From fb6ee9707b3dfd1d51ed82b69b4d159ba1361405 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: FatherHal <95137430+FatherHal@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2021 16:53:12 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Update snappy_Drama.txt

they have that white and red cat posted everywhere. they are obsessed with it. they call it marsey. they have made sexually suggestive drawings of it too
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@@ -2751,3 +2751,21 @@ I punched her in the face. She was a disgusting person to look at and smelled, a
 
 And in the end I walked out and said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay here, redneck."
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+They have that white and red cat posted everywhere. they are obsessed with it. they call it marsey. they have made sexually suggestive drawings of it too
+{[para]}
+Small cocks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
+{[para]}
+Im so fucking horny for crazy hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "g*y disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. 
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+Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally fucking a plastic bag, your dick isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your dick never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your dick inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your dick inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.
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+WARNING!!!! If you overuse lefty lingo and go over the top, they can smell you out as "sus" and a r-word. you have to play midwit IQ, and agree to other peoples comments, before making them look like leftist tools.
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+THEY TOO HATE BEING SUBVERTED BY ME!!!
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+But they follow me for years on those sites and on invite only discords and on other reddits not in that news link. I CAUSED THE BOTS TONIGHT, SORRY!
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+I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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+There are only two rules: no bigotry and no /r/drama users.
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