diff --git a/drama/templates/errors/500.html b/drama/templates/errors/500.html
index 0754f9523..094c42a52 100644
--- a/drama/templates/errors/500.html
+++ b/drama/templates/errors/500.html
@@ -12,10 +12,10 @@
 		<div class="text-center px-3 my-8">
 			<i class="fad fa-axe-battle text-muted mb-5" style="font-size: 5rem;"></i>
 			<h1 class="h5">500 Internal Server Error</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Something has broken. A master dwarven computersmith has been dispatched to un-break it.</p>
-			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to frontpage</a></div>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Hiiiii it's carp! I think this error means that there's a timeout error. And I think that means something took too long to load so it decided not to work at all. If you keep seeing this on the same page <I>but not other pages</I>, then something is probably wrong with that specific function. It may not be called a function, but that sounds right to me. Anyway, ping me and I'll whine to someone smarter to fix it. Don't bother them. Thanks ily <3</p>
+			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to main feed</a></div>
 
 		</div>
 	</div>
 </div>
-{% endblock %}
\ No newline at end of file
+{% endblock %}