diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index b5406459a..4ca329f31 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 							" big dumb apes hoarding bananas",
 							" repeatedly dying on Mine Cart Carnage",
 							" lost in the Lost World",
-							" naughty monkeys getting whacked by Cranky's cane",
+							" getting whacked by Cranky's cane",
 							" gooning to Candy Kong rule 34",
 							" idling in Bramble Blast 💃",
 							" buying Kremcoins with Marseybux",
@@ -23,14 +23,14 @@
 						] -%}
 					{% elif IS_FISTMAS() %}
 						{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
-							' santa enjoyers kissing under a misletoe',
+							' Santa enjoyers kissing under a misletoe',
 							' bringing up family drama at Christmas dinner',
-							' homoerotic dramanauts stroking their candy canes',
+							' stroking their candy canes',
 							" dramanauts jingling each other's balls",
 							" Santa deniers getting reamed by Rudolph",
 							" naughty listers getting coal for fistmas",
 							" plus-sized dramanauts eating Santa's cookies",
-							" dramatards having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
+							" having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
 						] -%}
 					{% else %}
 						{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [