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@@ -3513,4 +3513,114 @@ I recently got a DM telling me one of my posts have been posted on a site called
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-kys
+kys
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+I feel like there’s a difference between being attracted to a child and being able too recognize when a child is objectively good looking.
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+I do not want to be reminded of straight people's existence. I do not want to see straight people. I do not want to interact with straight people. I don't want straight people to see, award, or reply to my posts.
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+I am dead serious, this is a real feature that real social networks have, and i really want it on rDrama too.
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+Trigger warning: sexual abuse, violence, generally extremely uncomfortable topics. Men and women alike, turn away if you're not in a good head space.
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+I don't understand why every time a woman expresses her fear of men, so many men take it as the woman hates men. I don't hate you. Not at all. I just fear you.
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+Why?
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+I fear men because I've been harassed and followed in broad daylight on a busy street and was literally no one intervened.
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+I fear men because I've been threatened with violence and rape. Exclusively by men.
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+I fear men because men perpetrate 90%+ of violent crimes against women. Men even perpetrate 90%+ of violent crimes against men.
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+I fear men because I was abused from age 7-17 by two adult male cousins. And when I finally brought it up at age 12, I was laughed at and the men were excused.
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+I fear men because if I don't say no forcefully enough, rape is my fault.
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+I fear men because if I say no forcefully enough, it might trigger anger and violence.
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+I fear men because I've been cornered on the bus and no one would help.
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+I fear men because of all of the angry, hateful, bitter things I've heard, seen and read on YouTube, Reddit, and social media in general.
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+I normally let this stuff slide, and ignore you brain dead faggots, but not this time. How fucking retarded are you? Seriously, helmet, and harness? I bet you have scars on your stupid mouth from silverware training.
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+Every day from the second I wake up to when my ass hits the bed at night, I hold my farts in. Not to be polite, or adhere to social standards, but instead so I have a full magazine of ass juice loaded to release at moments notice. If it were me sitting there, I would have released the most blood curling, chair cracking, ass ripping, underwear staining, wet, church house creeper while staring her straight in the eyes. Then, while I see the horror on her face and never break eye contact, I would take a deep inhale through my nose to taste the satisfaction of victory as both of her lungs collapse.
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+Please DO NOT announce to the sitewhen you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a site full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
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+If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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+Fuck you and your fucking religion. You worship a lie written by Bronze Age goat herders 3000 years ago, you fucking loser. Aww, the little theist loser needs his little Bible book because you're terrified of death, you fucking scared piece of shit. That's fucking pathetic. You're an adult, and you believe some backwards bullshit. Like, imagine believing in the Jedi Star Wars religion, for example, so why is it okay to worship your fake fucking Christianity bullshit? It's no different. But, while fuck Christianity that doesn't give the rest a fucking pass. Fuck Islam, Fuck Judaism, Fuck Catholicism, Fuck Mormonism, Fuck Shintoism, Fuck Taoism, Fuck Hinduism Fuck Druze, Fuck Jainism, Fuck Buddhism, FUCK ZORASTRIANISM IN PARTICULAR. Stop fucking believing in this make believenonsense and follow the real world; science. As a closing statement, I'm glad your pathetic little religions are dying everywhere. While Islam is still growing as of now, it won't last, thank fuck. Young Arabs, Malaysians Indonesians, Pakistanis, Indian, etc are less religious than ever, so are young Europeans, Filipinos and Americans and Latin Americans. Your only pathetic little strongholds are in poor African countries which you'd never live in, the only place where your shitty faith is growing. The rest of the world is leaving your shit, rationalism is growing. Gods aren't real. If they were, your religions wouldn't be dying and I wouldn't be sitting here, perfectly unharmed as I blaspheme your faith. Feel powerless yet? Fuck you.
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+You see, everyone, this is all lawlzposts really are. They might not be literary masterpieces but they don't have to be. They are simply a way for the person reading to reveal who they truly are. Consider the SRDine. The SRDine wakes up every day, looks in the mirror, and sees nothing but bitterness, disappointment, and morbid obesity.
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+I've been thinking about it a bit more, and I think naturally after a while I'd probably want to start feminising my clone a bit. Such as shaving his balls and pubes, keeping him in a chastity cage and forcing him to wear sexy lingerie, wigs and makeup.
+I know I wouldn't like that, so I know he wouldn't like that, and that turns me on a lot. Getting into some seriously moral grey areas now. But infinitely preferable to incest.
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+Entertainment is a profession. The world runs on entertainment, but behind the screens, there's a lot of hard work being put into it so that everything goes well. You don't realize the countless hours of training and preparing that goes on in the backstage.
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+You... you do know that Vtubers are actually idols, right? That they have massive concerts and merch and all that? That they make their own original songs and etc? Surely, you do, otherwise you wouldn't be opening your mouth.
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+You will never be the premium drama site. You have no history, you have no fun spergs, you have no traffic. You are a subreddit twisted by admin abuse and denial play into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
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+All the 'traffic' you get is temporary and half hearted. Behind your back, redditors mock you. Subredditdrama is disgusted and ashamed of you, your 'users' laugh at your ghoulish CSS in groomcord servers.
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+Lolcows are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of devolution still allows lolcows to detect gigatarded trolls with incredible efficiency. Even those of you who 'pass' look uncanny and unnatural to a lolcow. Your username is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to almost get one into the ranch, he'll turn tail and bolt the moment you ask for his bussy.
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+You will never be funny. You wrench out a fake <:marseylaugh:872500198398652437> every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the boredom creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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+Eventually it'll be too much to bear-the janitors will forget to pay your host or get thrown off roofs by the shariah police. You will finally 404. Your users will find you, sad but relieved that they no longer have to waste time on your pages. You will be forgotten, just another of the millions of websites that once lived and no longer do. Once the archive sites begin deleting old data, all mention of you will finally be gone from the internet. It will be as if you never existed.
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+This is your fate. This is what you chose. There's no turning back now.
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+People died facedown in the mud for this.
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+re: downvotes
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+You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downvote button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:
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+You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.
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+I masturbate and watch porn for around 3-4 hours a day. I spend around two hours just browsing through random girls social media accounts on Instagram and TikTok. And whenever I go outside, I can't help but stare at every girl I see because they are just so good looking.
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+This isn't normal. I need help, and I don't know what to do about it.
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+Your purpose is to grow, pig. You need to know your place. You need to reach your goals fatty. If you don't, I can get real nasty and show you how much of a bitch I can be. your still quite small. Piglet sized in fact. Six hundred is when the real struggle begins. oink for mommy.
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+## BRAP
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+:#marseysniff: :#marseybrap:
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+As you were writing this drivel did you think that you were on to something? When you finished, did you pat yourself on the back? 
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+You've offered nothing. The statements you've made are empty, you've made no arguments. You've offered no evidence. You have referred to no actual mandate. You have referred to no actual events. 
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+Do you want a mandate that is enforced? Are you against mandates? Do you understand reality?
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+Why is the effort for public health both fighting a pandemic and illiteracy?
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+unfunny/take meds/etc
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+Women are inherently more powerful and more resilient than men and were created to lead and rule the world. Men are created to help and serve women. They’re tools. You can find many examples of this in nature too. Plus the older men get the more they agree that this is the truth of life. Like wiser men will agree with what I just said and they understand that they’re nothing in comparison to women in terms of inner power. It’s only the stupid young ones that will argue and accuse me being anti-men. The world is not operating on its original mode. Women are wolves wolfthey need to reclaim their inner power. This world should revolve around women.
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+rdrama is my life. I die for my dramanauts. Its some real shit. I met the love of my life here, i gain bussy, i mature, its all part of the dramanaut life.
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+WC submitted a snappy quote but it was just gibberish with a seal of Satan or whatever so I’m adding this instead
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+What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I’m sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn’t even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you.
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+wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?
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+im part of the reddit moderation team. its only a matter of time before you are banned from this subreddit. the way you have acted, you may get your account permanently banned.
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+Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........
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+DURRRR SEDIMENT SAPIENT SEPIMENT :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: jfc I don’t even want to post anymore
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+a guy, but when I was 11 I literally masturbated anally with a garden hose. i much would have preferred to have a dildo at that age.