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separate with [para] instead of {[para]}

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Aevann 2024-02-11 12:17:02 +02:00
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files/helpers/const_stateful.py
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@ -44,10 +44,10 @@ def const_initialize():
try: try:
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f: with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n") SNAPPY_QUOTES = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
with open(f"snappy_fistmas_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f: with open(f"snappy_fistmas_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES_FISTMAS = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n") SNAPPY_QUOTES_FISTMAS = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
with open(f"snappy_homoween_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f: with open(f"snappy_homoween_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES_HOMOWEEN = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n") SNAPPY_QUOTES_HOMOWEEN = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
except FileNotFoundError: except FileNotFoundError:
pass pass

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files/routes/comments.py
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@ -247,10 +247,10 @@ def comment(v):
if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and posting_to_post and post_target.id == SNAPPY_THREAD and level == 1: if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and posting_to_post and post_target.id == SNAPPY_THREAD and level == 1:
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r+") as f: with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r+") as f:
body_for_checking = '\n{[para]}\n' + body.lower() + '\n{[para]}\n' body_for_checking = '\n[para]\n' + body.lower() + '\n[para]\n'
if body_for_checking in f.read().lower(): if body_for_checking in f.read().lower():
abort(400, "Snappy quote already exists!") abort(400, "Snappy quote already exists!")
f.write('{[para]}\n' + body + '\n') f.write('[para]\n' + body + '\n')
SNAPPY_QUOTES.append(body) SNAPPY_QUOTES.append(body)
is_bot = v.client is not None and v.id not in BOT_SYMBOL_HIDDEN is_bot = v.client is not None and v.id not in BOT_SYMBOL_HIDDEN
@ -461,7 +461,7 @@ def delete_comment(cid, v):
if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and c.parent_post == SNAPPY_THREAD and c.level == 1 and c.body in SNAPPY_QUOTES: if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and c.parent_post == SNAPPY_THREAD and c.level == 1 and c.body in SNAPPY_QUOTES:
SNAPPY_QUOTES.remove(c.body) SNAPPY_QUOTES.remove(c.body)
new_text = "\n{[para]}\n".join(SNAPPY_QUOTES) new_text = "\n[para]\n".join(SNAPPY_QUOTES)
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "w") as f: with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "w") as f:
f.write(new_text + "\n") f.write(new_text + "\n")

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snappy_WPD.txt
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snappy_fistmas_WPD.txt
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@ -8,76 +8,76 @@
{ } { }
`---' `---'
``` ```
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyjesus: :#marseyjesus:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyimmaculate: :#marseyimmaculate:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasparty: :#marseychristmasparty:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseymerchantelf: :#marseymerchantelf:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasgift: :#marseychristmasgift:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygift: :#marseygift:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyunabomber2: :#marseyunabomber2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmastree: :#marseychristmastree:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmaself2: :#marseychristmaself2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta3: :#marseysanta3:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmaself: :#marseychristmaself:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasgift2: :#marseychristmasgift2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseypresents: :#marseypresents:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseymrsclaus: :#marseymrsclaus:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysnowglobe: :#marseysnowglobe:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygiftboxmarsey: :#marseygiftboxmarsey:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyreindeer4: :#marseyreindeer4:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyreindeer2: :#marseyreindeer2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseynutcracker: :#marseynutcracker:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta2: :#marseysanta2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygingerbread: :#marseygingerbread:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygingerbread2: :#marseygingerbread2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyuglyxmasweater: :#marseyuglyxmasweater:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta: :#marseysanta:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseykweenxmas: :#marseykweenxmas:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasscarf: :#marseychristmasscarf:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygiftboxmarseyhug: :#marseygiftboxmarseyhug:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyrudolph: :#marseyrudolph:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyrudolph2: :#marseyrudolph2:
{[para]} [para]
:#reindeer: :#reindeer:
{[para]} [para]
"GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud. "GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp
{[para]} [para]
Santa's seen your WPD comment history Santa's seen your WPD comment history
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
{[para]} [para]
``` ```
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
@ -99,17 +99,17 @@ https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU
``` ```
{[para]} [para]
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2: Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
{[para]} [para]
:marseyshapiro: *Letโ€™s say, hypothetically, youโ€™ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now letโ€™s say that youโ€™re also a non-Christian child, now that weโ€™ve established youโ€™re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youโ€™d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro: :marseyshapiro: *Letโ€™s say, hypothetically, youโ€™ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now letโ€™s say that youโ€™re also a non-Christian child, now that weโ€™ve established youโ€™re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youโ€™d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
{[para]} [para]
Santa deniers get the wall. Santa deniers get the wall.
{[para]} [para]
You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic โ€” but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do โ€” backwards, without looking, and in high heels. You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic โ€” but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do โ€” backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
{[para]} [para]
Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity. Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity.
{[para]} [para]
So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man. So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man.
{[para]} [para]
sleigh queen :marseynails: sleigh queen :marseynails:

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snappy_fistmas_rDrama.txt
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{ } { }
`---' `---'
``` ```
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyjesus: :#marseyjesus:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyimmaculate: :#marseyimmaculate:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasparty: :#marseychristmasparty:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseymerchantelf: :#marseymerchantelf:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasgift: :#marseychristmasgift:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygift: :#marseygift:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyunabomber2: :#marseyunabomber2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmastree: :#marseychristmastree:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmaself2: :#marseychristmaself2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta3: :#marseysanta3:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmaself: :#marseychristmaself:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasgift2: :#marseychristmasgift2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseypresents: :#marseypresents:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseymrsclaus: :#marseymrsclaus:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysnowglobe: :#marseysnowglobe:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygiftboxmarsey: :#marseygiftboxmarsey:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyreindeer4: :#marseyreindeer4:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyreindeer2: :#marseyreindeer2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseynutcracker: :#marseynutcracker:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta2: :#marseysanta2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygingerbread: :#marseygingerbread:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygingerbread2: :#marseygingerbread2:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyuglyxmasweater: :#marseyuglyxmasweater:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseysanta: :#marseysanta:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseykweenxmas: :#marseykweenxmas:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseychristmasscarf: :#marseychristmasscarf:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseygiftboxmarseyhug: :#marseygiftboxmarseyhug:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyrudolph: :#marseyrudolph:
{[para]} [para]
:#marseyrudolph2: :#marseyrudolph2:
{[para]} [para]
:#reindeer: :#reindeer:
{[para]} [para]
Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say rapedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers cunt. However, it's not- that's where I come in. Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say rapedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers cunt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction. You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you. Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
{[para]} [para]
Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs. Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment โ€œHitler was the most evil manโ€ my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up. Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment โ€œHitler was the most evil manโ€ my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
@ -84,20 +84,20 @@ I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly li
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win. That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
{[para]} [para]
"GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud. "GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp
{[para]} [para]
Christmasexuals reproduce by raping elves Christmasexuals reproduce by raping elves
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701442988132205.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701442988132205.webp
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp
{[para]} [para]
Santa's seen your rdrama comment history Santa's seen your rdrama comment history
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
{[para]} [para]
``` ```
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU
``` ```
{[para]} [para]
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2: Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
{[para]} [para]
:marseyshapiro: *Letโ€™s say, hypothetically, youโ€™ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now letโ€™s say that youโ€™re also a non-Christian child, now that weโ€™ve established youโ€™re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youโ€™d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro: :marseyshapiro: *Letโ€™s say, hypothetically, youโ€™ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now letโ€™s say that youโ€™re also a non-Christian child, now that weโ€™ve established youโ€™re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youโ€™d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
{[para]} [para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701461827864021.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701461827864021.webp
{[para]} [para]
Santa deniers get the wall. Santa deniers get the wall.
{[para]} [para]
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Bardfinn, my janny, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Janny Lane with all the other mentally ill people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Bardfinn, my janny, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Janny Lane with all the other mentally ill people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
{[para]} [para]
You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic โ€” but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do โ€” backwards, without looking, and in high heels. You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic โ€” but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do โ€” backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
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Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity. Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity.
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:mars#eychristmasgift: :marseycra#cka: :naziack: :naziack: :naziack: :!reindeer: :mars#eychristmasgift: :marseycra#cka: :naziack: :naziack: :naziack: :!reindeer:
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So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man. So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man.
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sleigh queen :marseynails: sleigh queen :marseynails:

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU
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My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift... My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift...
||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:|| ||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:||
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%OP% beware, you're in for a scare... %OP% beware, you're in for a scare...
||:#marseyghostangry2:|| ||:#marseyghostangry2:||
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So itโ€™s time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or youโ€™ll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So itโ€™s time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or youโ€™ll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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# ||BOO!|| # ||BOO!||
Ahaha scared you ๐Ÿ˜œ Ahaha scared you ๐Ÿ˜œ
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โ€ผ๏ธATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธ HOES๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’… ITS TIME TO GET โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ’€ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘ GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVEโœŠ๐Ÿญ CANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐Ÿฌ IN YOUR๐Ÿ‘‰PUSSY๐Ÿ˜ฝ AND ๐Ÿ™…DONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA๐Ÿ’‰ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘COSTUMES๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘’ AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW๐Ÿ’ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED ๐Ÿ†DICK๐ŸŒฝ โ€ผ๏ธATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธ HOES๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’… ITS TIME TO GET โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ’€ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘ GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVEโœŠ๐Ÿญ CANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐Ÿฌ IN YOUR๐Ÿ‘‰PUSSY๐Ÿ˜ฝ AND ๐Ÿ™…DONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA๐Ÿ’‰ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘COSTUMES๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘’ AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW๐Ÿ’ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED ๐Ÿ†DICK๐ŸŒฝ
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i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula: i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula:
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WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking: :#marseyghostface2talking:
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆโšฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽƒ If you donโ€™t send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ other thots๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„ you will get NO DICK ๐Ÿ‘‹ this COCKTOBER๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆโšฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽƒ If you donโ€™t send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ other thots๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„ you will get NO DICK ๐Ÿ‘‹ this COCKTOBER๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?" "what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
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so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN" so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door. the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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Want to see something *really* scary? Want to see something *really* scary?
Just look into a mirror! Just look into a mirror!
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Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU
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My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift... My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift...
||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:|| ||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:||
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%OP% beware, you're in for a scare... %OP% beware, you're in for a scare...
||:#marseyghostangry2:|| ||:#marseyghostangry2:||
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Hey rightoid :marseydeath: Hey rightoid :marseydeath:
:!marseydeath: Guess what? :!marseydeath: Guess what?
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DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So itโ€™s time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or youโ€™ll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So itโ€™s time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or youโ€™ll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This is Mavis This is Mavis
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# ||BOO!|| # ||BOO!||
Ahaha scared you ๐Ÿ˜œ Ahaha scared you ๐Ÿ˜œ
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โ€ผ๏ธATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธ HOES๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’… ITS TIME TO GET โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ’€ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘ GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVEโœŠ๐Ÿญ CANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐Ÿฌ IN YOUR๐Ÿ‘‰PUSSY๐Ÿ˜ฝ AND ๐Ÿ™…DONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA๐Ÿ’‰ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘COSTUMES๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘’ AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW๐Ÿ’ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED ๐Ÿ†DICK๐ŸŒฝ โ€ผ๏ธATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธ HOES๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’… ITS TIME TO GET โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ’€ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘ GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVEโœŠ๐Ÿญ CANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐Ÿฌ IN YOUR๐Ÿ‘‰PUSSY๐Ÿ˜ฝ AND ๐Ÿ™…DONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA๐Ÿ’‰ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘COSTUMES๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘’ AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW๐Ÿ’ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED ๐Ÿ†DICK๐ŸŒฝ
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i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula: i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula:
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WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking: :#marseyghostface2talking:
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆโšฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽƒ If you donโ€™t send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ other thots๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„ you will get NO DICK ๐Ÿ‘‹ this COCKTOBER๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆโšฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽƒ If you donโ€™t send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ other thots๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„ you will get NO DICK ๐Ÿ‘‹ this COCKTOBER๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?" "what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
@ -61,8 +61,8 @@ man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. h
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN" so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door. the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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Want to see something *really* scary? Want to see something *really* scary?
Just look into a mirror! Just look into a mirror!
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Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

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