diff --git a/files/routes/users.py b/files/routes/users.py
index 1056b7631..7a346dfd6 100644
--- a/files/routes/users.py
+++ b/files/routes/users.py
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ gevent.spawn(leaderboard_thread())
 @auth_required
 def upvoters_posts(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@ def upvoters_posts(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def upvoters_comments(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ def upvoters_comments(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def downvoters_posts(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@ def downvoters_posts(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def downvoters_comments(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@ def downvoters_comments(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def upvoting_posts(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@ def upvoting_posts(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def upvoting_comments(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -214,7 +214,7 @@ def upvoting_comments(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def downvoting_posts(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ def downvoting_posts(v, username, uid):
 @auth_required
 def downvoting_comments(v, username, uid):
 	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
+	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 	id = u.id
 	uid = int(uid)
 
@@ -272,9 +272,7 @@ def agendaposters(v):
 @app.get("/@<username>/upvoters")
 @auth_required
 def upvoters(v, username):
-	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
-	id = u.id
+	id = get_user(username).id
 
 	votes = g.db.query(Vote.user_id, func.count(Vote.user_id)).join(Submission, Vote.submission_id==Submission.id).filter(Submission.ghost == False, Submission.is_banned == False, Submission.deleted_utc == 0, Vote.vote_type==1, Submission.author_id==id).group_by(Vote.user_id).order_by(func.count(Vote.user_id).desc()).all()
 
@@ -300,9 +298,7 @@ def upvoters(v, username):
 @app.get("/@<username>/downvoters")
 @auth_required
 def downvoters(v, username):
-	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
-	id = u.id
+	id = get_user(username).id
 
 	votes = g.db.query(Vote.user_id, func.count(Vote.user_id)).join(Submission, Vote.submission_id==Submission.id).filter(Submission.ghost == False, Submission.is_banned == False, Submission.deleted_utc == 0, Vote.vote_type==-1, Submission.author_id==id).group_by(Vote.user_id).order_by(func.count(Vote.user_id).desc()).all()
 
@@ -326,9 +322,7 @@ def downvoters(v, username):
 @app.get("/@<username>/upvoting")
 @auth_required
 def upvoting(v, username):
-	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
-	id = u.id
+	id = get_user(username).id
 
 	votes = g.db.query(Submission.author_id, func.count(Submission.author_id)).join(Vote, Vote.submission_id==Submission.id).filter(Submission.ghost == False, Submission.is_banned == False, Submission.deleted_utc == 0, Vote.vote_type==1, Vote.user_id==id).group_by(Submission.author_id).order_by(func.count(Submission.author_id).desc()).all()
 
@@ -352,9 +346,7 @@ def upvoting(v, username):
 @app.get("/@<username>/downvoting")
 @auth_required
 def downvoting(v, username):
-	u = get_user(username)
-	if u.is_private and v.id != u.id: abort(403)
-	id = u.id
+	id = get_user(username).id
 
 	votes = g.db.query(Submission.author_id, func.count(Submission.author_id)).join(Vote, Vote.submission_id==Submission.id).filter(Submission.ghost == False, Submission.is_banned == False, Submission.deleted_utc == 0, Vote.vote_type==-1, Vote.user_id==id).group_by(Submission.author_id).order_by(func.count(Submission.author_id).desc()).all()
 
@@ -836,7 +828,7 @@ def u_username(username, v=None):
 		
 	if u.is_private and (not v or (v.id != u.id and v.admin_level < 2 and not v.eye)):
 		if request.headers.get("Authorization") or request.headers.get("xhr"): return {"error": "That userpage is private"}
-		return render_template("userpage_private.html", time=int(time.time()), u=u, v=v)
+		return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 
 	
 	if v and hasattr(u, 'is_blocking') and u.is_blocking:
@@ -920,7 +912,7 @@ def u_username_comments(username, v=None):
 
 	if u.is_private and (not v or (v.id != u.id and v.admin_level < 2 and not v.eye)):
 		if request.headers.get("Authorization") or request.headers.get("xhr"): return {"error": "That userpage is private"}
-		return render_template("userpage_private.html", time=int(time.time()), u=u, v=v)
+		return render_template("userpage_private.html", u=u, v=v)
 
 	if v and hasattr(u, 'is_blocking') and u.is_blocking:
 		if request.headers.get("Authorization") or request.headers.get("xhr"): return {"error": f"You are blocking @{u.username}."}
diff --git a/files/templates/userpage.html b/files/templates/userpage.html
index 11ede5e5c..a42a84291 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage.html
@@ -108,9 +108,7 @@
 				{% else %}<pre></pre>
 				{% endif %}
 				
-				{% if not u.is_private or (v and v.id == u.id) %}
-					<div class="font-weight-bolder mb-2"><a class="mr-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoters">Simps</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoters">Haters</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoting">Simps for</a> | <a class="ml-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoting">Hates</a></div>
-				{% endif %}
+				<div class="font-weight-bolder mb-2"><a class="mr-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoters">Simps</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoters">Haters</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoting">Simps for</a> | <a class="ml-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoting">Hates</a></div>
 
 				<div class="font-weight-bolder">
 					<span id="profile-coins-amount">{{u.coins}}</span>
@@ -406,9 +404,7 @@
 					<pre></pre>
 				{% endif %}
 
-				{% if not u.is_private or (v and v.id == u.id) %}
-					<div class="font-weight-bolder mb-2"><a class="mr-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoters">Simps</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoters">Haters</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoting">Simps for</a> | <a class="ml-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoting">Hates</a></div>
-				{% endif %}
+				<div class="font-weight-bolder mb-2"><a class="mr-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoters">Simps</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoters">Haters</a> | <a class="mx-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/upvoting">Simps for</a> | <a class="ml-1" href="/@{{u.username}}/downvoting">Hates</a></div>
 
 				<div class="font-weight-normal">
 					<span id="profile-coins-amount-mobile" class="font-weight-bold">{{u.coins}}</span>
diff --git a/files/templates/userpage_private.html b/files/templates/userpage_private.html
index 62d44b8ee..335250633 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage_private.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage_private.html
@@ -11,22 +11,6 @@
 			</span>
 			<h2 class="h5">This account is private</h2>
 			<p class="text-muted">This user has enabled private mode to cloak their posting history.</p>
-			{% if u.id == LLM_ID %}
-				{% if v and v.coins > 500 and not v.is_suspended %}
-					<a class="btn btn-primary" role="button", onclick="post_toast(this,'/pay_rent', '1')">Pay rent to view profile (500 coins)</a>
-				{% endif %}
-				<pre></pre>
-				{% if v and v.coins > 5000 and time - v.created_utc > 604800 and not v.is_suspended %}
-					<a class="btn btn-primary" role="button", onclick="post_toast(this,'/steal', '1')">Attempt to steal coins</a>
-					<div class="text-small-extra text-muted mt-1">Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.</div>
-				{% endif %}
-				<pre>
-
-
-
-
-				</pre>
-			{% endif %}
 		</div>
 	</div>
 </div>