And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you’re poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren’t.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I’m ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don’t molest me.. and then you’re like ok.. so I’m going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you’re not as good as me. Let’s take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly
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Here’s the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they’re great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn’t regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin’ figure it out dude. And it’s ok.. it’s ok.. if you’re a shitty person dude.. it’s ok if you’re a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we’re.. we’re not putting on a fuckin’ funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don’t get called at the assembly. It’s.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I’m tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don’t.. we don’t.. We’re out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that’s just real dude. So.. when you’re looking down with god, you’re like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I’m going to go to your funeral in this fuckin’ 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn’t even care when you were alive figure it out dude.
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We ain't backing up your fucking faggot ass shit bitch Imagine walking around.. alright here's the thing dude
Hey Bone ! What is this, 7 million.. humans.. male humans ? 7 million females ? And you haven't caught one yet ? You're dumb bitch, fuck you
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Fuck you dude If you haven't caught a fucking catch.. if you haven't scratched a scratch-ticket, you's a bitch Fuck you dude.. seriously dude If you haven't fucking figured it out at this point.. fuck you.. die
No it's okay if you die in a fire a little bit it's.. it's.. whatever But like.. dude, if you haven't found there is 7 BILLION bitches in this world and not none of them like you think about you.. fuck you That's.. seriously.. kill yourself
And if you die no one would care dude. Do you really think we're gonna walk around and figure you out ? Fuck you dude.. cheers.. figure it out dude
If you think that uh.. 7 and a half million people don't like you, you know what ? Cuz you're a piece of shit God damn right
Give me some jerkey
You're a bitch, figure it out dude. I don't know what the fuck you're fucking thinking about.. OH here's the thing dude ay.. ay if that happened, no one likes you dude. Just.. dude you can't uh afford heroin bitch, but die
go.. GO SCRAM GET OUTTA HERE GET OUTTA HERE
You fucking scrum-diddly-umptious ass bitch GOOOO Get the fuck outta here dude
We.. okay..here's the funny.. here's the fucking funny part about it It's .. it's that.. if.. you don't wanna be seen.. we gotta work really hard to fucking get rid of you, you bitch ass bitch. Figure it out
CHUG BEER
I love ashley.. and.. she got some big ass tittys AYOOOO
AY you.. you'll never have some big ass tittys dude.. cuz yous a small dick bitch, figure it out Okay, heres the thing dude.. i'll scratch those scratch-tickets i don't give a fuck BITCH
Figure it out go SCRAM SCRAAAAAAAAAM BITCH scraaaaaaam bitch
If you .. don't.. if you have a small dick, horrible Oh.. no.. you.. don't.. need.. that.. uh uh uh uh
DON'T RAPE BITCHES.. YOU CAN'T RAPE BITCHES It is what it is.. ??????????????????
BUT COME ON BRO.. COME ON BRO And that's the truth though dude. AY ay here's the thing dude.. maybe m-m-maybe yous a small dick piece of shit dude Maybe you don't deserve to walk the life i walk Figure it out dude
Alright, so you die.. who cares Alright, imagine you die.. and you're like .. mmm mmmm no one gives a fuck Figure it out dude
That's all it is dude, it's okay dude to be a fucking loser.. figure it out dude But like come on dude, like.. do you really think people are gonna fucking shed a tear for you When no one shed a tear for you ever ?
Figure it the fuck out dude You died and just.. went in the ground Come on dude !
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Listen listen listen Here’s the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they’re great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn’t regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin’ figure it out dude. And it’s ok.. it’s ok.. if you’re a shitty person dude.. it’s ok if you’re a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we’re.. we’re not putting on a fuckin’ funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don’t get called at the assembly. It’s.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I’m tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don’t.. we don’t.. We’re out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that’s just real dude. So.. when you’re looking down with god, you’re like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I’m going to go to your funeral in this fuckin’ 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn’t even care when you were alive figure it out dude.
Ayoo donation hype. You’re poor. A dollar ninety nine.. really? Really? Yuck. I’m not even going to play it, figure it out. I know donations don’t show up on the shit dude but like cmon dude. Do I look like a fuckin’ bum to you dude? Do I look like I sleep on a fuckin’ street corner next to piss n shit? Seriously dude.. do you realize that the money you just donated.. uhh.. if I was.. if I worked at coldstone which I don’t.. if I worked at coldstone.. we would have motherfuckers sing to you dude. Die a little bit
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And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you’re poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren’t.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I’m ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don’t molest me.. and then you’re like ok.. so I’m going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you’re not as good as me. Let’s take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly
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All these fuckin' IP2 faggot streamers.. Just think.. that just doing this, just doing that.. Just hittin' live. You just earn it? Die a lil bit dude.. Fuck you dude.. I got a badass jcup fuckin' squirtin' ass bitch that's waiting on me and I'm still here for you dude? The fuck you talking about dude? You think.. You think you can just hit live and you can get content and donations? Shit.. Bro, you know how many times I dun hit.. I dun hit fuckin' reminder nigger on my mofuckin' speaker, nigger? Person? Nothing is given dude.. Provide content, figure it out dude. It's Sickening.. Sickening.. Sickening.. I'm sick of these fuckin' pieces of shit, thinking that they can just go live and get some donations.. You ain't me nigga shit.. Shiiit. On the off-chance I get a 3.33.. I'm just spittin' facts here dude.. I got a beautiful bitch that wants to squirt all over the universe.. Across the universe and I still turn the speaker on dude.. I'm probably not getting a donation, I don't give a fuck dude.. I'll figure it out dude.. But like.. Public service announcements to all IP2 streamers dude.. Provide contont.. They will pay you thousands if you just give them some contont.. If you think you're just going to sit there be like, Wuhh.. Uhh.. Uhh.. Uhhhh.. Retard hours.. No.. They have contont dude.. And that's big factual and actual, Big talk dude..
Dude.. Ok so many people just ask me about shit and I'm just like shut the fuck up dude.. Shut the fuck up dude.. Like seriously.. All the.. Ok.. Lets talk about the bottom of the rung streamers.. Die.. Seriously die a little bit..
Strength is the morality of the man who stands out from the rest, and it is mine.
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such men alone are my readers, my proper readers, my pre-ordained readers. Of what account are the rest? The rest are simply...humanity. One must be superior to humanity in power, in loftiness of soul - IN CONTEMPT.
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I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
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There are two different types of people in this world: those who want TO KNOW and those who WANT TO BELIEVE.
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We are the new 'barbarians' - forged in iron hardness in the fires of their hate and persecution. All over the world, we wait to pounce...
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Revolution is a spectators sport. The majority will sit in the stands and watch the factions fight. At the end they will choose side with the team that is winning.
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Being prepared to die is one of the great secrets of living.
What your name? Laura? Laura! Suck us all off for donations.
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Ayoo! Tell them to donate, nigger.
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This is Mexican Andy, big ol faggot.
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Your tits are tiny.. Eat some oatmeal.. For real.. Have some respect for yourself and get bigger tits. Please. Eat some oatmeal I’ll buy you the oatmeal.. they are kind of offensive, if you got topless it’s not even considered nudity.
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Whoopsie!
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WHORE!
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You know what’s amazing? Living your best life paying bills while fuckin’ incels are giving you money.. That’s what’s up.. I swear to god, dude.
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You seem rape-able.. You’re telling me you’re going to convince a judge that I raped you?
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You smell like consent.
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Ay.. Check.. Check my streams labs, bitch.. fuck you die in a fire.. Die.
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Thanks for your money, faggot.
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Did I grope you?
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YOU’RE POOR! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU’RE SO POOR. YUCKY. YOU’RE SUPER POOR.
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I just have a lot of love to give.. So if some random fuckin’ ugly whore bitch gets groped, she gets groped.. Accept it.
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GROPE!
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She can’t live without yogurt cum in her throat.
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You should be honored to be groped by me..
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You should be fuckin’ welcome whore..
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Seriously, you should be fuckin’ honored that I would ever grope you.. You stupid bitch..
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Fuck her dude.. she should be honored that I even found her sexy enough to fuckin’ molest her.
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AFRICA!
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And then you just died and you’re all sad and shit, looking back on my shit tuning into my livestream.. and you figure it out the thing is though maybe you’re a piece of shit.. Fuck you.. I don’t know dude.. like I don’t know.. Sorry that I’m better than you fuckin’ faggot.. I’m smoking the last cigarette of the night, Nigger..
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Calm down bitch.. CALM DOWN BITCH, YOU AIN’T SHIT.. LET EM KNOW..
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Figure it out.. Bitch..
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Here’s.. Here’s the thing, there’s good fuckin’ solid people like me and there’s poor people like you.. Figure it out
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No.. it’s okay if you die in a fire a little bit.. it’s a whatever..
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You can’t afford heroin, bitch..
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Hey, nigger. It’s what it is dude.. let’s figure it the fuck out dude.. Someone needs to figure it the fuck out dude..
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I do admit.. I have a severe drinking problem..
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And.. if you’re poor and no one likes you.. then just die a lil bit.. and.. maybe you can come above that and become a millionaire, if you work hard enough but you’re probably not because you’re poor and you’re poor.
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Alright.. Imagine.. watching my shit and you don’t even have a fuckin’ significant other.. exactly.. You don’t even have god.. you haven’t heard about a Bible.. you’re a bitch and you figure it out, dude.. You just walk around this earth.. Not lovin’ life not being lit.. you ain’t lit bitch.. YOU AIN’T LIT BITCH!
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I’m poor, Jimney Christmas.
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It’s alright to be better than people.. I deal with that on a constant.
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NWORD.. I never said nword in my entire life dude. I love nwords and we figure it out dude. Like what the fuck are you taking about dude?.. how dare you, dude? Nword is uh fuckin’ horrible shit for people, for fuckin’ faggots and niggers to say.. how dare you..
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Maybe yous a small dick piece of shit, dude. Maybe you don’t deserve to walk the life I walk.. figure it out.
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SCRAM BITCH..
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Seriously dude.. if you haven’t fuckin’ figured it out at this point.. Die..
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That’s why if you cum to fast you don’t exist.
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What if I said it though? I’m friends with EBZ and I said it and he figured it out, and EBZ.. Ay can we go to a hotel or something? I want to get my dick sucked.
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Ay, you will never have some big ass titties dude.. Cause yous a small dick bitch.. figure it out.
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YOU’RE A NIGGER!
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Can I see your tits?
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You like Asians girls cause they got a small pussy and you got a small dick..
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You don’t deserve to squirt, Whore!
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Your a cup tits are not contont, dude.. Get out of here dude..
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I think you’re a whore.. I think you’re a whore dude.. you got to grow some tits.. Eat some oatmeal and die a little bit.. Scram..
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You’re not a woman so anybody that fucks you is a faggot, and figure it out.. Go..
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What in the Gosh-Dar-Niggers?
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Tequila and whore hype.
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Let’s get some jerky or some shit.
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I don’t know.. I just get naked on tequila..I get really horny on tequila.. that’s the only reason I don’t want to do tequila.. I don’t want to get my chat all turned on..
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Of course we’re going to buy alcohol fuckin’ faggot.. Die
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Ay.. Ay.. Shut up Honda Civic.. Die.. Die a little bit, Honda Civic..
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You orgasm on my dick, dude.. Everyone heard it.. Everyone heard it..
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Do you want me to press him? Do you want me to press him, dude?
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Suck my asshole, Whore.. No.. Suck my asshole, Whore.. it’s not a bad thing.. but just like.. it’s just some asshole.. just suck a lil bit..
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You’re a ninja turtle ass bitch, dude.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Suck him off a lil bit.. Just suck him off a lil bit..
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SQUIRT NATION BITCH!
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LMNOP, Figure it out.
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Ay, Girl what’s up doe? What’s up with that lil bit of pussy on my mouth, baby?
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I’m obviously not a black person.. did anyone think I was a black person? Nobody thought that, dude.
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I honestly think you’re a liar and you don’t love me.. And.. you rob blacks people. You rob black people.
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LMNOP, Nigger.. Person..
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Dude.. I’m so lit, dude.. Hey, water nigger.. WATER.. Water please and thanks you..
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Just cum in my mouth, whore.
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Ay, get aborted a lil bit..
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Dude if you see how much money I made off you fuckin’ scum ass bitch ass donations.. you’d be salty as fuck.
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Well.. Ask me a question there fag, no I’m not sitting in the same room as you dude and your mother is a faggot dude, figure it out dude.
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Scram bitch, scram..
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You’re a dumb bitch..
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Die a little bit and die.
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How big are your tits?
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You’re retarded.. HAHA.. You’re not better than me. HAHA!
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Hey Geezer.. Unlock the door dude no black people..
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Hey.. WHORE!
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What’s up with some sex later?
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God you got a fatty ass butt.. What’s up with some anal..
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I smell consent.
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Fuck off dude.. Fuck you dude.. Die a little bit.. Fuck you dude.. Ima pee dude.. Die a little bit.. Little faggot little nigger..
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You guys are whispering faggots dude..
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Weed, nigger.
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Monkey tit ass bitch
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Chocolate peanutbutter nut, nigger. Let’s get it let’s go.
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You’re a faggot dude.. Ay, kill yourself.. How about you kill yourself a lil bit dude.. fuck you dude.. FUCK YOU DUDE. How about I slap you a little bit faggot? Die a little bit dude.
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Let me take a nap, nigger.
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I never said nigger..
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FUCK DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.. BACK THE FUCK UP DUDE.. I’M NAKED RIGHT NOW.
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I hope she sticks an iron up her pussy and dies.
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I hope she sticks an iron up her pussy and dies.
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That bitch is gone dude, this is her stream.. Ay let’s smoke some meth in this shit.. I’m down to do some meth right now to fuck up the deposit.. Fuck that shit dude.
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I don’t give a fuck.. Fuck you die in a lil fuckin fire bitch.
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Let’s take a viagra and get weird dude.
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Die a little bit.. Nigger..
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You’re poor, you’re a nigger, figure it out.
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Just stick your finger in my butthole a lil bit..
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I’m going to fuck you whether you like it or not.
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Get in here with your tits, BITCH!
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You’re a bitch ass nigger.. DIE..
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Don’t ever smack me, Nigger.
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You want me to fuck him up for you, dude? Why are you talking to my guy all wrong? I got permission to go terminator on your bitch ass.
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Bring your nipples in here, bitch. Nipples NOW. Can we Uber eats some nipples?
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I would stick kitkats in your pussy to solve the Tetris problems.. Nigger lover.
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I think it’s nigger dumb.. it’s nigger dumb.
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You’re a faggot dude.. Get fuckin’ raped.. Fucking faggot, dude.. kill yourself, I really hope you do. I really hope you kill yourself. I hope you get fuckin’ banana syndrome and kill yourself and die, dude.. Give me a blanket dude.. fuckin’ kill yourself dude.. and.. I’ve never been your friend.. Ever..
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Do you want me to live with c-cups? Fuck you dude..
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Pastrami Niggers.
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How long have you been a bitch dude? Wanna buttfuck a lil bit?
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I hope you get aids dude.. No.. Here the thing dude, if you get aids I’d be amazed, that means someone would of fucked you, you fuckin’ old faggot.. Goddamn. So I’m in a catch-22, I hope you get aids but no ones going to touch you.. So.. we’re going to have to prick you.
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Is there some rape going on?
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Did you ever get your dick sucked and helium came out? Dude.. dude.. pregnancy is the worst STD.. Jesus Christ.. I’d rather get crabs than a fuckin’ kid.. fuck off dude.
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Here’s the thing.. I love you. I really want to put my dick in you and like tickle your brain a lil bit.
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I love you so much that I’m going to fuckin’ inherit some African Americans.. And.. they’re going to die.. and that’s going spread beyond your graveyard so you’re protected.
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Smokin’ a blunt, fuckin’ a jcupper and having a big 8 inch, half of it is the head.. LMNOP.
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Tropical bitch nigger.
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I jerked off in your house, how do you feel about that? I nutted fat loads on your carpet. Your welcome.
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I got this jcupper from New York and I love her and we’re going to figure it out and she’s going on the RV.. And I went on this fuckin’ collage website shit.. So I went into the bathroom.. and.. I made a collage of her.. I really did dude.. Dude, yeah cause like if it’s one picture.. Well I can’t wack off to one picture.. Fuck you.. So I found a collage pic app and we’ll figure it out.. Dude.. And it was lit dude.. I nutted it so hard, like backspace.. Like fuck everything else..
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But.. here’s the thing I’m Brian Risso, figure it out.. Alright, big ass dick check for Reddit.
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She’s big tho, dude.
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Oh, Geezer masturbates to lord of the rings. I walked in on his stream and he was masturbating to lord of the rings.. He’s a faggot dude.. Fuck you Geezer. Hey Geezer, if you ever see me it’s on little bruises.. Fuck you, I’ll spit on your grave bitch.
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What’s up baby girl.. what’s up with that pussy? Can I have some sex a lil bit? Can we have some sex a lil bit?
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I will pay a faggot to fuck you in the ass to figure it out dude.
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Oprah NIGGER.
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I’m going to play fuckin’ TTS at your fuckin’ funeral, Whore. I will play fuckin’ TTS at your funeral, best believe it. I’m going to lower it dude.. 7 cent TTS at this faggots funeral. I’m still alive but you’re not.
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I wish I would of pissed in his faggot ass mouth, dude.
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Hey faggot, don’t get involved.. Faggot.. Don’t get involved. See what happens.. Don’t get involved faggot. Die.. Fuck you.. Faggot.. Don’t get involved faggot, fucks wrong with you.. You’re poor.. Seriously, you’re so poor.. why would you do that? You’re such a faggot ass nigger.. Die.. Go.. what the fuck is wrong with you faggot? Don’t ever die around me, nigger.
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Bye nigger, you’re a nigger. Bye.
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No.. no.. no.. no.. Die a little bit.. Fuck you.. nigger.
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You’re such a nigger..
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Ay, ay, this nigger better cuddle with me or whatever. I want to lay down.. This guy is such a nigger, dude.. what a fucking nigger, dude.. Shit..
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Let’s get it nigger.. Let’s get it nigger..
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You think I won’t kill you nigger? I will kill you.. you think I don’t make money off you, faggot? I will murder you, faggot ass nigger.
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Die a little bit, faggot.
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Blow your nose, little faggot nigger.
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What a crunchy little nigger, like figure it out. Like what do you mean, what are you talking about, dude?
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Oh my god, oh my god, Oh my god, what a faggot.
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Sailer niggers in the chat.
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Qwack-a-Daddle nigger.
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It’s like your choking a black person.
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I’m saying it right now.. I never fucked a girl before and it was going to be with you, Ashley.
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It was fuckin’ awesome dude, I was jacking off at 3:30 in the afternoon.
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Suck on her titty, thumb her clit and fuckin’ jackhammer at the same time, it’ll be to much for her to handle and she will fuckin’ blue screen. She’s going to lose control and squirt a lil bit.
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Niggerly.
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If you fucking rupture my Anus like that.. I’m fucking punching somebody..
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Don’t listen to corona, niggers.
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If you got a yeast infection with me bitch.. I’m not you’re nigga.. die a little bit.. my yeast infection all white italiano Risso big dick goblin.. figure it out dude.
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So.. I was in Hawaii and I was fucking this bitch and I threw her over my shoulder and I nutted and it hit the ceiling fan.. and my nut dripped from the ceiling fan for like two days.. I’ll always remember that.
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I’ll put the bitches in the lac dude and make them orgasm.
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Whorebag.. Fuck you Sophia.. You are a negative bitch and I hope you get aids.
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Hey.. Do you got a Down syndrome sister I could fuck?
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If you introduced me to you significant other and she happened to work at Wendy’s, I’d be like what’s up with that Baconator, bitch.
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Skin flute, nigger, pencil.
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Blue cheese, Nigger.
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Sand in the fuckin’ crocodile, niggers
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I didn’t piss on the bed, dude.. Die a little bit.
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One time in New Orleans, I sniffed cocaine through my penis hole. Get lit.
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I bet getting lit and uhh things happen.. Anal? Let me get in there.
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If you could just die a little bit and let me sniff you.. like come on.. that’s romantic..
Ay give me some of that yum yum sauce on my stream dude, let’s go. Hey dude, I will give you so much money if you jerk off right now and cum on my stream, dude.. That would be the most lit stream of all time dude. Let it happen. Thousand dollar donation motherfuckers, nut on my stream there avalanche ass bitch.. What are you talking about, dude.. why aren’t you jerking off right now dude? Preheat that oven, dude.. I’ll get banned it will be the end of my career but fuck it dude.. Retirement hype. Let’s go, ayoo. You better turn the butter mixer dude, let’s go. Cum on my stream a lil bit.
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I love you that’s why I was pretending to be a fag.. FOR YOU.. that’s how much I love you.
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I mean if a dude got some Jcups, whatup? Like what, let’s go. LMNOP.
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If I don’t love Bec than I’m obviously a fag.
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I don’t want you to cry, babe. I will fake being with dudes so you know that I’ll “baby come back. I’m sorry but I’ll go to hell and back.
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Ok.. first off I’m not a fag.. I’m not a fag.. I know fag is a bad word whatever, Fag. But like it’s not because I’m obviously not.
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We’ve been a lot of places with weird dudes.. and I just didn’t even give a fuck.. I don’t give a fuck about dudes, right? I give a fuck about you and I love you.
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Oh, all of a sudden I’m the fuckin’ black guy.
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You about to be bi?
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I’m not gay.. Fuck you.. I just said I’m gay cause I love you so much and the only way I could look at anyone else is if I’m gay again.. Fag.. Fuck you.. I just profess my love so much that I’d be gay for you and you threw that back into my face.. Fag.. I’m trying to profess my love to you dude.
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Ay, what do you want there little guy?
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She’s hot, dude. You like my car dude? I like it. My balls don’t have no STDs, Ayoo.
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What am I doing wrong, dude. Fuckin’ shit.
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I’ll fuckin’ kill you dude. Fuck you, dude.. Can I sleep, dude. Can I fuckin’ sleep dude. Jimeny Christmas.. Am I wrong dude?
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What the fucks wrong with you, dude? Get the fuck over here.. Can I kill him? That was becoming.. Should I kill him? I’ll kill him dude. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude.. Fuck.. Fucks wrong with you, Fuck Jacob.. You’re a nigger.. Fuck is wrong with you dude.. STOP BEING A FAGGOT, DUDE.
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Want to head a fucked up joke? What has one head, two arms and three legs? The finish line at the Boston marathon.
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I added Paul walker on xbox.. He spends all his time on the dashboard.
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There’s a guy, he’s driving a bowling ball truck. He delivers bowling balls. So this guy he delivers bowling balls, he got a big ol truck with bowling balls in the back of his truck, right. He’s driving on the interstate, he sees two black guys with bikes, chains broken, on the side of the road. They’re like waving him down, right. He goes “Ay, what’s up guys?” He goes “Oh our bikes are broken down, Ay. Can we get a ride to the next city?” And he’s like “dude, I don’t have any room up here.. Uh I can’t do it.” So what they say is like “Cmon man” they convince him.. “ok dude, you guys can be in the back of the fuckin’ truck with the bowling balls and shit with your bikes.” “I don’t really feel comfortable with this but I got you.” So he’s driving down, he misses the weigh station, cop pull his over, he’s nervous as fuck sweating bullets. So he’s like “you missed the weigh station back there” and he sees the sweat “he’s like I’m going to have to check the back of your cab” right? He walks all the way to the back of the thing, opens it up, and shocked eyed “what the fuck?” He runs up “GET OUT OF HERE!” He’s like “why, dude?” “You have like thousands of nigger eggs in the back of your truck, somebody started hatching and they’re already stealing bikes.”
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I’ll tell you the greatest blonde joke ever.. I heard this when I was 13 at summer camp from a fat dude. It blew my mind. So a redhead, a blonde and a brunette are at a bar, they get drunk and start talking about how big of whores they are. The redhead goes like “You guys ain’t done shit” and she gets up on the bar, drops her shit and sticks two fingers up her pussy. The blonde isn’t impressed and the brunette is like “I got you” and sticks her whole fist up her pussy. And the Blonde is like “Are you amateurs done?” Take a shot and falls through the bar stool.
