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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(178,'Media Executive','despite making up just 2% of the population,',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(179,'Surgeon','Lobotomize me daddy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(180,'Mouseketeer','please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(181,'Karen','Let me speak to your manager',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(182,'Badass Fighter Ace',' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(183,'Taqiyah','It''s not a yarmulke I swear',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(184,'Cock','DM me yours!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(186,'The Cat','does this really need a description',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(187,'Noose','Cope or rope',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(188,'The Penny','This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(189,'Hard Hat (yellow)','A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(190,'Hard Hat (white)','The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(191,'Beret (TF2)','Stylish vidya-variant of the beret',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(192,'Texas Ten Gallon','Yeehaw!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(196,'Old Man Hat','AKA the Wizdumb',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(197,'Pimp Hat II','Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(198,'Whirly Tard Hat II','Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(199,'Family Man Free Hat','It''s a good show!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(213,'The Penny II','Out of the shower :marseybath: cap, into the bandana',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(278,'The Justinian','Glory to God who has thought me worthy to finish this work. Solomon, I have outdone you.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(263,'Colonizing Oppressor','Why would you ADMIT to this?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(541,'Morshu','Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs! You want it? It''s yours, my friend! As long as you have enough RUPEES.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(542,'Link (Faces of Evil)','Could you eat an octorok?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(406,'Amogus','I saw you vent',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(415,'WANTED','Dangerous thought criminal. Wanted DEAD ONLY.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(421,'Emperor Hat','Made in China',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(547,'The Microdose','A smaller, safer dose for those who need to self-medicate in public.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(548,'The Snooplet','I can exercise you, this can be your phys ed, spend all your cizzoins, just perch me on your hizzead',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(550,'The Entertainment','A prize for clever birthday boys that save their tokens.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(554,'Clop','DM me for MLP clop ERP',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(561,'The Lawlz','Have Max the Dog join you on your PFP. Rest in paradise king!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(558,'Suicide King','Lost it all in the 52 cards',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(560,'Dual-Wield Katanas','Forged from real Nippon steel, folded 1000 times, shipped directly to your local mall kiosk.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(564,'The African Kufi','The white man doesn''t want you to know that this website was created by an AFRICAN king',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(563,'The Dundee','That''s not a hat. THIS is a hat!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(567,'Heart Crown (blue and purple)','💙💜',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(568,'Emoji Crown (hearts and shooting stars)','💫This is techically the dizzy symbol, but it looks like a shooting star for Apple users 😘',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(587,'Fedora (Red Hat Enterprise Linux)','Reminds me of 2004',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(583,'Weird Banner','You may only wear this if you are weird! No appropriation by non weirdos, thx',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(588,'Large Bow (light pink and blue)','It really is a very large bow',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(593,'Top Hat (red and black)','This isn''t the right hat for everyone, but is it the right hat for you?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(594,'Tin Foil Fedora','m''lady, I must warn you of the elecromagnetic mind control rays',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(595,'The Coon','Davy Crockett wore it and now it’s on rDrama',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(604,'Backwards Cap','How do you do fellow r/teenagers',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(606,'Fancy Hat (blue and black)','made with stable diffusion!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(607,'Cheerful colorful knit hat with flower','also made with stable diffusion!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(332,'Hairlet','It never even began',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(266,'King Crown II','King is our word but you can say kang',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(267,'Furry Marsey','Never forget that Marsey is a furry OC and this site is themed around fanart of her',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(270,'Perry the Platypus','Platybussy > Platygussy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(274,'Shemagh','Shemagh is such an ugly word. It sounds like a phlegmy noise. Even looks like the word phlegm.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(275,'Bloods','BRIPS GET THA BLATT BLATT',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(276,'Conscience','i can be yuor angle or your devil',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(269,'SCARY GUN','He called it an AK-74u but I''m not sure if that''s right idk idk',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(537,'The Celtic Kufi','Irish were the REAL slaves, stay woke my deartháir',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(549,'The Bumper Sticker','Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(571,'Purple Emoji Crown','💜💜💜when ur selfie needs an emoji crown with a 🌻, a 👻, and a 🐻 but u still gotta fit that purple aesthetic 💜💜💜',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(875,'Aces Strawhat','Idfk what this is man why are you submitting these esoteric fucking hats with no indication of what they are AAAHHHHH',2,500,NULL,1665314089);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(621,'The Soren II','Soren is an idea, not a person. Shoot him. It’s okay, the bullets do nothing. Try it!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(279,'Libertarian','This user has certainly read Atlas Shrugged',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(282,'Green Laurel Wreath','Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(557,'Cottagecore','Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(291,'Yea Daddy Choker','Remember who you belong to',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(296,'Sunhat II','Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(299,'Raspberry Hat','Little sissy French girl hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(300,'Lemonsqueezer','Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(301,'Dickhead','Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(627,'Pedo Sniper (right)','I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(628,'Gnome Child','My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(311,'The Lucas Roberts','#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(317,'AI-Generated Hat','Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(325,'The Sal','Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(328,'Skidmarks','Hit me with your car daddy 🤪',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(329,'Behind Bars','Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(330,'Panzer Driver','No war crimes here, just tanks!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(331,'Ghostly Gibus','(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(333,'Astronaut Helmet II','Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(335,'Kippah','rDrama: a light unto nations',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(337,'The Tim Pool','No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(338,'Digigoggles','DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(222,'Smugjak','I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(223,'Foolproof Disguise','What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(272,'Harry Potter','General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(324,'Lord of the Flies','Sucks to yer ass-mar!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(314,'Bright Idea II','Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(316,'Globohomo','The gay agenda is no longer optional.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(313,'Bright Idea I','Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(225,'Pat Hat','Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(226,'Gay Saudi Headpiece','Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(235,'Emo Hair I','''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(236,'Ram Horns','Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(245,'The Brianna Laundrie','RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(246,'Lains Bear Kigurumi','And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(248,'Furfag Pride','We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(254,'Three Lil Marseys','It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(255,'KN95 Mask','We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(257,'Umbreon Ears','For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(260,'Carphead','A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(261,'Journoid Scum','The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(354,'SNIFFED','Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(356,'Santa Hat I','Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(357,'Scumbag Steve','>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(358,'Umbrella Hat','Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(359,'Ridin With Biden','You ridin''?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(360,'NFT','Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(361,'The Bog','Will you take the call?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(362,'Googly Eyes','My eyes are up here',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(363,'Kanohi Hau','A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(365,'Maid Cap','CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(366,'BLACKED','You were built for BBC',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(368,'Wonder Tiara','(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(352,'John Deere Hat','She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(355,'Chef Hat','Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(392,'Chris-Chan','Hat to the extreme!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(393,'Bunny Buttons','Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(409,'AI Core','Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(405,'Israeli Friend Pins','If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(410,'Retro Snapchat Thot','Heckin good pupperino',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(420,'2070s Hat','State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(413,'Retro Brimstone','Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(423,'Dramautist Jar Project','Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(416,'Monopoly Hat','Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dramacoin.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(417,'Monopoly Thimble','Just the right size for your dick huh',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(431,'Blue Badgr','I blue myself',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(433,'R2D2','[unintelligible whirring and beeping]',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(434,'Gay Fawkes Mask','Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(437,'Cigar','Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(438,'Conquistador','Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(444,'The Awoo','This is (not) Cirno',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(445,'Krusty Krew','KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(446,'Sutton Woo Helmet','What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(447,'Cosmonaut Helmet','Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(448,'The Pizzashill','WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(449,'Handmaids Bonnet','Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(367,'Burning Flames Team Captain','Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(460,'Edelgard Hair','Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(380,'Witch (Wizard) Hat','STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(385,'Magician Hat','It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(483,'Naughty Newsboy','Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(485,'This Is Fine','Situation normal.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(486,'Emo Hair II','SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(487,'Emo Hair III','I write sins not tragedies',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(488,'Emo Hair IV','I''m not okay (I promise)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(490,'Emo Hair VI','Cute Without The ''E''',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(492,'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)','Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(493,'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap','TWEED AND SNEED',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(494,'Skull Boingy Head Things','boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(495,'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat','Looks like shit but probably feels real nice',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(496,'Flower Hat (hot pink)','A cute flower hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(518,'Kyoko','This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(524,'Smurf Hat (papa)','You think you''re better than all the other smurves',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(529,'Conehead','How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(523,'Smurf Hat','La la, la la la la',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(525,'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes','Please Be Autistic I Am Yes',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(526,'No-No Finger','Oh no you di-int',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(430,'Purple Badge','Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(432,'Orange Badge','You''ve betrayed the purple badge.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(435,'Witch III','Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(436,'robocop','You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(450,'Bluecheck','Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);