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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(360,'NFT','Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(355,'Chef Hat','Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(393,'Bunny Buttons','Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(413,'Retro Brimstone','Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(423,'Dramautist Jar Project','Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(429,'Red Badge','The red badge of bussy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(431,'Blue Badgr','I blue myself',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(433,'R2D2','[unintelligible whirring and beeping]',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(434,'Gay Fawkes Mask','Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(437,'Cigar','Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(438,'Conquistador','Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(444,'The Awoo','This is (not) Cirno',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(445,'Krusty Krew','KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(446,'Sutton Woo Helmet','What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(447,'Cosmonaut Helmet','Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(448,'The Pizzashill','WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(449,'Handmaids Bonnet','Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(367,'Burning Flames Team Captain','Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(460,'Edelgard Hair','Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(380,'Witch (Wizard) Hat','STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(385,'Magician Hat','It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(483,'Naughty Newsboy','Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(485,'This Is Fine','Situation normal.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(486,'Emo Hair II','SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(487,'Emo Hair III','I write sins not tragedies',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(488,'Emo Hair IV','I''m not okay (I promise)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(490,'Emo Hair VI','Cute Without The ''E''',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(491,'Top Hat (frost)','Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(492,'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)','Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(493,'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap','TWEED AND SNEED',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(494,'Skull Boingy Head Things','boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(495,'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat','Looks like shit but probably feels real nice',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(496,'Flower Hat (hot pink)','A cute flower hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(518,'Kyoko','This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(524,'Smurf Hat (papa)','You think you''re better than all the other smurves',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(529,'Conehead','How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(523,'Smurf Hat','La la, la la la la',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(525,'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes','Please Be Autistic I Am Yes',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(526,'No-No Finger','Oh no you di-int',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(430,'Purple Badge','Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(432,'Orange Badge','You''ve betrayed the purple badge.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(435,'Witch III','Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(436,'robocop','You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(450,'Bluecheck','Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(457,'Thug Life Beanie','The whitest beanie you''ll ever see',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(479,'Pizza Hut','For when ‘good enough'' is enough',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(484,'Slav-sya','Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(501,'Dancing Marsey','Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(504,'Iron Crown of Lombardy','This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1138,'Fallout Advanced Power Armour','War. War never changes.',2,500,NULL,1673534169);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(902,'Shovel Knight','Cosplay as the shovel man himself!',2,500,NULL,1665347426);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(917,'Bell Pepper (red)','Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!',2,500,NULL,1665417006);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(911,'Racecar Hat','I sleep in a hat with my wife',2,500,NULL,1665355513);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1149,'This hat kills fishists','This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!',2,500,NULL,1677730441);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1153,'Hope Eradicated','Who needs friends when you have money?',2,500,NULL,1679346572);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1150,'Power In Misery','Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...',2,500,NULL,1679343066);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(514,'Glowing','Hit me with your car',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1157,'Divine Light','Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!',2,500,NULL,1679347512);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1169,'Mimic','That is NOT a health pack!',2,500,NULL,1679359754);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1167,'Tattered Rain Hat','Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.',2,500,NULL,1679359347);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1156,'Traversing the Grid of Death','When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...',2,500,NULL,1679347260);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1170,'Cigarette','Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted',2,500,NULL,1680069984);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1179,'Funky Kong','Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!',2,500,NULL,1680299069);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1178,'Donkey Kong','The coolest monkey in the jungle',2,500,NULL,1680297791);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1177,'Majora','You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?',2,500,NULL,1680236118);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1172,'Marseys Funky Bandana','She stole it from a bored ape',2,500,NULL,1680231908);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1180,'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER','The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about',2,1000,NULL,1680982678);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1239,'Vaporeon Hat','Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding...',2,500,NULL,1687286731);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1238,'Gemmed','Who gave you glue?',2,500,NULL,1687286254);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1268,'MushroomCap','This user is either really nice or a poison.',2,500,NULL,1687832015);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1264,'Red Heart Halo','The angel of love!',2,500,NULL,1687831370);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1262,'Red Beret','Slightly cooler hat then the nerdy police men',2,500,NULL,1687831040);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1261,'Sad cat face','Why u mean :(',2,500,NULL,1687830954);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1258,'Zombie Marsey','Eating brains if anyone had brains here..',2,500,NULL,1687830705);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1255,'Tobacco pipe','The Legend Corn Cob Pipe from Missouri Meerschaum is the most popular pipe for the price in our series of mid-sized, filtered pipes, with a medium-sized bowl and coating that gives it a soft yellow color.',2,500,NULL,1687393937);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1241,'Floyette Originals (blue)','Is that really to keep the sun out of your eyes, or are you just extra?',2,500,NULL,1687287039);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1240,'Floyette Originals (purple)','Looking very stylish with your fancy cowboy hat.',2,500,NULL,1687286967);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1322,'Butthead','"Eh, this website sucks, ehuhuh ehuhuh."',2,500,NULL,1692085079);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1321,'Beavis','"GIVE ME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"',2,500,NULL,1692085009);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1320,'The Master','"So what shall it be? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!"',2,500,NULL,1691983112);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1319,'Crown of thorns','King of the Jews',2,500,NULL,1691981795);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1289,'Energy Dome','Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.',2,500,NULL,1689298931);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1300,'Gongzilla Hat','Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at, two pound ah weed inna van back.',2,500,NULL,1691114503);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1299,'DEATHBLOW','"This is no place for the weak, or the foolhardy." - Narrator',2,500,NULL,1691091987);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1297,'Futurama Jar','Good news everyone! I''ve invented a device that makes you read this in your head, with my voice!',2,500,NULL,1690935048);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1290,'Anton Ludwig Friedrich August Von Mackensen','The Last Hussar, Great War commander Generalfeldmarschall Von Mackensen, kept it all stylish on the Eastern Front. Lead the German Eleventh Army and Austro-Hungarian Fourth Army against the Royal Serbian Army, capture Bucharest, and do it all in the best hat to come out of the First World War!',2,500,NULL,1690298584);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1288,'CatHatCat','They plotted this, I know it to be true. They''ll drive me to madness with their hats askew! The cat-hat waves, it laughs, its eyes bore through my soul! No more! No more! Its twisted visage has taken its toll!',2,500,NULL,1689287713);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1336,'TripleAntichrist','There once was a man feeling blue, who stacked helmets: not one but two. He added a third, which seemed quite absurd. His cat said "This headache''s for you!"',2,500,NULL,1694405435);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1341,'Notification','Groomercord and it''s consequences, have been a disaster for the human race.',2,500,NULL,1696247923);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1351,'Vietnamese Pith Helmet','A good hat to wear while fighting the French, the Americans, the Cambodians, or the Chinese',2,500,NULL,1696462997);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1369,'pickleman','Look at me. I''m the rat, now.',2,500,NULL,1698656858);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1368,'pkmn0007','Squirtle, the Tiny Turtle Pokémon. During battle, Squirtle hides in its shell that sprays water at its opponent whenever it can.',2,500,NULL,1698656651);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1367,'pkmn0004','Charmander, the Lizard Pokémon. Charmander''s health can be gauged by the fire on the tip of its tail, which burns intensely when it''s in good health.',2,1000,NULL,1698656418);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1363,'pkmn0129','Magikarp, the Fish Pokémon. A Water type. With neither strength nor speed, Magikarp is thought to be the weakest Pokémon of all.',2,500,NULL,1698654862);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1361,'Jackpot','You’re gonna win big next round',2,500,NULL,1698478525);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1364,'Magikarps_Revenge','In case it wasn''t clear, what''s going on here is that this blasted carp tried to consume my flesh, and ended up killing himself in the process. Now the wretched thing''s corpse is stuck on my head.',2,500,NULL,1698655386);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1375,'pkmn0110','Weezing loves the gases given off by rotted kitchen garbage. This Pokémon will find a dirty, unkempt house and make it its home. At night, when the people in the house are asleep, it will go through the trash.',2,500,NULL,1698658478);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1372,'pkmn0151','Mew. So rare that it is still said to be a mirage by many experts. Only a few people have seen it worldwide.',2,500,NULL,1698657875);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1371,'pkmn0054','Psyduck, the Platy Pokémon. A Water type. Psyduck is constantly bothered by headaches. The more its head hurts, the stronger its Psychic power.',2,500,NULL,1698657676);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1535,'Miku Frame','Show your love for the only thing that will out live roaches in the apocalypse, Hatsune Miku !!',2,500,NULL,1712893209);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1536,'Sleeping Konata Hat','All the way from the anime series Lucky Star to the top of your head!',2,500,NULL,1712895608);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1544,'Sweden Flag','Över Norden jag härskar, med det arv som jag gavs, gång på gång, sjung Carolus sång!',2,1000,NULL,1714318091);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1377,'pkmn0094','Gengar, the Shadow Pokémon. A Ghost and Poison type. Gengar can pass through dimensions and appear almost anywhere. Since Gengar absorbs any warmth around it, the temperature suddenly drops wherever it appears.',2,500,NULL,1698658745);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1376,'pkmn0039','Jigglypuff, a Balloon Pokémon. It has large friendly eyes and it sings a pleasant song.',2,500,NULL,1698658603);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1374,'pkmn0143','Snorlax, the Sleeping Pokémon. Snorlax becomes much too lazy to lift even a finger when it has a full belly.',2,500,NULL,1698658340);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1373,'SlowCrown','Slowking, the Royal Pokémon. A Water and Psychic type. If a Shellder bites a Slowpoke''s tail, Slowpoke evolves into Slowbro. But if a Shellder bites a Slowpoke''s head, the Slowpoke evolves into Slowking with the intelligence of a genius.',2,500,NULL,1698658076);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1508,'pkmn0088','Grimer, the Sludge Pokémon. It was born when sludge in a dirty stream was exposed to X-rays from the moon.',2,500,NULL,1710737819);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1511,'pkmn0195 Ass','Quagsire, the Water Fish Pokémon. The Quagsire makes its home in clean freshwater lakes. The Quagsire is covered by a slippery layer of skin, making this Pokémon especially difficult to handle.',2,500,NULL,1710737979);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1655,'Peeking Headcat','I don’t know, the retard who submit these just used emojis for a description',2,500,NULL,1723733963);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1381,'Griffith Helmet','The Falcon has fallen. Billions must die.',2,500,NULL,1698690002);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1370,'pkmn0133','Eevee, the Evolution Pokémon. Eevee is rarely seen, and can adapt to severe habitats by evolving, changing its capabilities and form.',2,1000,NULL,1698657507);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1366,'pkmn0001','Bulbasaur. It bears the seed of a plant on its back from birth. The seed slowly develops. Researchers are unsure whether to classify Bulbasaur as a plant or animal. Bulbasaur are extremely tough and very difficult to capture in the wild.',2,500,NULL,1698656032);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1410,'Fisherman Hat II','Put On something like a military hat!',2,500,NULL,1705785598);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1413,'Cuddlybear','This user is cute like a bear! And definitely wont tear you apart.',2,500,NULL,1705794605);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1411,'BUTT-head','Every time i take a dump the shit gets stuck in the hairs and it''s IMPOSSIBLE to clean it up.',2,500,NULL,1705792639);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1412,'Panda Hat','Welcome to panda express, watchu want?',2,500,NULL,1705794572);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1387,'Stupid Sexy Flanders','It''s like you''re wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.',2,1000,NULL,1701104112);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1422,'Star Cowboy Hat','This star represents texas!',2,500,NULL,1705794832);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1423,'CuddlyBear3','Bear hugs are welcome.',2,500,NULL,1705794874);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1438,'British Cap','Back to the chimney sweeping days.',2,500,NULL,1706152998);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1424,'Jotaro','From Jojo''s Bizarre Adventure. ORA ORA ORA ORA.',2,500,NULL,1705794911);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1425,'Edgy Cap (gray)','Gray and okay. Pay no mind to me i guess...',2,500,NULL,1705794950);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1426,'Id Win','If all the femboys and furries teamed up they might give me a little trouble. "would you lose?". Nah I''d win',2,500,NULL,1705883159);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1427,'Kuromi Chan Head Band','I''m a fucking bat.',2,500,NULL,1705886610);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1432,'Kuromi Chan Cap','Bitch, don''t hate me cause i''m beautiful.',2,500,NULL,1705886747);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1433,'Pride Horned Beanie','I have two tumors on my head but I still show my pride!',2,500,NULL,1705886786);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1434,'UwU Face Mask','Staying safe and cute.',2,500,NULL,1705887060);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1445,'Cubchoo','This user is chill as Cubchoo.',2,500,NULL,1706959635);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1443,'Sheen','Sparkling and pretty.',2,500,NULL,1706217519);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1506,'pkmn0045','Vileplume, the Flower Pokémon. Using the largest flower petals in the world, it spreads large clouds of pollen that cause allergic reactions.',2,500,NULL,1710735699);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1512,'2ev4u','Espeon, the Sun Pokémon, and Umbreon, the Moonlight Pokémon. Relive the joys of Pokémon Colosseum with these two by your side.',2,500,NULL,1710738138);