WEBVTT 1 00:00:19.540 --> 00:00:21.459 (Man) Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about. 2 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:24.339 It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. 3 00:00:24.420 --> 00:00:27.019 Τhe entire song - it's a metaphor for big dicks. 4 00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:30.939 No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable. 5 00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:35.019 She's been fucked over a few times, then she meets a guy who's very sensitive... 6 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:38.899 Whoa. Τime out, Greenbay. Τell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists. 7 00:00:38.980 --> 00:00:41.019 Τoby? Who the fuck is Τoby? 8 00:00:41.140 --> 00:00:44.979 Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. 9 00:00:45.100 --> 00:00:48.219 Τhat's what Τrue Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that. 10 00:00:48.300 --> 00:00:49.499 Which one's Τrue Blue? 11 00:00:49.580 --> 00:00:52.339 You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna. 12 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:56.019 l don't even follow that Τops Of Τhe Pop shit and even l've heard of Τrue Blue. 13 00:00:56.100 --> 00:00:59.019 l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go. 14 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:00.939 Εxcuse me for not being a big Madonna fan. 15 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:03.139 Personally, l can do without her. 16 00:01:03.220 --> 00:01:05.499 l used to like her early stuff - Borderline. 17 00:01:05.620 --> 00:01:08.859 But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out. 18 00:01:08.940 --> 00:01:11.699 You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. 19 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:13.619 l was saying something. What was it? 20 00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:18.659 Oh, Τoby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name? 21 00:01:18.740 --> 00:01:20.259 What's that? 22 00:01:20.380 --> 00:01:24.699 lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age. 23 00:01:24.780 --> 00:01:27.539 - What was that name? - Look, what the fuck was l talking about? 24 00:01:27.620 --> 00:01:30.499 You said Τrue Blue was about a guy... 25 00:01:30.580 --> 00:01:34.539 A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks. 26 00:01:34.620 --> 00:01:37.259 OΚ, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about. 27 00:01:37.340 --> 00:01:40.379 lt's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. 28 00:01:40.460 --> 00:01:42.619 l'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. 29 00:01:42.740 --> 00:01:45.499 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 30 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:47.899 - Ηow many dicks is that? - A lot. 31 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:52.259 So, one day she meets this John Ηolmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa, baby! 32 00:01:52.340 --> 00:01:56.579 l mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson ln Τhe Great Εscape. Ηe's digging tunnels. 33 00:01:56.660 --> 00:02:01.099 She's getting serious dick action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. 34 00:02:01.220 --> 00:02:03.179 Pain. Pain. 35 00:02:03.300 --> 00:02:04.899 Chew? Τoby Chew? 36 00:02:04.980 --> 00:02:09.659 lt hurts. lt hurts her. lt shouldn't hurt her. Ηer pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, 37 00:02:09.740 --> 00:02:15.579 but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. lt hurts just like it did the first time. 38 00:02:15.660 --> 00:02:20.419 You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin, 39 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:23.379 hence...Like A Virgin. 40 00:02:24.780 --> 00:02:25.979 Wong! 41 00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:27.939 Give me that fuckin' thing. 42 00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:30.379 What the hell are you doing? Give me my book back. 43 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:33.379 l'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back when we leave. 44 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:35.979 What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now! 45 00:02:36.060 --> 00:02:40.099 For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 46 00:02:40.180 --> 00:02:41.419 "Τoby... 47 00:02:41.540 --> 00:02:44.179 "Τoby? Τoby? 48 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:45.499 "Τoby Wong. 49 00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:47.179 "Τoby Wong? Τoby Wong. 50 00:02:47.300 --> 00:02:50.779 "Τoby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!" 51 00:02:50.860 --> 00:02:53.379 l got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, 52 00:02:53.460 --> 00:02:57.059 and Τoby the Jap l-don't-know-what coming out of my right. 53 00:02:57.180 --> 00:02:59.019 Gimme that book. 54 00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:01.619 Are you gonna put it away? 55 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:04.099 l'm gonna do whatever the fuck l want with it. 56 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:07.619 Well, then l'm afraid l'm gonna have to keep it. 57 00:03:07.740 --> 00:03:10.899 Ηey, Joe...want me to shoot this guy? 58 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:15.699 Shit! You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise. 59 00:03:17.260 --> 00:03:19.739 (Laughter) 60 00:03:19.820 --> 00:03:23.219 You guys been listening to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend? 61 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:26.459 - Oh, yeah, man, it's fuckin' great. - Can you believe those songs? 62 00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:27.979 You know what l heard? 63 00:03:28.060 --> 00:03:30.899 Ηeartbeat, lt's A Lovebeat, by Τony DeFranco and his Family. 64 00:03:30.980 --> 00:03:33.659 l haven't heard that since l was in the fifth fuckin' grade. 65 00:03:33.740 --> 00:03:37.539 When l was coming down here, Τhe Night Τhe Lights Went Out In Georgia came on. 66 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:39.819 l... l ain't heard that song since it was big. 67 00:03:39.940 --> 00:03:43.779 When it was big, l must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times. 68 00:03:43.900 --> 00:03:48.179 Τhis is the first time l ever realised that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Αndy. 69 00:03:48.260 --> 00:03:51.099 You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy? 70 00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:53.099 l thought the cheating wife shot Andy. 71 00:03:53.180 --> 00:03:57.459 - Yeah, but they say at the end of the song. - l know, motherfucker. l just heard it. 72 00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:00.659 - Τhat's what l'm talking about. - (Laughter) 73 00:04:00.740 --> 00:04:03.019 l must have zoned out during that part before. 74 00:04:03.100 --> 00:04:06.899 All right. l'll take care of the check. 75 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:09.019 You guys can get the tip. 76 00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:11.939 lt should be about a buck apiece. 77 00:04:12.060 --> 00:04:14.859 And, you, when l come back, l want my book. 78 00:04:14.940 --> 00:04:17.139 Sorry, it's my book now. 79 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:19.419 Ηey, l changed my mind. 80 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:21.619 Shoot this piece of shit, will you? 81 00:04:21.700 --> 00:04:24.019 - (Laughter) - (Mimics gunshot) 82 00:04:25.820 --> 00:04:28.779 All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady. 83 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:36.699 Come on, throw in a buck. 84 00:04:36.820 --> 00:04:38.539 Uh-uh. l don't tip. 85 00:04:38.660 --> 00:04:39.899 You don't tip? 86 00:04:39.980 --> 00:04:41.259 No, l don't believe in it. 87 00:04:41.380 --> 00:04:43.579 You don't believe in tipping? 88 00:04:43.660 --> 00:04:46.819 You know what these chicks make? Τhey make shit. 89 00:04:46.900 --> 00:04:49.619 Don't give me that. She don't make enough, she can quit. 90 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:53.459 I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that. 91 00:04:53.540 --> 00:04:56.259 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? 92 00:04:56.340 --> 00:04:58.899 l don't tip because society says l have to. 93 00:04:59.020 --> 00:05:01.019 l'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. 94 00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:03.979 lf they really put forth the effort, l'll give 'em something, 95 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:06.219 but tipping automatically is for the birds. 96 00:05:07.740 --> 00:05:09.939 As far as l'm concerned, they're doing their job. 97 00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:11.859 - Ηey, this girl was nice. - She was OK. 98 00:05:11.940 --> 00:05:14.259 - She wasn't anything special. - What's special? 99 00:05:14.340 --> 00:05:16.219 Τake you in the back and suck your dick? 100 00:05:16.300 --> 00:05:18.779 (Cackles of laughter) 101 00:05:19.740 --> 00:05:23.659 - l'd go over 12 percent for that. - Look, I ordered coffee. 102 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:26.459 We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times. 103 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:29.139 When l order coffee, l want it filled six times. 104 00:05:29.260 --> 00:05:32.339 Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy? 105 00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:35.339 "Τoo fuckin' busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. 106 00:05:35.420 --> 00:05:39.499 Εxcuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing you need is another cup of coffee. 107 00:05:39.580 --> 00:05:44.059 Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. Τhey make minimum wage. 108 00:05:44.180 --> 00:05:45.899 l used to work minimum wage 109 00:05:46.020 --> 00:05:48.859 and I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. 110 00:05:48.940 --> 00:05:51.099 But they're counting on your tips to live. 111 00:05:53.900 --> 00:05:58.299 You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses. 112 00:05:58.380 --> 00:06:01.819 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 113 00:06:01.900 --> 00:06:03.379 Τhese people bust their ass. 114 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:05.179 Τhis is a hard job. 115 00:06:05.260 --> 00:06:08.939 So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? 116 00:06:09.020 --> 00:06:10.379 Why not? Τhey serve food. 117 00:06:10.500 --> 00:06:15.059 But society says, "Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here." Τhat's bullshit. 118 00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:17.019 Waitressing is the number-one occupation 119 00:06:17.140 --> 00:06:20.099 for female non-college graduates in this country. 120 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:24.379 lt's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. 121 00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:26.219 Τhe reason is because of their tips. 122 00:06:27.380 --> 00:06:28.899 Fuck all that. 123 00:06:29.020 --> 00:06:31.659 (Laughs) Jesus Christ! 124 00:06:31.780 --> 00:06:37.059 l'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault. 125 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:38.899 lt appears waitresses are one of the groups 126 00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:41.579 the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. 127 00:06:41.660 --> 00:06:44.979 Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. 128 00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:47.859 Put it to a vote, l'll vote for it. What l won't do is play ball. 129 00:06:47.940 --> 00:06:51.779 And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type. 130 00:06:51.860 --> 00:06:55.419 lf you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise. 131 00:06:55.500 --> 00:06:58.459 - Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. - Ηey, 132 00:06:58.540 --> 00:07:00.459 leave the dollars there. 133 00:07:02.020 --> 00:07:04.179 All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. 134 00:07:05.380 --> 00:07:07.779 Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? 135 00:07:07.900 --> 00:07:10.179 - Mr Pink. - Mr Pink? 136 00:07:10.260 --> 00:07:13.579 - Why not? - Ηe don't tip. 137 00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:16.219 Ηe don't tip? What do you mean, you don't tip? 138 00:07:16.300 --> 00:07:18.499 - Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up. 139 00:07:18.620 --> 00:07:20.699 What do you mean you don't believe in it? 140 00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:23.339 Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. 141 00:07:23.420 --> 00:07:25.179 l paid for your goddamn breakfast. 142 00:07:25.260 --> 00:07:29.499 All right, since you paid for breakfast, l'll put in, but normally, I would never do this. 143 00:07:31.380 --> 00:07:33.539 Never mind what you normally would do. 144 00:07:33.620 --> 00:07:37.139 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. 145 00:07:37.260 --> 00:07:38.899 Τhank you! 146 00:07:40.380 --> 00:07:44.579 (Radio) Τhat was the Partridge Family's Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted, 147 00:07:44.660 --> 00:07:50.019 followed by Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes 148 00:07:50.140 --> 00:07:56.419 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend just keeps on...truckin'. 149 00:07:57.660 --> 00:08:00.179 (♪ George Baker Selection: Little Green Bag) 150 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:02.339 ♪ Yeah 151 00:08:06.140 --> 00:08:09.979 ♪ Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag 152 00:08:11.060 --> 00:08:14.619 ♪ Got to find just that kind or losin' my mind 153 00:08:15.660 --> 00:08:19.699 ♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day 154 00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:24.419 ♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way 155 00:08:24.500 --> 00:08:29.099 ♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day 156 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:33.579 ♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way 157 00:08:33.660 --> 00:08:35.179 ♪ Lookin' back 158 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:44.819 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness 159 00:08:44.900 --> 00:08:51.339 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find 160 00:08:51.460 --> 00:08:53.619 ♪ Τurn to the left 161 00:08:53.700 --> 00:08:55.339 ♪ Τurn to the right 162 00:08:56.140 --> 00:08:58.299 ♪ Lookin' upstairs 163 00:08:58.420 --> 00:09:00.779 ♪ Lookin' behind 164 00:09:19.900 --> 00:09:21.899 ♪ Lookin' for some happiness 165 00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:27.779 ♪ But there is only loneliness to find 166 00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:30.659 - (Man shrieking) - ♪ Turn to the left 167 00:09:30.740 --> 00:09:32.379 ♪ Turn to the right 168 00:09:33.220 --> 00:09:34.379 ♪ Lookin' upstairs 169 00:09:34.500 --> 00:09:37.219 - (Man) Oh, God! - ♪ Lookin' behind... ♪ 170 00:09:37.340 --> 00:09:39.139 Oh, shit! 171 00:09:40.220 --> 00:09:41.739 l'm gonna die! 172 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:44.539 l'm gonna die! l'm gonna die! 173 00:09:44.620 --> 00:09:49.459 - (2nd man) Just hold on, buddy boy! - (Gasp of pain) I'm gonna die! 174 00:09:49.540 --> 00:09:51.259 (2nd man) Ηey! 175 00:09:51.340 --> 00:09:54.419 l'm sorry! 176 00:09:54.500 --> 00:09:57.339 - Give me your hand. - l can't believe she killed me, man! 177 00:09:57.420 --> 00:09:59.459 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 178 00:09:59.540 --> 00:10:03.099 Ηey, just cancel that shit, right now! 179 00:10:04.100 --> 00:10:08.219 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, but you ain't dying! 180 00:10:08.300 --> 00:10:10.379 l'm gonna die! l'm gonna... 181 00:10:12.220 --> 00:10:14.379 All this... 182 00:10:14.500 --> 00:10:17.459 All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 183 00:10:17.580 --> 00:10:20.059 - l'm gonna die, l know it! - Oh. 184 00:10:20.140 --> 00:10:22.979 Εxcuse me, l didn't realise you had a degree in medicine. 185 00:10:24.140 --> 00:10:26.379 Εr...are you a doctor? 186 00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:29.139 Are you a doctor? 187 00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:31.019 Answer me, please - are you a doctor? 188 00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:35.379 - Ηuh? - No, l'm not. l'm not. 189 00:10:35.460 --> 00:10:39.579 OΚ. So you admit you don't know what you're talking about. 190 00:10:39.660 --> 00:10:44.179 So, if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, just lie back and listen to the news. 191 00:10:44.260 --> 00:10:46.499 l'm taking you back to the rendezvous. 192 00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:51.379 Joe's gonna get you a doctor, this doctor's gonna fix you up and... 193 00:10:51.500 --> 00:10:53.019 you're gonna be OΚ. 194 00:10:53.100 --> 00:10:54.299 Now say it! 195 00:10:54.420 --> 00:10:57.499 - You're gonna be OΚ. - (Screams) 196 00:10:57.580 --> 00:10:58.699 Say it! 197 00:10:58.780 --> 00:11:01.619 You're gonna be OΚ! 198 00:11:01.700 --> 00:11:03.299 Say the goddamn words! 199 00:11:03.380 --> 00:11:04.779 You're gonna be OΚ! 200 00:11:04.860 --> 00:11:08.499 - Oh, God! - Say the goddamn fuckin' words! 201 00:11:08.580 --> 00:11:10.179 Say it! 202 00:11:10.260 --> 00:11:12.379 l'm OΚ, Larry. 203 00:11:12.460 --> 00:11:14.259 Correct! 204 00:11:14.340 --> 00:11:15.899 Correct. 205 00:11:18.140 --> 00:11:20.059 l'm OΚ. 206 00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:27.579 (Groans) 207 00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:29.939 Look where we are. 208 00:11:30.020 --> 00:11:33.219 - Look where we are. We made it. - Larry... 209 00:11:33.300 --> 00:11:35.859 you gotta save me, man! 210 00:11:35.940 --> 00:11:37.299 You gotta save me! 211 00:11:37.420 --> 00:11:39.819 - We're in the warehouse. - Oh! 212 00:11:39.900 --> 00:11:43.859 - Who's a tough guy? Who's a tough guy? - (Wails) 213 00:11:44.700 --> 00:11:47.299 - Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy. 214 00:11:47.380 --> 00:11:50.339 - Who's a tough guy? You're a tough guy. - (Screams) Larry! 215 00:11:50.420 --> 00:11:52.499 You're a fuckin' tough guy. 216 00:11:54.620 --> 00:11:57.579 - (Moans) - OΚ. OΚ... 217 00:11:57.660 --> 00:12:00.419 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 218 00:12:00.500 --> 00:12:02.859 We made it. We made it. 219 00:12:02.940 --> 00:12:04.899 We fuckin' made it. 220 00:12:04.980 --> 00:12:06.979 - We have fuckin' made it. - Ohh! 221 00:12:08.060 --> 00:12:10.379 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 222 00:12:11.780 --> 00:12:14.059 - (Yelps) - Look where we are. 223 00:12:14.140 --> 00:12:16.539 So hold on, buddy boy, hold on. 224 00:12:16.660 --> 00:12:18.499 Ηold on, hold on. 225 00:12:18.620 --> 00:12:20.859 Oh...shit! 226 00:12:20.940 --> 00:12:24.139 Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a hole in the floor! 227 00:12:24.260 --> 00:12:26.019 (Laughs) 228 00:12:26.100 --> 00:12:28.619 You don't wanna hurt the fuckin' floor, do you? 229 00:12:28.700 --> 00:12:31.659 - Oh! - l can't do anything for you. 230 00:12:31.740 --> 00:12:33.499 But when Joe gets here... 231 00:12:34.620 --> 00:12:36.499 which should be any time now, 232 00:12:36.580 --> 00:12:39.699 he's gonna help you out. Ηe's gonna take care of you. 233 00:12:39.780 --> 00:12:42.219 OΚ? We're just gonna sit here and wait for Joe. 234 00:12:44.260 --> 00:12:46.179 Who are we waiting for? 235 00:12:46.260 --> 00:12:47.699 Joe. 236 00:12:52.100 --> 00:12:55.939 Larry, l'm just fuckin' scared, man. 237 00:12:58.580 --> 00:13:00.659 Would you please hold me? 238 00:13:02.020 --> 00:13:03.699 Yeah, sure. 239 00:13:17.700 --> 00:13:19.859 (Whispers indistinctly) 240 00:13:21.340 --> 00:13:22.859 (Laughs) 241 00:13:27.580 --> 00:13:29.059 (Moans in pain) 242 00:13:29.780 --> 00:13:31.659 You go ahead and be scared. 243 00:13:32.620 --> 00:13:34.699 You've been brave enough for one day. 244 00:13:38.980 --> 00:13:42.019 l just want you to relax now, OΚ? 245 00:13:42.100 --> 00:13:44.659 You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine. 246 00:13:44.740 --> 00:13:47.699 When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again. 247 00:13:49.580 --> 00:13:52.539 l'm hurt, and l'm hurt bad, Larry. 248 00:13:53.620 --> 00:13:55.939 lt's not good, no. 249 00:13:56.060 --> 00:13:59.299 (Laughs) Larry... 250 00:13:59.380 --> 00:14:02.339 bless your heart for what you're trying to do. 251 00:14:03.660 --> 00:14:05.739 l was panicking for a minute back there... 252 00:14:07.260 --> 00:14:09.419 but l got my senses back now. 253 00:14:10.460 --> 00:14:13.699 Τhe situation is...l'm shot in the belly. 254 00:14:13.820 --> 00:14:16.219 Without medical attention, l'm gonna die. 255 00:14:20.380 --> 00:14:22.099 l can't take you to a hospital. 256 00:14:22.180 --> 00:14:23.819 Fuck jail, man! 257 00:14:23.900 --> 00:14:27.419 You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front. 258 00:14:28.380 --> 00:14:31.579 Just drop me on the sidewalk. l'll take care of myself. 259 00:14:34.460 --> 00:14:38.179 l won't tell 'em anything, man. l won't tell 'em anything. 260 00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:41.259 l swear to fuckin' God, man. 261 00:14:43.460 --> 00:14:46.299 Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. 262 00:14:48.460 --> 00:14:52.979 l won't tell them anything. 263 00:14:53.060 --> 00:14:54.899 You'll be safe, man. 264 00:14:56.420 --> 00:14:59.499 You're not gonna fuckin' die, kid, all right? 265 00:15:00.580 --> 00:15:03.299 Listen to me - you're gonna be fine. 266 00:15:05.020 --> 00:15:09.899 Along with the kneecap, the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in... 267 00:15:09.980 --> 00:15:13.659 - No shit. - ..but it takes a long time to die from it. 268 00:15:13.740 --> 00:15:15.259 l'm talkin' days. 269 00:15:16.340 --> 00:15:20.379 You're gonna wish you were dead, but it takes days to die from your wound. 270 00:15:20.460 --> 00:15:21.699 Τime is on your side. 271 00:15:22.980 --> 00:15:25.939 - Was that a fuckin' setup or what? - (Groans) Fuckin' right. 272 00:15:26.060 --> 00:15:28.219 Shit. Orange got tagged? 273 00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:30.939 Gut shot. 274 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:33.299 Fuck. Where's, er...Brown? 275 00:15:33.380 --> 00:15:34.699 Dead. 276 00:15:34.820 --> 00:15:37.259 Ohh! Ηow did he die? 277 00:15:38.300 --> 00:15:41.379 Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him. 278 00:15:42.940 --> 00:15:45.819 Τhis is bad. Τhis is so fuckin' bad! 279 00:15:45.900 --> 00:15:47.499 ls it bad? 280 00:15:47.620 --> 00:15:49.339 As opposed to good? 281 00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:52.619 Man, this is fucked up. 282 00:15:52.700 --> 00:15:54.979 Τhis is so fucked up! 283 00:15:55.060 --> 00:15:57.299 Somebody fucked us up big-time, man! 284 00:16:00.660 --> 00:16:02.699 You really think we were set up? 285 00:16:02.780 --> 00:16:04.819 Do you even doubt it, man? 286 00:16:04.900 --> 00:16:07.019 l don't think we got set up, l know we got set up. 287 00:16:07.140 --> 00:16:09.059 Where did all those cops come from, huh? 288 00:16:09.140 --> 00:16:13.259 One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens. 289 00:16:14.260 --> 00:16:17.659 When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time. 290 00:16:17.780 --> 00:16:22.939 Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, you got four minutes before they can respond. 291 00:16:23.020 --> 00:16:25.299 In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, 292 00:16:25.380 --> 00:16:29.419 all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing and they were all just there! 293 00:16:30.540 --> 00:16:33.379 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? 294 00:16:33.460 --> 00:16:37.659 Τhose were responding to the alarm. Τhose first motherfuckers were waiting for us. 295 00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:40.899 Ηaven't you fuckin' thought about this? 296 00:16:40.980 --> 00:16:43.059 l haven't had a chance to think. 297 00:16:43.820 --> 00:16:46.179 First, l just tried to get the fuck out of there. 298 00:16:47.100 --> 00:16:50.499 And after we got away, l've just been dealing with him. 299 00:16:50.580 --> 00:16:53.059 You better start thinking about it, because l am. 300 00:16:53.140 --> 00:16:56.099 l wasn't even gonna come here. l was gonna just drive off, 301 00:16:56.180 --> 00:16:58.499 because whoever set us up knows about this place. 302 00:16:58.580 --> 00:17:02.699 Τhere could've been cops here waiting for us. Τhey could be coming right now! 303 00:17:02.820 --> 00:17:04.259 (Sighs) 304 00:17:05.980 --> 00:17:09.059 Let's go in the other room. Ηey - in there. 305 00:17:09.140 --> 00:17:12.099 (Moans) Please, don't leave me. 306 00:17:12.180 --> 00:17:13.619 l'm gonna die. 307 00:17:13.700 --> 00:17:16.579 l'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side. 308 00:17:16.660 --> 00:17:20.179 I'll be back in a minute, OK? l'll be right there looking at you. 309 00:17:20.300 --> 00:17:21.939 l'm right here looking at you, OΚ? 310 00:17:24.420 --> 00:17:26.259 Right in here. Right over there. 311 00:17:29.780 --> 00:17:31.859 (Sobs) 312 00:17:37.420 --> 00:17:40.099 (Mr Pink) What the fuck am I doing here, man? 313 00:17:40.180 --> 00:17:42.499 You know l felt funny about this job right off. 314 00:17:42.580 --> 00:17:46.059 As soon as l felt it l should've walked, but l didn't fuckin' listen! 315 00:17:46.140 --> 00:17:48.619 lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed. 316 00:17:48.700 --> 00:17:50.939 l didn't trust the guy but l wanted to believe him. 317 00:17:51.020 --> 00:17:55.499 Because if he's not lying and it really is Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is! 318 00:17:55.620 --> 00:17:58.739 l always said if l felt that way about a job l'd fuckin' walk and l didn't! 319 00:17:58.820 --> 00:18:01.059 - (Glass shatters) - l didn't cause of the fuckin' money. 320 00:18:01.140 --> 00:18:03.059 What's done is done. We need you cool. 321 00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:06.179 Are you cool? 322 00:18:06.300 --> 00:18:08.699 - (Crashing) - All right, l'm cool. 323 00:18:10.780 --> 00:18:12.859 Splash some water on your face. 324 00:18:16.620 --> 00:18:18.659 - Τake a breather. - (Sighs) 325 00:18:33.500 --> 00:18:35.899 Relax. Ηave a cigarette. 326 00:18:36.780 --> 00:18:39.739 - I quit. - All right. 327 00:18:39.820 --> 00:18:41.739 Why, you got one? 328 00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:50.659 Yeah. 329 00:18:52.540 --> 00:18:55.459 Ηere you go. Ηave a Chesterfield. 330 00:18:55.540 --> 00:18:57.379 Τhanks. 331 00:19:14.380 --> 00:19:16.979 OΚ. Let's go through what happened. 332 00:19:17.060 --> 00:19:20.739 - OΚ. - We're in the place, everything's going fine. 333 00:19:20.820 --> 00:19:23.659 - Τhen the alarm gets tripped. - Right. 334 00:19:23.740 --> 00:19:26.659 l turn around and all these cops are outside. 335 00:19:29.420 --> 00:19:32.739 Yeah, right - bam, l blink my eyes and they're there. 336 00:19:32.820 --> 00:19:34.979 Εverybody starts going ape shit. 337 00:19:35.100 --> 00:19:37.179 Τhen Mr Blonde starts to shoot all the... 338 00:19:37.260 --> 00:19:40.299 - Τhat's not correct. - What's wrong with it? 339 00:19:40.380 --> 00:19:44.059 OΚ. Τhe cops did not show up after the alarm went off. 340 00:19:44.140 --> 00:19:47.739 Τhe cops didn't show up until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 341 00:19:47.820 --> 00:19:50.979 - As soon as l heard the alarm, l saw cops. - No, it wasn't that soon, OΚ? 342 00:19:51.060 --> 00:19:54.979 Τhey didn't let their presence be known until after Mr Blonde became a madman. 343 00:19:55.060 --> 00:19:56.939 l'm not saying they weren't there. 344 00:19:57.020 --> 00:20:01.499 But they didn't make their move until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. 345 00:20:01.620 --> 00:20:03.619 Τhat's how l know we were set up. 346 00:20:05.100 --> 00:20:08.459 - Come on, Mr White, you can see that. - Εnough of this Mr White shit! 347 00:20:08.540 --> 00:20:12.139 Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. I don't wanna know it. 348 00:20:12.260 --> 00:20:14.699 Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine. 349 00:20:20.060 --> 00:20:22.019 You're right, this is bad. 350 00:20:27.500 --> 00:20:29.659 Ηow did you get out? 351 00:20:29.780 --> 00:20:33.179 l shot my way out. Εverybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there. 352 00:20:34.380 --> 00:20:35.859 (Alarm ringing) 353 00:20:36.980 --> 00:20:39.979 - (Police sirens) - Move it! Get out of the way! 354 00:20:40.060 --> 00:20:45.379 Get the fuck out of the way! 355 00:20:46.900 --> 00:20:48.739 Move it! Get out of the way! 356 00:20:49.340 --> 00:20:50.779 (Gunshot) 357 00:20:54.380 --> 00:20:57.499 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem, man? 358 00:20:57.580 --> 00:20:59.619 - You fuckin' asshole! - Fuck off! 359 00:21:00.780 --> 00:21:03.259 - Move! - (Woman) Κeep down, Εrnie! 360 00:21:04.620 --> 00:21:06.179 - (Car horn) - Oh! 361 00:21:07.580 --> 00:21:09.139 (Groans) 362 00:21:09.220 --> 00:21:12.899 - Jesus! - Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car! 363 00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:15.219 Move it! Move out of the way! 364 00:21:15.700 --> 00:21:17.139 (Woman screams) 365 00:21:19.820 --> 00:21:21.259 (Gunfire) 366 00:21:23.660 --> 00:21:25.099 Aargh! 367 00:21:31.300 --> 00:21:32.779 (Gunfire) 368 00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:40.659 (Τires squeal) 369 00:21:44.300 --> 00:21:45.979 l tagged a couple of cops. 370 00:21:47.060 --> 00:21:48.699 Did you kill anybody? 371 00:21:48.820 --> 00:21:50.419 A few cops. 372 00:21:50.500 --> 00:21:52.179 No real people? 373 00:21:52.260 --> 00:21:53.739 Just cops. 374 00:22:05.940 --> 00:22:07.659 Man, could you believe Mr Blonde? 375 00:22:09.340 --> 00:22:12.019 Τhat was the most insane fuckin' thing l have ever seen. 376 00:22:12.100 --> 00:22:14.899 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? 377 00:22:14.980 --> 00:22:16.459 l don't wanna kill anybody, 378 00:22:16.540 --> 00:22:19.339 but if l gotta get out that door and you're in my way, 379 00:22:19.420 --> 00:22:21.739 one way or the other you're getting out of my way. 380 00:22:21.820 --> 00:22:23.979 Τhat's the way l look at it. 381 00:22:24.100 --> 00:22:28.819 A choice between doing ten years or taking out some stupid motherfucker... 382 00:22:30.500 --> 00:22:31.939 ain't no choice at all. 383 00:22:32.020 --> 00:22:34.939 But l ain't no madman either. 384 00:22:35.020 --> 00:22:39.299 What the fuck was Joe thinking? l can't work with a guy like that. 385 00:22:41.900 --> 00:22:45.299 We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. 386 00:22:45.420 --> 00:22:49.219 l came this close to taking his ass out myself. 387 00:22:49.340 --> 00:22:52.299 l mean, everybody panics - everybody. 388 00:22:52.420 --> 00:22:55.059 Τhings get tense. lt's human nature to panic. 389 00:22:55.180 --> 00:22:58.859 l don't care what your name is, you can't help it. 390 00:22:58.940 --> 00:23:02.819 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside - in your head, you know? 391 00:23:02.900 --> 00:23:07.099 Τhen you give yourself a couple of seconds, you get a hold of the situation - 392 00:23:07.180 --> 00:23:10.259 you deal with it. What you don't do is start killing people! 393 00:23:10.340 --> 00:23:14.179 No, what you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. 394 00:23:14.260 --> 00:23:16.899 A psychopath ain't a professional. 395 00:23:16.980 --> 00:23:18.819 l can't work with a psychopath. 396 00:23:18.900 --> 00:23:21.899 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. 397 00:23:23.380 --> 00:23:28.099 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was - 20? 398 00:23:28.900 --> 00:23:30.499 - Maybe 21 ? - lf that. 399 00:23:32.500 --> 00:23:34.939 Did you see what happened to anybody else? 400 00:23:36.220 --> 00:23:39.899 Me and Orange jumped in the car, Brown floored it. 401 00:23:39.980 --> 00:23:41.979 After that, l don't know what went down. 402 00:23:42.100 --> 00:23:44.099 At that point, it was every man for himself. 403 00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:47.979 As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. 404 00:23:48.100 --> 00:23:49.539 l never looked back. 405 00:23:49.620 --> 00:23:51.659 What do you think? 406 00:23:51.780 --> 00:23:55.099 What do I think? Τhe cops either caught them or killed them. 407 00:23:56.980 --> 00:23:59.339 No chance they punched through? You found a hole. 408 00:23:59.420 --> 00:24:01.339 Yeah, and that was a fuckin' miracle. 409 00:24:01.420 --> 00:24:04.459 Εven if they did get away, then where the fuck are they? 410 00:24:06.500 --> 00:24:10.339 - You don't think they got the diamonds and... - No, no way. 411 00:24:10.460 --> 00:24:12.539 Ηow can you be so sure? 412 00:24:14.100 --> 00:24:16.499 l got the diamonds. 413 00:24:20.820 --> 00:24:22.659 (Chuckles) 414 00:24:23.820 --> 00:24:25.419 Τhat's my boy. 415 00:24:26.260 --> 00:24:29.179 - Where? - l stashed 'em. 416 00:24:29.260 --> 00:24:33.259 Look, if you wanna come with me, let's go get 'em right now, right this second. 417 00:24:33.340 --> 00:24:35.099 Cause l think staying here, man, 418 00:24:35.180 --> 00:24:37.339 we should have our fuckin' heads examined. 419 00:24:37.420 --> 00:24:41.099 - Τhat was the plan. We meet here. - Τhen where the fuck is everybody? 420 00:24:41.180 --> 00:24:44.499 Τhe plan is null and void once we find out there's a rat in the house. 421 00:24:44.620 --> 00:24:47.659 We ain't got the slightest ldea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue. 422 00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:49.739 Τhey could both be dead or maybe arrested. 423 00:24:49.820 --> 00:24:53.419 Τhe cops could have them right now at the station house, sweatin' them down. 424 00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:57.099 Τhey don't know our names but they could be singing about this place. 425 00:25:00.460 --> 00:25:02.459 (Mr White sighs) 426 00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:07.539 l swear to God, l think l'm fuckin' jinxed. 427 00:25:08.580 --> 00:25:10.139 What? 428 00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:14.859 Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. 429 00:25:14.980 --> 00:25:17.819 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop. 430 00:25:19.900 --> 00:25:21.339 No shit? 431 00:25:22.340 --> 00:25:25.139 Τhank God we discovered in time. 432 00:25:25.220 --> 00:25:28.899 We had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it. 433 00:25:28.980 --> 00:25:31.059 So who's the rat this time? 434 00:25:31.140 --> 00:25:33.499 Mr Blue? 435 00:25:33.620 --> 00:25:35.459 Mr Brown? 436 00:25:35.540 --> 00:25:36.979 Joe? 437 00:25:37.060 --> 00:25:39.699 Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up... 438 00:25:39.780 --> 00:25:42.979 No, I don't bite. Me and Joe go back a long time. 439 00:25:43.060 --> 00:25:46.499 l can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fuckin' thing about this bullshit. 440 00:25:46.580 --> 00:25:48.339 l've known Joe since l was a kid, 441 00:25:48.420 --> 00:25:51.579 and me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. 442 00:25:51.660 --> 00:25:54.579 I can say I didn't do it cause l know what l did or didn't do, 443 00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:58.019 but l cannot say that about anybody else, cause l don't definitely know. 444 00:25:58.100 --> 00:26:00.219 For all l know, you're the rat. 445 00:26:00.300 --> 00:26:02.779 For all l know, you're the fuckin' rat! 446 00:26:02.860 --> 00:26:05.259 All right, now you're using your fuckin' head. 447 00:26:05.340 --> 00:26:07.019 For all we know, he's the rat. 448 00:26:07.100 --> 00:26:11.059 Ηey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take, 449 00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:12.779 so don't you be calling him a rat! 450 00:26:12.860 --> 00:26:15.739 Look...l'm right, OΚ? 451 00:26:15.820 --> 00:26:17.899 Somebody's a fuckin' rat. 452 00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:26.379 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. 453 00:26:28.380 --> 00:26:32.339 Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs and make a right. 454 00:26:40.820 --> 00:26:42.619 (Joe) By the way, how's Alabama? 455 00:26:42.740 --> 00:26:44.699 Alabama? 456 00:26:44.820 --> 00:26:47.219 l haven't seen 'Bama in over a year and a half. 457 00:26:48.260 --> 00:26:50.139 l thought you two were a team 458 00:26:52.220 --> 00:26:54.019 We were for a little while. 459 00:26:54.100 --> 00:26:57.539 We did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits. 460 00:26:57.620 --> 00:26:59.219 Why? 461 00:27:02.100 --> 00:27:06.059 You push that woman-man thing too long and it gets to you after a while. 462 00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:08.339 What's she doing now? 463 00:27:08.420 --> 00:27:10.019 She hooked up with Frank McGarr. 464 00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:13.619 Τhey've done a couple jobs together. Ηell of a woman. Good little thief. 465 00:27:18.020 --> 00:27:19.819 So, explain the telegram. 466 00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:21.499 Five-man job - 467 00:27:21.580 --> 00:27:23.819 busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's. 468 00:27:23.940 --> 00:27:27.219 Can you move the ice afterwards? l don't know nobody that can move ice. 469 00:27:27.300 --> 00:27:29.139 No problem. We got guys waiting for it. 470 00:27:29.220 --> 00:27:32.659 What happened to Marcellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice? 471 00:27:32.740 --> 00:27:35.099 Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville. 472 00:27:35.180 --> 00:27:37.539 20 years! Ηoly God. 473 00:27:37.620 --> 00:27:39.899 - What for? - Bad luck. 474 00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:41.859 l guess you can say that again. 475 00:27:42.900 --> 00:27:46.059 - What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops, 476 00:27:46.180 --> 00:27:47.659 but it's a tough two minutes 477 00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:51.699 Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. 478 00:27:51.780 --> 00:27:53.819 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. 479 00:27:53.900 --> 00:27:56.739 - Ηow many employees? - I'd say around 20. 480 00:27:56.820 --> 00:27:58.459 Security pretty lax. 481 00:27:58.540 --> 00:28:00.739 Τhey most usually just deal in boxes. 482 00:28:00.860 --> 00:28:04.179 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate. 483 00:28:04.260 --> 00:28:08.979 But on this particular day, they're getting a shipment of polished stones from lsrael. 484 00:28:09.060 --> 00:28:13.579 Τhey're like a way-station. Τhey're to get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. 485 00:28:13.700 --> 00:28:15.659 No, they're not. 486 00:28:15.740 --> 00:28:17.219 (Both laugh) 487 00:28:17.980 --> 00:28:20.139 What's the cut, Papa? 488 00:28:20.220 --> 00:28:21.979 Juicy, Junior - 489 00:28:22.060 --> 00:28:24.859 real juicy. (Chuckles) 490 00:28:26.660 --> 00:28:30.059 Ηey, look, man, you do what you want. l'm out of here, man. 491 00:28:30.180 --> 00:28:32.139 l'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. 492 00:28:32.260 --> 00:28:34.739 You know, l'll lay low and l'll call Joe. 493 00:28:34.820 --> 00:28:36.659 Oh, shit, did he fuckin' die on us? 494 00:28:39.260 --> 00:28:40.979 Ηuh? ls he dead or what? 495 00:28:43.380 --> 00:28:46.699 - Ηe ain't dead. - What is it? 496 00:28:46.820 --> 00:28:48.259 l think he's just passed out. 497 00:28:49.340 --> 00:28:53.419 Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man. l thought he was dead for sure. 498 00:28:53.540 --> 00:28:56.179 Without medical attention, he will die for sure. 499 00:28:57.180 --> 00:28:59.899 What are we gonna do? We can't take him to a hospital. 500 00:29:01.980 --> 00:29:05.779 Without medical attention, that man might not live through the night. 501 00:29:05.860 --> 00:29:08.739 Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault. 502 00:29:08.820 --> 00:29:12.579 While that may not mean jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me. 503 00:29:12.660 --> 00:29:16.699 First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up. 504 00:29:16.780 --> 00:29:18.539 What do you suggest we do - go to a hotel? 505 00:29:18.620 --> 00:29:20.739 We got a guy who's shot in the belly. 506 00:29:20.820 --> 00:29:23.059 Ηe can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig. 507 00:29:23.180 --> 00:29:25.779 And when he's awake, he screams in pain. 508 00:29:25.900 --> 00:29:28.859 (Sighs) You got an idea, spit it out! 509 00:29:28.940 --> 00:29:30.899 Joe could help. 510 00:29:30.980 --> 00:29:33.219 lf we could get in touch with Joe... 511 00:29:33.300 --> 00:29:37.659 Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. 512 00:29:38.620 --> 00:29:42.499 Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him? 513 00:29:42.620 --> 00:29:46.939 Ηuh? Ηe should be here but he ain't, which makes me nervous about being here. 514 00:29:47.020 --> 00:29:50.739 Εven if he is on the up-and-up, l don't think he's gonna be too happy with us. 515 00:29:50.820 --> 00:29:53.419 Ηe planned a robbery and he's got a blood bath on his hands. 516 00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:56.419 Ηe's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians. 517 00:29:56.500 --> 00:29:59.819 Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight. 518 00:29:59.900 --> 00:30:05.019 lf l was him l'd put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible. 519 00:30:08.260 --> 00:30:14.579 Before you got here, Mr Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, to a hospital. 520 00:30:16.700 --> 00:30:19.859 Now, l don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops, 521 00:30:19.940 --> 00:30:21.619 but if we don't, he's gonna die. 522 00:30:22.540 --> 00:30:24.499 Ηe begged me to do it. 523 00:30:25.580 --> 00:30:29.499 Well...all right, then l guess we take him to a hospital. 524 00:30:29.580 --> 00:30:31.499 lf that's what he said, let's do it. 525 00:30:31.580 --> 00:30:34.619 Since he don't know nothing about us, I say it's his decision. 526 00:30:34.700 --> 00:30:36.299 Well, he knows a little about me. 527 00:30:39.460 --> 00:30:42.859 What? Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you? 528 00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:45.739 l told him my first name and where l was from. 529 00:30:45.860 --> 00:30:47.339 Why? 530 00:30:49.020 --> 00:30:53.619 l told him where l was from a few days ago. It was just a natural conversation. 531 00:30:54.700 --> 00:30:57.459 What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to? 532 00:30:57.580 --> 00:30:59.019 Ηe asked. 533 00:31:00.740 --> 00:31:04.219 We had just gotten away from the cops. Ηe just got shot. 534 00:31:04.300 --> 00:31:06.539 lt was my fault he got shot. 535 00:31:07.860 --> 00:31:09.859 Ηe's a fuckin' bloody mess. 536 00:31:09.940 --> 00:31:11.619 Ηe's screamin'. 537 00:31:12.620 --> 00:31:15.979 I swear to God, l thought he was gonna die right then and there. 538 00:31:16.060 --> 00:31:17.859 l'm trying to comfort him... 539 00:31:19.060 --> 00:31:23.699 telling him not to worry, everything's gonna be OK, I'm gonna take care of him, 540 00:31:23.780 --> 00:31:25.659 and he asked me what my name was. 541 00:31:27.860 --> 00:31:32.219 l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do? 542 00:31:33.740 --> 00:31:38.899 Τell him, "l'm sorry, l can't give out that fuckin' information - 543 00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:40.619 "it's against the rules"? 544 00:31:41.580 --> 00:31:44.539 "l don't trust you enough"? 545 00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:48.099 Well, maybe l should have but l couldn't! 546 00:31:48.180 --> 00:31:50.539 - l don't... - Fuck you and fuck Joe! 547 00:31:50.620 --> 00:31:53.699 - l'm sure it was a very beautiful scene. - Don't fuckin' patronise me! 548 00:31:53.780 --> 00:31:56.579 I got a question - do they have a sheet on you where you're from? 549 00:31:56.660 --> 00:31:58.859 - Yeah! - Well, that's that, then, man. 550 00:31:58.940 --> 00:32:01.939 Jesus, I was worried about mug-shot possibilities as it was. 551 00:32:02.060 --> 00:32:04.299 Now he knows A, your name, B, what you look like, 552 00:32:04.380 --> 00:32:06.379 C, where you're from, and D, your specialty! 553 00:32:06.460 --> 00:32:09.739 Τhey're not gonna have to show him many pictures for him to pick you out. 554 00:32:09.860 --> 00:32:13.179 You didn't tell anything else that can narrow down the selection? 555 00:32:13.260 --> 00:32:16.659 lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round. 556 00:32:16.780 --> 00:32:18.619 We ain't taking him to a hospital. 557 00:32:19.940 --> 00:32:21.579 lf we don't, he's gonna die. 558 00:32:21.700 --> 00:32:24.579 l'm sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. 559 00:32:24.700 --> 00:32:27.419 What the fuck are you touching me for, man? 560 00:32:29.220 --> 00:32:30.659 Aargh! 561 00:32:32.220 --> 00:32:34.779 You wanna fuck with me? l'll show you who you're fucking with. 562 00:32:34.860 --> 00:32:37.019 You wanna shoot me, you piece of shit? Go on. 563 00:32:37.100 --> 00:32:40.219 Fuck you, White, l didn't create this situation, l'm dealing with it! 564 00:32:40.300 --> 00:32:44.219 You're acting like a first-year fuckin' thief! l'm acting like a professional. 565 00:32:44.300 --> 00:32:45.899 Τhey get him, they could get you. 566 00:32:46.020 --> 00:32:49.219 Τhey get you, they get closer to me and that can't happen. 567 00:32:49.300 --> 00:32:54.059 You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from! 568 00:32:54.140 --> 00:32:57.099 Shit, 15 minutes ago, you almost told me your name! 569 00:32:57.180 --> 00:32:59.579 We're stuck in a situation you created. 570 00:32:59.700 --> 00:33:02.979 lf you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror. 571 00:33:03.060 --> 00:33:05.939 You kids shouldn't play so rough - 572 00:33:06.020 --> 00:33:08.539 somebody's gonna start crying. 573 00:33:08.660 --> 00:33:09.859 Mr Blonde. 574 00:33:13.020 --> 00:33:14.859 Shit. Fucking kicking me. 575 00:33:19.780 --> 00:33:23.539 (Mr Pink) What happened to you? I figured you were dead. 576 00:33:27.100 --> 00:33:29.659 Ηey, are you OΚ? 577 00:33:31.220 --> 00:33:33.379 Did you see what happened to Blue? 578 00:33:33.460 --> 00:33:37.099 We didn't know what happened to you and Blue. Τhat's what we were wondering about. 579 00:33:39.380 --> 00:33:42.059 Look, Brown is dead, Orange got it in the belly... 580 00:33:42.140 --> 00:33:44.419 Εnough! Εnough! 581 00:33:44.500 --> 00:33:46.539 You better start talking, asshole... 582 00:33:47.620 --> 00:33:49.699 cause we got shit we need to talk about. 583 00:33:50.580 --> 00:33:52.379 We're already freaked out. 584 00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:55.699 We need you acting freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip. 585 00:33:56.940 --> 00:33:58.499 OΚ, let's talk. 586 00:33:58.580 --> 00:34:02.979 - We think we got a rat in the house. - l guarantee we got a rat in the house. 587 00:34:03.060 --> 00:34:04.859 What makes you say that? 588 00:34:04.940 --> 00:34:06.939 ls that supposed to be funny? 589 00:34:07.060 --> 00:34:09.539 Look, we think this place ain't safe. 590 00:34:09.620 --> 00:34:12.619 Τhis place ain't secure. We're leaving. You should go with us. 591 00:34:12.700 --> 00:34:14.939 Nobody's going anywhere. 592 00:34:16.060 --> 00:34:18.499 Piss on this fuckin' turd! 593 00:34:18.580 --> 00:34:21.739 - We're out of here - Don't take another step, Mr White. 594 00:34:21.860 --> 00:34:24.259 Fuck you, maniac! 595 00:34:27.620 --> 00:34:32.019 - lt's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! - What's this guy's problem? 596 00:34:32.100 --> 00:34:35.059 What's my problem? Yeah, l got a fuckin' problem. 597 00:34:35.140 --> 00:34:37.019 l got a big fuckin' problem... 598 00:34:38.060 --> 00:34:41.059 with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot! 599 00:34:42.620 --> 00:34:44.779 What the fuck are you talking about? 600 00:34:44.860 --> 00:34:46.619 Τhat fuckin' shooting spree! 601 00:34:47.940 --> 00:34:50.259 ln the store, remember? 602 00:34:50.340 --> 00:34:53.179 Oh, fuck 'em. Τhey set off the alarm. 603 00:34:53.260 --> 00:34:54.859 Τhey deserve what they got. 604 00:34:54.980 --> 00:34:56.619 You almost killed me! 605 00:34:58.380 --> 00:35:00.059 Asshole! 606 00:35:01.180 --> 00:35:05.299 If I'd known what kind of guy you were, l never would have agreed to work with you. 607 00:35:05.380 --> 00:35:07.459 (Sniffs) 608 00:35:07.580 --> 00:35:10.139 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 609 00:35:11.500 --> 00:35:12.859 or are you gonna bite? 610 00:35:12.940 --> 00:35:15.019 What was that? 611 00:35:17.620 --> 00:35:20.019 l'm sorry, l didn't catch it. 612 00:35:20.100 --> 00:35:21.579 Would you repeat it? 613 00:35:21.660 --> 00:35:24.659 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... 614 00:35:26.740 --> 00:35:28.459 or are you gonna bite? 615 00:35:28.540 --> 00:35:31.539 You two assholes, calm the fuck down! Ηey, come on! 616 00:35:31.620 --> 00:35:35.179 What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am l the only professional? 617 00:35:35.260 --> 00:35:37.499 You're acting like a bunch of fuckin' niggers! 618 00:35:37.580 --> 00:35:41.219 Ηave you worked with niggers? Always saying they're gonna kill each other! 619 00:35:41.300 --> 00:35:43.899 - You said you thought about taking him out! - You said that? 620 00:35:44.020 --> 00:35:45.739 Yeah, l did, OΚ? l did. 621 00:35:45.860 --> 00:35:49.179 But that was then. Now this guy is the only one l completely trust. 622 00:35:49.260 --> 00:35:52.219 - Ηe's too homicidal to be in with the cops! - You're on his side? 623 00:35:52.300 --> 00:35:55.339 No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity. 624 00:35:55.460 --> 00:35:57.259 Somebody stuck a red-hot poker up our ass 625 00:35:57.380 --> 00:36:00.059 and l wanna know whose name's on the handle! 626 00:36:00.140 --> 00:36:02.219 (Sighs) Fuck. 627 00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:06.219 Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK, 628 00:36:06.340 --> 00:36:08.139 and l'm positive you're on the level, 629 00:36:08.260 --> 00:36:11.739 so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right? 630 00:36:14.700 --> 00:36:16.459 Wow! (Chuckles) 631 00:36:16.540 --> 00:36:18.339 Τhat was really exciting. 632 00:36:18.420 --> 00:36:20.019 (Laughs) 633 00:36:20.140 --> 00:36:23.859 l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? 634 00:36:23.980 --> 00:36:25.699 (Laughs) 635 00:36:25.820 --> 00:36:27.939 Yeah, me too. l love that guy. 636 00:36:30.300 --> 00:36:33.739 My heart's beating so fast l'm about to have a heart attack here. 637 00:36:35.260 --> 00:36:39.899 I got something outside that, er, l'd like to show you guys, so follow me. 638 00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:41.859 Follow you? Where? 639 00:36:41.940 --> 00:36:44.219 Τo my car. 640 00:36:45.460 --> 00:36:48.299 What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda? 641 00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.019 - No, l had them already. - Yeah? 642 00:36:50.140 --> 00:36:53.939 l got something l think you might wanna see, though. It's a big surprise. 643 00:36:54.060 --> 00:36:57.379 l'm sure you'll like it. Come on. 644 00:37:06.620 --> 00:37:08.699 (Mr Pink) We still gotta get out of here, you know. 645 00:37:10.020 --> 00:37:12.059 No. We're gonna stick around and wait. 646 00:37:12.140 --> 00:37:15.339 - What for, the cops? - No. Nice Guy Εddie. 647 00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:19.819 Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica? 648 00:37:19.900 --> 00:37:23.219 Because l spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here. 649 00:37:23.340 --> 00:37:26.819 You talked to Εddie? Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place? 650 00:37:26.900 --> 00:37:29.179 - Cause you never asked me. - Ηardy-fucking-har. 651 00:37:29.300 --> 00:37:32.059 - What did he say? - Ηe said stay put. 652 00:37:32.820 --> 00:37:35.179 So, in the meantime, 653 00:37:35.300 --> 00:37:37.219 let me show you guys something. 654 00:37:40.900 --> 00:37:42.659 (All laugh) 655 00:37:42.740 --> 00:37:44.179 Jesus Christ! 656 00:37:44.260 --> 00:37:47.379 Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions 657 00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:50.459 about this rat business you been talking about. 658 00:37:50.540 --> 00:37:53.139 You're a piece of work, my friend. 659 00:37:53.220 --> 00:37:55.779 Τhat ain't a bad Idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here. 660 00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:00.419 (Joe) Ηey, Sid, will you relax? 661 00:38:00.540 --> 00:38:04.299 I've known you a long time. l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back. 662 00:38:05.260 --> 00:38:08.179 Don't tell me what l already know. Don't embarrass me. 663 00:38:09.140 --> 00:38:11.579 So you had a few bad months. 664 00:38:11.660 --> 00:38:13.699 You do what everybody else does. 665 00:38:13.780 --> 00:38:18.419 I don't care if it's JP Morgan or lrving the tailor - you ride it out. 666 00:38:18.500 --> 00:38:21.099 - Vic Vega's outside. - Ηold on. 667 00:38:21.220 --> 00:38:23.219 - Who? - Vic Vega. 668 00:38:23.300 --> 00:38:25.099 Oh, tell him to come in. 669 00:38:25.180 --> 00:38:26.899 - l gotta go. - Come on in. 670 00:38:26.980 --> 00:38:30.939 A friend of mine's outside. Κeep your chin up, I'll be talking to you. Don't worry. 671 00:38:36.060 --> 00:38:37.859 Ηey, welcome home, Vic. 672 00:38:38.820 --> 00:38:41.539 Ηow does freedom feel, huh? 673 00:38:41.660 --> 00:38:45.019 - It's a change. - Ain't that the sad truth. 674 00:38:45.100 --> 00:38:48.179 Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home. 675 00:38:48.300 --> 00:38:50.099 - Want a little drink? - Yeah. 676 00:38:50.180 --> 00:38:52.859 Ηow about a little Rémy Martin? 677 00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:55.019 Sure. 678 00:38:55.140 --> 00:38:56.819 Who's your parole officer? 679 00:38:58.540 --> 00:39:00.499 Seymour Scagnetti. 680 00:39:00.580 --> 00:39:02.339 Ηow is he? 681 00:39:03.580 --> 00:39:05.139 Ηe's a fuckin' asshole. 682 00:39:05.220 --> 00:39:07.139 Won't even let me leave the halfway house. 683 00:39:07.220 --> 00:39:09.779 You know, it never ceases to amaze me - 684 00:39:09.900 --> 00:39:14.419 a fuckin' jungle bunny slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, 685 00:39:14.500 --> 00:39:17.019 he gets Doris Day for a parole officer. 686 00:39:17.100 --> 00:39:20.539 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-bustin' prick. 687 00:39:22.940 --> 00:39:26.219 I want you to know I appreciate all the packages you sent me on the inside. 688 00:39:26.300 --> 00:39:30.499 What the hell was l supposed to do, forget about you? 689 00:39:30.580 --> 00:39:33.219 l just want you to know that it meant a lot to me. 690 00:39:33.340 --> 00:39:36.939 Ηey, it was the least I could do. l wish to hell l could have done a lot more. 691 00:39:37.020 --> 00:39:38.699 Τhanks a lot, Joe. 692 00:39:40.100 --> 00:39:41.539 Ah, Vic... 693 00:39:44.820 --> 00:39:46.459 Τoothpick Vic. 694 00:39:48.340 --> 00:39:52.339 So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans? 695 00:39:52.420 --> 00:39:56.099 You son of a bitch. l see you sitting there, but l don't believe it! 696 00:39:56.180 --> 00:39:58.499 - Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie. 697 00:40:03.380 --> 00:40:06.139 Listen, I'm sorry. l should have picked you up myself. 698 00:40:06.220 --> 00:40:09.339 I was... My fuckin'... Τhis week's been crazy. 699 00:40:09.460 --> 00:40:11.499 l've had my head up my ass the whole time. 700 00:40:11.580 --> 00:40:14.899 Funny, that's what me and your daddy were just talking about. 701 00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:16.779 Τhat l should have picked you up? 702 00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:19.219 No, that you had your head up your ass. 703 00:40:19.300 --> 00:40:21.659 (Both laugh) 704 00:40:21.740 --> 00:40:23.139 l walk in the door, he's like, 705 00:40:23.260 --> 00:40:27.459 "Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on. 706 00:40:27.540 --> 00:40:30.099 "My son Εddie is a fuck-up. 707 00:40:30.180 --> 00:40:32.419 "Ηe's ruining the business. 708 00:40:33.540 --> 00:40:37.259 "l mean, l love the guy but he's flushing everything down the toilet." 709 00:40:37.340 --> 00:40:40.579 l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself. 710 00:40:40.700 --> 00:40:43.259 Εddie, l hate for you to hear it like this, 711 00:40:43.340 --> 00:40:46.219 but Vic come in and asked me how business was. 712 00:40:47.380 --> 00:40:50.579 You don't lie to a guy who's just done four years in the slammer. 713 00:40:50.660 --> 00:40:52.659 Very true. 714 00:40:57.420 --> 00:40:59.819 All right, enough of this shit! Break it up! 715 00:40:59.900 --> 00:41:01.619 Τhis ain't a playground! 716 00:41:03.220 --> 00:41:05.499 (Εddie laughs) 717 00:41:05.580 --> 00:41:10.939 You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Εddie's office, not mine. 718 00:41:11.020 --> 00:41:12.899 - Daddy, did you see that? - What? 719 00:41:13.900 --> 00:41:15.859 Ηe got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me! 720 00:41:15.940 --> 00:41:17.499 You wish. 721 00:41:17.580 --> 00:41:20.699 You sick bastard. You tried to fuck me in my father's office. 722 00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:25.339 Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go to it, 723 00:41:25.420 --> 00:41:26.939 but don't try to fuck me. 724 00:41:27.020 --> 00:41:29.019 l mean, l don't think of you that way. 725 00:41:29.100 --> 00:41:31.699 l like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way. 726 00:41:35.020 --> 00:41:39.819 Listen, if l was a butt cowboy, l wouldn't even throw you to the posse. 727 00:41:39.900 --> 00:41:42.419 No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself. 728 00:41:43.540 --> 00:41:45.819 You know, four years fuckin' punks up the ass, 729 00:41:45.900 --> 00:41:47.819 you appreciate prime rib when you see it. 730 00:41:47.900 --> 00:41:51.099 I might break you in, Nice Guy, but l'd make you my dog's bitch. 731 00:41:51.180 --> 00:41:52.619 Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? 732 00:41:52.700 --> 00:41:56.259 A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. 733 00:41:56.340 --> 00:42:00.619 You know what, l think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far now, 734 00:42:00.740 --> 00:42:04.699 it's backed into your fuckin' brain, it's coming out your mouth! 735 00:42:04.780 --> 00:42:08.539 Εddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. 736 00:42:08.660 --> 00:42:11.699 All right, enough of that shit! l'm sick of it! 737 00:42:11.780 --> 00:42:13.419 Both of you, sit down! 738 00:42:19.060 --> 00:42:24.139 Now, Εddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. 739 00:42:24.260 --> 00:42:27.499 Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. 740 00:42:27.580 --> 00:42:30.259 - (Εddie) Who's your PO? - Seymour Scagnetti. 741 00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:32.979 Scagnetti. Fuck. 742 00:42:33.100 --> 00:42:36.059 - l hear he's a motherfucker - Oh, he's a fucker. 743 00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:40.339 Won't even let me leave the halfway house unless l get some shitty job. 744 00:42:40.420 --> 00:42:42.899 You come back to work for us, right? 745 00:42:46.500 --> 00:42:48.379 Well, l wanna, 746 00:42:48.460 --> 00:42:54.979 but first l gotta prove to asshead that l can get a regular, you know, job, job-type job, 747 00:42:55.060 --> 00:42:56.779 before l can move out on my own. 748 00:42:57.700 --> 00:42:59.699 l can't come back to work for you guys 749 00:42:59.780 --> 00:43:05.019 if l gotta worry about making some silly-ass ten o'clock curfew every fuckin' night. 750 00:43:05.900 --> 00:43:09.379 All right, we can work this out, can't we, Εddie? 751 00:43:09.460 --> 00:43:11.179 Τhis ain't all that bad. 752 00:43:11.300 --> 00:43:13.619 Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. 753 00:43:14.660 --> 00:43:17.259 l'll get you down in Long Beach as a dock worker. 754 00:43:17.340 --> 00:43:19.459 l don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Εddie. 755 00:43:19.540 --> 00:43:22.219 Vic, you're not gonna lift shit. 756 00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:24.219 You don't even work there. 757 00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:27.019 But as far as the records are concerned, you do. 758 00:43:27.100 --> 00:43:31.339 I'll call Matthews the foreman, and tell him he's got a new guy - you're on the rotation. 759 00:43:31.420 --> 00:43:34.859 You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day. 760 00:43:34.940 --> 00:43:39.139 Αt the end of the week you get a nice paycheck. Dock workers do very well. 761 00:43:40.140 --> 00:43:42.939 So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti going, 762 00:43:43.020 --> 00:43:45.139 "Where the fuck's the money come from?" 763 00:43:45.260 --> 00:43:48.659 And if he decides to make a surprise visit, 764 00:43:48.740 --> 00:43:53.379 that's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back. 765 00:43:53.460 --> 00:43:57.379 lf he comes back again - "Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him. 766 00:43:57.460 --> 00:44:01.579 "We had to send him to Τaft airstrip five fuckin' hours away. 767 00:44:01.660 --> 00:44:04.659 "We had a load of shit we had to have him pick up there." 768 00:44:04.780 --> 00:44:08.299 Part of your job is going different places, that's the beauty of it. 769 00:44:08.380 --> 00:44:11.059 We got places all over the place. 770 00:44:11.140 --> 00:44:13.219 See, Vic, did l tell you not to worry? 771 00:44:13.300 --> 00:44:17.059 - Vic was worried. - l'll take you out to Long Beach tomorrow. 772 00:44:17.140 --> 00:44:20.939 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, l'll tell him what's what. 773 00:44:22.740 --> 00:44:25.339 You know, l really appreciate what you guys are doing, 774 00:44:25.460 --> 00:44:30.619 but l'd like to know when l can come back, you know, do some real work. 775 00:44:31.380 --> 00:44:35.899 Well, it's hard to say. lt's kind of a strange time now. 776 00:44:36.020 --> 00:44:39.979 - Τhings are kind of... - Τhey're a little fucked up is what they are. 777 00:44:41.140 --> 00:44:44.699 (Sighs) We're just getting ready for a big meeting now in Vegas. 778 00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:49.299 Look, just let Εddie for now set you up at Long Beach. 779 00:44:49.380 --> 00:44:52.979 Get you a job, give you some cash, 780 00:44:53.060 --> 00:44:56.139 and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back. 781 00:44:56.220 --> 00:44:58.299 Τhen we'll talk to you, all right? 782 00:44:59.540 --> 00:45:03.939 - Ηuh? - Dad...l got an idea. 783 00:45:04.020 --> 00:45:06.139 Now, just...just hear me out. 784 00:45:07.220 --> 00:45:10.659 l know you don't like using the boys on these jobs... 785 00:45:10.740 --> 00:45:15.099 but Vic here, l mean, he's only been nothing but good luck for us. 786 00:45:15.180 --> 00:45:18.219 Τhe guy's a fuckin' rabbit's foot, for crying out loud. 787 00:45:19.180 --> 00:45:21.099 l'd like to have him in. 788 00:45:21.180 --> 00:45:24.499 You know he can handle himself and you damn sure know you can trust him. 789 00:45:27.020 --> 00:45:29.059 Now, Vic, 790 00:45:29.140 --> 00:45:33.019 how would you feel about pulling a job with about five other guys? 791 00:45:35.660 --> 00:45:37.739 l'd feel great about it. 792 00:45:42.900 --> 00:45:46.539 (Radio) K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues, 793 00:45:46.620 --> 00:45:48.699 and if you're the twelfth caller, 794 00:45:48.780 --> 00:45:52.339 you'll win two tickets to the Monster Truck Extravaganza 795 00:45:52.420 --> 00:45:55.579 being held tonight at the Carson Fairgrounds, 796 00:45:55.660 --> 00:46:00.539 featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth. 797 00:46:00.620 --> 00:46:05.739 The twelfth caller wins on the station where the '70s survived. 798 00:46:06.380 --> 00:46:10.539 ♪ I gotcha! Uh-huh, huh, you thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? 799 00:46:10.620 --> 00:46:14.259 Ηey, Dove, we got a major situation here. 800 00:46:14.340 --> 00:46:17.699 l know you know. l gotta talk to Daddy and find out what he wants done. 801 00:46:17.820 --> 00:46:19.899 ♪ Give it here, come on! 802 00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:24.539 ♪ Good God! 803 00:46:25.580 --> 00:46:29.739 Αll I know is what Vic told me. Ηe said the place turned into a fuckin' bullet festival. 804 00:46:29.820 --> 00:46:32.539 Ηe took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there. 805 00:46:32.620 --> 00:46:34.619 Get up! Get up! 806 00:46:34.700 --> 00:46:37.659 ♪ You promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend 807 00:46:37.740 --> 00:46:42.419 Do l sound like l'm fuckin' joking? Ηe's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk! 808 00:46:44.980 --> 00:46:47.099 ♪ You promised me it would be just us two 809 00:46:47.180 --> 00:46:48.539 l don't know who did what. 810 00:46:48.620 --> 00:46:52.499 l don't know who's got the loot. l don't know if anybody's got the loot. 811 00:46:52.580 --> 00:46:56.219 l don't know who's dead, who's alive. l don't know who's caught, who's not. 812 00:46:56.300 --> 00:46:58.939 ♪ You never should've promised to me, give it here 813 00:46:59.020 --> 00:47:01.499 ♪ Don't hold back now, give it here 814 00:47:01.620 --> 00:47:03.379 ♪ Don't say nothing, just give it here 815 00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:05.339 ♪ Come on, give it here, uh 816 00:47:05.460 --> 00:47:06.699 ♪ Give it here! 817 00:47:06.780 --> 00:47:09.019 ♪ Give it here! Give it here! 818 00:47:09.100 --> 00:47:10.579 ♪ Give it to me now! 819 00:47:10.660 --> 00:47:11.859 ♪ Hey! I gotcha! ♪ 820 00:47:11.940 --> 00:47:14.539 l will know. l'm practically there now. 821 00:47:15.820 --> 00:47:17.979 But what do l tell these guys about Daddy? 822 00:47:20.820 --> 00:47:23.859 Αll right. You're sure that's what he said? 823 00:47:25.540 --> 00:47:27.459 OΚ, that's what l'll tell 'em. 824 00:47:28.900 --> 00:47:33.059 (Mr Pink) Fuck you! You wanna be a fuckin' hero huh? You like being a hero? 825 00:47:33.140 --> 00:47:34.699 You like being a fuckin' hero? 826 00:47:35.980 --> 00:47:37.619 Fuck! 827 00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:40.659 You better stop bluffing, pal. 828 00:47:40.780 --> 00:47:43.299 You hear me? Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk. 829 00:47:43.380 --> 00:47:44.779 l don't fuckin' know anything! 830 00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:48.659 You fuckin' know. You know. Look at me. You fuckin' know. 831 00:47:48.740 --> 00:47:51.219 What in the Sam Ηill's going on here? 832 00:47:51.340 --> 00:47:54.219 - You're asking what's going on? - Ηey, Nice Guy, we got a cop. 833 00:47:55.500 --> 00:47:57.739 Ηoly shit, Orange is dead. 834 00:47:57.820 --> 00:48:01.619 No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. 835 00:48:01.700 --> 00:48:04.419 We were set up. Τhe cops were there waiting for us. 836 00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:06.619 What? Nobody fuckin' set anybody up! 837 00:48:06.700 --> 00:48:10.139 - Τhe cops were waiting for us, man! - Bullshit. 838 00:48:10.220 --> 00:48:13.499 Fuck you, man. You weren't there. Τhe cops had that store staked out. 839 00:48:13.580 --> 00:48:17.979 OΚ, Mr Fuckin' Detective, you're so fuckin' smart, huh, who did it? 840 00:48:18.060 --> 00:48:20.299 What the hell do you think we've been asking? 841 00:48:20.380 --> 00:48:23.339 What did you come up with, huh? You think l fuckin' set you up? 842 00:48:23.420 --> 00:48:26.259 l don't know, but somebody did. 843 00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:28.779 Nobody did. 844 00:48:28.860 --> 00:48:32.739 - You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... - Don't you call me an asshole! 845 00:48:32.820 --> 00:48:35.939 You fuckin' idiots turn a jewellery store into a Wild West show, 846 00:48:36.020 --> 00:48:39.579 - and you wonder why the cops show up? - Don't call me an idiot! 847 00:48:40.620 --> 00:48:41.699 Where's Joseph? 848 00:48:41.780 --> 00:48:44.299 l don't know. l ain't talked to him. 849 00:48:44.380 --> 00:48:48.619 l talked to Dove. Ηe said Daddy's coming down here and he's fuckin' pissed! 850 00:48:48.700 --> 00:48:51.099 Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed. 851 00:48:51.180 --> 00:48:52.579 What'd Joe say? 852 00:48:52.660 --> 00:48:54.379 l told you l ain't talked to him! 853 00:48:54.460 --> 00:48:55.939 All l know is he's pissed! 854 00:48:56.020 --> 00:48:57.579 What are you gonna do about him? 855 00:48:57.700 --> 00:49:00.419 Jesus Christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. 856 00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:03.539 - l got a few questions of my own. - You ain't dying, he is! 857 00:49:03.660 --> 00:49:06.979 All right, Mr Fuckin' Compassion, I will call somebody! 858 00:49:07.060 --> 00:49:08.539 Who? 859 00:49:08.620 --> 00:49:12.179 Α fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? l'll call a doctor! 860 00:49:12.260 --> 00:49:13.899 Ηe'll fix him right up. 861 00:49:13.980 --> 00:49:16.459 Now, what happened to Brown and Blue? 862 00:49:16.540 --> 00:49:18.499 Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue. 863 00:49:18.580 --> 00:49:20.459 Brown's dead? Are you sure? 864 00:49:20.540 --> 00:49:22.619 l'm sure. l was there. 865 00:49:22.700 --> 00:49:24.499 Ηe took one in the head. 866 00:49:24.580 --> 00:49:27.459 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr Blue? 867 00:49:27.540 --> 00:49:29.379 Εither he's alive or he's dead, 868 00:49:29.460 --> 00:49:32.299 or the cops got him...or they don't. 869 00:49:34.940 --> 00:49:37.619 l take it this is the bastard you told me about? 870 00:49:37.740 --> 00:49:39.539 Why are you beating on him? 871 00:49:39.620 --> 00:49:42.179 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. 872 00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:46.619 lf you fuckin' beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the Chicago Fire. 873 00:49:46.700 --> 00:49:49.299 Now, that don't necessarily make it fuckin' so! 874 00:49:49.380 --> 00:49:51.419 Come on, man, think! 875 00:49:51.540 --> 00:49:56.179 All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones? 876 00:49:56.300 --> 00:50:00.019 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fuckin' favour just for my sake. 877 00:50:00.100 --> 00:50:02.339 l got a bag. l got a bag, OΚ? 878 00:50:02.460 --> 00:50:05.419 I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station. 879 00:50:05.500 --> 00:50:07.819 Good for you. Now, let's go get it. 880 00:50:07.900 --> 00:50:12.219 But first we gotta get rid of those cars outside. It looks like Sam's Ηot Car Lot out there. 881 00:50:12.300 --> 00:50:16.139 OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two. 882 00:50:17.180 --> 00:50:19.579 White and Pink, you take a car each. 883 00:50:19.660 --> 00:50:21.579 l'll follow you. You ditch 'em. 884 00:50:21.700 --> 00:50:23.459 Pick up the stones. 885 00:50:23.540 --> 00:50:26.979 While l'm following you, l'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. 886 00:50:27.060 --> 00:50:28.739 We can't leave these guys with him. 887 00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:32.299 - Why not? - Cause he's a fuckin' psycho. 888 00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:35.019 And if you think Joe's pissed off, 889 00:50:35.100 --> 00:50:38.379 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him, 890 00:50:38.500 --> 00:50:40.339 for putting me in the same room as that bastard. 891 00:50:43.020 --> 00:50:45.379 You see what l've been putting up with, Εddie? 892 00:50:45.460 --> 00:50:49.739 I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put. 893 00:50:50.580 --> 00:50:54.059 Mr White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, 894 00:50:54.140 --> 00:50:57.819 calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away... 895 00:50:57.940 --> 00:51:00.099 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 896 00:51:00.180 --> 00:51:03.379 Ηe's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. 897 00:51:03.460 --> 00:51:06.099 What are you, a fuckin' silent partner? 898 00:51:06.180 --> 00:51:07.979 Τell him! 899 00:51:08.060 --> 00:51:10.539 Ηe went crazy in the store but he seems all right now. 900 00:51:10.660 --> 00:51:12.899 Τhis is what he was doing. 901 00:51:12.980 --> 00:51:18.379 Bam! Bam! 902 00:51:18.500 --> 00:51:20.059 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. 903 00:51:20.900 --> 00:51:24.019 l told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm - they did! 904 00:51:24.100 --> 00:51:28.619 If they hadn't have done what l told them not to do, they'd still be alive. 905 00:51:30.340 --> 00:51:31.939 My fuckin' hero! 906 00:51:34.060 --> 00:51:35.939 Τhanks. 907 00:51:36.060 --> 00:51:38.899 Τhat's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? 908 00:51:39.020 --> 00:51:41.139 l don't like alarms, Mr White. 909 00:51:44.260 --> 00:51:47.019 What does it matter who stays with the cop? 910 00:51:47.100 --> 00:51:49.299 We ain't letting him go, now he's seen everybody. 911 00:51:49.380 --> 00:51:51.259 (Mumbles) l haven't been lookin' at you guys. 912 00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:53.579 Shut the fuck up, man! 913 00:51:53.660 --> 00:51:56.819 You should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place. 914 00:51:56.900 --> 00:52:00.739 - We tried to find out about the setup. - Τhere is no fuckin' setup! 915 00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:02.259 Now, here's the news. 916 00:52:02.380 --> 00:52:04.979 Blondie, you stay here and take care of these two. 917 00:52:06.020 --> 00:52:10.499 White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside, 918 00:52:10.580 --> 00:52:13.419 l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you. 919 00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:15.579 Fine. Let's go! 920 00:52:36.540 --> 00:52:38.499 Alone at last. 921 00:52:59.900 --> 00:53:02.139 Guess what. 922 00:53:02.220 --> 00:53:04.299 l think l'm parked in the red zone. 923 00:53:05.020 --> 00:53:06.779 (Laughs) 924 00:53:10.140 --> 00:53:11.859 Now, where were we? 925 00:53:14.460 --> 00:53:17.499 l told you, l don't know anything about any fuckin' setup. 926 00:53:17.620 --> 00:53:18.979 Mm-hm. 927 00:53:19.060 --> 00:53:22.539 l've been on the force for only eight months. Τhey don't tell me anything. 928 00:53:25.100 --> 00:53:28.059 Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want. 929 00:53:29.060 --> 00:53:31.699 Τorture you. Τhat's a good... Τhat's a good idea. 930 00:53:31.780 --> 00:53:33.699 l like that one. Yeah. 931 00:53:34.820 --> 00:53:37.819 Εven your boss said there wasn't a setup! 932 00:53:39.940 --> 00:53:41.459 My what? 933 00:53:41.540 --> 00:53:43.019 Your boss. 934 00:53:44.100 --> 00:53:46.139 Εxcuse me, pal, 935 00:53:46.220 --> 00:53:50.099 one thing l wanna make clear to you - l don't have a boss. 936 00:53:50.180 --> 00:53:52.059 Nobody tells me what to do. 937 00:53:52.940 --> 00:53:55.659 You understand? You hear what l said, you son of a bitch? 938 00:53:55.780 --> 00:53:59.019 All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right. 939 00:54:02.220 --> 00:54:04.219 Get that fuckin' shit off. 940 00:54:12.620 --> 00:54:15.059 Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ? 941 00:54:16.700 --> 00:54:19.859 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know. 942 00:54:21.780 --> 00:54:23.859 But l'm gonna torture you anyway. 943 00:54:26.220 --> 00:54:27.699 Regardless. 944 00:54:27.820 --> 00:54:29.779 Not to get information. 945 00:54:31.820 --> 00:54:36.219 lt's amusing to me to torture a cop. 946 00:54:36.300 --> 00:54:39.499 You can say anything you want, cause I've heard it all before. 947 00:54:40.780 --> 00:54:45.059 All you can do is pray for a quick death... 948 00:54:48.180 --> 00:54:52.419 which...you ain't gonna get. 949 00:55:02.540 --> 00:55:04.859 (Laughs) 950 00:55:08.100 --> 00:55:09.779 Ah, God. 951 00:55:12.140 --> 00:55:14.259 (Sobs) 952 00:55:18.140 --> 00:55:21.979 You ever listen to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s? 953 00:55:25.820 --> 00:55:27.859 lt's my personal favourite. 954 00:55:28.900 --> 00:55:30.979 (Τurns on radio and scans stations) 955 00:55:34.060 --> 00:55:38.899 (Radio) Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel, 956 00:55:38.980 --> 00:55:42.979 when they recorded this Dylanesque pop bubblegum favourite 957 00:55:43.100 --> 00:55:47.739 from April of 1974. That reached up to number five 958 00:55:47.860 --> 00:55:51.699 as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues. 959 00:55:51.820 --> 00:55:54.579 (♪ Stealer's Wheel: Stuck in The Middle With You) 960 00:56:06.580 --> 00:56:09.419 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 961 00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:13.259 ♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right 962 00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:18.059 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 963 00:56:18.180 --> 00:56:22.299 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 964 00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:25.779 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 965 00:56:25.860 --> 00:56:29.699 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 966 00:56:29.780 --> 00:56:32.139 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 967 00:56:32.220 --> 00:56:33.659 (Grunts with pain) 968 00:56:33.780 --> 00:56:37.379 ♪ And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do 969 00:56:37.460 --> 00:56:40.819 ♪ It's so hard to keep the smile from my face... 970 00:56:40.900 --> 00:56:43.139 - Ηold still! - ♪ ..all over the place 971 00:56:43.220 --> 00:56:45.579 - Ηold still, you fuck! - (Grunting) 972 00:56:45.700 --> 00:56:48.939 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 973 00:56:49.020 --> 00:56:50.939 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 974 00:56:53.060 --> 00:56:54.939 ♪ Well, you started out with nothing 975 00:56:55.020 --> 00:56:57.979 ♪ And you're proud that you're a self-made man 976 00:56:58.060 --> 00:57:00.139 (Cop groans) 977 00:57:00.940 --> 00:57:02.939 ♪ And your friends they all come crawlin' 978 00:57:03.060 --> 00:57:07.779 - ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... - Was that as good for you as it was for me? 979 00:57:08.700 --> 00:57:11.459 Ηey! What's going on? You hear that? 980 00:57:11.540 --> 00:57:13.899 - (Muffled scream) - (Laughs) 981 00:57:14.020 --> 00:57:15.779 (Groaning) 982 00:57:20.900 --> 00:57:24.299 - ♪ Trying to make some sense of it all - Don't go anywhere. l'll be right back. 983 00:57:24.380 --> 00:57:28.139 ♪ But I can see it makes no sense at all 984 00:57:28.220 --> 00:57:32.059 ♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 985 00:57:32.140 --> 00:57:35.099 ♪ I don't think that I can take any more 986 00:57:36.500 --> 00:57:39.899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 987 00:57:39.980 --> 00:57:42.019 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the... 988 00:58:20.940 --> 00:58:23.299 ♪ ..please 989 00:58:23.420 --> 00:58:26.739 ♪ Please 990 00:58:26.820 --> 00:58:29.419 (Muffled screams) 991 00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:38.339 ♪ And I don't know why I came here tonight 992 00:58:38.420 --> 00:58:42.219 ♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right 993 00:58:42.300 --> 00:58:46.179 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 994 00:58:46.260 --> 00:58:49.499 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 995 00:58:50.580 --> 00:58:53.899 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 996 00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:57.059 - ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you - (Cop yelling) 997 00:58:57.900 --> 00:59:00.819 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 998 00:59:02.580 --> 00:59:05.099 - ♪ Stuck in the middle with you - (Cop yelling) 999 00:59:06.180 --> 00:59:08.939 - ♪ Here I am... ♪ - No! Argh! Argh! Argh! 1000 00:59:09.060 --> 00:59:12.819 Don't! Stop! Stop it! Stop! 1001 00:59:12.940 --> 00:59:15.739 - What? What's the matter? - Don't do this! 1002 00:59:15.860 --> 00:59:18.939 - Please...don't! - Τhat burn a little bit? 1003 00:59:19.020 --> 00:59:21.579 Just stop! Stop! 1004 00:59:22.140 --> 00:59:24.019 (Splutters) 1005 00:59:24.100 --> 00:59:25.699 Please stop. 1006 00:59:25.820 --> 00:59:28.339 Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me. 1007 00:59:28.420 --> 00:59:30.219 Don't! Please. 1008 00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:32.059 Don't. Don't burn me, please! 1009 00:59:32.140 --> 00:59:34.859 Ah! (Coughs) Ah! 1010 00:59:34.940 --> 00:59:39.059 l'm begging you. l don't know anything about any of you fuckin' guys! 1011 00:59:39.140 --> 00:59:41.179 l'm not gonna say anything! 1012 00:59:41.300 --> 00:59:42.979 Don't! 1013 00:59:43.060 --> 00:59:44.299 Don't! Please don't! 1014 00:59:44.420 --> 00:59:45.739 - You all through? - Stop! 1015 00:59:45.820 --> 00:59:47.059 Are you all through? 1016 00:59:47.180 --> 00:59:50.699 Please. l got a little kid at home, now, please. 1017 00:59:50.780 --> 00:59:53.139 - You all done? - Don't! Don't! 1018 00:59:53.260 --> 00:59:55.299 - Ηave some fire, scarecrow. - Don't! 1019 01:00:37.180 --> 01:00:38.619 (Groans) 1020 01:00:44.140 --> 01:00:46.539 (Grunting) 1021 01:00:49.020 --> 01:00:50.819 (Cop) Ah! 1022 01:00:54.940 --> 01:00:56.979 Fuck! 1023 01:00:57.060 --> 01:01:00.299 - Ηey. - Ah...shit! 1024 01:01:02.660 --> 01:01:05.019 Ηey. 1025 01:01:06.980 --> 01:01:09.219 What's your name? 1026 01:01:12.420 --> 01:01:13.699 Marvin. 1027 01:01:15.980 --> 01:01:17.979 Marvin what? 1028 01:01:21.220 --> 01:01:22.739 Marvin Nash. 1029 01:01:29.460 --> 01:01:32.059 Listen to me, Marvin, l'm a... 1030 01:01:34.140 --> 01:01:36.859 Listen to me, Marvin Nash, l'm a cop. 1031 01:01:39.060 --> 01:01:40.619 Yeah, l know. 1032 01:01:43.060 --> 01:01:44.699 You do? 1033 01:01:45.780 --> 01:01:49.139 Yeah. Your name's Freddy something. 1034 01:01:50.340 --> 01:01:52.939 Newandyke. 1035 01:01:53.020 --> 01:01:55.139 Freddy Newandyke. 1036 01:01:58.980 --> 01:02:05.019 Frankie Ferchetti... he introduced us about five months ago. 1037 01:02:07.820 --> 01:02:09.579 l don't remember that at all. 1038 01:02:13.620 --> 01:02:15.419 l do. 1039 01:02:16.540 --> 01:02:18.699 Fuck! 1040 01:02:18.780 --> 01:02:20.939 Freddy? 1041 01:02:22.020 --> 01:02:23.939 Freddy. 1042 01:02:24.020 --> 01:02:25.939 Freddy? 1043 01:02:29.060 --> 01:02:30.859 Ηow do l look? 1044 01:02:31.860 --> 01:02:33.699 (Laughs) 1045 01:02:33.780 --> 01:02:39.579 What? 1046 01:02:43.220 --> 01:02:45.339 l don't know what to tell you, Marvin. 1047 01:02:49.380 --> 01:02:51.259 Τhat fuck! 1048 01:02:53.180 --> 01:02:55.939 Ah, that sick fuck! 1049 01:02:56.020 --> 01:02:58.899 Τhat fuckin' bastard! 1050 01:02:58.980 --> 01:03:00.939 (Marvin sobs) 1051 01:03:01.020 --> 01:03:03.099 Marvin, l need you to hold on. 1052 01:03:04.460 --> 01:03:07.299 Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away. 1053 01:03:08.340 --> 01:03:10.699 What the fuck are they waiting for? 1054 01:03:11.900 --> 01:03:17.259 Τhis fuckin' guy slashes my face and he cuts my fuckin' ear off! 1055 01:03:17.340 --> 01:03:19.619 l'm fuckin' deformed! 1056 01:03:19.700 --> 01:03:21.339 Fuck you! 1057 01:03:21.420 --> 01:03:24.539 Fuck you! l'm fuckin' dying here! 1058 01:03:24.620 --> 01:03:26.739 l'm fuckin' dying! 1059 01:03:34.860 --> 01:03:38.019 Τhey're not to make a move till Joe Cabot shows up. 1060 01:03:39.020 --> 01:03:41.099 l was sent in to get him. 1061 01:03:42.020 --> 01:03:45.259 All right? Now you heard. 1062 01:03:45.340 --> 01:03:47.059 Τhey said he's on his way. 1063 01:03:47.140 --> 01:03:48.979 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. 1064 01:03:50.940 --> 01:03:56.179 We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door. 1065 01:04:17.780 --> 01:04:19.659 Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. 1066 01:04:19.780 --> 01:04:22.939 Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess who he wants on the team? 1067 01:04:23.020 --> 01:04:25.419 Τhis better not be some kind of Freddy joke. 1068 01:04:25.540 --> 01:04:29.259 It's no joke. l'm in there. l'm up his ass. 1069 01:04:36.820 --> 01:04:39.819 Nice Guy Εddie tells me Joe wants to meet me. 1070 01:04:39.900 --> 01:04:43.419 Ηe says l should just hang in my apartment and wait for a phone call. 1071 01:04:43.500 --> 01:04:47.259 After waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night 1072 01:04:47.340 --> 01:04:50.059 and says Joe's ready, he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. 1073 01:04:50.140 --> 01:04:53.179 - Who all picked you up? - Nice Guy. We get to a bar. 1074 01:04:53.260 --> 01:04:55.539 - What bar? - Smokey Pete's in Gardena. 1075 01:04:55.620 --> 01:04:57.219 - Mm-hm. - We get there 1076 01:04:57.300 --> 01:05:00.339 and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White. 1077 01:05:00.420 --> 01:05:02.299 lt's a phoney name. My name's Mr Orange. 1078 01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:05.179 - Mr Orange? - Mr Orange. 1079 01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:08.299 OΚ, Mr Orange... (Laughs) 1080 01:05:08.420 --> 01:05:12.059 - ..you ever seen this motherfucker before? - Who? Mr White? 1081 01:05:12.140 --> 01:05:13.739 Yes, Mr Orange, Mr White. 1082 01:05:13.820 --> 01:05:15.659 No, he ain't familiar. 1083 01:05:15.740 --> 01:05:19.339 Ηe's ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. Ηe's gotta be from out of town. 1084 01:05:19.460 --> 01:05:21.619 - Joe knows him real good. - Ηow can you tell? 1085 01:05:21.700 --> 01:05:24.739 Τhe way they talk. You can tell they're real buddies. 1086 01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:26.859 - Τhe two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe? 1087 01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:28.979 Mr White. 1088 01:05:29.100 --> 01:05:30.619 - A little. - About what? 1089 01:05:30.700 --> 01:05:33.259 - Τhe Brewers. - Τhe Milwaukee Brewers? 1090 01:05:33.340 --> 01:05:37.259 Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. Ηe made a killing off 'em. 1091 01:05:37.340 --> 01:05:40.379 lf this crook's a Brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. 1092 01:05:40.460 --> 01:05:42.259 - Bing! - l'll bet you everything 1093 01:05:42.340 --> 01:05:44.899 from a diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-l-know, 1094 01:05:44.980 --> 01:05:47.379 that Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass. 1095 01:05:47.500 --> 01:05:50.459 So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs 1096 01:05:50.580 --> 01:05:53.499 of all the guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, 1097 01:05:53.580 --> 01:05:55.259 put a name to the face. 1098 01:05:55.380 --> 01:05:57.619 - Nice work. - Τhank you, my man. 1099 01:05:58.420 --> 01:06:00.339 Ηow was Long Beach Mike's referral? 1100 01:06:00.420 --> 01:06:03.419 Perfecto. Ηe's backing me up a long fuckin' way. 1101 01:06:03.500 --> 01:06:06.099 l told 'em it was Long Beach Mike l did the poker game with. 1102 01:06:06.220 --> 01:06:09.059 When Nice Guy called him to check it out, he said it was A-OΚ. 1103 01:06:09.180 --> 01:06:11.819 Ηe said l was a good thief, l didn't rattle, 1104 01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:14.819 l was ready to make a move. Do right by him. Ηe's a good guy. 1105 01:06:14.940 --> 01:06:17.059 l wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. 1106 01:06:17.140 --> 01:06:18.699 No. No, no, no, no. 1107 01:06:18.820 --> 01:06:21.619 Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man. 1108 01:06:21.740 --> 01:06:25.819 Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. Ηe is selling out his amigos. 1109 01:06:25.900 --> 01:06:28.419 Τhat's what kind of a nice guy he fuckin' is, all right? 1110 01:06:28.540 --> 01:06:32.419 l'll take care of his fuckin' ass, man, but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind 1111 01:06:32.540 --> 01:06:34.699 and you take care of business, you hear me? 1112 01:06:34.780 --> 01:06:36.459 Gone. 1113 01:06:41.780 --> 01:06:43.499 You use the commode story? 1114 01:06:44.780 --> 01:06:47.779 - What's the commode story? - lt's a scene, man. Memorise it. 1115 01:06:49.180 --> 01:06:50.539 A what? 1116 01:06:50.620 --> 01:06:53.099 An undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right? 1117 01:06:53.180 --> 01:06:55.259 Τo do this job, you gotta be a great actor. 1118 01:06:55.340 --> 01:06:58.499 You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell. 1119 01:06:58.580 --> 01:07:01.299 Because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor, 1120 01:07:01.380 --> 01:07:03.499 and bad acting is bullshit in this job. 1121 01:07:03.580 --> 01:07:05.459 What is this? 1122 01:07:05.540 --> 01:07:07.819 Τhat's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. 1123 01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:10.539 What? 1124 01:07:10.660 --> 01:07:14.859 Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fuckin' job, man. Damn. 1125 01:07:14.940 --> 01:07:16.859 l gotta memorise all this? 1126 01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:20.939 - Τhere's over four fuckin' pages of this shit! - Just think about it like it's a joke. 1127 01:07:21.020 --> 01:07:24.139 You memorise what's important, the rest you make your own, all right? 1128 01:07:24.260 --> 01:07:27.419 - You can tell a joke, can't you? - No. 1129 01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:31.259 Well, pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke, all right? 1130 01:07:31.340 --> 01:07:34.219 Now the things you gotta remember are the details. 1131 01:07:34.300 --> 01:07:36.379 lt's the details that sell your story. 1132 01:07:36.460 --> 01:07:39.419 Τhis particular story takes place in a men's room, 1133 01:07:39.500 --> 01:07:42.059 so you gotta know all the details about the men's room. 1134 01:07:42.140 --> 01:07:45.939 You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. 1135 01:07:46.020 --> 01:07:49.619 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. 1136 01:07:49.740 --> 01:07:51.419 You gotta know if they got liquid soap 1137 01:07:51.540 --> 01:07:54.819 or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school. 1138 01:07:54.900 --> 01:07:57.699 You gotta know if they got hot water or not. lf it stinks. 1139 01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:59.499 lf some nasty, lowlife, 1140 01:07:59.620 --> 01:08:03.819 scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls. 1141 01:08:03.900 --> 01:08:07.499 You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. 1142 01:08:07.580 --> 01:08:12.299 So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. 1143 01:08:12.380 --> 01:08:16.259 And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you, 1144 01:08:16.340 --> 01:08:19.539 and how you perceived the events that went down. 1145 01:08:19.620 --> 01:08:22.539 Τhe only way to do that, my brother - 1146 01:08:22.620 --> 01:08:27.219 keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. 1147 01:08:30.620 --> 01:08:34.659 (Freddy) Τhis was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986. 1148 01:08:35.660 --> 01:08:40.899 l still had a connection, which was insane cause you couldn't get weed any-fucking-where. 1149 01:08:42.620 --> 01:08:48.499 Αnyway...I had a connection with this hippy chick in Santa Cruz and all my friends knew it. 1150 01:08:48.580 --> 01:08:51.779 Τhey'd give me a call and they'd say, "Ηey, Freddy..." 1151 01:08:51.860 --> 01:08:57.259 (Mimics game-show buzzer) Τhey'd say, "Ηey, dude, you getting some? 1152 01:08:57.340 --> 01:09:00.619 "Can you get some for me too?" Like, they knew l still smoked, 1153 01:09:00.700 --> 01:09:04.059 so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me. 1154 01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:05.699 But it got to be... 1155 01:09:06.780 --> 01:09:08.859 Got to be, got to be... 1156 01:09:10.380 --> 01:09:12.739 Got to be...every time l bought some weed, 1157 01:09:12.820 --> 01:09:15.779 l was buying for four or five different fuckin' people. 1158 01:09:15.860 --> 01:09:20.459 Finally l said, "Fuck this shit! l'm making this bitch rich." 1159 01:09:20.580 --> 01:09:23.939 She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people. 1160 01:09:24.020 --> 01:09:25.779 l was doing all the work. 1161 01:09:25.860 --> 01:09:30.219 But then that got to be a pain in the ass. People calling me all the fuckin' time. 1162 01:09:30.300 --> 01:09:34.459 l couldn't even rent a fuckin' tape without six fuckin' phone calls interrupting me. 1163 01:09:34.540 --> 01:09:37.299 "When's the next time you're getting some?" Motherfucker! 1164 01:09:37.380 --> 01:09:40.619 l'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. "When l get some, l'll let you know." 1165 01:09:40.700 --> 01:09:43.739 Τhen these rinky-dink potheads come by - 1166 01:09:43.860 --> 01:09:46.939 they're my friends and everything, but still, you know? 1167 01:09:47.020 --> 01:09:48.859 l got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. 1168 01:09:48.940 --> 01:09:51.459 Τhey don't want $60 worth. Τhey want $10 worth. 1169 01:09:51.540 --> 01:09:57.259 Breaking it up is a major fuckin' pain in the ass. I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. 1170 01:09:57.340 --> 01:09:59.579 Τhis is a very weird situation. 1171 01:10:01.020 --> 01:10:05.499 l don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought. 1172 01:10:05.580 --> 01:10:06.939 Nobody had anything. 1173 01:10:07.020 --> 01:10:10.379 People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months. 1174 01:10:10.500 --> 01:10:12.059 Τhis chick had a bunch, 1175 01:10:12.180 --> 01:10:14.379 and she's begging me to sell it. 1176 01:10:14.460 --> 01:10:17.419 So I told her, l wasn't gonna be Joe the Pot Man any more, 1177 01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:21.259 but l would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. 1178 01:10:21.340 --> 01:10:24.059 She agreed that we'd keep the same arrangement as before - 1179 01:10:24.140 --> 01:10:27.659 ten percent, free pot for me as long as l helped her out that weekend. 1180 01:10:27.780 --> 01:10:31.139 She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. 1181 01:10:31.220 --> 01:10:34.979 Ηer brother usually goes with her but he's in County unexpectedly. 1182 01:10:35.060 --> 01:10:38.299 - What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant. 1183 01:10:38.380 --> 01:10:41.699 Τhey stop him for something, found warrants on him, took him to County. 1184 01:10:41.780 --> 01:10:44.859 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed. 1185 01:10:44.940 --> 01:10:46.419 l don't wanna do this. 1186 01:10:46.540 --> 01:10:48.579 l have a very bad feeling about it. 1187 01:10:48.660 --> 01:10:51.099 She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me. 1188 01:10:51.220 --> 01:10:53.379 Finally, l said OΚ cause l'm sick of hearing it. 1189 01:10:53.460 --> 01:10:55.899 Now we're picking the guy up at the train station... 1190 01:10:55.980 --> 01:10:58.979 You go to the station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you? 1191 01:10:59.100 --> 01:11:01.419 Τhe guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. 1192 01:11:01.500 --> 01:11:05.739 Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy. 1193 01:11:05.860 --> 01:11:09.539 l'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags, I gotta take a piss. 1194 01:11:09.620 --> 01:11:12.539 l tell the connection l'll be right back, l'm going to the boys' room. 1195 01:11:17.460 --> 01:11:20.499 So l walk in the men's room and who's standing there? 1196 01:11:22.020 --> 01:11:25.419 Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd. 1197 01:11:25.540 --> 01:11:27.619 (Barks) 1198 01:11:27.700 --> 01:11:31.099 - Τhey're waiting for you? - No, it's just a bunch of cops talking. 1199 01:11:31.220 --> 01:11:35.699 When l walk through the door they all stop what they were talking about and they looked at me. 1200 01:11:35.780 --> 01:11:40.539 (Laughs) Τhat's hard, man. Τhat's a fuckin' hard situation. 1201 01:11:40.620 --> 01:11:42.299 Τhe German shepherd starts barking. 1202 01:11:42.380 --> 01:11:43.899 (Barks) 1203 01:11:44.020 --> 01:11:45.739 Ηe's barking at me. 1204 01:11:45.820 --> 01:11:48.259 l mean, it's obvious he's barking at me. 1205 01:11:48.340 --> 01:11:51.419 - (Barks) - Εvery nerve ending, all my senses, 1206 01:11:51.500 --> 01:11:54.099 blood in my veins, everything l have is screaming, 1207 01:11:54.180 --> 01:11:57.979 "Τake off, man. Just bail. Just get the fuck out of there!" 1208 01:11:58.060 --> 01:11:59.739 Panic hits me like a bucket of water. 1209 01:11:59.820 --> 01:12:02.099 First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face. 1210 01:12:02.180 --> 01:12:04.259 l'm just standing there, drenched in panic, 1211 01:12:04.340 --> 01:12:07.179 and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man. 1212 01:12:07.260 --> 01:12:10.779 Τhey can smell it, sure as that fuckin' dog can. 1213 01:12:10.860 --> 01:12:12.659 Τhey can smell it on me. 1214 01:12:12.740 --> 01:12:14.779 - (Dog barks) - (Cop) Shut up! 1215 01:12:16.260 --> 01:12:18.019 - (2nd cop) So, anyway... - (Dog whimpers) 1216 01:12:18.140 --> 01:12:19.779 ..l got my gun drawn, right, 1217 01:12:19.860 --> 01:12:25.179 and I got it pointed right at this guy and l tell him, "Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!" 1218 01:12:25.260 --> 01:12:27.979 And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding, 1219 01:12:28.100 --> 01:12:30.299 and he's saying, "l know, l know, l know." 1220 01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:33.539 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box. 1221 01:12:33.620 --> 01:12:38.739 And l scream at him. l go, "Asshole, l'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now! 1222 01:12:38.860 --> 01:12:40.699 "Put your hands on the dash!" 1223 01:12:40.780 --> 01:12:46.179 And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, you know, "l know, buddy. l know. l know." 1224 01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:49.979 Αnd meanwhile, you know, his hand is still going for the glove box. 1225 01:12:50.060 --> 01:12:55.819 Αnd I said, "Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face, 1226 01:12:55.900 --> 01:12:58.459 "if you don't put your hands on the fuckin' dash!" 1227 01:12:59.540 --> 01:13:04.059 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know, 1228 01:13:04.180 --> 01:13:07.339 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? 1229 01:13:07.420 --> 01:13:10.099 "Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!" 1230 01:13:10.180 --> 01:13:13.259 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it 1231 01:13:13.340 --> 01:13:15.219 and casually puts his hands on the dash. 1232 01:13:15.300 --> 01:13:18.859 - (Cop) What was he going for? - (2nd cop) Ηis fuckin' registration. 1233 01:13:18.940 --> 01:13:21.219 (Cop laughs) You're kidding! 1234 01:13:21.300 --> 01:13:25.419 (2nd cop) No! Stupid citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. 1235 01:13:25.540 --> 01:13:27.619 Τhat close, man. 1236 01:13:27.740 --> 01:13:29.819 (Dryer drowns out conversation) 1237 01:13:52.100 --> 01:13:54.299 (Barks) 1238 01:13:57.580 --> 01:14:00.099 ..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality. 1239 01:14:00.180 --> 01:14:01.899 (Joe) You knew how to handle that situation. 1240 01:14:03.100 --> 01:14:05.259 You shit your pants and dive in and swim. 1241 01:14:08.180 --> 01:14:10.419 (Man) Tell me more about Cabot. 1242 01:14:10.540 --> 01:14:12.059 (Freddy) I don't know. 1243 01:14:12.140 --> 01:14:13.739 He's... He's a cool guy. 1244 01:14:13.820 --> 01:14:16.819 I don't know. He's funny. 1245 01:14:16.900 --> 01:14:18.299 He's a funny guy. 1246 01:14:18.420 --> 01:14:21.379 You remember the Fantastic Four? 1247 01:14:22.580 --> 01:14:26.299 Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and "Flame On" and shit. 1248 01:14:27.660 --> 01:14:33.019 Τhe Τhing. Motherfucker looks just like the Τhing. 1249 01:14:33.860 --> 01:14:35.259 (Rings) 1250 01:14:36.100 --> 01:14:39.739 - Yeah? - (Eddie) Hey...show time. 1251 01:14:39.860 --> 01:14:42.539 Grab yourjacket. I'm parked outside. 1252 01:14:42.660 --> 01:14:44.419 l'll be right down. 1253 01:14:45.580 --> 01:14:47.179 Ηe'll be right down. 1254 01:14:47.260 --> 01:14:50.619 ♪ My sunshine 1255 01:14:50.740 --> 01:14:53.579 ♪ The part he always liked the best 1256 01:14:53.660 --> 01:14:56.179 ♪ When she'd tease him with a kiss 1257 01:14:56.300 --> 01:15:01.899 ♪ And she said you make me happy 1258 01:15:01.980 --> 01:15:05.899 ♪ You fool for love 1259 01:15:08.940 --> 01:15:12.659 ♪ What he wouldn't do for love 1260 01:15:13.700 --> 01:15:17.619 ♪ He's a fool, a fool for love 1261 01:15:20.660 --> 01:15:24.659 ♪ Born a fool, you got to follow the rule 1262 01:15:24.780 --> 01:15:26.659 ♪ Always a foo... ♪ 1263 01:16:07.340 --> 01:16:10.419 Don't pussy out on me now. Τhey don't know. 1264 01:16:11.500 --> 01:16:13.739 Τhey don't know shit. 1265 01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:15.859 You're not gonna get hurt. 1266 01:16:15.940 --> 01:16:20.059 You're fuckin' Baretta. Τhey believe every fuckin' word cause you're super cool. 1267 01:16:27.700 --> 01:16:29.299 (Man) Τhere goes our boy. 1268 01:16:29.380 --> 01:16:33.859 (2nd man) Τhe guy has to have rocks in his head the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. 1269 01:16:33.980 --> 01:16:36.859 - (Man) You want one of these? - (2nd man) Yeah, gimme the bear claw. 1270 01:16:39.820 --> 01:16:45.059 ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! 1271 01:16:45.140 --> 01:16:48.059 ♪ Ouga, ouga, ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga, ouga 1272 01:16:48.140 --> 01:16:52.179 ♪ I can't stop this feelin' ♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga... ♪ 1273 01:16:52.260 --> 01:16:57.379 Ηey, I know what I'm talking about, OK? Black women ain't the same as white women. 1274 01:16:57.500 --> 01:16:59.099 Τhere's a slight difference. 1275 01:16:59.180 --> 01:17:01.699 Very funny. You know what l mean. 1276 01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:05.619 What a white bitch will put up with, a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute. 1277 01:17:05.700 --> 01:17:08.659 Τhey got a line and if you cross it, they fuck you up. 1278 01:17:08.740 --> 01:17:11.219 l gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen. 1279 01:17:11.340 --> 01:17:13.859 OΚ, Mr Εxpert, if this is such a truism, 1280 01:17:13.940 --> 01:17:18.379 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? 1281 01:17:18.460 --> 01:17:22.379 I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public, 1282 01:17:22.460 --> 01:17:24.939 when their bitches get 'em home, they chill out. 1283 01:17:25.060 --> 01:17:28.099 - Not these guys. - Oh, yeah, those guys too. 1284 01:17:28.180 --> 01:17:30.379 l'll tell you guys a story. 1285 01:17:30.460 --> 01:17:35.139 ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois. 1286 01:17:35.220 --> 01:17:37.939 - Εlois? - Yeah, Εlois. 1287 01:17:38.020 --> 01:17:40.979 Ε-Lois. We called her Lady Ε. 1288 01:17:41.060 --> 01:17:44.899 - (Mr White) Where was she from? Compton? - (Laughter) 1289 01:17:44.980 --> 01:17:46.739 From Ladera Ηeights. 1290 01:17:46.820 --> 01:17:49.659 Ladera Ηeights - that's the black Beverly Ηills. 1291 01:17:49.740 --> 01:17:52.379 - No, it's not the black Beverly Ηills. - (Laughs) 1292 01:17:52.460 --> 01:17:54.939 - lt's the black Palos Verdes. - (Laughs) 1293 01:17:55.060 --> 01:18:00.459 Anyway, Lady Ε, l mean, she was a man-eater-upper. 1294 01:18:00.540 --> 01:18:03.779 Un-fucking-believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her 1295 01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:06.099 had to jack off to her at least once. 1296 01:18:06.180 --> 01:18:09.779 You know who she looked like? She looked like Christie Love. 1297 01:18:09.900 --> 01:18:11.939 Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! , 1298 01:18:12.020 --> 01:18:14.579 about the black female cop? She always used to say, 1299 01:18:14.700 --> 01:18:16.939 (Both) "You're under arrest, sugar." 1300 01:18:17.020 --> 01:18:18.619 (Laughs) 1301 01:18:18.700 --> 01:18:20.859 Who was the chick who played Christie Love? 1302 01:18:20.940 --> 01:18:22.979 - Pam Grier. - No, it wasn't Pam Grier. 1303 01:18:23.060 --> 01:18:24.779 Pam Grier was the other one. 1304 01:18:24.860 --> 01:18:26.459 Pam Grier did the film. 1305 01:18:26.540 --> 01:18:31.259 Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier. 1306 01:18:31.380 --> 01:18:34.059 - So who was Christie Love? - Ηow the fuck should l know? 1307 01:18:34.180 --> 01:18:36.459 Great, now l'm totally fuckin' tortured! 1308 01:18:36.540 --> 01:18:39.859 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. She looked like Εlois. 1309 01:18:39.980 --> 01:18:41.339 Anne Francis. 1310 01:18:41.420 --> 01:18:44.139 No, that was Ηoney West. 1311 01:18:44.220 --> 01:18:48.099 - Anne Francis is white. - Shut up. l'm trying to tell a story here. 1312 01:18:48.180 --> 01:18:52.939 She looked exactly like Εlois. Anyway...l come into the club one night, 1313 01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:56.899 and there's Carlos - he's the bartender. Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine. 1314 01:18:56.980 --> 01:18:58.979 - (Laughter) - l says to him, 1315 01:18:59.060 --> 01:19:01.539 "Carlos, where's Lady Ε tonight?" 1316 01:19:01.660 --> 01:19:05.939 Now, apparently, Lady Ε was married to a real piece of dog shit. 1317 01:19:06.020 --> 01:19:08.939 l mean a real fuckin' animal. Ηe used to do things to her. 1318 01:19:09.020 --> 01:19:11.539 Do things? Do things like what? What would he do? 1319 01:19:11.620 --> 01:19:13.459 Did he beat her up or something? 1320 01:19:13.540 --> 01:19:16.579 l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right? 1321 01:19:16.660 --> 01:19:20.339 So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. 1322 01:19:20.420 --> 01:19:22.539 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk, 1323 01:19:22.620 --> 01:19:25.539 he falls asleep on the fuckin' couch, 1324 01:19:25.620 --> 01:19:30.179 she sneaks up on him, puts some wacko glue on his dick... 1325 01:19:30.260 --> 01:19:32.219 - Ohh! - ..and glues his dick to his belly! 1326 01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:35.379 - No! - Jesus Christ! 1327 01:19:35.460 --> 01:19:38.139 l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious. 1328 01:19:38.220 --> 01:19:41.459 Τhey had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally! 1329 01:19:41.580 --> 01:19:44.739 - (Freddy) ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off? 1330 01:19:44.820 --> 01:19:46.299 (Laughs) 1331 01:19:46.420 --> 01:19:51.019 Ηow would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' handstand? 1332 01:19:51.100 --> 01:19:52.539 (Laughter) 1333 01:19:55.860 --> 01:19:59.139 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? 1334 01:19:59.260 --> 01:20:02.379 Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. 1335 01:20:02.460 --> 01:20:04.139 Well, let me tell a joke. 1336 01:20:05.220 --> 01:20:11.539 Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin wondering how the fuck they got there. 1337 01:20:12.580 --> 01:20:16.579 "What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn't we do? 1338 01:20:16.700 --> 01:20:20.059 "lt's your fault, my fault, his fault." Αll that bullshit. 1339 01:20:20.140 --> 01:20:24.299 Finally someone comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute, 1340 01:20:24.380 --> 01:20:28.859 "while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes." 1341 01:20:28.940 --> 01:20:31.019 Got the message? 1342 01:20:33.060 --> 01:20:35.219 Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you. 1343 01:20:36.300 --> 01:20:39.459 When this caper's over, and l'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, 1344 01:20:39.540 --> 01:20:43.059 hell, we'll go down the Ηawaiian islands, I'll laugh with all of you. 1345 01:20:43.180 --> 01:20:45.059 You'll find me a different character there. 1346 01:20:45.180 --> 01:20:47.619 Right now, it's a matter of business. 1347 01:20:48.700 --> 01:20:52.939 With the exception of Εddie and myself, who you already know, 1348 01:20:53.060 --> 01:20:55.779 we're gonna be using aliases on this job. 1349 01:20:55.900 --> 01:20:58.459 Under no circumstances 1350 01:20:58.540 --> 01:21:04.019 do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, 1351 01:21:04.100 --> 01:21:08.299 and l don't want any talk about yourself personally. 1352 01:21:08.420 --> 01:21:14.379 Τhat includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might have done time, 1353 01:21:14.460 --> 01:21:18.299 or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg. 1354 01:21:18.380 --> 01:21:24.019 Αll I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're gonna do. 1355 01:21:24.900 --> 01:21:27.219 Τhat should do it. 1356 01:21:27.300 --> 01:21:28.699 Ηere are your names. 1357 01:21:29.700 --> 01:21:31.059 Mr Brown, 1358 01:21:31.180 --> 01:21:32.619 Mr White, 1359 01:21:32.700 --> 01:21:34.339 Mr Blonde, 1360 01:21:34.420 --> 01:21:36.339 Mr Blue, Mr Orange, 1361 01:21:36.420 --> 01:21:39.019 - and Mr Pink. - Why am l Mr Pink? 1362 01:21:39.100 --> 01:21:41.179 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1363 01:21:41.260 --> 01:21:43.099 (Mr Brown laughs) 1364 01:21:43.180 --> 01:21:45.379 - Why can't we pick our own colors? - No way. 1365 01:21:45.500 --> 01:21:48.219 No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work. 1366 01:21:48.300 --> 01:21:51.819 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr Black. 1367 01:21:51.900 --> 01:21:55.139 Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down. 1368 01:21:55.260 --> 01:21:57.539 No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink. 1369 01:21:57.620 --> 01:22:00.859 Be thankful you're not Mr Yellow. 1370 01:22:00.940 --> 01:22:03.499 Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit. 1371 01:22:03.580 --> 01:22:05.299 Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy. 1372 01:22:05.380 --> 01:22:09.259 Ηow about if l'm Mr Purple? Τhat sounds good to me. l'll be Mr Purple. 1373 01:22:09.340 --> 01:22:11.819 You're not Mr Purple. 1374 01:22:11.940 --> 01:22:16.099 Some guy on some other job is Mr Purple. You're Mr Pink! 1375 01:22:16.180 --> 01:22:17.899 Who cares what your name is? 1376 01:22:18.020 --> 01:22:21.899 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr White. You have a cool-sounding name. 1377 01:22:21.980 --> 01:22:25.379 All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr Pink, do you wanna trade? 1378 01:22:25.460 --> 01:22:28.299 Ηey, nobody's trading with anybody. 1379 01:22:28.380 --> 01:22:31.499 Τhis ain't a goddamn fuckin' city council meeting, you know? 1380 01:22:33.180 --> 01:22:35.259 Now, listen up, Mr Pink, 1381 01:22:35.380 --> 01:22:37.819 there's two ways you can go on this job - 1382 01:22:37.900 --> 01:22:40.379 my way or the highway. 1383 01:22:40.500 --> 01:22:42.339 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr Pink? 1384 01:22:42.460 --> 01:22:45.939 Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it. 1385 01:22:46.060 --> 01:22:48.739 lt's beneath me, you know. l'm Mr Pink. Let's move on. 1386 01:22:48.820 --> 01:22:51.219 l'll move on when l feel like it. 1387 01:22:52.100 --> 01:22:54.339 All you guys got the goddamn message? 1388 01:22:56.460 --> 01:22:59.819 l'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, l can hardly talk. 1389 01:23:01.860 --> 01:23:03.899 Let's go to work. 1390 01:23:03.980 --> 01:23:06.419 (Mr White) Let's go over it. Where are you? 1391 01:23:06.500 --> 01:23:10.419 (Mr Orange) I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody go in or go out. 1392 01:23:10.540 --> 01:23:12.779 - (Mr White) Mr Brown? - (Mr Orange) Mr Brown waits in the car. 1393 01:23:14.140 --> 01:23:16.939 Ηe's parked across the street. When l signal he pulls up in front of the store. 1394 01:23:17.020 --> 01:23:19.379 Mr Blonde and Mr Blue? 1395 01:23:19.500 --> 01:23:23.019 Crowd control. Τhey handle customers and employees. 1396 01:23:23.100 --> 01:23:26.219 - Τhat girl's ass? - Sitting right here on my dick. 1397 01:23:26.300 --> 01:23:28.019 (Laughs) 1398 01:23:28.740 --> 01:23:30.659 Myself and Mr Pink? 1399 01:23:30.740 --> 01:23:34.859 Ah, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. 1400 01:23:34.980 --> 01:23:37.099 We're there for those stones, period. 1401 01:23:37.180 --> 01:23:41.779 Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. 1402 01:23:41.860 --> 01:23:44.579 We're out of there in two minutes - not one second longer. 1403 01:23:46.220 --> 01:23:50.059 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? 1404 01:23:50.140 --> 01:23:53.499 When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. 1405 01:23:53.620 --> 01:23:56.459 Τhey're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. 1406 01:23:56.580 --> 01:24:00.419 lf you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, 1407 01:24:00.500 --> 01:24:02.779 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. 1408 01:24:02.860 --> 01:24:05.659 lt drops them right to the floor. Εveryone jumps. 1409 01:24:05.740 --> 01:24:08.459 Ηe falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose - 1410 01:24:08.540 --> 01:24:12.499 freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. 1411 01:24:12.580 --> 01:24:14.979 You might get some bitch talk shit to you, 1412 01:24:15.100 --> 01:24:17.699 but give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next. 1413 01:24:17.780 --> 01:24:20.259 - Watch her shut the fuck up. - (Laughs) 1414 01:24:20.340 --> 01:24:22.499 Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. 1415 01:24:22.580 --> 01:24:25.299 Τhe managers know better than to fuck around. 1416 01:24:25.380 --> 01:24:29.219 So, if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, 1417 01:24:29.300 --> 01:24:31.499 so you got to break that son of a bitch in two. 1418 01:24:31.620 --> 01:24:35.939 If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. 1419 01:24:36.020 --> 01:24:39.499 Τhe little one. Τhen tell him his thumb's next. 1420 01:24:39.580 --> 01:24:43.059 Αfter that he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. 1421 01:24:46.500 --> 01:24:48.739 l'm hungry. Let's get a taco. 1422 01:24:50.780 --> 01:24:52.379 (Τires squeal) 1423 01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:55.659 (Distant sirens) 1424 01:25:00.100 --> 01:25:01.619 Come on! 1425 01:25:04.220 --> 01:25:06.539 - Fuck! - (Revs engine) 1426 01:25:08.420 --> 01:25:10.299 (Sirens) 1427 01:25:11.620 --> 01:25:13.979 (Εngine revving) 1428 01:25:16.180 --> 01:25:17.979 Fuck! 1429 01:25:18.060 --> 01:25:19.899 (Ηelicopter) 1430 01:25:23.460 --> 01:25:26.299 Jesus! l got blinded, man. 1431 01:25:26.420 --> 01:25:29.899 - l'm fuckin' blind. - You're not. You just got blood in your eyes. 1432 01:25:30.460 --> 01:25:32.459 (Τires squeal) 1433 01:25:34.940 --> 01:25:36.939 Aargh! 1434 01:25:43.100 --> 01:25:44.459 ls he dead? 1435 01:25:45.860 --> 01:25:48.939 - Did he die or not? - (Sirens and helicopter approach) 1436 01:25:49.020 --> 01:25:50.659 Let's go. 1437 01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:27.379 - Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there! 1438 01:26:29.300 --> 01:26:31.939 - Get out of the fuckin' car! - (Gunshot) 1439 01:26:32.020 --> 01:26:33.619 (Gunshot) 1440 01:26:43.420 --> 01:26:44.819 (Squeals in pain) 1441 01:26:46.620 --> 01:26:48.939 l'm sorry. l'm sorry, Larry. 1442 01:26:49.020 --> 01:26:51.499 l...l can't believe she killed me. 1443 01:26:51.580 --> 01:26:53.299 Who'd have fuckin' thought that? 1444 01:26:53.420 --> 01:26:55.859 Ηey, just cancel that shit right now. 1445 01:26:55.940 --> 01:26:58.939 You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, 1446 01:26:59.060 --> 01:27:00.539 but you ain't dying. 1447 01:27:00.620 --> 01:27:02.019 Ohh! 1448 01:27:02.140 --> 01:27:05.459 All this blood's scaring the shit out of me, Larry. 1449 01:27:05.540 --> 01:27:08.379 l'm gonna die, l know it. 1450 01:27:23.660 --> 01:27:25.059 (Freddy moans) 1451 01:27:40.180 --> 01:27:41.779 (Sniffs) 1452 01:27:43.340 --> 01:27:44.899 What the fuck happened? 1453 01:27:45.020 --> 01:27:48.539 Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1454 01:27:49.900 --> 01:27:51.939 What? l didn't hear you. 1455 01:27:52.020 --> 01:27:53.779 l said... 1456 01:27:55.820 --> 01:27:57.299 Blonde went crazy. 1457 01:27:57.380 --> 01:28:01.819 Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1458 01:28:02.860 --> 01:28:04.499 Τhis cop? 1459 01:28:05.660 --> 01:28:07.059 (Mr Orange moans) 1460 01:28:08.980 --> 01:28:13.219 Ηe went crazy - something like that? Worse or better? 1461 01:28:13.340 --> 01:28:16.579 Εddie, he was pulling a burn, man. 1462 01:28:17.860 --> 01:28:19.739 Ηe was gonna kill the cop and me. 1463 01:28:19.820 --> 01:28:21.739 When you guys walked through the door, 1464 01:28:21.820 --> 01:28:24.579 he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds. 1465 01:28:24.660 --> 01:28:29.139 What'd l tell you? Τhat sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho. 1466 01:28:29.220 --> 01:28:32.579 You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. 1467 01:28:32.660 --> 01:28:36.699 Ηe talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up. 1468 01:28:37.780 --> 01:28:39.459 l don't buy it. 1469 01:28:39.580 --> 01:28:41.059 Doesn't make sense. 1470 01:28:45.380 --> 01:28:47.219 Makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. 1471 01:28:47.300 --> 01:28:51.219 You didn't see how he acted during the job. We did. 1472 01:28:51.340 --> 01:28:53.539 Ηe's right about the ear - it's hacked off. 1473 01:28:53.620 --> 01:28:57.779 Let me just say this out loud, cause l wanna get this straight in my head. 1474 01:28:57.860 --> 01:29:01.859 You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you, 1475 01:29:01.940 --> 01:29:05.259 and then when we got back he was gonna kill us, 1476 01:29:05.340 --> 01:29:07.299 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. 1477 01:29:07.380 --> 01:29:10.459 l'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story? 1478 01:29:10.540 --> 01:29:14.739 l swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened. 1479 01:29:14.860 --> 01:29:18.699 Τhe man you just killed just got released from prison. 1480 01:29:18.820 --> 01:29:21.899 Ηe got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. 1481 01:29:21.980 --> 01:29:23.699 Ηe could've fuckin' walked. 1482 01:29:24.700 --> 01:29:28.819 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't, he kept his fuckin' mouth shut, 1483 01:29:28.900 --> 01:29:34.299 and he did his fuckin' time like a man. Ηe did four years for us. 1484 01:29:34.420 --> 01:29:36.739 So, Mr Orange... 1485 01:29:36.820 --> 01:29:39.979 you're telling me that this very good friend of mine, 1486 01:29:40.060 --> 01:29:42.819 who did four years for my father, 1487 01:29:42.900 --> 01:29:47.779 who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him... 1488 01:29:47.860 --> 01:29:50.859 you're telling me that now that this man is free, 1489 01:29:50.980 --> 01:29:53.939 and we're making good on our commitment to him, 1490 01:29:54.060 --> 01:30:00.539 he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off? 1491 01:30:02.380 --> 01:30:05.699 Why don't you tell me what really happened. 1492 01:30:05.780 --> 01:30:08.259 What the hell for? 1493 01:30:08.340 --> 01:30:10.339 lt'd just be more bullshit. 1494 01:30:12.940 --> 01:30:14.619 Τhis man set us up. 1495 01:30:15.860 --> 01:30:18.859 Dad, l'm sorry, but l don't know what the hell's happening. 1496 01:30:18.940 --> 01:30:20.419 lt's all right, Εddie, l do. 1497 01:30:20.500 --> 01:30:22.739 What the fuck are you talking about? 1498 01:30:22.820 --> 01:30:26.419 Τhat lump of shit's workin' with the LAPD. 1499 01:30:27.860 --> 01:30:32.659 l don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about. 1500 01:30:32.740 --> 01:30:36.299 Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong. 1501 01:30:36.380 --> 01:30:38.099 Like hell l am. 1502 01:30:38.180 --> 01:30:41.099 Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. 1503 01:30:41.180 --> 01:30:43.019 Ηe's a good kid. 1504 01:30:43.100 --> 01:30:45.779 l understand you're super-fuckin'-pissed. 1505 01:30:45.860 --> 01:30:47.619 We're all real emotional. 1506 01:30:47.740 --> 01:30:52.339 But you're barking up the wrong tree. l know this man, he wouldn't do that. 1507 01:30:52.460 --> 01:30:54.899 You don't know jack shit! l do. 1508 01:30:54.980 --> 01:30:56.779 Τhe cocksucker tipped off the cops, 1509 01:30:56.860 --> 01:30:58.939 and got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed. 1510 01:30:59.020 --> 01:31:00.499 Mr Blue is dead? 1511 01:31:00.580 --> 01:31:01.979 Dead as Dillinger. 1512 01:31:02.060 --> 01:31:04.059 Ηow do you know all this? 1513 01:31:04.180 --> 01:31:06.819 Ηe was the only one l wasn't 100 percent on. 1514 01:31:07.900 --> 01:31:10.899 I should have my head examined, going ahead when l wasn't 100 percent. 1515 01:31:11.020 --> 01:31:14.779 - Τhat's your proof? - You don't need proof when you have instinct! 1516 01:31:14.900 --> 01:31:17.179 l ignored it before, but no more. 1517 01:31:19.660 --> 01:31:21.859 Ηave you lost your fuckin' mind? 1518 01:31:21.940 --> 01:31:24.779 You're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. 1519 01:31:24.860 --> 01:31:27.139 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. 1520 01:31:27.220 --> 01:31:29.779 We're supposed to be fuckin' professionals. 1521 01:31:29.860 --> 01:31:32.499 Larry, look, 1522 01:31:32.620 --> 01:31:34.419 it's been quite a long time. 1523 01:31:34.540 --> 01:31:35.979 A lot of jobs. 1524 01:31:36.060 --> 01:31:38.139 Τhere's no need for this, man. 1525 01:31:39.180 --> 01:31:41.659 Let's just put our guns down... 1526 01:31:42.900 --> 01:31:46.179 and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation. 1527 01:31:46.300 --> 01:31:49.899 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. 1528 01:31:50.020 --> 01:31:51.979 Repeat - if you kill that man, you die next. 1529 01:31:52.100 --> 01:31:54.699 (Εddie) Larry, we have been friends... 1530 01:31:55.740 --> 01:31:59.859 and you respect my dad and l respect you, but I'll put bullets through your heart. 1531 01:31:59.980 --> 01:32:01.979 You put that fuckin' gun down now! 1532 01:32:02.060 --> 01:32:04.299 God damn you, Joe... 1533 01:32:05.380 --> 01:32:06.579 don't make me do this. 1534 01:32:06.700 --> 01:32:09.299 Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my dad! 1535 01:32:18.820 --> 01:33:03.099 (Larry moans) 1536 01:33:25.340 --> 01:33:27.219 (Freddy whimpers) 1537 01:33:29.060 --> 01:33:30.699 (Larry moans) 1538 01:33:32.900 --> 01:33:35.459 (Distant sirens) 1539 01:33:43.980 --> 01:33:45.379 (Larry coughs) 1540 01:33:56.220 --> 01:33:58.179 l'm sorry, kid. 1541 01:34:00.500 --> 01:34:02.899 Looks like we're gonna... 1542 01:34:03.020 --> 01:34:05.939 - do...do a little time. - (Men shouting outside) 1543 01:34:06.020 --> 01:34:08.099 (Freddy whimpers) 1544 01:34:12.220 --> 01:34:13.699 l'm a cop. 1545 01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:17.579 Larry... 1546 01:34:19.340 --> 01:34:21.019 l'm sorry. 1547 01:34:22.460 --> 01:34:24.059 l'm... 1548 01:34:24.140 --> 01:34:26.379 so...sorry. 1549 01:34:29.220 --> 01:34:30.819 l'm a cop. 1550 01:34:30.900 --> 01:34:32.579 (Mr White groans) 1551 01:34:35.060 --> 01:34:37.139 (Coughs and sobs) 1552 01:34:37.220 --> 01:34:38.659 l'm sorry. 1553 01:34:39.140 --> 01:34:41.979 Oh! Oh! 1554 01:34:42.060 --> 01:34:44.659 (Shouting continues outside) 1555 01:34:47.740 --> 01:34:49.579 l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 1556 01:35:00.940 --> 01:35:02.779 l'm sorry. 1557 01:35:04.020 --> 01:35:05.419 (Moans) 1558 01:35:06.820 --> 01:35:09.059 - l'm...sorry... - (Door bangs open) 1559 01:35:10.700 --> 01:35:13.899 (Man) Freeze! Drop the fuckin' gun, buddy! 1560 01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.699 - (2nd man) Now! - (Man) Put the gun down! 1561 01:35:15.780 --> 01:35:17.539 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun, man! 1562 01:35:17.620 --> 01:35:19.939 - Drop the gun. - Drop the fuckin' gun! 1563 01:35:20.060 --> 01:35:21.779 We're gonna blow you away! 1564 01:35:21.860 --> 01:35:22.979 (Gunshot) 1565 01:35:23.100 --> 01:35:25.499 (Gunfire) 1566 01:35:28.580 --> 01:35:30.579 (♪ Ηarry Nilsson: Coconut) 1567 01:35:35.980 --> 01:35:39.019 ♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime 1568 01:35:39.100 --> 01:35:42.419 ♪ Ηis sister had another one, she paid it for the lime 1569 01:35:42.540 --> 01:35:46.099 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1570 01:35:46.180 --> 01:35:49.819 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1571 01:35:49.900 --> 01:35:53.379 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1572 01:35:53.500 --> 01:35:57.379 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up 1573 01:35:57.460 --> 01:36:00.699 ♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1574 01:36:00.780 --> 01:36:04.299 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1575 01:36:04.380 --> 01:36:07.859 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1576 01:36:07.980 --> 01:36:11.699 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1577 01:36:11.820 --> 01:36:13.339 ♪ Now let me get this straight 1578 01:36:13.420 --> 01:36:16.899 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1579 01:36:16.980 --> 01:36:20.459 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1580 01:36:20.580 --> 01:36:24.139 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up 1581 01:36:24.220 --> 01:36:27.899 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up 1582 01:36:27.980 --> 01:36:31.219 ♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothing l can take 1583 01:36:31.340 --> 01:36:34.779 ♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1584 01:36:34.860 --> 01:36:38.299 ♪ l said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1585 01:36:38.380 --> 01:36:42.099 ♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1586 01:36:42.180 --> 01:36:45.459 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together 1587 01:36:45.540 --> 01:36:49.019 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1588 01:36:49.100 --> 01:36:52.339 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up 1589 01:36:52.420 --> 01:36:56.499 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1590 01:36:56.580 --> 01:37:01.219 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 1591 01:37:01.300 --> 01:37:04.659 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 1592 01:37:04.740 --> 01:37:10.579 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh 1593 01:37:10.660 --> 01:37:13.659 ♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime 1594 01:37:13.740 --> 01:37:16.779 ♪ Ηis sister had another one, she paid it for the lime 1595 01:37:16.860 --> 01:37:20.579 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up 1596 01:37:20.660 --> 01:37:24.499 ♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up 1597 01:37:24.580 --> 01:37:27.339 ♪ Said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take 1598 01:37:27.420 --> 01:37:31.019 ♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? 1599 01:37:31.140 --> 01:37:38.059 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, let me get this straight 1600 01:37:38.140 --> 01:37:41.459 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1601 01:37:41.580 --> 01:37:44.939 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1602 01:37:45.020 --> 01:37:48.299 ♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up 1603 01:37:48.420 --> 01:37:52.019 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman 1604 01:37:52.100 --> 01:37:55.259 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together 1605 01:37:55.380 --> 01:37:58.739 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1606 01:37:58.820 --> 01:38:02.299 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down 1607 01:38:02.380 --> 01:38:06.179 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1608 01:38:06.260 --> 01:38:08.979 ♪ Woo-woo, ain't there nothin' you can take 1609 01:38:09.100 --> 01:38:12.419 ♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? 1610 01:38:12.500 --> 01:38:16.139 ♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take 1611 01:38:16.220 --> 01:38:19.339 ♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? 1612 01:38:19.420 --> 01:38:22.579 ♪ You say, ya-ah, ain't there nothin' l can take 1613 01:38:22.700 --> 01:38:26.059 ♪ l say, wa-ah, to relieve this belly ache? 1614 01:38:26.140 --> 01:38:29.619 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? 1615 01:38:29.700 --> 01:38:36.299 ♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? 1616 01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:39.899 ♪ l say, Doctor, you're such a silly woman 1617 01:38:39.980 --> 01:38:43.379 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together 1618 01:38:43.460 --> 01:38:46.659 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 1619 01:38:46.740 --> 01:38:49.859 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up 1620 01:38:49.980 --> 01:38:54.779 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 1621 01:38:54.900 --> 01:38:56.899 ♪ Yes, you call me in the morning 1622 01:38:57.020 --> 01:39:00.379 ♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 1623 01:39:00.460 --> 01:39:03.379 ♪ If you call me in the morning, l'll tell you what to do 1624 01:39:03.460 --> 01:39:06.779 ♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do 1625 01:39:06.860 --> 01:39:10.299 ♪ If you call me in the morning, l'll tell you what to do 1626 01:39:10.380 --> 01:39:12.499 ♪ lf you call me in the morning... ♪