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@ -4981,3 +4981,5 @@ My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playin
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Iβm here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer π Iβll be waiting on ya - Iβll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address Iβll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you wonβt actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See youβre talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - Iβve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - Iβve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that youβre ACTUALLY a buds graduate Iβll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - Iβm not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so youβre saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and Iβll come there - either way π
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Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.
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Cry more tiny wiener man
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