diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 9fd2e04b7..166debfd7 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -33,9 +33,10 @@
 							"having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
 						] -%}
 					{% else %}
+						{%- set CUMJAR = '<img loading="lazy" src="' ~ SITE_FULL_IMAGES ~ '/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height:1.5em!important">' %}
 						{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
 							"incels currently stalking roasties",
-							'gooners currently edging to <img loading="lazy" src="{{SITE_FULL_IMAGES}}/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height:1.5em!important">',
+							'gooners currently edging to ' ~ CUMJAR,
 							"fanboys currently obsessing over Carp",
 							"NEETs currently LDARmaxxing",
 							"valid women currently dilating",