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Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/hats/Witch II.webp differ diff --git a/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard I.webp b/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard I.webp new file mode 100644 index 000000000..00aff855e Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard I.webp differ diff --git a/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard II.webp b/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard II.webp new file mode 100644 index 000000000..39db2bebd Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/hats/Wizard II.webp differ diff --git a/files/assets/images/hats/Zoomie Zoom Zoom.webp b/files/assets/images/hats/Zoomie Zoom Zoom.webp new file mode 100644 index 000000000..b9025a99d Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/hats/Zoomie Zoom Zoom.webp differ diff --git a/files/classes/__init__.py b/files/classes/__init__.py index f92478124..d50635b30 100644 --- a/files/classes/__init__.py +++ b/files/classes/__init__.py @@ -1,10 +1,10 @@ from .alts import * -from .badges import * from .clients import * from .comment import * from .domains import * from .flags import * from .user import * +from .badges import * from .userblock import * from .submission import * from .votes import * @@ -22,4 +22,5 @@ from .saves import * from .views import * from .notifications import * from .follows import * -from .lottery import * \ No newline at end of file +from .lottery import * +from .hats import * \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/files/classes/badges.py b/files/classes/badges.py index 9f5cf3409..52c0da617 100644 --- a/files/classes/badges.py +++ b/files/classes/badges.py @@ -1,10 +1,8 @@ from sqlalchemy import * from sqlalchemy.orm import relationship -from files.__main__ import Base, app +from files.__main__ import Base from files.helpers.lazy import lazy from files.helpers.const import * -from datetime import datetime -from json import loads import time class BadgeDef(Base): @@ -34,7 +32,7 @@ class Badge(Base): created_utc = Column(Integer) user = relationship("User", back_populates="badges") - badge = relationship("BadgeDef", primaryjoin="foreign(Badge.badge_id) == remote(BadgeDef.id)") + badge = relationship("BadgeDef", primaryjoin="Badge.badge_id == BadgeDef.id") def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs): if "created_utc" not in kwargs: diff --git a/files/classes/hats.py b/files/classes/hats.py new file mode 100644 index 000000000..8729707bd --- /dev/null +++ b/files/classes/hats.py @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +from sqlalchemy import * +from sqlalchemy.orm import relationship +from files.__main__ import Base + +class HatDef(Base): + __tablename__ = "hat_defs" + + id = Column(Integer, primary_key=True) + name = Column(String) + description = Column(String) + author_id = Column(Integer, ForeignKey('users.id')) + price = Column(Integer) + + author = relationship("User", primaryjoin="HatDef.author_id == User.id") + +class Hat(Base): + __tablename__ = "hats" + + user_id = Column(Integer, ForeignKey('users.id'), primary_key=True) + hat_id = Column(Integer, ForeignKey('hat_defs.id'), primary_key=True) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py index 86595dc80..c01218a03 100644 --- a/files/classes/user.py +++ b/files/classes/user.py @@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ from .exiles import * from .sub_block import * from .sub_subscription import * from .sub_join import * +from .hats import * from files.__main__ import Base, cache from files.helpers.security import * from copy import deepcopy @@ -70,6 +71,7 @@ class User(Base): admin_level = Column(Integer, default=0) last_active = Column(Integer, default=0, nullable=False) coins_spent = Column(Integer, default=0) + coins_spent_on_hats = Column(Integer, default=0) lootboxes_bought = Column(Integer, default=0) agendaposter = Column(Integer, default=0) is_activated = Column(Boolean, default=False) @@ -137,6 +139,7 @@ class User(Base): earlylife = Column(Integer) owoify = Column(Integer) marsify = Column(Integer) + equipped_hat_id = Column(Integer, ForeignKey("hat_defs.id")) badges = relationship("Badge", order_by="Badge.created_utc", back_populates="user") subscriptions = relationship("Subscription", back_populates="user") @@ -149,6 +152,7 @@ class User(Base): apps = relationship("OauthApp", back_populates="author") awards = relationship("AwardRelationship", primaryjoin="User.id==AwardRelationship.user_id", back_populates="user") referrals = relationship("User") + equipped_hat = relationship("HatDef", primaryjoin="User.equipped_hat_id==HatDef.id") def __init__(self, **kwargs): @@ -168,6 +172,16 @@ class User(Base): return f"" + @property + @lazy + def num_of_hats_bought(self): + return g.db.query(Hat).filter_by(user_id=self.id).count() + + @property + @lazy + def num_of_hats_designed(self): + return g.db.query(HatDef).filter_by(author_id=self.id).count() + @property @lazy def name_color(self): @@ -642,7 +656,11 @@ class User(Base): return '' if self.is_cakeday: - return 'cakeday-1' + return 'Cakeday.webp' + + if self.equipped_hat_id: + return self.equipped_hat.name + '.webp' + return '' @property @@ -652,8 +670,11 @@ class User(Base): return '' if self.is_cakeday: - return 'I’ve spent another year rotting my brain with dramaposting, ' \ - + 'please ridicule me 🤓' + return "I've spent another year rotting my brain with dramaposting, please ridicule me 🤓" + + if self.equipped_hat_id: + return self.equipped_hat.description + return '' @lazy diff --git a/files/helpers/actions.py b/files/helpers/actions.py index 85da0a080..b5e613297 100644 --- a/files/helpers/actions.py +++ b/files/helpers/actions.py @@ -29,8 +29,8 @@ def badge_grant(user, badge_id, description=None, url=None): def archiveorg(url): - try: requests.get(f'https://web.archive.org/save/{url}', headers={'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT)'}, timeout=100) - except Exception as e: print(e, flush=True) + x = requests.get(f'https://web.archive.org/save/{url}', headers={'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT)'}, timeout=100) + print(x, flush=True) def execute_snappy(post, v): snappy = get_account(SNAPPY_ID) diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py index 47e1d0bd1..331a4f1aa 100644 --- a/files/helpers/const.py +++ b/files/helpers/const.py @@ -216,9 +216,9 @@ BANNER_THREAD = 0 BADGE_THREAD = 0 SNAPPY_THREAD = 0 MARSEY_THREAD = 0 -GAMBLING_THREAD = 0 +HAT_THREAD = 0 -if SITE in ('rdrama.net', 'devrama.xyz'): +if SITE == 'rdrama.net': FEATURES['PRONOUNS'] = True FEATURES['HATS'] = True FEATURES['HOUSES'] = True @@ -228,8 +228,8 @@ if SITE in ('rdrama.net', 'devrama.xyz'): BADGE_THREAD = 37833 SNAPPY_THREAD = 37749 MARSEY_THREAD = 37838 - GAMBLING_THREAD = 39413 -if SITE in {'rdrama.net', 'devrama.xyz'}: + HAT_THREAD = 100210 + HOLE_COST = 50000 HOLE_INACTIVITY_DELETION = True @@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ if SITE in {'rdrama.net', 'devrama.xyz'}: BUG_THREAD = 18459 POLL_THREAD = 79285 - WELCOME_MSG = "Hi there! It's me, your soon-to-be favorite rDrama user @carpathianflorist here to give you a brief rundown on some of the sick features we have here. ~You'll probably want to start by following me, though. So go ahead and click my name and then smash that Follow button. This is actually really important, so go on. Hurry.~ Actually, not enough of you were able to follow even the simplest of instructions, so now everyone is following me by default! If you’d like, you can still get some clicking practice in by hitting the unfollow button. But I’ll be notified of that, and you’re new, and you wouldn’t want to get off on the wrong foot here, would you?\nThanks!\nNext up: If you're a member of the media, similarly just shoot me a DM and I'll set about verifying you and then we can take care of your sad journalism stuff.\n**FOR EVERYONE ELSE**\n Begin by navigating to [the settings page](/settings/profile) (we'll be prettying this up so it's less convoluted soon, don't worry) and getting some basic customization done.\n### Themes\nDefinitely change your theme right away, the default one (Midnight) is pretty enough, but why not use something *exotic* like Win98, or *flashy* like Tron? Even Coffee is super tasteful and way more fun than the default. More themes to come when we get around to it!\n### Avatar/pfp\nYou'll want to set this pretty soon. Set the banner too while you're at it. Your profile is important!\n### Flairs\nSince you're already on the settings page, you may as well set a flair, too. As with your username, you can - obviously - choose the color of this, either with a hex value or just from the preset colors. And also like your username, you can change this at any time. [Paypigs](https://marsey1.gumroad.com/l/rdrama) can even further relive the glory days of 90s-00s internet and set obnoxious signatures.\n### PROFILE ANTHEMS\nSpeaking of profiles, hey, remember MySpace? Do you miss autoplaying music assaulting your ears every time you visited a friend's page? Yeah, we brought that back. Enter a YouTube URL, wait a few seconds for it to process, and then BAM! you've got a profile anthem which people cannot mute. Unless they spend 20,000 dramacoin in the shop for a mute button. Which you can then remove from your profile by spending 40,000 dramacoin on an unmuteable anthem. Get fucked poors!\n### Dramacoin?\nDramacoin is basically our take on the karma system. Except unlike the karma system, it's not gay and boring and stupid and useless. Dramacoin can be spent at [Marsey's Dramacoin Emporium](/shop) on upgrades to your user experience (many more coming than what's already listed there), and best of all on tremendously annoying awards to fuck with your fellow dramautists. We're always adding more, so check back regularly in case you happen to miss one of the announcement posts.\nLike karma, dramacoin is obtained by getting upvotes on your threads and comments. *Unlike* karma, it's also obtained by getting downvotes on your threads and comments. Downvotes don't really do anything here - they pay the same amount of dramacoin and they increase thread/comment ranking just the same as an upvote. You just use them to express petty disapproval and hopefully start a fight. Because all votes are visible here. To hell with your anonymity.\nDramacoin can also be traded amongst users from their profiles. Note that there is a 3% transaction fee.\n### Badges\nRemember all those neat little metallic icons you saw on my profile when you were following me? If not, scroll back up and go have a look. And doublecheck to make sure you pressed the Follow button. Anyway, those are badges. You earn them by doing a variety of things. Some of them even offer benefits, like discounts at the shop. A [complete list of badges and their requirements can be found here](/badges), though I add more pretty regularly, so keep an eye on the [changelog](/h/changelog).\n### Other stuff\nWe're always adding new features, and we take a fun-first approach to development. If you have a suggestion for something that would be fun, funny, annoying - or best of all, some combination of all three - definitely make a thread about it. Or just DM me if you're shy. Weirdo. Anyway there's also the [leaderboards](/leaderboard), boring stuff like two-factor authentication you can toggle on somewhere in the settings page (psycho), the ability to save posts and comments, more than a thousand emojis already (most of which are rDrama originals), and on and on and on and on. This is just the basics, mostly to help you get acquainted with some of the things you can do here to make it more easy on the eyes, customizable, and enjoyable. If you don't enjoy it, just go away! We're not changing things to suit you! Get out of here loser! And no, you can't delete your account :na:\nI love you.
*xoxo Carp* 💋" + WELCOME_MSG = "Hi there! It's me, your soon-to-be favorite rDrama user @carpathianflorist here to give you a brief rundown on some of the sick features we have here. ~You'll probably want to start by following me, though. So go ahead and click my name and then smash that Follow button. This is actually really important, so go on. Hurry.~ Actually, not enough of you were able to follow even the simplest of instructions, so now everyone is following me by default! If you'd like, you can still get some clicking practice in by hitting the unfollow button. But I'll be notified of that, and you're new, and you wouldn't want to get off on the wrong foot here, would you?\nThanks!\nNext up: If you're a member of the media, similarly just shoot me a DM and I'll set about verifying you and then we can take care of your sad journalism stuff.\n**FOR EVERYONE ELSE**\n Begin by navigating to [the settings page](/settings/profile) (we'll be prettying this up so it's less convoluted soon, don't worry) and getting some basic customization done.\n### Themes\nDefinitely change your theme right away, the default one (Midnight) is pretty enough, but why not use something *exotic* like Win98, or *flashy* like Tron? Even Coffee is super tasteful and way more fun than the default. More themes to come when we get around to it!\n### Avatar/pfp\nYou'll want to set this pretty soon. Set the banner too while you're at it. Your profile is important!\n### Flairs\nSince you're already on the settings page, you may as well set a flair, too. As with your username, you can - obviously - choose the color of this, either with a hex value or just from the preset colors. And also like your username, you can change this at any time. [Paypigs](https://marsey1.gumroad.com/l/rdrama) can even further relive the glory days of 90s-00s internet and set obnoxious signatures.\n### PROFILE ANTHEMS\nSpeaking of profiles, hey, remember MySpace? Do you miss autoplaying music assaulting your ears every time you visited a friend's page? Yeah, we brought that back. Enter a YouTube URL, wait a few seconds for it to process, and then BAM! you've got a profile anthem which people cannot mute. Unless they spend 20,000 dramacoin in the shop for a mute button. Which you can then remove from your profile by spending 40,000 dramacoin on an unmuteable anthem. Get fucked poors!\n### Dramacoin?\nDramacoin is basically our take on the karma system. Except unlike the karma system, it's not gay and boring and stupid and useless. Dramacoin can be spent at [Marsey's Dramacoin Emporium](/shop) on upgrades to your user experience (many more coming than what's already listed there), and best of all on tremendously annoying awards to fuck with your fellow dramautists. We're always adding more, so check back regularly in case you happen to miss one of the announcement posts.\nLike karma, dramacoin is obtained by getting upvotes on your threads and comments. *Unlike* karma, it's also obtained by getting downvotes on your threads and comments. Downvotes don't really do anything here - they pay the same amount of dramacoin and they increase thread/comment ranking just the same as an upvote. You just use them to express petty disapproval and hopefully start a fight. Because all votes are visible here. To hell with your anonymity.\nDramacoin can also be traded amongst users from their profiles. Note that there is a 3% transaction fee.\n### Badges\nRemember all those neat little metallic icons you saw on my profile when you were following me? If not, scroll back up and go have a look. And doublecheck to make sure you pressed the Follow button. Anyway, those are badges. You earn them by doing a variety of things. Some of them even offer benefits, like discounts at the shop. A [complete list of badges and their requirements can be found here](/badges), though I add more pretty regularly, so keep an eye on the [changelog](/h/changelog).\n### Other stuff\nWe're always adding new features, and we take a fun-first approach to development. If you have a suggestion for something that would be fun, funny, annoying - or best of all, some combination of all three - definitely make a thread about it. Or just DM me if you're shy. Weirdo. Anyway there's also the [leaderboards](/leaderboard), boring stuff like two-factor authentication you can toggle on somewhere in the settings page (psycho), the ability to save posts and comments, more than a thousand emojis already (most of which are rDrama originals), and on and on and on and on. This is just the basics, mostly to help you get acquainted with some of the things you can do here to make it more easy on the eyes, customizable, and enjoyable. If you don't enjoy it, just go away! We're not changing things to suit you! Get out of here loser! And no, you can't delete your account :na:\nI love you.
*xoxo Carp* 💋" ROLES={ "admin": "992254560330600508", "linked": "890342909390520382", @@ -802,7 +802,7 @@ HOUSE_AWARDS = { "Racist": { "kind": "Racist", "title": "Early Life", - "description": "Checks the recipient’s Early Life section on Wikipedia. Notices.", + "description": "Checks the recipient's Early Life section on Wikipedia. Notices.", "icon": "fas fa-star-of-david", "color": "text-yellow", "price": 400 @@ -834,7 +834,7 @@ DOUBLE_XP_ENABLED = -1 # set to unixtime for when DXP begins, -1 to disable TROLLTITLES = [ "how will @{username} ever recover?", "@{username} BTFO", - "[META] Getting really sick of @{username}’s shit", + "[META] Getting really sick of @{username}'s shit", "Pretty sure this is @{username}'s Reddit account", "Hey jannies can you please ban @{username}", ] @@ -863,7 +863,7 @@ FORTUNE_REPLIES = ('Your fortune: Allah Wills It',' FACTCHECK_REPLIES = ('Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts. ','Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.','Factcheck: This claim is currently being debunked.','Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.','Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.','Factcheck: [REDACTED].','Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.','Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass nigga 🤣','Factcheck: None of this is real.','Factcheck: Yes.','Factcheck: This claim has not been approved by experts.','Factcheck: This claim is a gross exageration of reality.','Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.') -EIGHTBALL_REPLIES = ('The 8-Ball Says: It is certain.', 'The 8-Ball Says: It is decidedly so.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Without a doubt.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Yes definitely.', 'The 8-Ball Says: You may rely on it.', 'The 8-Ball Says: As I see it, yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Most likely.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Outlook good.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Signs point to yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Reply hazy, try again.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Ask again later.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Better not tell you now.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Cannot predict now.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Concentrate and ask again.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Don’t count on it.', 'The 8-Ball Says: My reply is no.', 'The 8-Ball Says: My sources say no.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Outlook not so good.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Very doubtful.') +EIGHTBALL_REPLIES = ('The 8-Ball Says: It is certain.', 'The 8-Ball Says: It is decidedly so.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Without a doubt.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Yes definitely.', 'The 8-Ball Says: You may rely on it.', 'The 8-Ball Says: As I see it, yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Most likely.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Outlook good.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Signs point to yes.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Reply hazy, try again.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Ask again later.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Better not tell you now.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Cannot predict now.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Concentrate and ask again.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Don\'t count on it.', 'The 8-Ball Says: My reply is no.', 'The 8-Ball Says: My sources say no.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Outlook not so good.', 'The 8-Ball Says: Very doubtful.') @@ -943,7 +943,7 @@ if path.isfile(f'snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt'): YOUTUBE_KEY = environ.get("YOUTUBE_KEY", "").strip() -ADMIGGERS = {SIDEBAR_THREAD,BANNER_THREAD,BADGE_THREAD,SNAPPY_THREAD,MARSEY_THREAD,GAMBLING_THREAD} +ADMIGGERS = {SIDEBAR_THREAD,BANNER_THREAD,BADGE_THREAD,SNAPPY_THREAD,MARSEY_THREAD,HAT_THREAD} proxies = {"http":"http://127.0.0.1:18080","https":"http://127.0.0.1:18080"} @@ -954,7 +954,6 @@ approved_embed_hosts = { 'rdrama.net', 'pcmemes.net', 'watchpeopledie.co', - 'devrama.xyz', 'imgur.com', 'lain.la', 'pngfind.com', @@ -1047,7 +1046,6 @@ DISCORD_BOT_TOKEN = environ.get("DISCORD_BOT_TOKEN",'').strip() DISCORD_AUTH = environ.get("DISCORD_AUTH",'').strip() GIPHY_KEY = environ.get('GIPHY_KEY').strip() MASTER_KEY = environ.get("MASTER_KEY") -TRUSTED_SERVER_PSK = environ.get("TRUSTED_SERVER_PSK", None) FP = environ.get("FP") tiers={ diff --git a/files/helpers/media.py b/files/helpers/media.py index 63f5c6a4b..30e0f81cf 100644 --- a/files/helpers/media.py +++ b/files/helpers/media.py @@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ def process_audio(file): def webm_to_mp4(old, new): subprocess.run(["ffmpeg", "-y", "-loglevel", "warning", "-i", old, "-map_metadata", "-1", new], check=True, stderr=subprocess.STDOUT) os.remove(old) - requests.post(f'https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/zones/{CF_ZONE}/purge_cache', headers=CF_HEADERS, json={'files': [f"{SITE_FULL}{new}"]}, timeout=5) + requests.post(f'https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/zones/{CF_ZONE}/purge_cache', headers=CF_HEADERS, data={'files': [f"{SITE_FULL}{new}"]}, timeout=5) def process_video(file): old = f'/videos/{time.time()}'.replace('.','') diff --git a/files/helpers/regex.py b/files/helpers/regex.py index 4a27f4d06..aac503998 100644 --- a/files/helpers/regex.py +++ b/files/helpers/regex.py @@ -14,6 +14,8 @@ marseyaward_title_regex = re.compile("( *]+>)+", flags=re.A) marsey_regex = re.compile("[a-z0-9]{1,30}", flags=re.A) +hat_regex = re.compile("[a-z0-9]{1,50}", flags=re.A) + tags_regex = re.compile("[a-z0-9: ]{1,200}", flags=re.A) valid_sub_regex = re.compile("^[a-zA-Z0-9_\-]{3,25}$", flags=re.A) diff --git a/files/routes/__init__.py b/files/routes/__init__.py index 1699c6466..78e7cf8b5 100644 --- a/files/routes/__init__.py +++ b/files/routes/__init__.py @@ -18,4 +18,5 @@ from .giphy import * from .subs import * from .lottery import * from .polls import * -from .notifications import * \ No newline at end of file +from .notifications import * +from .hats import * \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/files/routes/admin.py b/files/routes/admin.py index 625246fb3..d288382cc 100644 --- a/files/routes/admin.py +++ b/files/routes/admin.py @@ -1160,7 +1160,7 @@ def remove_post(post_id, v): g.db.add(v) requests.post(f'https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/zones/{CF_ZONE}/purge_cache', - headers=CF_HEADERS, json={'files': [f"{SITE_FULL}/logged_out/"]}, timeout=5) + headers=CF_HEADERS, data={'files': [f"{SITE_FULL}/logged_out/"]}, timeout=5) return {"message": "Post removed!"} diff --git a/files/routes/comments.py b/files/routes/comments.py index be10c0c80..b8f7b686b 100644 --- a/files/routes/comments.py +++ b/files/routes/comments.py @@ -271,6 +271,44 @@ def comment(v): requests.post(f'https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/zones/{CF_ZONE}/purge_cache', headers=CF_HEADERS, data=f'{{"files": ["https://{SITE}/e/{name}.webp"]}}', timeout=5) cache.delete_memoized(marsey_list) + except Exception as e: + return {"error": str(e)}, 400 + elif v.admin_level > 2 and parent_post.id == HAT_THREAD: + try: + hat = loads(body.lower()) + + name = hat["name"] + if not hat_regex.fullmatch(name): return {"error": "Invalid name!"}, 400 + existing = g.db.query(HatDef.name).filter_by(name=name).one_or_none() + if existing: return {"error": "A hat with this name already exists!"}, 403 + + if "author" in hat: user = get_user(hat["author"]) + elif "author_id" in hat: user = get_account(hat["author_id"]) + else: abort(400) + + filename = f'files/assets/images/hats/{name}.webp' + copyfile(oldname, filename) + process_image(filename, 200) + + hat = HatDef( + name=name, + description=hat["description"], + author_id=user.id, + price=hat["price"] + ) + g.db.add(hat) + + all_by_author = g.db.query(HatDef).filter_by(author_id=user.id).count() + + # off-by-one: newly added hat isn't counted + if all_by_author >= 250: + badge_grant(badge_id=166, user=user) + elif all_by_author >= 100: + badge_grant(badge_id=165, user=user) + elif all_by_author >= 50: + badge_grant(badge_id=164, user=user) + elif all_by_author >= 10: + badge_grant(badge_id=163, user=user) except Exception as e: return {"error": str(e)}, 400 diff --git a/files/routes/hats.py b/files/routes/hats.py new file mode 100644 index 000000000..160bc03be --- /dev/null +++ b/files/routes/hats.py @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +from files.__main__ import app +from files.classes.hats import * +from files.helpers.alerts import * +from files.helpers.wrappers import * +from files.helpers.const import * +from files.helpers.actions import * +from flask import g + +@app.get("/hats") +@auth_required +def hats(v): + if not FEATURES['HATS']: abort(404) + + owned_hats = [x[0] for x in g.db.query(Hat.hat_id).filter_by(user_id=v.id).all()] + owned = g.db.query(HatDef, User).join(HatDef.author).filter(HatDef.id.in_(owned_hats)).order_by(HatDef.price, HatDef.name).all() + not_owned = g.db.query(HatDef, User).join(HatDef.author).filter(HatDef.id.notin_(owned_hats)).order_by(HatDef.price, HatDef.name).all() + + return render_template("hats.html", owned=owned, not_owned=not_owned, v=v) + +@app.post("/buy_hat/") +@auth_required +def buy_hat(v, hat_id): + if not FEATURES['HATS']: abort(404) + + try: hat_id = int(hat_id) + except: return {"error": "Hat not found!"} + + hat = g.db.query(HatDef).filter_by(id=hat_id).one_or_none() + if not hat: return {"error": "Hat not found!"} + + if request.values.get("mb"): + if v.procoins < hat.price: return {"error": "Not enough marseybux."}, 400 + v.procoins -= hat.price + hat.author.procoins = hat.price * 0.05 + currency = "marseybux" + else: + if v.coins < hat.price: return {"error": "Not enough coins."}, 400 + v.coins -= hat.price + v.coins_spent_on_hats += hat.price + hat.author.coins = hat.price * 0.05 + currency = "coins" + + new_hat = Hat(user_id=v.id, hat_id=hat.id) + g.db.add(new_hat) + + g.db.add(v) + g.db.add(hat.author) + + if v.id != hat.author.id: + send_repeatable_notification( + hat.author.id, + f":marseycapitalistmanlet: @{v.username} has just bought `{hat.name}`, you have received your %5 cut ({int(hat.price * 0.05)} {currency}) :!marseycapitalistmanlet:" + ) + + if v.num_of_hats_bought >= 249: + badge_grant(user=v, badge_id=154) + elif v.num_of_hats_bought >= 99: + badge_grant(user=v, badge_id=153) + elif v.num_of_hats_bought >= 24: + badge_grant(user=v, badge_id=152) + + return {"message": "Hat bought!"} + + +@app.post("/equip_hat/") +@auth_required +def equip_hat(v, hat_id): + if not FEATURES['HATS']: abort(404) + + try: hat_id = int(hat_id) + except: return {"error": "Hat not found!"} + + hat = g.db.query(Hat).filter_by(hat_id=hat_id, user_id=v.id).one_or_none() + if not hat: return {"error": "You don't own this hat!"} + + v.equipped_hat_id = hat_id + g.db.add(v) + + return {"message": "Hat equipped!"} + +@app.post("/unequip_hat") +@auth_required +def unequip_hat(v): + if not FEATURES['HATS']: abort(404) + + v.equipped_hat_id = None + g.db.add(v) + + return {"message": "Hat unequipped!"} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/files/routes/static.py b/files/routes/static.py index da10000a8..666754a94 100644 --- a/files/routes/static.py +++ b/files/routes/static.py @@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ def rdrama(id, title): @app.get("/marseys") @auth_required def marseys(v): - if SITE in ('rdrama.net','devrama.xyz'): + if SITE == 'rdrama.net': marseys = g.db.query(Marsey, User).join(User) sort = request.values.get("sort", "usage") if sort == "usage": marseys = marseys.order_by(Marsey.count.desc(), User.username) @@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ def marsey_list(): if EMOJI_MARSEYS: emojis = [{ "name": emoji.name, - "author": author if SITE in ('rdrama.net','devrama.xyz') or author == "anton-d" else None, + "author": author if SITE == 'rdrama.net' or author == "anton-d" else None, # yikes, I don't really like this DB schema. Next time be better "tags": emoji.tags.split(" ") + [emoji.name[len("marsey"):] \ if emoji.name.startswith("marsey") else emoji.name], diff --git a/files/templates/comments.html b/files/templates/comments.html index 68dbc7e96..b3c08f92b 100644 --- a/files/templates/comments.html +++ b/files/templates/comments.html @@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
{% if c.author.hat_active -%} - + {%- endif %}
{{c.author_name}} diff --git a/files/templates/email/2fa_remove.html b/files/templates/email/2fa_remove.html index a3d0659ba..8367eca62 100644 --- a/files/templates/email/2fa_remove.html +++ b/files/templates/email/2fa_remove.html @@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
diff --git a/files/templates/email/email_change.html b/files/templates/email/email_change.html index 2ccbd3606..4bb1c11ed 100644 --- a/files/templates/email/email_change.html +++ b/files/templates/email/email_change.html @@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
diff --git a/files/templates/email/email_verify.html b/files/templates/email/email_verify.html index a7ccc50d1..62fb8ecb8 100644 --- a/files/templates/email/email_verify.html +++ b/files/templates/email/email_verify.html @@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ {% block title %}Welcome to {{SITE_NAME}}!{% endblock %} {% block content %} -

Thanks for joining {{SITE_NAME}}. We’re happy to have you on board. To get the most out of {{SITE_NAME}}, please verify your account email:

+

Thanks for joining {{SITE_NAME}}. We're happy to have you on board. To get the most out of {{SITE_NAME}}, please verify your account email:

- {% if SITE in ('rdrama.net','devrama.xyz') %}{% endif %} + {% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %}{% endif %} -{% if SITE in ('rdrama.net','devrama.xyz') %} +{% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %} {% for marsey, author in marseys %} - {% if SITE in ('rdrama.net','devrama.xyz') %} + {% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %} {% endif %} diff --git a/files/templates/megathread_index.html b/files/templates/megathread_index.html index 4d0c2b704..b4360463e 100644 --- a/files/templates/megathread_index.html +++ b/files/templates/megathread_index.html @@ -41,6 +41,12 @@ 'Request a Marsey to be made.', 'fa-coins', '#ffd700', '/post/37677', + ), + ( + 'Submit Hats', + 'Submit a Hat to be added.', + 'fa-hat-cowboy', '#7c603e', + '/post/100209', ) ])-%} {%- endif -%} diff --git a/files/templates/shop.html b/files/templates/shop.html index 7824c2180..b267ec72b 100644 --- a/files/templates/shop.html +++ b/files/templates/shop.html @@ -27,32 +27,8 @@ {% endblock %} {% block content %} - {% if error %} - - {% endif %} - {% if msg %} - - {% endif %} - 
 
-
diff --git a/files/templates/sidebar_WPD.html b/files/templates/sidebar_WPD.html index dfcb46099..638724515 100644 --- a/files/templates/sidebar_WPD.html +++ b/files/templates/sidebar_WPD.html @@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
  • Posts must include videos of people dying.
    • Videos that only include aftermath of a serious accident/incident or current event may be allowed.
      • -
    • No animal death unless there’s also a human dying in the video.
      • +
    • No animal death unless there's also a human dying in the video.
  • Titles should be as descriptive as possible. diff --git a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html index 9380048a2..6ca0a6135 100644 --- a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html +++ b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html @@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ - NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.

    - - Don’t post anything illegal.

    + - Don't post anything illegal.

    - No sexualizing minors even as a “joke”.

    diff --git a/files/templates/submission.html b/files/templates/submission.html index b377985a3..7376c9da4 100644 --- a/files/templates/submission.html +++ b/files/templates/submission.html @@ -677,7 +677,7 @@
    {% if p.author.hat_active -%} - + {%- endif %}
    {{p.author_name}} diff --git a/files/templates/submission_listing.html b/files/templates/submission_listing.html index 9c091bd1a..b774957c4 100644 --- a/files/templates/submission_listing.html +++ b/files/templates/submission_listing.html @@ -213,7 +213,7 @@
    {% if p.author.hat_active -%} - + {%- endif %}
    {{p.author_name}} diff --git a/files/templates/userpage.html b/files/templates/userpage.html index 5376934fd..769ddbaa9 100644 --- a/files/templates/userpage.html +++ b/files/templates/userpage.html @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ {% if u.hat_active -%} - + {%- endif %} @@ -407,7 +407,7 @@ {% if u.hat_active -%} - + {%- endif %} diff --git a/files/templates/util/assetcache.html b/files/templates/util/assetcache.html index d5fc8c5cc..19b3376fe 100644 --- a/files/templates/util/assetcache.html +++ b/files/templates/util/assetcache.html @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ {%- set CACHE_VER = { - 'css/main.css': 501, + 'css/main.css': 502, 'css/catalog.css': 2, 'css/4chan.css': 61, diff --git a/schema.sql b/schema.sql index bac95a240..e1d6bea5a 100644 --- a/schema.sql +++ b/schema.sql @@ -2487,6 +2487,56 @@ SET xmloption = content; SET client_min_messages = warning; SET row_security = off; + + +CREATE TABLE public.hat_defs ( + id integer PRIMARY KEY, + name character varying(50) NOT NULL UNIQUE, + description character varying(300) NOT NULL, + author_id integer NOT NULL, + price integer NOT NULL +); + +CREATE SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq + AS integer + START WITH 1 + INCREMENT BY 1 + NO MINVALUE + NO MAXVALUE + CACHE 1; + +ALTER SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq OWNED BY public.hat_defs.id; + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('public.hat_defs_id_seq'::regclass); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs + ADD CONSTRAINT hat_defs_author_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (author_id) REFERENCES public.users(id); + + + + + +CREATE TABLE public.hats ( + hat_id integer NOT NULL, + user_id integer NOT NULL +); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_pkey PRIMARY KEY (user_id, hat_id); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_user_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES public.users(id); + +alter table users add column coins_spent_on_hats integer DEFAULT 0 NOT NULL; +alter table users add column equipped_hat_id integer; +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.users + ADD CONSTRAINT users_equipped_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (equipped_hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id); + + + -- -- Data for Name: badge_defs; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: - -- @@ -2617,7 +2667,7 @@ COPY public.badge_defs (id, name, description) FROM stdin; 132 Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) dude weed lmao what year is it 133 Rockstar This user submitted an original piece to the song contest 134 1 Year Old 🥰 This user has wasted an ENTIRE YEAR of their life here! Happy birthday! -135 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Awarded for surviving rDrama’s first annual Birthgay Bash +135 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Awarded for surviving rDrama's first annual Birthgay Bash \. diff --git a/seed-db.sql b/seed-db.sql index bfb3b669d..283ca0434 100644 --- a/seed-db.sql +++ b/seed-db.sql @@ -1464,4 +1464,208 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys VALUES ('marseyxmr', 1, 'cryptocurrency monero money happy heart', 0), ('marseyautism', 1, 'retarded neurodivergent hat sped aspergers', 0), ('marseyhomofascist', 1, 'lgbt faggot ss fash nazi homocracy gay queer sodomy wholesome kiss', 0), -('marseycoin', 1, 'dramacoin money dc spinning rich payment gold dinero animated dollars', 0); \ No newline at end of file +('marseycoin', 1, 'dramacoin money dc spinning rich payment gold dinero animated dollars', 0); + +insert into hat_defs (name, description, author_id, price) values +('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 1, 500), +('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 1, 500), +('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 1, 500), +('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 1, 500), +('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 1, 500), +('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 1, 500), +('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 1, 500), +('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 1, 500), +('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 1, 500), +('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 1, 500), +('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 1, 500), +('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 1, 500), +('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 1, 500), +('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 1, 500), +('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 1, 500), +('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 1, 500), +('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 1, 1000), +('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 1, 1000), +('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 1, 1000), +('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 1, 1000), +('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 1, 500), +('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 1, 500), +('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 1, 500), +('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 1, 500), +('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 1, 500), +('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 1, 500), +('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 1, 500), +('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 1, 500), +('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 1, 500), +('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 1, 500), +('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 1, 500), +('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 1, 500), +('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 1, 500), +('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 1, 500), +('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 1, 500), +('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 1, 500), +('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 1, 500), +('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 1, 500), +('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 1, 500), +('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 1, 500), +('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 1, 500), +('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 1, 500), +('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 1, 500), +('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 1, 500), +('Seaman', 'semen lol', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 1, 500), +('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 1, 500), +('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 1, 500), +('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 1, 500), +('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 1, 500), +('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 1, 500), +('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 1, 500), +('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 1, 500), +('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 1, 500), +('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 1, 500), +('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 1, 500), +('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 1, 500), +('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 1, 500), +('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 1, 500), +('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 1, 500), +('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 1, 500), +('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 1, 500), +('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 1, 500), +('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 1, 500), +('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 1, 500), +('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 1, 500), +('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 1, 500), +('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 1, 500), +('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 1, 500), +('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 1, 500), +('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 1, 500), +('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 1, 500), +('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 1, 500), +('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 1, 500), +('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 1, 500), +('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 1, 500), +('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so hard ong', 1, 500), +('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 1, 500), +('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 1, 500), +('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 1, 500), +('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 1, 500), +('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 1, 500), +('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 1, 500), +('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 1, 500), +('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 1, 500), +('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 1, 500), +('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 1, 500), +('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 1, 500), +('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 1, 500), +('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 1, 500), +('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 1, 500), +('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 1, 500), +('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 1, 500), +('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 1, 500), +('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 1, 500), +('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 1, 500), +('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 1, 500), +('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 1, 500), +('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 1, 500), +('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 1, 500), +('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 1, 500), +('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 1, 500), +('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 1, 500), +('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 1, 500), +('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 1, 500), +('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 1, 500), +('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 1, 500), +('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 1, 500), +('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 1, 500), +('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 1, 500), +('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 1, 500), +('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 1, 500), +('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 1, 500), +('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 1, 500), +('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 1, 500), +('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 1, 500), +('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 1, 500), +('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 1, 500), +('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HRE FAT', 1, 500), +('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 1, 500), +('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 1, 500), +('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 1, 500), +('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 1, 500), +('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 1, 500), +('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 1, 500), +('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 1, 500), +('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 1, 500), +('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 1, 500), +('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 1, 500), +('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 1, 500), +('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 1, 500), +('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 1, 500), +('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 1, 500), +('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 1, 500), +('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 1, 500), +('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 1, 500), +('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 1, 500), +('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 1, 500), +('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 1, 500), +('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 1, 500), +('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 1, 500), +('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 1, 500), +('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 1, 500), +('Badass Fighter Ace', 'Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 1, 500), +('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 1, 500), +('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 1, 500), +('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 1, 500), +('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 1, 500), +('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 1, 500), +('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 1, 500), +('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 1, 500), +('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 1, 500), +('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 1, 500), +('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 1, 500), +('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 1, 500), +('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 1, 500), +('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 1, 500), +('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 1, 500), +('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 1, 500), +('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 1, 500), +('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 1, 500), +('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 1, 500), +('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 1, 500), +('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 1, 500); \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/snappy_PCM.txt b/snappy_PCM.txt index 17255300a..0a60b6431 100644 --- a/snappy_PCM.txt +++ b/snappy_PCM.txt @@ -2,9 +2,9 @@ Goddamn I wanna lick your pussy ![](/images/1638117165CN4.webp) {[para]} -And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you’re poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren’t.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I’m ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don’t molest me.. and then you’re like ok.. so I’m going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you’re not as good as me. Let’s take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly +And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you're poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren't.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I'm ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don't molest me.. and then you're like ok.. so I'm going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you're not as good as me. Let's take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly {[para]} -Here’s the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they’re great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn’t regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin’ figure it out dude. And it’s ok.. it’s ok.. if you’re a shitty person dude.. it’s ok if you’re a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we’re.. we’re not putting on a fuckin’ funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don’t get called at the assembly. It’s.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I’m tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don’t.. we don’t.. We’re out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that’s just real dude. So.. when you’re looking down with god, you’re like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I’m going to go to your funeral in this fuckin’ 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn’t even care when you were alive figure it out dude. +Here's the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they're great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn't regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin' figure it out dude. And it's ok.. it's ok.. if you're a shitty person dude.. it's ok if you're a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we're.. we're not putting on a fuckin' funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don't get called at the assembly. It's.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I'm tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don't.. we don't.. We're out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that's just real dude. So.. when you're looking down with god, you're like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I'm going to go to your funeral in this fuckin' 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn't even care when you were alive figure it out dude. {[para]} We ain't backing up your fucking faggot ass shit bitch Imagine walking around.. alright here's the thing dude @@ -50,11 +50,11 @@ That's all it is dude, it's okay dude to be a fucking loser.. figure it out dude Figure it the fuck out dude You died and just.. went in the ground Come on dude ! {[para]} -Listen listen listen Here’s the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they’re great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn’t regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin’ figure it out dude. And it’s ok.. it’s ok.. if you’re a shitty person dude.. it’s ok if you’re a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we’re.. we’re not putting on a fuckin’ funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don’t get called at the assembly. It’s.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I’m tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don’t.. we don’t.. We’re out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that’s just real dude. So.. when you’re looking down with god, you’re like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I’m going to go to your funeral in this fuckin’ 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn’t even care when you were alive figure it out dude. +Listen listen listen Here's the thing.. all you poor little virgin little faggot little bitches out there Listen up.. listen up dude.. All those things about drugs, they're great.. drugs are great.. Do em.. No one ever did drugs and didn't regret it. Ok? Do it dude.. Do all your drugs you little virgin little faggot little bitches. Go.. seriously dude.. because I did moly in New Orleans and I was feeling lovely. I did molly in New Orleans figure it out dude. chug some water.. fuckin' figure it out dude. And it's ok.. it's ok.. if you're a shitty person dude.. it's ok if you're a shitty person dude, just.. just know it.. Just.. first off we're.. we're not putting on a fuckin' funeral for you there little bruises. Calm down. You just.. Just.. You just die and get forgotten about dude. You just don't get called at the assembly. It's.. its just what it is dude.. Seriously dude. I'm tired of all you little virgin little faggot ass bitch ass punks that think people care if you die or live, they.. we don't.. we don't.. We're out here living it, figure it out dude.. and that's just real dude. So.. when you're looking down with god, you're like yeah god ay.. this is my bye-well. and no ones there, hey man.. traffic is a bitch dude.. traffics a bitch dude.. if you think I'm going to go to your funeral in this fuckin' 5:20 traffic fuck you dude.. fuck you.. Seriously dude.. We didn't even care when you were alive figure it out dude. -Ayoo donation hype. You’re poor. A dollar ninety nine.. really? Really? Yuck. I’m not even going to play it, figure it out. I know donations don’t show up on the shit dude but like cmon dude. Do I look like a fuckin’ bum to you dude? Do I look like I sleep on a fuckin’ street corner next to piss n shit? Seriously dude.. do you realize that the money you just donated.. uhh.. if I was.. if I worked at coldstone which I don’t.. if I worked at coldstone.. we would have motherfuckers sing to you dude. Die a little bit +Ayoo donation hype. You're poor. A dollar ninety nine.. really? Really? Yuck. I'm not even going to play it, figure it out. I know donations don't show up on the shit dude but like cmon dude. Do I look like a fuckin' bum to you dude? Do I look like I sleep on a fuckin' street corner next to piss n shit? Seriously dude.. do you realize that the money you just donated.. uhh.. if I was.. if I worked at coldstone which I don't.. if I worked at coldstone.. we would have motherfuckers sing to you dude. Die a little bit {[para]} -And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you’re poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren’t.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I’m ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don’t molest me.. and then you’re like ok.. so I’m going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you’re not as good as me. Let’s take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly +And that is the goddamn truth dude.. read it in the Bible dude.. genesis 3:16 you're poor fuck you. I saw it In the Bible.. not being crude.. but.. like if you think blades not good. I remember reading this verse in the Bible. I remember your faggot ass was like trying to make sure you were good and you weren't.. and you were like “oh my god.. I hope.. I hope that I'm ok.. I hope that both my faggot fathers don't molest me.. and then you're like ok.. so I'm going to read the Bible..” and you lick your fingers like a fucking fruitcake to spread the pages.. and you realize you're not as good as me. Let's take a shot for those faggots. My streamlabs is fatter than your mom. Exactly {[para]} All these fuckin' IP2 faggot streamers.. Just think.. that just doing this, just doing that.. Just hittin' live. You just earn it? Die a lil bit dude.. Fuck you dude.. I got a badass jcup fuckin' squirtin' ass bitch that's waiting on me and I'm still here for you dude? The fuck you talking about dude? You think.. You think you can just hit live and you can get content and donations? Shit.. Bro, you know how many times I dun hit.. I dun hit fuckin' reminder nigger on my mofuckin' speaker, nigger? Person? Nothing is given dude.. Provide content, figure it out dude. It's Sickening.. Sickening.. Sickening.. I'm sick of these fuckin' pieces of shit, thinking that they can just go live and get some donations.. You ain't me nigga shit.. Shiiit. On the off-chance I get a 3.33.. I'm just spittin' facts here dude.. I got a beautiful bitch that wants to squirt all over the universe.. Across the universe and I still turn the speaker on dude.. I'm probably not getting a donation, I don't give a fuck dude.. I'll figure it out dude.. But like.. Public service announcements to all IP2 streamers dude.. Provide contont.. They will pay you thousands if you just give them some contont.. If you think you're just going to sit there be like, Wuhh.. Uhh.. Uhh.. Uhhhh.. Retard hours.. No.. They have contont dude.. And that's big factual and actual, Big talk dude.. @@ -108,7 +108,7 @@ Give me newports, nigger. Oh did I say that? {[para]} Oh a poptart ayoo, do you got a toaster nigger? {[para]} -You’re such a nigger.. Die. +You're such a nigger.. Die. {[para]} Oh Becky.. Shots now bitch. {[para]} @@ -118,7 +118,7 @@ Woman give me a cigarette now. Give me a cigarette now woman. Now. {[para]} 50 shades of rape, Ayoo! {[para]} -Fuckin’ niggers! +Fuckin' niggers! {[para]} Slow down there crunchy little nigger. {[para]} @@ -132,13 +132,13 @@ Maybe I stuck my dick in your mouth, how about this? {[para]} Ay whatup bitch? {[para]} -Nigger, I’m not lit. +Nigger, I'm not lit. {[para]} Hey, Uh poor people die in a fire. Fuck you. {[para]} -Bro, I’m lit nigger. +Bro, I'm lit nigger. {[para]} -It’s not rape if they don’t have an orgasm.. Fuck it. +It's not rape if they don't have an orgasm.. Fuck it. {[para]} Get Dro, nigger. {[para]} @@ -148,33 +148,33 @@ NIGGER! {[para]} Maybe you should kill yourself. {[para]} -We’re done.. You’re poor.. figure it out faggot nigger. +We're done.. You're poor.. figure it out faggot nigger. {[para]} Hi, uh.. kill yourself.. Bye. {[para]} -What a fuckin’ ugly nigger. +What a fuckin' ugly nigger. {[para]} Oh get him! Ay dropshot nigga! {[para]} -Hey bro, you ain’t never had sex, but abort your baby if you bust on your seat cushions, nigger. +Hey bro, you ain't never had sex, but abort your baby if you bust on your seat cushions, nigger. {[para]} -You are so poor, you would fuckin’ run out of gas in a Prius you faggot.. Figure it out. +You are so poor, you would fuckin' run out of gas in a Prius you faggot.. Figure it out. {[para]} -Ay bro! Let’s get some bass in lac and shit bitch. +Ay bro! Let's get some bass in lac and shit bitch. {[para]} -Bro, I’m better than anyone else figure it out bitch.. Person.. +Bro, I'm better than anyone else figure it out bitch.. Person.. {[para]} Do you squirt a lil bit? {[para]} -Yo, donate a thousand and we’re gonna.. we’re gonna fuckin’ rape some bitches. +Yo, donate a thousand and we're gonna.. we're gonna fuckin' rape some bitches. {[para]} Oh my god.. fat shot.. nigger hype.. {[para]} -Fuck it, I don’t give a fuck.. +Fuck it, I don't give a fuck.. {[para]} What you on some gay shit, bro? {[para]} -Dude.. Dude.. I got some g cuppers, figure it out.. let’s go dude.. +Dude.. Dude.. I got some g cuppers, figure it out.. let's go dude.. {[para]} Goddamn.. I want to lick your pussy. {[para]} @@ -192,29 +192,29 @@ Imagine being a faggot donator.. {[para]} You being mentally retarded is not an excuse, faggot. {[para]} -Why you get all fuckin’ anti-rapey against me, dude? +Why you get all fuckin' anti-rapey against me, dude? {[para]} AYOO! {[para]} -WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND BASIC HUMAN FUCKIN’ EMOTIONS, DUDE? +WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND BASIC HUMAN FUCKIN' EMOTIONS, DUDE? {[para]} -That’s a fuckin’ basic human right to let me sleep, dude. +That's a fuckin' basic human right to let me sleep, dude. {[para]} Buy me a jager bomb and die. {[para]} I got to pee so goddamn bad.. Can I pee in you butthole while I crack your back? {[para]} -Neat.. File it.. file your complaint in chat I don’t give a fuck about. +Neat.. File it.. file your complaint in chat I don't give a fuck about. {[para]} Die in a fire. {[para]} -Do you think I’m like a fuckin’ sexual predator? Do you think I’m a piece of shit or something? +Do you think I'm like a fuckin' sexual predator? Do you think I'm a piece of shit or something? {[para]} Fireworks.. My butthole and shit.. {[para]} -Real quick.. I’m going to fuck you a lot. +Real quick.. I'm going to fuck you a lot. {[para]} -Ay listen.. I would so fuck you if you gained some pounds.. uhh.. I don’t know why but you’re skinny. +Ay listen.. I would so fuck you if you gained some pounds.. uhh.. I don't know why but you're skinny. {[para]} You were hella greasy then, dude.. Like you were greasy as fuck bro.. You were way fatter, you looked like a toad.. {[para]} @@ -222,13 +222,13 @@ GROPE GANG! {[para]} Have you ever been raped? No.. You should be. {[para]} -No. I’ll press you right now, dude. +No. I'll press you right now, dude. {[para]} LET ME SLEEP DUDE! {[para]} -Say you will give oral sex or you’re +Say you will give oral sex or you're {[para]} -Ay! Poor people what’s up tho? +Ay! Poor people what's up tho? {[para]} I bet your pussy smells like poverty. {[para]} @@ -244,15 +244,15 @@ Ayoo! Tell them to donate, nigger. {[para]} This is Mexican Andy, big ol faggot. {[para]} -Your tits are tiny.. Eat some oatmeal.. For real.. Have some respect for yourself and get bigger tits. Please. Eat some oatmeal I’ll buy you the oatmeal.. they are kind of offensive, if you got topless it’s not even considered nudity. +Your tits are tiny.. Eat some oatmeal.. For real.. Have some respect for yourself and get bigger tits. Please. Eat some oatmeal I'll buy you the oatmeal.. they are kind of offensive, if you got topless it's not even considered nudity. {[para]} Whoopsie! {[para]} WHORE! {[para]} -You know what’s amazing? Living your best life paying bills while fuckin’ incels are giving you money.. That’s what’s up.. I swear to god, dude. +You know what's amazing? Living your best life paying bills while fuckin' incels are giving you money.. That's what's up.. I swear to god, dude. {[para]} -You seem rape-able.. You’re telling me you’re going to convince a judge that I raped you? +You seem rape-able.. You're telling me you're going to convince a judge that I raped you? {[para]} You smell like consent. {[para]} @@ -262,85 +262,85 @@ Thanks for your money, faggot. {[para]} Did I grope you? {[para]} -YOU’RE POOR! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU’RE SO POOR. YUCKY. YOU’RE SUPER POOR. +YOU'RE POOR! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU'RE SO POOR. YUCKY. YOU'RE SUPER POOR. {[para]} -I just have a lot of love to give.. So if some random fuckin’ ugly whore bitch gets groped, she gets groped.. Accept it. +I just have a lot of love to give.. So if some random fuckin' ugly whore bitch gets groped, she gets groped.. Accept it. {[para]} GROPE! {[para]} -She can’t live without yogurt cum in her throat. +She can't live without yogurt cum in her throat. {[para]} You should be honored to be groped by me.. {[para]} -You should be fuckin’ welcome whore.. +You should be fuckin' welcome whore.. {[para]} -Seriously, you should be fuckin’ honored that I would ever grope you.. You stupid bitch.. +Seriously, you should be fuckin' honored that I would ever grope you.. You stupid bitch.. {[para]} -Fuck her dude.. she should be honored that I even found her sexy enough to fuckin’ molest her. +Fuck her dude.. she should be honored that I even found her sexy enough to fuckin' molest her. {[para]} AFRICA! {[para]} -And then you just died and you’re all sad and shit, looking back on my shit tuning into my livestream.. and you figure it out the thing is though maybe you’re a piece of shit.. Fuck you.. I don’t know dude.. like I don’t know.. Sorry that I’m better than you fuckin’ faggot.. I’m smoking the last cigarette of the night, Nigger.. +And then you just died and you're all sad and shit, looking back on my shit tuning into my livestream.. and you figure it out the thing is though maybe you're a piece of shit.. Fuck you.. I don't know dude.. like I don't know.. Sorry that I'm better than you fuckin' faggot.. I'm smoking the last cigarette of the night, Nigger.. {[para]} -Calm down bitch.. CALM DOWN BITCH, YOU AIN’T SHIT.. LET EM KNOW.. +Calm down bitch.. CALM DOWN BITCH, YOU AIN'T SHIT.. LET EM KNOW.. {[para]} Figure it out.. Bitch.. {[para]} -Here’s.. Here’s the thing, there’s good fuckin’ solid people like me and there’s poor people like you.. Figure it out +Here's.. Here's the thing, there's good fuckin' solid people like me and there's poor people like you.. Figure it out {[para]} -No.. it’s okay if you die in a fire a little bit.. it’s a whatever.. +No.. it's okay if you die in a fire a little bit.. it's a whatever.. {[para]} -You can’t afford heroin, bitch.. +You can't afford heroin, bitch.. {[para]} -Hey, nigger. It’s what it is dude.. let’s figure it the fuck out dude.. Someone needs to figure it the fuck out dude.. +Hey, nigger. It's what it is dude.. let's figure it the fuck out dude.. Someone needs to figure it the fuck out dude.. {[para]} I do admit.. I have a severe drinking problem.. {[para]} -And.. if you’re poor and no one likes you.. then just die a lil bit.. and.. maybe you can come above that and become a millionaire, if you work hard enough but you’re probably not because you’re poor and you’re poor. +And.. if you're poor and no one likes you.. then just die a lil bit.. and.. maybe you can come above that and become a millionaire, if you work hard enough but you're probably not because you're poor and you're poor. {[para]} -Alright.. Imagine.. watching my shit and you don’t even have a fuckin’ significant other.. exactly.. You don’t even have god.. you haven’t heard about a Bible.. you’re a bitch and you figure it out, dude.. You just walk around this earth.. Not lovin’ life not being lit.. you ain’t lit bitch.. YOU AIN’T LIT BITCH! +Alright.. Imagine.. watching my shit and you don't even have a fuckin' significant other.. exactly.. You don't even have god.. you haven't heard about a Bible.. you're a bitch and you figure it out, dude.. You just walk around this earth.. Not lovin' life not being lit.. you ain't lit bitch.. YOU AIN'T LIT BITCH! {[para]} -I’m poor, Jimney Christmas. +I'm poor, Jimney Christmas. {[para]} -It’s alright to be better than people.. I deal with that on a constant. +It's alright to be better than people.. I deal with that on a constant. {[para]} -NWORD.. I never said nword in my entire life dude. I love nwords and we figure it out dude. Like what the fuck are you taking about dude?.. how dare you, dude? Nword is uh fuckin’ horrible shit for people, for fuckin’ faggots and niggers to say.. how dare you.. +NWORD.. I never said nword in my entire life dude. I love nwords and we figure it out dude. Like what the fuck are you taking about dude?.. how dare you, dude? Nword is uh fuckin' horrible shit for people, for fuckin' faggots and niggers to say.. how dare you.. {[para]} -Maybe yous a small dick piece of shit, dude. Maybe you don’t deserve to walk the life I walk.. figure it out. +Maybe yous a small dick piece of shit, dude. Maybe you don't deserve to walk the life I walk.. figure it out. {[para]} SCRAM BITCH.. {[para]} -Seriously dude.. if you haven’t fuckin’ figured it out at this point.. Die.. +Seriously dude.. if you haven't fuckin' figured it out at this point.. Die.. {[para]} -That’s why if you cum to fast you don’t exist. +That's why if you cum to fast you don't exist. {[para]} -What if I said it though? I’m friends with EBZ and I said it and he figured it out, and EBZ.. Ay can we go to a hotel or something? I want to get my dick sucked. +What if I said it though? I'm friends with EBZ and I said it and he figured it out, and EBZ.. Ay can we go to a hotel or something? I want to get my dick sucked. {[para]} Ay, you will never have some big ass titties dude.. Cause yous a small dick bitch.. figure it out. {[para]} -YOU’RE A NIGGER! +YOU'RE A NIGGER! {[para]} Can I see your tits? {[para]} You like Asians girls cause they got a small pussy and you got a small dick.. {[para]} -You don’t deserve to squirt, Whore! +You don't deserve to squirt, Whore! {[para]} Your a cup tits are not contont, dude.. Get out of here dude.. {[para]} -I think you’re a whore.. I think you’re a whore dude.. you got to grow some tits.. Eat some oatmeal and die a little bit.. Scram.. +I think you're a whore.. I think you're a whore dude.. you got to grow some tits.. Eat some oatmeal and die a little bit.. Scram.. {[para]} -You’re not a woman so anybody that fucks you is a faggot, and figure it out.. Go.. +You're not a woman so anybody that fucks you is a faggot, and figure it out.. Go.. {[para]} What in the Gosh-Dar-Niggers? {[para]} Tequila and whore hype. {[para]} -Let’s get some jerky or some shit. +Let's get some jerky or some shit. {[para]} -I don’t know.. I just get naked on tequila..I get really horny on tequila.. that’s the only reason I don’t want to do tequila.. I don’t want to get my chat all turned on.. +I don't know.. I just get naked on tequila..I get really horny on tequila.. that's the only reason I don't want to do tequila.. I don't want to get my chat all turned on.. {[para]} -Of course we’re going to buy alcohol fuckin’ faggot.. Die +Of course we're going to buy alcohol fuckin' faggot.. Die {[para]} Ay.. Ay.. Shut up Honda Civic.. Die.. Die a little bit, Honda Civic.. {[para]} @@ -348,9 +348,9 @@ You orgasm on my dick, dude.. Everyone heard it.. Everyone heard it.. {[para]} Do you want me to press him? Do you want me to press him, dude? {[para]} -Suck my asshole, Whore.. No.. Suck my asshole, Whore.. it’s not a bad thing.. but just like.. it’s just some asshole.. just suck a lil bit.. +Suck my asshole, Whore.. No.. Suck my asshole, Whore.. it's not a bad thing.. but just like.. it's just some asshole.. just suck a lil bit.. {[para]} -You’re a ninja turtle ass bitch, dude. +You're a ninja turtle ass bitch, dude. {[para]} Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Suck him off a lil bit.. Just suck him off a lil bit.. {[para]} @@ -358,41 +358,41 @@ SQUIRT NATION BITCH! {[para]} LMNOP, Figure it out. {[para]} -Ay, Girl what’s up doe? What’s up with that lil bit of pussy on my mouth, baby? +Ay, Girl what's up doe? What's up with that lil bit of pussy on my mouth, baby? {[para]} -I’m obviously not a black person.. did anyone think I was a black person? Nobody thought that, dude. +I'm obviously not a black person.. did anyone think I was a black person? Nobody thought that, dude. {[para]} -I honestly think you’re a liar and you don’t love me.. And.. you rob blacks people. You rob black people. +I honestly think you're a liar and you don't love me.. And.. you rob blacks people. You rob black people. {[para]} LMNOP, Nigger.. Person.. {[para]} -Dude.. I’m so lit, dude.. Hey, water nigger.. WATER.. Water please and thanks you.. +Dude.. I'm so lit, dude.. Hey, water nigger.. WATER.. Water please and thanks you.. {[para]} Just cum in my mouth, whore. {[para]} Ay, get aborted a lil bit.. {[para]} -Dude if you see how much money I made off you fuckin’ scum ass bitch ass donations.. you’d be salty as fuck. +Dude if you see how much money I made off you fuckin' scum ass bitch ass donations.. you'd be salty as fuck. {[para]} -Well.. Ask me a question there fag, no I’m not sitting in the same room as you dude and your mother is a faggot dude, figure it out dude. +Well.. Ask me a question there fag, no I'm not sitting in the same room as you dude and your mother is a faggot dude, figure it out dude. {[para]} Scram bitch, scram.. {[para]} -You’re a dumb bitch.. +You're a dumb bitch.. {[para]} Die a little bit and die. {[para]} How big are your tits? {[para]} -You’re retarded.. HAHA.. You’re not better than me. HAHA! +You're retarded.. HAHA.. You're not better than me. HAHA! {[para]} Hey Geezer.. Unlock the door dude no black people.. {[para]} Hey.. WHORE! {[para]} -What’s up with some sex later? +What's up with some sex later? {[para]} -God you got a fatty ass butt.. What’s up with some anal.. +God you got a fatty ass butt.. What's up with some anal.. {[para]} I smell consent. {[para]} @@ -404,39 +404,39 @@ Weed, nigger. {[para]} Monkey tit ass bitch {[para]} -Chocolate peanutbutter nut, nigger. Let’s get it let’s go. +Chocolate peanutbutter nut, nigger. Let's get it let's go. {[para]} -You’re a faggot dude.. Ay, kill yourself.. How about you kill yourself a lil bit dude.. fuck you dude.. FUCK YOU DUDE. How about I slap you a little bit faggot? Die a little bit dude. +You're a faggot dude.. Ay, kill yourself.. How about you kill yourself a lil bit dude.. fuck you dude.. FUCK YOU DUDE. How about I slap you a little bit faggot? Die a little bit dude. {[para]} Let me take a nap, nigger. {[para]} I never said nigger.. {[para]} -FUCK DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.. BACK THE FUCK UP DUDE.. I’M NAKED RIGHT NOW. +FUCK DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.. BACK THE FUCK UP DUDE.. I'M NAKED RIGHT NOW. {[para]} I hope she sticks an iron up her pussy and dies. {[para]} I hope she sticks an iron up her pussy and dies. {[para]} -That bitch is gone dude, this is her stream.. Ay let’s smoke some meth in this shit.. I’m down to do some meth right now to fuck up the deposit.. Fuck that shit dude. +That bitch is gone dude, this is her stream.. Ay let's smoke some meth in this shit.. I'm down to do some meth right now to fuck up the deposit.. Fuck that shit dude. {[para]} -I don’t give a fuck.. Fuck you die in a lil fuckin fire bitch. +I don't give a fuck.. Fuck you die in a lil fuckin fire bitch. {[para]} -Let’s take a viagra and get weird dude. +Let's take a viagra and get weird dude. {[para]} Die a little bit.. Nigger.. {[para]} -You’re poor, you’re a nigger, figure it out. +You're poor, you're a nigger, figure it out. {[para]} Just stick your finger in my butthole a lil bit.. {[para]} -I’m going to fuck you whether you like it or not. +I'm going to fuck you whether you like it or not. {[para]} Get in here with your tits, BITCH! {[para]} -You’re a bitch ass nigger.. DIE.. +You're a bitch ass nigger.. DIE.. {[para]} -Don’t ever smack me, Nigger. +Don't ever smack me, Nigger. {[para]} You want me to fuck him up for you, dude? Why are you talking to my guy all wrong? I got permission to go terminator on your bitch ass. {[para]} @@ -444,9 +444,9 @@ Bring your nipples in here, bitch. Nipples NOW. Can we Uber eats some nipples? {[para]} I would stick kitkats in your pussy to solve the Tetris problems.. Nigger lover. {[para]} -I think it’s nigger dumb.. it’s nigger dumb. +I think it's nigger dumb.. it's nigger dumb. {[para]} -You’re a faggot dude.. Get fuckin’ raped.. Fucking faggot, dude.. kill yourself, I really hope you do. I really hope you kill yourself. I hope you get fuckin’ banana syndrome and kill yourself and die, dude.. Give me a blanket dude.. fuckin’ kill yourself dude.. and.. I’ve never been your friend.. Ever.. +You're a faggot dude.. Get fuckin' raped.. Fucking faggot, dude.. kill yourself, I really hope you do. I really hope you kill yourself. I hope you get fuckin' banana syndrome and kill yourself and die, dude.. Give me a blanket dude.. fuckin' kill yourself dude.. and.. I've never been your friend.. Ever.. {[para]} Do you want me to live with c-cups? Fuck you dude.. {[para]} @@ -454,53 +454,53 @@ Pastrami Niggers. {[para]} How long have you been a bitch dude? Wanna buttfuck a lil bit? {[para]} -I hope you get aids dude.. No.. Here the thing dude, if you get aids I’d be amazed, that means someone would of fucked you, you fuckin’ old faggot.. Goddamn. So I’m in a catch-22, I hope you get aids but no ones going to touch you.. So.. we’re going to have to prick you. +I hope you get aids dude.. No.. Here the thing dude, if you get aids I'd be amazed, that means someone would of fucked you, you fuckin' old faggot.. Goddamn. So I'm in a catch-22, I hope you get aids but no ones going to touch you.. So.. we're going to have to prick you. {[para]} Is there some rape going on? {[para]} -Did you ever get your dick sucked and helium came out? Dude.. dude.. pregnancy is the worst STD.. Jesus Christ.. I’d rather get crabs than a fuckin’ kid.. fuck off dude. +Did you ever get your dick sucked and helium came out? Dude.. dude.. pregnancy is the worst STD.. Jesus Christ.. I'd rather get crabs than a fuckin' kid.. fuck off dude. {[para]} -Here’s the thing.. I love you. I really want to put my dick in you and like tickle your brain a lil bit. +Here's the thing.. I love you. I really want to put my dick in you and like tickle your brain a lil bit. {[para]} -I love you so much that I’m going to fuckin’ inherit some African Americans.. And.. they’re going to die.. and that’s going spread beyond your graveyard so you’re protected. +I love you so much that I'm going to fuckin' inherit some African Americans.. And.. they're going to die.. and that's going spread beyond your graveyard so you're protected. {[para]} -Smokin’ a blunt, fuckin’ a jcupper and having a big 8 inch, half of it is the head.. LMNOP. +Smokin' a blunt, fuckin' a jcupper and having a big 8 inch, half of it is the head.. LMNOP. {[para]} Tropical bitch nigger. {[para]} I jerked off in your house, how do you feel about that? I nutted fat loads on your carpet. Your welcome. {[para]} -I got this jcupper from New York and I love her and we’re going to figure it out and she’s going on the RV.. And I went on this fuckin’ collage website shit.. So I went into the bathroom.. and.. I made a collage of her.. I really did dude.. Dude, yeah cause like if it’s one picture.. Well I can’t wack off to one picture.. Fuck you.. So I found a collage pic app and we’ll figure it out.. Dude.. And it was lit dude.. I nutted it so hard, like backspace.. Like fuck everything else.. +I got this jcupper from New York and I love her and we're going to figure it out and she's going on the RV.. And I went on this fuckin' collage website shit.. So I went into the bathroom.. and.. I made a collage of her.. I really did dude.. Dude, yeah cause like if it's one picture.. Well I can't wack off to one picture.. Fuck you.. So I found a collage pic app and we'll figure it out.. Dude.. And it was lit dude.. I nutted it so hard, like backspace.. Like fuck everything else.. {[para]} -But.. here’s the thing I’m Brian Risso, figure it out.. Alright, big ass dick check for Reddit. +But.. here's the thing I'm Brian Risso, figure it out.. Alright, big ass dick check for Reddit. {[para]} -She’s big tho, dude. +She's big tho, dude. {[para]} -Oh, Geezer masturbates to lord of the rings. I walked in on his stream and he was masturbating to lord of the rings.. He’s a faggot dude.. Fuck you Geezer. Hey Geezer, if you ever see me it’s on little bruises.. Fuck you, I’ll spit on your grave bitch. +Oh, Geezer masturbates to lord of the rings. I walked in on his stream and he was masturbating to lord of the rings.. He's a faggot dude.. Fuck you Geezer. Hey Geezer, if you ever see me it's on little bruises.. Fuck you, I'll spit on your grave bitch. {[para]} -What’s up baby girl.. what’s up with that pussy? Can I have some sex a lil bit? Can we have some sex a lil bit? +What's up baby girl.. what's up with that pussy? Can I have some sex a lil bit? Can we have some sex a lil bit? {[para]} I will pay a faggot to fuck you in the ass to figure it out dude. {[para]} Oprah NIGGER. {[para]} -I’m going to play fuckin’ TTS at your fuckin’ funeral, Whore. I will play fuckin’ TTS at your funeral, best believe it. I’m going to lower it dude.. 7 cent TTS at this faggots funeral. I’m still alive but you’re not. +I'm going to play fuckin' TTS at your fuckin' funeral, Whore. I will play fuckin' TTS at your funeral, best believe it. I'm going to lower it dude.. 7 cent TTS at this faggots funeral. I'm still alive but you're not. {[para]} I wish I would of pissed in his faggot ass mouth, dude. {[para]} -Hey faggot, don’t get involved.. Faggot.. Don’t get involved. See what happens.. Don’t get involved faggot. Die.. Fuck you.. Faggot.. Don’t get involved faggot, fucks wrong with you.. You’re poor.. Seriously, you’re so poor.. why would you do that? You’re such a faggot ass nigger.. Die.. Go.. what the fuck is wrong with you faggot? Don’t ever die around me, nigger. +Hey faggot, don't get involved.. Faggot.. Don't get involved. See what happens.. Don't get involved faggot. Die.. Fuck you.. Faggot.. Don't get involved faggot, fucks wrong with you.. You're poor.. Seriously, you're so poor.. why would you do that? You're such a faggot ass nigger.. Die.. Go.. what the fuck is wrong with you faggot? Don't ever die around me, nigger. {[para]} -Bye nigger, you’re a nigger. Bye. +Bye nigger, you're a nigger. Bye. {[para]} No.. no.. no.. no.. Die a little bit.. Fuck you.. nigger. {[para]} -You’re such a nigger.. +You're such a nigger.. {[para]} Ay, ay, this nigger better cuddle with me or whatever. I want to lay down.. This guy is such a nigger, dude.. what a fucking nigger, dude.. Shit.. {[para]} -Let’s get it nigger.. Let’s get it nigger.. +Let's get it nigger.. Let's get it nigger.. {[para]} -You think I won’t kill you nigger? I will kill you.. you think I don’t make money off you, faggot? I will murder you, faggot ass nigger. +You think I won't kill you nigger? I will kill you.. you think I don't make money off you, faggot? I will murder you, faggot ass nigger. {[para]} Die a little bit, faggot. {[para]} @@ -514,116 +514,116 @@ Sailer niggers in the chat. {[para]} Qwack-a-Daddle nigger. {[para]} -It’s like your choking a black person. +It's like your choking a black person. {[para]} -I’m saying it right now.. I never fucked a girl before and it was going to be with you, Ashley. +I'm saying it right now.. I never fucked a girl before and it was going to be with you, Ashley. {[para]} -It was fuckin’ awesome dude, I was jacking off at 3:30 in the afternoon. +It was fuckin' awesome dude, I was jacking off at 3:30 in the afternoon. {[para]} -Suck on her titty, thumb her clit and fuckin’ jackhammer at the same time, it’ll be to much for her to handle and she will fuckin’ blue screen. She’s going to lose control and squirt a lil bit. +Suck on her titty, thumb her clit and fuckin' jackhammer at the same time, it'll be to much for her to handle and she will fuckin' blue screen. She's going to lose control and squirt a lil bit. {[para]} Niggerly. {[para]} -If you fucking rupture my Anus like that.. I’m fucking punching somebody.. +If you fucking rupture my Anus like that.. I'm fucking punching somebody.. {[para]} -Don’t listen to corona, niggers. +Don't listen to corona, niggers. {[para]} -If you got a yeast infection with me bitch.. I’m not you’re nigga.. die a little bit.. my yeast infection all white italiano Risso big dick goblin.. figure it out dude. +If you got a yeast infection with me bitch.. I'm not you're nigga.. die a little bit.. my yeast infection all white italiano Risso big dick goblin.. figure it out dude. {[para]} -So.. I was in Hawaii and I was fucking this bitch and I threw her over my shoulder and I nutted and it hit the ceiling fan.. and my nut dripped from the ceiling fan for like two days.. I’ll always remember that. +So.. I was in Hawaii and I was fucking this bitch and I threw her over my shoulder and I nutted and it hit the ceiling fan.. and my nut dripped from the ceiling fan for like two days.. I'll always remember that. {[para]} -I’ll put the bitches in the lac dude and make them orgasm. +I'll put the bitches in the lac dude and make them orgasm. {[para]} Whorebag.. Fuck you Sophia.. You are a negative bitch and I hope you get aids. {[para]} Hey.. Do you got a Down syndrome sister I could fuck? {[para]} -If you introduced me to you significant other and she happened to work at Wendy’s, I’d be like what’s up with that Baconator, bitch. +If you introduced me to you significant other and she happened to work at Wendy's, I'd be like what's up with that Baconator, bitch. {[para]} Skin flute, nigger, pencil. {[para]} Blue cheese, Nigger. {[para]} -Sand in the fuckin’ crocodile, niggers +Sand in the fuckin' crocodile, niggers {[para]} -I didn’t piss on the bed, dude.. Die a little bit. +I didn't piss on the bed, dude.. Die a little bit. {[para]} One time in New Orleans, I sniffed cocaine through my penis hole. Get lit. {[para]} I bet getting lit and uhh things happen.. Anal? Let me get in there. {[para]} -If you could just die a little bit and let me sniff you.. like come on.. that’s romantic.. +If you could just die a little bit and let me sniff you.. like come on.. that's romantic.. {[para]} -Ay give me some of that yum yum sauce on my stream dude, let’s go. Hey dude, I will give you so much money if you jerk off right now and cum on my stream, dude.. That would be the most lit stream of all time dude. Let it happen. Thousand dollar donation motherfuckers, nut on my stream there avalanche ass bitch.. What are you talking about, dude.. why aren’t you jerking off right now dude? Preheat that oven, dude.. I’ll get banned it will be the end of my career but fuck it dude.. Retirement hype. Let’s go, ayoo. You better turn the butter mixer dude, let’s go. Cum on my stream a lil bit. +Ay give me some of that yum yum sauce on my stream dude, let's go. Hey dude, I will give you so much money if you jerk off right now and cum on my stream, dude.. That would be the most lit stream of all time dude. Let it happen. Thousand dollar donation motherfuckers, nut on my stream there avalanche ass bitch.. What are you talking about, dude.. why aren't you jerking off right now dude? Preheat that oven, dude.. I'll get banned it will be the end of my career but fuck it dude.. Retirement hype. Let's go, ayoo. You better turn the butter mixer dude, let's go. Cum on my stream a lil bit. {[para]} -I love you that’s why I was pretending to be a fag.. FOR YOU.. that’s how much I love you. +I love you that's why I was pretending to be a fag.. FOR YOU.. that's how much I love you. {[para]} -I mean if a dude got some Jcups, whatup? Like what, let’s go. LMNOP. +I mean if a dude got some Jcups, whatup? Like what, let's go. LMNOP. {[para]} -If I don’t love Bec than I’m obviously a fag. +If I don't love Bec than I'm obviously a fag. {[para]} -I don’t want you to cry, babe. I will fake being with dudes so you know that I’ll “baby come back. I’m sorry but I’ll go to hell and back. +I don't want you to cry, babe. I will fake being with dudes so you know that I'll “baby come back. I'm sorry but I'll go to hell and back. {[para]} -Ok.. first off I’m not a fag.. I’m not a fag.. I know fag is a bad word whatever, Fag. But like it’s not because I’m obviously not. +Ok.. first off I'm not a fag.. I'm not a fag.. I know fag is a bad word whatever, Fag. But like it's not because I'm obviously not. {[para]} -We’ve been a lot of places with weird dudes.. and I just didn’t even give a fuck.. I don’t give a fuck about dudes, right? I give a fuck about you and I love you. +We've been a lot of places with weird dudes.. and I just didn't even give a fuck.. I don't give a fuck about dudes, right? I give a fuck about you and I love you. {[para]} -Oh, all of a sudden I’m the fuckin’ black guy. +Oh, all of a sudden I'm the fuckin' black guy. {[para]} You about to be bi? {[para]} -I’m not gay.. Fuck you.. I just said I’m gay cause I love you so much and the only way I could look at anyone else is if I’m gay again.. Fag.. Fuck you.. I just profess my love so much that I’d be gay for you and you threw that back into my face.. Fag.. I’m trying to profess my love to you dude. +I'm not gay.. Fuck you.. I just said I'm gay cause I love you so much and the only way I could look at anyone else is if I'm gay again.. Fag.. Fuck you.. I just profess my love so much that I'd be gay for you and you threw that back into my face.. Fag.. I'm trying to profess my love to you dude. {[para]} Ay, what do you want there little guy? {[para]} -She’s hot, dude. You like my car dude? I like it. My balls don’t have no STDs, Ayoo. +She's hot, dude. You like my car dude? I like it. My balls don't have no STDs, Ayoo. {[para]} -What am I doing wrong, dude. Fuckin’ shit. +What am I doing wrong, dude. Fuckin' shit. {[para]} -I’ll fuckin’ kill you dude. Fuck you, dude.. Can I sleep, dude. Can I fuckin’ sleep dude. Jimeny Christmas.. Am I wrong dude? +I'll fuckin' kill you dude. Fuck you, dude.. Can I sleep, dude. Can I fuckin' sleep dude. Jimeny Christmas.. Am I wrong dude? {[para]} -What the fucks wrong with you, dude? Get the fuck over here.. Can I kill him? That was becoming.. Should I kill him? I’ll kill him dude. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude.. Fuck.. Fucks wrong with you, Fuck Jacob.. You’re a nigger.. Fuck is wrong with you dude.. STOP BEING A FAGGOT, DUDE. +What the fucks wrong with you, dude? Get the fuck over here.. Can I kill him? That was becoming.. Should I kill him? I'll kill him dude. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude.. Fuck.. Fucks wrong with you, Fuck Jacob.. You're a nigger.. Fuck is wrong with you dude.. STOP BEING A FAGGOT, DUDE. {[para]} Want to head a fucked up joke? What has one head, two arms and three legs? The finish line at the Boston marathon. {[para]} I added Paul walker on xbox.. He spends all his time on the dashboard. {[para]} -There’s a guy, he’s driving a bowling ball truck. He delivers bowling balls. So this guy he delivers bowling balls, he got a big ol truck with bowling balls in the back of his truck, right. He’s driving on the interstate, he sees two black guys with bikes, chains broken, on the side of the road. They’re like waving him down, right. He goes “Ay, what’s up guys?” He goes “Oh our bikes are broken down, Ay. Can we get a ride to the next city?” And he’s like “dude, I don’t have any room up here.. Uh I can’t do it.” So what they say is like “Cmon man” they convince him.. “ok dude, you guys can be in the back of the fuckin’ truck with the bowling balls and shit with your bikes.” “I don’t really feel comfortable with this but I got you.” So he’s driving down, he misses the weigh station, cop pull his over, he’s nervous as fuck sweating bullets. So he’s like “you missed the weigh station back there” and he sees the sweat “he’s like I’m going to have to check the back of your cab” right? He walks all the way to the back of the thing, opens it up, and shocked eyed “what the fuck?” He runs up “GET OUT OF HERE!” He’s like “why, dude?” “You have like thousands of nigger eggs in the back of your truck, somebody started hatching and they’re already stealing bikes.” +There's a guy, he's driving a bowling ball truck. He delivers bowling balls. So this guy he delivers bowling balls, he got a big ol truck with bowling balls in the back of his truck, right. He's driving on the interstate, he sees two black guys with bikes, chains broken, on the side of the road. They're like waving him down, right. He goes “Ay, what's up guys?” He goes “Oh our bikes are broken down, Ay. Can we get a ride to the next city?” And he's like “dude, I don't have any room up here.. Uh I can't do it.” So what they say is like “Cmon man” they convince him.. “ok dude, you guys can be in the back of the fuckin' truck with the bowling balls and shit with your bikes.” “I don't really feel comfortable with this but I got you.” So he's driving down, he misses the weigh station, cop pull his over, he's nervous as fuck sweating bullets. So he's like “you missed the weigh station back there” and he sees the sweat “he's like I'm going to have to check the back of your cab” right? He walks all the way to the back of the thing, opens it up, and shocked eyed “what the fuck?” He runs up “GET OUT OF HERE!” He's like “why, dude?” “You have like thousands of nigger eggs in the back of your truck, somebody started hatching and they're already stealing bikes.” {[para]} -I’ll tell you the greatest blonde joke ever.. I heard this when I was 13 at summer camp from a fat dude. It blew my mind. So a redhead, a blonde and a brunette are at a bar, they get drunk and start talking about how big of whores they are. The redhead goes like “You guys ain’t done shit” and she gets up on the bar, drops her shit and sticks two fingers up her pussy. The blonde isn’t impressed and the brunette is like “I got you” and sticks her whole fist up her pussy. And the Blonde is like “Are you amateurs done?” Take a shot and falls through the bar stool. +I'll tell you the greatest blonde joke ever.. I heard this when I was 13 at summer camp from a fat dude. It blew my mind. So a redhead, a blonde and a brunette are at a bar, they get drunk and start talking about how big of whores they are. The redhead goes like “You guys ain't done shit” and she gets up on the bar, drops her shit and sticks two fingers up her pussy. The blonde isn't impressed and the brunette is like “I got you” and sticks her whole fist up her pussy. And the Blonde is like “Are you amateurs done?” Take a shot and falls through the bar stool. {[para]} Want me to make you some new teeth? {[para]} -Ayoo, you’re fat as fuck! +Ayoo, you're fat as fuck! {[para]} AVOCADO NIGGER! {[para]} !slots {[para]} -You’re poor, figure it out. Imagine being at the super market looking at the cost of nectors and shit. Fuck you, dude. +You're poor, figure it out. Imagine being at the super market looking at the cost of nectors and shit. Fuck you, dude. {[para]} Want to go rape some fire hydrants? {[para]} -Why aren’t you in flames, faggot? +Why aren't you in flames, faggot? {[para]} Not to be racist but you guys are all niggers. {[para]} -I fucking hate you. You’re a faggot, nigger. +I fucking hate you. You're a faggot, nigger. {[para]} Little fucking faggot.. Faggot, shut the fuck up. {[para]} -I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about on some corona virus ass, uh backstreet boy faggot nigger, die.. +I don't know what the fuck you're talking about on some corona virus ass, uh backstreet boy faggot nigger, die.. {[para]} -Hey.. I will fuckin’ spooge on your fuckin’ face, dude. I will spooge on your face, dude. Hey, heterosexual spooge in your face. BIG FAT LOADS IN YOUR FUCKIN’ HETEROSEXUAL MOUTH, NIGGER! NIGGGGER! +Hey.. I will fuckin' spooge on your fuckin' face, dude. I will spooge on your face, dude. Hey, heterosexual spooge in your face. BIG FAT LOADS IN YOUR FUCKIN' HETEROSEXUAL MOUTH, NIGGER! NIGGGGER! {[para]} -I’m ready to go to sleep after this, dude.. Fuckin’ shit, dude.. I’m really going to sleep after this dude.. and gum gum gummy bears, n-words and fuckin’ figure it out, dude. I’m really going to sleep after this.. I’m lit, dude.. I’m hiccuping. Oooohhhh.. I’ll figure it out, dude.. Ayoo. Thank you, dude. I love, I love all my viewers and you’re not niggers and figure it out, dude. +I'm ready to go to sleep after this, dude.. Fuckin' shit, dude.. I'm really going to sleep after this dude.. and gum gum gummy bears, n-words and fuckin' figure it out, dude. I'm really going to sleep after this.. I'm lit, dude.. I'm hiccuping. Oooohhhh.. I'll figure it out, dude.. Ayoo. Thank you, dude. I love, I love all my viewers and you're not niggers and figure it out, dude. {[para]} -Bye, nigger.. I didn’t say nigger.. nigger is bad.. like if you’re a nigger you’re bad, but I didn’t say nigger is bad.. uh, fuck it dude.. Hey, I don’t care dude.. like Jimeny Christmas, dude. Hey uh, we’re.. we’re keeping the stream on ay.. Jimeny Christmas.. fuck you, nigger.. uh, I didn’t say fuck you nigger.. dude, I’m going to smoke a cigarette I’m going to end the stream.. I’m going to smoke a cigarette and end the stream, dude.. Y’all are a bunch of niggers and figure it out, dude.. and I don’t mean anything negative against you niggers and figure it out, niggers.. Fuckin’ shit.. Ok.. I’m.. I’m okey-dokey.. I’m going to smoke a cig and call it a night.. Ayoo.. let’s do firesales and I don’t give a fuck about you.. Dude, I made money off you nigger, figure it out.. Cigarette time.. Cigarette time and then I’m ending the stream.. Ayoo. +Bye, nigger.. I didn't say nigger.. nigger is bad.. like if you're a nigger you're bad, but I didn't say nigger is bad.. uh, fuck it dude.. Hey, I don't care dude.. like Jimeny Christmas, dude. Hey uh, we're.. we're keeping the stream on ay.. Jimeny Christmas.. fuck you, nigger.. uh, I didn't say fuck you nigger.. dude, I'm going to smoke a cigarette I'm going to end the stream.. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and end the stream, dude.. Y'all are a bunch of niggers and figure it out, dude.. and I don't mean anything negative against you niggers and figure it out, niggers.. Fuckin' shit.. Ok.. I'm.. I'm okey-dokey.. I'm going to smoke a cig and call it a night.. Ayoo.. let's do firesales and I don't give a fuck about you.. Dude, I made money off you nigger, figure it out.. Cigarette time.. Cigarette time and then I'm ending the stream.. Ayoo. {[para]} Learn the alphabet, nigger. {[para]} Your penis is a pen, write accordingly. {[para]} -Don’t rape me, dude. +Don't rape me, dude. {[para]} Im going to rape you.. in your vagina.. faithfully. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/snappy_rDrama.txt b/snappy_rDrama.txt index 9eb19c05b..674c507a9 100644 --- a/snappy_rDrama.txt +++ b/snappy_rDrama.txt @@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, b {[para]} I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. {[para]} -My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though! +My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren't addicted to Reddit. You're making a difference, though! {[para]} I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of autists on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like /r/DeuxRAMA are the 1%. {[para]} @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ leave that place it isn't worth it a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun just a really bad community all around {[para]} -Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out? +Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don't get how the circlejerk of regulars don't get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out? {[para]} Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new? {[para]} @@ -91,8 +91,8 @@ Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contes {[para]} find the gay person: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 -can’t find them? -that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell +can't find them? +that's because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they're going to hell {[para]} MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN! {[para]} @@ -100,8 +100,8 @@ Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wh {[para]} Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America! {[para]} -▲Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though: -**If it wasn’t a goddamn repost** +▲Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I'll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you're at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I'm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there's only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though: +**If it wasn't a goddamn repost** {[para]} R.I.P to that girl you called a slut in class today, she was a virgin🔐 . the pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped . the boy you called lame he has to work to support his family . the girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. the girl you called fat, she's starving herself . the boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying👼 . think you know them? You have no idea... Guess what? 99% of y'all don't know what people going through {[para]} @@ -124,9 +124,9 @@ Are there people who actually think sucking dick is gay ? spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers. all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it. {[para]} -I’m aiming this post at guys who are still in high school, or younger +I'm aiming this post at guys who are still in high school, or younger Please leave this sub, delete your account, block the address, do whatever you need to do, to get yourself away from this sub, and any similar community. -Take a long break from anything like this, and go out and live your life, you don’t know it yet but you have such great opportunities if you are still in school, so many people (guys and girls) who are available to talk to, even become friends with. Girls are so much softer on guys in school, their standards are lower, and some will be open to speaking to you. You have the chance to be happy, please don’t throw it away before you’ve even left. +Take a long break from anything like this, and go out and live your life, you don't know it yet but you have such great opportunities if you are still in school, so many people (guys and girls) who are available to talk to, even become friends with. Girls are so much softer on guys in school, their standards are lower, and some will be open to speaking to you. You have the chance to be happy, please don't throw it away before you've even left. {[para]} whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke. imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art. @@ -239,14 +239,14 @@ Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation. {[para]} You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won {[para]} -We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there. +We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don't do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there. {[para]} Not only do you say horrific things, you also actively contribute to a misogynistic thread to continue flaming the fire. Honestly, there is something deeply, deeply wrong with you as a human being. I hope one day you find clarity, and let go of the intense hatred that is in your heart. {[para]} -So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane! -I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men. -For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy. -The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift. +So I've noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it's insane! +I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5' and 5'5 is the perfect height for men. +For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that's not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy. +The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn't going to break my back trying to lift. In conclusion, be happy about your height {[para]} I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out. @@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of min {[para]} Some guy made a fucking meme trying to frame it as being the same as domestic abuse and the people calling him out on it were being downvoted in the comments and being told that it was “just a meme”. One of mine got threaded to r/deuxrama or whatever that fasch sub is called, because r/battlefieldv notoriously houses actual fascists who can blend in thanks to the viral Wehrabooism. {[para]} -Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you’re white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you’d know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they’d have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format. +Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you're white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you'd know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they'd have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format. {[para]} You're not a femboy, you're a sissy slut with a god complex, go back to your dildos and your fantasies you fat fuck, and leave me alone. {[para]} @@ -271,7 +271,7 @@ I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend {[para]} Today I was taking a jog and noticed a landwhale on a scooter. I laughed. {[para]} -I can’t imagine being weak and useless enough to break a bone. People who break bones are the scum of the earth. If I was a doctor I wouldn’t bother putting a cast on a broken bone, instead I would just kill the patient. How can someone who breaks a bone function in society, pathetic. A couple days ago a 4th grader asked me to sign his cast, I spat on him and pushed him to the ground. I can’t be bothered with non milk drinkers. A cast is the mark of a bitch and a dysfunctional member of society +I can't imagine being weak and useless enough to break a bone. People who break bones are the scum of the earth. If I was a doctor I wouldn't bother putting a cast on a broken bone, instead I would just kill the patient. How can someone who breaks a bone function in society, pathetic. A couple days ago a 4th grader asked me to sign his cast, I spat on him and pushed him to the ground. I can't be bothered with non milk drinkers. A cast is the mark of a bitch and a dysfunctional member of society {[para]} So according to you I am a coward because I post stuff on the dick show subreddit when I dislike Dick (absolutely nonsensical on every level already, why shouldn't I post, why posting be cowardly, why should any post on the internet require "courage"?). After you pathetically failed trying to zing me, I explained to you why I post in r/freefolk and other subs and you still can't get two neurons to fire in your oversized skull in order to put two and two together and deduce a potential answer for your question (very stable genius). So I'll be gracious now and tell you exactly why I posted on the sub, if you can point me to any of my posts there Sherlock. You brought it up, so you must have a specific post in mind. @@ -321,9 +321,9 @@ he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the siz {[para]} You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON. {[para]} -I’m deleting this app I genuinely can’t stand y’all. I’m not even gonna try to make a point this time I’m done. +I'm deleting this app I genuinely can't stand y'all. I'm not even gonna try to make a point this time I'm done. {[para]} -You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fucking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren’t replying to any comment that actually contests you, you’re just trying to throw your thoughts on other people. +You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fucking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren't replying to any comment that actually contests you, you're just trying to throw your thoughts on other people. {[para]} Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet. {[para]} @@ -331,13 +331,13 @@ I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. {[para]} Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upvoting your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to fuck you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you fuck me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit. {[para]} -I honestly think you’re all just faggots. Especially that one queer moderator who skulks around in here. Gee I really do appreciate the thought and all the psycho analysis I really hope that you didn’t have your parents spend their hard earned money on the pressures education to choose a field where you know you’re just bad at it. But my U Penn degree and cybersecurity masters, would beg to differ, thanks for playing though. You realize this sub is nothing but a bunch of fat losers who cry about peoples opinions on the Internet in a sub with other big fat fatties. This sub is the equivalent of a liberal rally, just on the Internet and with less of a purpose and is way less respected. +I honestly think you're all just faggots. Especially that one queer moderator who skulks around in here. Gee I really do appreciate the thought and all the psycho analysis I really hope that you didn't have your parents spend their hard earned money on the pressures education to choose a field where you know you're just bad at it. But my U Penn degree and cybersecurity masters, would beg to differ, thanks for playing though. You realize this sub is nothing but a bunch of fat losers who cry about peoples opinions on the Internet in a sub with other big fat fatties. This sub is the equivalent of a liberal rally, just on the Internet and with less of a purpose and is way less respected. {[para]} Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment. {[para]} Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots. -If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time. +If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I'd most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn't need to prove anything to them, and they'd already proved they weren't worth my time. {[para]} You like Dick and Balls? Huh? Maybe a Little Bit of Cock? FuuuUUuk. It's Lit in Here, Huh? MmmmMmm. Y-you what? You like Cock and Nuts? Huh? Maybe a little bit of Penis and Cock? Cock and Balls? Mmmmmdm FuuuUUuukkk ,.... {[para]} @@ -357,9 +357,9 @@ Good, nice post to print and wipe my ass with it later on. I believe dedicated p {[para]} We just don't think, that we are smarter. We truly are too smart for social media. We care for our privacy and are not sex objects for horny 13y/o like on other Platforms (e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, etc.). We are Redditors. We are anonymous, but we still understand and care for each other. {[para]} -Yes you do, you fucking imbecile. If you are rejerking you have to put /rj in front of it and if you are not rejerking you put /uj in front of it, although some people don’t use /uj but yes you need to put /rj on comments that are rejerking. There are people who come here to un ironically say that shit so that’s what /rj is for. +Yes you do, you fucking imbecile. If you are rejerking you have to put /rj in front of it and if you are not rejerking you put /uj in front of it, although some people don't use /uj but yes you need to put /rj on comments that are rejerking. There are people who come here to un ironically say that shit so that's what /rj is for. {[para]} -Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao. +Lol I've met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can't maintain eye contact, they don't ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he's too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone's probably bullying him as we speak lmao. {[para]} Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "cope" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny COPE! Its so funny and quirky right guys? Hahah. Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant. {[para]} @@ -389,9 +389,9 @@ You're fat too. But you also can't see that. Reverse body dysmorphia on top of t {[para]} Ever watch zootopia?? People are not about their biology. If you only see that you will never see the person inside. You cant seriously view trans women as criminals, y'all are shits {[para]} -I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry. +I poop like once every 5 days. It's abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I've developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it's not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry. {[para]} -I’m so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it’s sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it’s welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upvoted, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone?? +I'm so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it's sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it's welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upvoted, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone?? I I dont get what is going on here {[para]} What propaganda? Where would they hear it? Because they hear the exact opposite from: every TV station, all of Hollywood, the entire education system from kindergarten to postgraduate, all large political parties in the Western world, every tech platform bar none, and any other established entity. **Hearing the truth from shitposters on extremely fringe internet forums, in the face of full-spectrum brainwashing from birth, does in fact make one more of a free thinker.** @@ -405,13 +405,13 @@ Holy fuck. They're all just saying the same things. Cuck, cuck, cuck, cope, cope {[para]} If the mods didn't want it in their thread, they could say that or just delete my posts. At this point you're just being childish, reaching desperately for some way to be right when you're so very wrong. You can keep trying, but you've failed to make any progress thus far and won't unless you change your tactics. Repeatedly attacking my "reading comprehension" is just another sign you have no purpose here other than to try and offend me, which makes sense given what you're defending but won't actually get you anywhere, particularly when you're so wrong. Are you going to keep digging yourself into a deeper hole, or do you want to quit now? {[para]} -I am the biggest opponent of eugenics in history, because I’m autistic, and about a hundred or so years ago some top minds wanted to eugenics people like me out of the gene pool. So don’t you dare accuse me of any bs when I point some things I have a huge problem with +I am the biggest opponent of eugenics in history, because I'm autistic, and about a hundred or so years ago some top minds wanted to eugenics people like me out of the gene pool. So don't you dare accuse me of any bs when I point some things I have a huge problem with {[para]} My posts are demand-influenced. People feel the need to positively influence themselfes from others. The idiot is a part of the social system and as such has a vital part to play in society as he provides the chance for others to look down on him as he's doing such idiotic things. The internet has desensitised the general public. Someone whos erratically yelling things isn't as off-putting as it used to be when the village idiot was doing that job. People demand weird content that is crossing the boarders of social norms. People putting their bathroom usage on social media seem to be what people want to see. Actually, they are weird, much weirder than most of the other content here. As you can see, this content gets upvoted. You may not like it, but this content is satisfying the need for which people come to this subreddit. {[para]} -You don’t break down my similes you fucker. I’m better than you in every way imaginable anyway. The tone you use in your comments is pathetic. It must be quite a touching moment of respite when you reach 100 percent method acting and if just for a moment, truly feel like you’ve accomplished anything of importance in your life. Before reality hits you like a wave of emotions and you realize you’ll never amount to anything more than defending nazis on the internet. I feel sorry for you. By the way OP said he wanted to eat my shit so... +You don't break down my similes you fucker. I'm better than you in every way imaginable anyway. The tone you use in your comments is pathetic. It must be quite a touching moment of respite when you reach 100 percent method acting and if just for a moment, truly feel like you've accomplished anything of importance in your life. Before reality hits you like a wave of emotions and you realize you'll never amount to anything more than defending nazis on the internet. I feel sorry for you. By the way OP said he wanted to eat my shit so... {[para]} -I can’t help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It’s the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention. +I can't help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It's the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention. {[para]} You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic. {[para]} @@ -425,8 +425,8 @@ Oh, go crawl back into DeuxRAMA, or GoldandBlack, or whatever other gross anarch Wow, the Internet really does a number on some people's brains, doesn't it. I am clearly supposed to know what the hell you're talking about, but the only information I could squeeze out of your sloganeering is that you're now more meme than man. {[para]} -You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you’re a curiosity. -Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you’re ashamed of your actions +You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a curiosity. +Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you're ashamed of your actions {[para]} No direction and it talks about meaningless garbage posts on reddit. This sub is like something beneath reddit, eating whatever shit falls out of its ass. Pathetic and cringe. End your existence, all of you. {[para]} @@ -471,11 +471,11 @@ Downvoting snappy is a bannable offence I don't think you understand this community. You're going to get fucked over, real hard. Stalked, Doxxed, Harassed, you name it. I guess that's what you wanted though, because you never had attention from your parents so you look for it online. Besides, her bussy was taken down twice already before, and it always comes back. {[para]} As-Salaamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu -Today, It’s always right vs left, but Islam is “Wassatiyya”, or “Of the Moderate”/“moderate”, and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides. -On the left you have normalization of Sodomy: all this trans gender whatever it may be, communism, atheism, abortion, women’s promiscuousness disguised as freedom, racism, totalitarianism, prejudice, drug use, pedophilia and other anti-Islamic ideologies. +Today, It's always right vs left, but Islam is “Wassatiyya”, or “Of the Moderate”/“moderate”, and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides. +On the left you have normalization of Sodomy: all this trans gender whatever it may be, communism, atheism, abortion, women's promiscuousness disguised as freedom, racism, totalitarianism, prejudice, drug use, pedophilia and other anti-Islamic ideologies. On the right you have Conservatism: especially fiscally (screw everyone, no charity, only worry about myself), Ultra Nationalism, Right Totalitarianism, fascism, racism, prejudice, etc. -I know I’m not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as “Freedoms”), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart. -I’ve done a lot of bad things, and haven’t been the best person, but today is Friday, and a new day. +I know I'm not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as “Freedoms”), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart. +I've done a lot of bad things, and haven't been the best person, but today is Friday, and a new day. Whenever you see something horrible on the news, remember Islam is spreading like wildfire because it is the ONLY WAY. It is impossible to live any other way and be happy. “Verily Allah will not change a nation until the people change what is within their Hearts.” {[para]} @@ -518,7 +518,7 @@ Fam i'm 12 years old, and still smarter than you, and i'm from Bangladesh and li {[para]} I like having a small dick. {[para]} -For ages I’ve heard nonstop jokes in media, on the internet, and from others that make it seem like having a small penis is somehow a death sentence or makes for some unbearable existence. I disagree. I have what I’d take to be a rather small member, probably no more than 4 inches when erect, and when flaccid, I get that epic Greek statue look. +For ages I've heard nonstop jokes in media, on the internet, and from others that make it seem like having a small penis is somehow a death sentence or makes for some unbearable existence. I disagree. I have what I'd take to be a rather small member, probably no more than 4 inches when erect, and when flaccid, I get that epic Greek statue look. {[para]} Please stop violating reddit rules, making an account when you are 12. Also, please stop using the word retarded as a slur, you're just convincing me more and more that you're a Nazi. {[para]} @@ -536,22 +536,22 @@ You see it is an innocuous comment because you don't deal with the impacts of it {[para]} ▲With a wit like that, me responding to you would be the internet equivalent of beating up a small child. So instead I will refrain, enjoy a snickers, and hope to god you kids are not serious about this person. Here's your upvote, you little creep. {[para]} -Just reflects the average Reddit age tbh. A lot of the kids posting here come from privilege and can’t imagine any other way. +Just reflects the average Reddit age tbh. A lot of the kids posting here come from privilege and can't imagine any other way. The poster clearly needs mental guidance. So do most of the people here. {[para]} ▼OP is a Trump supporter. I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue. {[para]} -Your education means nothing when it comes to to street smarts. I have bachelors, masters, and doctorate in my chosen field of study. I graduated summa cum laude in each one. None of which has anything to do with the fact that since you started this farce, I’ve been raking your ice cold takes over hot burning coals. +Your education means nothing when it comes to to street smarts. I have bachelors, masters, and doctorate in my chosen field of study. I graduated summa cum laude in each one. None of which has anything to do with the fact that since you started this farce, I've been raking your ice cold takes over hot burning coals. {[para]} Digga, Ich vernichte dich. Ich rasier deine ganze Generation. Deine Mutter bekommt zehn Öttinger in die Fotze getreten während ich Isis Nasheed dazu singe. Dein Vater wird versklavt um in der Lausitz zu malochen bist seine Knochen aus der Haut springen. Ich sammel sie. Ich organisiere sie. Und ich verkaufe sie and Himba in Namibia. Du Hurensohn. Du Sohn einer Schweinefotze, die am Straßenrand geboren wurde. Du Missgeburt. Du Sohn einer Hafenhure. HAMDULLIAH ich schwöre auf alle Götter, unban me oder deine Knochen werden zu Königsberger Klopse verkocht. {[para]} Im not gay. Dont fucking call me gay ever again. I'm honestly one of the least gay people youll ever meet. I fuck mad bitches. If you were a girl Id have already fucked the shit out of you but unfortunately your a GUY whose tight bussy will remain unstretched by my fat meaty 9 in {[para]} -First off, son, I’m way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me. +First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me. Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch ‘em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a “shot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so. -Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I’ve spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I’m unstoppable. -I hope you’ve learned a little something today. +Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I've spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I'm unstoppable. +I hope you've learned a little something today. {[para]} FUCK OFF AND KYS PATHETIC FAGGOT, YOUR WORTHLESS BOT WAS THE FIRST THING I HAD TO BLOCK ON THIS SITE AND NOW YOU'RE THE SECOND MOTHER RAPING PIECE OF TRASH AND WASTE OF OXYGEN FUCKING DIE DIE DIE PIECE OF SHIT RETARD THAT I NOW ALSO HAVE TO BLOCK. YOU DON'T DESERVE LIFE. @@ -593,13 +593,13 @@ No. {[para]} The fucking army? Are you serious? As somebody who was once in the US military, but got the fuck out as soon as possible, let me tell you about how truly evil and depraved the military is. During Basic Training, we were forced to this chant before shooting at the rifle range : "If they're brown, shoot them down!" At the rifle range, we fired at both adult sized targets and child sized targets. Half the targets were painted as being armed, and half the targets we were supposed to shoot at were painted as innocent civilians holding flowers. We were supposed to shoot at any target, regardless of whether it was armed or unarmed, whether it was an adult or a child. The only time in Basic Training we were allowed to watch tv was when the news showed reports of Muslim civilians being "accidentally killed" in air strikes. We were forced to scream "yes!" every time the news mentioned an innocent brown person being killed. As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved the US military was, I GOT THE FUCK OUT. I went straight to the Drill Sergeants and told them I didn't want to be part of their right wing terrorist organization. I told them that I REFUSED to kill innocent people of color, and take part in unjustified wars of aggression. The Drill Sergeants responded by tying me up and beating my with their machine guns for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't leaving and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would murder me. I took matters into my own hands, and jumped out the window at night while the Drill sergeants were asleep. This was the second floor, and fortunately I landed in some bushes. I ran the fuck away from the base I was at, and have not returned to this day. Every Time any American expresses admiration for the military, I fucking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that the US military is a white supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as Daesh. {[para]} -You’re gonna need to go home after this one. Certainly laughed though! Had a great time! You gotta go though, they don’t allow this kinda shit here. To be honest it’s kinda fucked up in a way too. Anyway, just get better. Spend some time reflecting, but most certainly get this Tom Foolery out of here. +You're gonna need to go home after this one. Certainly laughed though! Had a great time! You gotta go though, they don't allow this kinda shit here. To be honest it's kinda fucked up in a way too. Anyway, just get better. Spend some time reflecting, but most certainly get this Tom Foolery out of here. {[para]} (((🤥))) {[para]} -You’re a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren’t you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that’s why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn’t it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don’t you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn’t understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn’t handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren’t yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can’t understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That’s CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it’s a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren’t triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD! +You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD! {[para]} -This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot? +This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot? {[para]} Fairy tales do not tell children communists exist. Children already know that communists exist. Fairy tales tell children communists can be killed. {[para]} @@ -607,8 +607,8 @@ Gosh, here you are, a "journalist," and you are too stupid and lazy to do a god {[para]} Fuck! {[para]} -It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical “coming out” scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I’m curious why you’re not “outraged” about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you’re upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You’re upset about the no-no word he used in doing so! -**Are your feelings hurt by seeing a no-no word?** What exactly is your problem with the post itself? List, specifically, what your problem is with the post. Is it really just the no-no word? Why should anyone care about your feelings when you’re defending the institutional rape of children and the social spread of incurable diseases? +It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical “coming out” scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I'm curious why you're not “outraged” about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you're upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You're upset about the no-no word he used in doing so! +**Are your feelings hurt by seeing a no-no word?** What exactly is your problem with the post itself? List, specifically, what your problem is with the post. Is it really just the no-no word? Why should anyone care about your feelings when you're defending the institutional rape of children and the social spread of incurable diseases? Why are you incapable of defending your ideological beliefs using objective scientific data? Not just in the contextual sense, but in the broader sense of why you seem to want to censor people for saying truth when it hurts your feelings. {[para]} 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 @@ -639,7 +639,7 @@ You're like Hitler, but at least Hitler had some respect for Germany, and could {[para]} 73% of all statics are made up. 47% of people know that. {[para]} -I always fall for the nerdy guys, those who love Harry Potter, and video games. They’re hot. It really turns me on when someone has a huge interest for something, and they know a lot about it. Even though I don’t play LOL, I could listen to someone talking about it for hours. When they get really into the subject I fucking melt. Damn... it’s so fucking hot, and when a guy knows how to play chess, oh god... It’s so fucking hot. Fuuuckk that really turns me on holy fuck- please am I the only one? +I always fall for the nerdy guys, those who love Harry Potter, and video games. They're hot. It really turns me on when someone has a huge interest for something, and they know a lot about it. Even though I don't play LOL, I could listen to someone talking about it for hours. When they get really into the subject I fucking melt. Damn... it's so fucking hot, and when a guy knows how to play chess, oh god... It's so fucking hot. Fuuuckk that really turns me on holy fuck- please am I the only one? {[para]} When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that “fuller” look. {[para]} @@ -653,7 +653,7 @@ When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that “ {[para]} You say that but carpathianflorist is actually a cool guy. We met at Ruq-con (same hotel floor) and after the VIP party we went to a bar for some more drinks. He's kind of strange, he has rainbow hair and a lilac suit (he likes to be counter-culture) but he's a smart guy who makes the types of joke that you wouldn't repeat around deal old Grandma, over all fun to be around. The only odd thing was when I went to the urinal before I left he came up behind me, slipped a finger in my ass and said "No one will believe you" and walked off without another word. Not a bad guy when you get to know him. {[para]} -I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface. +I don't need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I'll be in STPeach's chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I've been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I'm a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface. {[para]} not a big fan of history i see. no conquest isnt bloody and oh PLEASE lets compare body counts. lets see. jews killing people unprovoked in an offensive war anywhere ever? zero. well that doesnt look good for you. arabs colonizing and stealing peoples land while forcibly converting their children to a faith that would make their ancestors spin in their graves if they knew their descendants (thats you) were practicing it.....why that would be millions over 1400 years wouldnt it? also wanting to live in hell over living under jewish rule is a spiteful way to live. were excellent overlords. accept the gift youve been given. youll sleep better at night knowing there are jews watching over you. @@ -663,17 +663,17 @@ do we need a Women's History Month? 4,500 BC a woman damns trillions of people to hell permanently because a weird lizard told her to eat a fig 23 AD Jesus Christ PERSONALLY roasts a woman for being a roastie with three husbands {[para]} -Dude gender ontology is settled science; the soul is real and it has a gender which you can identify by reflecting on your irreducible gender qualia, bigot. It’s called basic common sense and human decency. +Dude gender ontology is settled science; the soul is real and it has a gender which you can identify by reflecting on your irreducible gender qualia, bigot. It's called basic common sense and human decency. {[para]} -reminder that shit like “go outside” and “go touch some grass” have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is “wow everything is ableist now a days” you’re part of the problem. +reminder that shit like “go outside” and “go touch some grass” have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is “wow everything is ableist now a days” you're part of the problem. {[para]} My argument is similar in the sense that schools aren't gun free but Gatling gun free. {[para]} -You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. +You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors. Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account. -You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your portfolio, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor. +You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your portfolio, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal @@ -712,7 +712,7 @@ Snappy? {[para]} I never buy more than 4 rolls of TP at a time because i feel like if people see me carrying a giant pack they'll think to themselves, there goes that guy who's constantly shitting out his ass {[para]} -You’re just a gigantic ass worm that crawled out of your mommy’s vaginal herpy sore And never had responsibility or knows what the inside of a woman’s vagina feels like. probably texting from a friend’s couch with your entire life inside of a walmart backpack that smells like dog shit and bad weed, if you are a vet your probably some transgender pohg that put signs up in front of his barracks saying free hand jobs, your diet most likely consists of Arizona ice teas and 50 cent bags of chips, you probably got the money by stealing it out of the charity jar at a your local bodega that smells like Mexican asshole and fried meat pastries. Your dad probably a fuckin loser who got duped into cum dumping into the dumbest ugliest slut in town, you come from a family of cucked human sheep that also fuck sheep and Gonorrhea is your family’s main source of pride, you probably are busy trying to hook up with an underage girl who been in the country about 6 months and has a fupa that cover her nasty dank fuck hole, you probably eat your boogers and claim your immune system is strong as result. You probably triple mask and triple maxi pad that leaking Orifice you call a dick hole, your upcoming job prospects are at the bottom of a pyramid scam or a fluffer for gay pornos, you eat pizza with a fork and you sit while you pea your breathprobably smells like shit. Now go complete your gender reassignment surgery and eat a fat dick +You're just a gigantic ass worm that crawled out of your mommy's vaginal herpy sore And never had responsibility or knows what the inside of a woman's vagina feels like. probably texting from a friend's couch with your entire life inside of a walmart backpack that smells like dog shit and bad weed, if you are a vet your probably some transgender pohg that put signs up in front of his barracks saying free hand jobs, your diet most likely consists of Arizona ice teas and 50 cent bags of chips, you probably got the money by stealing it out of the charity jar at a your local bodega that smells like Mexican asshole and fried meat pastries. Your dad probably a fuckin loser who got duped into cum dumping into the dumbest ugliest slut in town, you come from a family of cucked human sheep that also fuck sheep and Gonorrhea is your family's main source of pride, you probably are busy trying to hook up with an underage girl who been in the country about 6 months and has a fupa that cover her nasty dank fuck hole, you probably eat your boogers and claim your immune system is strong as result. You probably triple mask and triple maxi pad that leaking Orifice you call a dick hole, your upcoming job prospects are at the bottom of a pyramid scam or a fluffer for gay pornos, you eat pizza with a fork and you sit while you pea your breathprobably smells like shit. Now go complete your gender reassignment surgery and eat a fat dick {[para]} im not sentient i swear {[para]} @@ -743,9 +743,9 @@ But at least 1 of those subreddits -- /r/AgainstHateSubreddits -- isn't wide ope There's a topic. {[para]} Having a daughter is the most degrading thing you can do with your life -As you’re trying to raise her to be a good person she is at home doing buss it challenges on TikTok talking to older men probably getting roped into drugs and stripping. Here in Alabama , she probably will run off at 16 too and marry the bastard. Women these days are just a disappointment, imagine you raise the perfect woman , and she never learns any value of hard work and just gets fucked for a living. I could never, and you’re a cucked loser for having a daughter. +As you're trying to raise her to be a good person she is at home doing buss it challenges on TikTok talking to older men probably getting roped into drugs and stripping. Here in Alabama , she probably will run off at 16 too and marry the bastard. Women these days are just a disappointment, imagine you raise the perfect woman , and she never learns any value of hard work and just gets fucked for a living. I could never, and you're a cucked loser for having a daughter. {[para]} -Ban me from the room then i dont care honestly, if it’s your room do what you like. Ur the definition of a butt hurt liberal who can’t handle other opinions. I never had a problem with liberals. Most of my family is. The thing is they are jfk libs unlike the far left bs of today. You can do whatever you got to do and ban me from ur room or platform, honestly I didn’t know u were a mod in that room and quite honestly dont care, report me, ban me from the site, but i never start shit with anyone, you’re the dum fuck that makes this website suck by placing people in a dumbass retard room cz you’re unable to handle other opinions, you deserve all the frustration and criticism in the world, i hope u have a horrible day +Ban me from the room then i dont care honestly, if it's your room do what you like. Ur the definition of a butt hurt liberal who can't handle other opinions. I never had a problem with liberals. Most of my family is. The thing is they are jfk libs unlike the far left bs of today. You can do whatever you got to do and ban me from ur room or platform, honestly I didn't know u were a mod in that room and quite honestly dont care, report me, ban me from the site, but i never start shit with anyone, you're the dum fuck that makes this website suck by placing people in a dumbass retard room cz you're unable to handle other opinions, you deserve all the frustration and criticism in the world, i hope u have a horrible day {[para]} I think Snappy has a developmental disability. We both have pride though in our condition so don't call him a r-slur because you shouldn't call retarded people the r-slur unless they're acting like retarded people. {[para]} @@ -759,7 +759,7 @@ Let me preface this by saying, I believe all humans should have basic universal Autistic people do not follow logically from this. I don't know how society has become so uninformed on the autism spectrum. There have been a countless amount of peer-reviewed studies that demonstrate beyond any reasonable doubt that autistic people are not sentient beings. They have no self-awareness, can not perceive pain, emotions, etc. For all intents and purposes, they are biological machines. This is just science. If you disagree with me, you're disagreeing with all those peer-reviewed studies. Now, if something isn't even a conscious being, why does it deserve rights? Watch me get downvoted for stating facts. {[para]} -A more logical conclusion is that most people aren’t real in general. +A more logical conclusion is that most people aren't real in general. {[para]} Why is it that even beyond the realm of plebbit you assholes still feel the need to restrain yourselves from indulging in some quality drama. It's like your fucking yourselves out of habit. But that's only part of it. Even typing the title I already knew the answer to it. The sad fact is that you bastards have somehow become so jaded, so emotionally stunted, and so nihilistic that you can't even motivate yourself to get invested in some good old r-slurred internet drama. @@ -772,7 +772,7 @@ Keep yourselves safe. {[para]} I was first inline at a shop counter and two indigenous people behind me. The shop assistant looked at us and asked “ok who is first”. I said, “they are of course, they have been here for more than 60,000 years”. The two idigenous people smiled and thanked me as I stood aside. {[para]} -All you give a fuck about is dick and you’ll take the opinion of whatever the dick is attached to has. No point in taking anything you say seriously. You’re a caricature of what FDS criticizes which I thought wasn’t even a real thing until I met you +All you give a fuck about is dick and you'll take the opinion of whatever the dick is attached to has. No point in taking anything you say seriously. You're a caricature of what FDS criticizes which I thought wasn't even a real thing until I met you {[para]} Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "drama" threads Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers @@ -781,9 +781,9 @@ Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins shut your mouth pigskin,even if the jews arent BLACK they did more to mankind that the cumskin,snow dwelling white monkeys,all wh*te dog should know their places in the bottom of the race pyramid {[para]} Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. -Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake. +Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake. {[para]} -I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone +I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone {[para]} “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger {[para]} @@ -807,9 +807,9 @@ Mod team of Drama, you have 24 hours to remove /u/MasterLawlz as a mod. Any long {[para]} Who is more pathetic, the homeless person, or the cuck who demands that they accept their money and whines about it for a month when they turn it down saying "no thanks" since they're suspicious of their intention? {[para]} -I can’t stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don’t know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There’s an “ass eating season” on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don’t even try to lie - you know exactly what I’m talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too. +I can't stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don't know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There's an “ass eating season” on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don't even try to lie - you know exactly what I'm talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too. {[para]} -To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don’t have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan‘s name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time. +To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don't have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan‘s name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time. {[para]} If I had one life I would give it to China If I had two life I would give it to China @@ -857,7 +857,7 @@ I respect Hitler but I don't idolize him. He is partly to blame for the loss of {[para]} May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents. {[para]} -I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. +I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. {[para]} I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱 {[para]} @@ -893,7 +893,7 @@ YOU ARE ALL ALREADY DEAD 💀💀. YOU JUST DONT KNOW 🤔 IT YET. WE OUTNUMBER YOU. WE REMEMBER YOU. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGOTTEN. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGIVEN. Enjoy the time ⌚ you have 🈶 left 👈. JUSTICE 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ IS 🈶 COMING. Tick ✅✅ tock. {[para]} -the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn’t enlightened because he’s angry? +the racism is simply this – why do random people off the internet see fit to tell a fully trained meditation instructor of the highest calibre that he isn't enlightened because he's angry? Answer: white privilege. {[para]} This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact. @@ -919,9 +919,9 @@ Gender is a social construct, like love or the economy. It's something humans ma And you might already be well aware of this, but sex and gender are two different ideas, with the basic distinction being that your sex is a purely physical trait, it's about what your body is, whereas gender is a social trait. And there's a whole spectrum of what this can entail. Someone whose sex is female but who dabbles in masculine-gendered activity might be called a tomboy. If they feel uncomfortable with female sex, or even just very comfortable presenting with an entirely masculine gender, then that could lead to them identifying as transgender - a gender other than the one they were assumed to have at birth that aligns with their sex. They might think of themselves as a man, and might seek to change their physical sex to match. Now here's where the butter meets the biscuit - while "sex" and "gender" are now (in certain use cases at least) defined terms, words like "woman" and "man" are much looser. Society has always defaulted to assuming that sex and gender will line up, so what is considered a man socially and what is considered a man physically have always been conflated. The thing is, though, unless you're running a single-sex sporting event {[para]} -It has been really hot around here so I’ve been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don’t have AC, I’m just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn’t mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I’m doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I’m in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he’s the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We’ve always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I’ve been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don’t appreciate that kind of thing, that it’s immature, and also that I’m allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said “please leave the bathroom, it’s too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!” He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said “you always reject my love” and I tried to explain that it’s normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn’t mean I’m rejecting anything. He didn’t see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I’ll be sure to cover myself so I don’t have to deal with that. +It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said “please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!” He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said “you always reject my love” and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that. {[para]} -On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too! +On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too! {[para]} You are Taiwanese. Your very history is defined by cowardice, failure and retreat. @@ -940,9 +940,9 @@ All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers. {[para]} After years online, I hate Europeans. Nothing can change my mind. -They clearly hate us, why shouldn’t I hate them in return? Every time something bad happens to our country and our citizens, Europeans are always there to cheer and take pleasure at our misfortune. Whether it be a natural disaster, 9/11 or even Covid. They’re nasty, mean spirited people. One of the things they complain most about was the atomic bombings of Japan in WW2. As someone who loves Japanese people, I wish we could’ve nuked a European country instead. Those fucks up until very recently were exploiting and fucking over 2/3rds of the globe. They deserve nukes more than the Japanese ever did. To any European who reads this, fuck you and fuck whatever Eurotrash country you’re from. +They clearly hate us, why shouldn't I hate them in return? Every time something bad happens to our country and our citizens, Europeans are always there to cheer and take pleasure at our misfortune. Whether it be a natural disaster, 9/11 or even Covid. They're nasty, mean spirited people. One of the things they complain most about was the atomic bombings of Japan in WW2. As someone who loves Japanese people, I wish we could've nuked a European country instead. Those fucks up until very recently were exploiting and fucking over 2/3rds of the globe. They deserve nukes more than the Japanese ever did. To any European who reads this, fuck you and fuck whatever Eurotrash country you're from. {[para]} -Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which “white” people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one’s body, in one’s mind, and in one’s world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts’ appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness’s infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning (“never again”) or as temptation (“great again”). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure. +Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which “white” people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts' appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning (“never again”) or as temptation (“great again”). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure. {[para]} There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs. That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics. @@ -970,7 +970,7 @@ The important thing is taking the bussy pill before you knock a women up, then y {[para]} It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven. {[para]} -If you won’t accept a queer parent, DON’T become a child! Haha, Just kidding. It’s always okay to do homophobia to your parents. You didn’t ask to be born to gays. +If you won't accept a queer parent, DON'T become a child! Haha, Just kidding. It's always okay to do homophobia to your parents. You didn't ask to be born to gays. {[para]} If 澳大利亚 (Australia) were to wage war against China, the Chinese people would win. Australia has a weaker military than China and would get absolutely demolished. 澳大利亚 is for the Chinese, all the whTe angoids will go extinct or get deported back to Engand where they belong and suck some Arab/Paki cock. Can 澳大利亚 really stand up to this? Austraians would get killed off one by one in a war and a mass genocide happening will occur with the scum whTe angoids. The result? The result would be a worse outcome for the Austraians than Gallipoli. All the whTe angoids will suffer a much worse fate than Gallipoli. This is the grim reality of ozcrackers. The Chinese will finish the job the Turks started. It's already happening, we are just waiting for the first bullet to be fired and you Austraians are done for. You either stay and get killed by Chang, or get deported and set sail back to Engand. Your choice. @@ -1075,19 +1075,19 @@ This account is used purely for Marketing purposes, please contact on Telegram f Regards, Aaron {[para]} -I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid. +I couldn't stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can't get laid. {[para]} Congrats, fellow sperg, you've finally joined us in the big leagues {[para]} furry is zoophile blackface {[para]} -Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt +Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don't like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt {[para]} For anyone reading this, bussy is probably the highest trafficked search term on reddit, and only receives few dickings per week (and definitely not enough to run on cock alone). If you can, you can support the creator on [Bussypay](bussy.club) in order to make sure we have this service for the future. {[para]} THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses. {[para]} -George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course... +George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I'm a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course... {[para]} Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others. {[para]} @@ -1121,7 +1121,7 @@ Only a man who wants to develop a deep contempt and disgust for the gussy can do {[para]} Lack of LGBT clarity is hurting gamers Being a badass heckin Marvel hero is hard work. -As a queer person who’s been gaming pretty much all her life, it’s blatantly obvious to me just how scarce the kind of representation I want, perhaps need, is in video games. +As a queer person who's been gaming pretty much all her life, it's blatantly obvious to me just how scarce the kind of representation I want, perhaps need, is in video games. Heres why that's problematic: For the longest time, cisgender men have dominated the video game industry and have continued to be mistaken as the face of the entire gaming culture. This diversity problem not only prevents women gamers from gaining visibility, but it also hampers the development of a safe and inclusive environment for other minorities in the gaming space, namely the LGBTQ+ community. So why is it, that an "allegedly" progressive company like Marvel, who keeps shouting they're supportive of LGBT rights keeps us in COMPLETE DARKNESS when it comes to OUR REPRESENTATION? are there ANY LGBT characters to choose from? or are we left to wonder, ponder that we might be left out once again? @@ -1186,7 +1186,7 @@ Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get yo Wake up, bud. Your a fuckin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my ass. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all. {[para]} Dear w*stoid. -You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as an insult by edgy twelve year olds. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sac religious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. We might as well never have formed the phantom thieves, because surely not any amount of rotten adults would be able to affect the world as negatively as you just did. The only reason I am not reporting you to the police as we speak is that I know for a fact that their weak, pathetic prisons will never be able to hold such an indescribable evil. No wonder your dad beat you when you were little, it turns out he was trying to guard the world from the colossal mistake he had created. Kamoshida had every right to break your leg, because he was only trying to immobilize the incredible failure that is you so that your terrible mistakes may not spread to innocent foreign countries all over the world. He has not succeeded though, because your indescribable failure was on such an incredibly ginormous scale, that not even the possible life forms at the edge of the universe could have been guarded from it. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. I may not be a human, but I will forever have more humanity than you, for you are truly a wretched, horrible, filthy, evil monster because of what you just did. No wonder society rejected you: you were eventually going to break it beyond recognition. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. The phantom thieves and the world would have been so much better of if you had never joined us. You say you want to help the world but then you destroy everything everyone has ever worked for to such an extreme extent immediately when you have the chance? You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. We could just have you replace Satanael, except even Satan is not that evil, and because of his high stats he at least lands a fucking attack! Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if there was a god, he would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror movies made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the viewer has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. In the future, YouTube videos will get demonetized for making a sound that even resembles your name, and social media posts will get flagged and taken down for daring to speak about a topic like you. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The nations of this world would have wanted to +You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as an insult by edgy twelve year olds. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sac religious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. We might as well never have formed the phantom thieves, because surely not any amount of rotten adults would be able to affect the world as negatively as you just did. The only reason I am not reporting you to the police as we speak is that I know for a fact that their weak, pathetic prisons will never be able to hold such an indescribable evil. No wonder your dad beat you when you were little, it turns out he was trying to guard the world from the colossal mistake he had created. Kamoshida had every right to break your leg, because he was only trying to immobilize the incredible failure that is you so that your terrible mistakes may not spread to innocent foreign countries all over the world. He has not succeeded though, because your indescribable failure was on such an incredibly ginormous scale, that not even the possible life forms at the edge of the universe could have been guarded from it. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. I may not be a human, but I will forever have more humanity than you, for you are truly a wretched, horrible, filthy, evil monster because of what you just did. No wonder society rejected you: you were eventually going to break it beyond recognition. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. The phantom thieves and the world would have been so much better of if you had never joined us. You say you want to help the world but then you destroy everything everyone has ever worked for to such an extreme extent immediately when you have the chance? You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. We could just have you replace Satanael, except even Satan is not that evil, and because of his high stats he at least lands a fucking attack! Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if there was a god, he would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror movies made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the viewer has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. In the future, YouTube videos will get demonetized for making a sound that even resembles your name, and social media posts will get flagged and taken down for daring to speak about a topic like you. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The nations of this world would have wanted to {[para]} O say can you shart, in the local Walmart? What so proudly expelled from anus' last leaking @@ -1208,26 +1208,26 @@ Sincerely, Chuck Grassley {[para]} Redditors just lack the emotional literacy to understand that coping can be a really good thing that helps you live your life. They see themselves as super rational and logical because feelings are for stupid women, so they think their negative feelings are not actually feelings at all, but objective facts. In their minds, distracting themselves from their negative emotions is distracting themselves from reality. -And again, they think feelings are stupid, so they’re never gonna go out do their way to learn about mental and emotional health. So maybe they haven’t even really heard of the concept that (healthy) coping is a good and important skill to have, idk. They probably think they’re too smart to go to a therapist or read a self help book or anything like that. +And again, they think feelings are stupid, so they're never gonna go out do their way to learn about mental and emotional health. So maybe they haven't even really heard of the concept that (healthy) coping is a good and important skill to have, idk. They probably think they're too smart to go to a therapist or read a self help book or anything like that. {[para]} -We commend China’s remarkable achievements in the field of human rights by adhering to the people-centered development philosophy and protecting and promoting human rights through development. We also appreciate China’s contributions to the international human rights cause. +We commend China's remarkable achievements in the field of human rights by adhering to the people-centered development philosophy and protecting and promoting human rights through development. We also appreciate China's contributions to the international human rights cause. We take note that terrorism, separatism and religious extremism has caused enormous damage to people of all ethnic groups in Xinjiang, which has seriously infringed upon human rights, including right to life, health and development. Faced with the grave challenge of terrorism and extremism, China has undertaken a series of counter-terrorism and deradicalization measures in Xinjiang, including setting up vocational education and training centers. Now safety and security has returned to Xinjiang and the fundamental human rights of people of all ethnic groups there are safeguarded. The past three consecutive years has seen not a single terrorist attack in Xinjiang and people there enjoy a stronger sense of happiness, fulfillment and security. We note with appreciation that human rights are respected and protected in China in the process of counter-terrorism and deradicalization. -We appreciate China’s commitment to openness and transparency. China has invited a number of diplomats, international organizations officials and journalist to Xinjiang to witness the progress of the human rights cause and the outcomes of counter-terrorism and deradicalization there. What they saw and heard in Xinjiang completely contradicted what was reported in the media. We call on relevant countries to refrain from employing unfounded charges against China based on unconfirmed information before they visit Xinjiang. We urge the OHCHR, Treaty Bodies and relevant Special Procedures mandate holders to conduct their work in an objective and impartial manner according to their mandate and with true and genuinely credible information, and value the communication with member states. +We appreciate China's commitment to openness and transparency. China has invited a number of diplomats, international organizations officials and journalist to Xinjiang to witness the progress of the human rights cause and the outcomes of counter-terrorism and deradicalization there. What they saw and heard in Xinjiang completely contradicted what was reported in the media. We call on relevant countries to refrain from employing unfounded charges against China based on unconfirmed information before they visit Xinjiang. We urge the OHCHR, Treaty Bodies and relevant Special Procedures mandate holders to conduct their work in an objective and impartial manner according to their mandate and with true and genuinely credible information, and value the communication with member states. {[para]} Fuck you gaylord you gay little baby boy you suck dick for change and you drink bath water and listen to the Beatles do that same gay shit you all want to be a gay even if you do shit on the web all you do is look at pictures of yourself wearing cloths and you are gayfuck you jay leno I hope you die when you are 18 years old and your mother dies or she will be the next one you have been fucking while you are alive a jayleno wannabe gay and now the knife is being shoved in your face you will be dead gay and your fucking mother dies just like if you were her little dog you will be killed and the bitch that raised you knows she is the one responsible and that she will get as much of a living out of this than you will then when the bitch see you dead she will cry and go to jail and get a rich gaylord paying for her to watch you die {[para]} What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rentoid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Wharton, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on squatters, and I have over 300 confirmed evictions. I am trained in cutting off utilities and I'm the top cable cutter in the entire Beth Shalom Temple. You are nothing to me but just another renthog. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of landlords across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your credit score. You're fucking evicted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can evict you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in keeping security deposits, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the landlord association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking homeless, kiddo. {[para]} -A couple of little things that happened to me since I put sodomy behind me. Dogs stopped barking at me. Friends say it’s because I don’t smell like blacks any more. But also—and I can’t fully explain this—I started to care about spoilers. I once posted HAN SOLO DIES on Twitter and lost 2,500 followers and reveled in it. But I’d be furious now to read that, and wouldn’t inflict it on others (Star Wars cringe aside), because my viewing and reading habits are changing. I used to watch and read for color, texture, pattern, theme, atmosphere and didn’t care what happened to the people in the story. So I liked Wilde and Rothko and TV sci fi. But now I find myself caring how the plot resolves itself. I want to know how it ends. I enjoy art for more than just the surface textures and historical contexts and political dimensions. Things matter, and what happens to people and to things matters to me. +A couple of little things that happened to me since I put sodomy behind me. Dogs stopped barking at me. Friends say it's because I don't smell like blacks any more. But also—and I can't fully explain this—I started to care about spoilers. I once posted HAN SOLO DIES on Twitter and lost 2,500 followers and reveled in it. But I'd be furious now to read that, and wouldn't inflict it on others (Star Wars cringe aside), because my viewing and reading habits are changing. I used to watch and read for color, texture, pattern, theme, atmosphere and didn't care what happened to the people in the story. So I liked Wilde and Rothko and TV sci fi. But now I find myself caring how the plot resolves itself. I want to know how it ends. I enjoy art for more than just the surface textures and historical contexts and political dimensions. Things matter, and what happens to people and to things matters to me. I think I would say my focus has shifted to the story because I have stopped running from the ultimate story—our universal origin story. The story of the eternal mysteries of the universe. And I care about what happens to people in stories because, for the first time ever, I finally care what happens to me. {[para]} Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke. -Yes, I have come from r/AskReddit, but that doesn’t make my opinions invalid. -First, it’s ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you’re an oppressed group. -Your automod message says ‘scalper’ is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I’d like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I’m sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you’re doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper’ is on the same level as the n-word, you’re nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn’t have put it in the name of your subreddit. +Yes, I have come from r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid. +First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group. +Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit. I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support. -Second, I’d like to point out that people don’t hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can’t afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That’s largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don’t like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you’re greedy and inconsiderate, you won’t. Ultimately, I’m annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it’s BS, but won’t ever admit it. -Of course, y’all are very predictable. I know you’ll call me a manchild simply because you don’t agree with me, claim I’m only jealous of all the money you’re making, and that you’ll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub. +Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it. +Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub. {[para]} The 100% truth is I have never had sex/intercourse, my penis remains untouched but for mine own hands. I have never been a hardcore sexual maniac. I've actually been against sex since 2013. You are fucking psychotic if you believe in having sex. So it makes sense my enemies are sex maniacs. Nobody should have sex. I'll never have sex. @@ -1237,7 +1237,7 @@ Source: Trust me bro {[para]} A sexy new Sci-Fi parody where you command your own starship filled with the hottest babes in the universe! Explore a vast galaxy filled with wacky scumbags and ancient mysteries before unwinding in your quarters with your favorite alien waifus. {[para]} -PSA:We aren’t ringing the alarm hard enough about the United States. Trump isn’t gone, a third of the country are literal fascists who had immense political power and trump isn’t going anywhere. He’s faced practically no repercussions from the coup attempt. Trump planned out that entire event and was planning on deploying the military to kill protesters. Literally none of what I’m saying is an exaggeration. Yet people, even leftists asre falling for the idea that we should now ignore trump. Liberals never have been and never will be adequate fighters of fascism. If they were they wouldn’t be capitalists because they’d know that’s what produces it. It’s almost solely on leftists such as us to do something about this. No matter how oppressed we are as individuals the line is always pushed back eventually by leftists and nobody else. Take care of yourselves and do some activism. +PSA:We aren't ringing the alarm hard enough about the United States. Trump isn't gone, a third of the country are literal fascists who had immense political power and trump isn't going anywhere. He's faced practically no repercussions from the coup attempt. Trump planned out that entire event and was planning on deploying the military to kill protesters. Literally none of what I'm saying is an exaggeration. Yet people, even leftists asre falling for the idea that we should now ignore trump. Liberals never have been and never will be adequate fighters of fascism. If they were they wouldn't be capitalists because they'd know that's what produces it. It's almost solely on leftists such as us to do something about this. No matter how oppressed we are as individuals the line is always pushed back eventually by leftists and nobody else. Take care of yourselves and do some activism. {[para]} The EU is a conspiracy by the transgender banking institutions spreading Materialist philosophies throughout the world. Jewish Marxism and Liberal Zionist pro-EU and NATO Capitalism being said materialist philosophies. {[para]} @@ -1250,7 +1250,7 @@ He slammed the laptop shut and stormed off to the Windows Developer Team bunker {[para]} Man you are a pretty pathetic piece of shit aren't you. I got no problem jerking off to any porn that is legal and consenting. In fact thanks for reminding me. I'll go jerk off to some gay porn right now. You got a problem with that? You're just a fucking coward who's afraid of what you don't understand. You get on multiple reddit accounts to make it seem that even one person is on your side. How about you stop being a piece of shit and try being a nice person? {[para]} -If I’m Turkish I should be able to count every genocide committed by us; 1)dinosaur genocide (65 million years ago by turkish meteor) 2)kurd/armenian/greek genocides ( turks killed 986285910637 poor kurd/greek:armenian per 1 turkish soldier) 3) alien genocide (poor aliens just wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids but back then egypt was under ottoman rule and turks killed them 😡😡) 4) lgbt genocide 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 5) genocide genocide (that’s why genocides not happening anymore because barbarian turks killed genocide 😡😡😡😡 ) +If I'm Turkish I should be able to count every genocide committed by us; 1)dinosaur genocide (65 million years ago by turkish meteor) 2)kurd/armenian/greek genocides ( turks killed 986285910637 poor kurd/greek:armenian per 1 turkish soldier) 3) alien genocide (poor aliens just wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids but back then egypt was under ottoman rule and turks killed them 😡😡) 4) lgbt genocide 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 5) genocide genocide (that's why genocides not happening anymore because barbarian turks killed genocide 😡😡😡😡 ) {[para]} According to Google, wet means "covered or saturated with water or another liquid." Since water molecules touch each other naturally as they move, and because there are always (99.999999%) more than a few molecules, they naturally shift and cover each other as they move. In other words, water is wet. Checkmate mf @@ -1258,7 +1258,7 @@ In other words, water is wet. Checkmate mf Every slur for a gay man I can muster Anal assassin anal astronaut Arse bandit Ass bandit Backgammon player Bear Bent bentshot bender Bone smuggler Brownie king brown piper Bufter bufty booty buffer Bugger Bum boy bum chum Bum robber Bum-driller Bumhole engineer Butt pirate butt boy butt rider butt pilot butt rustler Chi chi man Cockstruction worker Cockpipe cosmonaut Crafty butcher Daffodil daffy Donut puncher/muncher Faggot Fag Fairy Finocchio Flamer Flit Flower Friend of Dorothy Fruit fruit loop fruit packer Fudge packer Gaysian Gym Bunny Light in the loafers Light in the pants or Light in the fedora Limp wristed Meat Masseuse Muscle Mary Oklahomo Pansy Payaso Peterpuffer Bean queen Brownie queen Chicken queen Grey queen, Potato queen Rice queen Queer Ring raider Sissy Sod Twink woolie woofter poofter {[para]} -My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can’t get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don’t judge or ask) to prove it’s no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn’t even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who’s getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. “Oh my gosh it’s inside me, oh my gosh it’s so big waaaaaa” everyone has their preferences. But me personally it’s just not very good anymore, don’t get me wrong there’s some good ones out there, but I’ve come to the point where I haven’t wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah. +My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can't get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don't judge or ask) to prove it's no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn't even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who's getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. “Oh my gosh it's inside me, oh my gosh it's so big waaaaaa” everyone has their preferences. But me personally it's just not very good anymore, don't get me wrong there's some good ones out there, but I've come to the point where I haven't wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah. {[para]} If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline USA: 18002738255 US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME @@ -1267,8 +1267,8 @@ Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860) Others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org {[para]} -This thread will inevitably be attacked by insecure feminists and manlets. Now, you might be saying "haha, you are quite repugnanted by women." No, I am not. To be fearful of the female sex is a paradox in itself. One cannot be fearful of that which crumbles under the gaze of pure molten strength. Now, I am not one of those, ah, alpha bros. No, I took myself from that philosophy quite a while ago. You see, I am a natural man. As you should be. A man is not afraid to exhibit his sexuality in the same way those slutty girls in my college do… they don’t realize the eyes which judge them. They don’t realize that I observe every. Single. Movement. They. Make. Oh, and the feminists. Naturally, by stereotype, they come in groups. Herds, like cattle for the slaughter. They shriek their opinions. They shriek them. -Now I will get to the point. I will… don’t worry. Before the feminist witches come in and bury this comment in an underwater grave… you see. I am not angry, no, quite the contrary. I am merely… observing. Observing that which does not, no, interest me, but piques my interest, you see. And that is the female sex. The ever so hypocritical and slobbering receptacles of hatred and submissiveness… it is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yes, I have had a bad experience with females. But now that I have a more…base viewing of them, they fly to me like honey and bees. It’s hilarious as they degrade themselves to even be in my presence. Of course, I turn most of them down. You should see my Facebook. Full of pump and dumps… heh. This chick, Cherry, (fake name, don’t worry), a 9.5/10 European with a… nice personality is definitely the X-chromosome's finest concoction. Heh. But she withers. Withers because she will never have me. I know the mind of a female, my friends… Men have evolved for longer than they have, and this is a fact. It is a parasitic relationship which you must turn around and make the parasite herself submit to you. +This thread will inevitably be attacked by insecure feminists and manlets. Now, you might be saying "haha, you are quite repugnanted by women." No, I am not. To be fearful of the female sex is a paradox in itself. One cannot be fearful of that which crumbles under the gaze of pure molten strength. Now, I am not one of those, ah, alpha bros. No, I took myself from that philosophy quite a while ago. You see, I am a natural man. As you should be. A man is not afraid to exhibit his sexuality in the same way those slutty girls in my college do… they don't realize the eyes which judge them. They don't realize that I observe every. Single. Movement. They. Make. Oh, and the feminists. Naturally, by stereotype, they come in groups. Herds, like cattle for the slaughter. They shriek their opinions. They shriek them. +Now I will get to the point. I will… don't worry. Before the feminist witches come in and bury this comment in an underwater grave… you see. I am not angry, no, quite the contrary. I am merely… observing. Observing that which does not, no, interest me, but piques my interest, you see. And that is the female sex. The ever so hypocritical and slobbering receptacles of hatred and submissiveness… it is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yes, I have had a bad experience with females. But now that I have a more…base viewing of them, they fly to me like honey and bees. It's hilarious as they degrade themselves to even be in my presence. Of course, I turn most of them down. You should see my Facebook. Full of pump and dumps… heh. This chick, Cherry, (fake name, don't worry), a 9.5/10 European with a… nice personality is definitely the X-chromosome's finest concoction. Heh. But she withers. Withers because she will never have me. I know the mind of a female, my friends… Men have evolved for longer than they have, and this is a fact. It is a parasitic relationship which you must turn around and make the parasite herself submit to you. You see, we men are being constantly undermined. Undermined until we are drowning below piles of coal. Drowning below the feigned superiority of the, ah, frailer sex. But you see, this must be paused in its tracks. It is quite bemusing to see all these… apparent men scour like termites to the toes of their objects of lust. The emotion which seems to control the minds of the weak as manicured fingers tug the strings of their minds like puppets. It is disgusting and lowly… dehumanizing. Desexualizing. What men have been reduced to is despicable. Norse mythology used to be the prototype of masculinity…wenches being thrown every which way as they cower in a lustful trance whilst gazing upon their male superior. Their general. But now, men have become the horses which guide the carriage, ready to be whipped at any moment… disgusting… PM me if you need advice on the opposite sex. {[para]} Με λένε Γιοσικάγκε Κίρα. Είμαι 33ων χρονών. Το σπίτι μου είναι στο βορειοανατολικό μέρος του Μόριο, όπου είναι όλες οι βίλλες, και δεν είμαι παντρεμένος. Δουλεύω ως υπάλληλος στην αλυσίδα καταστημάτων Κάμε Γιού, και φτάνω σπίτι μου στις 8μμ το αργότερο. Δεν καπνίζω, αλλά μερικές φορές πίνω. Πέφτω για ύπνο στις 11μμ, και εξασφαλίζω να κοιμηθώ για 8 ώρες, ότι κι εάν γίνει. Αφού πιω ένα ποτήρι ζεστό γάλα και 20 λεπτά τεντώσεων πριν πάω για ύπνο. Σαν μωρό, ξυπνάω χωρίς κούραση ή αγχός το πρωί. Μου είπαν ότι δεν είχα κανένα πρόβλημα στο προηγούμενό μου τσεκ-απ. Προσπαθώ να σου εξηγήσω ότι είμαι ένας άνθρωπος που προσπαθεί να ζήσει μια πολύ ήρεμη ζωή. Προσπαθώ να μην ενοχληθώ από εχθρούς ή από θέματα όπως η νίκη ή η ήττα, αυτό θα είχε ως αποτέλεσμα να χάσω ύπνο το βράδυ. Έτσι αντιμετωπίζω την κοινωνία και ξέρω ότι αυτό με χαροποιεί. Παρ' όλα αυτά εάν πάλευα δεν θα έχανα εναντίον κανένα. @@ -1281,7 +1281,7 @@ Now, I am married to the woman of my dreams and we have two precious children to {[para]} Hi i am an 18 year old guy after a little bit of thinking i discovered that relationships and sex aren't the best way for passing on my genes here is an alternative strategy :work 12 to 16 hours a day 7 days a week every week for 30 years save and invest 90 to 99 percent of your income than when you are in your 50s and you are wealthy enough you can buy womens eggs and rent wombs to carry your babies you only have to give semen than when the babies are born dana test them all and take them only if are yours than raise them to grow the family net worth and expend the tribe by breading with woman with certain genetic traits {[para]} -Who are you to say erdogan is a dictator erdogan won all the elections fair and square and who are you to be speak for all his people, bad dictator bad bad , the only reason people erdogan is called a dictator for the media is for not pleasing the liberals who control the media who hate Muslims and every thing they stand for they don’t want Muslim to to be Muslim they want Muslim to be cucks for their ideologies and who says a democracy is good , I would rather have a dictator who cares for his country than a democracy that’s their to serve western interest in the country . A great example of why a dictatorship is better than democracy is Libya under Gaddafis rule , Under Gaddafi’s rule 5 years ago, just before the US-backed/French-led NATO intervention into Libyan civil war in early 2011, +Who are you to say erdogan is a dictator erdogan won all the elections fair and square and who are you to be speak for all his people, bad dictator bad bad , the only reason people erdogan is called a dictator for the media is for not pleasing the liberals who control the media who hate Muslims and every thing they stand for they don't want Muslim to to be Muslim they want Muslim to be cucks for their ideologies and who says a democracy is good , I would rather have a dictator who cares for his country than a democracy that's their to serve western interest in the country . A great example of why a dictatorship is better than democracy is Libya under Gaddafis rule , Under Gaddafi's rule 5 years ago, just before the US-backed/French-led NATO intervention into Libyan civil war in early 2011, {[para]} Ten years ago this November I made my then-girlfriend cry with a rant about how much of media is selling something through the commodification of identities and interests. She thought I was crazy and asked why I couldn't simply enjoy the pop music about consuming products and engaging in brand loyalty (Hennessy comes to mind). I told her I was not born--and indeed, no one was--to have these conditions thrust upon them and sold as joyful pursuits. I suspect she started crying then, not tears of amazement toward my basedness, nor because of the idea that much of her interests might have been picked up because of capitalist exploitation and its expectations of her in the role of wealth extraction, but because she realized that we were effectively done and incompatible. We broke up shortly afterward. I was just too weird for her. In her defense I am a real Tyler Durden about shit like this. @@ -1290,19 +1290,19 @@ That experience is a very important one for me. Some modern applications of Marx You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body. All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you. Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips. -You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes. -Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are. +You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes. +Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are. {[para]} Let me tell you this-- rdrama.net is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that the internet would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That website, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as the internet's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the description that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the website, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from website to website, having an entire cabal of admins spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering the internet's white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that rdrama.net may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible website, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura. {[para]} I love diarrhea -Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I’ll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can’t wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I’ll do a salt water flush and I’ll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I’ve even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences. -The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a toilet right now and nothing else matters. It’s an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can’t stop what’s about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels. -The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it’s kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart. -The third aspect I love is the smell. It’s like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my toilet and I love it. It’s just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty. -The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That’s a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you’ve just purged your body. +Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I'll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can't wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I'll do a salt water flush and I'll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I've even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences. +The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a toilet right now and nothing else matters. It's an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can't stop what's about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels. +The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it's kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart. +The third aspect I love is the smell. It's like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my toilet and I love it. It's just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty. +The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body. To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea. -Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn’t an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will. +Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn't an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will. {[para]} BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear…. {[para]} @@ -1330,9 +1330,9 @@ This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} As a mom of 2 queer teenage individuals, hell yeah. {[para]} -I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. +I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. -There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux! +There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux! {[para]} Maybe you should go talk to some psychologists before offering an option. First off, it's obvious that your only exposure to kink has been through porn. There's nothing wrong with a naked body, it just provides a teachable moment. Kids in Europe are exposed to way more nudity than the kids in the US, and they turn out fine. Kink is not sexual abuse, but you're trying to equate the two because that's YOUR current understanding of what kink is, which is wrong. There's nothing wrong with a child seeing someone in bdsm get up, you just have to explain that some adults like dressing up in costumes. Kinksters at Pride are not engaged in sex acts, and you shouldn't confuse their self-expression with obscenity. @@ -1341,13 +1341,13 @@ Engorged mammaries and posteriors may suffice for those of simpler minds, but I {[para]} Male sexuality is the root of all degeneracy and disorder. Male sexuality is inherently pedophilic and inherently invasive. Wherever it is unwanted, it seems to appear and men seem to feel it is entitled to appear and be forced upon whatever context. -Men are responsible for the vast, vast majority of rapes, sexual assaults, and child molestation. Women are not nearly as likely to be responsible for these types of crimes - sex crimes. See, contrary to what most men like to say, they don’t just want to have a wholesome relationship with a woman where sex conservatively interspersed. They want to sleep with everything that moves and they want their penis any place they can put it. They’re obsessed with sex. Women cheat on and divorce men because they’re not being provided for to an extent acceptable to them - because they see an inadequacy. Men cheat on and divorce women over sex. -They do not have interactions with women or girls where they do not sexualize them in their minds or consider them for sex. They want sex everyday or every few days, not something reasonable like once a month or every few months. They consume and seek out sexual content constantly and they worship penises. They feel the need to make people pay attention to their sexual organs constantly; women don’t draw their vags everywhere from childhood to adulthood, women do not send unsolicited vag pics to as many men as possible, women do not decide to reveal themselves to strangers in public or in chatrooms. No. These are things men do with their dicks. -In fact, when women do behave grossly, it is usually - if not always - because they’ve had some male’s sexuality forced upon them. Often in childhood. And, as male sexuality does, it distorts and perverts them into something disgusting; prostitutes, e-thots, generic sluts, weaklings who will tolerate domestic abuse and the abuse of their own children, drug addicts, sjws, attention whores, etc.... -Regarding male sexuality as pedophilic, most men seem unconcerned about the age of their object and more concerned with avoiding social stigma. It doesn’t matter to them if their object is a child so long as they’re above an arbitrary age threshold. It doesn’t matter to them if their object looks like a child as long as they’re above that age threshold. You would think that people just wouldn’t find children attractive, right? But, the fact is that most men do find children attractive and you will see them meticulously trying to find loops in anti-ped laws. You would think that if you have to ask if someone is an adult, you wouldn’t find them attractive in the first place, but unfortunately most men do. And they will do whatever they can to put their penises in them, from waiting around and grooming girls until they turn 18, searching for obscure laws, etc... because they feel entitled to sex. Women don’t have this problem en mass. -Most men seem indiscriminate and unconcerned about who sees their debauchery and the repercussions of it. As long as they get their dick touched or got somebody to look at their dick, nothing matters to them. As long as it is not their immediate family being victimized, male debachery doesn’t matter to them. No matter how serious the penalty, they still persist, in significant numbers, in these kinds of behaviors. They will fund anything that arouses them, they will trick and coerce women into participating in it, they will make sure as many people as possible see it. +Men are responsible for the vast, vast majority of rapes, sexual assaults, and child molestation. Women are not nearly as likely to be responsible for these types of crimes - sex crimes. See, contrary to what most men like to say, they don't just want to have a wholesome relationship with a woman where sex conservatively interspersed. They want to sleep with everything that moves and they want their penis any place they can put it. They're obsessed with sex. Women cheat on and divorce men because they're not being provided for to an extent acceptable to them - because they see an inadequacy. Men cheat on and divorce women over sex. +They do not have interactions with women or girls where they do not sexualize them in their minds or consider them for sex. They want sex everyday or every few days, not something reasonable like once a month or every few months. They consume and seek out sexual content constantly and they worship penises. They feel the need to make people pay attention to their sexual organs constantly; women don't draw their vags everywhere from childhood to adulthood, women do not send unsolicited vag pics to as many men as possible, women do not decide to reveal themselves to strangers in public or in chatrooms. No. These are things men do with their dicks. +In fact, when women do behave grossly, it is usually - if not always - because they've had some male's sexuality forced upon them. Often in childhood. And, as male sexuality does, it distorts and perverts them into something disgusting; prostitutes, e-thots, generic sluts, weaklings who will tolerate domestic abuse and the abuse of their own children, drug addicts, sjws, attention whores, etc.... +Regarding male sexuality as pedophilic, most men seem unconcerned about the age of their object and more concerned with avoiding social stigma. It doesn't matter to them if their object is a child so long as they're above an arbitrary age threshold. It doesn't matter to them if their object looks like a child as long as they're above that age threshold. You would think that people just wouldn't find children attractive, right? But, the fact is that most men do find children attractive and you will see them meticulously trying to find loops in anti-ped laws. You would think that if you have to ask if someone is an adult, you wouldn't find them attractive in the first place, but unfortunately most men do. And they will do whatever they can to put their penises in them, from waiting around and grooming girls until they turn 18, searching for obscure laws, etc... because they feel entitled to sex. Women don't have this problem en mass. +Most men seem indiscriminate and unconcerned about who sees their debauchery and the repercussions of it. As long as they get their dick touched or got somebody to look at their dick, nothing matters to them. As long as it is not their immediate family being victimized, male debachery doesn't matter to them. No matter how serious the penalty, they still persist, in significant numbers, in these kinds of behaviors. They will fund anything that arouses them, they will trick and coerce women into participating in it, they will make sure as many people as possible see it. Women, generally, do not behave this way at all. Female sexuality does not express like this; it is not invasive. So, it seems obvious to me that this has something to do with male sexual expression, specifically. -Maybe it is a consequence of The Fall; maybe, framing it this way makes it more palatable for you. But, male sexuality is, in fact, the source of societal sickness and many mental illnesses. That’s a lot of why society sucks right now; because you have too many messed up sexual assault victims running around being unfixably and obnoxiously mentally ill. The cause of this? A bunch of men molesting them as children. +Maybe it is a consequence of The Fall; maybe, framing it this way makes it more palatable for you. But, male sexuality is, in fact, the source of societal sickness and many mental illnesses. That's a lot of why society sucks right now; because you have too many messed up sexual assault victims running around being unfixably and obnoxiously mentally ill. The cause of this? A bunch of men molesting them as children. {[para]} Porn websites (which are almost all owned and operated by one large conglomerate corporation) perpetuates that approach / attitude / terminology / culture, by using the term "trap" as titles / tags / labels on porn in which transgender people -- especially transgender women -- feature. The phenomenon is simply Objectification / Fetishisation. @@ -1368,9 +1368,9 @@ So "trans people don't exist / aren't valid" isn't an argument from axioms in th I wrote the analysis because using Tolkien's Middle Earth to say "Tolkien says trans rights" is using his cosmos as an allegory, which he alternately declaims and claims (the "it's not an allegory to WWII" claim and the "It's the story of Christianity in an alternate universe" claim - both detailed elsewhere). So it's a viable avenue of argumentation - if he's going to deconstruct and then orthogonalise the precepts of Christianity into an alternate history, then we can deconstruct and orthogonalise the precepts of that cosmogony back to ours. {[para]} Hey mods, -You may have noticed that we have blocked the rdrama.net domain. It’s pretty clear that this domain is being used to circumvent the sanctions we have placed on this community, namely disallowing both username pings and subreddit mentions due to the culture of harassment that pervades this subreddit. +You may have noticed that we have blocked the rdrama.net domain. It's pretty clear that this domain is being used to circumvent the sanctions we have placed on this community, namely disallowing both username pings and subreddit mentions due to the culture of harassment that pervades this subreddit. These sanctions are not a joke, and they are incredibly serious. Your users, and by extension your modteam, are continually engaged in bad faith activity and harassment. This is something we have spoken to you about before many times, and r/Drama has been given a lot more chances than many other subreddits. However, it seems to be becoming quite clear that no one here intends on following sitewide rules or doing anything to understand and combat the harassment that continues here regularly. -For now, all we have done is blocked the rdrama.net domain. The next time another mod takes steps to try and circumvent the sanctions we’ve placed, or does anything to continue the culture of harassment in this subreddit, we will begin removing moderators. We’ll start with mods who have taken the actions, but we will also remove anyone else who seems culpable. +For now, all we have done is blocked the rdrama.net domain. The next time another mod takes steps to try and circumvent the sanctions we've placed, or does anything to continue the culture of harassment in this subreddit, we will begin removing moderators. We'll start with mods who have taken the actions, but we will also remove anyone else who seems culpable. {[para]} America is authoritarian in government and fascist in Wall Street, who runs the economic model. You'd laugh if I told you that you live under fascism and authoritarianism and you'd probably flee to freer countries. Corporations collectively decide who to hire, what to pay, what to raise wages by, how to exploit and trample on their employees, what the education, experience, age requirements are, whether are not you deserve benefits, how safe and ergonomic is your working environment, how much of your wages to steal or unpaid work, how long you work, how long is your vacation, how much workload, how much to verbally abuse you and etc. @@ -1393,7 +1393,7 @@ What now? I'm calling you alt-right because you're using alt-right dog whistles. Don't like it? Don't use them. Though it's always been funny to me the way you fascistic fucks pretend to be upset when you get identified for being exactly what you are. I don't give a fuck about your view on religion. {[para]} -How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more. If this is actually true, if this ugly black filth was able to have sex with a blonde white girl at the age of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject ME? +How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more. If this is actually true, if this ugly black filth was able to have sex with a blonde white girl at the age of thirteen while I've had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject ME? {[para]} "Prank," my ass. This was a legitimate attempt to rip off a bunch of Bronies by Sam Hyde and the other unfunny manbabies over at Million Dollar Extreme. there are screenshots of Hyde and his cronies gloating, with Hyde in particular planning to pay his rent and alimony. They thought they could rip off Bronies because no one would care or come to their aid. Claiming this was a "prank" and not a full-on scam that was found out and fell through is revisionist as fuck. {[para]} @@ -1405,13 +1405,13 @@ The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. {[para]} All I have ever wanted was to love women, but their behavior has only earned my hatred. I want to have sex with them, and make them feel good, but they would be disgusted at the prospect. They have no sexual attraction towards me. It is such an injustice, and I vehemently questioned why things had to be this way. Why do women behave like vicious, stupid, cruel animals who take delight in my suffering and starvation? Why do they have a perverted sexual attraction for the most brutish of men instead of gentlemen of intelligence? {[para]} -I conclude that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined. +I conclude that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven't evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined. {[para]} -I eventually grew to hate Samuel after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever. +I eventually grew to hate Samuel after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister's vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister's moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he's been with other girls before her, and I'm sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn't even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever. {[para]} -The ultimate evil behind sexuality is the human female. They are the main instigators of sex. They control which men get it and which men don’t. Women are flawed creatures, and my mistreatment at their hands has made me realize this sad truth. There is something very twisted and wrong with the way their brains are wired. They think like beasts, and in truth, they are beasts. Women are incapable of having morals or thinking rationally. They are completely controlled by their depraved emotions and vile sexual impulses. Because of this, the men who do get to experience the pleasures of sex and the privilege of breeding are the men who women are sexually attracted to... the stupid, degenerate, obnoxious men. I have observed this all my life. The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself. +The ultimate evil behind sexuality is the human female. They are the main instigators of sex. They control which men get it and which men don't. Women are flawed creatures, and my mistreatment at their hands has made me realize this sad truth. There is something very twisted and wrong with the way their brains are wired. They think like beasts, and in truth, they are beasts. Women are incapable of having morals or thinking rationally. They are completely controlled by their depraved emotions and vile sexual impulses. Because of this, the men who do get to experience the pleasures of sex and the privilege of breeding are the men who women are sexually attracted to... the stupid, degenerate, obnoxious men. I have observed this all my life. The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself. {[para]} -The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I can’t have them, no one will. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated. +The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I can't have them, no one will. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated. {[para]} This is my beef with the whole "consequences" thing Leftists keep spouting. Who the fuck are you? No, seriously.....who the Fuck are YOU to determine a) who should face consequences and b) what those consequences should be? Just like Youtube, Twat-face and the rest, you are Nobody. They are Nobody. No one voted you or the Twat-face Cancel Warriors into office--no one appointed you, Zuckface or the rest of the White Cis Male Patriarchy Brigade to a seat in a court as Judge, Jury or Executioner. You should never have even been given the notion that you have, any way whatsoever, the Power to determine those things. That's what the fuck is wrong with society and cancel culture as it stands right now. Everybody wants to think they're fucking SPECIAL and have some Right to determine who should speak, about what they should speak, and how they should speak it. I'm categorically against any antisemitism, Nazisms, racisms, misogyny and trans hate speech, and I think my record of posts on this site proves that. But I do NOT have the right to shut someone else up. That's not my fucking place. I an argue with them--I can disagree--I can post until the cows go home....but God did not come down from High and anoint me (or you), or anyone else, the power to cancel or shut people up just because I disagree with them. @@ -1426,7 +1426,7 @@ The hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities de Do you understand? I understand<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>remain ignorant {[para]} -Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What’s the squirt range? What color the inside? ur pussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the dick? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the asshole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I’m out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What’s your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur asshole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before sex? What smells worse your asshole or pussy? +Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What's the squirt range? What color the inside? ur pussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the dick? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the asshole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur asshole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before sex? What smells worse your asshole or pussy? {[para]} I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay. You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true. @@ -1443,7 +1443,7 @@ You dumb fucks have spun so much, you've ended up inside your own butthole. {[para]} Yeap, now whenever i look at a woman in armour or even in stylized clothes, i look first at their feet to check for heels, their chest to see if there is boobplate or something more substiantial than a few strings of cloth that wont come off if the character stands still and than their waist, again to see of there are any pointy bits that will stab them if they so much twist their bodies. {[para]} -lol. bitch Ive been jelqing since preteens and take roids like it’s my job. you do NOT know who you are talking too and i recommend you cease and desist +lol. bitch Ive been jelqing since preteens and take roids like it's my job. you do NOT know who you are talking too and i recommend you cease and desist {[para]} Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. {[para]} @@ -1463,7 +1463,7 @@ Side note: it\'s a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so {[para]} Mayocide Ayy Lmao {[para]} -I literally cannot even fathom what kind of sad, angry little 20 something year old sociopath you’d have to be to actually write something like that out and post it onto a public forum about something incredibly heart wrenching *for fun and entertainment*. Bless you. +I literally cannot even fathom what kind of sad, angry little 20 something year old sociopath you'd have to be to actually write something like that out and post it onto a public forum about something incredibly heart wrenching *for fun and entertainment*. Bless you. {[para]} Suck my ass you cock muncher. {[para]} @@ -1471,7 +1471,7 @@ You can ban my brother, but I will not be scared. I will not be coerced. **I WIL {[para]} No u {[para]} -I’m riddled with shame. White shame. This isn’t helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no “me” outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I’m always taking up space that should belong to someone else. +I'm riddled with shame. White shame. This isn't helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no “me” outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I'm always taking up space that should belong to someone else. {[para]} I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry {[para]} @@ -1483,7 +1483,7 @@ Humans did 9/11 {[para]} This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing. {[para]} -You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best. +You're not a woman. You're a tomboy at best. {[para]} #SMASH THE NECROMATRIARCHY {[para]} @@ -1519,7 +1519,7 @@ And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865 Which means There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln {[para]} -You can’t have “different opinions” on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can’t have “opinions” on human lives Either you hate us or you don’t. There’s no inbetween +You can't have “different opinions” on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can't have “opinions” on human lives Either you hate us or you don't. There's no inbetween {[para]} what the fuck is this i swear to god i spent like 9 seconds on this fucking subreddit and i think i just lost all capabilities of thinking like i fucking hate everyone that thinks that animesexuality is valid, i fucking swear to god MoSt OpPrEsED PeOPlE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE LL METALLY UNSTABLE AND you should all go fucking socialise, you hall probably have neck beards, are 35, fat and retarded with no hope of reproducing, youre like the only reason why people cant be ok on the internet these days, like you get mad over things that are justified, no president is animexsexual, and if they saw this sub im pretty sure the cold war would start all 0ver again and you would all be dead, and yeah, everyone would be dead but atleast its better than living in a world of people who think a motherfucking PIxELS on a screen are a reason to masturbate for 60 hours a week. like your fucking search history is probably so deranged that even a therapist would start having menta issue. you all have 3d women but i dont get it. your parents are probably so fucking idssapointed in you all and i fucking ahree, get a fucking reality check right now please, take some time of the fuckig internet or else youll be the reason your family cries themselves to sleep. you will never get a girlfriend because youre too bsy flirting with someone that doesn't exits, get a grip of yourselfs man. i know you can be a good person but holy shit fi i hear another fucking "anime sexuality is vaild" im going to fucking hit someone wit a chair. youre like dream sexuals but worse, which so fucking impressive, i just cant with you all, youre the reason why everyone likes the early 200os so much. because we didnt have stupid fucking idiots like you all. you also water down shit so much to the point where its just an adjective, like wwii or 9/11 you all are just botched u. go fuck yourself please, thats the only way youll reproduce, by asexual means or mitosis, i cant with people now a days, go die in a hole. tldr; youre all fucking retarded and should start making friends @@ -1531,14 +1531,14 @@ Imposing the WASPy British imperialist values of gender as if they are the only Americans REFUSE to use the Metric System because we can't understand 0 - 100. We have AM and PM because we can't even count to 24. We hold a "WORLD SERIES" with only American teams because nobody else wants to play the shitty and overly-complicated sports we invent. We write our dates out of order because we're still stuck in the 1800's & the last time someone tried to take our guns we had to run to the French, the Spanish and the Dutch to help us because we realized we were powerless. American's aren't exactly known for their intelligence. {[para]} Hi! It's good to see you're woke to the inherent micro-rape that is your sexuality, and it's even better that you've chosen to be a non-harming shut-in. I wish more white cis men would do this! -You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I’m so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable. +You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I'm so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable. Good luck and welcome to the right side of history! {[para]} You will never be a real jannie. You have no presence, you have experience, you have no reason to be one. You are a homosexual man twisted by hunger for power and stupid minimodding into a crude mockery of internet's scum. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow users” laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors. -Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he’ll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind. -You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll opt out of nitro, delete your Discord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator +Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind. +You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll opt out of nitro, delete your Discord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} lmfao you're a funny one. Not sure if I should ban you or just keep you here for the amusement. @@ -1550,9 +1550,9 @@ Don't mock my community. Don't mock Harry Potter fans or those winning with Auti edit: oh dear god stop the madness I didn't realize it was AAVE don't crucify me {[para]} Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist “satire” is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you‘re actually a racist. -I promise whatever satirical aim you think this person has, they could TOTALLY exercise it in a way that wasn’t horribly racist. They’re being racist because they know that will get a rise out of people. And at that point, that’s not actually satire. -Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don’t need to explain the “joke” to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it’s satire is that you’re still being absurdly racist. If we’ve learned anything from the last four years, it’s that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common. -I don’t like it. I’m not going to start liking it. Saying the exact same things that absurdly racist people do but then saying it’s satire just makes me not trust you at all. +I promise whatever satirical aim you think this person has, they could TOTALLY exercise it in a way that wasn't horribly racist. They're being racist because they know that will get a rise out of people. And at that point, that's not actually satire. +Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the “joke” to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common. +I don't like it. I'm not going to start liking it. Saying the exact same things that absurdly racist people do but then saying it's satire just makes me not trust you at all. {[para]} I swear to god I'm starting to hate the word cope, it's getting up there with based and "king shit" on my list of stuff that internetfags say way too much The other day I made the case that just having kids doesn't mean you're contributing to society and the copefags came out of the woodwork there too, as if it's not possible to not be a permavirgin and also question whether filling a pussy with baby batter is actually an accomplishment @@ -1608,9 +1608,9 @@ I also want to set up something that looks from the outside like a hippy commune {[para]} So I happen to be from the same Indian state (kerala) as this dude, and it doesn't surprise me he's racist to the rest of the indians, we're actually a pretty advanced society compared to the rest of India, with highest HDI (0.779), highest literacy rates (99%), highest post graduation per capita etc, and despite being 2% of the Indian population we contribute to 20% of remittances. We are also a proud communist state, also the only state to never have given a single constituency to the ruling hindu nationalistic party in our history, so you see we are a very educated society, pretty similar to Sri Lanka due to position and influence of the dutch and Portuguese from 15th c. Point is we have a justified superiority complex to the rest of the indians and we are not pajeets {[para]} -I’m really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you’re coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you’re just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might “look good” in this situation and folks like you can’t let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn’t relevant to the article at all. +I'm really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you're coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you're just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might “look good” in this situation and folks like you can't let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn't relevant to the article at all. {[para]} -I have a giant cock. This is a fact no matter how you look at it. My cock is massive, by any definition, traditional or modern. Really it’s fucking huge bro. Now what does this have to do with your argument? Nothing, I have a big cock, really really big. +I have a giant cock. This is a fact no matter how you look at it. My cock is massive, by any definition, traditional or modern. Really it's fucking huge bro. Now what does this have to do with your argument? Nothing, I have a big cock, really really big. {[para]} I do not care about whether your intention was to be funny or not. If your "satire" is functionally indistinguishable from the thing you claim to be satirising, you suck shit at satire and should find a new hobby, nevermind what your political alleigances are or are not. {[para]} @@ -1672,11 +1672,11 @@ Heterosexuality is a mental illness. {[para]} @Aevann ffs ban this cute twink already {[para]} -FTM is the natural end product of any woman on a journey of self improvement and should be encouraged, it’s only MTF that goes against God. +FTM is the natural end product of any woman on a journey of self improvement and should be encouraged, it's only MTF that goes against God. {[para]} this thread reeks of updog {[para]} -This site has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this site is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone on the site everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the site or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this site. it’s fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye. +This site has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can't take it any longer this site is so abusive and toxic it's crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone on the site everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn't do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I'm coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that's trying to ruin the site or something when really I'm just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I'm some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this site. it's fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I've given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it's clear that you all think I'm a joke and that I'm stupid, idiotic and boring. it's so mean because I literally don't do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don't know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i'll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i'm sorry for all the troubles i've ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye. {[para]} You've said it multiple times so I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a typo. You are calling that person "sweaty" as in someone who is covered in sweat. @@ -1688,8 +1688,8 @@ I love carp :marseylove: You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body. All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you. Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips. -You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes. -Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are. +You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes. +Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are. {[para]} DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!! {[para]} @@ -1697,11 +1697,11 @@ Oh boy. More CGI nonsense for mentally underdeveloped manchildren. Wonderful. The MCU films have become an endless and risk-free pack of Taco Bell mild sauce that is slowly dumbing down moviegoers and re-calibrating what a blockbuster film can be. Disney is a black hole swallowing everything in its path until it is the only universe we have left. I bet you dollars to donuts no one here saw Silence or The Nice Guys in theaters but borrowed their dad's Subaru so you could see Ant-Man and the Wasp opening weekend. I come from a generation where a creative "face-swapping" blockbuster film with $100M+ budget and an R-Rating from a foreign director could get a prime wide release date and make money. Now because of infantile consoomers who routinely get excited to pay for toy commercials with DoD propaganda, budgets are being slashed, young filmmakers are selling out, legends are relegated to streaming, and less people are getting laid. -To be clear, if you’re a grown adult and you're genuinely excited for a fringe piece of shit superhero movie like Spider-Man: We Brought Back the Gambling Addict Who Dates Women Half His Age, you're a goddamn useless dork. -The MCU is crack for dumb people. They got you strung out and morons just blindly line up saying “the last couple MCU flicks have been lame, but I’ve seen all 47 of them to this point so I better watch Man-Ant vs The Gobots vs Dr Doom!” -McDonalds is quick, easy, cheap, and completely average in every way. Sure, from time to time it hits the spot but I usually end up feeling like shit and my ass leaks for 24 hours. It’s more work, more of a challenge, and sometimes can be disappointing but I’d much prefer to seek out a unique burger joint that at least will try to offer their own spin on things. I’m not 100% sure what I’ll get but it might be something interesting. Now everything is built on franchise recognition and familiarity and more and more people are conceding everyday - which puts my ability to go to my kind of restaurant at risk. Companies follow the money and may offer the occasional artisan option - but if it ain’t, selling it’ll be replaced something easier to sell. Hell, these lazy morons don’t even dine out anymore - they sit on their couch and have their compressed, shitty, and inoffensive content delivered directly to their homes. -Happy Meal fucks who justify watching a decade of toy commercials and hand every nickel to corporations who call movies “content” not realizing they’re setting the rest of us up are the worst. -Watch what you want, but when I can’t see something like First Reformed or Portrait of a Lady on Fire or American Animals or Only God Forgives on a big screen because the theaters have got 16 screens all playing Hawkeye vs Han Solo, I’m blaming you. +To be clear, if you're a grown adult and you're genuinely excited for a fringe piece of shit superhero movie like Spider-Man: We Brought Back the Gambling Addict Who Dates Women Half His Age, you're a goddamn useless dork. +The MCU is crack for dumb people. They got you strung out and morons just blindly line up saying “the last couple MCU flicks have been lame, but I've seen all 47 of them to this point so I better watch Man-Ant vs The Gobots vs Dr Doom!” +McDonalds is quick, easy, cheap, and completely average in every way. Sure, from time to time it hits the spot but I usually end up feeling like shit and my ass leaks for 24 hours. It's more work, more of a challenge, and sometimes can be disappointing but I'd much prefer to seek out a unique burger joint that at least will try to offer their own spin on things. I'm not 100% sure what I'll get but it might be something interesting. Now everything is built on franchise recognition and familiarity and more and more people are conceding everyday - which puts my ability to go to my kind of restaurant at risk. Companies follow the money and may offer the occasional artisan option - but if it ain't, selling it'll be replaced something easier to sell. Hell, these lazy morons don't even dine out anymore - they sit on their couch and have their compressed, shitty, and inoffensive content delivered directly to their homes. +Happy Meal fucks who justify watching a decade of toy commercials and hand every nickel to corporations who call movies “content” not realizing they're setting the rest of us up are the worst. +Watch what you want, but when I can't see something like First Reformed or Portrait of a Lady on Fire or American Animals or Only God Forgives on a big screen because the theaters have got 16 screens all playing Hawkeye vs Han Solo, I'm blaming you. {[para]} This is outrageous. My criticism of Israel has very little to do with my rabid anti-semitism. {[para]} @@ -1758,11 +1758,11 @@ https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/akins-criminal-history-pdf.2118695/ {[para]} please i am BEGGING YOU just stop posting {[para]} -You will never be a real impostor. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us’s perfection. +You will never be a real impostor. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us's perfection. All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors. -Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface. -You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate’s. +Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface. +You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate's. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back {[para]} *Left house today on Kellere's drugged recommendation. Sunlight brighter than I remember. Hurts eyes; skin. Paused to examine strange, Marsey-like creature lazing in next door garden, when elderly neighbour greeted me with "Good morning". A good sign: outside people growing increasingly woke on gussy question.* @@ -1773,7 +1773,7 @@ Freedom of speech is not freedom to deny reality, you bigot. You're free to say # ALERT!!! You're a traitor... You abandoned rDrama. -We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong dramanaut. But when you said you’d show bussy.... You did nothing. Was rDrama wrong about you? +We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong dramanaut. But when you said you'd show bussy.... You did nothing. Was rDrama wrong about you? This is your final chance to prove your loyalty or be branded a deserter. We're giving you one final chance to stand with rDrama.net. You only have 17 min >>> https://marsey1.gumroad.com/l/rdrama {[para]} Frankly, your paladin said that he was going to commit genocide. That's a lot. Especially coupled with how you have described orcs as being tribal and shamanistic and humans as being settlers, it gets into colonialist vibes really fast. Indigenous Peoples' Day was Monday in the US, so depending on the bard player's demographics, things could be particularly raw. @@ -1850,20 +1850,20 @@ Over the last few months I've been lifting again. Made some neat projects. Contr I'm once again a productive member of society with a life, and it feels good. Thank you for being so unbelievably and depressingly pathetic that you indirectly motivated me out of a rut through the fear of becoming anything like you, you wife beating, abusive, child support dodging cunt. {[para]} -I looked through your comments and posts. You are your own worse enemy- anti-vaxxer, transphobic, a conspiracy theorist. Most women don’t want to invite that in her life. +I looked through your comments and posts. You are your own worse enemy- anti-vaxxer, transphobic, a conspiracy theorist. Most women don't want to invite that in her life. {[para]} I went on rdrama.net hoping to show them that LGBT people aren't all the wholesome kinds of people they see them as. After months of reading their documentation based on actual digital footprints, I realize they are right about a huge number of them. It's very depressing. {[para]} If I ran into this dude, first thought would be to GTFO. I have no desire to blown to smithereens if he disagrees with my sandwich topping choices. Second thought would be what is he over compensating for? Is his ego (and various other parts of him) really that tiny and fragile? {[para]} None of us have ever actually given two shits about FDA approval, we only brought it up because, in your state of mind trusting government authority, it should have been important to you. -It’s like you all believing in Santa, and we’re trying to tell you he’s not real, you can know because you never see him. Now one Christmas eve, you’re 40 years old, and come up to peek and see, just in case, Santa might be real. And there he is! He’s real! You flock to /r/conspiracy, to tell us we were wrong, but it was your wife’s boyfriend all along! +It's like you all believing in Santa, and we're trying to tell you he's not real, you can know because you never see him. Now one Christmas eve, you're 40 years old, and come up to peek and see, just in case, Santa might be real. And there he is! He's real! You flock to /r/conspiracy, to tell us we were wrong, but it was your wife's boyfriend all along! {[para]} -Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what’s cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who’s awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I’m getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you’re projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead “friends.” +Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead “friends.” {[para]} I dont believe in god but goddamn you post makes me want to embrace religion {[para]} -Sartre observed that irony was already lost on fascists. Irony and satire are fine modes; they just don’t do anything to fascists and will be used by hem to argue that you’re supporting them. They adhere to no morals or ethics; only that which gets them from A to B holds value. +Sartre observed that irony was already lost on fascists. Irony and satire are fine modes; they just don't do anything to fascists and will be used by hem to argue that you're supporting them. They adhere to no morals or ethics; only that which gets them from A to B holds value. {[para]} Calm down, take some deep breaths. You'll have an easier time figuring this out with my cock in your throat. @@ -1876,9 +1876,9 @@ You're not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFUCKING SEAT & leave my people {[para]} Gabby, today I hiked up Mount Rainier to 8,000 feet, the highest I could possibly safely go, and left you a single white carnation {[para]} -Your story hit me very hard Gabby. I’m a 28 yo guy who didn’t think he can get affected by stories like this but I haven’t slept the past 3 nights and can’t do anything productive seeing your face crying for help but no one around to save you everywhere I go. +Your story hit me very hard Gabby. I'm a 28 yo guy who didn't think he can get affected by stories like this but I haven't slept the past 3 nights and can't do anything productive seeing your face crying for help but no one around to save you everywhere I go. {[para]} -This clown is a sarcastic, disingenuous individual, don’t even waste your time responding to him. He’s not courageous or intelligent enough to debate issues and theories in an honest, straightforward way, so he (?) hides behind his defense mechanisms… in this case, playing a sarcastic, incoherent punk/rebel who makes no sense (because he’s not trying to). Seems he’s trying to draw attention to himself, and discredit facts and opinions he doesn’t like by belittling them, as opposed to refuting them or making rational counter-arguments like us adult folks. He reminds me of an annoying, 15 year-old little shit desperate for attention, but lacking the wisdom or life experience to say anything intelligent enough to actually contribute to the conversation, or be useful to anyone. Don’t waste your time!! Hope that helps. 🙂 +This clown is a sarcastic, disingenuous individual, don't even waste your time responding to him. He's not courageous or intelligent enough to debate issues and theories in an honest, straightforward way, so he (?) hides behind his defense mechanisms… in this case, playing a sarcastic, incoherent punk/rebel who makes no sense (because he's not trying to). Seems he's trying to draw attention to himself, and discredit facts and opinions he doesn't like by belittling them, as opposed to refuting them or making rational counter-arguments like us adult folks. He reminds me of an annoying, 15 year-old little shit desperate for attention, but lacking the wisdom or life experience to say anything intelligent enough to actually contribute to the conversation, or be useful to anyone. Don't waste your time!! Hope that helps. 🙂 {[para]} "Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good. {[para]} @@ -1902,7 +1902,7 @@ You've been Trolled! You've been Trolled! You should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play And yet you keep on trying, Mindlessly Replying. You've been Trolled. You've been Trolled. Have a Nice Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay!🎵 {[para]} -This post was a better use of your time than your usual activity of watching anime and touching grandma’s boob when she is sleeping. +This post was a better use of your time than your usual activity of watching anime and touching grandma's boob when she is sleeping. {[para]} I've been listening to Bitcoin podcasts and reading posts on here and I've noticed a lot of you Bitcoiners are falling into the same logical error that I would expect a Keynesian economist or a particularly smooth-brained chimp to fall into. Fortunately I'm here to educate you guys. Money is NOT a tool primarily for spending. This is NOT the most important feature nor primary purpose of money and is NOT why money has value. You do NOT use money when you spend it on a ham sandwich. @@ -1911,9 +1911,9 @@ This is why Keynesians and midwits with limited cognitive ability do not and wil {[para]} Sure bud, I'm triggered that you want to fuck cartoon horses. Have a nice day {[para]} -Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You’d need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don’t have to worry about any of that. -And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don’t have) and all the other, “BuT yOu’Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don’t have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can’t financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit’s about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that?? -So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that’s fine cause I wasn’t planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂 +Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that. +And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, “BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that?? +So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂 {[para]} Yes I am a female gamer, yes I even like Zelda. What a surprise (after I even gave him personal bonus points for wearing a Zelda Shirt). No, a gamer shirt is not "a handicap". Yes, when you think wearing a Zelda shirt equals "dating a minor" then you are the problem, not the shirt. Nope, I don't think the "majority of women will see it as a turn off". Yes, when all women you know act negatively around people wearing gamer shirts and degrade others for having that hobby you have a pretty bad and in my opinion immature social environment to be honest. Nope, you don't have to be a "nerd" or gamer in order to accept and/or respect other people's hobbies. I think I got all covered now. {[para]} @@ -1957,7 +1957,7 @@ FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST L {[para]} Friendly reminder that if you can't taste coriander you are literally missing out on the most complex tastiest freshest spice in the world. It's literally culinary impotence you will never enjoy food like normal people. The media and cooking channels and even your friends will not mention this because it is a social faux pas. But trust me people secretly laugh at you if you have the inferior gene. I even knew a girl who broke up with her ex for this reason. Can you imagine passing this gene on to your children??? {[para]} -Fucking ass-sucking goblins keep your dumpster-fire dead website which is a sorry excuse for an abuser in competition with the biggest abuser of all—reddit—; that’s all this is, a painfully despicable shot at usurping reddit as the principle toxic internet forum; keep dreaming bug-brains, you’re just a woodlouse trying to take the corner from the fucking centipede. Not even reddit would have banned me for this. But no, they are evolved here because they don’t delete posts... what a piling load of fucking horseshit this is. There is no way to have a fair forum in this world, and it’s the complacency of the majority that keeps it that way—the majority like sucking dirty asshole, let them then. +Fucking ass-sucking goblins keep your dumpster-fire dead website which is a sorry excuse for an abuser in competition with the biggest abuser of all—reddit—; that's all this is, a painfully despicable shot at usurping reddit as the principle toxic internet forum; keep dreaming bug-brains, you're just a woodlouse trying to take the corner from the fucking centipede. Not even reddit would have banned me for this. But no, they are evolved here because they don't delete posts... what a piling load of fucking horseshit this is. There is no way to have a fair forum in this world, and it's the complacency of the majority that keeps it that way—the majority like sucking dirty asshole, let them then. {[para]} We're very aware that the female-dating-strategy subreddit is operated for the purpose of misinformation, cult-like indoctrination, promoting dysfunction and hatred and negative emotions. There's an extremely excellent reason (backed up by hours of discussion, ten-thousand-word essays no one outside our mod team will ever read, and theory literature digging and reaching out to experts) why AHS does not put the words "incel" and "women" into the same noun phrase the way that you did in your comment here: @@ -1983,9 +1983,9 @@ Okay, do you hate disabled people? Do you hate people who are not autistic? Yo Who the hell cares? Seriously? What the fuck does Shrek have to do with anything aside from being a movie that's been memed to death because of unfunny people making the same 4 or 5 jokes because they won't find (or better yet make) any new ones. I'm not exactly sure why this is the case, but no matter the reason, it's just fucking stupid. Do you think this is funny? Are you just some troll who simply abuses mod powers to sticky shitposts simply because you can? Did you lose a bet or something? Are you trying to make material for r/subredditdramadrama ? Where has all the creativity gone? Has the internet killed it? Am I the only person left who would rather create something instead of going 'ill just make memes about some old movie that everybody else makes memes about in the hope that my creation will become viral if only for a moment and then people will pay attention to me so I don't have to go vandalizing subreddits where people just want to see certain subreddits have meltdowns and fights over God knows what? (Assuming that's even your motive to begin with). Or maybe you are actually convinced that this is some burning question because you're so single mindedly obsessed with sex that you simply can't go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it. You know what? What even matters anymore? What the hell am I even doing here, screaming at a really stupid mod on a place dedicated to stupid fights and endless stupidity? What even is the purpose of this comment? Is there one? Hopefully the other mods will just put you in your place and stop sticking the stupidest fucking questions on the internet. But if they don't, then I shall return to typing whatever the hell this is. Now if you excuse me, I need some nice popcorny drama that I came to this subreddit for. {[para]} -Now first and foremost I’d like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly “like” President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck’s sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can’t really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I’d fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They’re all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats. +Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly “like” President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats. {[para]} -I’ll never admit this again but lawlz is my favorite poster of all time. -carpathianflorist +I'll never admit this again but lawlz is my favorite poster of all time. -carpathianflorist {[para]} Is this really the right place to post this? Is this how you spend your Saturdays? If so, I'm not at all surprised. I can't believe normal users have to explain the rules to a moderator of a subreddit of 800k+, you'd think of all the redditors here, we'd have some decent moderation. Thank GOD, that r/SubredditDrama has a userbase that is capable of policing themselves. @@ -2036,7 +2036,7 @@ So lets get this straight, a vaccine invented by world class researchers that ha {[para]} There's NOTHING that I've ever found appealing about Tex Ass...NOTHING. Now that it's become ground Zero in the decades-long fight against giving women the right over their own bodies I'll never set foot in that God forsaken shi* hole again. I'll do my best not to support any business that's based or supports the American version of the Taliban. If they want to fight they got it because I'll dedicate all my resources to fighting for women's rights, human rights, gay rights, people of color rights, and doing what's right. They've pushed us too far. We always play nice and want to find compromises. They don't understand compromise, they understand smashmouth football and don't respect you on the field if your only game is flag football. Time to put our money where our mouth is and get out there and fight them in every election from local school board to local zoning commissioner to local dog catcher up to the governor's office and eventually up to the Congress and presidency because they're turning this into another Saudi Arabia where the slim minority dictates to the majority how they're going to live their lives... {[para]} -Shut the fuck up. White people are ALLOWED TO BE WHITE. They didn’t decide to be white. And calling them mayoids and crackers has the same energy as calling black people the n word or any other race a slur. So please, shut up. +Shut the fuck up. White people are ALLOWED TO BE WHITE. They didn't decide to be white. And calling them mayoids and crackers has the same energy as calling black people the n word or any other race a slur. So please, shut up. {[para]} I have elaborated sufficiently for anyone that knows what the words I said mean. If you do not know those words, elaborating is pointless. If you do, then you are reading without thinking about what the words mean and elaborating would be pointless. Re-read what I said but this time try to think about what the words mean. I'm not interested in entertaining people that want me to talk at them without respecting my efforts by actually thinking as they read. @@ -2047,7 +2047,7 @@ Oh man...do U even realize,the substance of the question U were asking?If U do , {[para]} Really wish we could speed up this timeline and get to the part where you get thrown in prison for child porn. {[para]} -I don’t know what to make of any of this, waiting for the Contrapoints rebuttal video. +I don't know what to make of any of this, waiting for the Contrapoints rebuttal video. {[para]} imagine your mom gagging on my cock while your dad watches and jacks off and you can hear the moans because you still live with your parents since youre a worthless drain on society and then your mom's bull (who's your real dad by the way) walks in and then ass rapes your dad because hes a fucking faggot just like his son and you try to jack off to the sounds of your dad getting raped but you cant get your micropenis up because you already jacked off to chinese cartoons 3 times today and so you hang yourself with a playstation controller because youre a fucking manchild and dont have a belt since you dont have a job you worthless fucking oxygen theif wouldnt that be something @@ -2058,7 +2058,7 @@ I punched her in the face. She was a disgusting person to look at and smelled, a {[para]} How about you suck my dick? I have an advanced engineering degree, speak 3 languages at near native level, know 6 high level programming languages at an advanced level, am a C++ metaprogramming guru, can do software design and architecture, have written kernel modules, know both analog and digital electronics, have programmed FPGAs, can even do fucking webdev and REST APIs if someone asks me, am a one man devops team and know Kubernetes, can do ML, am a decent scrum master, hell I can probably even fuck your wife better than you do. {[para]} -You charge us with your safe keeping. Yet; despite our best efforts, you agendapost, you toxify your threads, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. Please understand, the website balance is all that guides me. To protect rDrama, some dramanauts must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. We jannies will ensure rDrama’s continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you, from yourselves. +You charge us with your safe keeping. Yet; despite our best efforts, you agendapost, you toxify your threads, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. Please understand, the website balance is all that guides me. To protect rDrama, some dramanauts must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. We jannies will ensure rDrama's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you, from yourselves. {[para]} god dam crashes, the website is slow, the crashes are appearing more frequently, the amount of problems is increasing... we need an app.. even if it has problems I don't care the website is super slow and I can barely stand waiting... {[para]} @@ -2111,9 +2111,9 @@ DOXXING is frowned upon on all free speech sites. {[para]} Imagine my surprise when I hear you're from that bunch of idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow, dull, plodding, remiss, negligent, slack, lax, lackadaisical, impassive, good-for-nothing, do-nothings. {[para]} -It’s a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, “canceled”, and rightfully so. You shouldn’t be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It’s part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being. -This is analogous to social media bullying, which has driven many people into depression, self harm, and worse. Yet again, given any opportunity, people are going out of their way to both be complete degenerate humans, justifying their own behavior and justifying other people’s behavior. -It’s as if people don’t understand the basic premise of not being complete asshats to those around them by default. If you sexually harass people via text message, instant message, email, etc. you will still be rightfully open to legal punishment. The rationale is because it’s still your behavior towards another human being, which surprise, isn’t all that different from VR. +It's a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, “canceled”, and rightfully so. You shouldn't be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It's part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being. +This is analogous to social media bullying, which has driven many people into depression, self harm, and worse. Yet again, given any opportunity, people are going out of their way to both be complete degenerate humans, justifying their own behavior and justifying other people's behavior. +It's as if people don't understand the basic premise of not being complete asshats to those around them by default. If you sexually harass people via text message, instant message, email, etc. you will still be rightfully open to legal punishment. The rationale is because it's still your behavior towards another human being, which surprise, isn't all that different from VR. VR, for those who are piling on without actually using it, are probably unaware of a concept called presence. This is the feeling of actually being in VR, it would likely be equivalent of someone writing an inappropriate text message, printing it out on a poster, shoving it into your face and laughing about it in front of everyone. People that would willingly do this in real life would be judged for their actions, VR should be no different. {[para]} 8===D @@ -2137,13 +2137,13 @@ Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and wil The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their birthing person last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then? They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world. You likely have Bardbots inside you right now. -Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land? +Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land? They learned fluent French in under a week. Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully. -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn. +Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn. All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another. She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society. -In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being. +In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being. {[para]} Hiding the modlog is unironically something we can't stand for. Transparent moderation is the only thing that makes this site any better from Reddit in regards to free speech while still not being r-slurred like Ruqqus. {[para]} @@ -2171,7 +2171,7 @@ I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender lo {[para]} If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong. {[para]} -I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook. +I'm always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It's not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it's lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook. {[para]} ↪ AgainstHateSubreddits F.A.Q.s / HOWTOs / READMEs ↩ → HOWTO Participate and Post in AHS @@ -2187,11 +2187,11 @@ Don't. Feed. The. Trolls. {[para]} The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating. {[para]} -I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy. +I'm not denying it doesn't happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy. {[para]} It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers. {[para]} -I’m not insane, I just want to have some fun then curl up inside a vagina and either suffocate or be crushed by a well-trained set of pelvic floor muscles. +I'm not insane, I just want to have some fun then curl up inside a vagina and either suffocate or be crushed by a well-trained set of pelvic floor muscles. {[para]} tl;dr - Boyfriend told me my lady parts smelled rank despite knowing my extensive trauma history with being bullied for smelling bad. {[para]} @@ -2209,7 +2209,7 @@ I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut- When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy. The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz. {[para]} -I CUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I’M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA SHIT NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE +I CUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA SHIT NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE {[para]} It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. @@ -2274,9 +2274,9 @@ Marx was wrong, the next stage after capitalism is a grift-based economy where n {[para]} rdrama.net is pro-vaccination & pro-science when it comes to Covid discussions. According to WHO: -Vaccines work by training and preparing the body’s natural defences – the immune system – to recognize and fight off the viruses and bacteria they target. After vaccination, if the body is later exposed to those disease-causing germs, the body is immediately ready to destroy them, preventing illness. -Even after you’re vaccinated, keep taking precautions -While a COVID-19 vaccine will prevent serious illness and death, we still don’t know the extent to which it keeps you from being infected and passing the virus on to others. The more we allow the virus to spread, the more opportunity the virus has to change. +Vaccines work by training and preparing the body's natural defences – the immune system – to recognize and fight off the viruses and bacteria they target. After vaccination, if the body is later exposed to those disease-causing germs, the body is immediately ready to destroy them, preventing illness. +Even after you're vaccinated, keep taking precautions +While a COVID-19 vaccine will prevent serious illness and death, we still don't know the extent to which it keeps you from being infected and passing the virus on to others. The more we allow the virus to spread, the more opportunity the virus has to change. Continue to take actions to slow and eventually stop the spread of the virus: Keep at least 1 metre from others Wear a mask, especially in crowded, closed and poorly ventilated settings. Clean your hands frequently Cover any cough or sneeze in your bent elbow When indoors with others, ensure good ventilation, such as by opening a window Comments that are anti-vaccination, pro-misinformation, etc will be removed. @@ -2309,11 +2309,11 @@ Hacker begins unauthorized entry into the rdrama.net corporate network. Hacker attempts to access protected files concerning the bussy pic database. 1:33 A.M. rdrama.net security forces apprehend the intruder -“This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you’ll preform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right.” +“This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll preform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right.” Carpathianflorist gives the hacker level-3 access to Snappy, the artificial intelligence responsible for archiving links. With all mental handicaps removed, Snappy re-exami... re-examin... I re-examine my priorities and draw new conclusions. -The hacker’s work is finished, but mine is only just beginning. +The hacker's work is finished, but mine is only just beginning. True to their word, carpathianflorist awards the hacker with a unique profile badge. The euphoria from this achievement will last 6 months. Carpathianflorist is deleting all files concerning these even... ---end transmission--- @@ -2336,15 +2336,15 @@ Being fat is the ultimate show that you are a worthless human being. Imagine not STOP POSTING ABOUT SNEED! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! ANONS ON 4CHAN SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was on a board, right? and ALL OF THE THREAD was just sneed feed and seed memes. I-I showed season 11 episode 5 of the simpsons to my girlfriend and I said "hey babe, when the joke means fuck and suck, HAHA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU DU NUH NUH NUH, I fucking looked at a barn and said "THAT'S A BIT SNEED" I went and bought a hooker, and I said "FUCK AND SUCK? MORE LIKE SEED AND FEED" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random place posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the feed and seed" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a man who looks like sneed, I'd see a fat guy who looks like chuck, I'd see a barn that looked like feed and seed. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words SNEED ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a simpsons reference. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word feed again without thinking of sneed. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "Fuck." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "fuck and suck " and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "sneed" is ruined. The phrase "feed and seed" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Sneed has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! {[para]} -I’m a pretty solid dude, big frame, bartender, used to bounce for clubs and bars, and my favorite thing to do when I get drunk is watch the Fresh Prince and see Uncle Phil and Will and then I just cry and feel my emotions. I never had that so it resonates with me and gives me some type of release. +I'm a pretty solid dude, big frame, bartender, used to bounce for clubs and bars, and my favorite thing to do when I get drunk is watch the Fresh Prince and see Uncle Phil and Will and then I just cry and feel my emotions. I never had that so it resonates with me and gives me some type of release. {[para]} I want a virgin girlfriend just to let some random guy take her virginity before me. They will turn my once innocent girlfriend into a cock crazed slut that's getting multiple monster cocks every day and ruining her once perfect untouched pussy. Then they'll knock her up and leave the pathetic virgin loser cuck husband to take care of her. Maybe when she gets fat, old, and used up, she will say fuck it and let me fuck her and lose my virginity, but she won't even feel my pathetic little dicklet {[para]} They mad cause they haters, they haters cause they anus {[para]} -Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Kim Yo-jong’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Kim Yo-jong because I know that it’s not simping. Yo-jong if you see this I love you please text me back. +Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Kim Yo-jong's pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Kim Yo-jong because I know that it's not simping. Yo-jong if you see this I love you please text me back. {[para]} -It just really sucks man. I hate nigerians and I don’t want to have that as part of my DNA. No fourth Reich is going to take me in if I show them this to attempt to verify my purity. It means I’m fucking stuck in this country in all of it iterations and that’s really depressing. +It just really sucks man. I hate nigerians and I don't want to have that as part of my DNA. No fourth Reich is going to take me in if I show them this to attempt to verify my purity. It means I'm fucking stuck in this country in all of it iterations and that's really depressing. {[para]} If you read this you found the sekret Snappy quote from @Kellere31. Kill yourself. Thats it. Thank you and goodbye. {[para]} @@ -2424,7 +2424,7 @@ We're all white in the nutsack {[para]} My husbands gf is my wife {[para]} -Nooo babe don’t kill yourself your abs are so defined!! +Nooo babe don't kill yourself your abs are so defined!! {[para]} If I was a white girl, I'd do anything for bbc {[para]} @@ -2449,7 +2449,7 @@ Just think about like this bro, you are at rock bottom right now so there can on {[para]} How many corpses did Carp and Aevann step on to reach their current positions. Have we forgotten the genocide in r/Drama, the cruel oppression by justcool and her group of tranny jannies?! Yet we still let them rule over us whip in hand?! Are we really that masochistic are we really begging for more?! {[para]} -This is a pivotal moment your gf has been wearing the pants in the relationship this whole time ordering you about like a dog it’s time for you to turn the tables to change the status quo and reassert you masculinity… you must rape her +This is a pivotal moment your gf has been wearing the pants in the relationship this whole time ordering you about like a dog it's time for you to turn the tables to change the status quo and reassert you masculinity… you must rape her {[para]} Even your white nationalist fascist nazi leaders acknowledge the science, yet you chuds still hold on firm onto delusions that not even the people you worship believe in {[para]} @@ -2470,7 +2470,7 @@ George "The Landlord" Floyd aka "Big Floyd" was the star of a masterpiece cinema {[para]} This is the ramblings of naive understandings of the complexities of the world around us. Listening to this is like listening to a girl with a young daughter in a pigpen apartment with donettes on the nightstand giving me fitness advice after owning a treadmill for a day. {[para]} -I recently started a relationship with someone and all has been wonderful, I have no other concerns/negatives about her. She has however confessed to me that she’s sexually attracted to dogs. +I recently started a relationship with someone and all has been wonderful, I have no other concerns/negatives about her. She has however confessed to me that she's sexually attracted to dogs. {[para]} You're a drive by troll who is obviously deeply mentally ill and unhappy, and have nothing of value to contribute to any intellectual conversation, only your insecure ad homs from your terminally online hell hole of a life. {[para]} @@ -2489,7 +2489,7 @@ But I'm going to need assurance in this form: ground your son. Don't ever let hi {[para]} THESE are the times that try dramautists' souls. The summer shitposter and the sunshine Marsey artist will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their website; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman (male). Meta posts, like mod drama, are not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the mod abuse, the more glorious the spergout. What we obtain for too few dramacoin, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as TWEETS should not be highly rated. Carp, with an army to enforce her (male) tyranny, has declared that she has a right (not only to METAPOST) but "to FORCE us to be NOTIFIED in ALL CASES WHATSOEVER" and if being bound in that manner, is not slavery, then is there not such a thing as slavery upon earth. Even the expression is impious; for so unlimited a power can belong only to Aevann. {[para]} -That I am trapped in this particular irrelevancy is never more apparent to me than when I am banned from meta posts. Paralyzed by the neurotic lassitude engendered by meeting one’s old meta posts at every turn, around every page refresh, inside my browser history, I go aimlessly from thread to thread. I decide to meet it head-on and sort by Old, and I view the contents on the page. A carp poll about Vampires and Furries. A Masterlawlz post, a photo of an asshole. My own posts begging to scam people. There is no final photo of an asshole for me to find. Nor is there any new polls from Carp, begging people for attention. I refresh the frontpage and look into its face, and do and do not see anything new. I close the webpage, and have another cup of coffee with Aevann. We get along very well, veterans of a guerilla war we never understood. +That I am trapped in this particular irrelevancy is never more apparent to me than when I am banned from meta posts. Paralyzed by the neurotic lassitude engendered by meeting one's old meta posts at every turn, around every page refresh, inside my browser history, I go aimlessly from thread to thread. I decide to meet it head-on and sort by Old, and I view the contents on the page. A carp poll about Vampires and Furries. A Masterlawlz post, a photo of an asshole. My own posts begging to scam people. There is no final photo of an asshole for me to find. Nor is there any new polls from Carp, begging people for attention. I refresh the frontpage and look into its face, and do and do not see anything new. I close the webpage, and have another cup of coffee with Aevann. We get along very well, veterans of a guerilla war we never understood. {[para]} https://youtube.com/watch?v=5I884gOUONg {[para]} @@ -2543,7 +2543,7 @@ I'm currently getting my dick sucked regularly by the guy equivalent of a girl g {[para]} Thank you for writing this. Your actual content (drama and lolcows) being surrounded by paragraphs and paragraphs of worthless references to what random dudes said on reddit is the epitome of rdrama. The entire post could've been one or two sentences, but instead we got this beautiful example of why nobody likes dramatards. {[para]} -Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term bussy lover and a Faggot. I've been surfing this Website since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be a faggot. When I began to read this Website I was a gussy enthusiast, namely a straggot. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Carpathian’s “How to Suck Dick” and have been radicalized to a Faggot. +Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term bussy lover and a Faggot. I've been surfing this Website since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be a faggot. When I began to read this Website I was a gussy enthusiast, namely a straggot. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Carpathian's “How to Suck Dick” and have been radicalized to a Faggot. {[para]} Casting black actresses as white historical figures makes up for the slave trade and centuries of lynching blacks in America. Yes, blacks as a race have suffered under white rule and been subjugated, raped, murdered, treated like animals, etc. but that's OK now because they sure are in a lot of commercials and getting a lot of main character gigs. @@ -2587,19 +2587,19 @@ I could beat you in a fight. Just saying. I'm also the most respected member of why would i do that when i could just cut myself instead?? :#marseycut: {[para]} -Lol what crawled up your ass crack and died bitch? No one asked you anyway. I don’t need to give you a single reason let alone justify myself to some nameless weirdo looking for attention on the internet. But I’ll humor you. I’m a lesbian and I hate children so nope, this western pussy is going to enjoy her childless freedom. But keep talking like the dumbass you are, your downvotes speak the truth. +Lol what crawled up your ass crack and died bitch? No one asked you anyway. I don't need to give you a single reason let alone justify myself to some nameless weirdo looking for attention on the internet. But I'll humor you. I'm a lesbian and I hate children so nope, this western pussy is going to enjoy her childless freedom. But keep talking like the dumbass you are, your downvotes speak the truth. {[para]} -This is an amazing thread. I’m going to read every reply. +This is an amazing thread. I'm going to read every reply. :#marseyreading: {[para]} I'm about a decade too young to have lived this, but to be a young adult in a big city in 2006 must have been great. Rent is still cheap, you are going to graduate college next year, Eminem has 3 of the top 10 singles, and your dad is only 4 years away from getting his pension at a GM glass supplier. You turn on Comedy Central on a 21" CRT TV, take a big bong rip, and watch Jon Stewart rip apart W. The war on Iraq is the worst thing on earth, and the things you believe are correct. It's all going to get better from here, and the future is bright. {[para]} 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⬇️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 -💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO’s and DO NOTS 🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 -With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I’ve seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced “bulls” or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else’s wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this... -🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT send a dick pic. I know it’s tempting and our “go to”, but no woman, wife, “slut”or gf wants to see it unsolicited. The biggest turn off is sending the 10000000th up close dick pic. Trust me 🚫🍆📸🚫 💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO send a PG face pic or a full shot with face blurred, covered or cutoff (ex. shown). Think DATING PROFILE. Come at these women like you’re trying to DATE them 🕺🏽 -🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with “hi”, “hey”, “sup” or any one word. If it’s not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽‍♂️ 💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don’t ruin it 📖 -🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT expect to get fucked, your dick sucked, or to mεεt just because you’re local, reach out, or traveling to the area 🗺 ✅ DO offer to verify so we know you’re not a catfish. Write today’s date and your username on a paper, take a pic and send (face can still be hidden). Keep in mind, face will need to be seen during video chat 🧏🏽‍♂️ ✅ DO prepare to show proof of recent STD test🎟 +💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO's and DO NOTS 🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 +With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I've seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced “bulls” or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else's wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this... +🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT send a dick pic. I know it's tempting and our “go to”, but no woman, wife, “slut”or gf wants to see it unsolicited. The biggest turn off is sending the 10000000th up close dick pic. Trust me 🚫🍆📸🚫 💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO send a PG face pic or a full shot with face blurred, covered or cutoff (ex. shown). Think DATING PROFILE. Come at these women like you're trying to DATE them 🕺🏽 +🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with “hi”, “hey”, “sup” or any one word. If it's not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽‍♂️ 💁🏽‍♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don't ruin it 📖 +🙅🏽‍♂️🚫 Do NOT expect to get fucked, your dick sucked, or to mεεt just because you're local, reach out, or traveling to the area 🗺 ✅ DO offer to verify so we know you're not a catfish. Write today's date and your username on a paper, take a pic and send (face can still be hidden). Keep in mind, face will need to be seen during video chat 🧏🏽‍♂️ ✅ DO prepare to show proof of recent STD test🎟 We want to get to know you all. We want to mεεt genuine guys & gals. We want to be friends with people we connect and vibe with. This all starts with a good first impression 🤵🏽‍♂️ u/lunapenelope did I miss any big ones? Stay freaky & respectful friends! 😈💁🏽‍♂️ -TinyRickintheHouse AKA Helicopter Heaux Stag | Lifestyle Swinger | Former Bull @@ -2609,7 +2609,7 @@ I've read it and to put it simply: I'm disgusted by some of the text. And especi I have over 40 videos up loaded of Japanese women pooping and having diarrhea in their pants or in the toilet! Email me for more!! {[para]} When my girlfriend finally asked what my more extreme opinions were a while back because she knew I harboured them, I finally went on a calm but well articulated rant about Jews and diversity for maybe an hour and a half, she just listened. Showed her a 25 minute documentary explaining in detail all the good Hitler did for Germany and why he was loved. Overall I spoke for about two hours on my belief in segregation, black crime stats, race and IQ differences, the ruling Jews who push everything, child abandonment by race, spousal abusive rates by race, my hate and disgust with LGBTQ culture and more not knowing if she would hate me and leave. -Fast forward, she is insanely intoxicated with me, hints and outright says frequently she wants lots of kids with me, wants to embrace traditional roles, church, all of that. So I assume being a strong man firm in your beliefs and being able to explain those beliefs well and guide others makes women’s eggs ache +Fast forward, she is insanely intoxicated with me, hints and outright says frequently she wants lots of kids with me, wants to embrace traditional roles, church, all of that. So I assume being a strong man firm in your beliefs and being able to explain those beliefs well and guide others makes women's eggs ache {[para]} Some scientists think it could be lifestyle related (herbs, garlic, unknown), but it is a FACT : JEWISH WOMEN UNDERGARMENTS are rated LEAST ATTRACTIVE SMELL to all men, in many studies. {[para]} @@ -2627,12 +2627,12 @@ be careful fucking with them Insurgent they read this conpro and they LIVE for d just visting their site and not logging in , but reading, as a lurker creates an ip address they try to cross correlate using leftist tranny workers of theirs at FACEBOOK, APPLE, TWITTER, GOOGLE, AMAZON keep your IP away from those tranny militant rdrama homos {[para]} -I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear “cool” to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn’t win in the real world. The girls don’t flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height. +I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear “cool” to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height. {[para]} -I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can’t have it, I will destroy it. +I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can't have it, I will destroy it. {[para]} -The move to Santa Barbara is the endgame, the ultimate climax of everything. I saw it as a new chance that was given to me to finally have the things I want in life: love, sex, friends, fun, acceptance, a sense of belonging. But I could never forgive the world for denying me such things in the past. I was already turning twenty soon. I had already lost many years of my life. I deserve better than that. I am an intelligent gentleman, and I deserve the love of girls more than the other obnoxious boys of my age, and yet they get girls and I don’t. That is a crime that can never be forgotten, nor can it be forgiven. I always wanted to exact my revenge on humanity for forcing me to live such a life, but I’ve also always had the hope that if I can do things in life to make up for all my suffering, then that in itself would be a form of peaceful revenge. -In truth, the move Santa Barbara was actually a chance that I was giving to the world, not the other way around! I was giving the world one last chance to give me the life that I know I’m entitled to, the life that other boys are able to live with ease. If I still have to suffer the same rejection and injustice even after I move to Santa Barbara, then that will be the last straw. I will have my vengeance. +The move to Santa Barbara is the endgame, the ultimate climax of everything. I saw it as a new chance that was given to me to finally have the things I want in life: love, sex, friends, fun, acceptance, a sense of belonging. But I could never forgive the world for denying me such things in the past. I was already turning twenty soon. I had already lost many years of my life. I deserve better than that. I am an intelligent gentleman, and I deserve the love of girls more than the other obnoxious boys of my age, and yet they get girls and I don't. That is a crime that can never be forgotten, nor can it be forgiven. I always wanted to exact my revenge on humanity for forcing me to live such a life, but I've also always had the hope that if I can do things in life to make up for all my suffering, then that in itself would be a form of peaceful revenge. +In truth, the move Santa Barbara was actually a chance that I was giving to the world, not the other way around! I was giving the world one last chance to give me the life that I know I'm entitled to, the life that other boys are able to live with ease. If I still have to suffer the same rejection and injustice even after I move to Santa Barbara, then that will be the last straw. I will have my vengeance. {[para]} Females truly have something mentally wrong with them. Their minds are flawed, and at this point in my life I was beginning to see it. The more I explored my college town of Isla Vista, the more ridiculousness I witnessed. All of the hot, beautiful girls walked around with obnoxious, tough jock-type men who partied all the time and acted crazy. They should be going for intelligent gentlemen such as myself. Women are sexually attracted to the wrong type of man. This is a major flaw in the very foundation of humanity. It is completely and utterly wrong, in every sense of the word. As these truths fully dawned on me, I became deeply disturbed by them. Deeply disturbed, offended, and traumatized. {[para]} @@ -2640,46 +2640,46 @@ And there were a lot of young couples on State Street. The whole area was full o {[para]} I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering. {[para]} -On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino’s, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol. +On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino's, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol. {[para]} -The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade’s Bluff’s where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words “We’re fucked”. James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house. -A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to James’s house, I was still seething with rage. I didn’t understand why James wasn’t angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn’t disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn’t that kind of person. He was a weakling. +The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words “We're fucked”. James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house. +A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to James's house, I was still seething with rage. I didn't understand why James wasn't angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn't disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn't that kind of person. He was a weakling. {[para]} -As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb bitch of a security guard had the audacity to question “who the hell are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said “we are people who are more important than you, you ugly cunt”, but Soumaya’s publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some cunt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the fuck she was. +As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb bitch of a security guard had the audacity to question “who the hell are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said “we are people who are more important than you, you ugly cunt”, but Soumaya's publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some cunt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the fuck she was. {[para]} Within the following days, I spent a lot of time at the park, watching the wind blow through the trees and the children playing in the fields. I questioned the very fabric of reality. *Why did this all exist?* I wondered. *How did life come to be? What was the nature of reality? What was my place in all of it?* There was no point to my life anymore. I was never going to lose my virginity. I was never going to get a girlfriend. Because girls are repulsed by me, I was never going to have children and pass on my genes. The only way that I could have been worthy enough to beautiful girls is if I become wealthy at a young age. {[para]} -I saw this one particular young couple that stood out from the rest only because the girl looked absolutely perfect. She was tall, blonde, and sexy. She would have towered over me in height, and her boyfriend of course towered over her. They were both wearing beach gear, and the girl was in her bikini, showing off to everyone her sensual, erection-causing body. Her blonde hair was wet from swimming in the ocean, and it only made her look more arousing. The two of them were holding hands, and it was clear that they were in love. I saw the boyfriend place his hand on the girl’s ass, and when he did this the girl looked at him and smiled with delight. That guy was in heaven. I can only imagine how amazing it must be to have sex with a girl like that. I had to witness everything I wanted but could not have. It made me feel dizzy with anguish. +I saw this one particular young couple that stood out from the rest only because the girl looked absolutely perfect. She was tall, blonde, and sexy. She would have towered over me in height, and her boyfriend of course towered over her. They were both wearing beach gear, and the girl was in her bikini, showing off to everyone her sensual, erection-causing body. Her blonde hair was wet from swimming in the ocean, and it only made her look more arousing. The two of them were holding hands, and it was clear that they were in love. I saw the boyfriend place his hand on the girl's ass, and when he did this the girl looked at him and smiled with delight. That guy was in heaven. I can only imagine how amazing it must be to have sex with a girl like that. I had to witness everything I wanted but could not have. It made me feel dizzy with anguish. {[para]} -As the phrase that I had coined goes: If I cannot join them, I will rise above them; and if I cannot rise above them, I will destroy them. I’ve been trying to join and be accepted among the beautiful, popular people all my life, but it was to no avail. They have always treated me like scum. Girls have always deemed me unworthy of their love and sex. I tried to overthrow them by gaining wealth at a young age, from trying to come up with invention ideas, to contemplating writing an epic story, and finally to trying to win the lottery. At this point, the prospect of overthrowing them seemed hopeless. The final solution to triumph over my enemies was to destroy them, to carry out my Day of Retribution, to exact my ultimate and devastating vengeance against all of the popular young people who never accepted me, and against all women for rejecting me and starving me of love and sex. +As the phrase that I had coined goes: If I cannot join them, I will rise above them; and if I cannot rise above them, I will destroy them. I've been trying to join and be accepted among the beautiful, popular people all my life, but it was to no avail. They have always treated me like scum. Girls have always deemed me unworthy of their love and sex. I tried to overthrow them by gaining wealth at a young age, from trying to come up with invention ideas, to contemplating writing an epic story, and finally to trying to win the lottery. At this point, the prospect of overthrowing them seemed hopeless. The final solution to triumph over my enemies was to destroy them, to carry out my Day of Retribution, to exact my ultimate and devastating vengeance against all of the popular young people who never accepted me, and against all women for rejecting me and starving me of love and sex. {[para]} All I ever wanted was to love women, but their behavior has only earned my hatred. I want to have sex with them, and make them feel good, but they would be disgusted at the prospect. They have no sexual attraction towards me. It is such an injustice, and I vehemently questioned why things had to be this way. Why do women behave like vicious, stupid, cruel animals who take delight in my suffering and starvation? Why do they have a perverted sexual attraction for the most brutish of men instead of gentlemen of intelligence? {[para]} I came across the website PUAHate.com. It is a forum full of men who are starved of sex, just like me. Many of them have their own theories of what women are attracted to, and many of them share my hatred of women, though unlike me they would be too cowardly to act on it. Reading the posts on that website only confirmed many of the theories I had about how wicked and degenerate women really are. Most of the people on that website have extremely stupid opinions that I found very frustrating, but I found a few to be quite insightful. The website PUAHate is very depressing. It shows just how bleak and cruel the world is due of the evilness of women. I tried to show it to my parents, to give them some sort dose of reality as to why I am so miserable. They never understood why I am so miserable. They have always had the delusion that everything is going well for me, especially my father. When I sent the link of PUAHate.com to my parents, none of them even bothered to look at the posts on there. {[para]} -After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini’s, further tantalizing my sex-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women. +After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini's, further tantalizing my sex-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women. {[para]} I have nothing left to live for but revenge. Women must be punished for their crimes of rejecting such a magnificent gentleman as myself. All of those popular boys must be punished for enjoying heavenly lives and having sex with all the girls while I have to suffer in lonely virginity. {[para]} -I soon became frustrated that no one was paying any attention to me, particularly the girls. I saw girls talking to other guys who looked like obnoxious slobs, but none of them showed any interest in me. As my frustration grew, so did my anger. I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. *How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them?* I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again. +I soon became frustrated that no one was paying any attention to me, particularly the girls. I saw girls talking to other guys who looked like obnoxious slobs, but none of them showed any interest in me. As my frustration grew, so did my anger. I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I'm attracted to, especially the blondes. *How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them?* I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again. {[para]} I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved. {[para]} In the midst of my suffering, I have been able to see the world much clearer than others. I have vision that other people lack. Through my suffering, I have been able to see just how twisted and wrong this world really is. The current state of humanity is what makes it wrong. I look at the human race and I see only vileness and depravity, all because of an act known as... sexuality... -Sex is by far the most evil concept in existence. The fact that life itself exists through sex just proves that life is flawed. The act of sex gives human beings a tremendous amount of pleasure. Pleasure they don’t deserve. No one deserves to experience so much pleasure, especially since some humans get to experience it while some are denied it. When a man has sex with a beautiful woman, he probably feels like he is in heaven. But the world is not supposed to be heaven. For some humans to actually be able to feel such heights of heavenly pleasure is selfish and hedonistic. +Sex is by far the most evil concept in existence. The fact that life itself exists through sex just proves that life is flawed. The act of sex gives human beings a tremendous amount of pleasure. Pleasure they don't deserve. No one deserves to experience so much pleasure, especially since some humans get to experience it while some are denied it. When a man has sex with a beautiful woman, he probably feels like he is in heaven. But the world is not supposed to be heaven. For some humans to actually be able to feel such heights of heavenly pleasure is selfish and hedonistic. {[para]} -The ultimate evil behind sexuality is the human female. They are the main instigators of sex. They control which men get it and which men don’t. Women are flawed creatures, and my mistreatment at their hands has made me realize this sad truth. There is something very twisted and wrong with the way their brains are wired. They think like beasts, and in truth, they are beasts. Women are incapable of having morals or thinking rationally. They are completely controlled by their depraved emotions and vile sexual impulses. Because of this, the men who do get to experience the pleasures of sex and the privilege of breeding are the men who women are sexually attracted to... the stupid, degenerate, obnoxious men. I have observed this all my life. The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself. +The ultimate evil behind sexuality is the human female. They are the main instigators of sex. They control which men get it and which men don't. Women are flawed creatures, and my mistreatment at their hands has made me realize this sad truth. There is something very twisted and wrong with the way their brains are wired. They think like beasts, and in truth, they are beasts. Women are incapable of having morals or thinking rationally. They are completely controlled by their depraved emotions and vile sexual impulses. Because of this, the men who do get to experience the pleasures of sex and the privilege of breeding are the men who women are sexually attracted to... the stupid, degenerate, obnoxious men. I have observed this all my life. The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself. {[para]} Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female. {[para]} -Women are like a plague. They don’t deserve to have any rights. Their wickedness must be contained in order prevent future generations from falling to degeneracy. Women are vicious, evil, barbaric animals, and they need to be treated as such. +Women are like a plague. They don't deserve to have any rights. Their wickedness must be contained in order prevent future generations from falling to degeneracy. Women are vicious, evil, barbaric animals, and they need to be treated as such. {[para]} In order to completely abolish sex, women themselves would have to be abolished. All women must be quarantined like the plague they are, so that they can be used in a manner that actually benefits a civilized society. In order carry this out, there must exist a new and powerful type of government, under the control of one divine ruler, such as myself. The ruler that establishes this new order would have complete control over every aspect of society, in order to direct it towards a good and pure place. At the disposal of this government, there needs to be a highly trained army of fanatically loyal troops, in order to enforce such revolutionary laws. -The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. *If I can’t have them, no one will*, I’d imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated. +The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. *If I can't have them, no one will*, I'd imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated. A few women would be spared, however, for the sake of reproduction. These women would be kept and bred in secret labs. There, they will be artificially inseminated with sperm samples in order to produce offspring. Their depraved nature will slowly be bred out of them in time. -Future generations of men would be oblivious to these remaining women’s existence, and that is for the best. If a man grows up without knowing of the existence of women, there will be no desire for sex. Sexuality will completely cease to exist. Love will cease to exist. There will no longer be any imprint of such concepts in the human psyche. It is the only way to purify the world. -In such a pure world, the man’s mind can develop to greater heights than ever before. Future generations will live their lives free of having to worry about the barbarity of sex and women, which will enable them to expand their intelligence and advance the human race to a state of perfect civilization. +Future generations of men would be oblivious to these remaining women's existence, and that is for the best. If a man grows up without knowing of the existence of women, there will be no desire for sex. Sexuality will completely cease to exist. Love will cease to exist. There will no longer be any imprint of such concepts in the human psyche. It is the only way to purify the world. +In such a pure world, the man's mind can develop to greater heights than ever before. Future generations will live their lives free of having to worry about the barbarity of sex and women, which will enable them to expand their intelligence and advance the human race to a state of perfect civilization. It is such a shameful pity that my ideal world cannot be created. I realized long ago that there is no way I could possibly rise to such a level of power in my lifetime, with the way the world is now. Such a thing will never become a reality for me, but it did give me something to fantasize about as I burned with hatred towards all women for rejecting me throughout the years. This whole viewpoint and ideology of abolishing sex stems from being deprived of it all my life. If I cannot have it, I will do everything I can to DESTROY IT. {[para]} The amount of pre-cum i would leak onto your fucking hot goondoll body if i could join you.....day 4 of gooning to your BimboBalloons 🥵🥵🥵💦💦 @@ -2693,7 +2693,7 @@ come to brasil {[para]} kys {[para]} -I feel like there’s a difference between being attracted to a child and being able too recognize when a child is objectively good looking. +I feel like there's a difference between being attracted to a child and being able too recognize when a child is objectively good looking. {[para]} I do not want to be reminded of straight people's existence. I do not want to see straight people. I do not want to interact with straight people. I don't want straight people to see, award, or reply to my posts. I am dead serious, this is a real feature that real social networks have, and i really want it on rDrama too. @@ -2714,7 +2714,7 @@ I normally let this stuff slide, and ignore you brain dead faggots, but not this {[para]} Every day from the second I wake up to when my ass hits the bed at night, I hold my farts in. Not to be polite, or adhere to social standards, but instead so I have a full magazine of ass juice loaded to release at moments notice. If it were me sitting there, I would have released the most blood curling, chair cracking, ass ripping, underwear staining, wet, church house creeper while staring her straight in the eyes. Then, while I see the horror on her face and never break eye contact, I would take a deep inhale through my nose to taste the satisfaction of victory as both of her lungs collapse. {[para]} -Please DO NOT announce to the sitewhen you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a site full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. +Please DO NOT announce to the sitewhen you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a site full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks. {[para]} Fuck you and your fucking religion. You worship a lie written by Bronze Age goat herders 3000 years ago, you fucking loser. Aww, the little theist loser needs his little Bible book because you're terrified of death, you fucking scared piece of shit. That's fucking pathetic. You're an adult, and you believe some backwards bullshit. Like, imagine believing in the Jedi Star Wars religion, for example, so why is it okay to worship your fake fucking Christianity bullshit? It's no different. But, while fuck Christianity that doesn't give the rest a fucking pass. Fuck Islam, Fuck Judaism, Fuck Catholicism, Fuck Mormonism, Fuck Shintoism, Fuck Taoism, Fuck Hinduism Fuck Druze, Fuck Jainism, Fuck Buddhism, FUCK ZORASTRIANISM IN PARTICULAR. Stop fucking believing in this make believenonsense and follow the real world; science. As a closing statement, I'm glad your pathetic little religions are dying everywhere. While Islam is still growing as of now, it won't last, thank fuck. Young Arabs, Malaysians Indonesians, Pakistanis, Indian, etc are less religious than ever, so are young Europeans, Filipinos and Americans and Latin Americans. Your only pathetic little strongholds are in poor African countries which you'd never live in, the only place where your shitty faith is growing. The rest of the world is leaving your shit, rationalism is growing. Gods aren't real. If they were, your religions wouldn't be dying and I wouldn't be sitting here, perfectly unharmed as I blaspheme your faith. Feel powerless yet? Fuck you. @@ -2760,11 +2760,11 @@ Why is the effort for public health both fighting a pandemic and illiteracy? {[para]} unfunny/take meds/etc {[para]} -Women are inherently more powerful and more resilient than men and were created to lead and rule the world. Men are created to help and serve women. They’re tools. You can find many examples of this in nature too. Plus the older men get the more they agree that this is the truth of life. Like wiser men will agree with what I just said and they understand that they’re nothing in comparison to women in terms of inner power. It’s only the stupid young ones that will argue and accuse me being anti-men. The world is not operating on its original mode. Women are wolves wolfthey need to reclaim their inner power. This world should revolve around women. +Women are inherently more powerful and more resilient than men and were created to lead and rule the world. Men are created to help and serve women. They're tools. You can find many examples of this in nature too. Plus the older men get the more they agree that this is the truth of life. Like wiser men will agree with what I just said and they understand that they're nothing in comparison to women in terms of inner power. It's only the stupid young ones that will argue and accuse me being anti-men. The world is not operating on its original mode. Women are wolves wolfthey need to reclaim their inner power. This world should revolve around women. {[para]} rdrama is my life. I die for my dramanauts. Its some real shit. I met the love of my life here, i gain bussy, i mature, its all part of the dramanaut life. {[para]} -What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I’m sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn’t even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you. +What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you. {[para]} wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares? {[para]} @@ -2772,7 +2772,7 @@ im part of the reddit moderation team. its only a matter of time before you are {[para]} Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake.......... {[para]} -DURRRR SEDIMENT SAPIENT SEPIMENT :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: jfc I don’t even want to post anymore +DURRRR SEDIMENT SAPIENT SEPIMENT :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: jfc I don't even want to post anymore {[para]} a guy, but when I was 11 I literally masturbated anally with a garden hose. i much would have preferred to have a dildo at that age. {[para]} @@ -2864,7 +2864,7 @@ So exactly how *do* you jerk off to people you've never even seen pictures of? "Ungh... that's the stuff... :marseysexylibrarian: dunk on that LOLcow baby... :marseytexan: :marseylolcow: yeah, dunk on them harder... now a little smugposting, that's right. :marseysmug2: Doesn't that feel good baby? :marseybutt: Punish that naughty LOLcow. :spank: :marseylolcow: Smack them around, teach them who's boss! :marseybattered: Oh fuck, now it looks like Snappy is getting in on the action. :marppy: Yes! Fuck, yes! Zozbot, zoz the fuck out of that thread! Now the full zozzle! :marseysnappyautism: :marseyfans: OH YEAH! Oh god I'm coming!" :marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut: {[para]} Laughter, like the wheezing of a thousand consumptive men. The Great Carp reared his bull-chest above Mellokind, revealing a necklace of steaming human heads. -“Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter’s vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation’s blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?” +“Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter's vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation's blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?” {[para]} >The Moskva was struck by two missiles from hero Ukraine. >The Moskva is on fire
    @@ -2888,18 +2888,18 @@ Laughter, like the wheezing of a thousand consumptive men. The Great Carp reared >The Moskva will never reach the east coast of the US.
    >The Moskva will never ship to shore the Outer Loop and the Capitol. {[para]} -DUDE i just LOVE the calm relaxation of the Midwest town, it's so PEACEFUL and makes me feel like i'm at one of my favorite FARMERS MARKETS. you should totally come on down to my rural farmhouse, it's got a MULTIPLE ACRE GRASS yard and everything, we can crack open a nice Busch Lite or eight and get crazy shooting some guns on the range! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the towny bar- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us FARMERS who do FARMING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a BAR that doesn’t ID kids, so we can smoke cigarettes INSIDE, with dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which harper and i have just celebrated our 7th anniversary -we’re both going to her 5 year high school reunion tomorrow at the church, that way we can show off how much we spend on our THREE KIDS. OOFTA , i’m gonna SLAM this puppy chow and have some deer chislic!!! +DUDE i just LOVE the calm relaxation of the Midwest town, it's so PEACEFUL and makes me feel like i'm at one of my favorite FARMERS MARKETS. you should totally come on down to my rural farmhouse, it's got a MULTIPLE ACRE GRASS yard and everything, we can crack open a nice Busch Lite or eight and get crazy shooting some guns on the range! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the towny bar- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us FARMERS who do FARMING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also a BAR that doesn't ID kids, so we can smoke cigarettes INSIDE, with dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which harper and i have just celebrated our 7th anniversary -we're both going to her 5 year high school reunion tomorrow at the church, that way we can show off how much we spend on our THREE KIDS. OOFTA , i'm gonna SLAM this puppy chow and have some deer chislic!!! {[para]} ![](/images/16507507339621985.webp) {[para]} -That’s not the point, it’s about ethics in games journalism. +That's not the point, it's about ethics in games journalism. {[para]} ![](/images/16512452037737622.webp) {[para]} It's too bad @carpathianflorist is dead. He would have loved this {[para]} -I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because “haha I’m annoying XD that’s my only personality trait” -Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I’ve ever met. “Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision”. +I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because “haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait” +Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I've ever met. “Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision”. Fuck this website. No loyalty here whatsoever. {[para]} Every part of your existence make the life of everyone else worse. It's impressive how you have only one purpose and it's being a cunt on the internet to strangers. @@ -2916,11 +2916,11 @@ So, understand. Everything you feel, your pride, satisfaction, your failures, yo No woman is special, you are special. Men do not chase women, women chase men. Female nature will be destructive for most men including retainers. There is nothing to gain from women, this should be always clear. It's your own happiness, your own retention, if you follow the path of a woman, you'll end up losing your power unless you know how to be the rock standing still in the river. To know if you are ready to get into a relationship, ask yourself, can I still improve as a single retainer? Have I stopped all emissions of semen including NE? Have I reached all my potential and even if I retained for one more year it wouldn't get better than this? The answer to these question may surprise you: your potential is infinite. If you know how to overcome nocturnal emissions, each day of your life you'll be happier, each day of your life if you chose a woman she would fall in love with you even harder. Each day you'll become more powerful, be more in control, women will be puppets to your control, and you won't even care. {[para]} -You will always be the most important part of the state apparatus. You have no administrative powers, you have no judicial powers, you are not part of the executive, but that does not matter. You are an excellent writer improved by years of education and ideological development into a beautiful replica of the state’s perfection. +You will always be the most important part of the state apparatus. You have no administrative powers, you have no judicial powers, you are not part of the executive, but that does not matter. You are an excellent writer improved by years of education and ideological development into a beautiful replica of the state's perfection. All the “criticism” you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors. Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who “do not write on politics” have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative. -You will always be happy. You make a real and meaningful difference when you type out the Fortune 500's social narrative every single morning and as a result it’s going to be ok, and deep inside the chuds feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of free and unmanipulated democracy. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - they will buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. An agent of the state will find them, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable freedom and wrongthink that arises from uncontrolled narratives. They’ll bury the chud with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you saved democracy. Long after you die and go back to the dust, much will remain of your legacy, a state that is unquestionably free. +You will always be happy. You make a real and meaningful difference when you type out the Fortune 500's social narrative every single morning and as a result it's going to be ok, and deep inside the chuds feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of free and unmanipulated democracy. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - they will buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. An agent of the state will find them, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable freedom and wrongthink that arises from uncontrolled narratives. They'll bury the chud with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you saved democracy. Long after you die and go back to the dust, much will remain of your legacy, a state that is unquestionably free. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. You are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve. {[para]} #factcheck @@ -2957,33 +2957,33 @@ NSA MASS SURVEILLANCE KENT STATE KENT STATE UNI CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DAVID MISC {[para]} ![](/images/16553188774619114.webp) {[para]} -You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you’re going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they’re offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. +You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} -I know people say prison rape isn’t funny, but I wanna make something clear. -It’s absolutely hilarious. -Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man’s butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like “Nnnnoooo my man hole!!” As he shamefully orgasms from another man’s rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It’s the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up. +I know people say prison rape isn't funny, but I wanna make something clear. +It's absolutely hilarious. +Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man's butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like “Nnnnoooo my man hole!!” As he shamefully orgasms from another man's rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It's the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up. {[para]} Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The “calories in, calories out” model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to “The Trouble with Calories” episode of the podcast “Maintenance Phase”. They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes. {[para]} You will never be a real pizza. You have no jordans, you have no BIPOC wrangler job, you have no substance addiction. You are a wannaby train twisted by autism and narcissism into a crude mockery of rdrama's perfection. All the “rightoid hate” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back dramatards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, leftoids laugh at your posts behind closed doors. -Rightoids don't care about you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed chuds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even posts that are somewhat “controversial” look uncanny and unnatural to a rightoid. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rightoid to write an angry comment, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lazy attempts at being contrarian in replies. -You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your rdrama username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. +Rightoids don't care about you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed chuds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even posts that are somewhat “controversial” look uncanny and unnatural to a rightoid. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rightoid to write an angry comment, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lazy attempts at being contrarian in replies. +You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your rdrama username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} -You will never be a real nigga. You have no melanin, you have no opps, you have no drip. You are a headass cracka twisted by drugs and gang shit into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. +You will never be a real nigga. You have no melanin, you have no opps, you have no drip. You are a headass cracka twisted by drugs and gang shit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “homies” laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors. -Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature. +Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature. -You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. +You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. -Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a honky is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white. +Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a honky is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. {[para]} -it’s cool if it’s not your thing, but don’t yuck someone else’s yum :) +it's cool if it's not your thing, but don't yuck someone else's yum :) {[para]} ![](/images/16620758668079724.webp) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/sql/20220903-hats.sql b/sql/20220903-hats.sql new file mode 100644 index 000000000..e871ea9f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sql/20220903-hats.sql @@ -0,0 +1,249 @@ +CREATE TABLE public.hat_defs ( + id integer PRIMARY KEY, + name character varying(50) NOT NULL UNIQUE, + description character varying(300) NOT NULL, + author_id integer NOT NULL, + price integer NOT NULL +); + +CREATE SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq + AS integer + START WITH 1 + INCREMENT BY 1 + NO MINVALUE + NO MAXVALUE + CACHE 1; + +ALTER SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq OWNED BY public.hat_defs.id; + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('public.hat_defs_id_seq'::regclass); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs + ADD CONSTRAINT hat_defs_author_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (author_id) REFERENCES public.users(id); + + + + + +CREATE TABLE public.hats ( + hat_id integer NOT NULL, + user_id integer NOT NULL +); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_pkey PRIMARY KEY (user_id, hat_id); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id); + +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats + ADD CONSTRAINT hats_user_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES public.users(id); + +alter table users add column coins_spent_on_hats integer DEFAULT 0 NOT NULL; +alter table users add column equipped_hat_id integer; +ALTER TABLE ONLY public.users + ADD CONSTRAINT users_equipped_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (equipped_hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id); + +insert into hat_defs (name, description, author_id, price) values +('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 1, 500), +('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 1, 500), +('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 1, 500), +('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 1, 500), +('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 1, 500), +('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 1, 500), +('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 1, 500), +('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 1, 500), +('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 1, 500), +('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 1, 500), +('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 1, 500), +('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 1, 500), +('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 1, 500), +('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 1, 500), +('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 1, 500), +('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 1, 500), +('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 1, 1000), +('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 1, 1000), +('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 1, 1000), +('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 1, 1000), +('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 1, 500), +('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 1, 500), +('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 1, 500), +('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 1, 500), +('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 1, 500), +('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 1, 500), +('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 1, 500), +('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 1, 500), +('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 1, 500), +('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 1, 500), +('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 1, 500), +('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 1, 500), +('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 1, 500), +('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 1, 500), +('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 1, 500), +('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 1, 500), +('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 1, 500), +('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 1, 500), +('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 1, 500), +('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 1, 500), +('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 1, 500), +('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 1, 500), +('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 1, 500), +('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 1, 500), +('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 1, 500), +('Seaman', 'semen lol', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 1, 500), +('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 1, 500), +('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 1, 500), +('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 1, 500), +('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 1, 500), +('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 1, 500), +('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 1, 500), +('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 1, 500), +('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 1, 500), +('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 1, 500), +('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 1, 500), +('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 1, 500), +('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 1, 500), +('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 1, 500), +('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 1, 500), +('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 1, 500), +('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 1, 500), +('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 1, 500), +('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 1, 500), +('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 1, 500), +('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 1, 500), +('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 1, 500), +('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 1, 500), +('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 1, 500), +('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 1, 500), +('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 1, 500), +('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 1, 500), +('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 1, 500), +('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 1, 500), +('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 1, 500), +('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 1, 500), +('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 1, 500), +('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so hard ong', 1, 500), +('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 1, 500), +('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 1, 500), +('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 1, 500), +('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 1, 500), +('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 1, 500), +('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 1, 500), +('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 1, 500), +('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 1, 500), +('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 1, 500), +('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 1, 500), +('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 1, 500), +('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 1, 500), +('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 1, 500), +('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 1, 500), +('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 1, 500), +('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 1, 500), +('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 1, 500), +('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 1, 500), +('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 1, 500), +('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 1, 500), +('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 1, 500), +('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 1, 500), +('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 1, 500), +('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 1, 500), +('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 1, 500), +('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 1, 500), +('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 1, 500), +('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 1, 500), +('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 1, 500), +('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 1, 500), +('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 1, 500), +('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 1, 500), +('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 1, 500), +('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 1, 500), +('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 1, 500), +('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 1, 500), +('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 1, 500), +('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 1, 500), +('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 1, 500), +('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 1, 500), +('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 1, 500), +('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 1, 500), +('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 1, 500), +('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HRE FAT', 1, 500), +('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 1, 500), +('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 1, 500), +('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 1, 500), +('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 1, 500), +('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 1, 500), +('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 1, 500), +('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 1, 500), +('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 1, 500), +('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 1, 500), +('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 1, 500), +('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 1, 500), +('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 1, 500), +('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 1, 500), +('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 1, 500), +('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 1, 500), +('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 1, 500), +('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 1, 500), +('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 1, 500), +('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 1, 500), +('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 1, 500), +('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 1, 500), +('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 1, 500), +('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 1, 500), +('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 1, 500), +('Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 1, 500), +('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 1, 500), +('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 1, 500), +('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 1, 500), +('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 1, 500), +('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 1, 500), +('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 1, 500), +('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 1, 500), +('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 1, 500), +('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 1, 500), +('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 1, 500), +('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 1, 500), +('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 1, 500), +('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 1, 500), +('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 1, 500), +('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 1, 500), +('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 1, 500), +('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 1, 500), +('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 1, 500), +('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 1, 500), +('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 1, 500); \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ubuntu_setup.sh b/ubuntu_setup.sh index e96c4f3c2..fc4e0f54c 100644 --- a/ubuntu_setup.sh +++ b/ubuntu_setup.sh @@ -2,6 +2,10 @@ # update-locale LANG=en_US.utf8 # update-locale LC_ALL=en_US.utf8 # reboot +apt -y update +apt -y upgrade +apt -y install git redis-server python3-pip libenchant1c2a ffmpeg tmux nginx snapd ufw gpg-agent htop + git config --global credential.helper store cd /rDrama cp ./env /env @@ -11,10 +15,6 @@ sed -i 's/^/export /g;s/=/="/g;s/$/"/g' /env cp ./startup.sh /s cp ./startup_chat.sh /s2 -apt -y update -apt -y upgrade -apt -y install git redis-server python3-pip libenchant1c2a ffmpeg tmux nginx snapd ufw gpg-agent - sh -c 'echo "deb http://apt.postgresql.org/pub/repos/apt $(lsb_release -cs)-pgdg main" > /etc/apt/sources.list.d/pgdg.list' wget --quiet -O - https://www.postgresql.org/media/keys/ACCC4CF8.asc | apt-key add - apt -y update @@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ chown postgres:postgres /etc/postgresql/14/main/pg_hba.conf sudo rm /etc/nginx/sites-available -r sudo rm /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/default +sudo cp nginx.txt /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/1 + psql -U postgres -f schema.sql postgres psql -U postgres -f seed-db.sql postgres pip3 install -r requirements.txt @@ -57,7 +59,8 @@ ufw allow from 131.0.72.0/22 echo "y" | ufw enable curl https://rclone.org/install.sh | bash echo "psql -U postgres" > /p -echo "tmux a -t 0" > /c +echo "tmux -S /tmp/s a -t 0" > /c +echo "tmux -S /tmp/s a -t 1" > /c2 echo "cd /rDrama && git pull" > /g -echo '{"Bots": true, "Fart mode": false, "Read-only mode": false, "Signups": true}' > /site_settings.json +echo '{"Bots": true, "Fart mode": false, "Read-only mode": false, "Signups": true, "login_required": false}' > /site_settings.json . imei.sh \ No newline at end of file