From b96075ac6c55d9c4e679d37b20de6a9d4f9cad89 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Aevann Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2023 00:12:33 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] change subtitles --- files/assets/subtitles.vtt | 13969 +++++++++++++++++------------------ 1 file changed, 6586 insertions(+), 7383 deletions(-) diff --git a/files/assets/subtitles.vtt b/files/assets/subtitles.vtt index 6327e50db..812610fce 100644 --- a/files/assets/subtitles.vtt +++ b/files/assets/subtitles.vtt @@ -1,7745 +1,6948 @@ WEBVTT -00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 -Downloaded from -YTS.MX +00:02:43.747 --> 00:02:47.468 +[ Rhythmic Droning] -00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 -Official YIFY movies site: -YTS.MX +00:03:39.720 --> 00:03:41.973 +[Rattling ] -00:01:13.408 --> 00:01:15.994 -There 's 100,000 streets in this city. +00:04:07.038 --> 00:04:09.291 +[Humming] -00:01:17.036 --> 00:01:19.456 -You don't need to know the route. +00:04:13.545 --> 00:04:17.300 +[ Electronic Chittering ] -00:01:20.039 --> 00:01:22.125 -You give me a time and a place, +00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:21.349 +[Clacking ] -00:01:22.208 --> 00:01:24.544 -I give you a five-minute window. +00:04:33.315 --> 00:04:37.570 +[ Distorted Computer Noises] -00:01:25.170 --> 00:01:28.923 -Anything happens -in that five minutes and I'm yours. +00:04:37.652 --> 00:04:40.030 +[ Noises Stop] -00:01:29.007 --> 00:01:30.508 -No matter what. +00:06:39.232 --> 00:06:43.112 +[ Chattering, indistinct] -00:01:31.092 --> 00:01:33.595 -Anything happens a minute -either side of that +00:06:51.703 --> 00:06:56.630 +The food is terrible. Worst +shit I've ever seen, man. -00:01:33.678 --> 00:01:35.597 -and you're on your own. +00:06:56.708 --> 00:06:59.177 +[ Parker] What you say? You +got any biscuits over there? -00:01:36.347 --> 00:01:38.016 -Do you understand? +00:06:59.252 --> 00:07:01.596 +[ Ripley] +I keep seeing corn bread. -00:01:41.770 --> 00:01:42.854 -Good. +00:07:04.341 --> 00:07:06.810 +- I am cold. +- Still with us, Brett? -00:01:45.857 --> 00:01:49.277 -And you won't be able -to reach me on this phone again. +00:07:06.885 --> 00:07:11.265 +- Right. +- Oh, /fee/ dead. -00:02:21.351 --> 00:02:23.269 -Hey, there you are! +00:07:11.348 --> 00:07:14.227 +Anybody ever tell you +you look dead, man? -00:02:23.353 --> 00:02:25.271 -She's down there. +00:07:16.645 --> 00:07:19.148 +[ Mouthing Words ] +[Parker] Oh, yeah, r/jght. -00:02:25.355 --> 00:02:27.649 -Plain Jane Boring, just like you asked for, +00:07:19.230 --> 00:07:21.324 +Now, I just +forgot something, man. -00:02:27.732 --> 00:02:30.318 -but I dropped in 300 horses on the inside, +00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:23.367 +Before we dock, -00:02:30.401 --> 00:02:32.195 -she is going to fly. +00:07:23.443 --> 00:07:25.445 +I think we oughta discuss +the bonus situation. -00:02:33.279 --> 00:02:34.739 -You look like a zombie, kid. +00:07:25.570 --> 00:07:27.572 +Fflght. Brett and I, +we think we oughta- -00:02:34.823 --> 00:02:36.616 -You getting any sleep? +00:07:27.656 --> 00:07:30.034 +- We deserve full shares, right, baby? +- You see, Mr. Parker and I... -00:02:36.699 --> 00:02:41.329 -Can I offer you some -Benzedrine, Dexedrine, caffeine, nicotine? +00:07:30.116 --> 00:07:33.746 +feel that the bonus situation has +never been on an equitable level. -00:02:41.412 --> 00:02:43.081 -Oh, you don't smoke. That's right. +00:07:33.828 --> 00:07:37.082 +Well, you'll get what you're +contracted for like everybody else. -00:02:43.164 --> 00:02:44.582 -Better Off. +00:07:37.207 --> 00:07:39.551 +Yes, but everybody else gets more than us. +[ Mon/for Beep/ng ] -00:02:45.917 --> 00:02:47.418 -There she is! +00:07:39.626 --> 00:07:41.799 +Dallas, Mother +wants to talk to you. -00:02:48.628 --> 00:02:53.007 -Chevy Impala, the most popular car -in the State of California. +00:07:41.878 --> 00:07:45.303 +Huh? Yeah, I saw it. Yellow +light's for my eyes only. -00:02:54.008 --> 00:02:56.261 -No one will be looking at you. +00:07:46.758 --> 00:07:48.510 +Okay, get dressed, huh? -00:04:03.578 --> 00:04:05.496 -...Robert Victor 3. - -00:04:05.580 --> 00:04:09.167 -License 5-1-4. Robert Victor 3... - -00:04:21.930 --> 00:04:25.934 -Code 30 Ringer located -at 421 South Alameda. - -00:04:28.061 --> 00:04:30.313 -Reports of shots fired at Code - -00:04:43.451 --> 00:04:44.911 -Come on. - -00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.373 -Where the fuck is he? Come on. - -00:04:50.625 --> 00:04:52.794 -Unit 5, what's your 20? - -00:04:52.877 --> 00:04:55.630 -We are approximately two minutes -from that location. - -00:05:03.388 --> 00:05:05.974 -Come on, man. Where the hell are you? - -00:05:09.811 --> 00:05:11.062 -Come on! - -00:05:13.022 --> 00:05:14.816 -Come on! - -00:05:15.900 --> 00:05:17.735 -Come on! Get in! Get in! Get in! - -00:05:17.819 --> 00:05:19.779 -- Come on, man. -- Go, go, go, go, go! - -00:05:23.241 --> 00:05:24.617 -All units be advised. - -00:05:24.701 --> 00:05:26.160 -Possible vehicle in question. - -00:05:26.244 --> 00:05:28.246 -Late model silver Impala. - -00:05:56.149 --> 00:05:59.485 -1-Adam-3, South Bay at Seventh, clean - -00:06:01.821 --> 00:06:03.448 -Roger; 1-A dam-3. - -00:06:04.949 --> 00:06:07.118 -Requesting air unit support. - -00:06:19.964 --> 00:06:23.676 -Unit 5 to Dispatch, -heading eastbound on Sixth. - -00:06:23.760 --> 00:06:25.678 -Copy that, Unit 5. - -00:06:37.899 --> 00:06:39.567 -Base to Air 3. - -00:06:39.650 --> 00:06:41.402 -Any sign of that silver Impala? - -00:06:42.236 --> 00:06:44.197 -Air 3 to Base. Negative. - -00:06:51.871 --> 00:06:54.832 -Got a visual -heading west on Seventh Street bridge. - -00:06:58.211 --> 00:07:00.838 -Copy Air 3. All units, be advised... - -00:07:25.905 --> 00:07:28.991 -Base, Air 3 here. -We've lost visual on suspect. - -00:07:39.669 --> 00:07:43.089 -Base to Air 3. -Possible gang shooting in progress. - -00:07:43.214 --> 00:07:46.217 -Proceed immediately -to Washington and La Brea. - -00:07:46.634 --> 00:07:48.636 -Roger; Dispatch. I'm out. - -00:08:03.568 --> 00:08:05.653 -All westbound units, be advised. - -00:08:05.736 --> 00:08:08.990 -Suspect last seen -near Seventh Street and Santa Fe. - -00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:38.436 -Dispatch, this is 1-Adam-6. - -00:08:38.769 --> 00:08:41.772 -Possible suspect vehicle -sighted at stoplight. - -00:08:42.023 --> 00:08:43.107 -Stand by. - -00:08:44.150 --> 00:08:45.860 -Roger; Unit 6. - -00:13:02.366 --> 00:13:04.493 -- What floor? -- Fourth. Thanks. - -00:13:48.871 --> 00:13:51.540 -Hey, kid, you know what? - -00:13:56.212 --> 00:13:57.546 -Director wants to see a roll over. - -00:13:57.630 --> 00:13:59.131 -Are you okay with that? - -00:13:59.215 --> 00:14:01.383 -Remember, if you don't feel good, -just abort the shot. - -00:14:01.467 --> 00:14:03.677 -There's no shame in that, all right? - -00:14:03.761 --> 00:14:05.387 -I mean, you're... -You're doubling for the star. - -00:14:05.471 --> 00:14:08.224 -You're not like a day player or anything. - -00:14:08.307 --> 00:14:10.809 -And I got you 500 more, huh. - -00:14:10.893 --> 00:14:12.520 -Of course, we split that. - -00:14:12.603 --> 00:14:14.355 -You okay? Ready to go? - -00:14:14.438 --> 00:14:16.565 -All right. Counting on you! - -00:14:31.247 --> 00:14:32.998 -Excuse me, pal. I just need a minute here. - -00:14:33.082 --> 00:14:36.752 -Before I put you on camera, -I need you to sign this contract. - -00:14:36.835 --> 00:14:38.754 -It just basically -releases liability to the company - -00:14:38.837 --> 00:14:42.049 -in case you die, -get maimed, or seriously injured. - -00:14:42.675 --> 00:14:44.093 -And action! - -00:14:52.142 --> 00:14:54.228 -All right, that's a cut! - -00:14:54.311 --> 00:14:55.938 -Kid! That was fantastic! - -00:14:56.021 --> 00:14:57.731 -Just fantastic. - -00:14:57.815 --> 00:15:00.609 -Okay. How you doing? You all right? - -00:15:00.693 --> 00:15:02.403 -You were good. -You were good. That was perfect. - -00:15:58.751 --> 00:16:01.086 -- You're a monkey. -- No, you're the monkey. - -00:16:01.170 --> 00:16:02.338 -- You're the monkey. -- You're the monkey. - -00:16:02.421 --> 00:16:03.422 -No, you're the monkey. - -00:16:03.505 --> 00:16:05.549 -Hey, tell me one thing. - -00:16:05.633 --> 00:16:07.676 -- I love you. -- I love you. - -00:17:02.815 --> 00:17:04.441 -- Where should I put this? -- In the kitchen. - -00:17:04.566 --> 00:17:05.943 +00:07:48.635 --> 00:07:52.060 +Parker, come on. Can I finish my coffee? Thank you. -00:17:08.278 --> 00:17:09.947 -Just be a second. +00:07:52.138 --> 00:07:54.607 +It's the only thing +good on this ship. -00:17:20.791 --> 00:17:21.959 -Scary. +00:08:02.565 --> 00:08:04.943 +[ Chattering Continues] -00:17:25.796 --> 00:17:27.798 -Hey, you want a toothpick? +00:08:13.368 --> 00:08:16.292 +[ Buzzes ] +[ Beeping ] -00:17:34.304 --> 00:17:36.223 -You want a glass of water? +00:08:21.543 --> 00:08:24.547 +[Clacking ] +[ Electronic Chittering ] -00:17:36.306 --> 00:17:37.391 -Okay. +00:08:48.528 --> 00:08:51.247 +[ Dallas ] +Morning, Mother. -00:17:48.318 --> 00:17:49.528 -Thanks. +00:08:56.870 --> 00:08:58.838 +[ Beeping, Whirring ] -00:17:53.866 --> 00:17:55.868 -So, you just moved to LA? +00:09:17.348 --> 00:09:20.727 +[ Voice Over Radio, indistinct] -00:17:57.327 --> 00:17:59.538 -No, I've been here for a while. +00:09:20.810 --> 00:09:24.030 +- Right. +- Okay. -00:18:00.414 --> 00:18:02.207 -You're just new here? +00:09:24.105 --> 00:09:26.449 +Plug us in. -00:18:08.881 --> 00:18:10.966 -That's Benicio's father. +00:09:27.650 --> 00:09:29.618 +Thank you. -00:18:12.676 --> 00:18:14.303 -Where is he? +00:09:33.031 --> 00:09:36.376 +- Where's Earth? +- You should know. -00:18:15.304 --> 00:18:16.847 -He's in prison. +00:09:36.451 --> 00:09:39.625 +It's not our system. -00:18:20.100 --> 00:18:21.643 -What do you do? +00:09:39.704 --> 00:09:40.250 +Scan. -00:18:24.188 --> 00:18:25.439 -I drive. +00:09:43.666 --> 00:09:46.670 +[ Sighs ] +I can't believe this. -00:18:27.608 --> 00:18:29.359 -Like a limo driver? +00:09:46.753 --> 00:09:50.007 +Contact Traffic Control. -00:18:30.360 --> 00:18:31.904 -No, like, for movies. +00:09:50.090 --> 00:09:54.470 +[ Ripley] This is commercial towing +vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons. -00:18:34.364 --> 00:18:37.576 -You mean, all the car chases and stuff? +00:09:54.552 --> 00:09:58.602 +Registration number: +1-8-0-niner-2-4-6-0-niner. -00:18:37.659 --> 00:18:38.827 -Yeah. +00:09:58.681 --> 00:10:03.278 +Calling Antarctica Traffic +Control Can you read me? Over. -00:18:39.703 --> 00:18:41.413 -Is that dangerous? +00:10:03.353 --> 00:10:06.607 +Commercial towing vehicle +Nostromo out of the Solomons, -00:18:51.215 --> 00:18:52.966 -It's only part-time. +00:10:06.689 --> 00:10:08.657 +registration number- -00:18:53.926 --> 00:18:56.136 -Mostly I work at a garage. +00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.782 +Nothing. [Kane] Keep frying. -00:18:56.220 --> 00:18:57.429 -Where? +00:10:15.865 --> 00:10:19.995 +Calling Antarctica Traffic Control +Do you read me, Antarctica? Over. -00:18:57.513 --> 00:18:59.139 -Reseda Boulevard. +00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:24.626 +I found it. Just short of Zeta ll Reticuli. +[ R/jo/e y Chafler/ng On Rad/o ] -00:19:07.940 --> 00:19:09.316 -I gotta go. +00:10:24.749 --> 00:10:30.222 +We ha ven 7 reached the outer rim yez'. +That's hard to believe. -00:19:11.318 --> 00:19:12.402 -Okay. +00:10:30.296 --> 00:10:34.346 +[ Lambert ] What the hell +are we doing out here? -00:19:14.905 --> 00:19:16.365 -Thanks for the water. +00:10:34.425 --> 00:10:37.178 +I don't know. +What the hell are you talking about? -00:19:16.448 --> 00:19:17.950 -- Say bye. -- Bye. +00:10:37.262 --> 00:10:40.641 +- That's not our system. +- I know that. -00:19:56.655 --> 00:19:58.156 -Mr. Rose, your food, sir. +00:10:40.765 --> 00:10:44.861 +[Loud Rumb/ing ] [ Parker] Do you ever +notice how they never come down here? -00:19:58.240 --> 00:19:59.283 -Okay. +00:10:44.936 --> 00:10:47.064 +I mean, this is where +the work is, right? -00:19:59.366 --> 00:20:02.494 -Chicken chow mein and some Peking duck. +00:10:47.147 --> 00:10:49.821 +Well, it's the same damn reason +we get a half share to their one. -00:20:03.161 --> 00:20:04.788 -Okay. Where are the chopsticks? +00:10:49.899 --> 00:10:51.947 +Our time is their time. +That's the way they see it. -00:20:04.872 --> 00:20:07.291 -Oh, you know. The guy just... +00:10:52.068 --> 00:10:53.991 +No, but- Listen, man. +Same old shit, man. -00:20:07.374 --> 00:20:08.750 -Go get them. Go get them. +00:10:54.070 --> 00:10:56.198 +I think I know why they +don't come down here. -00:20:09.042 --> 00:20:11.837 -I don't want that. -I don't want that. You eat it. +00:10:56.281 --> 00:10:58.784 +It's because of you. +You don't have no personality. -00:20:12.170 --> 00:20:14.381 -Chopsticks and a fortune cookie. +00:11:00.785 --> 00:11:03.584 +Wonder what they want now. +What's going on down here? -00:20:14.464 --> 00:20:16.383 -Put out the fucking cigarette. I'm eating. +00:11:06.249 --> 00:11:09.344 +Um, you happen to be in my seat. +Can I have it? Yes, of course. -00:20:17.342 --> 00:20:18.343 -Sorry. - -00:20:19.261 --> 00:20:20.262 -Whats the matter with you? - -00:20:20.345 --> 00:20:21.638 -I'm just... - -00:20:21.930 --> 00:20:24.600 -What happened to all the ashtrays -in this town? - -00:20:24.683 --> 00:20:26.476 -You run a perfectly good business. - -00:20:26.560 --> 00:20:28.437 -I don't know why you want to change now. - -00:20:28.812 --> 00:20:31.773 -You know how much -my business made last year? - -00:20:31.857 --> 00:20:33.442 -Thirty grand. - -00:20:33.525 --> 00:20:35.277 -I can build a car in six months - -00:20:35.360 --> 00:20:38.196 -and in six seconds, -these jerks write it off as a stunt - -00:20:38.280 --> 00:20:39.948 -that won't even make it into the movie. - -00:20:41.158 --> 00:20:44.411 -See, all I need is a hard used stock car. - -00:20:44.494 --> 00:20:45.704 -That's all. - -00:20:45.787 --> 00:20:49.625 -And I figure we start off with small town -circuit and we work our way up. - -00:20:49.958 --> 00:20:52.753 -And once we get to the show, -we're talking millions. - -00:20:52.836 --> 00:20:54.129 -- I have the chopsticks, sir. -- Yeah. - -00:20:54.212 --> 00:20:55.505 -Where's the cookies? - -00:20:55.589 --> 00:20:58.383 -- You know, I... -- Forget it. Forget it. - -00:20:59.343 --> 00:21:01.720 -So, you still haven't given me a number. - -00:21:01.803 --> 00:21:03.138 -All right. - -00:21:03.555 --> 00:21:05.515 -$430,000. - -00:21:07.225 --> 00:21:08.894 -Mr. Rose, I wouldn't come to you with this - -00:21:08.977 --> 00:21:11.605 -unless I was absolutely sure about it. - -00:21:11.688 --> 00:21:13.649 -How can you be sure, Shannon? - -00:21:13.732 --> 00:21:16.944 -What do you got -that the big professional race teams don't? - -00:21:19.112 --> 00:21:20.405 -I got the driver. - -00:21:20.781 --> 00:21:23.116 -You just told me they had -half a dozen drivers. - -00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:24.576 -Not like this one. - -00:21:25.077 --> 00:21:26.912 -This kid is special. - -00:21:26.995 --> 00:21:28.288 -I've been working with him for a while. - -00:21:28.372 --> 00:21:30.499 -I've never seen anything like it. - -00:21:30.916 --> 00:21:32.459 -If I had the money, I'd back him myself. - -00:21:32.876 --> 00:21:35.003 -Yeah, but you don't have the money. - -00:21:36.046 --> 00:21:39.383 -Mr. Rose, you put this -kid behind the wheel, - -00:21:40.133 --> 00:21:41.927 -there's nothing he can't do. - -00:21:42.594 --> 00:21:45.097 -There's money here. You can't lose. - -00:21:45.889 --> 00:21:48.058 -Fuck you eating chink food -in my fucking restaurant? - -00:21:48.225 --> 00:21:50.769 -What's a Jew doing running a pizzeria? - -00:21:51.436 --> 00:21:53.230 -You remember Shannon. - -00:21:56.566 --> 00:21:59.611 -Take a fucking hike. -I want to talk to my partner. - -00:22:02.239 --> 00:22:04.282 -I'm just fucking with you. - -00:22:04.908 --> 00:22:07.327 -How you doing, Shannon? -How's the fucking leg? - -00:22:08.036 --> 00:22:09.579 -I paid my debt. - -00:22:11.248 --> 00:22:14.501 -I'll think about it. Okay? - -00:22:14.584 --> 00:22:16.378 -But I want to meet the kid first. - -00:22:17.004 --> 00:22:18.630 -That's all I ask. - -00:22:30.809 --> 00:22:33.437 -Come on, I want you to meet somebody. - -00:22:33.520 --> 00:22:35.522 -And whatever you do like about the car, -don't say anything. - -00:22:35.605 --> 00:22:37.899 -I want to drive the price -down a little bit. - -00:22:37.983 --> 00:22:40.736 -Kid, I want you to meet Mr. Bernie Rose. - -00:22:41.403 --> 00:22:43.280 -Nice to meet YOU. - -00:22:48.326 --> 00:22:50.495 -My hands are a little dirty. - -00:22:51.288 --> 00:22:52.706 -So are mine. - -00:22:57.085 --> 00:22:58.962 -Good driving out there. - -00:22:59.963 --> 00:23:01.173 -Thanks. - -00:23:03.633 --> 00:23:05.010 -He's a good kid. - -00:23:05.093 --> 00:23:07.637 -So, what do you think? Do we get the 400? - -00:23:09.014 --> 00:23:11.641 -I'll give you 300 for 70%. - -00:23:14.644 --> 00:23:15.729 -Done. - -00:23:17.856 --> 00:23:19.274 -Right. Good. - -00:23:20.692 --> 00:23:22.944 -You won't be sorry. - -00:23:28.408 --> 00:23:29.951 -- I'm Shannon. -- Hi. Irene. - -00:23:30.035 --> 00:23:31.578 -Irene. How can I help you? - -00:23:31.870 --> 00:23:33.080 -It just broke down. - -00:23:33.163 --> 00:23:34.790 -Just broke down. Just like that. - -00:23:34.873 --> 00:23:36.208 -- You want me to take a look at it? -- Yes, please. - -00:23:36.291 --> 00:23:37.876 -All right. - -00:23:37.959 --> 00:23:39.920 -We got all our bays full. - -00:23:40.003 --> 00:23:42.672 -Hey, pal, just drop it down here. -We'll push it in, all right? - -00:23:42.923 --> 00:23:45.801 -We want to push her into number three. - -00:23:45.884 --> 00:23:48.428 -- The car, not you. -- Good. - -00:23:48.512 --> 00:23:50.055 -- Hi. -- Hi. - -00:23:51.765 --> 00:23:53.141 -You two know each other? - -00:23:53.225 --> 00:23:55.060 -Don't. - -00:23:55.143 --> 00:23:56.770 -- Look at that. -- We're neighbors. - -00:23:56.853 --> 00:23:59.856 -Neighbors? Very good. -Well, we'll try to be neighborly too. - -00:24:21.044 --> 00:24:22.295 -You blinked. - -00:24:22.796 --> 00:24:23.880 -What? - -00:24:24.840 --> 00:24:27.551 -- Can I call a cab from here? -- Yeah. Sure. - -00:24:28.552 --> 00:24:29.803 -What am I talking about? - -00:24:30.971 --> 00:24:32.806 -You and the kid are neighbors, right? - -00:24:32.889 --> 00:24:34.599 -- He can take you home. -- No. - -00:24:34.683 --> 00:24:37.477 -- I'd feel bad. -- No, no. Don't even think twice about it. - -00:24:37.561 --> 00:24:40.772 -He'd be happy to do it. He's a good guy. - -00:24:41.982 --> 00:24:45.193 -You know, he walked into my shop here -about five or six years ago. - -00:24:46.069 --> 00:24:47.237 -Right out of the blue. - -00:24:47.320 --> 00:24:49.156 -Asking for a job. - -00:24:49.239 --> 00:24:52.659 -So I put him to the test -to see what he could do. - -00:24:52.742 --> 00:24:54.035 -- The kid's amazing. -- Yeah. - -00:24:54.494 --> 00:24:56.288 -So, I hire him on the spot. - -00:24:57.914 --> 00:25:00.167 -At about half the wages I normally pay. - -00:25:00.250 --> 00:25:01.459 -He didn't blink an eye. - -00:25:02.294 --> 00:25:05.630 -Hey, kid, -come over here for a second, will you? - -00:25:05.714 --> 00:25:08.967 -And I have been exploiting him ever since. - -00:25:10.886 --> 00:25:12.345 -Don't tell him. - -00:25:12.929 --> 00:25:15.932 -Looks like we have -a bigger problem than I thought. - -00:25:16.016 --> 00:25:19.269 -And we're going to have -to keep the car here for a few days. - -00:25:19.352 --> 00:25:23.231 -So I offered your services -to take Benicio and Irene home. - -00:25:23.315 --> 00:25:24.774 -That be okay? - -00:25:27.611 --> 00:25:28.945 -- Yeah, sure. -- Yeah. - -00:25:31.781 --> 00:25:34.784 -I don't have wheels on my car. - -00:25:35.035 --> 00:25:36.203 -Okay. - -00:25:36.286 --> 00:25:38.205 -It's one thing you should know about me. - -00:25:38.288 --> 00:25:39.289 -Well, put the tires on. - -00:25:39.372 --> 00:25:41.625 -- You got five minutes? -- Yeah. - -00:26:04.606 --> 00:26:06.066 -Hey, do you want to see something? - -00:26:09.653 --> 00:26:10.779 -Yeah. - -00:26:14.282 --> 00:26:15.367 -Okay. - -00:28:11.191 --> 00:28:13.443 -That was good. - -00:28:13.526 --> 00:28:15.278 -He had a good time. - -00:28:23.787 --> 00:28:24.996 -Me 1200. - -00:28:32.087 --> 00:28:35.006 -Sorry if I put you -on the spot showing up like that. - -00:28:35.090 --> 00:28:36.424 -It's okay. - -00:29:00.281 --> 00:29:02.826 -I'm not doing anything this weekend. - -00:29:07.122 --> 00:29:09.457 -If you want a ride or something. - -00:30:43.927 --> 00:30:46.638 -Don't worry about her bumps and bruises, -that's just fiberglass. - -00:30:46.721 --> 00:30:48.097 -That's easily replaceable. - -00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:51.351 -Put a coat of paint on there, -some sponsor decals. - -00:30:51.434 --> 00:30:53.686 -Look at the tread -on the tire's still good, huh? - -00:30:53.770 --> 00:30:55.355 -We're in business. - -00:30:56.022 --> 00:30:58.858 -We paid 300 fucking grand -for this piece of shit? - -00:30:58.942 --> 00:31:02.028 -I paid for it. Out of my own pocket. - -00:31:02.111 --> 00:31:03.655 -This is just the shell. - -00:31:03.905 --> 00:31:06.115 -It's the inside that -counts, not the outside. - -00:31:06.199 --> 00:31:07.742 -- Right, Shannon? -- You are correct, sir. - -00:31:07.825 --> 00:31:11.204 -Fuck that shit. I pay 300 for something, -I want everybody to fucking see it. - -00:31:11.287 --> 00:31:13.748 -Of course you do. - -00:31:13.831 --> 00:31:15.208 -Now, this. - -00:31:15.375 --> 00:31:19.671 -That is one motherfucking -fine-ass pussy mobile, motherfucker. - -00:31:20.129 --> 00:31:21.214 -Damn! - -00:31:21.881 --> 00:31:23.675 -Shannon, sell him the car. - -00:31:24.300 --> 00:31:27.554 -He wouldn't be able -to find pussy in a whorehouse. - -00:31:27.637 --> 00:31:31.474 -You Know what? -This oar will even make you good looking. - -00:31:31.641 --> 00:31:32.934 -I'm already good looking, pal. - -00:31:33.017 --> 00:31:34.227 -How's it going? - -00:31:37.647 --> 00:31:39.524 -When's our first race? - -00:31:41.276 --> 00:31:42.860 -Pretty soon. - -00:31:43.903 --> 00:31:45.530 -You gonna be ready? - -00:31:47.282 --> 00:31:48.616 -I hope so. - -00:31:48.700 --> 00:31:50.952 -"I hope so." - -00:31:51.035 --> 00:31:54.330 -Hey, no false modesty. -I got a lot of money in this. - -00:31:56.082 --> 00:31:58.459 -Did Shannon ever tell you now we met? - -00:32:00.086 --> 00:32:01.170 -No. - -00:32:01.254 --> 00:32:03.006 -I used to produce movies. - -00:32:03.089 --> 00:32:04.507 -In the '8Os. - -00:32:04.591 --> 00:32:07.760 -Kind of like action films. Sexy stuff. - -00:32:07.844 --> 00:32:09.929 -One critic called them European. - -00:32:10.013 --> 00:32:12.140 -I thought they were shit. - -00:32:12.223 --> 00:32:15.977 -Anyway, he arranged all the cars for me. -Did all the stunts. - -00:32:16.060 --> 00:32:18.021 -I liked him. I liked having him around. - -00:32:18.146 --> 00:32:20.523 -Even though -he overcharged the shit out of me. - -00:32:22.108 --> 00:32:23.985 -His next business venture, - -00:32:24.068 --> 00:32:26.613 -he got involved with -some of Nine's friends. - -00:32:26.696 --> 00:32:29.073 -They didn't go for the overcharging bit. - -00:32:29.157 --> 00:32:31.367 -They broke his pelvis. - -00:32:31.451 --> 00:32:33.453 -He's never had a lot of luck. - -00:32:35.580 --> 00:32:36.706 -The reason I'm telling you this - -00:32:36.789 --> 00:32:39.500 -is that he has a lot invested in you. - -00:32:39.584 --> 00:32:41.794 -And so do I. - -00:32:41.878 --> 00:32:44.339 -So anything you need, you call me. - -00:32:45.173 --> 00:32:46.883 -We're a team now. - -00:32:49.385 --> 00:32:50.928 -I'm excited. - -00:32:51.012 --> 00:32:53.723 -Nino, let's get the fuck out of here. - -00:33:09.572 --> 00:33:11.741 -- Is he a bad guy? -- Yeah. - -00:33:12.617 --> 00:33:14.786 -How can you tell? - -00:33:14.869 --> 00:33:17.872 -Because he's a shark. - -00:33:18.915 --> 00:33:20.291 -There's no good sharks? - -00:33:20.375 --> 00:33:23.294 -No. I mean, just look at him. - -00:33:24.504 --> 00:33:27.048 -Does he look like a good guy to you? - -00:33:28.424 --> 00:33:29.592 -- Hi. -- How are you? - -00:33:29.717 --> 00:33:31.719 -- Good. How are you? -- Good. - -00:33:36.391 --> 00:33:37.892 -This is Cindy. - -00:33:39.602 --> 00:33:40.687 -Hi. - -00:34:19.475 --> 00:34:21.686 -That was my husband's lawyer. - -00:34:22.645 --> 00:34:24.731 -He's coming home in a week. - -00:35:48.272 --> 00:35:54.111 -We're here celebrating, -but it's a shameful thing what I did. - -00:35:56.280 --> 00:36:00.076 -And I have a lot of making up to do -to everyone. - -00:36:06.082 --> 00:36:08.876 -But second chances are rare. - -00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.127 -Right? - -00:36:11.295 --> 00:36:13.840 -And that's worth celebrating. Right? - -00:36:16.008 --> 00:36:20.346 -So I want to make a toast -to that lady right there. - -00:36:21.764 --> 00:36:23.516 -Thanks for staying. - -00:36:23.975 --> 00:36:25.643 -CD:3 -?5. - -00:37:41.594 --> 00:37:42.678 -Hey. - -00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:45.681 -Hi. - -00:37:53.648 --> 00:37:55.524 -Sorry about the noise. - -00:37:59.195 --> 00:38:01.405 -I was going to call the cops. - -00:38:03.699 --> 00:38:05.368 -I wish you would. - -00:38:08.913 --> 00:38:09.914 -You're getting heavier. - -00:38:12.083 --> 00:38:13.417 -- Hey. -- Hey. - -00:38:15.878 --> 00:38:17.213 -Hey. - -00:38:19.382 --> 00:38:20.883 -How you doing? - -00:38:21.258 --> 00:38:24.470 -- Hi. -- This guy's been telling me a lot about you. - -00:38:25.388 --> 00:38:28.432 -Says you been coming around, -helping out a lot. - -00:38:29.141 --> 00:38:31.811 -Yeah? Helping out? Is that right? - -00:38:33.354 --> 00:38:34.855 -Is that right? - -00:38:38.067 --> 00:38:41.070 -That's very nice. -That's nice of you. Thank you. - -00:38:41.153 --> 00:38:42.697 -You're welcome. - -00:38:46.075 --> 00:38:48.035 -You drive for the movies? - -00:38:49.078 --> 00:38:50.204 -Yeah. - -00:38:51.789 --> 00:38:54.500 -- I can take that. -- No, no, no. I got it. - -00:38:57.920 --> 00:38:59.672 -Let Mommy talk to her friend. - -00:39:01.215 --> 00:39:02.425 -Come on. - -00:39:21.318 --> 00:39:22.820 -Have a good night. - -00:40:00.316 --> 00:40:02.526 -You're Shannon's buddy, right? - -00:40:04.653 --> 00:40:06.322 -We met last year. - -00:40:07.823 --> 00:40:11.118 -You drove me -and my brother back from Palm Springs. - -00:40:14.497 --> 00:40:16.540 -We hired another wheelman. - -00:40:16.624 --> 00:40:20.461 -I spent six months in jail. -My brother, he got himself Killed. - -00:40:24.882 --> 00:40:26.008 -I got this sweet job coming up. - -00:40:26.092 --> 00:40:27.927 -How about this? - -00:40:28.010 --> 00:40:29.762 -You shut your mouth. - -00:40:29.845 --> 00:40:33.933 -Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat -and I'll shut it for you. - -00:40:41.023 --> 00:40:42.900 -Nice seeing you again. - -00:41:59.435 --> 00:42:01.645 -Come on, it's okay. - -00:42:01.729 --> 00:42:05.608 -Come here. Don't be scared. - -00:42:09.403 --> 00:42:11.280 -Don't tell Mommy, okay? - -00:42:13.616 --> 00:42:16.243 -Okay? It's a secret between the boys. - -00:42:18.662 --> 00:42:19.914 -Fuck me. - -00:43:19.890 --> 00:43:21.392 -Who were they? - -00:43:22.810 --> 00:43:25.896 -What the fuck are you going to do? -You're gonna go beat them up for me? - -00:43:26.188 --> 00:43:27.731 -Huh, stunt guy? - -00:43:28.691 --> 00:43:31.694 -Why the fuck do you want to know -who they are? - -00:43:43.580 --> 00:43:45.666 -There are some guys -that want me to do a job for them - -00:43:45.749 --> 00:43:47.835 -and I'm not going to do it. - -00:43:48.877 --> 00:43:50.629 -That's who they are. - -00:43:51.839 --> 00:43:53.382 -What's the job? - -00:43:54.717 --> 00:43:57.636 -They want me -to rob a pawnshop in the Valley. - -00:43:59.346 --> 00:44:00.764 -Why? - -00:44:00.848 --> 00:44:03.892 -'Cause I owe them some protection money -from when I was inside. - -00:44:03.976 --> 00:44:05.602 -It's 2,000 bucks. - -00:44:06.520 --> 00:44:09.398 -But as soon as I got out, it's 5,000 bucks. - -00:44:09.481 --> 00:44:12.276 -No, actually, it's $10,000. $20,000. - -00:44:12.359 --> 00:44:15.738 -Tomorrow I don't know -what the fuck it's going to be. - -00:44:17.740 --> 00:44:19.950 -What are you going to do? - -00:44:20.034 --> 00:44:22.077 -That's a really good question. - -00:44:24.997 --> 00:44:28.917 -They said they were going -to come after Benicio and Irene next. - -00:44:50.606 --> 00:44:51.857 -You okay? - -00:44:53.650 --> 00:44:55.778 -You want something to drink? - -00:44:59.406 --> 00:45:01.408 -What is it you got there? - -00:45:03.911 --> 00:45:05.245 -Can I see? - -00:45:18.675 --> 00:45:20.969 -One of those men gave you that? - -00:45:22.805 --> 00:45:24.973 -They told me not to lose it. - -00:45:29.520 --> 00:45:31.897 -You want me to keep that for you? - -00:45:31.980 --> 00:45:33.107 -Okay. - -00:45:58.382 --> 00:45:59.842 -How's Benice? - -00:46:00.759 --> 00:46:01.844 -Good. - -00:46:05.514 --> 00:46:07.015 -You just saying that? - -00:46:07.099 --> 00:46:08.308 -No. - -00:46:11.270 --> 00:46:12.896 -What do you mean? - -00:46:15.649 --> 00:46:19.987 -I saw that Standard was in an accident. - -00:46:21.113 --> 00:46:22.197 -Yeah. - -00:46:25.868 --> 00:46:27.369 -What happened? - -00:46:31.373 --> 00:46:32.875 -He got beat up. - -00:46:37.087 --> 00:46:38.172 -Why? - -00:46:39.715 --> 00:46:41.300 -Just drunk kids. - -00:46:53.562 --> 00:46:55.397 -You should come over. - -00:46:58.066 --> 00:47:00.194 -You should come and see him. - -00:47:06.992 --> 00:47:09.703 -You want to... You want to hear a story? - -00:47:09.786 --> 00:47:11.497 -Do you want to hear -how Mommy and me met? - -00:47:11.580 --> 00:47:14.333 -- Yeah. -- Yeah? Okay. - -00:47:16.251 --> 00:47:20.130 -We were at a party. -And she was 19 years old. - -00:47:20.214 --> 00:47:21.340 -Seventeen. - -00:47:21.423 --> 00:47:22.674 -- You weren't 17. -- I was. - -00:47:23.258 --> 00:47:25.135 -- Wow. So it was illegal? -- Yeah. - -00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:32.851 -All right. So I illegally walked -over to a 17-year-old girl. - -00:47:33.268 --> 00:47:36.271 -And I walk up and I say, “Hello, Miss. - -00:47:37.439 --> 00:47:39.650 -"What is your name?" - -00:47:39.733 --> 00:47:42.361 -And she didn't say anything. -And then I said... - -00:47:42.444 --> 00:47:44.947 -“Well, my name is Standard Gabriel.” - -00:47:46.114 --> 00:47:47.282 -Then what did you say? - -00:47:52.788 --> 00:47:54.456 -I said... - -00:47:55.499 --> 00:47:57.751 -"Where is the deluxe version?" - -00:48:03.215 --> 00:48:05.092 -She's good, man. - -00:48:05.676 --> 00:48:07.511 -Sharp. - -00:48:07.594 --> 00:48:09.805 -Man. It killed me. - -00:48:13.433 --> 00:48:15.769 -And then a year later, you popped out, man. - -00:48:21.984 --> 00:48:24.278 -It was the best day of my life. - -00:49:08.864 --> 00:49:10.907 -If I drive for you, you get your money. - -00:49:10.991 --> 00:49:13.118 -You tell me where we start, -where we're going, - -00:49:13.201 --> 00:49:14.494 -where we're going afterwards. - -00:49:14.578 --> 00:49:17.331 -I give you five minutes when we get there. - -00:49:17.414 --> 00:49:19.583 -Anything happens in that five minutes, -and I'm yours. - -00:49:19.666 --> 00:49:20.959 -No matter what. - -00:49:21.043 --> 00:49:24.171 -Anything a minute on either side of that -and you're on your own. - -00:49:24.254 --> 00:49:26.423 -I don't sit in while -you're running it down. - -00:49:26.548 --> 00:49:28.300 -I don't carry a gun. - -00:49:28.383 --> 00:49:29.635 -I drive. - -00:49:30.636 --> 00:49:32.554 -You look like you're hard to work with. - -00:49:33.722 --> 00:49:36.099 -Not if we understand each other. - -00:49:36.725 --> 00:49:38.018 -What's to understand? - -00:49:38.685 --> 00:49:40.270 -I can't do this thing alone. - -00:49:40.395 --> 00:49:42.981 -- You got Blanche. -- Come on, man. - -00:49:45.108 --> 00:49:47.319 -She's beautiful. Look at her. - -00:49:49.363 --> 00:49:52.240 -What the fuck you rolling your eyes at for? - -00:49:53.950 --> 00:49:55.243 -You know what, get the fuck out of here. - -00:49:55.327 --> 00:49:59.414 -Get up! Standard, take her -with you and go get her a fucking Coke! - -00:50:06.088 --> 00:50:08.090 -Okay, here's the deal. - -00:50:09.675 --> 00:50:11.593 -This much for Blanche, - -00:50:13.095 --> 00:50:16.098 -this much for that asshole, -minus what he owes me, - -00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:19.935 -and this much for you. - -00:50:23.772 --> 00:50:25.565 -You still interested? - -00:50:27.818 --> 00:50:30.112 -Good. Anything else? - -00:50:31.446 --> 00:50:34.241 -When you get your money, his debt's paid. - -00:50:35.283 --> 00:50:36.910 -He's out for good. - -00:50:36.993 --> 00:50:39.705 -And you never go near his family again. - -00:50:40.372 --> 00:50:41.915 -You understand? - -00:50:46.461 --> 00:50:47.796 -I'm here with my family. - -00:50:48.797 --> 00:50:50.006 -And my new friend. - -00:50:51.174 --> 00:50:52.384 -And... - -00:50:53.635 --> 00:50:55.429 -Toast to the future. - -00:50:57.806 --> 00:50:59.307 -To our future. - -00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:20.162 -Hey. - -00:51:23.915 --> 00:51:26.126 -I'll see you in five minutes. - -00:51:32.007 --> 00:51:33.383 -I'll see you in four. - -00:54:01.448 --> 00:54:02.574 -Oh, my... - -00:54:38.318 --> 00:54:39.402 -Shit! - -00:54:41.404 --> 00:54:42.447 -Oh, my God! - -00:56:12.620 --> 00:56:15.457 -How much did Cook say -we were going to get? - -00:56:18.626 --> 00:56:20.003 -Forty grand. - -00:56:28.595 --> 00:56:29.929 -Stay here. - -00:56:49.365 --> 00:56:52.285 -When was -the last time you saw your husband? - -00:56:55.163 --> 00:56:57.290 -Can you answer the question? - -00:56:59.292 --> 00:57:00.460 -Ma'am. - -00:57:06.925 --> 00:57:08.051 -Hello? - -00:57:08.134 --> 00:57:10.136 -Benicio? Is that you? - -00:57:10.220 --> 00:57:11.471 -Yeah. - -00:57:11.554 --> 00:57:14.432 -I Hey. -- Hi. - -00:57:14.516 --> 00:57:16.518 -Is your mother there? - -00:57:16.601 --> 00:57:20.688 -She's sitting down talking to the police. - -00:57:21.856 --> 00:57:24.818 -Okay, just tell her -I'm going to call her back, okay? - -00:57:24.901 --> 00:57:26.361 -Okay, bye. - -00:57:29.614 --> 00:57:32.659 -In related news, -an attempted robbery turned tragic today - -00:57:32.742 --> 00:57:35.995 -when the owner of a local pawnshop -opened fire on an intruder. - -00:57:36.246 --> 00:57:38.623 -The armed robber -was pronounced dead at the scene. - -00:57:38.706 --> 00:57:42.961 -He has been identified as Standard Gabriel -of Echo Park, Los Angeles. - -00:57:43.044 --> 00:57:45.547 -Other details are unclean -but the owner of the pawnshop - -00:57:45.630 --> 00:57:48.216 -told reporters that Gabriel acted alone - -00:57:48.299 --> 00:57:50.093 -and that no money had been stolen. - -00:57:50.969 --> 00:57:54.639 -In other news, -four high school athletes were arrested... - -00:58:14.075 --> 00:58:16.744 -If he saw you take the money - -00:58:17.162 --> 00:58:19.414 -and he saw you get in the car, - -00:58:21.499 --> 00:58:23.501 -then why didn't he say anything? - -00:58:25.461 --> 00:58:27.005 -I have no idea. - -00:58:38.558 --> 00:58:41.561 -Did you have any idea -there'd be a second car? - -00:58:46.441 --> 00:58:48.651 -I already told you everything. - -00:58:54.282 --> 00:58:57.869 -Now, you just got a little -boy's father killed. - -00:58:57.952 --> 00:59:00.622 -And you almost got us killed. - -00:59:00.705 --> 00:59:02.373 -And now you're lying to me. - -00:59:03.416 --> 00:59:05.710 -So, how about this? - -00:59:05.793 --> 00:59:10.256 -From now on, -every word out of your mouth is the truth. - -00:59:12.258 --> 00:59:14.260 -Or I'm going to hurt you. - -00:59:15.595 --> 00:59:17.263 -Do you understand? - -00:59:18.473 --> 00:59:20.600 -Now what did Cook tell you? - -00:59:21.768 --> 00:59:24.562 -He said there'd be another -car to hold us up, - -00:59:24.646 --> 00:59:26.564 -but he didn't say anything -about all this money. - -00:59:26.648 --> 00:59:29.901 -He didn't say anything -about anyone getting killed. - -00:59:30.985 --> 00:59:33.029 -You were going to rip us off? - -00:59:39.535 --> 00:59:41.329 -What's his real name? - -00:59:41.955 --> 00:59:44.374 -He says it's Chris, but -I just call him Cook. - -00:59:49.254 --> 00:59:52.715 -You're going to take me to him right now. - -00:59:54.801 --> 00:59:56.469 -Do you understand? - -00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:58.096 -Yes. - -01:02:54.522 --> 01:02:55.857 -Easy. Easy. - -01:03:10.371 --> 01:03:12.623 -What did you do with the cash? - -01:03:15.042 --> 01:03:16.335 -'Cause I could keep it safe for you... - -01:03:16.419 --> 01:03:18.296 -Will you just stop it? - -01:03:24.510 --> 01:03:27.221 -This guy Cook, does he have a real name? - -01:03:28.389 --> 01:03:29.557 -Chris. - -01:03:31.434 --> 01:03:32.602 -Maybe. - -01:03:34.937 --> 01:03:37.690 -I'll ask Bernie. See if he knows him. - -01:03:39.984 --> 01:03:41.486 -Jesus, I can't.. - -01:03:41.569 --> 01:03:44.280 -I can't stop thinking -about what we could do with all that dough. - -01:03:44.363 --> 01:03:46.532 -- Will you just stop? -- All right. - -01:03:46.616 --> 01:03:48.701 -A lot of guys mess around -with married women, - -01:03:48.784 --> 01:03:50.870 -but you're the only one I know -who robs a joint - -01:03:50.953 --> 01:03:53.289 -just to pay back the husband. - -01:03:53.372 --> 01:03:55.124 -Crazy. - -01:03:55.208 --> 01:03:58.085 -Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. - -01:04:29.867 --> 01:04:31.160 -Where's Cook? - -01:04:31.285 --> 01:04:33.746 -He's in the dressing room. - -01:04:33.829 --> 01:04:35.998 -Where's that? - -01:04:36.082 --> 01:04:37.667 -It's over there. - -01:05:07.488 --> 01:05:09.365 -Whose money do I have? - -01:05:10.658 --> 01:05:12.868 -Don't worry. They're going to come get it. - -01:05:13.202 --> 01:05:14.745 -No! No! - -01:05:15.538 --> 01:05:16.956 -Call them. - -01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:18.791 -Somebody call Nino! - -01:05:30.261 --> 01:05:32.054 -Do you remember this? - -01:05:55.911 --> 01:05:57.079 -Hello. - -01:05:58.331 --> 01:05:59.457 -Nino? - -01:05:59.540 --> 01:06:01.751 -No, sorry, pal. -Why don't you call back later? - -01:06:01.834 --> 01:06:03.210 -We 're closed. - -01:06:03.294 --> 01:06:07.214 -I could, but I think Nino would be upset -that you made him wait. - -01:06:07.298 --> 01:06:10.009 -Can I ask what this is about? - -01:06:10.092 --> 01:06:12.053 -I have something of his. - -01:06:12.887 --> 01:06:14.180 -And that would be? - -01:06:15.431 --> 01:06:17.099 -A million dollars. - -01:06:18.351 --> 01:06:19.727 -Please hold. - -01:06:27.109 --> 01:06:29.487 -You got something -that fucking belongs to me? - -01:06:34.825 --> 01:06:36.827 -It seems that way. - -01:06:38.954 --> 01:06:40.831 -And you're calling me? - -01:06:42.083 --> 01:06:43.125 -Why? - -01:06:44.460 --> 01:06:47.129 -You expect me -to buy my own shit back from you? - -01:06:47.213 --> 01:06:49.131 -I'm not selling it. - -01:06:49.423 --> 01:06:53.302 -I'm going to give you a time and a place -and you're going to come and get it. - -01:06:53.386 --> 01:06:55.054 -Do you understand? - -01:06:56.430 --> 01:06:59.433 -And what do you get out of it? - -01:06:59.517 --> 01:07:00.851 -Just that. - -01:07:01.769 --> 01:07:03.104 -Out of it. - -01:07:04.230 --> 01:07:06.857 -And your partners are happy with that? - -01:07:08.275 --> 01:07:10.236 -I don't have any partners. - -01:07:11.112 --> 01:07:14.782 -You discuss this with anybody else? - -01:07:16.283 --> 01:07:17.785 -No, just you. - -01:07:19.328 --> 01:07:21.956 -You're not very good at this, are you? - -01:07:33.467 --> 01:07:36.053 -Go check out who this fucking guy is. - -01:08:14.759 --> 01:08:17.762 -Can I talk to you for a minute? - -01:08:17.845 --> 01:08:19.847 -Can't talk. I have to go. - -01:08:23.058 --> 01:08:25.436 -Can I just walk with you for a... - -01:08:25.519 --> 01:08:26.812 -Yeah. - -01:08:46.540 --> 01:08:48.709 -I have to tell you something. - -01:08:54.673 --> 01:09:00.721 -Standard was into some guys in prison -for a lot of money. - -01:09:03.682 --> 01:09:07.645 -And they were going to hurt you -and Benicio if he didn't pay it. - -01:09:10.231 --> 01:09:12.483 -He asked me for my help. - -01:09:15.653 --> 01:09:17.530 -Everything went wrong. - -01:09:21.450 --> 01:09:22.785 +00:11:09.460 --> 00:11:12.384 +Thank you. I'm sorry. -01:09:28.123 --> 01:09:30.000 -I still got the money. +00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:14.636 +[ Wiping] -01:09:33.921 --> 01:09:36.298 -You can have it if you wanted to. +00:11:16.968 --> 00:11:18.970 +[ Parker] +What's happenin' now, baby? -01:09:38.759 --> 01:09:40.678 -You can take Benicio... +00:11:20.805 --> 00:11:25.026 +Well, some of you may have +figured out we're not home yet. -01:09:52.314 --> 01:09:55.776 -I just thought you could get out of here -if you wanted. +00:11:25.101 --> 00:11:27.479 +- We're only halfway there. +- What? -01:09:58.445 --> 01:10:00.322 -I could come with you. +00:11:27.562 --> 00:11:30.941 +Mother's interrupted +the course of our journey. -01:10:04.368 --> 01:10:06.370 -I could look out for you. - -01:10:11.375 --> 01:10:14.211 -Sorry. Wrong floor. - -01:13:37.873 --> 01:13:40.375 -They came to my apartment, Shannon. - -01:13:41.502 --> 01:13:43.045 -How'd they know where I live? - -01:13:45.339 --> 01:13:46.924 -I told you. I was going to call Bernie. - -01:13:47.007 --> 01:13:49.551 -I just wanted him to know that... -That it wasn't about... - -01:13:49.676 --> 01:13:52.471 -That you're not interested in the money. -That you just did it for the girl. - -01:13:58.852 --> 01:14:00.437 -- I just... -- Why did you have to fucking tell them - -01:14:00.521 --> 01:14:01.563 -about Irene? - -01:14:01.647 --> 01:14:03.816 -- Calm down! -- You told them about Irene! - -01:14:03.899 --> 01:14:05.651 -Calm down, kid. Just calm down. - -01:14:05.734 --> 01:14:07.820 -I should fucking kill you! - -01:14:07.903 --> 01:14:09.196 -You told them about Irene. - -01:14:09.530 --> 01:14:11.865 -I just wanted him to know - -01:14:12.407 --> 01:14:14.785 -that as soon as you returned the money -that was the end of it. - -01:14:14.868 --> 01:14:16.787 -That's all. I didn't know... - -01:14:16.870 --> 01:14:20.582 -How was I supposed to know? -How was I supposed to know that? Okay? - -01:14:20.666 --> 01:14:23.377 -Look, let me just talk to Bernie. Okay. - -01:14:24.044 --> 01:14:26.713 -Why you got to fuck -everything up, Shannon? - -01:14:26.797 --> 01:14:30.008 -How was I supposed to know -everything led to Nino? - -01:14:36.014 --> 01:14:37.474 -They're gonna come looking for me. - -01:14:37.558 --> 01:14:39.518 -And they're going to come for you. - -01:14:39.601 --> 01:14:41.979 -Do you understand? - -01:14:42.062 --> 01:14:45.566 -You got to get out of here. -And you got to get out now. - -01:14:45.649 --> 01:14:46.984 -- Listen to me. -- Oh, God. - -01:14:47.067 --> 01:14:48.944 -Listen to me, Shannon. - -01:14:49.027 --> 01:14:50.612 -Listen. - -01:14:50.696 --> 01:14:54.449 -You get out of here -and you never fucking come back. - -01:14:54.533 --> 01:14:56.285 -You never come back. - -01:15:02.249 --> 01:15:04.251 -What are you going to do? - -01:15:21.101 --> 01:15:23.896 -I already gave you my advice. - -01:15:23.979 --> 01:15:26.607 -You should have taken the money -and left the guy alone. - -01:15:26.690 --> 01:15:27.900 -It's not that simple, Bernie. - -01:15:27.983 --> 01:15:31.153 -No, of course not. -Now that it's bounced up in your face. - -01:15:31.236 --> 01:15:32.321 -Nino, I owe you this guy. - -01:15:32.404 --> 01:15:34.198 -Just give me a little time -and I'll get rid of him. - -01:15:34.281 --> 01:15:36.825 -Shut the fuck up, - -01:15:36.909 --> 01:15:39.077 -you fucking monkey. - -01:15:39.161 --> 01:15:42.873 -The money belongs -to some half-assed wise guy out of Philly. - -01:15:42.956 --> 01:15:44.666 -Now, I got tipped off, - -01:15:44.750 --> 01:15:47.127 -he was stashing -a million bucks in a pawnshop. - -01:15:47.211 --> 01:15:48.879 -He was going to invest it here in LA. - -01:15:48.962 --> 01:15:50.672 -He was going to set up a rival operation. - -01:15:51.340 --> 01:15:53.717 -So you stole from the East Coast mob? - -01:15:53.800 --> 01:15:56.929 -No. I stole from some jumped-up punk - -01:15:57.012 --> 01:15:58.722 -who was trying to step on our action. - -01:15:58.805 --> 01:16:03.310 -Yeah? Then why didn't you come to me -before you set up this dummy robbery? - -01:16:04.561 --> 01:16:06.521 -Before you hire this piece of shit. - -01:16:06.605 --> 01:16:08.232 -This is something off to the side, Bernie. - -01:16:08.315 --> 01:16:09.858 -I didn't want to involve you in this. - -01:16:09.942 --> 01:16:11.818 -Well, I'm involved now! - -01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:15.530 -I'm going to tell you something. - -01:16:15.614 --> 01:16:17.449 -Anybody... - -01:16:17.532 --> 01:16:21.453 -Anybody finds out you -stole from the family, - -01:16:21.536 --> 01:16:23.038 -we're both dead. - -01:16:23.121 --> 01:16:24.873 -What fucking family? - -01:16:25.832 --> 01:16:29.586 -The family who still -calls me a fucking kike! - -01:16:29.670 --> 01:16:31.338 -To my face! - -01:16:32.464 --> 01:16:34.591 -Yeah, I'm 59 years old, Bernie. - -01:16:34.675 --> 01:16:37.344 -They still pinch my cheek -like I'm some fucking kid. - -01:16:39.179 --> 01:16:40.430 -Family. - -01:16:40.514 --> 01:16:43.267 -The money always flows up, Izzy. - -01:16:43.350 --> 01:16:44.851 -You know that. - -01:16:46.395 --> 01:16:49.940 -That's why this driver's gotta go, Bernie. - -01:16:50.023 --> 01:16:52.943 -He's gotta go. And your pal, Shannon. - -01:16:53.026 --> 01:16:56.738 -These are the only two guys -who can tie me to this robbery. - -01:17:36.570 --> 01:17:39.281 -Now it's your turn to clean up after me. - -01:18:42.803 --> 01:18:44.971 -All these priceless cars. - -01:18:45.055 --> 01:18:47.808 -One would think you'd have better locks. - -01:18:49.643 --> 01:18:51.269 +00:11:31.024 --> 00:11:32.947 Why? - -01:18:51.353 --> 01:18:53.563 -Door's always open to you. - -01:18:53.647 --> 01:18:54.898 -Going somewhere? - -01:19:00.529 --> 01:19:01.905 -Thinking about it. - -01:19:03.156 --> 01:19:05.033 -I'm looking for your driver. - -01:19:07.411 --> 01:19:09.955 -You break in here, I figure it's bad news. - -01:19:10.288 --> 01:19:14.042 -No, Shannon. It's bad luck. - -01:19:14.126 --> 01:19:17.796 -2,000 heists a year in this city, - -01:19:17.879 --> 01:19:19.756 -he has to pick the wrong one. - -01:19:20.590 --> 01:19:21.925 -He tried to put it right. - -01:19:22.008 --> 01:19:24.678 -Well, he picked the wrong -guy for that, too. - -01:19:24.761 --> 01:19:28.890 -My partner is a belligerent asshole -with his back against the wall. - -01:19:29.516 --> 01:19:31.268 -Right now, so am I. - -01:19:32.227 --> 01:19:35.439 -If I don't set this straight, -I'm in big trouble. - -01:19:38.608 --> 01:19:40.735 -Any idea where he might be? - -01:19:43.321 --> 01:19:44.531 -Mexico. - -01:19:45.699 --> 01:19:48.285 -Or maybe it was Belize. - -01:19:51.621 --> 01:19:52.956 -Really? - -01:19:59.546 --> 01:20:02.674 -I was getting excited -about this whole thing. - -01:20:02.757 --> 01:20:05.177 -My name on a car! - -01:20:05.260 --> 01:20:07.554 -I mean, look how beautiful. - -01:20:08.221 --> 01:20:10.891 -I wanted to see my name on this thing. - -01:20:13.101 --> 01:20:16.313 -I think we would have made a go -at this business. - -01:20:31.244 --> 01:20:33.955 -Don't worry. Don't worry. That's it. - -01:20:34.039 --> 01:20:35.248 -It's done. - -01:20:36.041 --> 01:20:38.376 -There's no pain. It's over. It's over. - -01:25:16.488 --> 01:25:18.406 -What the fuck was that? - -01:25:51.064 --> 01:25:52.357 -Let's get out of here. - -01:25:52.440 --> 01:25:54.067 Yeah. -01:27:55.647 --> 01:27:56.814 -Hello? +00:11:33.026 --> 00:11:36.075 +She's programmed to do that should +certain conditions arise. They have. -01:27:58.024 --> 01:28:01.319 -You know -the story about the scorpion and the frog? +00:11:36.196 --> 00:11:39.200 +[Rip/er] Like what? +It seems she has... -01:28:04.197 --> 01:28:07.367 -Your friend Nino -didn't make it across the river. +00:11:39.282 --> 00:11:41.501 +intercepted a transmission +of unknown origin. -01:28:09.619 --> 01:28:12.205 -I think this has gone on long enough. +00:11:41.618 --> 00:11:44.838 +She go! us up lo check it' out. +A transmission? Out here? -01:28:13.581 --> 01:28:16.209 -You see any reason for it to continue? +00:11:44.913 --> 00:11:47.666 +Yeah. +What kind of a transmission? -01:28:18.002 --> 01:28:20.004 -What do you say we meet? +00:11:47.749 --> 00:11:51.379 +Acoustical beacon. It repeats +at intervals of 12 seconds. -01:28:22.507 --> 01:28:23.967 -Why? - -01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:30.473 -Well, you, me, and your girlfriend -are the only players left. - -01:28:31.474 --> 01:28:32.725 -How's that for a reason? - -01:28:35.561 --> 01:28:36.896 -When? - -01:28:36.980 --> 01:28:38.815 -Tomorrow. - -01:28:38.898 --> 01:28:40.692 -There's a place on Sherman Way - -01:28:40.775 --> 01:28:43.152 -it's a restaurant called The Great Wall. - -01:28:43.236 --> 01:28:44.779 -Do you know it? - -01:29:13.057 --> 01:29:14.976 -Can I talk to you? - -01:29:17.603 --> 01:29:19.480 -I won't keep you long. - -01:29:24.235 --> 01:29:27.822 -I have to go somewhere -and I don't think I can come back. - -01:29:32.285 --> 01:29:34.954 -But I just want you to know. - -01:29:35.038 --> 01:29:37.749 -Getting to be around you and Benicio - -01:29:39.959 --> 01:29:42.879 -was the best thing that -ever happened to me. - -01:30:34.806 --> 01:30:36.766 -Did you bring the money? - -01:30:42.730 --> 01:30:45.441 -Here's what I'm prepared to offer. - -01:30:45.525 --> 01:30:48.611 -You give me the money, the girl is safe. - -01:30:48.694 --> 01:30:50.571 -Forever. Nobody knows about her. - -01:30:50.655 --> 01:30:52.365 -She's off the map. - -01:30:54.075 --> 01:30:56.327 -I can't offer you the same. - -01:30:57.620 --> 01:31:00.039 -So, this is what I would suggest. - -01:31:00.706 --> 01:31:03.584 -We conclude our deal. We'll shake hands. - -01:31:03.668 --> 01:31:06.003 -You start the rest of your life. - -01:31:08.714 --> 01:31:11.300 -Any dreams you have, or plans, - -01:31:11.384 --> 01:31:13.386 -or hopes for your future... - -01:31:13.469 --> 01:31:16.889 -I think you're going to -have to put that on hold. - -01:31:16.973 --> 01:31:19.934 -For the rest of your life you're going to -be looking over your shoulder. - -01:31:20.017 --> 01:31:23.980 -I'm just telling you this -because I want you to know the truth. - -01:31:25.565 --> 01:31:27.400 -But the girl is safe. - -01:31:47.545 --> 01:31:49.422 -Where's the money now? - -01:31:50.965 --> 01:31:52.592 -It's in the car. - -01:32:00.975 --> 01:32:02.226 -Come on. - -01:40:24.220 --> 01:40:24.226 -... - -01:40:29.220 --> 01:40:39.220 -Encoded By Deceit @ YIFY Torrents - -01:41:08.468 --> 01:41:11.470 -♪ Yo ho -Yo ho - -01:41:11.555 --> 01:41:14.600 -♪ A pirate's life for me - -01:41:14.642 --> 01:41:19.437 -♪ We extort, we pilfer -We filch, we sack - -01:41:19.479 --> 01:41:21.983 -- ♪ Drink... -- Quiet, missy! - -01:41:22.066 --> 01:41:24.442 -Cursed pirates sail these waters. - -01:41:24.526 --> 01:41:26.777 -You don't want to bring -them down on us, do ya? - -01:41:26.862 --> 01:41:28.655 -Mr. Gibbs, that will do. - -01:41:29.448 --> 01:41:31.325 -She was singing about pirates! - -01:41:31.367 --> 01:41:33.492 -Bad luck to be singing about pirates - -01:41:33.577 --> 01:41:36.747 -with us mired in this unnatural fog, -mark my words. - -01:41:36.831 --> 01:41:38.165 -Consider them marked. - -01:41:39.918 --> 01:41:42.335 -- On your way. -- Aye, lieutenant. - -01:41:42.420 --> 01:41:44.504 -It's bad luck to have -a woman on board too. - -01:41:44.547 --> 01:41:46.797 -Even a miniature one. - -01:41:47.924 --> 01:41:50.384 -I think it'd be rather exciting -to meet a pirate. - -01:41:52.096 --> 01:41:54.181 -Think again, Miss Swann. - -01:41:54.265 --> 01:41:57.100 -Vile and dissolute creatures, -the lot of 'em. - -01:41:57.184 --> 01:42:00.312 -I intend to see to it that any man -who sails under a pirate flag - -01:42:00.354 --> 01:42:02.980 -or wears a pirate brand -gets what he deserves. - -01:42:04.190 --> 01:42:06.360 -A short drop and a sudden stop. - -01:42:10.405 --> 01:42:13.032 -Lieutenant Norrington, -I appreciate your fervor, - -01:42:13.075 --> 01:42:17.704 -but I'm concerned about the effect -this subject will have upon my daughter. - -01:42:17.788 --> 01:42:19.580 -My apologies, Governor Swann. - -01:42:19.665 --> 01:42:21.875 -Actually, I find it all fascinating. - -01:42:21.960 --> 01:42:23.708 -Yes. That's what concerns me. - -01:42:51.989 --> 01:42:54.407 -Look! A boy! -There's a boy in the water! - -01:42:56.868 --> 01:42:58.828 -Man overboard! - -01:43:00.080 --> 01:43:01.789 -Man the ropes! -Fetch a hook! - -01:43:02.624 --> 01:43:03.958 -Haul him aboard! - -01:43:12.508 --> 01:43:14.427 -He's still breathing. - -01:43:14.510 --> 01:43:16.762 -Mary, Mother of God! - -01:43:23.228 --> 01:43:24.771 -What happened here? - -01:43:26.272 --> 01:43:29.983 -Most likely the powder magazine. -Merchant vessels run heavily armed. - -01:43:32.029 --> 01:43:33.610 -Lot of good it did them. - -01:43:33.695 --> 01:43:36.282 -Everyone's thinking it, -I'm just saying it. - -01:43:37.160 --> 01:43:38.367 -Pirates! - -01:43:38.452 --> 01:43:41.287 -There's no proof of that! - -01:43:41.329 --> 01:43:42.870 -It was probably an accident. - -01:43:44.459 --> 01:43:46.249 -Rouse the captain. - -01:43:46.292 --> 01:43:48.209 -- Aye, sir. -- Heave to and take in sail. - -01:43:48.294 --> 01:43:49.961 -- Launch the boats. -- Heave to! - -01:43:52.132 --> 01:43:54.467 -Elizabeth, I want you -to accompany the boy. - -01:43:55.634 --> 01:43:56.969 -He'll be in your charge. - -01:43:57.012 --> 01:43:58.679 -Take care of him. - -01:44:16.740 --> 01:44:19.657 -It's OK. - -01:44:19.742 --> 01:44:22.494 -My name's Elizabeth Swann. - -01:44:23.829 --> 01:44:25.247 -Will Turner. - -01:44:26.249 --> 01:44:28.167 -I'm watching over you, Will. - -01:44:40.972 --> 01:44:42.931 -You're a pirate! - -01:44:43.015 --> 01:44:44.934 -Has he said anything? - -01:44:45.018 --> 01:44:46.602 -His name's William Turner. - -01:44:46.686 --> 01:44:48.186 -That's all I found out. - -01:44:49.188 --> 01:44:51.398 -Take him below. - -01:46:00.801 --> 01:46:02.594 -Elizabeth! - -01:46:04.429 --> 01:46:05.597 -Are you all right? - -01:46:07.017 --> 01:46:08.141 -Are you decent? - -01:46:08.768 --> 01:46:09.768 -Yes. - -01:46:09.811 --> 01:46:10.810 -Yes? - -01:46:12.313 --> 01:46:13.772 -Still in bed at this hour? - -01:46:15.816 --> 01:46:18.109 -It's a beautiful day. - -01:46:19.611 --> 01:46:21.197 -I have a gift for you. - -01:46:24.158 --> 01:46:27.117 -- Oh, it's beautiful! -- Isn't it? - -01:46:28.788 --> 01:46:31.207 -May I inquire as to the occasion? - -01:46:31.289 --> 01:46:34.708 -Does a father need an occasion -to dote upon his daughter? - -01:46:34.792 --> 01:46:36.836 -Go on. - -01:46:40.300 --> 01:46:41.799 -Actually, I... - -01:46:43.470 --> 01:46:46.095 -I had hoped you might wear it -for the ceremony today. - -01:46:46.138 --> 01:46:47.430 -Ceremony? - -01:46:47.473 --> 01:46:49.891 -Captain Norrington's promotion ceremony. - -01:46:49.975 --> 01:46:51.142 -I knew it! - -01:46:51.227 --> 01:46:54.520 -Commodore Norrington, -as he's about to become. - -01:46:54.605 --> 01:46:56.522 -A fine gentleman, don't you think? - -01:46:57.316 --> 01:46:58.816 -He fancies you, you know. - -01:46:58.860 --> 01:47:00.903 -Elizabeth? - -01:47:00.987 --> 01:47:02.654 -How's it coming? - -01:47:02.738 --> 01:47:05.323 -It's difficult to say. - -01:47:05.407 --> 01:47:07.659 -I'm told it's -the latest fashion in London. - -01:47:07.701 --> 01:47:09.076 -Well, women in London - -01:47:09.160 --> 01:47:10.828 -must've learned not to breathe! - -01:47:12.998 --> 01:47:14.667 -My Lord, you have a visitor. - -01:47:32.977 --> 01:47:34.185 -Ah, Mr. Turner. - -01:47:34.228 --> 01:47:35.687 -Good to see you again. - -01:47:35.771 --> 01:47:37.605 -Good day, sir. - -01:47:38.523 --> 01:47:39.690 -I have your order. - -01:47:45.197 --> 01:47:46.364 -Well... - -01:47:46.448 --> 01:47:48.199 -The blade is folded steel. - -01:47:48.284 --> 01:47:51.285 -That's gold filigree -laid into the handle. - -01:47:51.996 --> 01:47:53.246 -If I may? - -01:47:55.416 --> 01:47:56.873 -Perfectly balanced. - -01:47:57.667 --> 01:47:59.961 -The tang is nearly -the full width of the blade. - -01:48:02.881 --> 01:48:05.049 -Impressive. Very impressive. - -01:48:05.092 --> 01:48:06.426 -Very nice. - -01:48:07.094 --> 01:48:10.095 -Commodore Norrington's going -to be very pleased with this. - -01:48:11.222 --> 01:48:13.725 -Do pass my compliments -onto your master. - -01:48:15.893 --> 01:48:16.893 -I shall. - -01:48:18.354 --> 01:48:21.691 -A craftsman is always pleased -to hear his work is appreciated. - -01:48:23.192 --> 01:48:26.695 -Elizabeth! -You look absolutely stunning. - -01:48:26.738 --> 01:48:28.572 -Will. - -01:48:28.906 --> 01:48:31.742 -It's so good to see you. - -01:48:31.826 --> 01:48:33.493 -I had a dream about you last night. - -01:48:33.578 --> 01:48:34.578 -About me? - -01:48:34.662 --> 01:48:36.331 -Is it entirely proper for you...? - -01:48:36.415 --> 01:48:38.206 -About the day we met. -Do you remember? - -01:48:38.249 --> 01:48:41.084 -How could I forget, Miss Swann? - -01:48:41.127 --> 01:48:43.629 -How many times must I ask you -to call me Elizabeth? - -01:48:43.714 --> 01:48:46.007 -At least once more, Miss Swann. - -01:48:46.091 --> 01:48:47.924 -As always. - -01:48:47.966 --> 01:48:49.260 -Now, you see? - -01:48:49.303 --> 01:48:51.595 -At least the boy -has a sense of propriety. - -01:48:51.679 --> 01:48:52.930 -We really must be going. - -01:48:52.973 --> 01:48:53.973 -Come on. - -01:48:55.309 --> 01:48:56.600 -Good day, Mr. Turner. - -01:48:58.185 --> 01:48:59.187 -Come along! - -01:49:02.566 --> 01:49:03.773 -Good day... - -01:49:06.611 --> 01:49:08.112 -...Elizabeth. - -01:50:38.870 --> 01:50:40.495 -Hold up there, you! - -01:50:42.164 --> 01:50:45.499 -It's a shilling to tie up -your boat to the dock. - -01:50:47.502 --> 01:50:49.211 -And I shall need to know your name. - -01:50:51.883 --> 01:50:54.176 -What do you say to three shillings, - -01:50:54.218 --> 01:50:55.469 -and we forget the name? - -01:50:58.931 --> 01:51:01.140 -Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith. - -01:51:37.595 --> 01:51:39.428 -Two paces... march! - -01:51:41.973 --> 01:51:43.976 -Right about... face! - -01:51:46.521 --> 01:51:49.272 -Present... arms! - -01:52:13.547 --> 01:52:16.299 -This dock is off-limits to civilians. - -01:52:16.384 --> 01:52:18.133 -I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. - -01:52:18.176 --> 01:52:20.887 -If I see one, -I shall inform you immediately. - -01:52:24.474 --> 01:52:28.101 -Apparently, there's some high-toned -and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? - -01:52:28.143 --> 01:52:31.314 -How could it be two upstanding -gentlemen, such as yourselves, - -01:52:31.400 --> 01:52:33.358 -did not merit an invitation? - -01:52:33.442 --> 01:52:36.611 -Someone has to make sure this dock -stays off-limits to civilians. - -01:52:36.654 --> 01:52:39.031 -It's a fine goal, to be sure. - -01:52:39.114 --> 01:52:41.074 -But it seems to me, a... - -01:52:41.158 --> 01:52:42.908 -A ship like that... - -01:52:42.993 --> 01:52:45.996 -...makes this one here -a bit superfluous, really. - -01:52:46.038 --> 01:52:49.164 -Oh, the Dauntless is the power -in these waters, true enough, - -01:52:49.207 --> 01:52:53.168 -but there's no ship that can match -the Interceptor for speed. - -01:52:53.211 --> 01:52:54.295 -I've heard of one. - -01:52:54.337 --> 01:52:57.006 -It's supposed to be very fast, -nigh uncatchable. - -01:52:57.090 --> 01:52:58.842 -The Black Pearl. - -01:53:01.387 --> 01:53:02.885 -There's no real ship - -01:53:02.970 --> 01:53:04.639 -that can match the Interceptor. - -01:53:06.309 --> 01:53:08.351 -The Black Pearl is a real ship. - -01:53:08.394 --> 01:53:10.019 -No. No, it's not. - -01:53:10.061 --> 01:53:11.395 -Yes, it is. I've seen it! - -01:53:12.146 --> 01:53:13.231 -You've seen it? - -01:53:13.316 --> 01:53:16.192 -- Yes. -- You haven't seen it! - -01:53:16.277 --> 01:53:18.984 -- Yes, I have! -- You've seen a ship - -01:53:19.027 --> 01:53:21.032 -with black sails, - -01:53:21.116 --> 01:53:22.782 -that's crewed by the damned, - -01:53:22.867 --> 01:53:25.367 -and captained by a man so evil - -01:53:25.410 --> 01:53:28.037 -that hell itself spat him back out? - -01:53:28.830 --> 01:53:31.081 -No. - -01:53:31.833 --> 01:53:34.250 -But I have seen a ship -with black sails. - -01:53:34.335 --> 01:53:37.212 -Oh... And no ship that's -not crewed by the damned, - -01:53:37.297 --> 01:53:40.049 -and captained by a man so evil -that hell spat him back out - -01:53:40.091 --> 01:53:41.717 -could possibly have black sails, - -01:53:41.801 --> 01:53:44.053 -therefore couldn't possibly -be any other ship - -01:53:44.095 --> 01:53:47.555 -than the Black Pearl, -is that what you're saying? - -01:53:47.598 --> 01:53:48.724 -No. - -01:53:48.767 --> 01:53:50.058 -Like I said, - -01:53:50.142 --> 01:53:53.354 -there's no real ship -that can match the Interceptor... - -01:53:55.816 --> 01:53:56.814 -Hey! - -01:53:58.278 --> 01:53:59.276 -You! - -01:53:59.778 --> 01:54:01.445 -Get away from there! - -01:54:01.529 --> 01:54:03.905 -You don't have permission -to be aboard there! - -01:54:03.947 --> 01:54:05.659 -Sorry. It's such a pretty boat. - -01:54:05.742 --> 01:54:06.741 -Ship! - -01:54:07.495 --> 01:54:08.494 -What's your name? - -01:54:08.577 --> 01:54:09.577 -Smith! - -01:54:09.620 --> 01:54:11.372 -Or Smithy, if you like. - -01:54:11.414 --> 01:54:14.709 -What's your purpose in Port Royal, -Mr. Smith? - -01:54:14.752 --> 01:54:15.751 -Yeah, and no lies! - -01:54:15.835 --> 01:54:17.295 -All right then. - -01:54:17.380 --> 01:54:18.379 -I confess. - -01:54:18.796 --> 01:54:22.091 -It is my intention to commandeer -one of these ships, pick up a crew - -01:54:22.174 --> 01:54:25.593 -in Tortuga to rape, pillage, and pilfer -my weasely black guts out. - -01:54:25.636 --> 01:54:27.553 -I said, no lies! - -01:54:27.596 --> 01:54:29.516 -I think he's telling the truth. - -01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:31.141 -If he were telling the truth, - -01:54:31.226 --> 01:54:32.477 -he wouldn't have told us. - -01:54:33.436 --> 01:54:36.980 -Unless he knew you wouldn't believe -the truth, even if he told it to you. - -01:54:47.701 --> 01:54:49.076 -May I have a moment? - -01:54:58.044 --> 01:54:59.794 -You look lovely, Elizabeth. - -01:54:59.837 --> 01:55:01.631 -Yes. - -01:55:02.716 --> 01:55:05.384 -I apologize if I seem forward, - -01:55:05.468 --> 01:55:07.554 -but I must speak my mind. - -01:55:10.433 --> 01:55:13.434 -This promotion throws into sharp relief - -01:55:13.476 --> 01:55:16.435 -that which I have not yet achieved. - -01:55:18.897 --> 01:55:20.650 -A marriage to a fine woman. - -01:55:22.193 --> 01:55:24.862 -You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth. - -01:55:25.446 --> 01:55:26.822 -I can't breathe. - -01:55:26.906 --> 01:55:28.698 -Yes, I... - -01:55:28.782 --> 01:55:30.284 -I'm a bit nervous myself. - -01:55:33.162 --> 01:55:34.871 -And then they made me their chief. - -01:55:37.834 --> 01:55:38.876 -Elizabeth? - -01:55:41.587 --> 01:55:42.588 -Elizabeth! - -01:55:44.841 --> 01:55:47.550 -The rocks! -Sir, it's a miracle she missed them! - -01:55:50.053 --> 01:55:52.348 -- Will you be saving her, then? -- I can't swim! - -01:55:54.517 --> 01:55:56.517 -Pearl of the King's Navy, you are! - -01:55:56.560 --> 01:55:58.270 -Do not lose these! - -01:56:12.743 --> 01:56:13.952 -What was that? - -01:56:48.612 --> 01:56:50.237 -Make way! - -01:56:56.786 --> 01:56:57.786 -I got her! - -01:56:59.165 --> 01:57:00.331 -She's not breathing! - -01:57:00.416 --> 01:57:01.416 -Move! - -01:57:08.507 --> 01:57:10.258 -I never would've thought of that. - -01:57:10.342 --> 01:57:12.592 -Clearly you've never been to Singapore. - -01:57:18.183 --> 01:57:19.810 -Where did you get that? - -01:57:22.021 --> 01:57:24.231 -On your feet. - -01:57:25.607 --> 01:57:26.858 -Elizabeth! - -01:57:28.193 --> 01:57:30.193 -- Are you all right? -- Yes, I'm fine. - -01:57:35.158 --> 01:57:37.743 -- Shoot him! -- Father! Commodore... - -01:57:37.786 --> 01:57:39.828 -...do you intend to kill my rescuer? - -01:57:47.212 --> 01:57:49.005 -I believe thanks are in order. - -01:57:53.635 --> 01:57:56.470 -Had a brush with the East India -Trading Company, did we? - -01:57:56.513 --> 01:57:57.804 -Pirate? - -01:57:59.058 --> 01:58:00.349 -Hang him. - -01:58:00.434 --> 01:58:03.184 -Keep your guns on him, men. -Gillette, fetch some irons. - -01:58:04.438 --> 01:58:05.772 -Well, well. - -01:58:05.815 --> 01:58:08.316 -Jack Sparrow, isn't it? - -01:58:08.400 --> 01:58:11.027 -Captain Jack Sparrow, -if you please, sir. - -01:58:11.111 --> 01:58:12.988 -Well, I don't see your ship... - -01:58:13.031 --> 01:58:14.196 -...captain. - -01:58:14.281 --> 01:58:16.657 -I'm in the market, as it were. - -01:58:16.700 --> 01:58:18.701 -He said he'd come to commandeer one. - -01:58:18.784 --> 01:58:21.579 -I told you he was telling the truth. -These are his, sir. - -01:58:25.042 --> 01:58:28.169 -No additional shots nor powder. - -01:58:30.005 --> 01:58:31.840 -A compass that doesn't point north. - -01:58:36.845 --> 01:58:39.513 -And I half expected it -to be made of wood. - -01:58:42.017 --> 01:58:44.936 -You are, without doubt, -the worst pirate I've heard of. - -01:58:45.938 --> 01:58:47.354 -But you have heard of me. - -01:58:50.316 --> 01:58:52.859 -Commodore, I really must protest! - -01:58:52.944 --> 01:58:54.527 -Carefully, lieutenant. - -01:58:54.570 --> 01:58:56.863 -Pirate or not, this man saved my life! - -01:58:56.907 --> 01:59:00.410 -One good deed is not enough to redeem -a man of a lifetime of wickedness! - -01:59:00.495 --> 01:59:02.202 -But it seems enough to condemn him. - -01:59:02.286 --> 01:59:03.746 -Indeed. - -01:59:05.289 --> 01:59:06.999 -Finally. - -01:59:07.042 --> 01:59:09.376 -Wait, don't shoot! - -01:59:09.418 --> 01:59:10.752 -I knew you'd warm up to me. - -01:59:10.836 --> 01:59:13.632 -Commodore Norrington, -my effects, please. - -01:59:13.716 --> 01:59:15.383 -And my hat. - -01:59:16.010 --> 01:59:17.342 -Commodore. - -01:59:19.887 --> 01:59:23.224 -- Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth, isn't it? -- It's Miss Swann. - -01:59:23.266 --> 01:59:25.893 -Miss Swann, if you'd be so kind. - -01:59:25.936 --> 01:59:28.563 -Come, dear, we don't have all day. - -01:59:29.898 --> 01:59:31.316 -Now, if you'll be very kind. - -01:59:48.333 --> 01:59:49.749 -Easy on the goods, darling. - -01:59:51.170 --> 01:59:52.585 -You're despicable. - -01:59:52.670 --> 01:59:54.714 -Sticks and stones, love. - -01:59:54.756 --> 01:59:56.339 -I saved your life, you save mine. - -01:59:56.424 --> 01:59:57.424 -We're square. - -01:59:58.427 --> 01:59:59.633 -Gentlemen... - -01:59:59.718 --> 02:00:01.178 -...my lady... - -02:00:01.263 --> 02:00:04.597 -...you will always remember this -as the day you almost caught... - -02:00:04.682 --> 02:00:07.101 -...Captain Jack Sparrow! - -02:00:23.660 --> 02:00:25.619 -Whoa! - -02:00:25.704 --> 02:00:27.162 -Now, will you shoot him? - -02:00:27.246 --> 02:00:28.914 -Open fire! - -02:00:30.666 --> 02:00:31.834 -Ahh! - -02:00:36.214 --> 02:00:37.630 -Burn his heels! - -02:00:46.556 --> 02:00:47.767 -Take steady aim. - -02:00:47.809 --> 02:00:49.141 -Fire! - -02:00:53.064 --> 02:00:55.066 -Take cover, men! - -02:00:55.150 --> 02:00:57.067 -Gillette... - -02:00:57.152 --> 02:00:59.987 -...Mr. Sparrow has a dawn -appointment with the gallows. - -02:01:00.364 --> 02:01:02.363 -I would hate for him to miss it. - -02:01:06.368 --> 02:01:07.786 -Search upstairs! - -02:01:09.120 --> 02:01:10.331 -Look lively, men! - -02:01:52.456 --> 02:01:53.832 -Whoa! - -02:02:43.590 --> 02:02:45.717 -Right where I left you. - -02:02:52.267 --> 02:02:54.100 -Not where I left you. - -02:03:04.694 --> 02:03:06.529 -You're the one they're hunting. - -02:03:07.531 --> 02:03:08.698 -The pirate! - -02:03:09.450 --> 02:03:12.577 -You seem somewhat familiar. -Have I threatened you before? - -02:03:12.620 --> 02:03:15.289 -I make a point of avoiding -familiarity with pirates. - -02:03:15.372 --> 02:03:16.413 -Ah... - -02:03:16.456 --> 02:03:19.124 -It would be a shame to put -a black mark on your record. - -02:03:19.209 --> 02:03:20.710 -So if you'll excuse me... - -02:03:24.215 --> 02:03:26.381 -Do you think this wise, boy? - -02:03:27.343 --> 02:03:30.510 -Crossing blades with a pirate? - -02:03:30.595 --> 02:03:31.971 -You threatened Miss Swann. - -02:03:35.016 --> 02:03:36.351 -Only a little. - -02:03:49.949 --> 02:03:53.117 -You know what you're doing, -I'll give you that. Excellent form. - -02:03:53.993 --> 02:03:55.702 -But how's your footwork? - -02:03:55.787 --> 02:03:57.872 -If I step here... - -02:03:59.251 --> 02:04:00.667 -Very good. - -02:04:00.709 --> 02:04:02.794 -And now I step again. - -02:04:07.507 --> 02:04:08.841 -Ta. - -02:04:28.737 --> 02:04:30.404 -That is a wonderful trick. - -02:04:31.699 --> 02:04:35.368 -Except, once again, -you are between me and my way out. - -02:04:35.452 --> 02:04:36.576 -And now... - -02:04:37.205 --> 02:04:38.620 -...you have no weapon. - -02:05:00.977 --> 02:05:02.602 -Who makes all these? - -02:05:04.062 --> 02:05:05.399 -I do. - -02:05:05.442 --> 02:05:07.733 -And I practice with them... - -02:05:08.276 --> 02:05:09.402 -...three hours a day. - -02:05:11.236 --> 02:05:13.405 -You need to find yourself a girl, mate. - -02:05:20.078 --> 02:05:22.998 -Or... perhaps the reason -you practice three hours a day - -02:05:23.082 --> 02:05:24.917 -is that you already found one, - -02:05:24.960 --> 02:05:28.588 -and are otherwise incapable -of wooing said strumpet. - -02:05:28.672 --> 02:05:31.090 -You're not a eunuch, are you? - -02:05:31.175 --> 02:05:34.135 -I practice three hours a day -so that when I meet a pirate, - -02:05:34.219 --> 02:05:35.594 -I can kill him! - -02:06:52.839 --> 02:06:53.881 -You cheated. - -02:06:53.966 --> 02:06:55.214 -Pirate. - -02:06:58.804 --> 02:07:00.846 -- Move away! -- No. - -02:07:00.888 --> 02:07:02.264 -Please move? - -02:07:02.348 --> 02:07:03.349 -No! - -02:07:03.392 --> 02:07:06.185 -I cannot just step aside -and let you escape. - -02:07:08.729 --> 02:07:10.729 -This shot is not meant for you. - -02:07:21.076 --> 02:07:23.076 -There he is! Over here! - -02:07:25.078 --> 02:07:27.036 -Excellent work, Mr. Brown. - -02:07:28.040 --> 02:07:30.917 -You've assisted in the capture -of a dangerous fugitive. - -02:07:31.002 --> 02:07:33.294 -Just doing my civic duty, sir. - -02:07:34.295 --> 02:07:36.882 -I trust you will always remember -that this is the day - -02:07:36.924 --> 02:07:40.385 -Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. - -02:07:40.428 --> 02:07:42.178 -Take him away. - -02:07:46.475 --> 02:07:49.393 -- Come here, boy! -- Smell it? - -02:07:49.436 --> 02:07:52.772 -- Come here, boy! -- You want a nice, juicy bone? - -02:07:52.857 --> 02:07:54.983 -- Hey! -- Come here, boy! - -02:07:55.066 --> 02:07:57.568 -- Come here, boy! -- You can keep doing that forever. - -02:07:57.653 --> 02:07:59.862 -The dog is never going to move. - -02:07:59.905 --> 02:08:04.200 -Well, excuse us if we haven't resigned -ourselves to the gallows just yet! - -02:08:05.244 --> 02:08:06.661 -Come on! - -02:08:10.917 --> 02:08:12.208 -There you go, miss. - -02:08:12.250 --> 02:08:15.045 -It was a difficult day for you, -I'm sure. - -02:08:15.087 --> 02:08:17.756 -I suspected Commodore Norrington -would propose, - -02:08:17.840 --> 02:08:20.425 -but I must admit, -I wasn't entirely prepared for it. - -02:08:20.510 --> 02:08:22.761 -I meant you being -threatened by that pirate! - -02:08:22.803 --> 02:08:24.053 -Sounds terrifying! - -02:08:24.804 --> 02:08:27.557 -Oh... Yes, it was terrifying. - -02:08:27.601 --> 02:08:29.601 -But... the Commodore proposed! - -02:08:29.685 --> 02:08:31.268 -Fancy that. - -02:08:31.353 --> 02:08:32.937 -Now that's a smart match, miss, - -02:08:33.021 --> 02:08:35.147 -if it's not too bold to say. - -02:08:35.233 --> 02:08:36.608 -It is a smart match. - -02:08:37.776 --> 02:08:39.568 -He's a fine man. - -02:08:40.862 --> 02:08:43.366 -He's what any woman -should dream of marrying. - -02:08:44.449 --> 02:08:46.576 -Well, that Will Turner, - -02:08:46.618 --> 02:08:48.786 -he's a fine man too. - -02:08:48.828 --> 02:08:50.622 -That is too bold. - -02:08:50.706 --> 02:08:52.791 -Well, beggin' your pardon, miss. - -02:08:52.833 --> 02:08:54.500 -It was not my place. - -02:09:43.550 --> 02:09:46.552 -Has my daughter given -you an answer yet? - -02:09:46.636 --> 02:09:48.343 -No, she hasn't. - -02:09:48.386 --> 02:09:50.723 -Well, she has had a very trying day. - -02:09:52.393 --> 02:09:54.559 -Ghastly weather, don't you think? - -02:09:54.643 --> 02:09:56.520 -Bleak. Really bleak. - -02:09:58.316 --> 02:09:59.315 -What's that? - -02:10:00.400 --> 02:10:02.276 -Cannon fire! - -02:10:03.652 --> 02:10:05.529 -Return fire! - -02:10:05.572 --> 02:10:08.616 -I know those guns! - -02:10:13.579 --> 02:10:15.581 -It's the Pearl! - -02:10:15.664 --> 02:10:17.375 -Black Pearl? - -02:10:19.877 --> 02:10:21.503 -I've heard stories. - -02:10:21.546 --> 02:10:25.548 -She's been preying on ships and -settlements for near ten years. - -02:10:25.633 --> 02:10:27.218 -Never leaves any survivors. - -02:10:27.303 --> 02:10:28.719 -No survivors. - -02:10:28.762 --> 02:10:31.597 -Then where do the stories -come from, I wonder? - -02:10:40.899 --> 02:10:42.652 -Clear the dock! - -02:10:56.205 --> 02:10:57.872 -Mama! - -02:11:04.464 --> 02:11:06.090 -Hoist your oars! - -02:11:11.053 --> 02:11:13.347 -Come on, you! - -02:12:04.106 --> 02:12:05.941 -Sight the muzzle flash. - -02:12:05.984 --> 02:12:06.984 -Aim for the flashes. - -02:12:07.068 --> 02:12:09.153 -I need a full spread, fore and aft. - -02:12:09.195 --> 02:12:10.862 -Mr. Stevens, more cartridges! - -02:12:11.740 --> 02:12:14.867 -Governor! -Barricade yourself in my office. - -02:12:15.826 --> 02:12:16.826 -Good God! - -02:12:16.870 --> 02:12:18.494 -That's an order. - -02:12:35.429 --> 02:12:37.723 -Don't! - -02:12:38.515 --> 02:12:39.682 -Hello, chum. - -02:12:43.938 --> 02:12:45.481 -Up there! Go! - -02:12:55.282 --> 02:12:57.910 -Miss! They've come to kidnap you! - -02:12:57.994 --> 02:13:00.536 -- What? -- You're the governor's daughter! - -02:13:00.621 --> 02:13:01.789 -In here! - -02:13:03.540 --> 02:13:07.794 -They haven't seen you. Hide, and the -first chance you get, run to the fort! - -02:13:17.304 --> 02:13:18.930 -Got ya! Haven't I? - -02:13:22.434 --> 02:13:25.936 -No! No! It's hot! - -02:13:26.020 --> 02:13:27.898 -- I'm burning! -- Come on! - -02:13:32.361 --> 02:13:33.694 -Come on, me lads! - -02:14:00.931 --> 02:14:02.890 -Come out. - -02:14:11.858 --> 02:14:14.693 -We know you're here, poppet. - -02:14:15.779 --> 02:14:16.945 -Poppet. - -02:14:17.029 --> 02:14:18.072 -Come out... - -02:14:18.991 --> 02:14:21.201 -...and we promise we won't hurt you. - -02:14:21.286 --> 02:14:22.535 -Eh? - -02:14:24.287 --> 02:14:26.289 -We will find you, poppet. - -02:14:27.331 --> 02:14:29.750 -You've got something of ours, - -02:14:29.793 --> 02:14:31.585 -and it calls to us. - -02:14:37.301 --> 02:14:39.802 -The gold calls to us. - -02:14:40.845 --> 02:14:42.013 -The gold. - -02:14:48.145 --> 02:14:50.186 -Hello, poppet. - -02:14:50.731 --> 02:14:51.732 -Parley! - -02:14:52.441 --> 02:14:53.649 -What? - -02:14:53.691 --> 02:14:54.859 -Parley. - -02:14:54.943 --> 02:14:56.359 -I invoke the right of parley. - -02:14:56.444 --> 02:15:00.364 -According to the code of Brethren, set -down by pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, - -02:15:00.449 --> 02:15:03.534 -- you have to take me to your captain. -- I know the code. - -02:15:03.619 --> 02:15:06.327 -If an adversary demands parley, -you can do them no harm - -02:15:06.369 --> 02:15:09.164 -- until the parley is complete. -- To blazes with the code! - -02:15:09.248 --> 02:15:11.207 -She wants to be taken to the captain. - -02:15:12.711 --> 02:15:15.004 -And she'll go, without a fuss. - -02:15:16.047 --> 02:15:19.089 -We must honor the code. - -02:15:29.728 --> 02:15:31.102 -Say goodbye! - -02:15:35.818 --> 02:15:37.067 -Goodbye. - -02:15:41.196 --> 02:15:42.991 -- Come on! -- Elizabeth! - -02:15:44.492 --> 02:15:45.619 -Well! - -02:15:52.417 --> 02:15:53.999 -Out of my way, scum! - -02:16:06.639 --> 02:16:09.556 -My sympathies, friend. -You've no manner of luck at all. - -02:16:32.124 --> 02:16:35.334 -Come on, doggy! -It's just you and me now. - -02:16:35.419 --> 02:16:37.794 -It's you and old Jack. -Come on. - -02:16:37.878 --> 02:16:39.588 -Come on. That's a boy! - -02:16:39.631 --> 02:16:41.798 -Good boy. Come get your bone! - -02:16:41.882 --> 02:16:45.760 -That's a good boy. -Come on, a bit closer, a bit closer. - -02:16:45.845 --> 02:16:47.887 -That's it! That's it, doggy! - -02:16:47.930 --> 02:16:51.350 -Come on, you filthy, -slimy, mangy cur! - -02:16:52.602 --> 02:16:54.269 -Don't do that. No, no, no! - -02:16:54.311 --> 02:16:55.979 -I didn't mean it! I didn't... - -02:17:02.862 --> 02:17:04.404 -This ain't the armory! - -02:17:06.115 --> 02:17:07.324 -Well, well, well. - -02:17:07.410 --> 02:17:10.285 -Look what we have here, Twigg. - -02:17:10.369 --> 02:17:12.455 -Captain Jack Sparrow. - -02:17:13.622 --> 02:17:15.789 -Last time I saw you, - -02:17:15.832 --> 02:17:17.625 -you were all alone - -02:17:17.710 --> 02:17:20.462 -on a godforsaken island, - -02:17:20.504 --> 02:17:22.715 -shrinking into the distance. - -02:17:22.799 --> 02:17:25.299 -His fortunes aren't improved much. - -02:17:25.383 --> 02:17:28.804 -Worry about your own fortunes, -gentlemen. - -02:17:28.847 --> 02:17:31.890 -The deepest circle of hell -is reserved for betrayers - -02:17:31.974 --> 02:17:33.516 -and mutineers. - -02:17:37.646 --> 02:17:39.147 -So there is a curse. - -02:17:40.857 --> 02:17:42.233 -That's interesting. - -02:17:42.319 --> 02:17:44.570 -You know nothing of hell. - -02:17:53.244 --> 02:17:55.245 -That's very interesting. - -02:18:30.699 --> 02:18:33.242 -I didn't know we was takin' on captives. - -02:18:33.327 --> 02:18:36.371 -She's invoked the right of parley -with Captain Barbossa. - -02:18:36.455 --> 02:18:40.290 -- I am here to negotia... -- You will speak when spoken to! - -02:18:41.293 --> 02:18:43.378 -And ye will not lay a hand on those - -02:18:43.420 --> 02:18:45.838 -under the protection of parley. - -02:18:46.465 --> 02:18:47.632 -Aye, sir. - -02:18:50.344 --> 02:18:52.262 -My apologies, miss. - -02:18:53.347 --> 02:18:54.681 -Captain Barbossa, - -02:18:54.723 --> 02:18:59.144 -I am here to negotiate the cessation -of hostilities against Port Royal. - -02:19:00.229 --> 02:19:04.274 -A lot of long words in there, miss. -We are naught but humble pirates. - -02:19:05.359 --> 02:19:06.944 -What is it that you want? - -02:19:07.028 --> 02:19:09.320 -I want you to leave -and never come back. - -02:19:11.782 --> 02:19:14.409 -I'm disinclined -to acquiesce to your request. - -02:19:15.995 --> 02:19:18.328 -Means "no." - -02:19:19.748 --> 02:19:20.748 -Very well. - -02:19:23.460 --> 02:19:25.336 -I'll drop it. - -02:19:29.383 --> 02:19:34.011 -Me holds are burstin' with swag! -That bit of shine matters to us? - -02:19:34.095 --> 02:19:35.138 -Why? - -02:19:36.265 --> 02:19:38.558 -It's what you've been searching for. - -02:19:38.601 --> 02:19:40.267 -I recognize the ship. - -02:19:40.351 --> 02:19:43.228 -I saw it eight years ago -on the crossing from England! - -02:19:43.271 --> 02:19:44.440 -Did you now? - -02:19:47.442 --> 02:19:48.442 -Fine. - -02:19:49.444 --> 02:19:51.029 -I suppose if it is worthless, - -02:19:51.113 --> 02:19:52.947 -then there's no point in me keeping it. - -02:19:52.990 --> 02:19:54.282 -No! - -02:20:05.210 --> 02:20:07.294 -You have a name, missy? - -02:20:08.420 --> 02:20:09.463 -Elizabeth... - -02:20:09.547 --> 02:20:10.881 -...Turner. - -02:20:12.008 --> 02:20:14.093 -I'm a maid in the governor's household. - -02:20:17.388 --> 02:20:18.806 -Miss Turner! - -02:20:20.017 --> 02:20:21.266 -Turner! - -02:20:21.309 --> 02:20:22.726 -Bootstrap! - -02:20:26.773 --> 02:20:29.441 -And how does a maid come -to own a trinket such as that? - -02:20:29.484 --> 02:20:32.069 -Family heirloom, perhaps? - -02:20:32.153 --> 02:20:34.656 -I didn't steal it, -if that's what you mean. - -02:20:36.242 --> 02:20:39.325 -Very well. You hand it over, -we'll put your town to our rudder, - -02:20:39.409 --> 02:20:40.619 -and ne'er return. - -02:20:54.342 --> 02:20:55.341 -Our bargain? - -02:20:58.346 --> 02:21:00.181 -Still the guns and stow 'em. - -02:21:00.224 --> 02:21:03.059 -Signal the men, set the flags -and make good to clear port. - -02:21:03.143 --> 02:21:04.851 -Wait! You have to take me to shore. - -02:21:04.894 --> 02:21:07.521 -According to the code of -the order of the Brethren... - -02:21:07.605 --> 02:21:11.275 -Your return to shore was not part -of our negotiations nor our agreements, - -02:21:11.359 --> 02:21:12.527 -so I must do nothin'. - -02:21:12.611 --> 02:21:15.697 -Secondly, you must be a pirate -for the pirate's code to apply, - -02:21:15.739 --> 02:21:17.364 -and you're not, and thirdly... - -02:21:17.407 --> 02:21:20.159 -...the code is more of what -you'd call a guideline, - -02:21:20.202 --> 02:21:21.702 -instead of actual rules. - -02:21:21.744 --> 02:21:24.161 -Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, - -02:21:24.204 --> 02:21:25.706 -Miss Turner. - -02:21:46.393 --> 02:21:48.811 -They've taken her! -They've taken Elizabeth! - -02:21:48.895 --> 02:21:50.983 -Mr. Murtogg, remove this man. - -02:21:52.066 --> 02:21:54.151 -We have to hunt them down! -We must save her! - -02:21:54.235 --> 02:21:56.276 -And where do you propose we start? - -02:21:57.531 --> 02:22:01.198 -If you have any information concerning -my daughter, please share it. - -02:22:03.494 --> 02:22:05.245 -That Jack Sparrow! - -02:22:05.330 --> 02:22:07.582 -He talked about the Black Pearl. - -02:22:07.624 --> 02:22:09.541 -Mentioned it is more what he did. - -02:22:11.126 --> 02:22:14.254 -Ask him where it is! Make a deal -with him, he could lead us to it. - -02:22:14.297 --> 02:22:15.797 -No. - -02:22:15.882 --> 02:22:19.176 -The pirates who invaded this fort -left Sparrow locked in his cell, - -02:22:19.260 --> 02:22:22.261 -ergo they are not his allies. - -02:22:22.304 --> 02:22:25.307 -Governor, we will establish -their most likely course... - -02:22:25.391 --> 02:22:27.267 -That's not good enough! - -02:22:27.310 --> 02:22:29.269 -Mr. Turner... - -02:22:29.312 --> 02:22:32.856 -...you are not a military man, -you are not a sailor. - -02:22:33.898 --> 02:22:35.276 -You are a blacksmith. - -02:22:35.319 --> 02:22:38.153 -And this is not the moment -for rash actions! - -02:22:40.448 --> 02:22:43.449 -Do not make the mistake of thinking -you are the only man here - -02:22:43.533 --> 02:22:45.036 -who cares for Elizabeth. - -02:22:51.042 --> 02:22:52.792 -Please... - -02:22:57.172 --> 02:22:58.382 -You! Sparrow! - -02:22:58.466 --> 02:22:59.466 -Aye? - -02:22:59.509 --> 02:23:02.134 -You are familiar with that ship, -the Black Pearl? - -02:23:02.177 --> 02:23:03.552 -I've heard of it. - -02:23:03.637 --> 02:23:06.306 -Where does it make berth? - -02:23:07.308 --> 02:23:09.266 -Have you not heard the stories? - -02:23:10.977 --> 02:23:12.938 -Captain Barbossa - -02:23:12.980 --> 02:23:14.731 -and his crew of miscreants - -02:23:14.816 --> 02:23:17.401 -sail from the dreaded Isla de Muerte. - -02:23:17.485 --> 02:23:20.279 -It's an island that -cannot be found, except - -02:23:20.322 --> 02:23:23.406 -by those who already know where it is. - -02:23:23.490 --> 02:23:25.157 -The ship's real enough, - -02:23:25.200 --> 02:23:28.661 -therefore its anchorage must be -a real place. Where is it? - -02:23:29.664 --> 02:23:30.831 -Why ask me? - -02:23:31.499 --> 02:23:33.083 -Because you're a pirate. - -02:23:33.166 --> 02:23:35.836 -And you want to turn -pirate yourself. ls that it? - -02:23:37.087 --> 02:23:38.088 -Never! - -02:23:41.841 --> 02:23:43.510 -They took Miss Swann. - -02:23:43.553 --> 02:23:45.387 -Oh. So it is that you found a girl! - -02:23:45.471 --> 02:23:47.263 -I see. - -02:23:47.347 --> 02:23:50.101 -If you're intending to brave all, -hasten to her rescue, - -02:23:50.185 --> 02:23:52.144 -and so win fair lady's heart... - -02:23:52.186 --> 02:23:54.813 -...you'll have to do it alone, mate. - -02:23:54.856 --> 02:23:56.939 -I see no profit in it for me. - -02:23:58.024 --> 02:23:59.276 -I can get you out of here. - -02:23:59.360 --> 02:24:01.026 -How's that? The key's run off. - -02:24:01.069 --> 02:24:02.695 -I helped build these cells. - -02:24:02.779 --> 02:24:05.532 -These are half-pin barrel hinges. - -02:24:06.826 --> 02:24:10.119 -With the right leverage, -and the proper application of strength, - -02:24:11.246 --> 02:24:12.664 -the door will lift free. - -02:24:15.042 --> 02:24:16.292 -What's your name? - -02:24:16.376 --> 02:24:18.294 -Will Turner. - -02:24:19.588 --> 02:24:21.923 -That would be short for William, -I imagine. - -02:24:22.008 --> 02:24:23.174 -Good, strong name. - -02:24:24.176 --> 02:24:26.092 -No doubt named for your father? - -02:24:27.723 --> 02:24:28.804 -Yes. - -02:24:28.889 --> 02:24:30.806 -Uh-huh. - -02:24:31.683 --> 02:24:33.017 -Well, Mr. Turner, - -02:24:33.058 --> 02:24:34.268 -I've changed me mind. - -02:24:34.937 --> 02:24:37.938 -If you spring me from this cell, -I swear, on pain of death, - -02:24:38.023 --> 02:24:40.232 -I shall take you to the Black Pearl, - -02:24:40.275 --> 02:24:41.942 -and your bonny lass. - -02:24:42.028 --> 02:24:44.029 -Do we have an accord? - -02:24:47.532 --> 02:24:49.366 -- Agreed. -- Agreed. - -02:24:49.409 --> 02:24:50.576 -Get me out. - -02:24:54.080 --> 02:24:57.875 -- Hurry! Someone will have heard that. -- Not without my effects. - -02:25:04.466 --> 02:25:05.966 -We're going to steal the ship? - -02:25:07.761 --> 02:25:08.761 -That ship? - -02:25:08.845 --> 02:25:10.677 -Commandeer. - -02:25:10.762 --> 02:25:13.015 -We're going to commandeer that ship. - -02:25:13.099 --> 02:25:14.184 -Nautical term. - -02:25:14.853 --> 02:25:16.936 -One question about your business, boy, - -02:25:17.020 --> 02:25:18.437 -or there's no use going. - -02:25:18.522 --> 02:25:20.021 -This girl... - -02:25:20.105 --> 02:25:22.815 -...how far are you willing to go -to save her? - -02:25:22.900 --> 02:25:24.236 -I'd die for her. - -02:25:24.278 --> 02:25:25.485 -Oh, good. - -02:25:25.569 --> 02:25:27.571 -No worries then. - -02:25:46.592 --> 02:25:49.134 -This is either madness or brilliance. - -02:25:49.929 --> 02:25:53.556 -It's remarkable how often -those two traits coincide. - -02:26:23.210 --> 02:26:27.006 -Everyone stay calm! -We're taking over the ship. - -02:26:27.090 --> 02:26:28.799 -Aye! Avast! - -02:26:32.012 --> 02:26:34.346 -This ship cannot be crewed by two men. - -02:26:35.223 --> 02:26:37.018 -You'll never make it out of the bay. - -02:26:37.059 --> 02:26:38.684 -Son... - -02:26:39.726 --> 02:26:42.562 -...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. - -02:26:42.646 --> 02:26:44.190 -Savvy? - -02:26:47.693 --> 02:26:48.693 -Commodore! - -02:26:48.736 --> 02:26:51.362 -- Sir! -- They're taking the Dauntless! - -02:26:53.034 --> 02:26:54.116 -Commodore! - -02:26:54.200 --> 02:26:56.535 -They're taking the ship! - -02:26:57.287 --> 02:26:59.872 -Sparrow and Turner! -They're taking the Dauntless! - -02:26:59.914 --> 02:27:01.372 -Rash, Turner. - -02:27:01.457 --> 02:27:03.041 -Too rash. - -02:27:04.585 --> 02:27:08.798 -That is, without doubt, -the worst pirate I have ever seen. - -02:27:12.094 --> 02:27:13.385 -Here they come. - -02:27:18.224 --> 02:27:20.475 -Bring her around! -Bring her around! - -02:27:27.024 --> 02:27:30.194 -Search every cabin, every hold, -down to the bilges. - -02:27:43.333 --> 02:27:46.126 -Check the aft! - -02:27:46.211 --> 02:27:48.586 -Sailors, back to the Interceptor! -Now! - -02:27:48.629 --> 02:27:50.005 -Quickly, men - -02:27:51.383 --> 02:27:52.674 -Whoa! - -02:27:55.093 --> 02:27:59.015 -Thank you, commodore, -for getting us ready to make way. - -02:27:59.099 --> 02:28:01.683 -We'd have had a hard time -of it by ourselves. - -02:28:04.938 --> 02:28:06.979 -Set topsails and clear up this mess. - -02:28:07.064 --> 02:28:09.607 -With the wind a quarter astern, -we won't catch them! - -02:28:09.692 --> 02:28:12.611 -I don't need to. Just get them -in range of the long nines. - -02:28:12.696 --> 02:28:14.779 -Hands, come about! Run out the guns! - -02:28:14.822 --> 02:28:16.198 -Bring out the guns! - -02:28:16.282 --> 02:28:18.867 -We are to fire on our own ship, sir? - -02:28:18.951 --> 02:28:22.787 -I'd rather see her at the bottom of the -ocean than in the hands of a pirate. - -02:28:24.081 --> 02:28:27.417 -Commodore! He's disabled -the rudder chain, sir. - -02:28:31.130 --> 02:28:33.131 -Abandon ship! - -02:28:36.969 --> 02:28:39.386 -Let go the gear -and sheet home. - -02:28:39.471 --> 02:28:41.931 -That's got to be the best pirate -I've ever seen. - -02:28:43.143 --> 02:28:45.769 -So it would seem. - -02:28:54.236 --> 02:28:56.319 -When I was a lad, -living in England, - -02:28:56.404 --> 02:28:58.281 -my mother raised me by herself. - -02:28:58.366 --> 02:29:00.324 -After she died, I came out here, - -02:29:00.409 --> 02:29:02.243 -looking for my father. - -02:29:03.703 --> 02:29:04.829 -Is that so? - -02:29:06.040 --> 02:29:07.582 -My father, - -02:29:07.666 --> 02:29:09.041 -Bill Turner? - -02:29:09.126 --> 02:29:12.713 -At the jail, it was only after you -learned my name that you agreed to help. - -02:29:12.797 --> 02:29:15.506 -Since that's what I wanted, -I didn't press the matter. - -02:29:15.549 --> 02:29:17.132 -I'm not a simpleton, Jack. - -02:29:17.175 --> 02:29:19.176 -You knew my father. - -02:29:25.350 --> 02:29:26.391 -I knew him. - -02:29:26.476 --> 02:29:29.395 -Probably one of the few -who knew him as William Turner. - -02:29:29.480 --> 02:29:32.899 -Everyone else just called him -"Bootstrap," or "Bootstrap Bill." - -02:29:32.982 --> 02:29:33.982 -Bootstrap? - -02:29:34.986 --> 02:29:37.403 -Good man. -Good pirate. - -02:29:37.488 --> 02:29:39.573 -I swear, you look just like him. - -02:29:39.657 --> 02:29:40.698 -It's not true. - -02:29:40.741 --> 02:29:42.534 -He was a merchant sailor. - -02:29:42.619 --> 02:29:44.869 -A good, respectable man -who obeyed the law. - -02:29:44.953 --> 02:29:47.120 -He was a bloody pirate, a scallywag. - -02:29:48.498 --> 02:29:51.209 -My father was not a pirate! - -02:29:52.377 --> 02:29:54.377 -Put it away, son. - -02:29:54.462 --> 02:29:56.379 -It's not worth you getting beat again. - -02:29:56.464 --> 02:29:57.591 -You didn't beat me. - -02:29:57.675 --> 02:30:01.010 -You ignored the rules of engagement. -In a fair fight, I'd kill you. - -02:30:01.052 --> 02:30:03.887 -That's not much incentive -for me to fight fair, is it? - -02:30:11.229 --> 02:30:14.483 -Now as long as you're just -hanging there, pay attention. - -02:30:14.567 --> 02:30:17.068 -The only rules -that really matter are these: - -02:30:17.153 --> 02:30:21.030 -What a man can do, -and what a man can't do. - -02:30:21.740 --> 02:30:22.907 -For instance, - -02:30:22.991 --> 02:30:26.117 -you can accept that your father -was a pirate and a good man, - -02:30:26.202 --> 02:30:27.245 -or you can't. - -02:30:27.287 --> 02:30:30.832 -Pirate is in your blood, boy, so -you'll have to square with that someday. - -02:30:31.707 --> 02:30:33.875 -Now, me, for example. -I could let you drown, - -02:30:33.918 --> 02:30:38.421 -but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga -all by me onesies. Savvy? - -02:30:38.756 --> 02:30:39.757 -So... - -02:30:44.804 --> 02:30:48.139 -Can you sail under -the command of a pirate? - -02:30:49.394 --> 02:30:50.725 -Or can you not? - -02:30:53.437 --> 02:30:54.479 -Tortuga? - -02:30:54.565 --> 02:30:56.314 -Tortuga. - -02:31:18.378 --> 02:31:20.798 -More importantly, it is indeed - -02:31:20.841 --> 02:31:22.717 -a sad life that has never -breathed deep - -02:31:22.801 --> 02:31:25.968 -the sweet, proliferous bouquet -that is Tortuga. Savvy? - -02:31:27.723 --> 02:31:28.847 -What do you think? - -02:31:33.144 --> 02:31:34.228 -It'll linger. - -02:31:34.313 --> 02:31:38.315 -I'll tell you, mate, if every town -in the world were like this one, - -02:31:38.399 --> 02:31:40.859 -no man would ever feel unwanted. - -02:31:42.821 --> 02:31:43.905 -Scarlett! - -02:31:45.824 --> 02:31:47.157 -Not sure I deserved that. - -02:31:48.951 --> 02:31:50.119 -Giselle! - -02:31:50.162 --> 02:31:51.160 -Who was she? - -02:31:51.244 --> 02:31:52.246 -What? - -02:31:54.540 --> 02:31:55.832 -I may have deserved that. - -02:31:58.086 --> 02:32:01.212 -Curse you for breathing, -you slack-jawed idiot! - -02:32:03.548 --> 02:32:05.675 -Mother's love! - -02:32:05.760 --> 02:32:06.760 -Jack! - -02:32:07.762 --> 02:32:10.890 -You should know better than to -wake a man when he's sleepin'. - -02:32:10.974 --> 02:32:14.852 -- It's bad luck. -- Fortunately, I know how to counter it. - -02:32:14.937 --> 02:32:18.229 -The man who did the waking buys -the man who was sleeping a drink, - -02:32:18.314 --> 02:32:21.733 -and the man who was sleeping drinks -it while listening to a proposition - -02:32:21.817 --> 02:32:23.526 -from the man who did the waking. - -02:32:25.695 --> 02:32:27.531 -Aye, that'll about do it. - -02:32:32.370 --> 02:32:34.622 -Blast! I'm already awake! - -02:32:34.706 --> 02:32:36.081 -That was for the smell. - -02:32:39.377 --> 02:32:40.376 -Eh... - -02:32:46.551 --> 02:32:48.050 -Keep a sharp eye. - -02:32:55.183 --> 02:32:56.267 -Now... - -02:32:56.352 --> 02:32:58.813 -...what's the nature -of this venture of your'n? - -02:33:00.647 --> 02:33:05.069 -I'm going after the Black Pearl. - -02:33:06.570 --> 02:33:08.071 -I know where it's going to be, - -02:33:08.115 --> 02:33:09.905 -and I'm gonna take it. - -02:33:10.949 --> 02:33:11.951 -Jack, - -02:33:12.035 --> 02:33:14.327 -it's a fool's errand! - -02:33:14.412 --> 02:33:17.748 -Well, you know better than me -the tales of the Black Pearl! - -02:33:17.791 --> 02:33:20.333 -That's why I know -what Barbossa is up to. - -02:33:20.919 --> 02:33:22.252 -All I need is a crew. - -02:33:22.962 --> 02:33:24.962 -What I hear tell of Captain Barbossa, - -02:33:25.046 --> 02:33:28.049 -he's not a man to suffer fools, -nor strike a bargain with one! - -02:33:28.092 --> 02:33:30.300 -I'd say it's a good thing -I'm not a fool then. - -02:33:30.386 --> 02:33:31.511 -Prove me wrong! - -02:33:32.177 --> 02:33:35.516 -What makes you think Barbossa -will give up his ship to you? - -02:33:35.600 --> 02:33:38.935 -Let's just say -it's a matter of leverage, eh? - -02:33:42.314 --> 02:33:43.606 -Hm? - -02:33:45.776 --> 02:33:46.818 -Mm. - -02:33:46.902 --> 02:33:48.277 -Huh? - -02:33:48.319 --> 02:33:49.446 -Hm... - -02:33:49.530 --> 02:33:50.530 -Mm-hm-hm. - -02:33:55.161 --> 02:33:56.161 -The kid? - -02:33:57.747 --> 02:34:00.749 -That is the child -of Bootstrap Bill Turner. - -02:34:01.834 --> 02:34:04.295 -His only child. Savvy? - -02:34:04.379 --> 02:34:06.296 -Is he now? - -02:34:09.259 --> 02:34:11.635 -Leverage, says you. - -02:34:11.719 --> 02:34:14.304 -I think I feel -a change in the wind, says I. - -02:34:14.387 --> 02:34:16.139 -- Mm. -- I'll find us a crew. - -02:34:16.182 --> 02:34:19.099 -There's bound to be some sailors -on this rock, crazy as you. - -02:34:19.143 --> 02:34:21.519 -One can only hope. - -02:34:21.604 --> 02:34:24.353 -- Take what you can! -- Give nothin' back! - -02:34:49.214 --> 02:34:51.007 -You'll be dining with the captain, - -02:34:51.050 --> 02:34:53.426 -and he requests you wear this. - -02:34:54.385 --> 02:34:57.972 -Tell the captain I'm "disinclined -to acquiesce to his request." - -02:34:59.140 --> 02:35:01.392 -He said you'd say that. - -02:35:01.477 --> 02:35:03.853 -He also said, if that be the case... - -02:35:03.938 --> 02:35:05.687 -...you'll be dining with the crew, - -02:35:05.730 --> 02:35:07.565 -and you'll be naked. - -02:35:13.989 --> 02:35:15.114 -Fine. - -02:35:31.756 --> 02:35:35.344 -There's no need to stand on ceremony -no call to impress anyone. - -02:35:35.387 --> 02:35:37.762 -You must be hungry. - -02:35:55.196 --> 02:35:56.404 -Try the wine. - -02:36:01.244 --> 02:36:04.246 -And the apples. One of those next. - -02:36:12.547 --> 02:36:14.214 -It's poisoned. - -02:36:15.758 --> 02:36:18.093 -There would be no sense -to be killing you. - -02:36:18.136 --> 02:36:21.596 -Then release me. You have your trinket. -I'm of no further value to you. - -02:36:25.603 --> 02:36:27.644 -You don't know what this is, - -02:36:27.729 --> 02:36:29.105 -do you? - -02:36:29.190 --> 02:36:31.439 -It's a pirate medallion. - -02:36:31.481 --> 02:36:33.566 -This is Aztec gold. - -02:36:34.444 --> 02:36:37.236 -One of 882 identical pieces - -02:36:37.279 --> 02:36:40.866 -they delivered in a stone chest -to Cortés himself. - -02:36:41.952 --> 02:36:46.163 -Blood money paid to stem the slaughter -he wreaked upon them with his armies. - -02:36:46.247 --> 02:36:50.083 -But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. - -02:36:50.126 --> 02:36:53.627 -So the heathen gods -placed upon the gold... - -02:36:55.507 --> 02:36:57.133 -...a terrible curse. - -02:36:58.760 --> 02:37:03.012 -Any mortal that removes but -a single piece from that stone chest... - -02:37:04.015 --> 02:37:06.474 -...shall be punished for eternity. - -02:37:08.769 --> 02:37:12.147 -I hardly believe in ghost stories -any more, Captain Barbossa. - -02:37:12.232 --> 02:37:13.483 -Aye. - -02:37:14.276 --> 02:37:17.819 -That's exactly what I thought -when we were first told the tale. - -02:37:17.862 --> 02:37:20.781 -Buried on an Isle of the Dead -what cannot be found, - -02:37:20.823 --> 02:37:22.700 -except for those who know where it is. - -02:37:24.409 --> 02:37:25.743 -Find it, we did. - -02:37:27.413 --> 02:37:28.746 -There be the chest. - -02:37:28.830 --> 02:37:30.625 -Inside be the gold. - -02:37:31.583 --> 02:37:34.001 -And we took 'em all! - -02:37:34.045 --> 02:37:36.046 -We spent 'em and traded 'em, - -02:37:36.130 --> 02:37:37.798 -and frittered 'em away - -02:37:37.840 --> 02:37:40.591 -on drink and food -and pleasurable company. - -02:37:40.675 --> 02:37:42.678 -The more we gave 'em away, - -02:37:42.720 --> 02:37:45.389 -the more we came to realize... - -02:37:46.683 --> 02:37:48.850 -...the drink would not satisfy. - -02:37:50.103 --> 02:37:52.854 -Food turned to ash in our mouths... - -02:37:53.522 --> 02:37:56.107 -...and all the pleasurable company -in the world - -02:37:56.191 --> 02:37:58.193 -could not slake our lust. - -02:38:00.071 --> 02:38:02.864 -We are cursed men, Miss Turner. - -02:38:04.618 --> 02:38:07.287 -Compelled by greed we were, but now... - -02:38:07.371 --> 02:38:10.705 -...we are consumed by it. - -02:38:21.884 --> 02:38:24.802 -There is one way we can end our curse. - -02:38:28.891 --> 02:38:31.851 -All the scattered pieces -of the Aztec gold - -02:38:31.893 --> 02:38:33.311 -must be restored, - -02:38:33.395 --> 02:38:35.814 -and the blood repaid. - -02:38:38.568 --> 02:38:39.943 -Thanks to ye, - -02:38:40.028 --> 02:38:42.155 -we have the final piece. - -02:38:44.198 --> 02:38:46.490 -And the... blood to be repaid? - -02:38:46.575 --> 02:38:49.077 -That's why there's no sense -to be killing ya. - -02:38:49.871 --> 02:38:50.870 -Yet. - -02:38:52.914 --> 02:38:54.416 -Apple? - -02:38:56.962 --> 02:38:59.421 -Ha-ha. Hah! - -02:38:59.464 --> 02:39:02.381 -Arrgh! - -02:39:02.424 --> 02:39:03.967 -No! - -02:39:11.267 --> 02:39:12.267 -I'm curious. - -02:39:12.352 --> 02:39:15.269 -After killing me, what is it -you're planning on doing next? - -02:40:18.835 --> 02:40:21.044 -Look! - -02:40:21.129 --> 02:40:24.047 -The moonlight shows us -for what we really are. - -02:40:24.839 --> 02:40:28.093 -We are not among the living -and so we cannot die. - -02:40:28.177 --> 02:40:29.843 -But neither are we dead. - -02:40:31.096 --> 02:40:34.891 -For too long I've been parched of thirst -and unable to quench it. - -02:40:34.976 --> 02:40:37.351 -Too long I've been starvin' to death, - -02:40:37.436 --> 02:40:39.061 -and haven't died! - -02:40:39.687 --> 02:40:41.481 -I feel nothing. - -02:40:42.274 --> 02:40:45.192 -Not the wind on my face, -nor the spray of the sea... - -02:40:46.611 --> 02:40:48.778 -...nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. - -02:40:49.781 --> 02:40:54.286 -You best start believing -in ghost stories, Miss Turner. - -02:40:54.370 --> 02:40:55.368 -You're in one! - -02:41:14.430 --> 02:41:16.390 -What are you looking at? -Back to work! - -02:41:25.609 --> 02:41:27.276 -Feast your eyes, captain. - -02:41:27.360 --> 02:41:30.278 -All of them, -faithful hands before the mast. - -02:41:30.362 --> 02:41:33.573 -Every man worth his salt... - -02:41:33.616 --> 02:41:35.659 -...and crazy to boot. - -02:41:35.744 --> 02:41:38.579 -So this is your able-bodied crew? - -02:41:44.419 --> 02:41:45.419 -You, sailor! - -02:41:45.504 --> 02:41:46.879 -Cotton, sir. - -02:41:46.922 --> 02:41:48.713 -Mr. Cotton. - -02:41:48.756 --> 02:41:52.091 -Do you have the courage and fortitude -to follow orders and stay true - -02:41:52.176 --> 02:41:53.761 -in the face of danger and death? - -02:41:53.803 --> 02:41:55.512 -Mr. Cotton! - -02:41:55.595 --> 02:41:56.722 -Answer, man! - -02:41:56.765 --> 02:41:58.182 -He's a mute, sir. - -02:41:58.266 --> 02:41:59.976 -Poor devil had his tongue cut out. - -02:42:00.061 --> 02:42:02.101 -So he trained the parrot -to talk for him. - -02:42:02.186 --> 02:42:04.064 -No one's yet figured how. - -02:42:07.274 --> 02:42:08.901 -Mr. Cotton's parrot. - -02:42:09.902 --> 02:42:11.403 -Same question. - -02:42:11.446 --> 02:42:14.198 -- Wind in your sails. -- Wind in your sails. - -02:42:15.326 --> 02:42:17.408 -Mostly, we figure that means "yes." - -02:42:17.451 --> 02:42:18.955 -Of course it does. - -02:42:19.037 --> 02:42:20.037 -Satisfied? - -02:42:20.997 --> 02:42:22.998 -Well, you've proved they're mad! - -02:42:23.083 --> 02:42:24.959 -And what's the benefit for us? - -02:42:35.470 --> 02:42:36.553 -Anamaria! - -02:42:38.473 --> 02:42:40.808 -I suppose you didn't deserve -that one, either. - -02:42:40.892 --> 02:42:42.809 -No, that one I deserved. - -02:42:42.851 --> 02:42:44.603 -You stole my boat! - -02:42:44.646 --> 02:42:45.728 -Actually... - -02:42:47.816 --> 02:42:50.192 -Borrowed. Borrowed, without permission, - -02:42:50.278 --> 02:42:52.860 -but with every intention -of bringing it back to you. - -02:42:52.945 --> 02:42:54.362 -But you didn't! - -02:42:54.446 --> 02:42:55.822 -You'll get another one! - -02:42:57.200 --> 02:42:58.200 -I will! - -02:42:58.285 --> 02:42:59.659 -A better one. - -02:42:59.743 --> 02:43:01.660 -A better one! - -02:43:01.744 --> 02:43:03.330 -- That one! -- What one? - -02:43:06.042 --> 02:43:07.209 -That one? - -02:43:10.671 --> 02:43:12.381 -Aye. That one. - -02:43:12.465 --> 02:43:14.048 -- What say you? -- Aye! - -02:43:14.133 --> 02:43:15.508 -Aye! - -02:43:15.593 --> 02:43:17.593 -Anchors away! - -02:43:17.677 --> 02:43:19.887 -No, no, no, no, no! -It's frightful bad luck - -02:43:19.972 --> 02:43:21.473 -to bring a woman aboard, sir. - -02:43:21.516 --> 02:43:24.183 -It'll be far worse not to have her. - -02:43:57.886 --> 02:44:00.928 -How can we sail to an island -that nobody can find, - -02:44:01.013 --> 02:44:03.473 -with a compass that doesn't work? - -02:44:03.557 --> 02:44:05.517 -Aye, the compass doesn't point north, - -02:44:05.560 --> 02:44:08.393 -but we're not trying -to find north, are we? - -02:44:19.073 --> 02:44:21.449 -We should drop canvas, sir. - -02:44:21.533 --> 02:44:23.575 -She can hold a bit longer. - -02:44:25.787 --> 02:44:29.333 -What's in your head that's put you -in such a fine mood, captain? - -02:44:29.417 --> 02:44:31.417 -We're catching up. - -02:44:46.434 --> 02:44:48.434 -Time to go, poppet. - -02:45:43.991 --> 02:45:48.410 -Dead men tell no tales... - -02:45:50.955 --> 02:45:53.624 -Puts a chill in the bones, -how many honest sailors - -02:45:53.667 --> 02:45:55.500 -have been claimed by this passage. - -02:46:10.975 --> 02:46:13.351 -How is it that Jack -came by that compass? - -02:46:13.394 --> 02:46:16.605 -Not a lot's known about Jack Sparrow -'fore he showed up in Tortuga - -02:46:16.689 --> 02:46:19.358 -with a mind to go after -the treasure of Isla de Muerte. - -02:46:19.443 --> 02:46:20.692 -That was before I met him, - -02:46:20.777 --> 02:46:22.943 -back when he was captain -of the Black Pearl. - -02:46:23.821 --> 02:46:24.822 -What? - -02:46:28.494 --> 02:46:29.952 -He failed to mention that. - -02:46:30.036 --> 02:46:32.287 -He plays things closer to the vest now. - -02:46:32.371 --> 02:46:34.457 -And a hard-learned lesson it was. - -02:46:34.541 --> 02:46:37.418 -Three days out on the venture, -the first mate says, - -02:46:37.502 --> 02:46:40.587 -"Everything's an equal share. -That should mean the location - -02:46:40.671 --> 02:46:44.050 -of the treasure too," -so Jack gives up the bearings. - -02:46:44.218 --> 02:46:46.385 -That night, there was a mutiny. - -02:46:47.428 --> 02:46:50.097 -They marooned Jack on an island -and left him to die. - -02:46:50.182 --> 02:46:52.850 -But not before he'd -gone mad with the heat. - -02:46:54.560 --> 02:46:56.229 -Ah... - -02:46:56.939 --> 02:46:59.358 -So that's the reason for all the... - -02:47:01.400 --> 02:47:03.109 -Reason's got nothing to do with it. - -02:47:04.071 --> 02:47:06.239 -Now, Will, when a pirate's marooned, - -02:47:06.323 --> 02:47:09.075 -he's given a pistol with a single shot. -One shot... - -02:47:09.117 --> 02:47:12.452 -Well, that won't do much good hunting, -nor to be rescued. - -02:47:12.537 --> 02:47:15.748 -But after three weeks -of a starving belly and thirst, - -02:47:15.791 --> 02:47:19.168 -that pistol starts to look -real friendly. - -02:47:19.253 --> 02:47:21.254 -But Jack, he escaped the island, - -02:47:21.338 --> 02:47:22.921 -and still has that single shot. - -02:47:23.005 --> 02:47:25.590 -Oh, he won't use it, though, -save on one man. - -02:47:26.592 --> 02:47:28.635 -His mutinous first mate. - -02:47:28.719 --> 02:47:30.679 -- Barbossa. -- Aye. - -02:47:31.931 --> 02:47:34.892 -- How did Jack get off the island? -- Well, I'll tell ye. - -02:47:34.935 --> 02:47:37.062 -He waded out into the shallows, - -02:47:37.105 --> 02:47:39.688 -and he waited there three days -and three nights, - -02:47:39.773 --> 02:47:43.609 -till all manner of sea creatures -came acclimated to his presence. - -02:47:44.610 --> 02:47:46.153 -And on the fourth morning, - -02:47:46.238 --> 02:47:50.366 -he roped a couple of sea turtles, -lashed them together and made a raft. - -02:47:52.619 --> 02:47:55.035 -- He roped a couple of sea turtles. -- Aye. - -02:47:55.120 --> 02:47:56.414 -Sea turtles! - -02:47:58.667 --> 02:48:00.667 -What did he use for rope? - -02:48:05.632 --> 02:48:07.215 -Human hair. - -02:48:08.217 --> 02:48:09.634 -From my back. - -02:48:10.802 --> 02:48:12.179 -Let go the anchor! - -02:48:12.264 --> 02:48:14.639 -Lower the anchor line! - -02:48:14.724 --> 02:48:17.141 -Young Mr. Turner and I are to go ashore. - -02:48:17.767 --> 02:48:18.895 -Captain. - -02:48:18.979 --> 02:48:20.687 -What if the worst should happen? - -02:48:21.565 --> 02:48:24.066 -- Keep to the code. -- Aye. The code. - -02:48:49.885 --> 02:48:51.051 -Move. - -02:48:51.135 --> 02:48:53.136 -Ten years of hoarding swag! - -02:48:53.179 --> 02:48:55.679 -And now we finally get to spend it! - -02:48:58.518 --> 02:48:59.518 -Oh. - -02:49:03.022 --> 02:49:05.816 -Once we're quit of the curse, -we'll be rich men... - -02:49:06.526 --> 02:49:10.235 -...and you can buy an eye what -actually fits and is made of glass. - -02:49:10.320 --> 02:49:13.240 -This one does splinter -something terrible! - -02:49:13.325 --> 02:49:15.534 -Stop rubbing it! - -02:49:16.660 --> 02:49:17.786 -Oh! - -02:49:35.179 --> 02:49:38.223 -What code is Gibbs to keep to -if the worst should happen? - -02:49:38.265 --> 02:49:40.557 -The pirates' code. - -02:49:40.643 --> 02:49:42.059 -Any man who falls behind... - -02:49:42.102 --> 02:49:44.436 -...is left behind. - -02:49:45.773 --> 02:49:48.066 -No heroes amongst thieves, eh? - -02:49:48.778 --> 02:49:51.861 -You know, for having -such a bleak outlook on pirates, - -02:49:51.904 --> 02:49:54.822 -you're well on your way -to becoming one. - -02:49:55.324 --> 02:49:56.908 -Sprung a man from jail... - -02:49:58.244 --> 02:50:00.744 -...commandeered a ship of the fleet, - -02:50:00.787 --> 02:50:03.331 -sailed with a buccaneer crew -out of Tortuga... - -02:50:05.501 --> 02:50:08.752 -...and you're completely -obsessed with treasure! - -02:50:11.507 --> 02:50:12.632 -That's not true. - -02:50:13.342 --> 02:50:15.092 -I am not obsessed with treasure. - -02:50:22.309 --> 02:50:25.060 -Not all treasure -is silver and gold, mate. - -02:50:25.103 --> 02:50:27.147 -Gentlemen, the time has come! - -02:50:27.231 --> 02:50:28.441 -Hurrah! - -02:50:28.525 --> 02:50:30.650 -Salvation is nigh! - -02:50:30.735 --> 02:50:32.151 -Yeah! - -02:50:32.235 --> 02:50:34.946 -- Our torment is near an end! -- Elizabeth. - -02:50:35.614 --> 02:50:38.491 -For ten years, -we've been tested and tried, - -02:50:38.575 --> 02:50:40.201 -and each man-jack of you here - -02:50:40.286 --> 02:50:43.288 -has proved his mettle 100 times over. - -02:50:43.330 --> 02:50:45.623 -And 100 times again! - -02:50:45.666 --> 02:50:47.750 -Yeah! - -02:50:47.792 --> 02:50:49.377 -Suffered, I have! - -02:50:50.128 --> 02:50:51.963 -Punished, we were, - -02:50:52.006 --> 02:50:53.547 -the lot of us, - -02:50:53.631 --> 02:50:56.967 -disproportionate to our crime! - -02:50:57.053 --> 02:50:58.845 -Right! - -02:50:58.929 --> 02:51:00.137 -Here it is! - -02:51:03.808 --> 02:51:07.437 -The cursed treasure of Cortés himself. - -02:51:09.438 --> 02:51:11.983 -Every last piece that went astray, - -02:51:12.026 --> 02:51:13.777 -we have returned. - -02:51:13.819 --> 02:51:15.527 -Save for this! - -02:51:15.612 --> 02:51:17.030 -- Yeah! -- Jack! - -02:51:17.114 --> 02:51:19.741 -Not yet! - -02:51:19.825 --> 02:51:22.326 -We'll wait for the opportune moment. - -02:51:22.410 --> 02:51:25.161 -...Despairing -of ever finding the lass. - -02:51:25.204 --> 02:51:27.041 -When's that? - -02:51:27.125 --> 02:51:29.834 -When it's of greatest profit to you? - -02:51:29.877 --> 02:51:31.210 -May I ask you something? - -02:51:32.587 --> 02:51:34.922 -Have I ever given you -reason not to trust me? - -02:51:36.300 --> 02:51:37.299 -Do us a favor. - -02:51:37.342 --> 02:51:39.468 -I know it's difficult for you, - -02:51:39.511 --> 02:51:41.553 -but please, stay here, - -02:51:41.638 --> 02:51:44.515 -and try not to do anything stupid. - -02:51:47.185 --> 02:51:49.687 -And who among us -has paid the blood sacrifice - -02:51:49.772 --> 02:51:52.023 -- owed to the heathen gods? -- Aye! - -02:51:52.108 --> 02:51:54.943 -And whose blood must yet be paid? - -02:51:55.027 --> 02:51:56.693 -Hers! - -02:51:58.863 --> 02:52:03.449 -You know the first thing I'm going -to do after the curse is lifted? - -02:52:05.787 --> 02:52:09.206 -Eat a whole bushel of apples! - -02:52:16.965 --> 02:52:18.966 -Begun by blood, - -02:52:19.050 --> 02:52:21.052 -by blood undone. - -02:52:25.514 --> 02:52:26.558 -Sorry, Jack. - -02:52:26.642 --> 02:52:29.183 -I'm not going to be your leverage. - -02:52:38.402 --> 02:52:40.570 -That's it? - -02:52:40.612 --> 02:52:42.282 -Waste not. - -02:53:20.278 --> 02:53:21.612 -Did it work? - -02:53:21.654 --> 02:53:24.531 -- I don't feel no different. -- How do we tell? - -02:53:31.622 --> 02:53:33.123 -You're not dead! - -02:53:34.167 --> 02:53:36.668 -No. - -02:53:36.753 --> 02:53:38.085 -He shot me! - -02:53:38.128 --> 02:53:41.673 -It didn't work! -The curse is still upon us! - -02:53:46.763 --> 02:53:49.224 -You! Maid! Your father, -what was his name? - -02:53:49.308 --> 02:53:51.558 -Was your father William Turner? - -02:53:51.893 --> 02:53:53.142 -No. - -02:53:53.185 --> 02:53:56.688 -Where's his child? The child that sailed -from England eight years ago? - -02:53:56.773 --> 02:53:59.816 -The child in whose veins flows -the blood of William Turner? - -02:53:59.900 --> 02:54:01.151 -Where? - -02:54:07.532 --> 02:54:08.700 -You two! - -02:54:09.825 --> 02:54:11.912 -- You brought us the wrong person! -- Yeah! - -02:54:12.871 --> 02:54:13.871 -No! - -02:54:14.625 --> 02:54:17.333 -She had the medallion! -She's the proper age! - -02:54:17.418 --> 02:54:20.045 -She said her name -was Turner. You heard her! - -02:54:21.923 --> 02:54:24.591 -- I think she lied to us! -- Yeah! - -02:54:25.842 --> 02:54:28.177 -You brought us here for nothing! - -02:54:28.220 --> 02:54:32.348 -I won't take questionin' or second -guesses, not from you, Mr. Twigg! - -02:54:32.391 --> 02:54:36.688 -Who's to blame him? Every decision -you made has led us from bad to worse! - -02:54:38.898 --> 02:54:41.483 -It was you who sent -Bootstrap to the depths! - -02:54:41.526 --> 02:54:42.525 -Yeah! - -02:54:45.320 --> 02:54:47.905 -And it's you who brought us -here in the first place! - -02:54:49.701 --> 02:54:52.368 -If any coward here dare challenge me, -let him speak! - -02:54:54.663 --> 02:54:56.581 -I say, we cut her throat, - -02:54:56.666 --> 02:54:58.291 -and spill all her blood! - -02:54:58.375 --> 02:54:59.376 -Just in case. - -02:54:59.419 --> 02:55:00.876 -- Yeah! -- Yeah! - -02:55:00.961 --> 02:55:03.504 -Yeah! - -02:55:09.469 --> 02:55:10.720 -The medallion! - -02:55:10.762 --> 02:55:12.055 -She's taken it! - -02:55:12.097 --> 02:55:16.601 -Get after her, -you feckless pack of ingrates! - -02:55:22.190 --> 02:55:25.192 -- Where's the oars? -- There's no oars! - -02:55:25.235 --> 02:55:28.071 -The oars have gone missing! -Find them! - -02:55:37.164 --> 02:55:38.915 -You! - -02:55:40.250 --> 02:55:41.918 -You're supposed to be dead! - -02:55:41.961 --> 02:55:43.295 -Am I not? - -02:55:45.255 --> 02:55:46.255 -Oh. - -02:55:53.347 --> 02:55:54.804 -Puh-la-lem. - -02:55:56.185 --> 02:55:58.435 -Puh-la-lie-lay-lool. - -02:56:01.022 --> 02:56:02.646 -Pah-lee-nee... - -02:56:02.731 --> 02:56:05.483 -...parsnip... par-sley... - -02:56:05.568 --> 02:56:07.568 -...par... partner, pardoner... - -02:56:07.611 --> 02:56:08.610 -Parley? - -02:56:08.694 --> 02:56:10.529 -That's the one! Parley! - -02:56:11.281 --> 02:56:12.282 -Parley! - -02:56:12.325 --> 02:56:13.617 -Parley?! - -02:56:14.868 --> 02:56:18.663 -Damn to the depths whatever -muttonhead thought up parley! - -02:56:20.290 --> 02:56:22.583 -That would be the French. - -02:56:34.388 --> 02:56:35.597 -Not more pirates! - -02:56:35.640 --> 02:56:37.681 -Welcome aboard, Miss Elizabeth. - -02:56:38.643 --> 02:56:39.849 -Mr. Gibbs? - -02:56:40.560 --> 02:56:41.852 -Hey, boy, where be Jack? - -02:56:42.979 --> 02:56:45.482 -Jack? Jack Sparrow? - -02:56:46.732 --> 02:56:48.234 -He fell behind. - -02:56:55.783 --> 02:56:57.327 -Keep to the code! - -02:56:58.578 --> 02:57:01.371 -- Weigh anchor! -- Hoist the sails! - -02:57:01.455 --> 02:57:03.124 -Split-quick, you dibbies! - -02:57:09.338 --> 02:57:12.383 -How the blazes -did you get off that island? - -02:57:13.760 --> 02:57:17.220 -When you marooned me on -that godforsaken spit of land, - -02:57:17.304 --> 02:57:19.683 -you forgot one -very important thing, mate. - -02:57:21.267 --> 02:57:23.685 -I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. - -02:57:23.727 --> 02:57:27.356 -Ah, well, I won't be -making that mistake... - -02:57:27.399 --> 02:57:28.608 -...again. - -02:57:29.401 --> 02:57:32.861 -Gents, you all remember -Captain Jack Sparrow? - -02:57:32.945 --> 02:57:34.154 -Aye. - -02:57:34.907 --> 02:57:35.907 -Kill him. - -02:57:37.075 --> 02:57:39.742 -The girl's blood didn't work, did it? - -02:57:42.414 --> 02:57:43.580 -Hold your fire! - -02:57:50.212 --> 02:57:52.756 -You know whose blood we need? - -02:57:54.468 --> 02:57:56.342 -I know whose blood you need. - -02:58:03.477 --> 02:58:06.059 -What sort of a man -trades a man's life for a ship? - -02:58:06.144 --> 02:58:07.396 -A pirate. - -02:58:08.563 --> 02:58:09.900 -Here. - -02:58:09.984 --> 02:58:11.692 -Let me. - -02:58:11.735 --> 02:58:13.236 -Thank you. - -02:58:14.613 --> 02:58:17.197 -You said you gave Barbossa -my name as yours. - -02:58:19.075 --> 02:58:20.075 -Why? - -02:58:23.412 --> 02:58:24.703 +00:11:51.502 --> 00:11:53.379 +S.O.S.? I don't know. -02:58:26.666 --> 02:58:28.876 -I'm sorry. A blacksmith's hands. +00:11:53.463 --> 00:11:55.386 +Human? -02:58:28.919 --> 02:58:33.506 -- I know they're rough. -- No... I mean, yes, they are, but... +00:11:55.506 --> 00:11:58.350 +U n kn own . [ Brett] +Well, so what? -02:58:35.966 --> 02:58:37.759 -But don't stop. +00:11:58.426 --> 00:12:00.554 +[ Kane] We are obligated +under section eight- -02:58:46.268 --> 02:58:47.685 -Elizabeth! +00:12:00.637 --> 00:12:02.935 +I hate to bring this up, +but, uh, -02:59:03.620 --> 02:59:04.954 -It's yours. +00:12:03.014 --> 00:12:05.358 +this is a commercial ship, +not a rescue ship. -02:59:09.375 --> 02:59:12.795 -I thought I'd lost it -the day they rescued me. +00:12:05.475 --> 00:12:08.900 +Right. And it's not in my +contract to do this kind of duty. -02:59:12.837 --> 02:59:14.295 -It was a gift from my father. +00:12:09.020 --> 00:12:12.900 +And what about the money? If you wanna give +me some money, I'll be happy to oblige. -02:59:14.338 --> 02:59:16.465 -He sent it to me. +00:12:13.024 --> 00:12:15.322 +The man's right. Let's go +over the bonus situation. -02:59:22.138 --> 02:59:23.680 -Why did you take it? +00:12:15.401 --> 00:12:19.326 +- I'm sorry. Can I say something? +- Let's talk about the bonus more. -02:59:25.808 --> 02:59:28.560 -Because I was afraid -that you were a pirate. +00:12:19.405 --> 00:12:22.033 +There is a clause in the contract +which specifically states... -02:59:30.145 --> 02:59:31.938 -That would've been awful. +00:12:22.116 --> 00:12:25.290 +any systematized transmission indicating +a possible intelligent origin... -02:59:35.401 --> 02:59:37.193 -It wasn't your blood they needed. +00:12:25.411 --> 00:12:27.038 +must be investigated. +I don't wanna hear it. -02:59:39.989 --> 02:59:42.241 -It was my father's blood. +00:12:27.163 --> 00:12:29.336 +We don't know if it's intelligent. +I wanna go home and party. -02:59:44.702 --> 02:59:47.287 -My blood. +00:12:29.415 --> 00:12:31.713 +Parker, will you +just listen to the man? -02:59:52.210 --> 02:59:53.585 -The blood of a pirate. +00:12:33.920 --> 00:12:38.426 +On penalty of total forfeiture +of shares. No money. -02:59:53.669 --> 02:59:55.795 -Will, I'm so sorry. -Please forgive me. +00:12:39.926 --> 00:12:41.473 +You got that? -03:00:09.144 --> 03:00:12.770 -So you expect to leave me standin' on -some beach, with nothing but a name +00:12:41.552 --> 00:12:45.307 +- [ Chuckling] Well, yeah. +- All right, we're going in. -03:00:12.855 --> 03:00:18.192 -and your word it's the one I need, -and watch you sail away in my ship? +00:12:45.390 --> 00:12:47.313 +Yeah. We're goin' in, aren't we? -03:00:18.277 --> 03:00:19.444 -No. +00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:58.035 +[ Lambert Over Radio] +Approaching orbital apogee. -03:00:19.528 --> 03:00:23.656 -I expect to leave you standing on some -beach with absolutely no name at all, +00:12:58.111 --> 00:13:01.035 +Mark 12, 11- -03:00:23.699 --> 03:00:25.784 -watching me sail away on my ship, +00:13:01.114 --> 00:13:03.537 +Equatorial orbit nailed. -03:00:25.869 --> 03:00:28.745 -and then I'll shout -the name back to you. +00:13:03.616 --> 00:13:06.916 +[ Lambert ] Nine, eight +seconds on descent. -03:00:28.829 --> 03:00:30.163 -Savvy? +00:13:06.995 --> 00:13:10.215 +[ Kane] Grids energized. Fields focused. +Five. Four- -03:00:30.205 --> 03:00:33.249 -That still leaves the problem -of me standing on some beach, +00:13:10.290 --> 00:13:13.464 +[ Dallas, indistinct] -03:00:33.334 --> 03:00:37.170 -with naught but a name and your word -it's the one I need. +00:13:18.631 --> 00:13:21.726 +- D.O.R.'s on line. +- How's the status on the lifters? -03:00:38.212 --> 03:00:39.547 -Of the two of us, +00:13:21.801 --> 00:13:24.304 +Give me an A.C. +pressure reading. -03:00:39.632 --> 03:00:43.426 -I am the only one who -hasn't committed mutiny. +00:13:30.810 --> 00:13:33.609 +Forty-eight seconds +and counting. -03:00:43.510 --> 03:00:47.512 -Therefore, my word is -the one we'll be trusting. +00:13:33.688 --> 00:13:36.237 +[ Ripley Over Radio] +SR-1 stable. -03:00:47.555 --> 03:00:49.308 -Although... +00:13:36.316 --> 00:13:38.819 +Prepare to disengage +from platform. -03:00:49.392 --> 03:00:52.018 -I suppose I should be thanking you -because, in fact, +00:13:38.901 --> 00:13:43.748 +[ Lambert ] Mark, 20 seconds. +Eighteen, 17- -03:00:52.061 --> 03:00:54.353 -if you hadn't betrayed me -and left me to die, +00:13:43.823 --> 00:13:48.078 +Twelve, 11, 10, -03:00:55.396 --> 03:00:59.693 -I would have an equal share -in that curse, same as you. +00:13:48.161 --> 00:13:50.755 +nine, eight, seven, -03:00:59.736 --> 03:01:01.110 -Funny ol' world, isn't it? +00:13:50.830 --> 00:13:54.585 +six, five, four, -03:01:01.194 --> 03:01:02.527 -Hm. +00:13:54.667 --> 00:13:58.092 +three, two, one, lock. -03:01:05.115 --> 03:01:07.616 -Captain! We're coming up -on the Interceptor. +00:13:58.171 --> 00:14:00.014 +Disengage. -03:01:20.756 --> 03:01:22.798 -I'm having a thought here, Barbossa. +00:14:05.178 --> 00:14:07.522 +[ Ripley] +Umbilicus clear. -03:01:23.466 --> 03:01:25.258 -What say we run up a flag of truce, +00:14:11.684 --> 00:14:14.904 +Money's safe. +Let's take her down. -03:01:25.343 --> 03:01:27.136 -I scurry over to the Interceptor, +00:14:16.856 --> 00:14:21.783 +[ Parker] +Nine, eight, seven- -03:01:27.220 --> 03:01:30.682 -and I negotiate the return of your -medallion. What say you to that? +00:14:21.861 --> 00:14:24.614 +[ Kane ] +Roll 92 degrees port yaw. -03:01:31.642 --> 03:01:35.144 -You see, Jack, that's exactly -the attitude that lost you the Pearl. +00:14:24.697 --> 00:14:26.620 +[ Ripley ] +Prime to port. -03:01:35.229 --> 03:01:38.147 -People are easier to search -when they're dead. +00:14:47.428 --> 00:14:50.307 +[ Ripley ] Prime ventral. +Prime dorsal. -03:01:39.190 --> 03:01:40.525 -Lock him in the brig. +00:14:50.390 --> 00:14:51.812 +[ Kane ] +Down a degree. -03:01:52.787 --> 03:01:55.246 -Hands aloft to loose ta'gallants! +00:14:56.562 --> 00:14:57.484 +[Lambert] +39, 000 meters. -03:01:55.288 --> 03:01:58.583 -With this wind dead astern, -she'll carry every sail we've got. +00:14:58.940 --> 00:15:01.193 +[ Dallas Over Radio, +indistinct ] -03:01:58.626 --> 03:02:01.086 -- What's happening? -- The Black Pearl! +00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:08.624 +[ Ripley ] +Turbulence. -03:02:01.129 --> 03:02:02.336 -She's gaining on us! +00:15:08.699 --> 00:15:10.952 +[ Voices Over Radio +Continue ] -03:02:06.927 --> 03:02:09.303 -This is the fastest ship -in the Caribbean! +00:15:15.456 --> 00:15:18.710 +Locked and floating. You can drop +us anytime now. We'll catch you. -03:02:09.388 --> 03:02:12.140 -You can tell them that -after they've caught us! +00:15:18.793 --> 00:15:23.640 +Inertial damping's going off. Hold on, people. +There's gonna be a little bump. -03:02:12.182 --> 03:02:14.099 -We're shallower on the draft, right? +00:15:28.052 --> 00:15:30.054 +[ Metal Creaking Loudly] -03:02:14.142 --> 03:02:15.143 -Aye. +00:15:30.138 --> 00:15:32.561 +What the hell was that? -03:02:15.227 --> 03:02:17.309 -Can't we lose them amongst those shoals? +00:15:32.640 --> 00:15:35.109 +Pressure drop in intake three. +Must've lost a shield. -03:02:18.772 --> 03:02:20.480 -We don't have to outrun 'em long. +00:15:35.184 --> 00:15:36.936 +Let's go with it. -03:02:20.523 --> 03:02:21.817 -Just long enough. +00:15:38.229 --> 00:15:40.402 +[ Voices Over Radio +Continue ] -03:02:21.860 --> 03:02:23.150 -Lighten the ship! +00:15:43.317 --> 00:15:46.821 +[ Grunts ] +Dropping off now. -03:02:23.234 --> 03:02:24.401 -Stem to stern! +00:15:49.157 --> 00:15:51.159 +Still dropping. -03:02:24.485 --> 03:02:27.572 -Anything we can afford to lose, -see that it's lost! +00:15:52.869 --> 00:15:54.837 +Here we are. +We've got it. -03:02:36.998 --> 03:02:39.000 -Apparently, there's a leak. +00:15:54.912 --> 00:15:57.756 +Take her down. -03:02:53.681 --> 03:02:56.851 -Haul on the main brace! -Make ready the guns! +00:16:03.671 --> 00:16:05.799 +Navigation lights on. -03:02:56.894 --> 03:02:59.102 -And run out the sweeps. +00:16:13.389 --> 00:16:17.439 +[ Ash ] We've got 5-3 still out. +No problem. Just down 11%. -03:03:27.339 --> 03:03:29.007 -We're gonna need that. +00:16:17.518 --> 00:16:20.112 +Grid status okay. -03:03:37.684 --> 03:03:40.477 -It was a good plan, up till now. +00:16:39.207 --> 00:16:41.130 +[ Lambert ] +Nine, -03:03:40.562 --> 03:03:42.020 -Gibbs! +00:16:41.209 --> 00:16:44.634 +eight, seven, six, -03:03:42.063 --> 03:03:43.480 -We have to make a stand. +00:16:44.712 --> 00:16:48.808 +five, four, three, -03:03:43.564 --> 03:03:44.982 -We must fight! +00:16:48.883 --> 00:16:50.806 +two, one. -03:03:45.900 --> 03:03:48.026 -- Load the guns! -- With what? +00:16:50.885 --> 00:16:52.887 +Kill drive engines. -03:03:48.070 --> 03:03:49.820 -Anything! Everything! +00:17:04.148 --> 00:17:06.822 +[ Alarm BIaring] -03:03:49.904 --> 03:03:51.613 -Anything we have left! +00:17:11.739 --> 00:17:13.662 +What the hell happened? -03:03:53.659 --> 03:03:55.617 -Load the guns! +00:17:13.783 --> 00:17:18.334 +[Alarm B/ar/ng ] Somebody +give me a straight answer! -03:03:55.701 --> 03:03:57.410 -Case shot and langrage! +00:17:18.412 --> 00:17:22.417 +- Is the hull breached? +- I don't see anything. We've still got pressure. -03:03:57.495 --> 03:03:59.079 -Nails and crushed glass! +00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:26.095 +- Hit the screen. +- Right. -03:04:01.623 --> 03:04:02.792 -With a will! +00:17:26.170 --> 00:17:28.764 +[ Wind Howling] -03:04:24.104 --> 03:04:26.940 -The Pearl's gonna luff up -on our port quarter! +00:17:33.094 --> 00:17:37.099 +[ Parker Over Radio] +Secondary load sharing unit... -03:04:27.024 --> 03:04:29.609 -She'll rake us without ever -presenting a target! +00:17:37.181 --> 00:17:39.104 +is out. -03:04:29.651 --> 03:04:31.736 -Lower the anchor on the right side. +00:17:39.183 --> 00:17:42.312 +Three to four cells +are gone. -03:04:32.320 --> 03:04:33.738 -On the starboard side! +00:17:44.772 --> 00:17:47.776 +Is that it? +No, hold on. -03:04:34.783 --> 03:04:37.910 -- It has the element of surprise. -- You're daft, lady! +00:17:47.858 --> 00:17:51.158 +We can't fix it out here anyway, +and we need to reroute... -03:04:37.953 --> 03:04:38.952 -You both are! +00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:54.783 +a couple of these ducts, wouldn't +you say, Brett? Dry dock “me. -03:04:39.035 --> 03:04:40.453 -Daft like Jack! +00:17:54.865 --> 00:17:57.209 +Dry dock. +Tell her we need to dry-dock. -03:04:41.164 --> 03:04:42.664 -Lower the starboard anchor! +00:17:57.285 --> 00:17:59.208 +Look, we couldn't fix it +out here anyway. -03:04:43.292 --> 03:04:46.834 -Do it, you gobs, or it's you -we'll load into the cannons! +00:17:59.287 --> 00:18:01.210 +We gotta reroute +all these ducts, -03:04:46.918 --> 03:04:48.461 -Aye! +00:18:01.289 --> 00:18:03.917 +and in order to do that +we've got to dry-dock. -03:05:05.313 --> 03:05:06.563 -Let go! +00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:06.253 +[ Sighs ] +What else? -03:05:13.155 --> 03:05:14.821 -They're club haulin'! +00:18:06.335 --> 00:18:08.258 +[ Parker Over Radio] +Some fragments kicked up, -03:05:14.906 --> 03:05:17.656 -Hard a port! -Rack the starboard oars! +00:18:08.337 --> 00:18:10.715 +and we've got to clean it all +out and repressurize it. -03:05:17.741 --> 03:05:19.492 -Hard a port! +00:18:10.798 --> 00:18:13.176 +[ Ripley Over Radio ] How +long before we're functional? -03:05:30.879 --> 03:05:32.130 -Keep her steady, man. +00:18:13.301 --> 00:18:17.727 +Look, what is- What- +it's 17 hours, tell her. -03:05:39.179 --> 03:05:40.179 -Now! - -03:05:40.263 --> 03:05:42.557 -Fire! - -03:05:52.317 --> 03:05:54.318 -Stop blowing holes in my ship! - -03:06:40.907 --> 03:06:43.076 -We could use a few more ideas, lass! - -03:06:43.160 --> 03:06:44.743 -It's your turn! - -03:06:44.786 --> 03:06:46.578 -We need us a devil's dowry! - -03:06:46.621 --> 03:06:47.954 -We'll give them her! - -03:06:48.958 --> 03:06:50.457 -She's not what they're after. - -03:06:53.044 --> 03:06:54.378 -The medallion! - -03:07:16.483 --> 03:07:19.069 -Strike your colors, -you bloomin' cockroaches! - -03:07:19.112 --> 03:07:21.864 -Hands, grapnels, at the ready! - -03:07:21.948 --> 03:07:23.783 -Prepare to board! - -03:07:31.416 --> 03:07:32.622 -Ahh! - -03:07:58.109 --> 03:08:00.943 -Pistols and cutlasses, men! - -03:08:00.986 --> 03:08:03.280 -Koehler and Twigg -to the powder magazine! - -03:08:03.323 --> 03:08:06.658 -And the rest of you, -bring me the medallion! - -03:08:16.211 --> 03:08:18.630 -Hey! Hey! - -03:08:34.438 --> 03:08:37.065 -Hey! Below! - -03:08:56.876 --> 03:08:58.377 -Thanks very much. - -03:09:01.713 --> 03:09:03.299 -Ha-haa! - -03:09:07.679 --> 03:09:10.304 -Whoa! - -03:09:11.767 --> 03:09:12.766 -Jack! - -03:09:14.144 --> 03:09:15.935 -Bloody empty! - -03:09:31.868 --> 03:09:33.746 -That's not very nice. - -03:09:38.376 --> 03:09:39.584 -Where is the medallion? - -03:09:39.626 --> 03:09:40.712 -Wretch! - -03:09:42.463 --> 03:09:43.672 -Ah... - -03:09:43.756 --> 03:09:45.089 -Where is dear William? - -03:09:47.301 --> 03:09:48.551 -Will! - -03:09:50.762 --> 03:09:52.972 -- Will! -- Elizabeth! - -03:09:55.936 --> 03:09:57.060 -Monkey! - -03:10:03.735 --> 03:10:05.569 -I can't move it! - -03:10:06.945 --> 03:10:07.945 -Will! - -03:10:07.988 --> 03:10:09.114 -Elizabeth! - -03:10:09.156 --> 03:10:10.239 -Will! - -03:10:21.336 --> 03:10:23.461 -Why, thank you, Jack. - -03:10:23.545 --> 03:10:25.171 -You're welcome. - -03:10:25.255 --> 03:10:27.842 -Not you. We named the monkey Jack. - -03:10:29.051 --> 03:10:31.969 -Gents! Our hope is restored! - -03:10:32.054 --> 03:10:33.472 -Yeah! - -03:11:08.006 --> 03:11:12.009 -Any of you so much -as thinks the word parley, - -03:11:12.094 --> 03:11:14.845 -I'll have your guts for garters! - -03:11:22.729 --> 03:11:24.146 -Will! - -03:11:24.189 --> 03:11:26.190 -Stop it! Stop it! - -03:11:27.067 --> 03:11:29.025 -Welcome back, miss. - -03:11:29.110 --> 03:11:31.861 -You took advantage of -our hospitality last time. - -03:11:31.904 --> 03:11:35.242 -It holds fair now -that you return the favor! - -03:11:35.660 --> 03:11:38.536 -No! No! - -03:11:41.206 --> 03:11:42.291 -Barbossa! - -03:11:44.251 --> 03:11:45.252 -Will. - -03:11:48.046 --> 03:11:49.046 -She goes free! - -03:11:50.172 --> 03:11:51.883 -What's in your head, boy? - -03:11:53.260 --> 03:11:54.552 -She goes free. - -03:11:55.220 --> 03:11:58.265 -You've only got one shot, -and we can't die. - -03:11:58.349 --> 03:12:00.349 -Don't do anything stupid! - -03:12:03.313 --> 03:12:04.562 -You can't. - -03:12:04.646 --> 03:12:06.062 -I can. - -03:12:07.775 --> 03:12:09.399 -Like that. - -03:12:10.446 --> 03:12:11.736 -Who are you? - -03:12:11.778 --> 03:12:13.280 -No one! He's no one! - -03:12:14.031 --> 03:12:17.033 -A distant cousin of my aunt's -nephew, twice removed. - -03:12:17.075 --> 03:12:19.577 -- Lovely singing voice, though. -- Eunuch! - -03:12:19.619 --> 03:12:21.286 -My name is Will Turner! - -03:12:21.370 --> 03:12:24.081 -My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. - -03:12:24.124 --> 03:12:26.084 -His blood runs in my veins. - -03:12:26.794 --> 03:12:29.086 -It's the spitting image -of ol' Bootstrap Bill, - -03:12:29.171 --> 03:12:30.962 -come back to haunt us! - -03:12:31.047 --> 03:12:33.050 -On my word, do as I say, - -03:12:33.092 --> 03:12:34.967 -or I'll pull this trigger, - -03:12:35.052 --> 03:12:37.260 -and be lost to Davy Jones' locker! - -03:12:38.304 --> 03:12:40.598 -Name your terms, Mr. Turner. - -03:12:40.640 --> 03:12:41.807 -Elizabeth goes free! - -03:12:41.893 --> 03:12:43.517 -Yes, we know that one. - -03:12:43.602 --> 03:12:44.602 -Anything else? - -03:12:47.271 --> 03:12:48.565 -And the crew! - -03:12:48.608 --> 03:12:50.566 -The crew are not to be harmed! - -03:12:55.323 --> 03:12:57.113 -Agreed. - -03:13:03.329 --> 03:13:06.791 -Go on, poppet. Walk the plank. - -03:13:16.301 --> 03:13:17.969 -Barbossa, you lying bastard! - -03:13:18.053 --> 03:13:20.638 -You swore she'd go free! - -03:13:20.722 --> 03:13:22.974 -Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! - -03:13:23.058 --> 03:13:24.724 -I agreed she'd go free. - -03:13:24.809 --> 03:13:27.812 -It was you who failed to specify -when or where. - -03:13:33.527 --> 03:13:37.488 -Though it does seem a shame to lose -something so fine, don't it, lads? - -03:13:37.531 --> 03:13:38.531 -Aye. - -03:13:39.533 --> 03:13:42.701 -So I'll be havin' that dress -back before you go. - -03:13:47.039 --> 03:13:49.167 -I always liked you. - -03:13:52.170 --> 03:13:54.505 -Goes with your black heart! - -03:13:55.090 --> 03:13:57.257 -Mm. It's still warm. - -03:14:00.636 --> 03:14:02.680 -Off you go! - -03:14:02.763 --> 03:14:04.098 -Come on! - -03:14:07.727 --> 03:14:08.893 -Too long! - -03:14:20.031 --> 03:14:22.532 -I really rather hoped -we were past all this. - -03:14:24.119 --> 03:14:25.535 -Jack. - -03:14:25.578 --> 03:14:26.663 -Jack! - -03:14:28.414 --> 03:14:29.874 -Did ya not notice? - -03:14:29.958 --> 03:14:34.210 -That be the same island we made you -governor of on our last little trip. - -03:14:35.504 --> 03:14:37.172 -I did notice. - -03:14:37.214 --> 03:14:41.384 -Perhaps you'll be able to conjure up -another miraculous escape, - -03:14:41.427 --> 03:14:43.053 -but I doubt it. - -03:14:45.890 --> 03:14:47.432 -Off you go. - -03:14:48.434 --> 03:14:51.060 -Last time you left me -a pistol with one shot. - -03:14:51.145 --> 03:14:52.729 -By the powers, you're right! - -03:14:52.812 --> 03:14:54.941 -Where be Jack's pistol? - -03:14:55.025 --> 03:14:56.192 -Bring it forward. - -03:14:59.362 --> 03:15:02.156 -Seeing as there's two of us, -a gentleman... - -03:15:02.865 --> 03:15:04.658 -...would give us a pair of pistols. - -03:15:04.743 --> 03:15:06.451 -It'll be one pistol, as before, - -03:15:06.535 --> 03:15:09.328 -and you can be the gentleman -and shoot the lady, - -03:15:09.412 --> 03:15:11.248 -and starve to death yourself! - -03:15:35.606 --> 03:15:39.150 -That's the second time I've had to watch -that man sail away with my ship. - -03:15:41.613 --> 03:15:44.280 -You were marooned on this island -before, weren't you? - -03:15:44.364 --> 03:15:45.950 -We can escape the same way! - -03:15:45.992 --> 03:15:48.118 -To what point and purpose, young missy? - -03:15:48.870 --> 03:15:50.620 -The Black Pearl is gone, - -03:15:50.663 --> 03:15:54.123 -and unless you have a rudder and -a lot of sails hidden in that bodice... - -03:15:54.208 --> 03:15:56.626 -Unlikely... - -03:15:56.669 --> 03:15:59.628 -Young Mr. Turner will be dead -long before you can reach him. - -03:16:02.299 --> 03:16:04.634 -But you're Captain Jack Sparrow! - -03:16:04.677 --> 03:16:09.097 -You vanished from under the eyes of -seven agents of the East India Company! - -03:16:09.139 --> 03:16:11.892 -You sacked Nassau Port -without even firing a shot! - -03:16:11.977 --> 03:16:14.227 -Are you the pirate -I've read about or not? - -03:16:16.772 --> 03:16:18.273 -How did you escape last time? - -03:16:25.114 --> 03:16:26.989 -Last time... - -03:16:27.031 --> 03:16:29.825 -...I was here a grand total -of three days, all right? - -03:16:30.828 --> 03:16:31.828 -Last time... - -03:16:33.872 --> 03:16:37.166 -...the rum runners used this island -as a cache. - -03:16:37.209 --> 03:16:39.668 -They came by and I was able -to barter passage off. - -03:16:39.752 --> 03:16:41.505 -From the looks of things, - -03:16:41.590 --> 03:16:43.798 -they've long been out of business. - -03:16:43.841 --> 03:16:48.970 -You probably have your bloody friend -Norrington to thank for that. - -03:16:49.013 --> 03:16:50.554 -So that's it then? - -03:16:51.848 --> 03:16:55.685 -That's the secret, grand adventure -of the infamous Jack Sparrow! - -03:16:56.688 --> 03:16:58.479 -You spent three days, - -03:16:58.522 --> 03:17:00.857 -lying on a beach, drinking rum. - -03:17:03.236 --> 03:17:07.029 -Welcome to the Caribbean, love. - -03:17:15.080 --> 03:17:17.247 -♪ We're devils -We're black sheep - -03:17:17.332 --> 03:17:18.499 -♪ We're really bad eggs - -03:17:18.542 --> 03:17:21.168 -♪ Drink up, me hearties -Yo ho - -03:17:21.211 --> 03:17:25.172 -♪ Yo ho, yo ho -A pirate's life for me - -03:17:25.214 --> 03:17:27.050 -I love this song! - -03:17:30.053 --> 03:17:32.220 -Really bad eggs! - -03:17:33.641 --> 03:17:35.642 -Ooh... - -03:17:37.100 --> 03:17:39.102 -When I get the Pearl back, - -03:17:39.186 --> 03:17:41.688 -I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, - -03:17:41.731 --> 03:17:43.274 -and we'll sing it all the time! - -03:17:43.359 --> 03:17:47.152 -And you will be positively the most -fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main! - -03:17:47.236 --> 03:17:49.071 -Not just the Spanish Main, love. - -03:17:50.115 --> 03:17:51.823 -The entire ocean! - -03:17:51.908 --> 03:17:53.660 -The entire world! - -03:17:54.577 --> 03:17:56.578 -Wherever we want to go, we go. - -03:17:56.621 --> 03:17:58.205 -That's what a ship is, you know. - -03:17:58.247 --> 03:18:01.084 -It's not just a keel and a hull -and a deck and sails. - -03:18:01.168 --> 03:18:02.669 -That's what a ship needs. - -03:18:02.753 --> 03:18:04.754 -But what a ship is... - -03:18:06.131 --> 03:18:09.091 -What the Black Pearl really is... - -03:18:10.552 --> 03:18:13.804 -...is freedom. - -03:18:14.805 --> 03:18:15.890 -Jack... - -03:18:15.933 --> 03:18:20.687 -It must be really terrible for you -to be trapped on this island. - -03:18:21.478 --> 03:18:22.689 -Oh, yes. - -03:18:22.773 --> 03:18:25.609 -But the company is... - -03:18:25.652 --> 03:18:28.444 -...infinitely better than last time, -and the... - -03:18:30.238 --> 03:18:33.949 -...scenery has definitely improved. -- Mr. Sparrow! - -03:18:33.991 --> 03:18:38.037 -I'm not entirely sure I've had -enough rum to allow that kind of talk. - -03:18:39.664 --> 03:18:41.457 -I know exactly what you mean, love. - -03:18:48.965 --> 03:18:50.509 -To freedom! - -03:18:53.261 --> 03:18:54.803 -To the Black Pearl. - -03:19:11.404 --> 03:19:14.448 -Hm? - -03:19:24.333 --> 03:19:25.419 -No! - -03:19:25.503 --> 03:19:28.296 -Not good! Stop! - -03:19:28.337 --> 03:19:29.546 -Not good! - -03:19:29.630 --> 03:19:30.630 -What are you doing? - -03:19:30.673 --> 03:19:32.759 -You've burned all the food, the shade... - -03:19:32.843 --> 03:19:35.094 -...the rum! -- Yes, the rum is gone. - -03:19:35.179 --> 03:19:36.427 -Why is the rum gone? - -03:19:36.887 --> 03:19:38.763 -One, because it is a vile drink - -03:19:38.847 --> 03:19:41.768 -that turns even the most respectable -men into scoundrels. - -03:19:41.852 --> 03:19:44.937 -Two, that signal -is over 1,000 feet high. - -03:19:45.022 --> 03:19:47.230 -The entire Royal Navy -is out looking for me. - -03:19:47.315 --> 03:19:49.691 -Do you think there is even -the slightest chance - -03:19:49.734 --> 03:19:50.901 -they won't see it? - -03:19:50.985 --> 03:19:52.818 -But why is the rum gone? - -03:19:53.905 --> 03:19:55.363 -Just wait, Captain Sparrow. - -03:19:55.406 --> 03:19:57.201 -You give it one hour, maybe two, - -03:19:57.285 --> 03:20:02.203 -keep a weather eye open, and you -will see white sails on that horizon. - -03:20:07.710 --> 03:20:10.712 -"Must've been terrible for you -to be trapped here, Jack." - -03:20:10.755 --> 03:20:13.840 -"Must've been terrible for you..." -Well, it bloody is now! - -03:20:21.223 --> 03:20:23.474 -There'll be no -living with her after this. - -03:20:24.476 --> 03:20:28.062 -- We've got to save Will! -- No! You're safe now. - -03:20:28.146 --> 03:20:30.232 -We will return to -Port Royal immediately, - -03:20:30.316 --> 03:20:32.276 -not go gallivanting after pirates! - -03:20:32.361 --> 03:20:34.278 -Then we condemn him to death! - -03:20:35.364 --> 03:20:38.072 -The boy's fate is regrettable... - -03:20:38.156 --> 03:20:40.742 -...but then, so was his decision -to engage in piracy. - -03:20:40.827 --> 03:20:44.079 -To rescue me! To prevent anything -from happening to me! - -03:20:44.163 --> 03:20:48.000 -If I may be so bold as to interject -my professional opinion, - -03:20:48.085 --> 03:20:51.253 -the Pearl was listing -near to scuppers after the battle. - -03:20:51.295 --> 03:20:54.213 -It's very unlikely she'd be able -to make good time. - -03:20:54.256 --> 03:20:55.590 -Think about it. - -03:20:55.675 --> 03:20:57.884 -The Black Pearl. - -03:20:57.927 --> 03:21:02.430 -The last real pirate threat -in the Caribbean, mate. - -03:21:02.473 --> 03:21:04.433 -How can you pass that up? - -03:21:06.602 --> 03:21:09.437 -By remembering that I serve others, -Mr. Sparrow, - -03:21:09.480 --> 03:21:11.982 -- not only myself. -- Commodore, I beg you! - -03:21:12.067 --> 03:21:13.065 -Please do this! - -03:21:13.108 --> 03:21:14.733 -For me! - -03:21:14.776 --> 03:21:16.945 -As a wedding gift. - -03:21:17.028 --> 03:21:18.195 -Elizabeth? - -03:21:19.282 --> 03:21:21.825 -Are you accepting -the commodore's proposal? - -03:21:24.244 --> 03:21:25.287 -I am. - -03:21:26.122 --> 03:21:27.789 -A wedding! I love weddings! - -03:21:27.874 --> 03:21:29.624 -Drinks all around! - -03:21:31.918 --> 03:21:34.671 -I know. "Clap him in irons," right? - -03:21:37.217 --> 03:21:38.382 -Mr. Sparrow... - -03:21:39.719 --> 03:21:42.053 -...you will accompany -these fine men to the helm - -03:21:42.139 --> 03:21:44.639 -and provide us with a bearing -to Isla de Muerta. - -03:21:44.682 --> 03:21:48.602 -You'll then spend the rest of the voyage -contemplating all possible meanings - -03:21:48.644 --> 03:21:51.145 -of the phrase "silent as the grave." - -03:21:51.187 --> 03:21:52.770 -Do I make myself clear? - -03:21:52.813 --> 03:21:54.901 -Inescapably clear. - -03:21:58.905 --> 03:22:01.156 -Shiver me timbers! - -03:22:01.948 --> 03:22:03.575 -Cotton says you missed a bit. - -03:22:08.579 --> 03:22:09.955 -You knew William Turner? - -03:22:11.834 --> 03:22:13.919 -Old Bootstrap Bill. - -03:22:14.003 --> 03:22:15.003 -We knew him. - -03:22:16.004 --> 03:22:20.007 -Never sat well with Bootstrap, -what we did to Jack Sparrow, - -03:22:20.050 --> 03:22:22.135 -the mutiny and all. - -03:22:22.718 --> 03:22:24.721 -He said it wasn't right with the code. - -03:22:25.805 --> 03:22:28.975 -That's why he sent off a piece -of the treasure to you, as it were. - -03:22:29.018 --> 03:22:32.645 -He said we deserved to be cursed... - -03:22:34.232 --> 03:22:36.316 -...and remain cursed. - -03:22:36.359 --> 03:22:37.399 -Stupid blighter! - -03:22:37.484 --> 03:22:39.317 -Good man. - -03:22:39.361 --> 03:22:44.616 -But, as you can imagine, that -didn't sit too well with the captain. - -03:22:44.699 --> 03:22:47.953 -That didn't sit too well -with the captain at all! - -03:22:48.037 --> 03:22:51.664 -- Tell him what Barbossa did. -- I'm telling the story! - -03:22:54.209 --> 03:22:58.294 -So... what the captain did... - -03:22:58.379 --> 03:23:00.965 -...he strapped a cannon -to Bootstrap's bootstraps. - -03:23:01.049 --> 03:23:02.550 -Bootstrap's bootstraps. - -03:23:02.593 --> 03:23:05.595 -Last we saw of ol' Bill Turner... - -03:23:05.680 --> 03:23:08.138 -...he was sinking to -the crushin' black oblivion - -03:23:08.223 --> 03:23:11.351 -of Davy Jones' locker! - -03:23:11.770 --> 03:23:14.853 -'Course it was only after that -we learned we needed his blood - -03:23:14.896 --> 03:23:16.105 -to lift the curse. - -03:23:16.189 --> 03:23:19.234 -That's what you'd call ironic. - -03:23:23.405 --> 03:23:25.031 -Bring him! - -03:23:32.246 --> 03:23:34.249 -I don't care for the situation. - -03:23:34.792 --> 03:23:37.876 -Any attempt to storm the caves -could turn into an ambush. - -03:23:37.919 --> 03:23:41.256 -Not if you're the one -doing the ambushing. - -03:23:41.340 --> 03:23:45.008 -I go in and convince Barbossa to send -his men out in their little boats. - -03:23:45.092 --> 03:23:47.928 -You and your men -return to the Dauntless - -03:23:47.971 --> 03:23:51.224 -and blast the bejesus out of them -with your little cannons. - -03:23:51.267 --> 03:23:52.516 -What do you have to lose? - -03:23:53.602 --> 03:23:56.105 -Nothing I'd lament being rid of. - -03:23:57.772 --> 03:23:59.648 -Now, to be quite honest with you, - -03:23:59.733 --> 03:24:02.694 -there's still a slight risk -to those aboard the Dauntless, - -03:24:02.778 --> 03:24:06.572 -which includes -the future Mrs. Commodore. - -03:24:06.614 --> 03:24:09.700 -- It's for your safety! -- Don't care what the Commodore ordered! - -03:24:09.785 --> 03:24:10.784 -I have to tell him! - -03:24:10.827 --> 03:24:13.829 -The pirates! They're cursed! -They can't be killed! - -03:24:13.913 --> 03:24:16.457 -Don't worry, miss. -He's already informed of that. - -03:24:16.499 --> 03:24:20.209 -A little mermaid flopped up on deck -and told him the whole story! - -03:24:20.294 --> 03:24:22.378 -This is Jack Sparrow's doing! - -03:24:33.851 --> 03:24:35.309 -No reason to fret. - -03:24:35.393 --> 03:24:37.978 -Just a prick of the finger, -a few drops of blood... - -03:24:38.021 --> 03:24:40.022 -No mistakes this time. - -03:24:40.106 --> 03:24:41.815 -He's only half Turner. - -03:24:41.900 --> 03:24:43.317 -We spill it all! - -03:24:45.736 --> 03:24:48.655 -Guess there is reason to fret. - -03:25:01.502 --> 03:25:03.379 -Beg your pardon, mate. -Beg your pardon. - -03:25:03.464 --> 03:25:05.506 -- Begun by blood... -- Excuse me. - -03:25:05.590 --> 03:25:08.300 -By blood un... - -03:25:10.678 --> 03:25:11.677 -Jack! - -03:25:12.722 --> 03:25:13.804 -It's not possible! - -03:25:13.846 --> 03:25:16.016 -Not probable. - -03:25:16.059 --> 03:25:17.852 -Where's Elizabeth? - -03:25:19.229 --> 03:25:21.479 -She's safe, just like I promised. - -03:25:21.522 --> 03:25:24.482 -She's all set to marry Norrington, -just like she promised, - -03:25:24.525 --> 03:25:26.901 -and you get to die for her, -just like you promised. - -03:25:26.985 --> 03:25:29.112 -So we're all men of our word, really. - -03:25:29.196 --> 03:25:32.491 -Except for Elizabeth, -who is, in fact, a woman. - -03:25:32.534 --> 03:25:33.951 -Shut up! You're next! - -03:25:37.497 --> 03:25:40.374 -You don't want to be doing that, mate. - -03:25:40.416 --> 03:25:42.375 -No, I really think I do. - -03:25:44.169 --> 03:25:46.046 -Your funeral. - -03:25:49.217 --> 03:25:51.217 -And why don't I want to be doing it? - -03:25:51.260 --> 03:25:52.928 -Oh, because... - -03:25:53.929 --> 03:25:56.264 -Because the HMS Dauntless, - -03:25:56.348 --> 03:25:58.766 -the pride of the Royal Navy, - -03:25:58.851 --> 03:26:02.103 -is floating just off shore, - -03:26:02.187 --> 03:26:04.021 -waiting for you. - -03:26:12.073 --> 03:26:13.240 -What we doing here? - -03:26:15.159 --> 03:26:18.578 -The pirates come out, -unprepared and unawares. - -03:26:18.620 --> 03:26:20.706 -We catch 'em in a crossfire, - -03:26:20.748 --> 03:26:23.583 -and send 'em down to see Old Hob. - -03:26:24.878 --> 03:26:27.254 -I know why we're here. I meant... - -03:26:27.338 --> 03:26:29.213 -...why aren't we doing what it was... - -03:26:29.256 --> 03:26:31.089 -What Mr. Sparrow said we should do? - -03:26:31.132 --> 03:26:32.634 -With the cannons and all? - -03:26:32.719 --> 03:26:35.761 -Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it. - -03:26:38.389 --> 03:26:40.975 -You think he wasn't telling the truth? - -03:26:41.059 --> 03:26:42.936 -Just hear me out, mate. - -03:26:43.021 --> 03:26:46.772 -You order your men to row out to the -Dauntless, they do what they do best... - -03:26:47.859 --> 03:26:52.278 -Robert's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt. -There you are with two ships. - -03:26:52.362 --> 03:26:54.780 -The makings of your very own fleet. - -03:26:54.865 --> 03:26:58.452 -'Course, you'll take the grandest -as your flagship, and who's to argue? - -03:26:58.536 --> 03:26:59.952 -But what of the Pearl? - -03:27:01.579 --> 03:27:02.915 -Name me captain. - -03:27:02.957 --> 03:27:06.416 -I'll sail under your colors, -I'll give you ten percent of me plunder, - -03:27:06.459 --> 03:27:08.668 -and you'll get to -introduce yourself as... - -03:27:09.253 --> 03:27:12.131 -...Commodore Barbossa. - -03:27:12.174 --> 03:27:13.257 -Savvy? - -03:27:13.300 --> 03:27:15.509 -I suppose, in exchange, you'll be - -03:27:15.593 --> 03:27:18.429 -- wanting me not to kill the whelp. -- No. Not at all! - -03:27:18.472 --> 03:27:20.139 -By all means, kill the whelp! - -03:27:20.182 --> 03:27:22.600 -Just not yet. - -03:27:22.643 --> 03:27:24.811 -Wait to lift the curse - -03:27:24.853 --> 03:27:27.521 -until the opportune moment. - -03:27:30.984 --> 03:27:32.611 -For instance... - -03:27:34.488 --> 03:27:37.740 -...after you've killed Norrington's men. - -03:27:37.824 --> 03:27:39.408 -Every... - -03:27:39.493 --> 03:27:41.160 -...last... - -03:27:41.203 --> 03:27:42.663 -...one. - -03:27:52.298 --> 03:27:54.632 -You've been planning this -from the beginning! - -03:27:54.676 --> 03:27:56.259 -Ever since you learned my name! - -03:27:57.094 --> 03:27:58.093 +00:18:17.847 --> 00:18:20.646 +At least 25 hours. Yeah. -03:28:00.428 --> 03:28:02.556 -I want 50 percent of your plunder. +00:18:20.725 --> 00:18:23.103 +[Ripley] Get started on the floor panel. +I'll be right down. -03:28:02.642 --> 03:28:03.641 -- 15! -- 40! +00:18:23.185 --> 00:18:25.233 +What the hell's +she comin' down here for? -03:28:03.684 --> 03:28:04.685 -25! +00:18:25.313 --> 00:18:27.407 +She better stay the fuck out +of my way, I'll tell you that. -03:28:05.852 --> 03:28:07.186 -And I'll buy you the hat. +00:18:27.481 --> 00:18:30.155 +I'd like to see what she's +gonna do when she gets here. -03:28:07.229 --> 03:28:09.230 -A really big one. +00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:34.038 +[ Wind Howling] -03:28:10.023 --> 03:28:11.191 -Commodore. +00:18:40.202 --> 00:18:43.923 +Any response yet'? [ Ash ] No. +Absolutely nothing. -03:28:14.319 --> 03:28:15.527 -We have an accord. +00:18:43.998 --> 00:18:47.172 +Except the same transmission +every 12 seconds. -03:28:17.198 --> 03:28:19.490 -All hands to the boats! +00:18:47.251 --> 00:18:49.253 +All the other channels +are dead. -03:28:20.493 --> 03:28:21.617 -Apologies. +00:18:54.342 --> 00:18:57.346 +[ Clicks Switch] +Kick on the floods. -03:28:21.702 --> 03:28:23.369 -You give the orders. +00:19:12.026 --> 00:19:15.872 +We can't go anywhere in this. +Mmm. -03:28:24.706 --> 03:28:25.705 -Gents... +00:19:15.946 --> 00:19:18.244 +Well, Mother says the sun's +coming up in 20 minutes. -03:28:26.708 --> 03:28:28.081 -...take a walk! +00:19:18.366 --> 00:19:21.711 +How far are we from the source +of transmission? Uh, northeast. -03:28:32.920 --> 03:28:34.255 -Not to the boats? +00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:24.209 +Just under 2,000 meters. -03:29:33.649 --> 03:29:36.567 -Hold fire! +00:19:24.288 --> 00:19:26.791 +Walking distance? -03:29:38.610 --> 03:29:41.404 -This is just like what -the Greeks done at Troy! +00:19:26.874 --> 00:19:29.423 +[Laughs] +Well- -03:29:42.783 --> 03:29:44.408 -'Cept they was in a horse, +00:19:29.543 --> 00:19:32.672 +Can you give me an atmospheric? +Yes. -03:29:44.451 --> 03:29:45.910 -instead of dresses. - -03:29:46.620 --> 03:29:47.994 -Wooden horse. - -03:30:00.966 --> 03:30:01.967 -A moment, please. - -03:30:06.139 --> 03:30:07.137 -Elizabeth? - -03:30:10.393 --> 03:30:12.185 -I just want you to know, I... - -03:30:13.312 --> 03:30:15.772 -I believe you made a very -good decision today. - -03:30:16.606 --> 03:30:18.609 -Couldn't be more proud of you! - -03:30:19.111 --> 03:30:20.236 -But, you know, - -03:30:20.320 --> 03:30:23.238 -even a good decision, -if made for the wrong reasons, - -03:30:23.322 --> 03:30:24.824 -can be a wrong decision. - -03:30:33.835 --> 03:30:34.833 -Lieutenant. - -03:30:41.757 --> 03:30:44.175 -Yoo-hoo. - -03:30:54.019 --> 03:30:55.187 -Elizabeth? - -03:30:57.356 --> 03:30:58.606 -Are you there? - -03:31:00.859 --> 03:31:03.486 -Elizabeth, are you even listening to me? - -03:31:29.930 --> 03:31:32.683 -Oh, what have you done? - -03:31:32.726 --> 03:31:36.311 -- Yoo-hoo. -- Stop that! I already feel like a fool! - -03:31:37.354 --> 03:31:39.856 -Look nice, though. - -03:31:43.235 --> 03:31:45.653 -Do I look nice now?! - -03:32:21.607 --> 03:32:22.857 -I must admit, Jack. - -03:32:22.942 --> 03:32:24.859 -I thought I had you figured. - -03:32:24.944 --> 03:32:28.112 -But it turns out you're -a hard man to predict. - -03:32:28.197 --> 03:32:30.155 -Me, I'm dishonest. - -03:32:30.240 --> 03:32:33.077 -And a dishonest man you can -always trust to be dishonest. - -03:32:33.119 --> 03:32:34.369 -Honestly... - -03:32:34.453 --> 03:32:37.079 -...it's the honest ones -you want to watch out for. - -03:32:37.121 --> 03:32:39.414 -'Cause you can never predict - -03:32:39.457 --> 03:32:42.752 -when they're going to do -something incredibly... - -03:32:42.795 --> 03:32:43.794 -...stupid. - -03:33:01.437 --> 03:33:02.604 -Ha-ha! - -03:33:02.647 --> 03:33:03.689 -Ha-ha! - -03:33:03.773 --> 03:33:05.108 -Ha! - -03:33:16.954 --> 03:33:19.162 -You're off the edge of the map, mate. - -03:33:19.247 --> 03:33:21.290 -Here, there be monsters! - -03:33:29.174 --> 03:33:31.257 -What would you pick to eat first? - -03:33:31.341 --> 03:33:33.261 -I think we should decide now, - -03:33:33.345 --> 03:33:35.513 -just so we're ready when the time comes! - -03:34:00.582 --> 03:34:01.705 -What was that? - -03:34:06.209 --> 03:34:07.253 +00:19:35.716 --> 00:19:37.718 +[ Ash ] Oh. -03:34:19.933 --> 03:34:22.183 -Shh! +00:19:39.053 --> 00:19:41.147 +It's almost primordial. -03:34:24.646 --> 03:34:25.646 -It's Elizabeth! +00:19:41.222 --> 00:19:43.224 +There's inert nitrogen, -03:34:46.250 --> 03:34:47.919 -Make for the ship! Move! +00:19:43.307 --> 00:19:45.981 +high concentration of carbon +dioxide crystals, methane. -03:34:52.091 --> 03:34:53.506 -Ahh! +00:19:46.060 --> 00:19:47.983 +I'm working on +the trace elements. -03:34:57.345 --> 03:34:59.137 -To the ship! +00:19:48.062 --> 00:19:50.190 +Anything else? +Yes. -03:35:01.934 --> 03:35:05.061 -Marines, arms! +00:19:50.272 --> 00:19:52.195 +W's... -03:35:41.514 --> 03:35:43.265 -You can't beat me, Jack. +00:19:52.274 --> 00:19:54.652 +rock, lava base, -03:36:07.539 --> 03:36:09.082 -That's interesting! +00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:56.658 +and deep cold. -03:36:19.968 --> 03:36:21.844 -I couldn't resist, mate. +00:19:56.737 --> 00:20:00.662 +Well below the line. +Mm-hmm. -03:36:43.910 --> 03:36:46.161 -Oh, no. +00:20:00.741 --> 00:20:03.415 +[ Kane] I'll volunteer to be +in the first group to go out. -03:37:28.245 --> 03:37:29.453 -Sorry! +00:20:03.494 --> 00:20:06.247 +[ Dallas ] +Yeah, that figures. -03:37:38.548 --> 03:37:40.215 -So, what now, Jack Sparrow? +00:20:06.330 --> 00:20:09.129 +You too, Lambert. -03:37:40.258 --> 03:37:42.926 -Are we to be two immortals, -locked in an epic battle +00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:12.754 +Swell. [ Dallas] Better +break out the weapons. -03:37:43.010 --> 03:37:45.344 -until Judgment Day, -when the trumpets sound? +00:20:42.324 --> 00:20:44.418 +[ Wind Howling] -03:37:45.428 --> 03:37:46.428 -Hm? +00:21:26.577 --> 00:21:29.751 +[ Lambert] +I can't see a goddamn thing. -03:37:46.471 --> 03:37:47.889 -Or you could surrender. +00:21:31.248 --> 00:21:33.250 +[ Dallas] +Ash, are you receiving? -03:37:56.649 --> 03:37:59.984 -Ahh! +00:21:33.334 --> 00:21:35.962 +[ Voices Over Radio, +indistinct] -03:38:00.068 --> 03:38:01.903 -Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. +00:21:36.045 --> 00:21:37.968 +[ Mouths Words ] -03:38:15.208 --> 03:38:16.417 -All of you with me! +00:21:38.047 --> 00:21:40.345 +[ Ash ] +Good contact on my board. -03:38:16.459 --> 03:38:18.544 -Will is in that cave, -and we must save him! +00:21:40.424 --> 00:21:44.679 +[ Dallas Over Monitor] Clear and free. +Keep the line open. Let's go. -03:38:18.628 --> 03:38:21.213 -Ready, and... heave! +00:21:59.026 --> 00:22:01.870 +Hey, Ripley. -03:38:27.804 --> 03:38:29.805 -Please, I need your help! Come on! +00:22:01.946 --> 00:22:04.040 +Hey, Ripley, +I wanna ask you a question. -03:38:29.890 --> 03:38:32.641 -Any port in a storm. +00:22:06.408 --> 00:22:09.207 +If they find what they're lookin' for out +there, does that mean we get full shares? -03:38:32.726 --> 03:38:34.811 -Cotton's right. We've got the Pearl! +00:22:09.286 --> 00:22:13.541 +Don't worry, Parker. You'll +get whatever's coming to you. -03:38:34.895 --> 03:38:37.146 -What about Jack? -Are you just gonna leave him? +00:22:13.624 --> 00:22:16.173 +Look, I'm not gonna do +any more work... -03:38:37.229 --> 03:38:39.023 -Jack owes us a ship! +00:22:16.252 --> 00:22:19.176 +till we get this straightened out. +Brett', -03:38:39.106 --> 03:38:40.650 -There's the code to consider. +00:22:19.296 --> 00:22:22.891 +you're guaranteed by law to get a share. +[Parker] What'? -03:38:41.236 --> 03:38:42.359 -The code? - -03:38:44.113 --> 03:38:46.571 -You're pirates! -Hang the code - -03:38:46.655 --> 03:38:48.325 -and hang the rules! - -03:38:48.367 --> 03:38:50.785 -They're more like guidelines, anyway. - -03:38:54.581 --> 03:38:56.750 -Bloody pirates! - -03:39:06.344 --> 03:39:08.092 -- Oi! +00:22:22.967 --> 00:22:26.141 +- Why don't you just fuck off. - What? -03:39:08.177 --> 03:39:10.346 -Is it supposed to be doing that? +00:22:26.220 --> 00:22:28.643 +[ Brett] _ +What'd you say, RIP? -03:39:10.430 --> 03:39:12.640 -They're stealing our ship! +00:22:28.722 --> 00:22:32.397 +If you have any trouble, +I'll be on the bridge. -03:39:13.100 --> 03:39:14.766 -Bloody pirates! +00:22:33.811 --> 00:22:36.530 +[ Parker] +Hey, Ripley, come back here! -03:39:16.854 --> 03:39:18.689 -Boarders away! +00:22:38.274 --> 00:22:41.369 +[ Chuckling ] -03:39:26.904 --> 03:39:28.905 -Come on! +00:22:41.485 --> 00:22:44.489 +Son of a bitch. +What's the matter? -03:39:54.099 --> 03:39:56.140 -No! Me eye! +00:22:54.498 --> 00:22:57.217 +[ Lambert] +Can't see a goddamn thing. -03:39:57.227 --> 03:39:58.935 -No! +00:22:57.293 --> 00:23:00.046 +[Kane] _ Quit griplflg- +I like griping- -03:40:13.243 --> 03:40:14.784 -Ha! +00:23:00.129 --> 00:23:02.177 +[ Dallas] +Come on. Knock it off. -03:40:16.078 --> 03:40:18.162 -I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! +00:23:13.142 --> 00:23:15.110 +[ Clicks Switch] +How's it going? -03:40:18.247 --> 03:40:19.790 -You like pain? +00:23:17.354 --> 00:23:19.277 +All right. -03:40:21.626 --> 03:40:23.002 -Try wearing a corset. +00:23:19.356 --> 00:23:21.700 +Have you tried putting that +transmission through E.C.l.U.? -03:40:33.387 --> 03:40:35.014 -Whose side is Jack on? +00:23:21.775 --> 00:23:24.870 +[Ash Over Radio ] No. Mother +hasn 'I identified iz' yez'. -03:40:35.098 --> 03:40:38.143 -At the moment? +00:23:24.945 --> 00:23:27.289 +You mind if I give it a shot? +Please do. -03:41:12.343 --> 03:41:14.218 -No fair! +00:23:27.364 --> 00:23:29.708 +[ Clicks Switch] -03:41:38.243 --> 03:41:40.078 -Ten years you carry that pistol, +00:23:37.082 --> 00:23:39.084 +[Clacking ] -03:41:40.162 --> 03:41:42.497 -and now you waste your shot! +00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:45.863 +[ Respirators Hissing ] +Ash, can you see this? -03:41:43.499 --> 03:41:46.459 -He didn't waste it. +00:24:45.943 --> 00:24:48.196 +Yes, I can. -03:42:11.110 --> 03:42:12.611 -I feel... +00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:53.291 +I've never seen +anything like it. -03:42:17.200 --> 03:42:18.492 -...cold. +00:25:02.251 --> 00:25:04.720 +[ Dallas] +Very bizarre. -03:42:48.605 --> 03:42:51.608 -Oh... Ugh! Oh! +00:25:08.007 --> 00:25:10.055 +[ Kane] +You said it. -03:43:20.761 --> 03:43:23.221 -Parley? +00:25:18.726 --> 00:25:21.104 +[ Dallas] +All right. -03:43:23.264 --> 03:43:25.142 -The ship is ours, gentlemen. +00:25:21.186 --> 00:25:23.689 +Moving on to second... +position. -03:43:25.226 --> 03:43:27.603 -Huzzah! Huzzah! +00:25:23.772 --> 00:25:26.400 +[ Lambert] +What is it? -03:43:36.403 --> 03:43:39.281 -Huzzah! +00:25:28.485 --> 00:25:30.203 +Let's get out of here. -03:44:13.481 --> 03:44:15.816 -We should return to the Dauntless. +00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:32.953 +[ Kane] We've got this far. +We must go on. -03:44:18.363 --> 03:44:21.989 -Your fiancé will be wanting -to know you're safe. +00:25:33.032 --> 00:25:35.000 +We have to go on. -03:44:31.668 --> 03:44:34.961 -If you were waiting for -the opportune moment... +00:25:38.245 --> 00:25:41.920 +Will you say that again? +Shit. -03:44:35.962 --> 03:44:37.296 -...that was it. +00:25:43.375 --> 00:25:47.175 +[ Dallas] Ash, as you can see, +it's kind of hard to describe. -03:44:38.756 --> 03:44:40.925 -Now if you'd be so kind, -I'd be much obliged +00:25:47.254 --> 00:25:49.973 +I'm going back to the console. -03:44:41.009 --> 03:44:43.844 -if you'd drop me off at my ship. +00:25:56.055 --> 00:25:58.934 +[ Voices Continue Over Monitor, +Distorted ] -03:44:48.433 --> 03:44:50.601 -I'm sorry, Jack. +00:26:04.855 --> 00:26:07.108 +[ Dallas, Faint] +Seems to be solid. -03:44:52.521 --> 03:44:54.729 -They done what's right by them. +00:26:07.191 --> 00:26:09.785 +To walk- +You can on it. -03:44:54.814 --> 03:44:56.566 -Can't expect more than that. +00:26:17.076 --> 00:26:20.751 +[ Dallas Continues, +Voice Distorted ] -03:45:12.165 --> 03:45:13.498 -Jack Sparrow! +00:26:37.596 --> 00:26:40.725 +[ Dallas Continues, +indistinct ] -03:45:13.541 --> 03:45:17.628 -- We have learned that you... -- Captain! Captain Jack Sparrow. +00:26:42.476 --> 00:26:45.525 +Dallas? -03:45:18.338 --> 03:45:21.590 -...For your willful commission -of crimes against the crown. +00:26:49.441 --> 00:26:50.818 +Dallas? -03:45:21.674 --> 03:45:25.386 -Said crimes being numerous in quantity, +00:26:53.070 --> 00:26:55.573 +[ Respirators Hissing] -03:45:25.470 --> 03:45:27.012 -and sinister in nature. +00:27:43.829 --> 00:27:46.048 +Come on down here. +Something different down here. -03:45:27.681 --> 03:45:29.180 -The most egregious of these +00:27:47.541 --> 00:27:49.964 +I don't know +what it is, but- -03:45:29.223 --> 03:45:31.434 -to be cited herewith: +00:27:50.043 --> 00:27:53.547 +See if we can get up that wall. If we +can get up that wall, we can find out. -03:45:31.519 --> 03:45:35.270 -- Piracy, smuggling... -- This is wrong. +00:29:00.530 --> 00:29:02.532 +Amazing. -03:45:36.272 --> 03:45:39.274 -Commodore Norrington -is bound by the law, +00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:07.121 +[ Dallas] +Alien life-form. -03:45:39.358 --> 03:45:41.901 -as are we all. +00:29:08.455 --> 00:29:11.459 +Looks like it's been dead +a long time. -03:45:41.944 --> 03:45:44.654 -...Impersonating an officer -of the Spanish Royal Navy, +00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:14.215 +Fossmzed. -03:45:44.739 --> 03:45:47.825 -impersonating a cleric -of the Church of England... +00:29:14.294 --> 00:29:17.264 +Looks like it's grown +out of the chair. -03:45:47.909 --> 03:45:49.033 -Oh, yes! +00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:35.108 +Bones are bent outward, -03:45:49.075 --> 03:45:51.077 -Sailing under false colors, +00:29:35.190 --> 00:29:38.285 +like he exploded from inside. -03:45:51.162 --> 03:45:55.373 -arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, +00:29:42.906 --> 00:29:45.750 +[ I embert ] Wonder whet happened +to the rest of the crew. -03:45:55.417 --> 03:46:01.379 -brigandage, pilfering, -depravity, depredation, +00:29:49.621 --> 00:29:53.216 +Let's get the hell out of here. -03:46:01.422 --> 03:46:03.215 -and general lawlessness. +00:30:04.845 --> 00:30:07.348 +Hey, Dallas, Lambert, +come on over here. -03:46:04.632 --> 03:46:06.302 -And for these crimes, +00:30:11.101 --> 00:30:13.103 +Come on. -03:46:06.386 --> 03:46:08.928 -you have been sentenced to be, -on this day, +00:30:20.110 --> 00:30:23.159 +What do you got'? +See what you make of this. -03:46:08.972 --> 03:46:12.725 -hung by the neck, until dead. +00:30:30.662 --> 00:30:32.756 +[ Clicks Switch] +Ash. -03:46:12.768 --> 03:46:15.061 -May God have mercy on your soul. +00:30:32.831 --> 00:30:36.256 +That transmission- +Mother's deciphered part of it. -03:46:15.103 --> 03:46:16.644 -Governor Swann. +00:30:36.335 --> 00:30:38.804 +It' doesn 'l' /0ok like an S'. O. S'. +What is it, then? -03:46:16.729 --> 03:46:18.648 -Commodore. +00:30:38.879 --> 00:30:42.224 +Well, I- +it looks like a warning. -03:46:20.149 --> 03:46:21.149 -Elizabeth. +00:30:42.299 --> 00:30:44.893 +I 7n gonna go out' after them- +What's the point? -03:46:22.610 --> 03:46:25.446 -I should've told you every day, -from the moment I met you. +00:30:47.846 --> 00:30:50.975 +I mean, by the time it takes +to get there, you'll- -03:46:28.240 --> 03:46:29.783 -I love you. +00:30:51.058 --> 00:30:53.527 +they'll know if it's +a warning or not, yes? -03:46:44.340 --> 03:46:46.092 -Oi, watch yourself! +00:30:53.602 --> 00:30:55.570 +[ Clicks Switch] -03:46:46.134 --> 03:46:47.259 -Marines! +00:30:57.022 --> 00:30:59.241 +[ Exhales Deeply] -03:46:47.302 --> 03:46:48.843 -I can't breathe! +00:31:20.587 --> 00:31:22.635 +[ Dallas ] +You okay down there? -03:46:50.639 --> 03:46:51.678 -Elizabeth! +00:31:26.927 --> 00:31:29.931 +Can you see anything? +Uh... a cave. -03:46:54.767 --> 03:46:55.810 -Move! +00:31:31.181 --> 00:31:34.151 +A ca- A cave of some sort. +But I- -03:46:56.685 --> 03:46:58.977 -Goodness sake! +00:31:36.311 --> 00:31:39.110 +Well, I don't know, but it's like +the goddamn tropics in here. -03:47:06.695 --> 03:47:08.904 -You men! With me! +00:31:41.441 --> 00:31:44.570 +What the hell is this? -03:47:20.167 --> 03:47:21.334 -Move! +00:32:20.772 --> 00:32:23.742 +The cave is +completely enclosed, -03:47:31.094 --> 03:47:32.679 -Come on! +00:32:23.817 --> 00:32:26.195 +and it's full of... -03:47:42.774 --> 03:47:43.897 -Come on, men! +00:32:26.278 --> 00:32:30.124 +leathery objects, +like eggs or something. -03:48:09.509 --> 03:48:13.510 -I thought we might have to endure some -manner of ill-conceived escape attempt. +00:32:32.617 --> 00:32:35.086 +[ High-pitched Humming ] -03:48:14.346 --> 03:48:15.929 -But not from you. +00:32:47.883 --> 00:32:50.386 +There's a layer of mist... +[ High-pitched Tone] -03:48:16.014 --> 03:48:19.851 -On our return to Port Royal, -I granted you clemency. +00:32:50.469 --> 00:32:54.519 +Just covering the eggs +that reacts when broken. -03:48:19.894 --> 03:48:21.560 -And this is how you thank me? +00:32:57.684 --> 00:33:00.608 +[ Dallas Over Radio ] +Kane? You all right? -03:48:21.603 --> 03:48:23.687 -By throwing in your lot with him? +00:33:00.687 --> 00:33:03.236 +I'm okay. +All right. -03:48:23.730 --> 03:48:25.314 -He's a pirate! +00:33:05.484 --> 00:33:07.657 +I'm okay. +ljustsfipped. -03:48:25.399 --> 03:48:27.359 -And a good man. +00:33:28.048 --> 00:33:30.722 +Appears to be +completely sealed. -03:48:28.151 --> 03:48:30.403 -If all I've achieved here -is that the hangman +00:33:37.724 --> 00:33:39.522 +[ Hisses] -03:48:30.446 --> 03:48:32.572 -will own two pairs -of boots instead of one, +00:33:56.493 --> 00:33:58.746 +Wait a minute. +There's movement. -03:48:32.656 --> 03:48:34.282 -so be it. +00:34:00.580 --> 00:34:04.335 +It seems to have life. +Organic life. -03:48:34.366 --> 03:48:36.242 -At least my conscience will be clear. +00:34:28.692 --> 00:34:30.535 +[ Screeching ] -03:48:36.285 --> 03:48:39.246 -You forget your place, Turner. +00:34:31.987 --> 00:34:34.331 +[ Wind Howling] -03:48:40.788 --> 03:48:42.415 -It's right here, +00:34:56.261 --> 00:34:57.979 +[ Computer Clacking ] -03:48:42.458 --> 03:48:43.917 -between you and Jack. +00:35:09.024 --> 00:35:11.447 +[ Dal/as Over Rad/o ] You there, R/jo/e y? +I'm right here. -03:48:47.923 --> 03:48:49.589 -As is mine. +00:35:15.447 --> 00:35:17.996 +[ Beeping ] -03:48:49.673 --> 03:48:51.048 -Elizabeth! +00:35:18.116 --> 00:35:21.040 +Okay, Ripley, I'm at the inner +lock hatch now. R/jghz'. -03:48:52.510 --> 03:48:53.674 -Lower your weapons. +00:35:30.879 --> 00:35:33.632 +Ripley. We're clean. Let us in. +R/jghz' here. -03:48:54.470 --> 03:48:56.470 -For goodness sake, put them down! +00:35:33.715 --> 00:35:36.468 +- What happened to Kane? +- Something has attached itself to him. -03:49:01.561 --> 03:49:04.480 -So this is where -your heart truly lies, then. +00:35:36.551 --> 00:35:40.101 +- We have to get him to the infirmary right away. +- What kind of thing? -03:49:06.105 --> 03:49:07.607 -It is. +00:35:40.221 --> 00:35:42.474 +I need a clear definition. An organism. +Open the hatch. -03:49:16.114 --> 03:49:19.744 -Well! I'm actually feeling -rather good about this. +00:35:42.557 --> 00:35:44.980 +Wait a minute. If we let it in, +the ship could be infected. -03:49:19.787 --> 03:49:22.329 -I think we've all arrived -at a very special place, eh? +00:35:45.060 --> 00:35:48.860 +You know the quarantine procedure- +24 hours for decontamination. -03:49:22.413 --> 03:49:23.706 -- Oh. -- Spiritually. +00:35:48.938 --> 00:35:50.815 +He could die in 24 hours. +Open the hatch. -03:49:23.790 --> 03:49:25.791 -Ecumenically. +00:35:50.899 --> 00:35:53.743 +Listen to me. If we break +quarantine, we could all die. -03:49:25.876 --> 03:49:27.960 -Grammatically. +00:35:53.818 --> 00:35:58.198 +Look, would you open the goddamn hatch? +We have to get him inside. -03:49:28.544 --> 03:49:31.128 -I want you to know that -I was rooting for you, mate. +00:35:59.574 --> 00:36:01.747 +No. I can't do that. -03:49:32.424 --> 03:49:33.424 -Know that. +00:36:01.826 --> 00:36:04.249 +And if you were in my +position, you'd do the same. -03:49:37.429 --> 03:49:38.930 -Elizabeth. +00:36:04.329 --> 00:36:06.206 +Ripley, this is an order. +Open that hatch right now. -03:49:40.890 --> 03:49:43.475 -It would never have worked -between us, darling. +00:36:06.331 --> 00:36:08.208 +Do you hear me? +Yes. -03:49:44.936 --> 03:49:46.813 +00:36:08.291 --> 00:36:10.339 +Ripley, this is an order! +Do you hear me? + +00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:14.218 +Yes, I read you. +The answer is negative. + +00:36:16.299 --> 00:36:18.267 +Inner hatch opened. + +00:36:19.260 --> 00:36:21.513 +[Whirring] + +00:36:44.953 --> 00:36:47.957 +My God. + +00:36:58.133 --> 00:37:00.181 +What the hell is that? + +00:37:02.011 --> 00:37:03.729 +How is he? + +00:37:06.683 --> 00:37:09.482 +How are we gonna +get that off him? + +00:37:09.602 --> 00:37:13.027 +How are we gonna get it off? I'm +gonna get some instruments. + +00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:18.991 +My God. + +00:37:21.489 --> 00:37:25.210 +Right. +I'll make an incision here. + +00:37:25.326 --> 00:37:30.753 +Try and remove one of the digitals +from- You're gonna do what? + +00:37:30.832 --> 00:37:33.927 +Finger. I'm gonna try and get his finger off. +Just a minute. + +00:37:34.002 --> 00:37:36.551 +[ Continues, indistinct] + +00:37:39.215 --> 00:37:42.845 +No, that's not- it's +tearing his scalp. I know! + +00:37:42.927 --> 00:37:47.228 +It's not coming off without +tearing his face off with it. + +00:37:47.307 --> 00:37:49.150 +We'll have to take a look +at him inside. Right. + +00:37:52.687 --> 00:37:55.440 +How come +they don't freeze him? + +00:37:55.523 --> 00:37:58.447 +[ Parker Shouting] How come +you guys don 'z' freeze him ? + +00:38:14.083 --> 00:38:16.552 +All right, you can +take your mask off. + +00:38:35.063 --> 00:38:40.991 +- What's it got down his throat? +- I would suggest ifs feeding him oxygen. + +00:38:41.069 --> 00:38:45.575 +Paralyzes him, puts him in a +coma, then keeps him alive. + +00:38:45.657 --> 00:38:48.501 +Now what the hell is that? + +00:38:48.618 --> 00:38:50.541 +We gotta get it off of him. +Just a minute. + +00:38:50.620 --> 00:38:52.543 +Just a minute. + +00:38:52.622 --> 00:38:55.091 +I mean, +let's not be too hasty. + +00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:57.339 +We don't know anything +about“ + +00:38:57.418 --> 00:38:59.386 +it. + +00:38:59.462 --> 00:39:02.682 +Now, we 're assuming ifs feeding him oxygen. +If we remove iz', + +00:39:03.925 --> 00:39:05.927 +it could kill him. + +00:39:08.513 --> 00:39:10.686 +I'm willing to take that chance. +Let's cut it off him now. + +00:39:10.807 --> 00:39:14.562 +You'll take responsibility? Yes, I'll take +responsibility. Get him out of there. + +00:39:16.271 --> 00:39:18.399 +[ Dallas ] +Where do you wanna do this? + +00:39:18.481 --> 00:39:21.655 +We'll make an incision +just below the knuckle there. + +00:39:21.776 --> 00:39:23.403 +Right here. +Stand by. + +00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:29.663 +[Whirring] + +00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:34.205 +[ Ash ] +Good God! + +00:39:37.625 --> 00:39:40.925 +[ Dallas ] That crap's gonna +eat through the hull. + +00:39:42.839 --> 00:39:45.137 +That thing's gonna eat through +the goddamn hull. Come on! + +00:39:45.216 --> 00:39:47.765 +What's going on? + +00:39:47.844 --> 00:39:49.846 +This way. + +00:39:57.979 --> 00:40:00.073 +Next deck. + +00:40:16.372 --> 00:40:19.501 +- [ Sizzling ] +- [ Parker ] There it' is. + +00:40:21.210 --> 00:40:23.178 +Don't get under it! +Don't get under it. + +00:40:29.010 --> 00:40:31.012 +Looks like it's stopping. + +00:40:33.890 --> 00:40:35.813 +Take a look at this, man. Yeah. + +00:40:35.892 --> 00:40:39.442 +Brett, give me- What do you got, a pen there? +Give it to me, quick. + +00:40:39.520 --> 00:40:41.693 +Come on! Come on! + +00:40:46.069 --> 00:40:48.037 +[ Brett] +Don't get any on your arm. + +00:40:55.036 --> 00:40:58.040 +It stopped. + +00:40:58.122 --> 00:41:02.172 +Don't see anything like that +except, uh, molecular acid. + +00:41:02.251 --> 00:41:05.346 +It must be using it +for blood. + +00:41:05.421 --> 00:41:07.344 +It's got a wonderful +defense mechanism. + +00:41:07.423 --> 00:41:09.642 +You don't dare kill it. + +00:41:09.717 --> 00:41:11.594 +What about Kane? + +00:41:13.554 --> 00:41:17.024 +- Here's your pen back. +- [Brett] What do we do now? + +00:41:17.100 --> 00:41:20.229 +Leave Kane to Ash. +You get back to work. + +00:41:22.438 --> 00:41:24.361 +Well, what- + +00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:27.444 +[ Electrical Crackling ] + +00:41:32.740 --> 00:41:35.584 +Okay. + +00:41:35.702 --> 00:41:38.581 +Try it. +[Motor Gran/ring ] + +00:41:42.625 --> 00:41:44.627 +Damn it. I thought +sure that was it. + +00:41:44.752 --> 00:41:48.006 +Try it again. +[ Cranking ] + +00:41:48.089 --> 00:41:50.717 +I feel like I've been +in this place a month. + +00:41:52.176 --> 00:41:54.770 +We shouldn't have landed in +this place in the first place. + +00:41:56.431 --> 00:42:00.686 +Shouldn't have landed on +this damn ball, I know that. + +00:42:00.768 --> 00:42:04.523 +Well, the sooner we patch this thing up and +get out of here, the sooner we can go home. + +00:42:04.605 --> 00:42:05.948 +This place +gives me the creeps. + +00:43:10.671 --> 00:43:13.174 +[ Ripley] +That's amazing. What is it? + +00:43:14.717 --> 00:43:17.937 +Ah, yes, it is. +Um- + +00:43:18.012 --> 00:43:20.185 +I don't know yet. + +00:43:22.934 --> 00:43:25.813 +[ Coughs ] +Did you want something? + +00:43:25.895 --> 00:43:28.193 +Yes. I, uh- + +00:43:30.024 --> 00:43:32.948 +I'd like to have a little talk. +How's, uh- How's Kane? + +00:43:33.027 --> 00:43:35.621 +He's holding. +No changes. + +00:43:35.696 --> 00:43:40.293 +And, uh, +our guest? + +00:43:40.409 --> 00:43:43.333 +Well- +Hmm? + +00:43:43.412 --> 00:43:45.289 +Well, as I said, +I'm still... + +00:43:45.373 --> 00:43:47.341 +collating, actually, +but, uh, + +00:43:47.416 --> 00:43:51.466 +I have confirmed that he's got an outer +layer of protein polysaccharides. + +00:43:53.214 --> 00:43:55.512 +He has a funny habit +of shedding his cells... + +00:43:55.591 --> 00:43:59.471 +and replacing them with... +polarized silicon, + +00:43:59.554 --> 00:44:01.648 +which gives him +a prolonged resistance... + +00:44:01.722 --> 00:44:05.647 +to adverse +environmental conditions. + +00:44:05.768 --> 00:44:07.770 +Is that enough for you? +That's plenty. + +00:44:07.895 --> 00:44:11.149 +What does it mean? Please don't do that. +Thank you. + +00:44:11.232 --> 00:44:14.327 I'm sorry. -03:49:48.941 --> 03:49:49.941 -Will! +00:44:14.402 --> 00:44:16.325 +Well, it's an interesting +combination of elements, -03:49:52.236 --> 03:49:53.903 -Nice hat. +00:44:16.404 --> 00:44:20.910 +making him +a tough little son of a bitch. -03:49:55.864 --> 03:49:57.447 -Friends! +00:44:20.992 --> 00:44:23.370 +And you let him in. -03:49:59.367 --> 03:50:02.161 -This the day that you will always +00:44:23.452 --> 00:44:25.830 +I was obeying +a direct order, remember? -03:50:02.204 --> 03:50:04.831 -remember as the day that... +00:44:25.913 --> 00:44:30.009 +Ash, when Dallas and Kane +are off the ship, -03:50:09.795 --> 03:50:12.462 -Idiot! He's nowhere to go -but back to the noose! +00:44:30.084 --> 00:44:32.178 +I'm senior officer. -03:50:14.883 --> 03:50:16.718 -Sail ho! +00:44:32.253 --> 00:44:35.177 +Oh, yes. I forgot. -03:50:24.269 --> 03:50:26.895 -What's your plan of action? +00:44:35.256 --> 00:44:38.635 +You also forgot the science +division's basic quarantine law. -03:50:27.645 --> 03:50:28.645 -Sir? +00:44:38.759 --> 00:44:40.932 +No, that I didn't forget. +Oh, I see. -03:50:33.027 --> 03:50:35.484 -Perhaps on the rare occasion +00:44:41.012 --> 00:44:43.686 +You just broke it. +Huh? -03:50:35.527 --> 03:50:39.407 -pursuing the right course -demands an act of piracy, +00:44:43.764 --> 00:44:47.394 +Look, what would you have +done with Kane? Hmm? -03:50:39.491 --> 03:50:43.286 -piracy itself can be the right course? +00:44:47.476 --> 00:44:50.776 +You knew his only chance of +survival was to get him in here. -03:50:47.540 --> 03:50:48.833 -Mr. Turner! +00:44:50.855 --> 00:44:53.278 +Unfortunately, +by breaking quarantine, -03:50:54.923 --> 03:50:57.758 -I will accept the consequences -of my actions. +00:44:53.357 --> 00:44:55.359 +you risk everybody's life. -03:51:03.723 --> 03:51:05.349 -This is a beautiful sword. +00:44:55.443 --> 00:44:58.538 +Maybe I should've +left him outside. -03:51:07.810 --> 03:51:09.561 -I would expect the man who made it +00:44:58.613 --> 00:45:02.413 +Maybe I've jeopardized the rest of us, +but it was a risk I was willing to take. -03:51:09.604 --> 03:51:14.400 -to show the same care and devotion -in every aspect of his life. +00:45:02.491 --> 00:45:04.710 +That's a pretty big risk... -03:51:16.444 --> 03:51:18.196 -Thank you. +00:45:04.785 --> 00:45:06.708 +for a science officer. -03:51:21.074 --> 03:51:22.114 -Commodore! +00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:10.132 +It's, uh, not exactly +out of the manual, is it? -03:51:22.199 --> 03:51:23.910 -What about Sparrow? +00:45:11.542 --> 00:45:14.967 +I do take my responsibilities +as seriously as you, you know. -03:51:25.827 --> 03:51:28.746 -Oh, I think we can afford -to give him one day's head start. +00:45:16.130 --> 00:45:18.053 +You do your job... -03:51:35.253 --> 03:51:36.923 -So... +00:45:18.132 --> 00:45:20.260 +and let me do mine, yes? -03:51:38.006 --> 03:51:41.093 -This is the path you've chosen, is it? +00:45:49.872 --> 00:45:55.720 +[ Wind Swirling] +♪♪ [ Classical] -03:51:42.469 --> 03:51:44.761 -After all... +00:45:55.836 --> 00:46:00.216 +[ Ripley] Where's Dallas? +[Ash] In the shuttle. -03:51:44.804 --> 03:51:46.349 -...he is a blacksmith. +00:46:00.341 --> 00:46:02.844 +♪♪ [ Continues] +[ Beep] -03:51:47.350 --> 03:51:48.601 +00:46:02.927 --> 00:46:05.146 +[ Clicks Switch] + +00:46:05.263 --> 00:46:07.812 +Dallas. [Ash ]/ think you +should have a look at Kane. + +00:46:07.932 --> 00:46:11.937 +Why'? +Something's happened. + +00:46:12.061 --> 00:46:15.065 +Serious? +Interesting. + +00:46:17.608 --> 00:46:19.531 +[ Clicks Switch] +♪♪ [ $1008] + +00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:21.533 +Ripley, meet me +in the infirmary right away. + +00:46:25.700 --> 00:46:27.668 +[ Ripley] +Where is it? + +00:46:27.743 --> 00:46:30.587 +[ Ash ] Well, I don't know. I mean, +we ought to try and find it. + +00:46:30.663 --> 00:46:32.586 +[ Dallas ] +Yeah, let's check it. + +00:46:38.796 --> 00:46:41.424 +[Slow Breaths] + +00:46:59.233 --> 00:47:01.531 +Dallas, +please be careful. + +00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:42.485 +[ Loud Crash ] +[ Gasps ] + +00:47:42.568 --> 00:47:44.946 +Sorry. + +00:48:16.769 --> 00:48:20.990 +No, not in the corner. +Psst. Have one of these. + +00:48:22.566 --> 00:48:24.489 +Just in case. + +00:48:36.914 --> 00:48:40.418 +Kane? Dallas? +[ Screams ] + +00:48:44.547 --> 00:48:47.721 +You okay? I didn't see it. +Was it in the overhead? + +00:48:47.842 --> 00:48:51.597 +What? It was up there somewhere. +My God. + +00:48:51.720 --> 00:48:54.849 +[ Dal/as ] Cover up the damn thing! +[Ash] Wait. + +00:48:54.932 --> 00:48:57.435 +That's alive! + +00:48:57.518 --> 00:48:59.520 +That's a reflex action. + +00:49:01.439 --> 00:49:03.362 +Well, we've gotta +have a look at this. + +00:49:15.244 --> 00:49:17.417 +Excuse me. + +00:49:24.044 --> 00:49:26.797 +[Ash ] Seems dead enough. [ R/jo/e y ] Well, good. +Let's gel' rid of/z'. + +00:49:28.340 --> 00:49:30.843 +Ripley, for God's sake, + +00:49:30.926 --> 00:49:34.351 +this is the first time that we've +encountered a species like this. + +00:49:34.430 --> 00:49:36.979 +It has to go back. All sorts +of tests have to be made. + +00:49:37.057 --> 00:49:39.526 +Ash, are you kidding? +This thing bled acid. + +00:49:39.602 --> 00:49:42.355 +Who knows what it's +gonna do when it's dead. + +00:49:42.438 --> 00:49:45.658 +Think it's safe to assume +it isn't a zombie. + +00:49:45.733 --> 00:49:48.407 +Dallas, it has to go back. + +00:49:48.486 --> 00:49:50.989 +Well, I'd soon... + +00:49:51.071 --> 00:49:53.540 +as not burn it at the stake, +but you're the science officer. + +00:49:53.657 --> 00:49:55.000 +It's your decision, Ash. +Dallas. + +00:49:56.410 --> 00:49:58.708 +How come I've got to change my mind? +The decision's been made. + +00:49:58.787 --> 00:50:01.210 +I'm not trying to change your mind, Dallas. +I just want you to listen- + +00:50:01.290 --> 00:50:03.213 +Will you listen to- + +00:50:03.292 --> 00:50:05.511 +[Groans] + +00:50:05.586 --> 00:50:07.839 +Just tel/ me how you can lea ve +that kind of decision to him. + +00:50:07.922 --> 00:50:09.924 +Look, I just run the ship. + +00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:12.476 +Anything that has to do with the science +division, Ash has the final word. + +00:50:12.593 --> 00:50:15.893 +- How does that happen? +- It happens, my dear, because that's what the company wants to happen. + +00:50:15.971 --> 00:50:18.690 +Since when is that +standard procedure? + +00:50:18.766 --> 00:50:21.440 +Standard procedure is to do what +the hell they tell you to do. + +00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:23.613 +Did you ever ship out +with Ash before? + +00:50:23.687 --> 00:50:26.941 +I went out five times +with another science officer. + +00:50:27.024 --> 00:50:31.029 +They replaced him two days before +we left Thedus with Ash. Hmm? + +00:50:31.111 --> 00:50:35.537 +- I don't trust him. +- I don't trust anybody. + +00:50:35.658 --> 00:50:39.413 +What's happening with the repairs? How's it going? +Theywe pretty much fimshed new. + +00:50:39.495 --> 00:50:41.418 +Why the hell +didn't you tell me so? + +00:50:41.497 --> 00:50:44.091 +- Because there's still some things left to do. +- Like what? + +00:50:44.166 --> 00:50:46.544 +Well, we're blind +on “B” and “C” decks. + +00:50:46.669 --> 00:50:49.513 +The reserve power system's blown- +That's a bunch oi horsesh“. + +00:50:49.630 --> 00:50:52.759 +We can take off without that. Yeah, we can. +You think that's a good idea .7 + +00:50:52.841 --> 00:50:55.720 +Look, I just wanna get the +hell out of here, all right? + +00:50:55.803 --> 00:50:58.431 +[ Engines Roaring ] + +00:51:19.910 --> 00:51:22.538 +Dust in the intakes again. +Number two's overheating. + +00:51:22.621 --> 00:51:24.919 +Spit on it for two minutes, +would you, for Christ's sake? + +00:51:26.417 --> 00:51:28.761 +[ Ripley] We 're hoz'. +We 're getting hotter. + +00:51:31.505 --> 00:51:35.135 +Engine room, +red clip status? + +00:51:35.259 --> 00:51:39.230 +One Kflometer on ascensbn. I Ripley] +Engage artificial gravity. + +00:51:39.305 --> 00:51:42.855 +Engaged +I'm altering the vector now. + +00:51:47.229 --> 00:51:49.231 +[ Dallas ] +Inhibit C.N.G. control. + +00:51:52.318 --> 00:51:57.165 +Struts retract. [Parker] +Struts retracted. + +00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:01.369 +[ Lambert ] +Max stress to fifth overload. + +00:52:01.452 --> 00:52:03.875 +[Dallas] +Ease i2' back. + +00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:07.041 +[ Dallas ] +She's great. Beautiful. + +00:52:18.552 --> 00:52:21.681 +Walk in the park. When we fix +something, we stay fixed. + +00:52:21.764 --> 00:52:24.563 +Don't we, Brett baby? +[ Brett] Right. + +00:52:39.907 --> 00:52:41.830 +[ Parker] What I think We +should do is just freeze him. + +00:52:41.909 --> 00:52:44.207 +If he's go! a disease, wh y don +7 We stop i2' Where i2' is .7 + +00:52:44.286 --> 00:52:47.916 +- He can always get to a doctor when we get back home. +- Right. + +00:52:47.998 --> 00:52:51.673 +Whenever he says anything, you say +“right,” Brett. You know that? + +00:52:51.794 --> 00:52:53.967 +Right. +[Sighs] + +00:52:54.046 --> 00:52:56.925 +Parker, what do you think? Your staff +just follows you around, says “right.” + +00:52:57.007 --> 00:52:59.430 +- Just like a regular parrot. +- Yeah. Shape up. + +00:52:59.510 --> 00:53:02.514 +- What are you, some kind of parrot? +- Right. + +00:53:02.596 --> 00:53:05.600 +Come on. Knock it off! Kane's +gonna have to go into quarantine. + +00:53:05.683 --> 00:53:08.482 +That's it. +Yes, and so will we. + +00:53:08.560 --> 00:53:10.813 +Well, how about a little +something to lower your spirits? + +00:53:10.896 --> 00:53:12.990 +Thrill me, +will you, please? + +00:53:13.065 --> 00:53:14.988 +Well, according +to my calculations, + +00:53:15.067 --> 00:53:16.990 +based on time spent getting +to and from the planet- + +00:53:17.111 --> 00:53:20.365 +Just give me the short version. +How far to Earth? Ten months. + +00:53:20.447 --> 00:53:22.415 +Oh, God. +Great. + +00:53:22.533 --> 00:53:24.331 +[ Monitor Buzzes ] +Yes. + +00:53:24.410 --> 00:53:26.378 +[ Ash ] Dallas, I think you +should come and see Kane. + +00:53:26.495 --> 00:53:28.543 +Has his condition changed? /z"s simpler +if you 'd just' come and see him. + +00:53:28.622 --> 00:53:29.623 +[ Ripley 1 +We're on our way. + +00:53:33.419 --> 00:53:36.093 +Right. + +00:53:36.171 --> 00:53:38.390 +[ Laughter] + +00:53:38.465 --> 00:53:40.843 +[ Lambert ] +How are you doing? + +00:53:43.220 --> 00:53:45.894 +[ Coughs] Thank you. +How you doin'? + +00:53:45.973 --> 00:53:48.192 +Um, terrific. +Next silly question. + +00:53:48.267 --> 00:53:50.269 +[Laughing] + +00:53:51.770 --> 00:53:53.818 +Oh, thank you. + +00:53:55.858 --> 00:53:58.486 +Do you remember anything +about the planet? + +00:54:01.405 --> 00:54:03.828 +What's the last thing +you do remember? + +00:54:05.367 --> 00:54:07.586 +Huh? +[Sighs] + +00:54:10.748 --> 00:54:12.671 +I remember some... + +00:54:12.750 --> 00:54:15.424 +horrible dream about... +smothering. + +00:54:15.502 --> 00:54:17.300 +And- + +00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:19.882 +And- Anyway, +where are we? + +00:54:20.007 --> 00:54:22.351 +Right here. +We're on our way home. + +00:54:22.426 --> 00:54:24.520 +Back to the old +freezerinos. + +00:54:26.680 --> 00:54:28.853 +Could I have something to eat +before we go back? + +00:54:28.932 --> 00:54:30.775 +L-I need something myself. + +00:54:30.851 --> 00:54:34.481 +Yeah, right. One more meal before bedtime. +I'm buyin'. + +00:54:34.605 --> 00:54:37.654 +Hey, that's a break. +Bedtime. + +00:54:37.733 --> 00:54:41.408 +[ Chattering ] + +00:54:46.116 --> 00:54:48.585 +[Chattering Continues] + +00:54:57.419 --> 00:54:59.968 +The first thing that I'm +gonna do when I get back... + +00:55:00.047 --> 00:55:02.049 +is to get some decent food. + +00:55:02.132 --> 00:55:04.851 +I can dig it, man. Let me tell you, +I've eaten worse food than this, + +00:55:04.968 --> 00:55:07.642 +but then I've tasted better, you know what I'm sayin'? +The other one over there. + +00:55:07.721 --> 00:55:10.816 +Well, you pound down the stuff +like there's no tomorrow. + +00:55:10.891 --> 00:55:14.191 +I'd rather be eatin' something else, +but, uh, right now I'm thinkin' food. + +00:55:14.269 --> 00:55:18.194 +[Kane] Well, you should know. +You know What ifs made of. + +00:55:18.273 --> 00:55:21.322 +No, man, I don't wanna talk +about what it's made of. + +00:55:21.443 --> 00:55:23.411 +I'm eatin' this just to- +[Gagging 1 + +00:55:24.780 --> 00:55:26.657 +What's the matter? + +00:55:26.782 --> 00:55:29.001 +The food ain't that bad, baby. +What's wrong, Kane? + +00:55:29.117 --> 00:55:31.040 +[Gagging, Retching ] +Are you choking? + +00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.996 +What's wrong? + +00:55:34.790 --> 00:55:36.963 +[Coughing, Gasping] +What? What? + +00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:40.091 +- This is serious. +- Kane, what's the matter? + +00:55:40.212 --> 00:55:44.183 +[ Gagging, Gasping ] +it's okay! + +00:55:44.258 --> 00:55:47.888 +Hold him down! +Hold him- + +00:55:47.970 --> 00:55:50.098 +[ Ash ] +Get the spoon in! + +00:55:50.180 --> 00:55:53.775 +[Groaning ] +Damn it! + +00:55:53.892 --> 00:55:56.145 +Get it into his mouth! +I'm trying! + +00:55:56.228 --> 00:55:58.151 +[Screaming ] + +00:56:08.198 --> 00:56:10.997 +[ Screams ] + +00:56:11.076 --> 00:56:13.795 +[Agonized Grunts] + +00:56:22.087 --> 00:56:23.930 +- [ Screeching ] +- [Screaming ] + +00:56:24.006 --> 00:56:27.886 +[ Lambert ] +Oh, my God! Oh, God! + +00:56:36.018 --> 00:56:38.066 +No! Don't touch it! +Don't touch it! + +00:56:42.482 --> 00:56:42.698 +[ Screeching ] + +00:56:54.703 --> 00:56:56.831 +[ Brett] +Dallas? + +00:56:56.955 --> 00:56:59.504 +Dallas? +Yeah. + +00:56:59.625 --> 00:57:03.471 +Anything? +No. You? + +00:57:03.545 --> 00:57:05.889 +Nothing. + +00:57:06.006 --> 00:57:08.600 +You see anything? No. -03:51:53.314 --> 03:51:55.608 -He's a pirate. +00:57:42.167 --> 00:57:44.966 +[ Loud Clank] [ Dallas +] Inner hatch sealed. -03:52:20.632 --> 03:52:22.299 -Heave! +00:57:48.006 --> 00:57:51.055 +Anybody wanna say anything? -03:52:31.852 --> 03:52:34.437 -Thought you were supposed -to keep to the code, eh? +00:58:27.546 --> 00:58:31.016 +This is just an ordinary prod, +like a cattle prod. -03:52:34.479 --> 03:52:37.148 -We figured they were more actual... +00:58:31.091 --> 00:58:33.014 +It's got a portable battery. -03:52:37.232 --> 03:52:39.192 -...guidelines. +00:58:33.093 --> 00:58:35.812 +It's insulated all the way +here, all the way up to here. -03:52:43.322 --> 03:52:45.031 +00:58:35.887 --> 00:58:38.857 +Just make damn sure nobody puts +their hand on the end of it. + +00:58:42.394 --> 00:58:44.317 +It shouldn't damage +the little bastard, + +00:58:44.396 --> 00:58:46.899 +unless its skin's +thinner than ours. + +00:58:46.982 --> 00:58:51.158 +But it will give him +a little incentive. + +00:58:51.236 --> 00:58:53.238 +Now we just have +to find it. + +00:58:53.321 --> 00:58:57.167 +I've taken care of that. I've +designed this tracking device. + +00:58:57.242 --> 00:59:01.668 +You just set it to search for +a moving object, like so. + +00:59:01.747 --> 00:59:04.250 +Hasn't got much of a range, but when +you get within a certain distance, + +00:59:04.332 --> 00:59:06.380 +it'll start +to give off a signal. + +00:59:06.460 --> 00:59:09.555 +What's it key on? + +00:59:09.629 --> 00:59:13.384 +Micro changes +in air density. + +00:59:13.467 --> 00:59:15.845 +Give me a demo. + +00:59:17.512 --> 00:59:21.187 +[Whirring ] See? Again. + +00:59:21.266 --> 00:59:23.610 +Got ya. + +00:59:23.685 --> 00:59:27.189 +Two teams. +Ash, Lambert and I. + +00:59:27.272 --> 00:59:30.697 +Ripley, you take +Parker and Brett. + +00:59:30.776 --> 00:59:33.279 +Now, anyone see this thing, +you catch it in the net... + +00:59:33.361 --> 00:59:35.489 +that Parker's holding +on his lap. + +00:59:35.572 --> 00:59:38.496 +Parker, I don't want any +heroics out of you, all right? + +00:59:38.575 --> 00:59:42.000 +Catch it, put it in the +airlock, get rid of it. + +00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:43.956 +Now, channels are open +on all decks. + +00:59:44.039 --> 00:59:48.169 +I want you to communicate, +keepintouch at all times, all right? + +00:59:48.251 --> 00:59:50.253 +Let's go. + +01:00:03.934 --> 01:00:06.483 +I thought +you fixed 12 module. + +01:00:06.561 --> 01:00:08.939 +[Brett] +We did. + +01:00:09.022 --> 01:00:11.070 +I don't +understand it. + +01:00:12.943 --> 01:00:15.241 +[ Parker] The circuits +must have burned out. + +01:00:28.125 --> 01:00:31.004 +What do we got here? Damn it! Hold +your light over here, would you? + +01:00:31.086 --> 01:00:33.009 +Yeah, that's it. + +01:00:33.088 --> 01:00:37.013 +I don't know if this +is gonna work. + +01:00:37.092 --> 01:00:39.720 +If I could just put this- +put this in there. + +01:00:39.803 --> 01:00:42.602 +Right. +Oh, damn it. + +01:00:45.767 --> 01:00:47.861 +Check +the insulation. + +01:00:47.936 --> 01:00:50.280 +Oh, Shit! + +01:01:01.783 --> 01:01:05.629 +[ Tracking Device Whirring] + +01:01:12.627 --> 01:01:15.972 +Steady. According to this, +it's within five meters. + +01:01:17.174 --> 01:01:19.302 +[ Indistinct Whispering] +I Ripley] Open the door. + +01:01:23.930 --> 01:01:26.774 +[ Ripley] Micro changes +in air density, my ass. + +01:01:26.850 --> 01:01:28.978 +[Tracking Device Beeping ] + +01:01:31.938 --> 01:01:34.407 +It's within five meters. + +01:01:34.482 --> 01:01:36.325 +[ Parker] +Be careful. + +01:01:43.491 --> 01:01:46.495 +[ Beeping Continues] + +01:02:05.513 --> 01:02:08.016 +[ Ripley] Christ. [ Parker] Don't do that. +Don't creep up on me with that thing. + +01:02:08.099 --> 01:02:10.852 +[ Ripley] +You guys, stick together. + +01:02:17.484 --> 01:02:21.660 +[ Tracker Twittering] + +01:02:26.326 --> 01:02:30.047 +Don't fail me now. +[ Parker] What? + +01:02:30.163 --> 01:02:32.336 +What is it? Parker, Brett, +it's in this locker! + +01:02:32.415 --> 01:02:34.338 +Where? + +01:02:34.417 --> 01:02:36.419 +[ Brett] +Here, take this. + +01:02:36.503 --> 01:02:38.926 +Get over there +and get the net. + +01:02:39.047 --> 01:02:41.800 +Get it? I got it. I got it. +I got it. + +01:02:41.883 --> 01:02:44.477 +Wait a minute. +Wait a minute. + +01:02:46.221 --> 01:02:49.270 +All right, Parker. +When I say. + +01:02:50.267 --> 01:02:52.861 +All right. Now. + +01:02:52.936 --> 01:02:54.938 +Easy. + +01:02:56.773 --> 01:02:58.525 +[Hissing] + +01:02:58.608 --> 01:03:01.236 +- [All Chattering ] +- Wait! Don't let him go! + +01:03:01.319 --> 01:03:03.538 +What the hell +are you doing, man? + +01:03:03.613 --> 01:03:05.536 +It's the cat. + +01:03:05.615 --> 01:03:08.459 +[Laughing] + +01:03:11.955 --> 01:03:14.834 +Hey, look, now. +We had to bag it, man. + +01:03:14.916 --> 01:03:18.136 +Now we might pick it up +on the tracker again. + +01:03:18.253 --> 01:03:20.506 +I'll I'll I'll +Go and get it, man. + +01:03:21.506 --> 01:03:23.429 +All right. You get him. +We'll go on. + +01:03:26.428 --> 01:03:28.522 +[ Sighs ] +[Scoffs] + +01:03:34.894 --> 01:03:37.317 +Here, kitty! + +01:03:37.397 --> 01:03:39.741 +Here, kitty, kitty! + +01:03:39.816 --> 01:03:42.365 +Enough of that +kitty crap. + +01:03:42.444 --> 01:03:46.415 +Jones. + +01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:48.412 +Jonesy? + +01:03:48.491 --> 01:03:50.493 +Here, Jonesy. + +01:03:52.162 --> 01:03:55.632 +[ Meowing ] +[Cat Mew/rig] + +01:03:58.251 --> 01:04:00.174 +Jones y? + +01:04:05.342 --> 01:04:07.686 +Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. + +01:04:09.137 --> 01:04:11.139 +[ Meowing ] + +01:04:14.184 --> 01:04:16.562 +Here, Jonesy. + +01:04:28.365 --> 01:04:30.242 +Jonesy? + +01:04:30.325 --> 01:04:32.544 +[ Faint Meowing ] + +01:04:41.669 --> 01:04:43.842 +Here, kitty, kitty. + +01:04:51.471 --> 01:04:54.270 +[ Meowing ] + +01:05:21.292 --> 01:05:24.967 +[ Footsteps Echoing] + +01:05:40.311 --> 01:05:43.485 +[ Liquid Splashing] + +01:05:54.742 --> 01:05:57.541 +[Chains Clinking] + +01:06:11.009 --> 01:06:13.603 +Kitty, kitty, kitty. + +01:06:15.180 --> 01:06:17.558 +Here, Jonesy. + +01:06:17.640 --> 01:06:19.768 +Jonesy. + +01:06:21.895 --> 01:06:23.863 +Kitty, kitty. + +01:07:12.737 --> 01:07:14.739 +Jonesy? + +01:07:21.454 --> 01:07:24.298 +Hey. Hey. +Come on, Jonesy. + +01:07:24.374 --> 01:07:26.672 +Come on, baby. +That's a kitty. + +01:07:26.751 --> 01:07:30.130 +ThalS a kitty. +Come on, baby. + +01:07:30.213 --> 01:07:33.012 +- That's a kitty. +- [ Hisses] + +01:07:33.091 --> 01:07:36.971 +Hey, hey. +I'm not gonna hurt you. + +01:07:37.053 --> 01:07:39.055 +Come on. + +01:07:43.893 --> 01:07:46.271 +[ Snarling ] + +01:07:59.993 --> 01:08:02.337 +[Screaming ] + +01:08:15.216 --> 01:08:18.060 +Whatever it was, it was- +it was big and- + +01:08:21.472 --> 01:08:23.816 +You're sure it took him +into the air shaft? + +01:08:23.891 --> 01:08:26.019 +Disappeared into +one of the cooling ducts. + +01:08:26.102 --> 01:08:28.446 +No question, it's- it's using +the air ducts to move around. + +01:08:32.567 --> 01:08:34.740 +Could he want +Brett alive? + +01:08:36.070 --> 01:08:38.744 +What? +Could Brett be alive? + +01:08:38.823 --> 01:08:41.497 +No. I mean, +I don't think so. + +01:08:41.576 --> 01:08:45.501 +Well, this air shaft may +work to our advantage. + +01:08:45.580 --> 01:08:50.381 +Here it leads up to and comes +out in the main air lock. + +01:08:50.460 --> 01:08:52.758 +All right. There's only one +big opening along the way. + +01:08:52.837 --> 01:08:56.182 +We can cover that up, +and then we... + +01:08:56.257 --> 01:08:58.760 +drive it into the air lock +and zap it into outer space. + +01:08:58.843 --> 01:09:01.221 +This son of a bitch +is huge! + +01:09:01.304 --> 01:09:04.683 +- I mean, it' is like a man- ll' is b/jg! +- Kane's son. + +01:09:07.101 --> 01:09:09.570 +Come on, Ash. Science department +should be able to help us. + +01:09:09.646 --> 01:09:12.024 +What can we do +to drive it? + +01:09:12.106 --> 01:09:14.404 +Yes, well, it's adapted remarkably +well to our atmosphere, + +01:09:14.484 --> 01:09:16.578 +considering its +nutritional requirements. + +01:09:16.694 --> 01:09:19.243 +- The only thing we don't know about is temperature. +- Okay. What about temperature? + +01:09:19.322 --> 01:09:22.041 +- What happens if we change it? +- Let's try it. + +01:09:22.116 --> 01:09:25.416 +I mean, most animals +retreat from fire. Yes? + +01:09:25.495 --> 01:09:27.964 +Fire, yeah. +Parker, can you rig... + +01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:30.542 +three or four +incinerator units? + +01:09:30.625 --> 01:09:33.219 +Give me about 2O minutes. +I'll do it. + +01:09:33.294 --> 01:09:34.967 +- Who gets to go into the vent? +- I do. + +01:09:37.674 --> 01:09:41.429 +No. +You and Ash... + +01:09:41.511 --> 01:09:43.730 +take the main +air lock. + +01:09:43.805 --> 01:09:47.981 +Parker, Lambert, you cover up +that maintenance opening, please. + +01:09:48.059 --> 01:09:50.027 +[ Lambert ] +Right. + +01:11:01.549 --> 01:11:04.644 +[ Beepirly] + +01:11:26.741 --> 01:11:30.291 +- [ Dallas] I'm at the first junction. +- Dallas, I'm right here. + +01:11:30.369 --> 01:11:34.169 +- Parker? +- Yeah? +- Lambert'? + +01:11:34.248 --> 01:11:36.546 +We're in position. I'm just +trying to get a reading here. + +01:11:36.626 --> 01:11:39.379 +- The air lock is open. +- Okay, R/jo/ey + +01:11:39.462 --> 01:11:42.136 +Ready. + +01:11:51.474 --> 01:11:54.227 +All right. I've got +a reading on you now. + +01:11:54.310 --> 01:11:56.312 +[Tracker Beeping ] + +01:12:31.305 --> 01:12:34.650 +Uh, open the hatch +to the third junction. + +01:12:37.186 --> 01:12:40.156 +[ Beepirly] + +01:12:50.074 --> 01:12:52.953 +[ Beep/ng Continues] [ +Dallas ] Okay, I'm through. + +01:12:53.077 --> 01:12:55.000 +Ripley? +Yes. + +01:12:55.079 --> 01:12:57.923 +Close all the hatches +behind me. + +01:12:57.999 --> 01:13:00.172 +I'm moving on. + +01:13:14.849 --> 01:13:17.068 +[ Lambert ] Dallas, hold it a minute. +I think I got it. + +01:13:17.184 --> 01:13:21.815 +Yes, I've got it. +[Dal/as ] Where? + +01:13:21.898 --> 01:13:25.653 +[ Lambert] it's somewhere around +the third junction. + +01:13:25.735 --> 01:13:27.737 +Okay, moving on. + +01:13:47.089 --> 01:13:50.639 +It is right around there. Now, Dallas, +you're gonna have to be careful. + +01:14:00.853 --> 01:14:05.984 +All right. +I've reached... + +01:14:06.067 --> 01:14:09.913 +the third junction, +and I'm going down. + +01:14:09.987 --> 01:14:13.537 +[ Sensors Beeping] + +01:14:15.743 --> 01:14:18.166 +[ Beeping ] + +01:14:27.004 --> 01:14:30.349 +The hell's the matter +with that box? + +01:14:30.424 --> 01:14:34.224 +Dallas, you're gonna have to hold +your position for a minute. I- + +01:14:34.303 --> 01:14:36.351 +I've lost the signal. + +01:14:36.430 --> 01:14:39.354 +What? You sure? + +01:14:39.433 --> 01:14:43.529 +Look around. Are you sure ifs no! there .7 I13 go! +to be around there somewhere. + +01:14:47.692 --> 01:14:51.572 +[ Dallas] Checked it out, Lambert. +You may be getting interference. + +01:14:51.654 --> 01:14:53.497 +[ Lambert] Dallas, are you +sure there's no sign of it? + +01:14:53.572 --> 01:14:58.294 +Imean, it is there. +It's gotta be around there. + +01:14:59.996 --> 01:15:05.093 +- Dallas? +- God, what is happening? + +01:15:05.167 --> 01:15:07.966 +All right. + +01:15:11.966 --> 01:15:16.437 +Uh, am I- am I clear, Lambert? I +want to get the hell out of here. + +01:15:16.512 --> 01:15:18.560 +[ Beeping ] + +01:15:18.639 --> 01:15:21.233 +[ Lambert] Oh, God. it's +moving right towards you. + +01:15:23.310 --> 01:15:25.153 +Um- + +01:15:29.400 --> 01:15:33.746 +Move! Get out of there! +Behind you! Move! + +01:15:33.821 --> 01:15:36.916 +Dallas! Move, Dallas! +Move, Dallas! + +01:15:36.991 --> 01:15:40.666 +Get out! [ Sobbing ] Move! + +01:15:40.745 --> 01:15:42.418 +The other way! + +01:15:42.496 --> 01:15:44.214 +[ Screeching ] + +01:15:44.331 --> 01:15:46.083 +[Shrill Feedback] +Dallas? + +01:15:46.208 --> 01:15:47.960 +Oh, no. +Take it easy. + +01:15:48.044 --> 01:15:50.172 +[ Parker] +Dallas? + +01:15:55.676 --> 01:15:57.849 +We found this laying there. + +01:15:59.513 --> 01:16:01.766 +No blood. + +01:16:01.849 --> 01:16:05.274 +No Dallas. +Nothing. + +01:16:11.525 --> 01:16:13.994 +How come I don 'z' hear nobody +saying nothing ? I'm thinking. + +01:16:17.073 --> 01:16:21.624 +Unless somebody has got +a better idea, + +01:16:21.702 --> 01:16:23.955 +we'll proceed +with Dallas's plan. + +01:16:24.038 --> 01:16:27.793 +What? And end up +like the others? + +01:16:27.875 --> 01:16:30.298 +Ohh. No, you're +out of your mind. + +01:16:30.377 --> 01:16:34.632 +- Got a better idea? +- Yes. I say that we abandon this ship. + +01:16:34.715 --> 01:16:36.968 +We get the shuttle and just +get the hell out of here. + +01:16:37.051 --> 01:16:40.021 +We take our chances +and just hope that... + +01:16:40.096 --> 01:16:41.973 +somebody picks us up. +Lambert. + +01:16:42.098 --> 01:16:45.819 +The shuttle won't take four. Then wh y don'! +we draw straws and- + +01:16:45.893 --> 01:16:48.988 +I'm not drawin' any straws. I'm for +killing that goddamn thing right now. + +01:16:49.063 --> 01:16:51.111 +[ Ripley ] +Okay. + +01:16:51.232 --> 01:16:53.234 +Well, let's talk about killing it. +[ Parker Grumbling ] + +01:16:53.317 --> 01:16:56.446 +We know it's using the air shafts- +Will you listen to me, Parker? + +01:16:56.570 --> 01:16:59.369 +Shut up! +Let's hear it. + +01:16:59.448 --> 01:17:01.371 +Let's hear it. + +01:17:01.450 --> 01:17:04.670 +It's using the air shafts. + +01:17:04.787 --> 01:17:07.540 +We don't know that. +That's the only way. + +01:17:07.623 --> 01:17:10.718 +We'll move in pairs. +We'll go step by step... + +01:17:10.793 --> 01:17:13.717 +and cutoff e very bulkhead +and every vent... + +01:17:13.796 --> 01:17:17.050 +until we have it cornered, and then +we'll blow it the fuck out into space. + +01:17:17.133 --> 01:17:19.306 +Is that acceptable +to you? + +01:17:19.426 --> 01:17:24.523 +If it means killing it, it's acceptable to me. +Obviously it means killing it. + +01:17:24.598 --> 01:17:26.396 +But we have to +stick together. + +01:17:27.768 --> 01:17:31.193 +How are our weapons ? +The weapons are fine. + +01:17:31.313 --> 01:17:35.193 +This one needs refueling. +I/I//// you gel' it, please? + +01:17:35.317 --> 01:17:39.367 +Ash, go with him. No, no. +I can manage, Ash. + +01:17:39.446 --> 01:17:41.448 +Don't follow me. + +01:17:44.952 --> 01:17:46.954 +Ash? + +01:17:48.289 --> 01:17:50.792 +Any suggestions +from you or Mother? + +01:17:52.668 --> 01:17:56.548 +No, we're still +coflafing. + +01:17:56.630 --> 01:17:58.883 +[Laughs] +You're what? + +01:17:58.966 --> 01:18:01.185 +You're still collating? + +01:18:01.260 --> 01:18:04.309 +I find that +hard to believe. + +01:18:06.348 --> 01:18:09.568 +What would you like me to do? +Just what you've been doing, Ash. + +01:18:09.643 --> 01:18:12.567 +Nothing. I've got +access to Mother now, + +01:18:12.646 --> 01:18:15.650 +and I'll get +my own answers, thank you. + +01:18:18.235 --> 01:18:20.829 +All right. + +01:18:37.588 --> 01:18:39.966 +[ Beeping ] + +01:18:44.428 --> 01:18:48.353 +[ Clicking, Beeping 1 + +01:18:57.441 --> 01:19:00.035 +[Whirring] + +01:19:01.111 --> 01:19:03.409 +[ Keyboard Beeping] + +01:19:16.835 --> 01:19:19.258 +[ Keyboard Beeping] + +01:20:10.764 --> 01:20:14.109 +There is an explanation +for this, you know. + +01:20:14.184 --> 01:20:18.189 +Is there really? I don't wanna +hear your goddamn explanation! + +01:20:20.274 --> 01:20:23.448 +[ Sobbing ] +I want- I want- + +01:20:24.903 --> 01:20:29.124 +[ Sobbing ] +I want- I w- + +01:20:42.046 --> 01:20:45.141 +Parker. Lambert? + +01:20:53.390 --> 01:20:56.815 +Ash, open the door. + +01:21:06.445 --> 01:21:08.447 +Ash- + +01:21:12.326 --> 01:21:14.328 +Will you open the door? + +01:21:17.873 --> 01:21:19.216 +Let me by, Ash. +[ G/Qy/iflg] + +01:21:26.006 --> 01:21:27.804 +[ Screams ] + +01:21:50.656 --> 01:21:53.626 +[ Jingling ] + +01:21:55.369 --> 01:21:57.371 +Yaah! +[Groans] + +01:22:31.488 --> 01:22:33.911 +[ Muffled Shouts] + +01:22:41.248 --> 01:22:43.751 +The hell are you doing? + +01:22:48.005 --> 01:22:50.975 +[ Muffled Shouting Continues] + +01:22:51.049 --> 01:22:53.051 +Aah! + +01:23:01.602 --> 01:23:05.357 +Get her up. Get her up. Get her up. Get her up. +Get her up. Get her up. + +01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:09.444 +[ Chittering ] + +01:23:16.742 --> 01:23:19.086 +Android! +He's an android! + +01:23:31.882 --> 01:23:33.805 +[ Screeching ] + +01:23:33.884 --> 01:23:35.886 +Jesus! + +01:23:39.097 --> 01:23:42.351 +[ Parker] l2' 3 a robot. +A sh is a goddamn robot! + +01:23:44.311 --> 01:23:46.530 +Gm“.! + +01:23:48.982 --> 01:23:52.657 +[ Parker] +Oh! Get off me- Oh! + +01:23:52.736 --> 01:23:54.704 +Holy shit! + +01:23:54.780 --> 01:23:59.251 +Help! Help me get +this fucking thing off! + +01:23:59.326 --> 01:24:01.328 +[Screaming ] + +01:24:03.121 --> 01:24:05.465 +Aah! + +01:24:06.917 --> 01:24:09.170 +God! Jesus! +Oh, God! Oh, God! + +01:24:13.966 --> 01:24:16.970 +[ Parker] How come the company +senz' us a goddamn robot'? + +01:24:17.052 --> 01:24:20.807 +[Ripley ] All I can think of is they must've +wanted the alien for their weapons division. + +01:24:20.889 --> 01:24:23.642 +He's been protecting it +right along. + +01:24:23.725 --> 01:24:25.978 +Parker, will you +plug it in? + +01:24:26.103 --> 01:24:30.984 +[Parker]! don 7 know Why- Because +he may know how to kill it. + +01:24:58.677 --> 01:25:01.226 +[ Ripley J +Ash, can you hear me? + +01:25:04.141 --> 01:25:06.064 +Ash? + +01:25:13.191 --> 01:25:15.944 +[ Distorted Voice] +Yes, I can hear you. + +01:25:20.407 --> 01:25:25.959 +- What was your special order? +- You read it. I thought it was clear. + +01:25:26.038 --> 01:25:30.043 +- What was it? +- Bring back life-form. + +01:25:30.125 --> 01:25:34.801 +Priority one. All other +priorities rescinded. + +01:25:37.799 --> 01:25:42.521 +The damn company! What about +our lives, you son of a bitch? + +01:25:42.596 --> 01:25:46.567 +I repeat: All other priorities +are rescinded. + +01:25:46.642 --> 01:25:49.020 +[ Ripley ] +How do we kill it, Ash? + +01:25:49.102 --> 01:25:52.527 +There is go! to be a way of killing it'. +How- How do we do it'? + +01:25:52.606 --> 01:25:55.405 +You can't. + +01:25:55.484 --> 01:26:00.991 +- That's bullshit! +- You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? + +01:26:02.449 --> 01:26:04.952 +A perfect organism. + +01:26:07.746 --> 01:26:11.376 +Its structural perfection is +matched only by its hostility. + +01:26:11.458 --> 01:26:13.677 +You admire it. + +01:26:17.756 --> 01:26:19.850 +I admire its purity. + +01:26:24.179 --> 01:26:26.102 +A survivor... + +01:26:28.183 --> 01:26:32.438 +unclouded by conscience, + +01:26:32.521 --> 01:26:36.196 +remorse or delusions +of morality. + +01:26:38.151 --> 01:26:40.825 +[ Parker] Look, I- I've +heard enough of this, + +01:26:40.904 --> 01:26:43.327 +and I'm asking you +to pull the plug. + +01:26:43.407 --> 01:26:46.752 +[Ash ] Last Word. What? + +01:26:48.578 --> 01:26:52.628 +I can't lie to you +aboutyourchances,buL" + +01:26:55.794 --> 01:26:58.297 +you have my sympathies. + +01:27:00.716 --> 01:27:03.765 +We're gonna +blow up the ship. + +01:27:03.844 --> 01:27:06.597 +We'll take our chances +in the shuttle. + +01:27:06.722 --> 01:27:09.066 +Blow up the ship. +Good. + +01:27:09.141 --> 01:27:11.143 +Come on. + +01:27:37.753 --> 01:27:41.508 +When we throw the switches, how long +before the ship blows? Ten minutes. + +01:27:41.631 --> 01:27:43.804 +No bullshit. If we ain't +outta here in ten minutes, + +01:27:43.884 --> 01:27:47.559 +we won't need no rocket +to fly through space. + +01:27:47.637 --> 01:27:50.811 +We're gonna need coolant +for the air support system. + +01:28:03.153 --> 01:28:05.827 +You two go down, get all +the coolant you can carry. + +01:28:05.906 --> 01:28:08.830 +I'll get the shuttle ready. +I'll give you about- + +01:28:08.909 --> 01:28:11.207 +about seven minutes. + +01:28:11.286 --> 01:28:13.664 +Come back up here. +I'll shut the switches off, + +01:28:13.747 --> 01:28:15.624 +and we'll blow this fucker +off into space. + +01:28:15.707 --> 01:28:17.425 +Okay. All right. +Come on. + +01:28:17.501 --> 01:28:19.128 +Ready? Take care of yourself. + +01:28:19.211 --> 01:28:20.884 +Seven minutes. + +01:28:58.083 --> 01:29:00.677 +[ Typing ] [Parker On +Speaker] Take i2' easy. + +01:29:03.713 --> 01:29:07.343 +[ Meowing On Speaker] +Jones. + +01:29:43.628 --> 01:29:46.427 +[ Cylinders Hiss] + +01:29:54.055 --> 01:29:56.057 +Jones? + +01:30:29.841 --> 01:30:32.344 +Okay, check the bottles. + +01:30:45.482 --> 01:30:47.484 +Jones? + +01:30:51.988 --> 01:30:53.490 +How you doin'? +fine. + +01:30:54.908 --> 01:30:56.535 +Kitty. +[Tapping Fingers ] + +01:30:56.618 --> 01:30:58.586 +[ Parker On Speaker] +Okay. Go ahead. + +01:31:00.747 --> 01:31:02.875 +Jones? + +01:31:07.087 --> 01:31:09.840 +Psst! Psst! Psst! Psst! Kitty, +kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. + +01:31:09.923 --> 01:31:12.301 +Come here, Jones. +Come here. + +01:31:12.384 --> 01:31:14.512 +Jones? + +01:31:18.848 --> 01:31:20.771 +Come here, boy. + +01:31:20.850 --> 01:31:22.648 +Come here. + +01:31:22.727 --> 01:31:25.150 +Nice kitty. + +01:31:25.230 --> 01:31:27.153 +Jones? + +01:31:27.273 --> 01:31:29.947 +[ Rattling ] +Jones'? + +01:31:34.030 --> 01:31:36.829 +Come here. +Come here, sweetheart. + +01:31:38.076 --> 01:31:39.874 +Jones. + +01:31:47.085 --> 01:31:50.965 +Jones? Jones? + +01:31:52.716 --> 01:31:54.810 +Jones? + +01:31:54.884 --> 01:31:57.307 +- [ Snarls ] +_ [ Gasps ] + +01:31:59.639 --> 01:32:02.483 +Jones! +Goddamn it! + +01:32:06.479 --> 01:32:08.607 +Now I got you. + +01:32:13.820 --> 01:32:16.744 +Here, sweetie. +Nice kitty. + +01:32:37.510 --> 01:32:41.390 +- [ Gasps] +- Oh, my God. + +01:32:41.514 --> 01:32:44.939 +[ Parker] Get out of the way. [ +Lambert ] I can't get out of the way! + +01:32:45.018 --> 01:32:47.862 +Get out of the way, Lambert! +It's gonna kill us! + +01:32:47.937 --> 01:32:50.690 +I can't! + +01:32:50.815 --> 01:32:53.989 +I ambe/T, for Chr/Sz"s sake, gel' +out of the way! Parker? Lambert- + +01:33:03.203 --> 01:33:06.707 +Get out of the way, Lambert! + +01:33:06.790 --> 01:33:08.667 +Parker? Lambert? + +01:33:08.792 --> 01:33:13.013 +Lambert'? Parker'? +[ Lambert Sobbing] + +01:33:42.325 --> 01:33:44.703 +Get outta the room! + +01:33:56.089 --> 01:33:57.557 +[Screaming ] + +01:33:57.632 --> 01:34:00.761 +[ Lambert Screaming] + +01:34:03.012 --> 01:34:07.939 +[ Lambert ] Oh, God! +[ Parker Whimpering] + +01:34:08.017 --> 01:34:10.987 +[Alien Roaring] +[ Lambert Screaming] + +01:34:22.657 --> 01:34:24.785 +Parker? + +01:34:35.044 --> 01:34:37.763 +[Shuddering ] + +01:34:45.054 --> 01:34:48.775 +[ Ripley Grunting] + +01:34:53.271 --> 01:34:55.569 +[Alarm Beeping ] + +01:35:03.698 --> 01:35:05.996 +[ Breathing Heavily ] + +01:35:57.794 --> 01:36:02.300 +[Mother] Danger. The emergency +desfruct system... [Alarm Sounding ] + +01:36:02.382 --> 01:36:04.726 +is now activated. + +01:36:04.801 --> 01:36:07.975 +The ship will detonate +in T-minus... + +01:36:08.054 --> 01:36:11.228 +ten minutes. + +01:36:11.307 --> 01:36:14.481 +The option to override +automatic detonation... + +01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:18.815 +expires in T-minus +five minutes. + +01:36:20.233 --> 01:36:22.076 +[Alarm Continues] + +01:36:31.786 --> 01:36:36.417 +[Alarm Continues] + +01:36:46.342 --> 01:36:50.848 +[ Breathing Heavily ] + +01:36:50.930 --> 01:36:54.275 +[Gasps, Grunts] + +01:37:01.274 --> 01:37:05.279 +[ Grunting, Breathing Heavily] + +01:37:12.452 --> 01:37:16.127 +[ Breathing Heavily ] + +01:37:17.790 --> 01:37:21.715 +[ Mother] The option to override +automatic detonation... + +01:37:21.794 --> 01:37:24.673 +expires in T-minus... + +01:37:24.756 --> 01:37:27.475 +three minutes. + +01:38:01.125 --> 01:38:04.925 +[ Mother] The option to override +automatic detonation... + +01:38:05.004 --> 01:38:09.305 +expires in T-minus one minute. + +01:38:10.676 --> 01:38:12.553 +[ Alarm BIaring] + +01:38:17.016 --> 01:38:21.487 +Twenty-nine, 28, 27, + +01:38:21.562 --> 01:38:26.238 +26, 25, 24, + +01:38:26.317 --> 01:38:28.945 +23, 22, + +01:38:29.028 --> 01:38:32.077 +21, 20 seconds. + +01:38:32.156 --> 01:38:34.124 +Nineteen, 18, + +01:38:34.200 --> 01:38:37.329 +17, 16, + +01:38:37.412 --> 01:38:41.087 +15, 14, 13, + +01:38:41.165 --> 01:38:45.466 +12, 11, 10 seconds. + +01:38:45.545 --> 01:38:49.675 +Nine, eight', seven, +[ Gasps ] + +01:38:49.757 --> 01:38:53.432 +Six, five, four, + +01:38:53.553 --> 01:38:58.024 +Come on! +three, two, one. + +01:38:58.099 --> 01:39:01.603 +The option to override +detonation procedure... + +01:39:01.686 --> 01:39:03.609 +has now expired. + +01:39:05.148 --> 01:39:09.403 +Mother? I've turned the +cooling unit back on. + +01:39:09.485 --> 01:39:11.738 +Mother! + +01:39:11.821 --> 01:39:14.995 +[ Mother] The ship will +automatically destruct... + +01:39:15.074 --> 01:39:18.749 +in T-minus five minutes. + +01:39:20.163 --> 01:39:24.259 +You bitch! +[ Screams ] + +01:39:38.431 --> 01:39:40.399 +You bitch! + +01:39:40.475 --> 01:39:42.352 +Goddamn it! + +01:41:13.609 --> 01:41:15.452 +Jones y. + +01:41:53.441 --> 01:41:55.660 +[ Gasping ] + +01:42:00.740 --> 01:42:05.621 +You now have one minute +to abandon ship. + +01:42:05.703 --> 01:42:09.378 +The ship will +automatically destruct... + +01:42:09.457 --> 01:42:12.586 +in T-minus one minute. + +01:42:36.150 --> 01:42:39.950 +T-minus 30 seconds. + +01:42:40.029 --> 01:42:42.953 +Twenty-nine, 28, + +01:42:43.032 --> 01:42:45.126 +27, 26, + +01:42:45.201 --> 01:42:48.171 +25, 24, + +01:42:48.287 --> 01:42:53.794 +[ Beeping ] +23, 22, 21, 20 seconds. + +01:42:53.876 --> 01:42:56.129 +Nineteen, 18, + +01:42:56.212 --> 01:42:59.557 +17, 16, + +01:42:59.632 --> 01:43:02.511 +15, 14, 13, + +01:43:02.593 --> 01:43:06.097 +12, 11, 10 seconds. + +01:43:06.222 --> 01:43:09.476 +[ Rapid Beeping] +Nine, eight, seven, + +01:43:09.558 --> 01:43:12.357 +six, five, + +01:43:12.436 --> 01:43:16.782 +- four, three, two, one. +- [Steady Beep] + +01:44:04.864 --> 01:44:06.866 +I 90t you, + +01:44:09.034 --> 01:44:11.378 +you son of a bitch. + +01:44:47.281 --> 01:44:49.283 +[ Meows ] + +01:44:53.412 --> 01:44:55.380 +Shh, Shh, Shh, +Shh, Shh. + +01:44:55.456 --> 01:44:57.834 +It's all right. + +01:45:05.716 --> 01:45:08.936 +Shh, shh, shh. +[Meows] + +01:45:11.388 --> 01:45:13.811 +Shh, shh, shh. +It's all right. + +01:45:21.941 --> 01:45:25.036 +[ Meows, Growls ] All right. +it's nice to see you too. + +01:45:25.110 --> 01:45:27.033 +Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. + +01:45:27.112 --> 01:45:29.114 +It's okay. + +01:46:49.570 --> 01:46:51.538 +[ Screams ] + +01:46:55.242 --> 01:46:58.041 +[ Gasping] + +01:49:11.587 --> 01:49:13.589 +[Air Seal Hisses] + +01:49:59.676 --> 01:50:01.474 +Come on. Come on. + +01:50:01.553 --> 01:50:04.147 +♪ You are A' + +01:50:04.223 --> 01:50:08.069 +♪ My lucky star; + +01:50:08.143 --> 01:50:11.522 +♪ You... are my ♪ + +01:50:11.605 --> 01:50:13.733 +♪ Lucky star ♪ + +01:50:13.816 --> 01:50:15.864 +♪ YOU) + +01:50:15.943 --> 01:50:20.164 +Lucky, lucky, lucky, +lucky, lucky. + +01:50:20.239 --> 01:50:22.913 +Okay. +[ lnhales] + +01:50:30.082 --> 01:50:31.755 +Well, come on. + +01:50:31.834 --> 01:50:33.507 +♪ You are ♪ + +01:50:33.585 --> 01:50:38.307 +♪ My lucky star; + +01:50:38.382 --> 01:50:39.725 +JYOUJ + +01:50:39.800 --> 01:50:45.728 +- [ Screeching ] +- ♪ You are my lucky star; + +01:50:46.807 --> 01:50:50.903 +♪ You are my lucky star ♪ + +01:50:50.978 --> 01:50:54.278 +♪ You are my lucky; +[ Mumbling ] + +01:50:54.398 --> 01:50:58.153 +[ Screeching ] +Oh, my God. + +01:50:58.235 --> 01:51:01.079 +[ Screeching ] + +01:51:15.169 --> 01:51:18.764 +My- My lucky- +[ Breathing Heavily ] + +01:51:18.839 --> 01:51:21.888 +♪ You... are my ♪ + +01:51:21.967 --> 01:51:23.765 +[ Gasping ] + +01:51:27.472 --> 01:51:31.147 +♪ You are my ♪ + +01:51:31.226 --> 01:51:33.820 +[ Gasping ] + +01:51:33.896 --> 01:51:36.194 +♪ Lucky ♪ +[Gasping 1 + +01:51:42.988 --> 01:51:45.832 +[Screaming ] + +01:51:53.040 --> 01:51:55.839 +[ Screeching ] + +01:52:41.421 --> 01:52:45.517 +[ Ripley] Final report of the +commercial starship Nostromo. + +01:52:45.592 --> 01:52:48.436 +Third officer reporting. + +01:52:48.512 --> 01:52:51.766 +The other members +of the crew- + +01:52:51.848 --> 01:52:53.942 +Kane, Lambert, + +01:52:54.017 --> 01:52:56.861 +Parker, Brett, + +01:52:56.937 --> 01:53:01.158 +Ash and Captain Dallas- +are dead. + +01:53:01.233 --> 01:53:05.079 +Cargo and ship destroyed. + +01:53:05.153 --> 01:53:08.874 +I should reach the frontier +in about six weeks. + +01:53:08.949 --> 01:53:12.704 +With a little luck, +the network will pick me up. + +01:53:12.786 --> 01:53:17.417 +This is Ripley, +last survivor of the Nosfromo, + +01:53:18.417 --> 01:53:20.419 +signing off. + +01:53:27.301 --> 01:53:29.144 +Come on, cat. + +01:56:32.527 --> 01:56:37.528 +English - US - PSDH + +01:59:16.037 --> 01:59:18.164 +That's a big fella! Whoa! + +01:59:46.153 --> 01:59:48.196 +- Looks great. +- Thank you. + +01:59:48.530 --> 01:59:50.449 +Happy vacation, honey. + +01:59:51.867 --> 01:59:54.494 +Manchurian tung oil! +Where did you get this? + +01:59:54.828 --> 01:59:56.496 +Helen got it for me in Oslo. + +01:59:56.580 --> 02:00:00.333 +There's enough here +to do the whole table and the bureau. + +02:00:02.794 --> 02:00:04.713 +I wonder what this could be. + +02:00:04.796 --> 02:00:07.174 +Oh, honey, you got it. Thank you. + +02:00:07.257 --> 02:00:09.468 +Enough to do the entire guest room. + +02:00:09.551 --> 02:00:11.928 +I'm so glad we're spending +our vacation at home. + +02:00:12.012 --> 02:00:14.890 +- I'm gonna get started now. +- Where are you going? + +02:00:18.935 --> 02:00:21.063 +- I'll get it. +- Be my guest. + +02:00:25.776 --> 02:00:28.028 +- Maybe you should get it. +- I'll go. + +02:00:34.409 --> 02:00:35.660 +Oh, no! + +02:00:41.585 --> 02:00:42.753 +Jane. + +02:00:44.797 --> 02:00:46.715 +It's your turn, honey. + +02:00:59.561 --> 02:01:01.689 +- Good luck, honey. +- Thanks. + +02:01:03.899 --> 02:01:06.985 +Hi, Barbara. I'm glad I caught you. +Heard you were on vacation. + +02:01:07.069 --> 02:01:08.570 +That's right. Complete vacation. + +02:01:08.654 --> 02:01:10.447 +Today I'm $260,000! + +02:01:12.533 --> 02:01:15.494 +- It's 6:45 in the morning. +- This offer is real. + +02:01:15.577 --> 02:01:18.997 +From a man in New York City +who only saw a photograph. + +02:01:19.081 --> 02:01:21.834 +Jane, don't send people photos +of our house. + +02:01:21.917 --> 02:01:26.171 +He wants to bring the wife and family +here for some peace and quiet. + +02:01:26.255 --> 02:01:28.048 +That's what we're looking for. + +02:01:28.132 --> 02:01:32.555 +This house is too big for you. +It ought to be for a couple with kids. + +02:01:34.348 --> 02:01:37.685 +I didn't mean anything. +But this house is too big. + +02:01:38.102 --> 02:01:41.605 +- I'll see you in a few weeks. Okay? +- Think about it. + +02:01:55.119 --> 02:01:57.413 +I was telling Barbara about this offer +on the house... + +02:01:57.496 --> 02:01:58.539 +No, Jane. + +02:02:06.505 --> 02:02:08.424 +Come with me to the store. + +02:02:08.507 --> 02:02:11.761 +- What for? +- I need a new brush for the tung oil. + +02:02:12.219 --> 02:02:16.140 +- And I want to get a part for the model. +- Just run in, okay? + +02:02:34.660 --> 02:02:37.580 +Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation. + +02:02:38.122 --> 02:02:41.834 +Jane says we should sell the house +to someone with a family. + +02:02:41.918 --> 02:02:44.879 +I don't think it's any of Jane's business. + +02:02:45.421 --> 02:02:48.508 +Besides, we could try again +on this vacation. + +02:02:48.925 --> 02:02:51.010 +Really? What are you saying? + +02:03:08.236 --> 02:03:10.905 +- How are you doing, Ernie? +- Hi, how are you? + +02:03:20.125 --> 02:03:21.334 +Good morning, Adam. + +02:03:21.418 --> 02:03:24.003 +- Need a haircut before your vacation? +- No, thanks, Bill. + +02:03:24.087 --> 02:03:25.755 +- How's the model coming? +- Great. + +02:03:25.839 --> 02:03:30.010 +You know, Bozman built that foundation +in 1835. His grandson... + +02:03:40.437 --> 02:03:43.440 +He's got hair down +to his goddamn shoulders. + +02:03:43.940 --> 02:03:46.735 +He says to me, "Just trim it a little." + +02:03:47.152 --> 02:03:50.447 +- I took the scissors to him so fast... +- See you later. + +02:04:04.836 --> 02:04:08.506 +- This will be great. +- Wouldn't you rather go to Jamaica? + +02:04:09.007 --> 02:04:12.304 +- No way. There's no place like home. +- Look out for that... + +02:04:57.349 --> 02:04:59.685 +Perfect start to our vacation. + +02:04:59.851 --> 02:05:02.437 +You'll feel better when you're dry. + +02:05:04.400 --> 02:05:07.152 +That fire wasn't burning when we left. + +02:05:08.237 --> 02:05:11.532 +- How's your arm? +- I don't know. It feels frozen. + +02:05:28.924 --> 02:05:31.719 +I'll make some coffee +and you get wood for the fire. + +02:05:31.802 --> 02:05:34.596 +Maybe we should take things extra slow. + +02:05:34.680 --> 02:05:37.474 +Do you remember how +we got back up here? + +02:05:39.393 --> 02:05:42.813 +I'm going back to that bridge +and retrace our steps. + +02:05:57.621 --> 02:05:59.373 +- You saved my... +- Two hours! + +02:05:59.457 --> 02:06:02.877 +- You won't believe... What? +- That's how long you were gone. + +02:06:04.128 --> 02:06:06.964 +- What is going on? +- I have to show you something. + +02:06:08.507 --> 02:06:09.675 +Look. + +02:06:17.641 --> 02:06:19.143 +There's that. + +02:06:19.643 --> 02:06:21.354 +And there's that. + +02:06:28.944 --> 02:06:32.239 +- "Handbook for the Recently Diseased." +- Deceased. + +02:06:34.825 --> 02:06:36.160 +Deceased. + +02:06:36.410 --> 02:06:40.039 +I don't know where it came from. +Look at the publisher. + +02:06:44.043 --> 02:06:47.004 +"Handbook for +the Recently Deceased Press." + +02:06:47.505 --> 02:06:50.927 +You know what? +I don't think we survived the crash. + +02:06:55.348 --> 02:06:56.766 +I hate this. + +02:06:56.849 --> 02:06:59.018 +Can you give me the basics? + +02:06:59.977 --> 02:07:02.980 +This book isn't arranged that way. +What do you want to know? + +02:07:03.064 --> 02:07:06.484 +Why did you disappear +when you stepped off the porch? + +02:07:06.567 --> 02:07:09.112 +Are we halfway to heaven +or halfway to hell? + +02:07:09.195 --> 02:07:11.197 +How long will this last? + +02:07:11.280 --> 02:07:13.574 +I don't see anything about heaven or hell. + +02:07:13.658 --> 02:07:16.619 +This book reads like stereo instructions. +Listen. + +02:07:16.703 --> 02:07:18.663 +"Geographical and Temporal Perimeters. + +02:07:18.746 --> 02:07:22.375 +"Functional perimeters vary from +manifestation to manifestation." + +02:07:23.960 --> 02:07:26.170 +This is going to take some time. + +02:07:49.487 --> 02:07:52.282 +Damn sandworms. Thirteen percent, huh? + +02:07:52.657 --> 02:07:55.994 +I better find a job. +Let's see. Business section. + +02:08:02.083 --> 02:08:04.711 +What do we got here? The Maitlands. + +02:08:06.713 --> 02:08:09.591 +Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too. + +02:08:16.806 --> 02:08:19.434 +I wish I had a better view +of the cemetery from here. + +02:08:19.517 --> 02:08:22.520 +I can't tell which is +the best placement for us. + +02:08:27.942 --> 02:08:29.402 +Cabin fever? + +02:08:29.819 --> 02:08:31.780 +I can't clean anything properly. + +02:08:31.863 --> 02:08:34.657 +The vacuum's in the garage +and we can't leave the house. + +02:08:34.741 --> 02:08:38.288 +Why don't they tell us something? +Where are the other dead people? + +02:08:38.372 --> 02:08:40.499 +Why is it just you and me? + +02:08:41.249 --> 02:08:43.126 +Maybe this is heaven. + +02:08:43.835 --> 02:08:46.588 +In heaven there wouldn't be dust +on everything. + +02:08:55.222 --> 02:08:56.515 +It's Jane. + +02:09:00.352 --> 02:09:02.104 +- What's she doing here? +- I don't know. + +02:09:02.187 --> 02:09:04.064 +Jane, up here. Jane! + +02:09:10.404 --> 02:09:12.489 +She can't see you, right? + +02:09:15.117 --> 02:09:19.079 +In the book, rule number two: +"The living usually won't see the dead." + +02:09:20.706 --> 02:09:23.458 +- Won't or can't? +- It just says "won't." + +02:09:23.542 --> 02:09:27.504 +God, this book is so stupid! +I can't understand anything in it. + +02:09:28.797 --> 02:09:30.342 +Barb, honey... + +02:09:31.051 --> 02:09:32.594 +...we're dead. + +02:09:32.886 --> 02:09:36.223 +I don't think we have much +to worry about anymore. + +02:10:09.006 --> 02:10:12.009 +This is great! +Just what the doctor ordered. + +02:10:18.223 --> 02:10:19.725 +Sorry, ma'am. + +02:10:21.810 --> 02:10:23.939 +Delia Deetz, welcome home. + +02:10:25.399 --> 02:10:26.692 +Charles! + +02:10:27.193 --> 02:10:31.781 +It's okay, there's no damage. See? +Good, sturdy, country craftsmanship. + +02:10:32.323 --> 02:10:36.452 +Look at that kitchen. You'll finally +be able to cook a decent meal. + +02:10:39.330 --> 02:10:41.040 +Come and have a look. + +02:10:50.091 --> 02:10:53.094 +A little gasoline. Blowtorch. No problem. + +02:10:54.261 --> 02:10:56.263 +Excuse me. Here we go. + +02:11:07.525 --> 02:11:09.860 +We'll have to rip out all the plumbing. + +02:11:09.944 --> 02:11:13.072 +Other than that, it's perfect. Just perfect. + +02:11:14.198 --> 02:11:17.161 +- What do you think, honey? +- Delia hates it. + +02:11:20.832 --> 02:11:22.291 +I could live here. + +02:11:22.542 --> 02:11:24.210 +Careful! That's my sculpture. + +02:11:24.293 --> 02:11:27.505 +I don't mean "my" as in "I bought it." +I mean I made it. + +02:11:29.549 --> 02:11:31.384 +Put it on the table. + +02:11:39.726 --> 02:11:42.812 +Ten minutes. I'm already perfectly at ease. + +02:11:43.730 --> 02:11:45.148 +It's perfect. + +02:11:45.231 --> 02:11:46.399 +Help! + +02:11:47.316 --> 02:11:48.693 +It's Otho. + +02:11:49.235 --> 02:11:52.196 +Otho, why don't you come +in the front door? + +02:11:52.572 --> 02:11:53.990 +It's bad luck. + +02:11:54.073 --> 02:11:56.993 +You left the city for me. I am so happy. + +02:11:57.368 --> 02:11:59.120 +Of course you are. + +02:12:01.789 --> 02:12:03.958 +Let's get one thing straight. + +02:12:04.042 --> 02:12:08.004 +We're here to enjoy the country setting, +not to trash the place! + +02:12:08.087 --> 02:12:10.717 +Charles, you're lucky +the yuppies are buying condos... + +02:12:10.800 --> 02:12:14.929 +...so you can afford what I'm going +to have to do to this place. + +02:12:15.221 --> 02:12:19.476 +I'm here to relax and clip coupons, +and, damn it, I mean to do it. + +02:12:19.726 --> 02:12:22.353 +Then go do it quietly, dear, +and let Otho and me think. + +02:12:22.437 --> 02:12:24.564 +Is the rest of the house as bad as this? + +02:12:24.647 --> 02:12:26.524 +Is this a punishment? + +02:12:27.734 --> 02:12:29.444 +What are we going to do? + +02:12:30.320 --> 02:12:32.655 +We're not completely helpless. + +02:12:32.947 --> 02:12:37.160 +I've been reading that book and there's +a word for people in our situation. + +02:12:37.702 --> 02:12:38.953 +Ghosts! + +02:12:40.330 --> 02:12:42.749 +Let's get this show on the road. + +02:12:46.002 --> 02:12:48.380 +We're dealing with +negative entertainment potential. + +02:12:48.463 --> 02:12:51.299 +There's absolutely no organic flow through. + +02:12:51.383 --> 02:12:54.302 +I noticed that, too. +It's like a giant ant farm. + +02:12:57.430 --> 02:12:59.933 +- What? +- I thought I saw something. + +02:13:11.405 --> 02:13:13.240 +You've read my mind. + +02:13:13.907 --> 02:13:16.827 +- I did? +- So few clients are able to read my mind. + +02:13:16.910 --> 02:13:19.496 +They're not open to the experience. + +02:13:27.629 --> 02:13:28.880 +My God! + +02:13:29.589 --> 02:13:33.719 +We just have to pray the other closets +are bigger than this one. + +02:13:34.052 --> 02:13:35.220 +Look! + +02:13:36.221 --> 02:13:37.973 +Ozzie and Harriet. + +02:13:40.559 --> 02:13:42.310 +- What happened to these people? +- They died. + +02:13:42.394 --> 02:13:44.479 +Look, an indoor outhouse. + +02:13:49.735 --> 02:13:52.904 +- Viridian. +- Viridian. Why do I know that name? + +02:13:53.405 --> 02:13:54.823 +Blue-green! + +02:13:55.574 --> 02:13:57.578 +Hydrated chromic oxide. + +02:13:57.953 --> 02:14:01.457 +Remember, I'm schooled in chemistry. +I was a hair analyst. + +02:14:01.540 --> 02:14:03.125 +- What? +- Briefly. + +02:14:09.089 --> 02:14:11.216 +Deliver me from L.L. Bean. + +02:14:13.635 --> 02:14:17.264 +I know what you two are up to and +you're not going to get away with it! + +02:14:17.347 --> 02:14:18.974 +This is not working out. + +02:14:19.058 --> 02:14:23.103 +I will not stop living and breathing art +just because you need to relax. + +02:14:23.729 --> 02:14:26.356 +I'm here with you. I'll live with you +in this hellhole. + +02:14:26.440 --> 02:14:31.195 +But I must express myself. If I can't +gut this house and make it my own... + +02:14:31.779 --> 02:14:34.865 +...I will go insane +and I will take you with me! + +02:14:37.076 --> 02:14:40.704 +Yeah. Well, maybe the house +could use a little remodeling. + +02:14:40.788 --> 02:14:44.208 +But why don't you just leave +this room alone, okay? + +02:14:45.542 --> 02:14:46.460 +Okay. + +02:14:52.343 --> 02:14:53.761 +I'll get her. + +02:14:54.595 --> 02:14:55.471 +So? + +02:14:55.554 --> 02:15:00.226 +Once you cover the wallpaper, knock down +a few walls, this place might be livable. + +02:15:00.309 --> 02:15:03.104 +- What's on the third floor? +- Attic space. + +02:15:03.187 --> 02:15:05.606 +I forgot to lock the attic door. + +02:15:13.364 --> 02:15:15.408 +- Did you feel something? +- When? + +02:15:24.625 --> 02:15:27.586 +- You don't have a key? +- Maybe Charles does. + +02:15:27.753 --> 02:15:32.049 +I have a feeling there's something +very interesting behind this door. + +02:15:32.133 --> 02:15:35.970 +Yeah, the ghosts of the people who died +in this house, and they want us out! + +02:15:36.053 --> 02:15:37.972 +Let's do them a favor. + +02:15:54.866 --> 02:15:56.868 +My God, that was close! + +02:15:58.745 --> 02:16:00.580 +I cannot watch this. + +02:16:01.247 --> 02:16:04.292 +What's the good of being a ghost +if you can't frighten people away? + +02:16:04.375 --> 02:16:07.003 +- Honey? +- No, I'm not putting up with this! + +02:16:17.096 --> 02:16:19.932 +- You don't know what's out there. +- I don't care. + +02:16:28.983 --> 02:16:30.276 +Barbara! + +02:16:30.860 --> 02:16:31.903 +Adam! + +02:16:33.446 --> 02:16:36.074 +Adam, help. I'm getting all yellow! + +02:17:16.950 --> 02:17:19.911 +We're trapped in this house +with those people. + +02:17:24.958 --> 02:17:28.795 +I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. +Is there no Szechwan up here? + +02:17:28.878 --> 02:17:32.342 +I plan to have a stroke from the amount +of MSG in this food. + +02:17:32.592 --> 02:17:37.472 +This is our first meal in this house, +so let's try to make it a pleasant one. + +02:17:38.765 --> 02:17:40.767 +Don't bait your mother. + +02:17:41.017 --> 02:17:44.646 +When we get settled, we'll build you +a darkroom in the basement. + +02:17:45.021 --> 02:17:47.274 +My whole life is a darkroom. + +02:17:48.024 --> 02:17:49.776 +One big dark room. + +02:17:51.695 --> 02:17:56.450 +You were miserable in New York City, +and you'll be miserable in the sticks. + +02:17:56.575 --> 02:17:58.452 +At least someone's life +hasn't been upheaved. + +02:17:58.535 --> 02:18:03.165 +I'm happy here. Those people in New York +don't know what they're missing. + +02:18:07.586 --> 02:18:10.338 +We could become The Summer Art Center +of New York. + +02:18:10.422 --> 02:18:13.300 +I could start sculpting again. +I'm only truly happy when I'm sculpting. + +02:18:13.383 --> 02:18:17.054 +That's a very good idea. +That'll be very time-consuming. + +02:18:17.596 --> 02:18:19.931 +First the house. +Otho and I have great plans. + +02:18:20.015 --> 02:18:22.017 +We should keep it the way it is. + +02:18:22.100 --> 02:18:23.477 +Good idea. + +02:18:28.650 --> 02:18:32.029 +The furniture truck is coming. +We must decide what goes and what stays. + +02:18:32.112 --> 02:18:35.115 +Everything goes, +along with whatever's in the attic. + +02:18:52.758 --> 02:18:54.051 +Careful. + +02:18:54.301 --> 02:18:58.055 +Tell me what you do and I'll tell you +why my husband will fire you. + +02:18:59.473 --> 02:19:02.059 +- Isn't there an index? +- No, nothing. + +02:19:04.311 --> 02:19:05.771 +What's this? + +02:19:11.819 --> 02:19:14.613 +Do you know where that's going? +Did anyone tell you where... + +02:19:14.696 --> 02:19:17.576 +Why are there only three sculptures? +There were four sculptures. + +02:19:17.660 --> 02:19:19.829 +Where's the fourth sculpture? + +02:19:19.912 --> 02:19:21.706 +What are you doing? + +02:19:27.086 --> 02:19:30.423 +"Betelgeuse, the bio-exorcist. +Troubled by the living? + +02:19:30.506 --> 02:19:33.050 +"Is death a problem and not the solution? +Unhappy with eternity? + +02:19:33.134 --> 02:19:36.303 +"Having difficulty adjusting? +Call Betelgeuse." + +02:19:39.682 --> 02:19:41.892 +There's no number or instructions? + +02:19:41.976 --> 02:19:45.062 +Nothing. The "bio-exorcist." I don't get it. + +02:19:49.525 --> 02:19:51.068 +Straight back. + +02:19:53.279 --> 02:19:56.282 +Why don't you take a break +for half an hour? + +02:20:17.138 --> 02:20:18.639 +Put that down! + +02:20:18.723 --> 02:20:20.600 +What the hell are you doing? + +02:20:20.683 --> 02:20:22.560 +- Listen to me! +- Jesus! + +02:20:24.228 --> 02:20:27.648 +Why are you doing this to me? +This is my art and it is dangerous. + +02:20:27.732 --> 02:20:30.068 +Do you think I want to die like this? + +02:20:44.582 --> 02:20:46.292 +Hi. How are you? + +02:20:55.259 --> 02:20:57.303 +That little girl saw us. + +02:20:57.804 --> 02:21:00.223 +- Nobody can see us. +- But she did. + +02:21:02.767 --> 02:21:05.522 +- What happened to the previous owners? +- They drowned. + +02:21:05.605 --> 02:21:08.525 +Yes, they were family. I was devastated. + +02:21:08.650 --> 02:21:11.027 +- Here, take that. +- Is this the key to the attic? + +02:21:11.111 --> 02:21:15.198 +That's a skeleton key that will open +any door. Give that to your father. + +02:21:15.782 --> 02:21:19.411 +You might mention I single-handedly +decorated that house. + +02:21:19.494 --> 02:21:23.289 +If he needs any advice in that arena +have him come see me. + +02:21:43.852 --> 02:21:45.937 +Don't worry. I locked the door. + +02:22:03.665 --> 02:22:07.961 +Having trouble with the living? +Tired of having your home violated? + +02:22:08.045 --> 02:22:09.963 +Want to get rid of them +pesky living critters? + +02:22:10.047 --> 02:22:14.009 +Well, come on down and see me, +the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. + +02:22:14.092 --> 02:22:17.512 +Yes, sirree! I want to tell you, +I'll do anything! + +02:22:20.182 --> 02:22:24.269 +I'll scare 'em real bad. +I'll do anything to get your business. + +02:22:24.478 --> 02:22:27.230 +Hell! I'll possess myself if I gotta! + +02:22:27.689 --> 02:22:30.609 +Yo! I got demons runnin' all through me. + +02:22:31.234 --> 02:22:33.195 +Come on down and see it. + +02:22:33.278 --> 02:22:36.490 +If you act now, you get a free +demon possession with every exorcism. + +02:22:36.573 --> 02:22:38.533 +You can't beat that, can you? + +02:22:38.617 --> 02:22:43.497 +Bring the little partners. We've got plenty +of snakes for them to play with. + +02:22:44.081 --> 02:22:48.168 +Say it once, say it twice, +third time's a charm. And remember... + +02:22:48.251 --> 02:22:51.673 +"I'll eat anything you want me to eat. +Swallow anything you want me to swallow. + +02:22:51.757 --> 02:22:54.385 +"So, come on down, I'll chew on the dog." + +02:23:22.913 --> 02:23:27.251 +We need some help. I read something +in this book about emergencies. + +02:23:28.085 --> 02:23:31.338 +Here it is. +"In case of emergency, draw a door." + +02:23:36.218 --> 02:23:40.139 +"Draw a door"? I don't know why +we keep looking in that stupid book. + +02:23:42.891 --> 02:23:45.521 +Maybe we should try that Beetle guy. + +02:24:00.995 --> 02:24:04.081 +You didn't actually think +that would work, did you? + +02:24:06.751 --> 02:24:08.502 +"Knock three times." + +02:25:10.817 --> 02:25:12.110 +Birdies! + +02:25:20.910 --> 02:25:22.161 +Get it! + +02:25:22.995 --> 02:25:24.038 +Dad? + +02:25:24.455 --> 02:25:27.708 +- Can't you see I'm relaxing? +- I want to tell you what I saw. + +02:25:27.792 --> 02:25:31.548 +What is the point of my coming here +if you people won't let me relax? + +02:25:31.631 --> 02:25:33.550 +Pumpkin, sweetheart... + +02:25:34.676 --> 02:25:36.636 +...go help your mother. + +02:25:36.720 --> 02:25:39.764 +Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, +but I can't. + +02:25:45.145 --> 02:25:46.938 +Hmm, nice building. + +02:25:47.063 --> 02:25:49.107 +Bad roof. Good parking. + +02:26:21.014 --> 02:26:23.016 +- Adam? +- This way, honey. + +02:26:35.363 --> 02:26:37.365 +You don't have an appointment. + +02:26:37.449 --> 02:26:39.659 +- We didn't know how to make one. +- Appointment for what? + +02:26:39.743 --> 02:26:41.745 +- What do you want? +- Help? + +02:26:41.828 --> 02:26:45.791 +Already? Just bit the big one +two months ago and you want help. + +02:26:45.874 --> 02:26:48.126 +What does that have to do with anything? + +02:26:48.210 --> 02:26:51.338 +You'll use up all your help vouchers: D-90s. + +02:26:52.089 --> 02:26:55.175 +You spend 125 years on earth +in that house... + +02:26:55.675 --> 02:26:59.971 +...during which you get only three class-one +D-90 intercessions with Juno. + +02:27:00.055 --> 02:27:02.974 +You probably haven't read through +the manual completely yet. + +02:27:03.058 --> 02:27:06.019 +You'll have to wait if you don't have +an appointment. + +02:27:06.103 --> 02:27:09.689 +- An appointment with whom? +- For Juno, your caseworker. + +02:27:13.777 --> 02:27:16.071 +Number 54,000,601. Ferndock! + +02:28:22.975 --> 02:28:25.478 +- Want a cigarette? +- No, thank you. + +02:28:26.771 --> 02:28:29.065 +I'm trying to cut down myself. + +02:28:46.248 --> 02:28:49.126 +Adam, is this what happens when you die? + +02:28:50.086 --> 02:28:52.338 +This is what happens when you die. + +02:28:52.421 --> 02:28:55.674 +That is what happens when he dies. +And that is what happens when they die. + +02:28:55.758 --> 02:28:58.803 +It's all very personal. +I'll tell you something. + +02:28:58.886 --> 02:29:03.057 +If I knew then what I know now, +I wouldn't have had my little accident. + +02:29:08.731 --> 02:29:10.650 +Maitland. Party of two. + +02:29:10.733 --> 02:29:13.319 +Take the handbook +and go to the sixth door. + +02:29:13.403 --> 02:29:15.571 +Oh, we forgot our handbook. + +02:29:19.909 --> 02:29:20.910 +Come on. + +02:29:26.749 --> 02:29:30.294 +All new arrivals, +report to waiting room number eight. + +02:29:32.797 --> 02:29:35.508 +Flight 409 is arriving at gate three. + +02:29:36.634 --> 02:29:39.178 +How do I look? +There are no mirrors on this side. + +02:29:39.262 --> 02:29:41.139 +- You look fine. +- Fine. + +02:29:41.597 --> 02:29:44.225 +Thanks. I've been feeling a little flat. + +02:29:48.896 --> 02:29:51.899 +Will the Peterson party +report to door number nine. + +02:29:53.443 --> 02:29:56.362 +Peterson party, please report +to door number nine. + +02:29:57.905 --> 02:30:01.035 +All new arrivals, +report to waiting room number eight. + +02:30:07.667 --> 02:30:10.170 +125 years. I can't believe this. + +02:30:10.879 --> 02:30:13.131 +I can't believe they didn't tell us. + +02:30:16.009 --> 02:30:18.011 +Oh, Adam, what is this? + +02:30:22.348 --> 02:30:24.601 +That's the Lost Souls' Room. + +02:30:25.268 --> 02:30:28.063 +A room for ghosts +that have been exorcised. + +02:30:29.189 --> 02:30:30.648 +Poor devils. + +02:30:30.857 --> 02:30:32.984 +That's death for the dead. + +02:30:34.194 --> 02:30:36.279 +It's all in the handbook. + +02:30:36.488 --> 02:30:37.947 +Keep moving. + +02:30:42.744 --> 02:30:43.912 +Five. + +02:30:45.497 --> 02:30:47.499 +This is the sixth door. + +02:30:54.382 --> 02:30:57.511 +Boy, this place just gets weirder +and weirder. + +02:31:08.605 --> 02:31:10.023 +We're home! + +02:31:10.982 --> 02:31:14.069 +Look at this place! Everything's different. + +02:31:15.946 --> 02:31:18.031 +All our furniture's gone. + +02:31:18.698 --> 02:31:21.326 +How long do you suppose +we were waiting there? + +02:31:21.410 --> 02:31:22.911 +Three months. + +02:31:24.079 --> 02:31:27.082 +I'd almost given up on you. +I was about to leave. + +02:31:27.165 --> 02:31:29.209 +I do have other clients. + +02:31:29.751 --> 02:31:32.337 +- Are you Juno, our caseworker? +- Yes. + +02:31:32.421 --> 02:31:35.507 +I evaluate individual cases and determine... + +02:31:35.757 --> 02:31:38.885 +...if help is needed, deserved and available. + +02:31:39.094 --> 02:31:40.053 +Are you available? + +02:31:40.137 --> 02:31:41.179 +No. + +02:31:42.389 --> 02:31:44.935 +- What's wrong? +- We're very unhappy. + +02:31:45.644 --> 02:31:48.063 +What did you expect? You're dead! + +02:31:48.147 --> 02:31:52.401 +We want to get rid of the people here. +We worked hard on this house. + +02:31:52.484 --> 02:31:55.487 +We probably wouldn't mind sharing +the house with people who were... + +02:31:55.571 --> 02:31:57.948 +- More like you used to be. +- Yes. + +02:31:58.115 --> 02:31:59.742 +But these people! + +02:32:01.785 --> 02:32:03.787 +Things seem quiet here. + +02:32:04.913 --> 02:32:08.000 +You should thank God +you didn't die in Italy. + +02:32:08.459 --> 02:32:09.877 +The Deetzes. + +02:32:10.043 --> 02:32:13.172 +- Have you been studying the manual? +- We tried. + +02:32:14.131 --> 02:32:17.968 +The intermediate interface chapter +on haunting says it all. + +02:32:18.135 --> 02:32:21.096 +Get them out yourselves! It's your house. + +02:32:22.264 --> 02:32:25.017 +Haunted houses aren't easy to come by. + +02:32:25.100 --> 02:32:27.519 +- We don't quite get it. +- I heard. + +02:32:27.603 --> 02:32:29.438 +Tore your faces off. + +02:32:29.605 --> 02:32:33.734 +It's useless to pull off your heads +in front of people who can't see you. + +02:32:33.817 --> 02:32:36.236 +- We should start simply? +- Start simply. + +02:32:36.320 --> 02:32:39.241 +Do what you know. +Use your talents. Practice. + +02:32:41.035 --> 02:32:44.830 +You should have been studying +those lessons since day one. + +02:32:46.957 --> 02:32:48.542 +I've got to go. + +02:32:48.667 --> 02:32:51.170 +What about that guy in the flyer, Betel... + +02:32:52.463 --> 02:32:55.758 +Don't even say his name. +You don't want his help. + +02:32:56.884 --> 02:32:57.802 +We might. + +02:32:57.885 --> 02:33:01.180 +No, you don't. +He does not work well with others. + +02:33:02.723 --> 02:33:04.433 +What do you mean? + +02:33:08.604 --> 02:33:10.564 +I didn't want to bring it up. + +02:33:10.648 --> 02:33:14.610 +But rather than have you make +another mistake, I'll tell you. + +02:33:15.820 --> 02:33:17.655 +He was my assistant. + +02:33:18.072 --> 02:33:21.242 +But he was a troublemaker. +He went out on his own... + +02:33:21.325 --> 02:33:23.702 +...as a freelance bio-exorcist. + +02:33:24.703 --> 02:33:28.666 +Claimed he could get rid of the living. +Got into more trouble. + +02:33:32.630 --> 02:33:36.384 +I believe he's been sleazing +around your cemetery lately. + +02:33:38.344 --> 02:33:41.097 +The only way he can be brought back... + +02:33:41.264 --> 02:33:44.016 +...is by calling his name three times. + +02:33:45.017 --> 02:33:47.103 +But I strongly suggest... + +02:33:47.520 --> 02:33:50.356 +...that you remove the Deetzes yourselves. + +02:33:51.065 --> 02:33:52.442 +How do we contact you... + +02:33:52.525 --> 02:33:54.569 +...if we need you again? + +02:34:04.370 --> 02:34:07.081 +Oh, Adam, that guy's in our cemetery. + +02:34:07.790 --> 02:34:11.419 +She's right. We just keep this simple. +We can do this. + +02:34:35.487 --> 02:34:37.322 +Hey, you, come here! + +02:34:38.114 --> 02:34:39.365 +Hungry? + +02:34:40.116 --> 02:34:42.202 +Come on. Hey, come here. + +02:34:43.453 --> 02:34:46.414 +I got something good for you. +Come on over. + +02:34:46.498 --> 02:34:49.375 +We'll have a little bite, something to nosh. + +02:34:50.835 --> 02:34:52.670 +- Come here! +- Help me! + +02:34:57.467 --> 02:35:01.763 +Maxie, haven't I always made you money? +That's the only real question. + +02:35:01.846 --> 02:35:06.351 +Nobody made me money like you. +You were a demon until your nerves went. + +02:35:06.768 --> 02:35:08.478 +It's just that... + +02:35:09.104 --> 02:35:12.440 +...Winter River, Connecticut is, +if you'll forgive me, nowhere. + +02:35:12.524 --> 02:35:15.693 +Why would I want to invest that kind +of money in an old building... + +02:35:15.777 --> 02:35:19.449 +...way the hell up there! +- It's not a building. That's the beauty. + +02:35:19.533 --> 02:35:23.495 +The people don't know the value of their +property. I can buy the whole town. + +02:35:23.578 --> 02:35:26.456 +Then we own a whole town +in the middle of nowhere. + +02:35:26.915 --> 02:35:28.417 +Come and see. + +02:35:28.542 --> 02:35:30.210 +And bring Sarah. + +02:35:30.961 --> 02:35:34.631 +All right, Charles. +It's just that I am kind of busy here. + +02:35:34.714 --> 02:35:36.258 +Just a minute. + +02:35:37.426 --> 02:35:40.679 +Listen. Enough of this talk +about visiting, okay? I gotta go. + +02:35:40.762 --> 02:35:43.348 +You take it easy up there, big fellow. + +02:35:43.432 --> 02:35:45.600 +- Good-bye. +- Max, wait, wait. + +02:35:50.564 --> 02:35:51.481 +Putz. + +02:36:12.129 --> 02:36:16.216 +Lydia, is Connecticut so boring? +I had Maxie Dean on the phone. + +02:36:16.508 --> 02:36:20.345 +Dad's found a way of making money +while I relax, so would you scram? + +02:36:22.306 --> 02:36:26.351 +Your mother will kill you when she sees +you cut holes in her $300 sheets. + +02:36:29.271 --> 02:36:32.775 +This is so corny. Is this what +we've been reduced to? Sheets? + +02:36:32.858 --> 02:36:34.777 +Think of them as death shrouds. + +02:36:34.860 --> 02:36:37.404 +And the moaning is important. +Really moan! + +02:36:55.756 --> 02:36:58.258 +God, how can he stand that woman? + +02:37:04.848 --> 02:37:07.812 +Cut it out! I'm a child, for God's sakes. + +02:37:16.362 --> 02:37:19.782 +- I feel so stupid. +- It's not stupid. We're ghosts! + +02:37:20.366 --> 02:37:23.577 +Do you want to spend the next 125 years +having breakfast with this woman? + +02:37:23.661 --> 02:37:25.121 +Moan louder. + +02:37:33.504 --> 02:37:34.797 +Oh, God! + +02:37:42.847 --> 02:37:44.932 +Sick. Sexual perversion. + +02:37:45.182 --> 02:37:48.352 +Do that weird sexual stuff +in your own bedroom. + +02:37:54.567 --> 02:37:56.026 +Ah, no feet. + +02:38:08.291 --> 02:38:11.002 +Are you the guys hiding in the attic? + +02:38:11.085 --> 02:38:12.587 +We're ghosts! + +02:38:14.088 --> 02:38:16.883 +- What do you look like under there? +- Aren't you scared? + +02:38:16.966 --> 02:38:20.261 +I'm not scared of sheets. +Are you gross under there? + +02:38:20.344 --> 02:38:22.972 +Are you Night of the Living Dead +under there? + +02:38:23.055 --> 02:38:25.391 +Like all bloody veins and pus? + +02:38:25.475 --> 02:38:28.644 +- "Night of the," what? +- "Living Dead." It's a movie. + +02:38:28.728 --> 02:38:31.856 +If I had seen a ghost at your age, +I would have been scared out of my wits. + +02:38:31.939 --> 02:38:35.026 +You're not gross. +Why are you wearing sheets? + +02:38:35.777 --> 02:38:37.403 +We're practicing. + +02:38:37.487 --> 02:38:41.240 +- You can see us without the sheets? +- Of course I can see you. + +02:38:41.324 --> 02:38:43.743 +How can you see us and nobody else can? + +02:38:45.078 --> 02:38:48.664 +I read through that +Handbook for the Recently Deceased. + +02:38:48.748 --> 02:38:52.337 +It says, "Live people ignore +the strange and unusual." + +02:38:54.214 --> 02:38:56.633 +I myself am strange and unusual. + +02:38:58.510 --> 02:39:00.178 +You look normal. + +02:39:01.638 --> 02:39:03.681 +- You read our book? +- Yes. + +02:39:03.932 --> 02:39:06.976 +- You could follow it? +- Yes. Why were you in Delia's bedroom? + +02:39:07.060 --> 02:39:09.604 +- Trying to scare your mother. +- Stepmother. + +02:39:09.771 --> 02:39:13.399 +You can't scare her. +She's sleeping with Prince Valium. + +02:39:16.694 --> 02:39:18.113 +You did this? + +02:39:18.196 --> 02:39:20.782 +You carved these houses and things? + +02:39:22.242 --> 02:39:24.619 +And this used to be your house. + +02:39:25.078 --> 02:39:27.288 +Why do you want to scare everybody? + +02:39:27.372 --> 02:39:30.291 +We wanted to frighten you +so you would move out. + +02:39:32.168 --> 02:39:34.212 +You don't know the Deetzes. + +02:39:34.295 --> 02:39:38.258 +My father bought this place. +He never walks away from equity. + +02:39:38.383 --> 02:39:42.137 +- Why don't you leave? +- We haven't left since the funeral. + +02:39:43.430 --> 02:39:44.722 +Funeral! + +02:39:45.265 --> 02:39:47.644 +God! You guys really are dead. + +02:39:50.480 --> 02:39:52.149 +This is amazing. + +02:39:54.067 --> 02:39:55.610 +- I better go. +- Wait. + +02:39:55.694 --> 02:40:00.282 +- Don't tell your parents we're here. +- Unless it will frighten them away. + +02:40:00.407 --> 02:40:02.659 +Tell them we are horrible... + +02:40:02.868 --> 02:40:05.162 +...desperate, ghoulish creatures +who will stop at nothing... + +02:40:05.245 --> 02:40:07.330 +...to get our house back. + +02:40:09.624 --> 02:40:13.879 +What if this is a dream? Can you do +any tricks to prove I'm not dreaming? + +02:40:18.508 --> 02:40:22.846 +If you are real ghosts, you better get +another routine because those sheets... + +02:40:22.929 --> 02:40:24.723 +...they don't work. + +02:40:34.274 --> 02:40:35.525 +Ghosts. + +02:40:35.609 --> 02:40:38.153 +You're telling me we have ghosts +in this house. + +02:40:38.236 --> 02:40:40.532 +Those pictures are of ghosts. + +02:40:40.866 --> 02:40:42.117 +Ghosts! + +02:40:42.743 --> 02:40:46.497 +Lydia, I am giving a dinner party +tonight for seven people. + +02:40:46.580 --> 02:40:50.125 +My agent, Bernard, is bringing a woman +who writes for Art in America. + +02:40:50.209 --> 02:40:54.004 +In fact, no one dining here +has not been in Vanity Fair except you. + +02:40:54.630 --> 02:40:56.632 +I told them you were too mean to be afraid. + +02:40:56.715 --> 02:40:58.759 +Don't you dare speak to others about me! + +02:40:58.842 --> 02:41:02.930 +Being embarrassed in front of the few +people who will set foot in here scares me. + +02:41:03.013 --> 02:41:05.390 +So let's play family just for tonight. + +02:41:11.188 --> 02:41:13.357 +Lydia's trying, but they don't believe her. + +02:41:13.440 --> 02:41:15.150 +She's got photos. + +02:41:15.859 --> 02:41:18.403 +Adam, you have a photo of Bigfoot. + +02:41:19.071 --> 02:41:21.990 +My photo of Bigfoot is a different story. + +02:41:22.324 --> 02:41:26.870 +We've got to get some help. We've got +to contact Betelmeyer or something. + +02:41:40.594 --> 02:41:41.762 +Look. + +02:41:46.058 --> 02:41:47.935 +It's him. Betelgeuse. + +02:41:50.062 --> 02:41:51.230 +Betelgeuse. + +02:41:53.232 --> 02:41:55.234 +Go ahead, Barbara, say it. + +02:41:56.360 --> 02:41:57.778 +Betelgeuse! + +02:42:01.907 --> 02:42:03.451 +What happened? + +02:42:04.577 --> 02:42:06.746 +I think we're in the model. + +02:42:10.207 --> 02:42:11.709 +Look at that. + +02:42:34.901 --> 02:42:36.819 +Where is he? What do we do? + +02:42:41.032 --> 02:42:42.784 +Looks like we dig. + +02:43:13.314 --> 02:43:14.982 +It's about time! + +02:43:23.451 --> 02:43:26.704 +- I say we open it. +- Maybe we should knock first. + +02:43:44.639 --> 02:43:46.099 +Adam. Babs. + +02:43:54.107 --> 02:43:58.403 +You can pick 'em! Is this +a solid relationship? Do I have a shot? + +02:43:58.611 --> 02:44:01.614 +- Excuse me. +- Sure. Am I overstepping my bounds? + +02:44:01.698 --> 02:44:06.161 +It's beautiful! You picked me. +You didn't have to, but you picked me. + +02:44:06.411 --> 02:44:09.330 +It makes me want to kiss you guys! +Come on, give me one. + +02:44:09.414 --> 02:44:11.166 +I beg your pardon! + +02:44:11.499 --> 02:44:13.420 +Let's get down to business. + +02:44:13.503 --> 02:44:16.256 +I've got a card here somewhere. +Here. Who do I have to kill? + +02:44:16.339 --> 02:44:18.383 +- Hold that for me. +- Whoa! + +02:44:19.634 --> 02:44:22.012 +- There you go. +- You don't have to kill anybody! + +02:44:22.095 --> 02:44:26.850 +Possession! Learn to throw your voice. +Fool your friends. Fun at parties. + +02:44:26.933 --> 02:44:30.353 +No. We just want to get some people +out of our house. + +02:44:30.437 --> 02:44:34.608 +I understand. In order to do that, +I'll have to get to know you. + +02:44:34.900 --> 02:44:37.527 +We've got to get closer. +Move in with you for a while. + +02:44:37.611 --> 02:44:40.739 +Get to be real pals. +You know what I'm saying? + +02:44:40.906 --> 02:44:42.824 +Save that guy for later. + +02:44:42.908 --> 02:44:45.202 +My wife and I have some questions. + +02:44:45.285 --> 02:44:47.287 +Sure, go ahead. Shoot. + +02:44:47.579 --> 02:44:49.623 +What are your qualifications? + +02:44:49.706 --> 02:44:53.627 +Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate +of Harvard Business School. + +02:44:53.710 --> 02:44:57.255 +I travel extensively. +I lived through the Black Plague. + +02:44:57.339 --> 02:45:00.217 +I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times... + +02:45:00.300 --> 02:45:03.762 +...and it keeps getting funnier +every time I see it! + +02:45:04.137 --> 02:45:06.767 +Not to mention the fact +that you're talking to a dead guy! + +02:45:06.850 --> 02:45:10.020 +Now what do you think? +You think I'm qualified? + +02:45:11.105 --> 02:45:12.815 +Can you be scary? + +02:45:13.107 --> 02:45:16.443 +Oh! I know what you're asking me. +Can I be scary? + +02:45:18.403 --> 02:45:20.531 +What do you think of this? + +02:45:20.948 --> 02:45:22.407 +You like it? + +02:45:23.492 --> 02:45:26.995 +- Will you excuse us, please? +- Sure. Talk amongst yourselves. + +02:45:27.079 --> 02:45:30.249 +- Let's go. +- I know, but he can be useful later. + +02:45:30.457 --> 02:45:33.460 +- We can work something ourselves. +- Oh, yeah! + +02:45:34.503 --> 02:45:36.213 +- Excuse me! +- What? + +02:45:36.338 --> 02:45:38.132 +We are leaving now. + +02:45:38.340 --> 02:45:39.842 +Don't go yet. + +02:45:40.509 --> 02:45:44.680 +Come on, we're simpatico. +Look at us. We shop at the same store. + +02:45:45.514 --> 02:45:47.015 +Hey, hermano. + +02:45:47.516 --> 02:45:49.309 +Yeah, there you go. + +02:45:51.103 --> 02:45:53.188 +We're like peas in a pod. + +02:45:53.522 --> 02:45:57.776 +You want someone out of the house. +I want to get someone out of your house. + +02:45:57.860 --> 02:46:01.198 +Look! You've been to Saturn. +I've been to Saturn! + +02:46:01.532 --> 02:46:03.242 +Whoa. Sandworms. + +02:46:04.076 --> 02:46:06.954 +You hate 'em, right? I hate 'em myself. + +02:46:07.371 --> 02:46:11.041 +Kids, what do I have to do +to strike a deal with you two? + +02:46:18.549 --> 02:46:21.469 +- Don't you hate it when that happens? +- Let's go, Barbara! + +02:46:21.552 --> 02:46:24.847 +Come up for a while. +We'll talk inside. Come on. + +02:46:25.014 --> 02:46:27.266 +- I'm not staying. +- The place is a mess. + +02:46:27.349 --> 02:46:29.518 +We have to get out of here. + +02:46:30.019 --> 02:46:31.520 +Home! Home! Home! + +02:46:33.314 --> 02:46:34.732 +How did you do that? + +02:46:34.815 --> 02:46:36.734 +Hope you like Italian. + +02:46:37.109 --> 02:46:39.820 +Where'd you go? Hey, where'd you go? + +02:46:39.987 --> 02:46:42.490 +Hey! You've got to work with me here. + +02:46:42.573 --> 02:46:45.117 +I'm just trying to cut a deal. +What do you want me to do? + +02:46:45.201 --> 02:46:46.744 +Where are you? + +02:46:47.036 --> 02:46:48.871 +You bunch of losers! + +02:46:49.622 --> 02:46:52.500 +You're working with a professional here! + +02:46:56.756 --> 02:46:58.549 +Nice fucking model! + +02:46:59.050 --> 02:47:01.469 +We can do this stuff on our own. + +02:47:01.719 --> 02:47:04.931 +Besides, I'm not exposing +that little girl to that pervert. + +02:47:05.014 --> 02:47:08.017 +We did call him, +and he seemed awfully pissed off. + +02:47:08.101 --> 02:47:12.980 +I don't care. I've changed my mind. +We can scare them off ourselves... tonight. + +02:47:13.481 --> 02:47:15.066 +I have an idea. + +02:47:21.656 --> 02:47:24.575 +What you did with the place is wonderful. + +02:47:24.659 --> 02:47:26.202 +Not me. Them. + +02:47:27.745 --> 02:47:28.830 +So? + +02:47:33.835 --> 02:47:35.378 +You like them. + +02:47:35.920 --> 02:47:39.882 +I hope it wasn't yet another +of your dreary suicide attempts. + +02:47:40.216 --> 02:47:43.010 +You know what they say about people +who commit suicide? + +02:47:43.094 --> 02:47:46.057 +In the afterlife, they become civil servants. + +02:47:48.351 --> 02:47:51.312 +Otho, I didn't realize +you were into the supernatural. + +02:47:51.396 --> 02:47:53.481 +Of course! You remember. + +02:47:53.606 --> 02:47:56.276 +After my stint with the Living Theater... + +02:47:56.359 --> 02:47:59.946 +...I was one of New York's +leading paranormal researchers... + +02:48:00.029 --> 02:48:01.948 +...until the bottom dropped out in '72. + +02:48:02.031 --> 02:48:05.618 +Paranormal? Is that what +they're calling your kind these days? + +02:48:06.035 --> 02:48:10.540 +Don't mind her. She's still upset that +somebody dropped a house on her sister. + +02:48:13.751 --> 02:48:16.045 +Well, this looks really good. + +02:48:17.714 --> 02:48:19.466 +I saw some ghosts. + +02:48:25.722 --> 02:48:29.309 +- It's a private joke Lydia and I share. +- It's not a joke. + +02:48:29.392 --> 02:48:33.730 +Yes, it is. Just today she tried +to convince me this house is haunted. + +02:48:35.732 --> 02:48:38.026 +Kids! You know, I love them! + +02:48:39.905 --> 02:48:42.616 +- Ghosts? +- In designer sheets, no less. + +02:48:43.658 --> 02:48:47.037 +I'd like to propose a toast +to our intrepid friends... + +02:48:47.120 --> 02:48:50.207 +...who braved the expressway +and two dozen tollbooths to be with us. + +02:48:50.290 --> 02:48:52.334 +May your buildings go condo. + +02:48:54.002 --> 02:48:56.546 +Lydia, favor us about your ghosts. + +02:48:56.963 --> 02:48:59.341 +No! I am sick of that subject. + +02:48:59.591 --> 02:49:01.343 +Delia, lighten up. + +02:49:01.927 --> 02:49:04.096 +I would rather talk about... + +02:49:19.486 --> 02:49:21.029 +That's cute, Delia. + +02:49:33.335 --> 02:49:35.420 +Otho, are you doing this? + +02:51:03.094 --> 02:51:04.470 +We did it! + +02:51:06.097 --> 02:51:07.890 +Let's watch them scatter. + +02:51:07.973 --> 02:51:11.644 +Any minute now they'll come +running out of that door screaming. + +02:51:14.897 --> 02:51:16.398 +Any minute now. + +02:51:23.616 --> 02:51:25.201 +It's me, Lydia. + +02:51:28.579 --> 02:51:30.498 +They want you to come downstairs. + +02:51:30.581 --> 02:51:33.584 +Delia says you can wear +any sheets you want. + +02:51:34.585 --> 02:51:37.380 +It was like being in an amusement park. + +02:51:37.755 --> 02:51:38.673 +Wham! + +02:51:38.881 --> 02:51:42.593 +- I didn't know I could do the calypso. +- Who has more fun than us? + +02:51:42.677 --> 02:51:45.388 +We're dealing with Tracy and Hepburn. + +02:51:45.721 --> 02:51:49.308 +A very sophisticated pair. +They even appear in sheets. + +02:51:50.768 --> 02:51:53.980 +Charles, why didn't you tell us +about this before? + +02:51:55.481 --> 02:52:00.194 +We're not sure we want our secret out. +Everyone will want them for parties. + +02:52:00.278 --> 02:52:02.029 +People will pay big money for this. + +02:52:02.113 --> 02:52:06.117 +The Enquirer is offering $50,000 +for proof of life after death. + +02:52:07.952 --> 02:52:10.955 +This is it, Charles. +You can get Maxie Dean up here now. + +02:52:11.038 --> 02:52:14.127 +- You think so? +- Sarah loves the supernatural. + +02:52:15.044 --> 02:52:17.255 +She'll have him sprint up here +in his helicopter... + +02:52:17.338 --> 02:52:20.008 +...if you can produce ghosts for her. + +02:52:23.511 --> 02:52:26.473 +I should remind you that I'm Delia's agent. + +02:52:26.556 --> 02:52:28.892 +I have lost money on her work for years. + +02:52:28.975 --> 02:52:31.561 +If anything happened here, I shall handle it. + +02:52:31.644 --> 02:52:33.980 +But not until I've seen real proof. + +02:52:34.063 --> 02:52:38.026 +- What about this table? +- What do you call what just happened? + +02:52:38.318 --> 02:52:40.820 +What money? +Don't you believe in my work? + +02:52:41.738 --> 02:52:43.239 +Here's Lydia. + +02:52:43.865 --> 02:52:46.493 +- Well? +- They don't want to come down. + +02:52:54.292 --> 02:52:55.585 +Why not? + +02:52:57.337 --> 02:53:01.466 +I think they were trying to scare you away, +and you didn't get scared. + +02:53:01.549 --> 02:53:04.803 +They're dead. +It's a little late to be neurotic. + +02:53:08.809 --> 02:53:10.185 +All right. + +02:53:15.941 --> 02:53:18.944 +This was not a hallucination. +This was real. + +02:53:20.278 --> 02:53:24.991 +We all experienced a super-powerful +paranormal experience and it was real. + +02:53:25.700 --> 02:53:29.204 +Delia, you are a flake. +You have always been a flake. + +02:53:30.038 --> 02:53:34.126 +If you insist on frightening people, +do it with your sculpture. + +02:53:35.293 --> 02:53:36.962 +Drive carefully! + +02:53:37.045 --> 02:53:38.964 +- I'm dead. +- Where do they hide? + +02:53:39.047 --> 02:53:41.424 +- The attic. +- The attic's locked. + +02:53:42.259 --> 02:53:44.845 +They're ghosts. +They can do what they want. + +02:53:44.928 --> 02:53:48.098 +They do whatever they want. +Take us up there right now. + +02:53:54.521 --> 02:53:57.691 +Fabulous! Otho Fenlock's +"Locked Door Ghosts!" + +02:53:57.941 --> 02:53:59.526 +Probably committed suicide up there. + +02:53:59.609 --> 02:54:01.697 +- I'm enchanted. +- In there? + +02:54:01.947 --> 02:54:04.867 +- They must live like animals. +- It's locked. How did they get in? + +02:54:04.950 --> 02:54:08.036 +Open this door, Dead People, +or we'll bust it down... + +02:54:08.120 --> 02:54:10.622 +...and drag you out by the ropes +you hanged yourself with! + +02:54:10.706 --> 02:54:13.125 +- They didn't commit suicide. +- It doesn't matter. + +02:54:13.208 --> 02:54:16.837 +I can teach you something here. +Take the upper hand in all situations... + +02:54:16.920 --> 02:54:19.798 +...or people, dead or alive, +will walk all over you. + +02:54:19.882 --> 02:54:21.175 +Open up! + +02:54:33.520 --> 02:54:35.105 +Where are they? + +02:54:35.272 --> 02:54:37.566 +These ghosts are nice people. + +02:54:37.941 --> 02:54:41.612 +I think we scared them away, +so let's leave them alone, all right? + +02:54:41.695 --> 02:54:43.781 +It's the whole damn town. + +02:54:45.032 --> 02:54:47.534 +I have never been so embarrassed. + +02:54:48.452 --> 02:54:50.370 +Have they gone for good? + +02:54:56.670 --> 02:54:58.088 +Dad, don't. + +02:54:58.422 --> 02:55:00.216 +Mom, let's just go. + +02:55:12.937 --> 02:55:14.522 +No ghosts here. + +02:55:17.316 --> 02:55:20.903 +Come on! If they are in here, +I don't want to scare them away. + +02:55:22.780 --> 02:55:26.033 +We're leaving now. +You can go about your business. + +02:55:28.202 --> 02:55:31.038 +- What are we doing? +- Quick, quick, quick. + +02:55:38.295 --> 02:55:41.423 +Oh, boy! You guys are really spooksters, +aren't you? + +02:55:42.424 --> 02:55:46.053 +Now, let's turn on the juice +and see what shakes loose. + +02:55:48.683 --> 02:55:52.478 +Otho, get Maxie on the phone. +We've really got something here. + +02:55:52.562 --> 02:55:56.607 +We can turn this place into the world's +leading supernatural research center. + +02:55:56.691 --> 02:55:59.819 +An amusement park. I'll do a presentation. +Lydia will bring the ghosts. + +02:55:59.902 --> 02:56:02.905 +I can't bring the ghosts. They're not here. + +02:56:02.989 --> 02:56:06.701 +- Otho, can't you do something? +- If I'm properly motivated. + +02:56:09.370 --> 02:56:12.123 +What type of motivation do you require? + +02:56:12.206 --> 02:56:16.085 +Why don't you leave them alone? +They didn't do anything to you. + +02:57:03.551 --> 02:57:06.179 +We've come for your daughter, Chuck. + +02:57:07.180 --> 02:57:08.556 +Stop! Stop! + +02:57:20.401 --> 02:57:23.113 +- Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! +- Oh, no! + +02:57:25.156 --> 02:57:27.158 +Why are you doing this? + +02:57:28.827 --> 02:57:30.995 +Leave me alone, all of you! + +02:57:34.584 --> 02:57:39.506 +Great choice! We spend the next century +hanging out a window or doing tricks. + +02:57:40.090 --> 02:57:42.801 +Maybe they'll leave now. +That snake was a nasty customer. + +02:57:42.884 --> 02:57:45.011 +- He could've hurt somebody. +- But he didn't. + +02:57:45.095 --> 02:57:47.556 +We've got them where we want them. + +02:57:51.643 --> 02:57:55.605 +You losers! How dare you interrupt +a professional while he's working! + +02:57:55.689 --> 02:57:58.400 +I'm not fond of Charles, +but you could've killed him. + +02:57:58.483 --> 02:58:01.653 +I'm just doing my job! +I thought we had a deal. + +02:58:01.778 --> 02:58:03.864 +It's okay. You know why? + +02:58:04.322 --> 02:58:08.493 +I don't want to do business +with you deadbeats anyway, thank you. + +02:58:08.910 --> 02:58:12.747 +The only one I think I can deal with +is Edgar Allan Poe's daughter. + +02:58:12.831 --> 02:58:15.208 +- She understands me. +- Leave her alone! + +02:58:27.681 --> 02:58:29.975 +Go ahead, make my millennium. + +02:58:37.524 --> 02:58:41.111 +I'm feeling a little anxious, +if you know what I mean. + +02:58:41.570 --> 02:58:43.697 +It's been about 600 years. + +02:58:44.114 --> 02:58:47.201 +I wonder where an everyday Joe +like myself... + +02:58:47.951 --> 02:58:50.037 +...can find a little action. + +02:59:07.054 --> 02:59:09.139 +Yeah. Here I come, baby. + +02:59:13.519 --> 02:59:15.270 +Hey, Adam, nice move! + +02:59:16.939 --> 02:59:19.483 +- Why did you build that? +- I didn't. + +02:59:29.620 --> 02:59:31.956 +Will you guys shut up and leave me alone? + +02:59:32.039 --> 02:59:34.375 +I've got all this paperwork to do. + +02:59:36.669 --> 02:59:38.712 +You two, come in. Sit down. + +02:59:38.796 --> 02:59:40.881 +Get in here, both of you! + +02:59:44.510 --> 02:59:48.681 +The whorehouse was my idea. +I want Betelgeuse out of the picture. + +02:59:49.807 --> 02:59:51.976 +You two have really screwed up. + +02:59:52.476 --> 02:59:55.479 +I heard you allowed yourselves +to be photographed. + +02:59:55.563 --> 02:59:58.315 +You let Betelgeuse out +and didn't put him back. + +02:59:58.399 --> 03:00:00.776 +And you let Otho take the handbook! + +03:00:00.860 --> 03:00:02.027 +When? + +03:00:03.320 --> 03:00:05.322 +Never trust the living! + +03:00:05.906 --> 03:00:08.576 +We cannot have +a routine haunting like yours... + +03:00:08.659 --> 03:00:12.246 +...provide proof that there is existence +beyond death. + +03:00:13.080 --> 03:00:15.418 +Coach, where's the men's room? + +03:00:16.627 --> 03:00:19.130 +I'm not your coach. He survived. + +03:00:19.297 --> 03:00:21.382 +Let me get something straight. + +03:00:21.466 --> 03:00:24.093 +- What's our curfew? +- Get out of here! + +03:00:25.094 --> 03:00:27.680 +Go on, get downstairs! Men's room! + +03:00:28.264 --> 03:00:30.850 +Are you kidding? Can't you read signs? + +03:00:30.933 --> 03:00:32.727 +I'll be right back. + +03:00:44.989 --> 03:00:47.116 +Maybe this was a bad idea. + +03:00:47.492 --> 03:00:49.410 +I didn't say anything. + +03:00:51.370 --> 03:00:54.290 +Who are we kidding? +You've never had a bad idea. + +03:00:54.373 --> 03:00:55.541 +Yeah? + +03:00:58.294 --> 03:01:00.338 +This could all work out. + +03:01:02.006 --> 03:01:03.049 +Home. + +03:01:06.552 --> 03:01:09.182 +I'm not sure this is the right environment +for Lydia. + +03:01:09.265 --> 03:01:11.351 +- Snakes. Ghosts. +- Shrimp. + +03:01:12.936 --> 03:01:14.646 +You family types. + +03:01:14.938 --> 03:01:18.733 +You've got other things to worry about. +Maxie Dean is coming tonight. + +03:01:18.817 --> 03:01:22.320 +You have to sell these ghosts. +I can only do so much. + +03:01:22.737 --> 03:01:25.990 +What are you going to do? +Viciously rearrange their environment? + +03:01:26.074 --> 03:01:30.245 +I know as much about the supernatural +as I do about interior design. + +03:01:38.128 --> 03:01:39.420 +"I am... + +03:01:39.838 --> 03:01:40.964 +"...alone. + +03:01:51.516 --> 03:01:52.767 +"I am... + +03:01:53.685 --> 03:01:55.228 +"...utterly... + +03:01:55.478 --> 03:01:56.604 +"...alone. + +03:01:58.148 --> 03:01:59.732 +"By the time... + +03:02:01.528 --> 03:02:03.071 +"...you read this... + +03:02:03.780 --> 03:02:05.282 +"...I will... + +03:02:05.699 --> 03:02:06.950 +"...be gone... + +03:02:08.535 --> 03:02:10.287 +"...having jumped... + +03:02:12.581 --> 03:02:14.416 +"Having plummeted... + +03:02:16.334 --> 03:02:17.461 +"...off... + +03:02:18.253 --> 03:02:20.422 +"...the Winter River Bridge." + +03:02:23.508 --> 03:02:25.677 +I don't care what it takes. + +03:02:25.760 --> 03:02:28.388 +You get the Deetzes out of there now! + +03:02:29.723 --> 03:02:31.266 +Wait a minute. + +03:02:33.351 --> 03:02:35.103 +What are you going to do? + +03:02:35.687 --> 03:02:37.230 +To scare them. + +03:02:37.689 --> 03:02:40.775 +I want to make sure +it's not some silly parlor trick. + +03:02:41.401 --> 03:02:42.944 +I'll go first. + +03:03:05.177 --> 03:03:06.929 +Not bad. Not bad. + +03:03:08.347 --> 03:03:09.389 +Now you. + +03:03:09.932 --> 03:03:11.266 +Go ahead! + +03:03:26.198 --> 03:03:27.783 +You look great. + +03:03:28.450 --> 03:03:32.621 +Go clean house and don't forget +the photographs and the handbook. + +03:03:41.463 --> 03:03:42.965 +- Coach? +- What? + +03:03:44.508 --> 03:03:46.844 +I don't think we survived that crash. + +03:03:46.927 --> 03:03:48.597 +How did you guess? + +03:03:52.226 --> 03:03:54.145 +Mr. And Mrs. Maitland? + +03:03:58.899 --> 03:04:00.109 +Hello? + +03:04:01.277 --> 03:04:03.070 +- Where are you? +- Dead. + +03:04:04.613 --> 03:04:06.448 +Dead, dead, deadski. + +03:04:08.117 --> 03:04:09.994 +Of course they're dead. They're ghosts. + +03:04:10.077 --> 03:04:14.081 +No, I mean they're gone. Split. +Out of here. Afterlife kids. + +03:04:14.623 --> 03:04:17.042 +- Deceased. +- Are you a ghost, too? + +03:04:19.086 --> 03:04:21.630 +I'm the ghost with the most, babe. + +03:04:23.966 --> 03:04:26.760 +You look like somebody I can relate to. + +03:04:28.512 --> 03:04:31.390 +Maybe you could help me get out of here. + +03:04:31.849 --> 03:04:34.477 +I gotta tell you, this death thing... + +03:04:37.646 --> 03:04:39.064 +It's creepy. + +03:04:39.148 --> 03:04:40.902 +Here's my problem. + +03:04:41.319 --> 03:04:44.572 +I've got friends on the outside +I said I'd meet. + +03:04:44.989 --> 03:04:47.241 +I have to be there in person. + +03:04:47.325 --> 03:04:49.660 +So could you help me get out of here? + +03:04:50.787 --> 03:04:52.497 +I want to get in. + +03:04:53.498 --> 03:04:54.540 +Why? + +03:04:56.292 --> 03:05:00.087 +You've probably got your reasons, +but I can't do anything from here. + +03:05:00.171 --> 03:05:03.925 +If you could get me out, over there, +maybe we could talk. + +03:05:05.092 --> 03:05:08.596 +But to do that you've got +to say my name three times. + +03:05:08.679 --> 03:05:10.389 +What's your name? + +03:05:10.932 --> 03:05:12.642 +I can't tell you. + +03:05:13.184 --> 03:05:14.227 +Why not? + +03:05:14.769 --> 03:05:18.815 +If I tell you, you'll tell your friends, +they'll call me all the time. + +03:05:18.898 --> 03:05:22.985 +I've got to go to shopping centers for +openings, sign autographs, that shit. + +03:05:23.069 --> 03:05:26.155 +It makes my life hell, okay? A living hell. + +03:05:26.656 --> 03:05:30.576 +But maybe if you have a pen... +I know! Do you play charades? + +03:05:31.202 --> 03:05:32.662 +- Yeah. +- Good. + +03:05:33.204 --> 03:05:34.999 +Here we go. Ready? + +03:05:35.208 --> 03:05:36.584 +Two words. + +03:05:37.252 --> 03:05:38.461 +Right! + +03:05:40.004 --> 03:05:42.132 +First word, two syllables. + +03:05:42.841 --> 03:05:44.008 +Look. + +03:05:45.051 --> 03:05:46.511 +Turn around. + +03:05:48.221 --> 03:05:50.140 +I don't know what your signal means. + +03:05:50.223 --> 03:05:51.891 +Look behind you! + +03:05:52.600 --> 03:05:54.310 +Hi. How are you? + +03:05:54.769 --> 03:05:56.020 +Beetle. + +03:05:56.271 --> 03:05:58.022 +Got it. Now, two. + +03:06:01.234 --> 03:06:03.820 +Breakfast? Orange? Orange beetle? + +03:06:03.945 --> 03:06:05.446 +Beetle fruit? + +03:06:05.947 --> 03:06:07.657 +Beetle breakfast? + +03:06:08.700 --> 03:06:10.118 +Beetle drink? + +03:06:12.954 --> 03:06:14.456 +Beetle juice? + +03:06:14.581 --> 03:06:17.167 +- That's it! +- Your name's Beetlejuice? + +03:06:17.250 --> 03:06:20.670 +You said it twice. +Just say it once more. Come on. + +03:06:20.920 --> 03:06:23.465 +It was you, wasn't it? The snake. + +03:06:24.632 --> 03:06:27.596 +You kids and your imagination! +Just say it! + +03:06:28.722 --> 03:06:29.806 +No. + +03:06:31.600 --> 03:06:32.726 +I want to talk to Barbara. + +03:06:32.809 --> 03:06:35.979 +You don't need to talk to Barbara! +Just say it! + +03:06:39.983 --> 03:06:43.528 +Adam, I can't go through with it. +I like that little girl. + +03:06:43.612 --> 03:06:47.032 +But it's too late. +We have to go through with this. + +03:06:47.324 --> 03:06:49.659 +No, we don't. Can't we rebel? + +03:06:56.833 --> 03:06:58.877 +I want to be with Lydia. + +03:07:10.013 --> 03:07:11.932 +Come on! Just say it! + +03:07:14.142 --> 03:07:15.769 +No, don't say it! + +03:07:16.978 --> 03:07:18.230 +Say it! + +03:07:18.855 --> 03:07:21.610 +It's okay. It's us. What's going on? + +03:07:23.028 --> 03:07:24.321 +Beetle... + +03:07:24.822 --> 03:07:28.367 +He said if I let him out he would +take me to the other side to find you. + +03:07:28.450 --> 03:07:30.369 +No, Lydia, we're dead. + +03:07:32.913 --> 03:07:34.915 +- I want to be dead, too. +- No! + +03:07:43.549 --> 03:07:46.468 +Being dead doesn't make things any easier. + +03:07:46.552 --> 03:07:50.514 +Listen to her on this. +This is something we know a lot about. + +03:07:51.557 --> 03:07:54.309 +And you can visit us anytime you want. + +03:07:55.936 --> 03:07:59.731 +I have a feeling things are going +to be better from now on. + +03:08:00.691 --> 03:08:02.776 +What do you mean, better? + +03:08:02.985 --> 03:08:07.114 +We've decided we're going to invite +you and your family to stay. + +03:08:08.240 --> 03:08:09.700 +That's right. + +03:08:15.166 --> 03:08:18.502 +- Can't we bring Maxie up here? +- You've got a stake in this, too. + +03:08:18.586 --> 03:08:23.299 +This is a presentation. It requires +a sense of occasion, a sense of style. + +03:08:23.382 --> 03:08:26.010 +- It's big. How will we get it out? +- It's sectional. + +03:08:26.093 --> 03:08:27.928 +- Wait, there are plugs. +- Careful! + +03:08:28.012 --> 03:08:29.346 +Okay, go. + +03:08:31.182 --> 03:08:34.310 +- What's going on? +- I don't know. I'll find out. + +03:08:34.393 --> 03:08:35.811 +Be careful. + +03:08:37.188 --> 03:08:39.648 +We've got Ed Cornwell +to head the wax museum... + +03:08:39.732 --> 03:08:43.819 +...dedicated to 50 great moments +of the paranormal in Thanksgiving Park. + +03:08:43.903 --> 03:08:45.779 +You must remember Ed. + +03:08:46.739 --> 03:08:50.493 +He's the genius who gave us +the talking Marcel Marceau statue. + +03:08:52.203 --> 03:08:55.789 +And D-Con is on its knees +to sponsor the insect zoo... + +03:08:56.999 --> 03:08:59.293 +...in the old hardware store. + +03:08:59.668 --> 03:09:01.086 +We can't lose! + +03:09:07.343 --> 03:09:11.766 +Lydia, you decided to join us. +I just finished the initial presentation. + +03:09:11.849 --> 03:09:14.393 +Now it's time to have a stretch... + +03:09:14.894 --> 03:09:18.231 +...and to invite our friends +to meet your friends. + +03:09:18.898 --> 03:09:20.650 +Are they here yet? + +03:09:20.983 --> 03:09:23.778 +Charles, we're here to see some ghosts. + +03:09:25.863 --> 03:09:28.032 +They're not here... anymore. + +03:09:32.453 --> 03:09:34.914 +Every time she says that, the paint peels... + +03:09:34.997 --> 03:09:38.000 +...and some wild creature tries to kill us. + +03:09:39.544 --> 03:09:41.796 +But we have pictures, Lydia. + +03:09:41.963 --> 03:09:44.966 +Really. They said they'd come back +and we could all live here... + +03:09:45.049 --> 03:09:49.220 +...if you agreed not to tease them +or make them do stupid tricks. + +03:09:50.221 --> 03:09:52.640 +She has a tendency to overreact. + +03:09:53.141 --> 03:09:56.602 +Don't worry, we're not relying on her. +We have Otho. + +03:09:59.897 --> 03:10:03.194 +- Are they still here? +- Otho, are they still here? + +03:10:03.403 --> 03:10:06.531 +They're still here. They're just hiding out. + +03:10:07.240 --> 03:10:09.826 +They probably feel guilty +about what they did to me. + +03:10:09.909 --> 03:10:11.828 +They're sorry they didn't kill you. + +03:10:11.911 --> 03:10:13.955 +I just want to see them. + +03:10:16.416 --> 03:10:17.959 +Otho, can you do it? + +03:10:18.084 --> 03:10:21.212 +- It'll be tricky, but I think I can handle it. +- No! + +03:10:26.134 --> 03:10:29.596 +What am I worried about? +You can't even change a tire. + +03:10:32.515 --> 03:10:35.268 +I'll be needing +something personal of theirs. + +03:10:35.351 --> 03:10:37.520 +You'll have to go to the Goodwill. + +03:10:40.440 --> 03:10:41.816 +Excuse me. + +03:10:54.289 --> 03:10:56.124 +The wedding clothes. + +03:10:57.792 --> 03:10:59.169 +The words: + +03:11:07.469 --> 03:11:09.137 +"Hands vermilion + +03:11:09.596 --> 03:11:11.139 +"Start of five + +03:11:12.015 --> 03:11:13.475 +"Bright cotillion + +03:11:14.559 --> 03:11:16.061 +"Raven's dive + +03:11:17.020 --> 03:11:18.647 +"Nightshade's promise + +03:11:19.397 --> 03:11:20.982 +"Spirits strive + +03:11:22.150 --> 03:11:25.153 +"To the living, +let now the dead come alive" + +03:11:40.293 --> 03:11:41.586 +Barbara? + +03:11:43.839 --> 03:11:46.091 +"As sudden thunder pierces night + +03:11:47.384 --> 03:11:49.680 +"As magic wonder mad affright + +03:11:50.222 --> 03:11:52.474 +"Rives asunder man's delight + +03:11:53.976 --> 03:11:55.894 +"Our ghost, our corpse + +03:11:57.020 --> 03:11:58.814 +"And we rise to be" + +03:12:08.991 --> 03:12:10.033 +Help! + +03:12:18.458 --> 03:12:19.751 +Stop it! + +03:12:22.504 --> 03:12:24.339 +"As flies the lizard + +03:12:24.464 --> 03:12:25.716 +"Serpent fell + +03:12:26.175 --> 03:12:28.177 +"As goblin vizard at the spell + +03:12:29.636 --> 03:12:32.431 +"The buried, dead and slain rise again" + +03:13:19.647 --> 03:13:21.732 +What's happening to them? + +03:13:23.025 --> 03:13:24.276 +I don't know. + +03:13:25.861 --> 03:13:27.404 +They're dying! + +03:13:27.488 --> 03:13:30.199 +They're already dead. +They can't feel a thing. + +03:13:31.075 --> 03:13:34.161 +- That's not true! Look at them! +- That's enough. + +03:13:34.245 --> 03:13:35.957 +Can we stop this? + +03:13:38.000 --> 03:13:40.586 +It's too late, Charles. I'm sorry. + +03:13:48.511 --> 03:13:51.055 +Where are you? Help them, please. + +03:13:55.184 --> 03:13:58.479 +Sure, I can help them. +But you've got to help me. + +03:13:58.563 --> 03:14:01.524 +- What? +- I'm what you call an illegal alien. + +03:14:01.649 --> 03:14:05.319 +I want out for good. +To do that, I've gotta get married. + +03:14:07.238 --> 03:14:11.325 +These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, +I don't have any rules. + +03:14:12.201 --> 03:14:13.494 +Come on. + +03:14:14.203 --> 03:14:17.248 +Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience. +We both get something. + +03:14:17.331 --> 03:14:21.335 +I get out. You get the most +eligible bachelor since Valentino. + +03:14:21.627 --> 03:14:24.172 +- We're even. +- Okay, just help them. + +03:14:27.466 --> 03:14:28.636 +Sure. + +03:14:39.147 --> 03:14:40.607 +Beetlejuice. + +03:14:48.990 --> 03:14:50.575 +It's show time. + +03:15:08.218 --> 03:15:10.136 +Attention, K-Mart shoppers: + +03:15:21.274 --> 03:15:25.737 +I'm back. I feel real good about myself. +You know what I mean? So... + +03:15:26.071 --> 03:15:27.906 +...without further delay... + +03:15:29.324 --> 03:15:31.284 +...welcome to Winter River! + +03:15:31.368 --> 03:15:33.411 +Museum of Natural Greed! + +03:15:33.662 --> 03:15:35.831 +A monument to the bored businessman. + +03:15:35.914 --> 03:15:39.668 +Come a little closer. +Step right up! Test your strength. + +03:16:01.857 --> 03:16:03.233 Thank you. -03:52:46.158 --> 03:52:47.534 -Captain Sparrow. +03:16:03.358 --> 03:16:05.068 +Thank you! Whew! -03:52:51.830 --> 03:52:53.414 -The Black Pearl is yours! +03:16:06.444 --> 03:16:10.073 +That is why I won't do +two shows a night anymore, babe. -03:53:09.222 --> 03:53:10.849 -On deck, you scabrous dogs! +03:16:10.532 --> 03:16:12.117 +I won't do 'em. -03:53:10.933 --> 03:53:12.601 -Hands to braces! +03:16:12.242 --> 03:16:15.205 +Well, what have we got here tonight, kids? -03:53:12.685 --> 03:53:14.769 -Let go and haul to run free. +03:16:18.167 --> 03:16:20.210 +We've got the Maitlands. -03:53:16.439 --> 03:53:18.231 -Now... +03:16:20.460 --> 03:16:23.380 +I think they've had enough exercise +for tonight. -03:53:18.316 --> 03:53:20.150 -Bring me that horizon. +03:16:30.387 --> 03:16:33.473 +Not so fast, Round Boy. +We're gonna have some laughs. -03:53:27.448 --> 03:53:29.534 -♪ ...And really bad eggs +03:16:53.952 --> 03:16:55.287 +Mom, Dad: -03:53:32.872 --> 03:53:35.373 -♪ Drink up, me hearties -Yo ho ♪ +03:16:58.415 --> 03:17:01.293 +I just want you two to know +you're welcome in our house... + +03:17:01.376 --> 03:17:03.670 +...anytime you want to come over. + +03:17:03.754 --> 03:17:06.632 +In the meantime, the dowry's on me, Dad. + +03:17:10.930 --> 03:17:15.434 +The Maitlands are taken care of. +Everything seems to be back to normal. + +03:17:20.523 --> 03:17:21.857 +Shall we? + +03:17:32.243 --> 03:17:34.620 +Called the caterer. He's got a great band. + +03:17:34.703 --> 03:17:37.498 +We're gonna need witnesses. Would you? + +03:18:27.925 --> 03:18:30.136 +Let's get on with the ceremony. + +03:18:30.219 --> 03:18:31.804 +Do you, Betel... + +03:18:33.389 --> 03:18:36.893 +- Nobody says the "B" word. +- Do you take this woman... + +03:18:37.560 --> 03:18:39.687 +...to be your wedded wife? + +03:18:40.563 --> 03:18:43.149 +I don't know. It's a big decision. + +03:18:43.232 --> 03:18:47.111 +I always said if I ever did it, +I was gonna do it only once. + +03:18:48.070 --> 03:18:49.489 +Sure. Go ahead. + +03:18:49.572 --> 03:18:52.116 +And do you, Lydia, take this man... + +03:18:52.783 --> 03:18:54.243 +No! Betel... + +03:18:55.997 --> 03:18:59.584 +She's a little nervous. +Maybe I should answer for her. + +03:18:59.751 --> 03:19:01.669 +I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. + +03:19:01.753 --> 03:19:04.297 +The man next to me is the one I want. +You asked me. + +03:19:04.380 --> 03:19:07.383 +I'm answering. +Yes, I love that man of mine. + +03:19:08.051 --> 03:19:09.093 +Come on. + +03:19:13.097 --> 03:19:14.390 +Come on. + +03:19:15.600 --> 03:19:16.976 +Betelgeu... + +03:19:22.607 --> 03:19:23.817 +Scram! + +03:19:25.652 --> 03:19:26.945 +Come on! + +03:19:28.613 --> 03:19:29.948 +Hey, guy. + +03:19:33.117 --> 03:19:35.537 +May we continue with the ceremony? + +03:19:38.248 --> 03:19:40.166 +- Then by... +- Betelgeuse. + +03:19:50.136 --> 03:19:51.388 +Strike! + +03:19:54.641 --> 03:19:56.059 +Let's roll! + +03:19:56.309 --> 03:19:58.937 +Then by the authority vested in me... + +03:19:59.604 --> 03:20:02.232 +- The ring, please. +- The ring! Oh, no! + +03:20:10.282 --> 03:20:12.075 +I've got it, honey. + +03:20:28.133 --> 03:20:30.218 +Here it is. Here you go. + +03:20:30.844 --> 03:20:33.763 +She meant nothing to me. Nothing at all! + +03:20:40.228 --> 03:20:42.524 +- I now pronounce you... +- Yeah, come on. + +03:20:44.401 --> 03:20:45.736 +Man and... + +03:21:45.172 --> 03:21:47.716 +- What time is it? +- It's about 3:30. + +03:21:49.051 --> 03:21:50.886 +Give or take a year. + +03:21:57.476 --> 03:21:58.644 +Well? + +03:21:59.895 --> 03:22:00.980 +Did you get the paints? + +03:22:01.063 --> 03:22:04.567 +Yes. And I took pictures +of the new town hall for you, too. + +03:22:04.650 --> 03:22:06.569 +How was the science test? + +03:22:06.652 --> 03:22:09.738 +It was gross. +They wanted me to dissect a frog. + +03:22:09.822 --> 03:22:13.242 +I told them "no way." I said it was +against my religion. I got a "C." + +03:22:13.325 --> 03:22:15.077 +And the math test? + +03:22:16.745 --> 03:22:21.041 +You're kidding me? We spent +the whole week studying for that test. + +03:22:21.375 --> 03:22:22.877 +I got an "A." + +03:22:23.127 --> 03:22:24.503 +So, can I? + +03:22:25.171 --> 03:22:28.174 +I don't know. +Got a "C" on the science test. + +03:22:29.969 --> 03:22:32.889 +Don't tease her. +You never got on "A" in science... + +03:22:37.602 --> 03:22:38.895 +Come on. + +03:22:40.563 --> 03:22:41.814 +Well... + +03:22:42.857 --> 03:22:44.317 +...I suppose. + +03:23:00.917 --> 03:23:03.002 +This reads like stereo instructions. + +03:23:03.085 --> 03:23:05.796 +Sounds like Lydia got an "A" +on the math test. + +03:23:08.090 --> 03:23:09.550 +He likes it. + +03:23:50.260 --> 03:23:52.595 +Sorry. Didn't see you sitting there. + +03:23:54.514 --> 03:23:55.723 +Women. + +03:23:56.766 --> 03:23:59.269 +I don't know what her problem is. + +03:24:00.061 --> 03:24:01.479 +Normally, chicks... + +03:24:16.121 --> 03:24:18.081 +Pardon me. Did you do that? + +03:24:18.165 --> 03:24:19.541 +Nice work. + +03:24:19.749 --> 03:24:21.835 +How do you get them so small? + +03:24:21.918 --> 03:24:23.879 +There goes Elvis! Yo, King! + +03:24:26.673 --> 03:24:28.800 +Well, looks like I'm next. + +03:24:30.844 --> 03:24:35.473 +Good thing. I've got to do a photo shoot +for G.Q. In an hour and a half. + +03:24:36.474 --> 03:24:40.353 +They've been after me for months. +Some kind of underwear deal. + +03:24:42.022 --> 03:24:44.941 +What are you doing? Stop it. +You're messing up my hair. + +03:24:45.025 --> 03:24:47.110 +Come on! Whoa! Stop it! + +03:24:50.697 --> 03:24:53.074 +This might be a good look for me. + +03:28:15.410 --> 03:28:17.954 +Subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER