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INSERTINTOpublic.badge_defsVALUES(137,'Lottershe Winner','This user won the Lottershe grand prize.',NULL);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(197,'Pimp Hat II','Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(198,'Whirly Tard Hat II','Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(199,'Family Man Free Hat','It''s a good show!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(213,'The Penny II','Out of the shower :marseybath: cap, into the bandana',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(278,'The Justinian','Glory to God who has thought me worthy to finish this work. Solomon, I have outdone you.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(263,'Colonizing Oppressor','Why would you ADMIT to this?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(541,'Morshu','Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs! You want it? It''s yours, my friend! As long as you have enough RUPEES.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(542,'Link (Faces of Evil)','Could you eat an octorok?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(406,'Amogus','I saw you vent',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(415,'WANTED','Dangerous thought criminal. Wanted DEAD ONLY.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(421,'Emperor Hat','Made in China',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1081,'Happy Plumbob','5th gen Sims 4 plumbob',2,1000,NULL,1668758641);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(547,'The Microdose','A smaller, safer dose for those who need to self-medicate in public.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(548,'The Snooplet','I can exercise you, this can be your phys ed, spend all your cizzoins, just perch me on your hizzead',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(550,'The Entertainment','A prize for clever birthday boys that save their tokens.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(554,'Clop','DM me for MLP clop ERP',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(561,'The Lawlz','Have Max the Dog join you on your PFP. Rest in paradise king!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(558,'Suicide King','Lost it all in the 52 cards',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(560,'Dual-Wield Katanas','Forged from real Nippon steel, folded 1000 times, shipped directly to your local mall kiosk.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(564,'The African Kufi','The white man doesn''t want you to know that this website was created by an AFRICAN king',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(563,'The Dundee','That''s not a hat. THIS is a hat!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(567,'Heart Crown (blue and purple)','💙💜',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(568,'Emoji Crown (hearts and shooting stars)','💫This is techically the dizzy symbol, but it looks like a shooting star for Apple users 😘',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(587,'Fedora (Red Hat Enterprise Linux)','Reminds me of 2004',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(583,'Weird Banner','You may only wear this if you are weird! No appropriation by non weirdos, thx',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(588,'Large Bow (light pink and blue)','It really is a very large bow',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(593,'Top Hat (red and black)','This isn''t the right hat for everyone, but is it the right hat for you?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(594,'Tin Foil Fedora','m''lady, I must warn you of the elecromagnetic mind control rays',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(595,'The Coon','Davy Crockett wore it and now it’s on rDrama',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(604,'Backwards Cap','How do you do fellow r/teenagers',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(606,'Fancy Hat (blue and black)','made with stable diffusion!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(607,'Cheerful colorful knit hat with flower','also made with stable diffusion!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(332,'Hairlet','It never even began',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(266,'King Crown II','King is our word but you can say kang',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(267,'Furry Marsey','Never forget that Marsey is a furry OC and this site is themed around fanart of her',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(270,'Perry the Platypus','Platybussy > Platygussy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(274,'Shemagh','Shemagh is such an ugly word. It sounds like a phlegmy noise. Even looks like the word phlegm.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(275,'Bloods','BRIPS GET THA BLATT BLATT',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(276,'Conscience','i can be yuor angle or your devil',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(269,'SCARY GUN','He called it an AK-74u but I''m not sure if that''s right idk idk',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(537,'The Celtic Kufi','Irish were the REAL slaves, stay woke my deartháir',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(549,'The Bumper Sticker','Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(310,'Bandit Bandana','This thread ain''t big enough fer the of us',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(571,'Purple Emoji Crown','💜💜💜when ur selfie needs an emoji crown with a 🌻, a 👻, and a 🐻 but u still gotta fit that purple aesthetic 💜💜💜',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(828,'monopoly thimbler','Even thimblier than the last one',2,500,NULL,1665250441);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1117,'Necrotomigaud','R1 - User in rDrama fades away',2,500,NULL,1671165496);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1121,'Affliction','“Fear and frailty finally claim their due.” – Narrator',2,500,NULL,1671233929);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(875,'Aces Strawhat','Idfk what this is man why are you submitting these esoteric fucking hats with no indication of what they are AAAHHHHH',2,500,NULL,1665314089);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1122,'Driller Helmet DRG','If it ain''t drillable, it''s probably flammable.',2,500,NULL,1671236444);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(621,'The Soren II','Soren is an idea, not a person. Shoot him. It’s okay, the bullets do nothing. Try it!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(279,'Libertarian','This user has certainly read Atlas Shrugged',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(282,'Green Laurel Wreath','Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(557,'Cottagecore','Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(291,'Yea Daddy Choker','Remember who you belong to',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(296,'Sunhat II','Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(299,'Raspberry Hat','Little sissy French girl hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(300,'Lemonsqueezer','Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(301,'Dickhead','Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(627,'Pedo Sniper (right)','I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(628,'Gnome Child','My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(308,'Pothead','Cali-grown cast iron goodness',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(311,'The Lucas Roberts','#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(317,'AI-Generated Hat','Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(325,'The Sal','Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(328,'Skidmarks','Hit me with your car daddy 🤪',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(329,'Behind Bars','Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(330,'Panzer Driver','No war crimes here, just tanks!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(331,'Ghostly Gibus','(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(333,'Astronaut Helmet II','Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(335,'Kippah','rDrama: a light unto nations',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(337,'The Tim Pool','No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(338,'Digigoggles','DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(222,'Smugjak','I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(223,'Foolproof Disguise','What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(272,'Harry Potter','General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(324,'Lord of the Flies','Sucks to yer ass-mar!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(314,'Bright Idea II','Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(316,'Globohomo','The gay agenda is no longer optional.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(313,'Bright Idea I','Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(225,'Pat Hat','Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(226,'Gay Saudi Headpiece','Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(235,'Emo Hair I','''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(236,'Ram Horns','Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(245,'The Brianna Laundrie','RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(246,'Lains Bear Kigurumi','And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(248,'Furfag Pride','We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(254,'Three Lil Marseys','It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(255,'KN95 Mask','We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(257,'Umbreon Ears','For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(260,'Carphead','A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(261,'Journoid Scum','The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(354,'SNIFFED','Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(356,'Santa Hat I','Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(357,'Scumbag Steve','>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(358,'Umbrella Hat','Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(359,'Ridin With Biden','You ridin''?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(360,'NFT','Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(361,'The Bog','Will you take the call?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(362,'Googly Eyes','My eyes are up here',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(363,'Kanohi Hau','A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(364,'The Yugi','Children''s card game world champ',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(365,'Maid Cap','CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(366,'BLACKED','You were built for BBC',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(368,'Wonder Tiara','(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(369,'Fisherman Hat','The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1132,'USDA inspector','they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.',2,500,NULL,1672455409);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(352,'John Deere Hat','She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(355,'Chef Hat','Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(392,'Chris-Chan','Hat to the extreme!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(393,'Bunny Buttons','Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(409,'AI Core','Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1133,'Singapore Flag','Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade',2,1000,NULL,1672773592);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1134,'Hot headed','Damn you need to cool down bro.',2,1000,NULL,1672981389);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(403,'Weatherman','Glad I could help',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(405,'Israeli Friend Pins','If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(407,'Top Hat (black glitter)','Be careful not to rub this against anything',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(410,'Retro Snapchat Thot','Heckin good pupperino',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(418,'Bass Pro','Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(420,'2070s Hat','State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(413,'Retro Brimstone','Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(423,'Dramautist Jar Project','Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(417,'Monopoly Thimble','Just the right size for your dick huh',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(428,'Green Badge','Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(429,'Red Badge','The red badge of bussy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(431,'Blue Badgr','I blue myself',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(433,'R2D2','[unintelligible whirring and beeping]',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(434,'Gay Fawkes Mask','Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(437,'Cigar','Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(438,'Conquistador','Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(444,'The Awoo','This is (not) Cirno',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(445,'Krusty Krew','KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(446,'Sutton Woo Helmet','What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(447,'Cosmonaut Helmet','Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(448,'The Pizzashill','WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(449,'Handmaids Bonnet','Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(367,'Burning Flames Team Captain','Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(460,'Edelgard Hair','Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(380,'Witch (Wizard) Hat','STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(385,'Magician Hat','It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(483,'Naughty Newsboy','Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(485,'This Is Fine','Situation normal.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(486,'Emo Hair II','SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(487,'Emo Hair III','I write sins not tragedies',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(488,'Emo Hair IV','I''m not okay (I promise)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(490,'Emo Hair VI','Cute Without The ''E''',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(491,'Top Hat (frost)','Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(492,'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)','Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(493,'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap','TWEED AND SNEED',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(494,'Skull Boingy Head Things','boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(495,'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat','Looks like shit but probably feels real nice',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(496,'Flower Hat (hot pink)','A cute flower hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(518,'Kyoko','This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(524,'Smurf Hat (papa)','You think you''re better than all the other smurves',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(529,'Conehead','How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(523,'Smurf Hat','La la, la la la la',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(525,'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes','Please Be Autistic I Am Yes',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(526,'No-No Finger','Oh no you di-int',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(430,'Purple Badge','Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(432,'Orange Badge','You''ve betrayed the purple badge.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(435,'Witch III','Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(436,'robocop','You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(450,'Bluecheck','Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(457,'Thug Life Beanie','The whitest beanie you''ll ever see',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(484,'Slav-sya','Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(501,'Dancing Marsey','Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(504,'Iron Crown of Lombardy','This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1138,'Fallout Advanced Power Armour','War. War never changes.',2,500,NULL,1673534169);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(902,'Shovel Knight','Cosplay as the shovel man himself!',2,500,NULL,1665347426);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(917,'Bell Pepper (red)','Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!',2,500,NULL,1665417006);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(911,'Racecar Hat','I sleep in a hat with my wife',2,500,NULL,1665355513);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1149,'This hat kills fishists','This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!',2,500,NULL,1677730441);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1153,'Hope Eradicated','Who needs friends when you have money?',2,500,NULL,1679346572);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1150,'Power In Misery','Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...',2,500,NULL,1679343066);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1157,'Divine Light','Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!',2,500,NULL,1679347512);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1155,'Flesh Automaton','You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters',2,500,NULL,1679347040);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1169,'Mimic','That is NOT a health pack!',2,500,NULL,1679359754);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1167,'Tattered Rain Hat','Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.',2,500,NULL,1679359347);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1156,'Traversing the Grid of Death','When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...',2,500,NULL,1679347260);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1170,'Cigarette','Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted',2,500,NULL,1680069984);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1180,'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER','The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about',2,1000,NULL,1680982678);