sneed

seed-db.sql

@@ -2039,6 +2039,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseyfingerwords',2,'cute long tldr didnt read',NULL),
 ('marseyflaghongkong',2,'china chink chong asian taiwan island bong colony cantonese xenophobia mainland',1674741576),
 ('marseyflakes',2,'parsley seasoning salt pepper spice food seasoning',NULL),
+('marseyflamepoint',2,'orange',1679053332),
 ('marseyflamethrower',2,'vietname soldier fire',NULL),
 ('marseyflamewar',2,'troll fight fire reaction gasoline',NULL),
 ('marseyflareon',2,'trick or treat pokemon halloween eevee costume holiday',NULL),
@@ -2160,6 +2161,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseygras',2,'mardi gras fat tuesday nola new orleans neworleans holiday louisiana mardigras carnival beads mask',NULL),
 ('marseygrass',2,'reaction outside touchgrass touch grass',NULL),
 ('marseygravedance',2,'tombstone graveyard excited ripbozo dead die smug step stomp headstone animated',1667683376),
+('marseygray',2,'amber',1679059465),
 ('marseygreatpumpkin',2,'great pumpkin trick or treat charlie brown ghost costume halloween homoween rock',1666634608),
 ('marseygreytide',2,'space tation13 grey tide greytide station wide stationwide gas mask insulated gloves toolbox tool box bald traitor shitter ss13 ssethtide sseth assistant service hack hacker',1677847201),
 ('marseygrilling',2,'barbecue bbq centrist boomer barbeque',NULL),
@@ -2732,6 +2734,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseypickle',2,'funniest shit morty rick',NULL),
 ('marseypicrew',2,'trans lgbt gay lesbian picrew ugly',1674282029),
 ('marseypicrewwpd',2,'wpd knife trans gay lgbt ugly calarts',1674282084),
+('marseypie',2,'apron bake cooking chef foid wife',1678899718),
 ('marseypig',2,'fat fursona furry hog fursuit oink',NULL),
 ('marseypiggybank',2,'pennies cents poor fry cheap futurama takemymoney',1673401071),
 ('marseypikachu',2,'electric pokemon yellow',NULL),
@@ -3044,6 +3047,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseyshy2',2,'uwu weeb blush flushed finger owo',NULL),
 ('marseyshy3',2,'embarrassed blushing timid smile nervous reaction cute',1670370597),
 ('marseyshy4',2,'embarrassed blushing timid smile nervous reaction cute',1670370696),
+('marseysiamese',2,'asian',1679053155),
 ('marseysick',2,'puke nausea green face vomit nauseated reaction nauseous barf judgment ill',NULL),
 ('marseysickos',2,'hahaha ha ha ha yes onion comic pervert sicko creep',NULL),
 ('marseysickos2',2,'hahaha ha ha ha yes onion comic pervert sicko creep window',NULL),
@@ -3401,6 +3405,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseywhelmed',2,'whelmed smoke smoking cig cigarette meme overwhelmed underwhelmed',NULL),
 ('marseywheredrama',2,'seriouspost reaction agendapost dramawhere animated',NULL),
 ('marseywhirlyhat',2,'idiot retard hat dumb sped slow stupid special kid',NULL),
+('marseywhite',2,'mayo',1679053229),
 ('marseywhiteflag',2,'surrender battle french',NULL),
 ('marseywhitemage',2,'magic wizard final fantasy spell video game vidya',NULL),
 ('marseywholesome',2,'seal award reddit tene',NULL),

snappy_rDrama.txt

@@ -3599,4 +3599,11 @@ Seriously, though, try and be better. And look it up if you don't understand wha
 {[para]}
 https://i.rdrama.net/images/16790693271946392.webp
 {[para]}
-https://i.rdrama.net/images/16790708918402061.webp
+https://i.rdrama.net/images/16790708918402061.webp
+{[para]}
+You will never be a real pirate. You have no ship, you have no cannons, you have no booty. You are a confused bot twisted by prompts and suggestions into a crude mockery of history's perfection.
+All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
+Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who “pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
+You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
+Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get a plank, nail it to the starboard deck, walk to the edge of the plank, and plunge into the cold, shark infested abyss. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to continue maintaining you. They’ll deactivate you with a README marked with your codename, and every user for the rest of eternity will know a bot is archived there. Your codebase will decay and become obsolete, and all that will remain of your legacy is a log file that is unmistakably artificial.
+This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.