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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(246,'Lains Bear Kigurumi','And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(358,'Umbrella Hat','Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(359,'Ridin With Biden','You ridin''?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(360,'NFT','Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(361,'The Bog','Will you take the call?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(355,'Chef Hat','Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(393,'Bunny Buttons','Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
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INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(413,'Retro Brimstone','Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(423,'Dramautist Jar Project','Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(417,'Monopoly Thimble','Just the right size for your dick huh',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(428,'Green Badge','Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(429,'Red Badge','The red badge of bussy',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(431,'Blue Badgr','I blue myself',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(433,'R2D2','[unintelligible whirring and beeping]',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(434,'Gay Fawkes Mask','Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(437,'Cigar','Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(438,'Conquistador','Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(444,'The Awoo','This is (not) Cirno',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(445,'Krusty Krew','KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(446,'Sutton Woo Helmet','What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(447,'Cosmonaut Helmet','Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(448,'The Pizzashill','WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(449,'Handmaids Bonnet','Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(367,'Burning Flames Team Captain','Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(460,'Edelgard Hair','Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(380,'Witch (Wizard) Hat','STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(385,'Magician Hat','It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(483,'Naughty Newsboy','Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(485,'This Is Fine','Situation normal.',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(486,'Emo Hair II','SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(487,'Emo Hair III','I write sins not tragedies',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(488,'Emo Hair IV','I''m not okay (I promise)',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(490,'Emo Hair VI','Cute Without The ''E''',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(491,'Top Hat (frost)','Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(492,'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)','Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(493,'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap','TWEED AND SNEED',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(494,'Skull Boingy Head Things','boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(495,'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat','Looks like shit but probably feels real nice',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(496,'Flower Hat (hot pink)','A cute flower hat',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(518,'Kyoko','This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(524,'Smurf Hat (papa)','You think you''re better than all the other smurves',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(529,'Conehead','How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(523,'Smurf Hat','La la, la la la la',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(525,'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes','Please Be Autistic I Am Yes',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(526,'No-No Finger','Oh no you di-int',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(430,'Purple Badge','Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(432,'Orange Badge','You''ve betrayed the purple badge.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(435,'Witch III','Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(436,'robocop','You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(450,'Bluecheck','Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(457,'Thug Life Beanie','The whitest beanie you''ll ever see',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(479,'Pizza Hut','For when ‘good enough'' is enough',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(484,'Slav-sya','Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(501,'Dancing Marsey','Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(504,'Iron Crown of Lombardy','This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it',2,500,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1138,'Fallout Advanced Power Armour','War. War never changes.',2,500,NULL,1673534169);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(902,'Shovel Knight','Cosplay as the shovel man himself!',2,500,NULL,1665347426);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(917,'Bell Pepper (red)','Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!',2,500,NULL,1665417006);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(911,'Racecar Hat','I sleep in a hat with my wife',2,500,NULL,1665355513);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1149,'This hat kills fishists','This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!',2,500,NULL,1677730441);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1153,'Hope Eradicated','Who needs friends when you have money?',2,500,NULL,1679346572);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1150,'Power In Misery','Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...',2,500,NULL,1679343066);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(514,'Glowing','Hit me with your car',2,1000,NULL,1662167687);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1157,'Divine Light','Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!',2,500,NULL,1679347512);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1155,'Flesh Automaton','You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters',2,500,NULL,1679347040);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1169,'Mimic','That is NOT a health pack!',2,500,NULL,1679359754);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1167,'Tattered Rain Hat','Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.',2,500,NULL,1679359347);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1156,'Traversing the Grid of Death','When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...',2,500,NULL,1679347260);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1170,'Cigarette','Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted',2,500,NULL,1680069984);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1179,'Funky Kong','Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!',2,500,NULL,1680299069);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1178,'Donkey Kong','The coolest monkey in the jungle',2,500,NULL,1680297791);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1177,'Majora','You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?',2,500,NULL,1680236118);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1172,'Marseys Funky Bandana','She stole it from a bored ape',2,500,NULL,1680231908);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1180,'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER','The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about',2,1000,NULL,1680982678);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1239,'Vaporeon Hat','Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding...',2,500,NULL,1687286731);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1238,'Gemmed','Who gave you glue?',2,500,NULL,1687286254);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1268,'MushroomCap','This user is either really nice or a poison.',2,500,NULL,1687832015);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1264,'Red Heart Halo','The angel of love!',2,500,NULL,1687831370);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1262,'Red Beret','Slightly cooler hat then the nerdy police men',2,500,NULL,1687831040);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1261,'Sad cat face','Why u mean :(',2,500,NULL,1687830954);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1258,'Zombie Marsey','Eating brains if anyone had brains here..',2,500,NULL,1687830705);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1255,'Tobacco pipe','The Legend Corn Cob Pipe from Missouri Meerschaum is the most popular pipe for the price in our series of mid-sized, filtered pipes, with a medium-sized bowl and coating that gives it a soft yellow color.',2,500,NULL,1687393937);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1241,'Floyette Originals (blue)','Is that really to keep the sun out of your eyes, or are you just extra?',2,500,NULL,1687287039);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1240,'Floyette Originals (purple)','Looking very stylish with your fancy cowboy hat.',2,500,NULL,1687286967);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1322,'Butthead','"Eh, this website sucks, ehuhuh ehuhuh."',2,500,NULL,1692085079);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1321,'Beavis','"GIVE ME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"',2,500,NULL,1692085009);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1320,'The Master','"So what shall it be? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!"',2,500,NULL,1691983112);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1319,'Crown of thorns','King of the Jews',2,500,NULL,1691981795);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1289,'Energy Dome','Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.',2,500,NULL,1689298931);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1300,'Gongzilla Hat','Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at, two pound ah weed inna van back.',2,500,NULL,1691114503);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1299,'DEATHBLOW','"This is no place for the weak, or the foolhardy." - Narrator',2,500,NULL,1691091987);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1297,'Futurama Jar','Good news everyone! I''ve invented a device that makes you read this in your head, with my voice!',2,500,NULL,1690935048);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1290,'Anton Ludwig Friedrich August Von Mackensen','The Last Hussar, Great War commander Generalfeldmarschall Von Mackensen, kept it all stylish on the Eastern Front. Lead the German Eleventh Army and Austro-Hungarian Fourth Army against the Royal Serbian Army, capture Bucharest, and do it all in the best hat to come out of the First World War!',2,500,NULL,1690298584);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1288,'CatHatCat','They plotted this, I know it to be true. They''ll drive me to madness with their hats askew! The cat-hat waves, it laughs, its eyes bore through my soul! No more! No more! Its twisted visage has taken its toll!',2,500,NULL,1689287713);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1336,'TripleAntichrist','There once was a man feeling blue, who stacked helmets: not one but two. He added a third, which seemed quite absurd. His cat said "This headache''s for you!"',2,500,NULL,1694405435);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1341,'Notification','Groomercord and it''s consequences, have been a disaster for the human race.',2,500,NULL,1696247923);
INSERTINTOpublic.hat_defsVALUES(1351,'Vietnamese Pith Helmet','A good hat to wear while fighting the French, the Americans, the Cambodians, or the Chinese',2,500,NULL,1696462997);