add darrellposting

automeme.py

@@ -42,6 +42,26 @@ ANTISPAM_MESSAGES = [
     'idk what u mean by mommy milkers 😭 im not ur mommy pls stop saying that',
     'goldstein sama is so cute ~ what a cute nose... urs is fine to tho'
 ]
+DARRELL_QUOTES = [
+    ":#marseyobjection: \nFor the record, your honor, I do not consent to being called that name, nor do I know anyone by that name",
+    ":#brooksannoyed: \nI see what you're doing. You must think you're slick.",
+    ":#marseyobjection: \nThe jury deserves to know, your honor.",
+    ":#marseyjurisdiction: \nCan we please address :marseyjurisdiction:?",
+    ":#marseygrouns:",
+    ":#marseygrouns:\n:marseygrouns: for the substain?",
+    ":#marseyrelevancy:\nuhh what's the :marseyrelevancy:?",
+    ":#brooksannoyed:\nYour honor, that's a load of crap.",
+    ":#marseytakit:\nIs that lawfully law?",
+    ":#marseytakit:\nIs that a :marseytakit:?",
+    ":#brooksannoyed:\nI AM A GROWN MAN WITH GROWN KIDS AINT NOBODY TELL ME WHEN TO TALK",
+    ":#marseybiast:\nIs this a common law court or an admiralty court?",
+]
+DARRELL_KEYWORDS = [
+    "brooks",
+    "darrell"
+]
+DARRELL_DISCLAIMER = "_I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client_"
+
 
 TEST_MODE = False
 DRY_MODE = False
@@ -54,12 +74,13 @@ AUTOMEME_ID = 13427
 ALLOWED_COMMENTS_PER_POST = 20
 ALLOWED_COMMENTS_PER_USER_PER_DAY = 20
 
-SOY_VS_CHAD_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.5
-MODERN_MEME_WITH_MARSEY_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.01
-MODERN_MEME_WITH_IMAGE_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.05
-CLASSIC_MEME_WITH_MARSEY_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.02
-CLASSIC_MEME_WITH_IMAGE_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.1
-WEBCOMIC_TRIGGER_CHANCE = 0.5
+SOY_VS_CHAD_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.01
+MODERN_MEME_WITH_MARSEY_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.001
+MODERN_MEME_WITH_IMAGE_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.005
+CLASSIC_MEME_WITH_MARSEY_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.002
+CLASSIC_MEME_WITH_IMAGE_TRIGGER_CHANGE = 0.001
+WEBCOMIC_TRIGGER_CHANCE = 0.01
+DARRELL_CHANCE = 1.0
 
 FREE_POSTS = [6, 97416, 98286]
 RESTRICTED_POSTS = [5, 16583, 75878, 35835]
@@ -464,11 +485,28 @@ def handle_comment(comment : dict, rdrama : RDramaAPIInterface, session : Sessio
                 print(f"[{comment['id']}] is a free post.")
             end = datetime.now()
             print(end-begin)
+        elif comment_contains_keyword(comment_text, DARRELL_KEYWORDS):
+            if random_float <= DARRELL_CHANCE:
+                message = choice(DARRELL_QUOTES)
+                message += "\n\n"
+                message += DARRELL_DISCLAIMER
+                message += f"<source src=\"{''.join(choices(['a','b','c','d','f','g','h','j','k','l','m','n','p','q','r','s','t','v','w','x','z'], k=500))}.mp3\">"
+                post_id = comment['post_id']
+                user_id = 0 if comment['author'] == '👻' else comment['author']['id']
+                new_comment_id = rdrama.reply_to_comment_easy(comment['id'], post_id, message)['id']
+                Comment.create_new_comment(comment['id'], new_comment_id, session)
+                Post.increment_replies(post_id, session)
+                User.increase_number_of_comments(user_id, session)
         else:
             Comment.create_new_comment(comment['id'], None, session)
     except BaseException as e:
         print(f"YIKERINOS! GOT AN EXCEPTION: {e}")
         traceback.print_exc()
+
+def comment_contains_keyword(comment, keywords):
+    comment_words = comment.lower().split(" ")
+    return len(set.intersection(set(comment_words), set(keywords))) != 0
+    
 def main_processing_task(rdrama : RDramaAPIInterface, session : Session):
     is_chudded = False #Do we have the chud award?
     can_communicate = True #Can we send any message at all?