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+# RDramaAPIInterface
+*Sneed, BIPOC-twink*
+
+## What
+
+This is an API interface for writing various things for rdrama, notorious gay porn sharing site.
+
+## Setup
+
+### Get the code
+
+So, getting the code all set up can be a bit of a pain because this is a script that is meant to be called by other scripts. If I was a NERD I would try to create a pip package that you could install, but I have tried that before and it was a NIGHTMARE. I am NOT doing that again. Someone else can try, I ain't touching that shit with a fifty foot pole. Besides, who really cares, it's not that big of a deal.
+
+You can...
+ - clone the repo and then copy the file to whatever project you are working on (okay solution)
+ - add it to your python path (probably best)
+ 
+### Get an API token
+
+This is easy, and if you can't figure it out you are kinda dumb tbh
+
+PROTIP: In the part where it asks for a website, you can put anything. (That's just the redirect if you are messing with OAuth). I usually put gaysex.net, but you do you.
+
+Once you request it, beg the world's largest rodent to approve it. If he is merciful, he may allow it.
+
+### Start programming
+
+First, create an instance of the interface. For accessing rdrama.net, here's what you do...
+
+```
+from RDramaAPIInterface import RDramaAPIInterface
+
+rdrama = RDramaAPIInterface(AUTH_TOKEN, "rdrama.net")
+```
+
+and then you can do whatever you want!! For example, send me hate mail like this
+
+```
+rdrama.send_message("HeyMoon", "I have had it up to here with your shitty api interface. Fuck you, fuck python, and fuck aevann for making this website.")
+```
+
+and your bot will send me a rude message! everythign else should be pretty self-explanatory.
+
+## FAQ
+
+### Q. Can I use this on other sites? 
+
+Yep. Just replace "rdrama.net" with whatever site it is.
+
+### Q. Why can't I connect to my local test instance of rdrama?
+
+probably because you are using https. try this:
+
+'''
+rdrama = RDramaAPIInterface(TEST_AUTH_TOKEN, "rdrama.net", https=False)
+'''
+
+### Q. WTF dude, my code was working yesterday and it suddenly started breaking, I literally cannot cope with this
+
+aevann probably fucked around with the code again lmao. ask him what's going on. also, for real, don't be a douche like "ah ha idiot I found an issue in the code". you are an api, aevann is going to prioritize actual users of the site over bots.
+
+### Q. Uhm, HeyMoon, your code is broken
+
+Okay, bucko, see that tab above this document that says *Pull Request*? Be my guest. Like, literally, please make pull requests if there is something that is wrong. I made this specifically for my bots, so I of course left stuff out. 
+
+If you do make a pull request, ping me on discord or on rdrama and I'll take a look king
+
+## License
+
+This code is licensed under the GIGACHAD license. Basically, you can do whatever you want with this code, as long as you charge money for it. I do not want hippies using my software.