diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 0e30a0a34d..89b982f472 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -34,35 +34,7 @@
 						] -%}
 					{% else %}
 						{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
-							' incels currently stalking roasties',
-							' gooners currently edging to <img loading="lazy" src="/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height:1.5em!important">',
-							' fanboys currently obsessing over Carp',
-							' NEETs currently LDARmaxxing',
-							' valid women currently dilating',
-							' negholes currently being pozzed',
-							' bussies currently on standby',
-							' gamers currently harassing women',
-							' Soros shills currently plotting mayocide',
-							' furries currently yiffing',
-							' incels currently harassing women',
-							' chuds currently agendaposting',
-							' coomers currently gooning',
-							' bacons currently narwhaling',
-							' well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers',
-							' throwing shade right now',
-							' currently petting Marseys',
-							' of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate',
-							' capybara fetishists loudly beating off',
-							' gamers harassing women',
-							' hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas',
-							' furries trading marsuits',
-							' white knights simping for blownout gussy',
 							' Carp alts currently online',
-							' biofoids making everything about them',
-							' Mossad operatives watching you',
-							' frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees',
-							' days until you die, you can't prevent it',
-							' cases of rectal prolapse reported today',
 						] -%}
 					{% endif %}
 					{{loggedin_counter+loggedout_counter}} {{VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR|random|safe}} ({{loggedin_counter}} logged in)
diff --git a/files/templates/home.html b/files/templates/home.html
index 41a84f7998..c0c220740d 100644
--- a/files/templates/home.html
+++ b/files/templates/home.html
@@ -3,7 +3,9 @@
 	{% if sub %}
 		<title>/h/{{sub.name}}</title>
 	{% elif request.path == '/' %}
-		{% if IS_DKD() %}
+		{% if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' %}
+			<title>Carprama</title>
+		{% elif IS_DKD() %}
 			<title>Kongrama</title>
 		{% else %}
 			<title>{{SITE_NAME}}{% if TAGLINES %}: {{TAGLINES|random()}}{% endif %}</title>
diff --git a/files/templates/userpage/banner.html b/files/templates/userpage/banner.html
index 0e99559b8c..465d279120 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage/banner.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage/banner.html
@@ -259,18 +259,25 @@
 						{% endif %}
 
 						{% if v and (v.admin_level >= PERMS['VIEW_ALTS'] or v.alt) %}
-							{% if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USER_LINK'] %}
-								<span id="profile--alts"><a href="/@{{u.username}}/alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}</a>:</span>
+							{% if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' %}
+								<span id="profile--alts">1 Alt:</span>
+								<ul id="profile--alts-list">
+									<li><a href="/@carpathianflorist">@carpathianflorist</a></li>
+								</ul>
 							{% else %}
-								<span id="profile--alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}:</span>
-							{% endif %}
-							<ul id="profile--alts-list">
-								{% if u.can_see_my_shit %}
-									{% for account in alts %}
-										<li><a href="{{account.url}}">@{{account.username}}</a>{% if account._is_manual %} [m]{% endif %}</li>
-									{% endfor %}
+								{% if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USER_LINK'] %}
+									<span id="profile--alts"><a href="/@{{u.username}}/alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}</a>:</span>
+								{% else %}
+									<span id="profile--alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}:</span>
 								{% endif %}
-							</ul>
+								<ul id="profile--alts-list">
+									{% if u.can_see_my_shit %}
+										{% for account in alts %}
+											<li><a href="{{account.url}}">@{{account.username}}</a>{% if account._is_manual %} [m]{% endif %}</li>
+										{% endfor %}
+									{% endif %}
+								</ul>
+							{% endif %}
 						{% endif %}
 					</div>
 				</div>
@@ -550,18 +557,25 @@
 					{% endif %}
 
 					{% if v and (v.admin_level >= PERMS['VIEW_ALTS'] or v.alt) %}
-						{% if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USER_LINK'] %}
-							<span id="profile-mobile--alts"><a href="/@{{u.username}}/alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}</a>:</span>
+						{% if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' %}
+							<span id="profile--alts">1 Alt:</span>
+							<ul id="profile-mobile--alts-list">
+								<li><a href="/@carpathianflorist">@carpathianflorist</a></li>
+							</ul>
 						{% else %}
-							<span id="profile-mobile--alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}:</span>
-						{% endif %}
-						<ul id="profile-mobile--alts-list">
-							{% if u.can_see_my_shit %}
-								{% for account in alts %}
-									<li><a href="{{account.url}}">@{{account.username}}</a>{% if account._is_manual %} [m]{% endif %}</li>
-								{% endfor %}
+							{% if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USER_LINK'] %}
+								<span id="profile-mobile--alts"><a href="/@{{u.username}}/alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}</a>:</span>
+							{% else %}
+								<span id="profile-mobile--alts">{{alts|length}} Alt{{macros.plural(alts|length)}}:</span>
 							{% endif %}
-						</ul>
+							<ul id="profile-mobile--alts-list">
+								{% if u.can_see_my_shit %}
+									{% for account in alts %}
+										<li><a href="{{account.url}}">@{{account.username}}</a>{% if account._is_manual %} [m]{% endif %}</li>
+									{% endfor %}
+								{% endif %}
+							</ul>
+						{% endif %}
 					{% endif %}
 				</div>
 			</div>