diff --git a/seed-db.sql b/seed-db.sql
index 283ca0434..3e4d3b8dd 100644
--- a/seed-db.sql
+++ b/seed-db.sql
@@ -1467,205 +1467,205 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys VALUES
 ('marseycoin', 1, 'dramacoin money dc spinning rich payment gold dinero animated dollars', 0);
 
 insert into hat_defs (name, description, author_id, price) values
-('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 1, 500), 
-('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 1, 500), 
-('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 1, 500),
-('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 1, 500),
-('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 1, 500),
-('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 1, 500),
-('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 1, 500),
-('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 1, 500),
-('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 1, 500),
-('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 1, 500),
-('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 1, 500),
-('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 1, 500),
-('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 1, 500),
-('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 1, 500),
-('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 1, 500),
-('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 1, 500),
-('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 1, 1000),
-('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 1, 1000),
-('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 1, 1000),
-('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 1, 1000),
-('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 1, 500),
-('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 1, 500),
-('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 1, 500),
-('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 1, 500),
-('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 1, 500),
-('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 1, 500),
-('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 1, 500),
-('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 1, 500),
-('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 1, 500),
-('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 1, 500),
-('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 1, 500),
-('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 1, 500),
-('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 1, 500),
-('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 1, 500),
-('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 1, 500),
-('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 1, 500),
-('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 1, 500),
-('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 1, 500),
-('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 1, 500),
-('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 1, 500),
-('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 1, 500),
-('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 1, 500),
-('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 1, 500),
-('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 1, 500),
-('Seaman', 'semen lol', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 1, 500),
-('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 1, 500),
-('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 1, 500),
-('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 1, 500),
-('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 1, 500),
-('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 1, 500),
-('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 1, 500),
-('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 1, 500),
-('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 1, 500),
-('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 1, 500),
-('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 1, 500),
-('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 1, 500),
-('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 1, 500),
-('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 1, 500),
-('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 1, 500),
-('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 1, 500),
-('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 1, 500),
-('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 1, 500),
-('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 1, 500),
-('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 1, 500),
-('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 1, 500),
-('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 1, 500),
-('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 1, 500),
-('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 1, 500),
-('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 1, 500),
-('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 1, 500),
-('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 1, 500),
-('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 1, 500),
-('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 1, 500),
-('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 1, 500),
-('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 1, 500),
-('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so  hard ong', 1, 500),
-('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 1, 500),
-('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 1, 500),
-('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 1, 500),
-('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 1, 500),
-('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 1, 500),
-('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 1, 500),
-('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 1, 500),
-('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 1, 500),
-('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 1, 500),
-('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 1, 500),
-('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 1, 500),
-('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 1, 500),
-('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 1, 500),
-('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 1, 500),
-('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 1, 500),
-('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 1, 500),
-('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 1, 500),
-('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 1, 500),
-('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 1, 500),
-('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 1, 500),
-('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 1, 500),
-('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 1, 500),
-('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 1, 500),
-('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 1, 500),
-('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 1, 500),
-('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 1, 500),
-('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 1, 500),
-('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 1, 500),
-('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 1, 500),
-('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 1, 500),
-('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 1, 500),
-('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 1, 500),
-('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 1, 500),
-('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 1, 500),
-('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 1, 500),
-('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 1, 500),
-('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 1, 500),
-('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 1, 500),
-('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 1, 500),
-('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 1, 500),
-('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 1, 500),
-('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HRE FAT', 1, 500),
-('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 1, 500),
-('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 1, 500),
-('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 1, 500),
-('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 1, 500),
-('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 1, 500),
-('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 1, 500),
-('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 1, 500),
-('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 1, 500),
-('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 1, 500),
-('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 1, 500),
-('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 1, 500),
-('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 1, 500),
-('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 1, 500),
-('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 1, 500),
-('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 1, 500),
-('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 1, 500),
-('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 1, 500),
-('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 1, 500),
-('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 1, 500),
-('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 1, 500),
-('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 1, 500),
-('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 1, 500),
-('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 1, 500),
-('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 1, 500),
-('Badass Fighter Ace', 'Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 1, 500),
-('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 1, 500),
-('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 1, 500),
-('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 1, 500),
-('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 1, 500),
-('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 1, 500),
-('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 1, 500),
-('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 1, 500),
-('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 1, 500),
-('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 1, 500),
-('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 1, 500),
-('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 1, 500),
-('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 1, 500),
-('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 1, 500),
-('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 1, 500),
-('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 1, 500),
-('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 1, 500),
-('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 1, 500),
-('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 1, 500),
-('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 1, 500),
-('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 1, 500);
\ No newline at end of file
+('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500), 
+('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 2, 500), 
+('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500),
+('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 2, 500),
+('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 2, 500),
+('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 2, 500),
+('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 2, 500),
+('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 2, 500),
+('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 2, 500),
+('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 2, 500),
+('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 2, 500),
+('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 2, 500),
+('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 2, 500),
+('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 2, 500),
+('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 2, 500),
+('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 2, 500),
+('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 2, 1000),
+('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 2, 1000),
+('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 1000),
+('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 1000),
+('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 2, 500),
+('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500),
+('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 2, 500),
+('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 2, 500),
+('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 2, 500),
+('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 2, 500),
+('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 2, 500),
+('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 2, 500),
+('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 2, 500),
+('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 2, 500),
+('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 2, 500),
+('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500),
+('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500),
+('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500),
+('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500),
+('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 2, 500),
+('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500),
+('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500),
+('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500),
+('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 2, 500),
+('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 2, 500),
+('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 2, 500),
+('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 2, 500),
+('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 2, 500),
+('Seaman', 'semen lol', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 2, 500),
+('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 2, 500),
+('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 2, 500),
+('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 2, 500),
+('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 2, 500),
+('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 2, 500),
+('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 2, 500),
+('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 2, 500),
+('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 2, 500),
+('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 2, 500),
+('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 2, 500),
+('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 2, 500),
+('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 2, 500),
+('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 2, 500),
+('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 2, 500),
+('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 2, 500),
+('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 2, 500),
+('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 2, 500),
+('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 2, 500),
+('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 2, 500),
+('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 2, 500),
+('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 2, 500),
+('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 2, 500),
+('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500),
+('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 2, 500),
+('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 2, 500),
+('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 2, 500),
+('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 2, 500),
+('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 2, 500),
+('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 2, 500),
+('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 2, 500),
+('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so  hard ong', 2, 500),
+('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 2, 500),
+('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 2, 500),
+('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 2, 500),
+('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 2, 500),
+('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 2, 500),
+('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 2, 500),
+('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 2, 500),
+('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 2, 500),
+('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 2, 500),
+('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 2, 500),
+('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 2, 500),
+('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 2, 500),
+('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 2, 500),
+('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 2, 500),
+('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 2, 500),
+('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 2, 500),
+('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 2, 500),
+('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 2, 500),
+('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 2, 500),
+('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 2, 500),
+('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 2, 500),
+('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 2, 500),
+('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 2, 500),
+('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 2, 500),
+('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 2, 500),
+('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 2, 500),
+('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 2, 500),
+('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 2, 500),
+('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 2, 500),
+('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 2, 500),
+('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 2, 500),
+('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 2, 500),
+('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 2, 500),
+('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 2, 500),
+('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 2, 500),
+('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 2, 500),
+('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 2, 500),
+('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 2, 500),
+('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 2, 500),
+('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 2, 500),
+('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 2, 500),
+('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HRE FAT', 2, 500),
+('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 2, 500),
+('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 2, 500),
+('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 2, 500),
+('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 2, 500),
+('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 2, 500),
+('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 2, 500),
+('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 2, 500),
+('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 2, 500),
+('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 2, 500),
+('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 2, 500),
+('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 2, 500),
+('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 2, 500),
+('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 2, 500),
+('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 2, 500),
+('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 2, 500),
+('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 2, 500),
+('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 2, 500),
+('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 2, 500),
+('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500),
+('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 2, 500),
+('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 2, 500),
+('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 2, 500),
+('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 2, 500),
+('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 2, 500),
+('Badass Fighter Ace', 'Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500),
+('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 2, 500),
+('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 2, 500),
+('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 2, 500),
+('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 2, 500),
+('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 2, 500),
+('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 2, 500),
+('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 2, 500),
+('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 2, 500),
+('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 2, 500),
+('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 2, 500),
+('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 2, 500),
+('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 2, 500),
+('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 2, 500),
+('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 2, 500),
+('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 2, 500),
+('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500),
+('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500),
+('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 2, 500),
+('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500),
+('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 2, 500);
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/sql/20220903-hats.sql b/sql/20220903-hats.sql
index 8886187ef..0f32739e4 100644
--- a/sql/20220903-hats.sql
+++ b/sql/20220903-hats.sql
@@ -45,205 +45,205 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY public.users
     ADD CONSTRAINT users_equipped_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (equipped_hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id);
 
 insert into hat_defs (name, description, author_id, price) values
-('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 1, 500), 
-('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 1, 500), 
-('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 1, 500),
-('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 1, 500),
-('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 1, 500),
-('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 1, 500),
-('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 1, 500),
-('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 1, 500),
-('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 1, 500),
-('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 1, 500),
-('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 1, 500),
-('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 1, 500),
-('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 1, 500),
-('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 1, 500),
-('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 1, 500),
-('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 1, 500),
-('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 1, 1000),
-('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 1, 1000),
-('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 1, 1000),
-('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 1, 1000),
-('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 1, 500),
-('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 1, 500),
-('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 1, 500),
-('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 1, 500),
-('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 1, 500),
-('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 1, 500),
-('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 1, 500),
-('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 1, 500),
-('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 1, 500),
-('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 1, 500),
-('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 1, 500),
-('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 1, 500),
-('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 1, 500),
-('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 1, 500),
-('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 1, 500),
-('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 1, 500),
-('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 1, 500),
-('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 1, 500),
-('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 1, 500),
-('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 1, 500),
-('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 1, 500),
-('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 1, 500),
-('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 1, 500),
-('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 1, 500),
-('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 1, 500),
-('Seaman', 'semen lol', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 1, 500),
-('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 1, 500),
-('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 1, 500),
-('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 1, 500),
-('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 1, 500),
-('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 1, 500),
-('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 1, 500),
-('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 1, 500),
-('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 1, 500),
-('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 1, 500),
-('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 1, 500),
-('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 1, 500),
-('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 1, 500),
-('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 1, 500),
-('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 1, 500),
-('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 1, 500),
-('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 1, 500),
-('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 1, 500),
-('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 1, 500),
-('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 1, 500),
-('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 1, 500),
-('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 1, 500),
-('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 1, 500),
-('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 1, 500),
-('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 1, 500),
-('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 1, 500),
-('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 1, 500),
-('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 1, 500),
-('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 1, 500),
-('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 1, 500),
-('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 1, 500),
-('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 1, 500),
-('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so hard omg', 1, 500),
-('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 1, 500),
-('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 1, 500),
-('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 1, 500),
-('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 1, 500),
-('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 1, 500),
-('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 1, 500),
-('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 1, 500),
-('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 1, 500),
-('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 1, 500),
-('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 1, 500),
-('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 1, 500),
-('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 1, 500),
-('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 1, 500),
-('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 1, 500),
-('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 1, 500),
-('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 1, 500),
-('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 1, 500),
-('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 1, 500),
-('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 1, 500),
-('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 1, 500),
-('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 1, 500),
-('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 1, 500),
-('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 1, 500),
-('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 1, 500),
-('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 1, 500),
-('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 1, 500),
-('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 1, 500),
-('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 1, 500),
-('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 1, 500),
-('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 1, 500),
-('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 1, 500),
-('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 1, 500),
-('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 1, 500),
-('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 1, 500),
-('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 1, 500),
-('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 1, 500),
-('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 1, 500),
-('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 1, 500),
-('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 1, 500),
-('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 1, 500),
-('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 1, 500),
-('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 1, 500),
-('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 1, 500),
-('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HERE FAT', 1, 500),
-('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 1, 500),
-('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 1, 500),
-('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 1, 500),
-('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 1, 500),
-('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 1, 500),
-('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 1, 500),
-('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 1, 500),
-('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 1, 500),
-('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 1, 500),
-('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 1, 500),
-('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 1, 500),
-('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 1, 500),
-('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 1, 500),
-('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 1, 500),
-('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 1, 500),
-('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 1, 500),
-('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 1, 500),
-('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 1, 500),
-('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 1, 500),
-('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 1, 500),
-('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 1, 500),
-('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 1, 500),
-('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 1, 500),
-('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 1, 500),
-('Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 1, 500),
-('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 1, 500),
-('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 1, 500),
-('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 1, 500),
-('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 1, 500),
-('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 1, 500),
-('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 1, 500),
-('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 1, 500),
-('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 1, 500),
-('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 1, 500),
-('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 1, 500),
-('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 1, 500),
-('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 1, 500),
-('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 1, 500),
-('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 1, 500),
-('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 1, 500),
-('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 1, 500),
-('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 1, 500),
-('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 1, 500),
-('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 1, 500),
-('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 1, 500);
\ No newline at end of file
+('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500), 
+('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 2, 500), 
+('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500),
+('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 2, 500),
+('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 2, 500),
+('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 2, 500),
+('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 2, 500),
+('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 2, 500),
+('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 2, 500),
+('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 2, 500),
+('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 2, 500),
+('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 2, 500),
+('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 2, 500),
+('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 2, 500),
+('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 2, 500),
+('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 2, 500),
+('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 2, 1000),
+('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 2, 1000),
+('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 1000),
+('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 1000),
+('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 2, 500),
+('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500),
+('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 2, 500),
+('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 2, 500),
+('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 2, 500),
+('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 2, 500),
+('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 2, 500),
+('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 2, 500),
+('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 2, 500),
+('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 2, 500),
+('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 2, 500),
+('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 2, 500),
+('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500),
+('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500),
+('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500),
+('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500),
+('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 2, 500),
+('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500),
+('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500),
+('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500),
+('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 2, 500),
+('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 2, 500),
+('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 2, 500),
+('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 2, 500),
+('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 2, 500),
+('Seaman', 'semen lol', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 2, 500),
+('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 2, 500),
+('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 2, 500),
+('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 2, 500),
+('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 2, 500),
+('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 2, 500),
+('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 2, 500),
+('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 2, 500),
+('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 2, 500),
+('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 2, 500),
+('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 2, 500),
+('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 2, 500),
+('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 2, 500),
+('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 2, 500),
+('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 2, 500),
+('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 2, 500),
+('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 2, 500),
+('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 2, 500),
+('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 2, 500),
+('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 2, 500),
+('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 2, 500),
+('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 2, 500),
+('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 2, 500),
+('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 2, 500),
+('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500),
+('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 2, 500),
+('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 2, 500),
+('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 2, 500),
+('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 2, 500),
+('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 2, 500),
+('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 2, 500),
+('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 2, 500),
+('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so hard omg', 2, 500),
+('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 2, 500),
+('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 2, 500),
+('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 2, 500),
+('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 2, 500),
+('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 2, 500),
+('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 2, 500),
+('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 2, 500),
+('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 2, 500),
+('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 2, 500),
+('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 2, 500),
+('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 2, 500),
+('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 2, 500),
+('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 2, 500),
+('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 2, 500),
+('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 2, 500),
+('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 2, 500),
+('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 2, 500),
+('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 2, 500),
+('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 2, 500),
+('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 2, 500),
+('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 2, 500),
+('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 2, 500),
+('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 2, 500),
+('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 2, 500),
+('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 2, 500),
+('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 2, 500),
+('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 2, 500),
+('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 2, 500),
+('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 2, 500),
+('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 2, 500),
+('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 2, 500),
+('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 2, 500),
+('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 2, 500),
+('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 2, 500),
+('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 2, 500),
+('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 2, 500),
+('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 2, 500),
+('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 2, 500),
+('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 2, 500),
+('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 2, 500),
+('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 2, 500),
+('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 2, 500),
+('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 2, 500),
+('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HERE FAT', 2, 500),
+('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 2, 500),
+('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 2, 500),
+('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 2, 500),
+('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 2, 500),
+('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 2, 500),
+('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 2, 500),
+('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 2, 500),
+('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 2, 500),
+('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 2, 500),
+('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 2, 500),
+('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 2, 500),
+('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 2, 500),
+('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 2, 500),
+('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 2, 500),
+('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 2, 500),
+('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 2, 500),
+('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 2, 500),
+('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 2, 500),
+('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500),
+('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 2, 500),
+('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 2, 500),
+('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 2, 500),
+('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 2, 500),
+('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 2, 500),
+('Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500),
+('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 2, 500),
+('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 2, 500),
+('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 2, 500),
+('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 2, 500),
+('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 2, 500),
+('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 2, 500),
+('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 2, 500),
+('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 2, 500),
+('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 2, 500),
+('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 2, 500),
+('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 2, 500),
+('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 2, 500),
+('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 2, 500),
+('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 2, 500),
+('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 2, 500),
+('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500),
+('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500),
+('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 2, 500),
+('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500),
+('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 2, 500);
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