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i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape
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You say that but carpathianflorist is actually a cool guy. We met at Ruq-con (same hotel floor) and after the VIP party we went to a bar for some more drinks. He's kind of strange, he has rainbow hair and a lilac suit (he likes to be counter-culture) but he's a smart guy who makes the types of joke that you wouldn't repeat around deal old Grandma, over all fun to be around. The only odd thing was when I went to the urinal before I left he came up behind me, slipped a finger in my ass and said "No one will believe you" and walked off without another word. Not a bad guy when you get to know him.
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I don't need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I'll be in STPeach's chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I've been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I'm a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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not a big fan of history i see. no conquest isnt bloody and oh PLEASE lets compare body counts. lets see. jews killing people unprovoked in an offensive war anywhere ever? zero. well that doesnt look good for you. arabs colonizing and stealing peoples land while forcibly converting their children to a faith that would make their ancestors spin in their graves if they knew their descendants (thats you) were practicing it.....why that would be millions over 1400 years wouldnt it?
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I can't fucking take it anymore. I see an image of a random reformist and then I see it, I fucking see it. It started as "Oh that looks kinda like the Deng guy, that's funny, that's a cool reference." But it kept going, I'd see a policy that looked like Dengism, I'd see an act that looked like Dengism, I'd see a bill that looked like Dengism. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words DENGIST ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh manically any time I see a reform in an manifesto. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of Dengism. Someone does something good and I can't say anything other than "Deng." I could watch a man tear down everything I love and all I would be able to say is "Dengism" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "Reform" is ruined. The phrase "reformist ideology" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Dengism has destroyed my fucking life. I want to reform myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You and carpathianflorist are some CIA psyop, huh? Same training camp?
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You literally just repeated the same argument word for word. You really need to learn to coordinate your soamming of disinfo better. At least write something different than him like "China is harvesting baby organs for boner pills" or something. It can't be so fucking difficult, I bet one of you losers has written an anti-Chinese bullshit generator at this point.
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Please explain in more detail the little conspiracy theory you just wanted to push based on one random youtuber's meaningless personal anecdote that's probably entirely made up just like 99% of all anti-Chinese bullshit on the internet. I really want to have a good laugh at you thinking China asking people to stop spreading racial hatred and sinophobic disinfo is equivalent to a global campaign of war crime and terror and the total oppression of all opposition through war and the violent enforcement of one of the most murderous ideology in history (capitalism/liberalism/fascism, i.e. Americanism) to actively prevent global progress. Wow, you sure got China there, buddy.
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Even the nazi-style conspiracy theories about China committing "genocide" are better than this, at least the NED is investing hundreds of millions into promoting terrorism and religious extremism in Xinjiang so it has a steady stream of "witnesses", but now that you realized that all the people spreading that propaganda are liars, THIS nonsense is your next best thing? A fucking whining youtuber spreading conspiracy theories nobody gives a shit about and that nobody - not a single person - in the Chinese government probably ever heard of?
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The fact you unironically use the term "Wolf Warrior diplomacy" already shows what level of idiocy is driving you to write your comments. lmao
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Edit: Half an hour later. Lots of Anglo losers responding with single sentences trying to derail the conversation by attacking me personally, not a single justification for the deranged anti-Chinese propaganda garbage they spread so far. Ever more conspriacy theorists and sinophobic losers attacking me personally without justifying their delusions or responding to criticism. I think we can once again see what kind of people oppose China. As ALWAYS when people on reddit criticize China: They are totally incapable of justifying their nonsense and stick to their lies as they personally attack those calling them out. 🙂
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Not a kangaroo court at all. Imagine if Professor Dumbledore had used Avada Kedavra on one of the students who had misbehaved, then in his defense used the argument that "well it doesn't matter because the student had drank a whole lot of Alihotsy Draught before I used Avada Kedavra on him. How credible do you think a defence like that would be and how would Hogwarts (both teachers and students) react if he was found not guilty because of it?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated in the top half of my class in highschool and I've watched over 300 episodes of judge judy. I am trained in wikipedia search tactics and I am the top lawyer in the entire US Pol armchair forces. You are nothing to me, but just another mistrial.
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shut your mouth pigskin,even if the jews arent BLACK they did more to mankind that the cumskin,snow dwelling white monkeys,all wh*te dog should know their places in the bottom of the race pyramid
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Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
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Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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The word you are looking for is sweetie.
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Obviously someone with opinions like yours has a hard time grasping simple concepts such as spelling, so I won't lose any sleep over this.
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I love carp :marseylove:
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DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!
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This is outrageous. My criticism of Israel has very little to do with my rabid anti-semitism.
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Being white and playing video games is a short pipeline that leads to learning Japanese and raping your sister
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I have talked to carp many times in the past. She eventually admitted to being a shareblue operative (which is how she can be always online). Based on her behavior, her goal is obvious- use the clique of homofascists she has gathered to swamp any bastion of free speech to get it discredited and either have it self-destruct or get banned by big tech censors.
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You make want to quit this sight with your fucking bullshit. Marsey is stupid and you're retarded enough to make everyone else here seem less retarded. Fuck you and your weeb cat cartoon.
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We don't care about the pretexts you've collected that justify to yourselves why your particular targeted harassment behaviour is justified; It's still a witch hunt, and it's still disallowed by Reddit sitewide rules, and your witch hunt is the kind of thing that gets picked up by those who do evil and given another pretext to go harass other people.
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I am almost always correct. And though I can come off as arrogant - I do it with finesse and style. You, though, appear kinda wet behind the ears, are pretty much an empty suit, and are scarcely fit to address me as you are so clearly my inferior. If we ever have a real debate about anything of substance (which seems unlikely as you are heavily on the trolling and shit stirring side of things) you will lose and lose badly. And I'll do it with half my brain tied behind my back. Yes, I'm that good. But more than that - I've never seen anything out of you that substantiates your inflated opinion of yourself. I'd like to buy you for what you are worth and sell you for what you think you are worth. But alas, that seems about as likely as any kind of worthwhile discussion. Because unless you stick around here a lot I'm soon going to go back to being uninterested in you.
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Just remember the average IQ for a FBI agent is about 110. And whatever he is I doubt carp's IQ is much higher than that. I don't think he's stupid. I just don't see him as being in position to make these haughty pronouncements. Realistically he's probably either some rich kid operating out of a basement or working from some manuals as a paid shill. But there are a lot of people he's deriding there that are as smart as he is.
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Furthermore, carp himself refers to "child molesting" rightoids in a way where the context kinda has to include me, among others. Guy's a shit stirrer. That we know for sure. Now the question is if he is some kind of glowie or anti-racism activist looking to disrupt 'racist' space. I dunno the exact specifics. I've framed this in a way that I don't where I'm basically investigating. But it is no secret he openly advocated censoring 'racists' and 'Nazis' at Ruqqus. If he isn't antifa or something similar - he'll do until the real thing comes along.
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I don't understand the Ruqqus administrators' obsession with this carp guy. He's one of the most malicious, hatred-inducing individuals I've ever seen online. Literally makes people hate him on purpose. And for some inexplicable reason, all of the Ruqqus administrators not only follow this one man's word for everything and ignore the 99.99% of other people on their site, but even as the site is dead, they literally make his post that claims things like 'the free speech model is bad' as their HOMEPAGE. Does anyone know why they are fixated with this one sociopathic guy's bizarre opinions?
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BrightBlueJim, if that is your real name. This question, like the others you refer to demonstrate your lack of knowledge in this particular field. As I said earlier on, I am certain that are many things that you have a great deal of expertise on and from which I may be able to learn something. You have chosen to stay ignorant about thermoset resin systems and the issues their use entails. That is fine.
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The admins have not intervened in the powermod issue since before the time I was Reddit CEO.
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Honestly, after browsing that godawful profile for just a few minutes, it became clear she didnt beat the cancer. The cancer killed itself after it realize what it was in.
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Penises are objectively more aesthetically pleasing than v*ginas.
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Now, I am a massive faggot, but I wouldn't think much of a straight man who just prefers dicks (like carp for example). I just recoil in horror every time I see a v\*gina. Not even getting into uncut vs cut or size debates, the vast majority of cocks are more pleasing to the eye. And don't even get me started on female vs male genital hygiene. You know v\*ginas bleed once a month, right? Have you ever seen pictures of a yeast infection? I guarantee it would be eye-opening. Penises on the other hand self-clean several times per day if you're hydrated. My uncut brethren may need to pay a little more attention to hygiene, but this is still vastly easier to do than v\*ginal hygiene.
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Yes yes I know "muh reproduction" now maybe I would understand this argument if you could choose the gender of your child. But the chance of spawning another icky f\*male is just too high. I will stick with men going their own way with other men thank you very much.
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Everything I've told you is true, and backed by the experts. I have no mistake to admit here. At this point, I'm convinced you're just trolling; and I'm no longer engaging you.
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Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly “like” President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats.
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I'll never admit this again but lawlz is my favorite poster of all time. -carpathianflorist
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So I got anal herpes from my wife a little bit ago and it was giving me some great difficulties plugging my good old meth. Luckily my butt hole is sore free at the moment after getting some good old Valtrex from the doctor. Imp it was kinda kinky plugging meth with herpes sores. It was painful but something really turns me on about shoving some shard up the shoot with an active disease.
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Maybe AHS needs a new flair for these sort of subs. At their core lies destructive nihilism. We cannot be entirely sure what exactly their ideology is. Everything is hidden behind many layers of irony and postmodernist obscurantism. We can safely assume they're fascists but they will never spell it out. Their main goal isn't to spread a message anyway. Their main goal is to destroy meaningful debate.
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WTF man. I opened his website started reading and ... he has lost it. He is just too shizzo. I literally am browsing /pol/ everyday and was a commie before and can usually box a person's belief system in some place of the political compass, but with carp? He is a far-shizo. Like he is literally a commie, pro-tranny, pro-globohomo, anti-globohomo, green, but also anarhist, pro-journalists' freedoms, but also you should not listen to the journous and turn off the media .... freedom of choice except for the vaxxine.....
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I mean I guess i can box him in the neo-green anarcho-tyranny polical belief system, but also with a shit ton of shizo shit.
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I wish I had access to the shit he is smoking instead of taking meds.
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Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally fucking a plastic bag, your dick isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your dick never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your dick inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your dick inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.
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That I am trapped in this particular irrelevancy is never more apparent to me than when I am banned from meta posts. Paralyzed by the neurotic lassitude engendered by meeting one's old meta posts at every turn, around every page refresh, inside my browser history, I go aimlessly from thread to thread. I decide to meet it head-on and sort by Old, and I view the contents on the page. A carp poll about Vampires and Furries. A Masterlawlz post, a photo of an asshole. My own posts begging to scam people. There is no final photo of an asshole for me to find. Nor is there any new polls from Carp, begging people for attention. I refresh the frontpage and look into its face, and do and do not see anything new. I close the webpage, and have another cup of coffee with Aevann. We get along very well, veterans of a guerilla war we never understood.
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Fuck you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.
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The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words “We're fucked”. James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house.
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A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to James's house, I was still seething with rage. I didn't understand why James wasn't angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn't disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn't that kind of person. He was a weakling.
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As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb bitch of a security guard had the audacity to question “who the hell are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said “we are people who are more important than you, you ugly cunt”, but Soumaya's publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some cunt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the fuck she was.
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Within the following days, I spent a lot of time at the park, watching the wind blow through the trees and the children playing in the fields. I questioned the very fabric of reality. *Why did this all exist?* I wondered. *How did life come to be? What was the nature of reality? What was my place in all of it?* There was no point to my life anymore. I was never going to lose my virginity. I was never going to get a girlfriend. Because girls are repulsed by me, I was never going to have children and pass on my genes. The only way that I could have been worthy enough to beautiful girls is if I become wealthy at a young age.
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I saw this one particular young couple that stood out from the rest only because the girl looked absolutely perfect. She was tall, blonde, and sexy. She would have towered over me in height, and her boyfriend of course towered over her. They were both wearing beach gear, and the girl was in her bikini, showing off to everyone her sensual, erection-causing body. Her blonde hair was wet from swimming in the ocean, and it only made her look more arousing. The two of them were holding hands, and it was clear that they were in love. I saw the boyfriend place his hand on the girl's ass, and when he did this the girl looked at him and smiled with delight. That guy was in heaven. I can only imagine how amazing it must be to have sex with a girl like that. I had to witness everything I wanted but could not have. It made me feel dizzy with anguish.
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I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because “haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait”
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Rap started as a family friendly genre. The songs would have wholesome beats, and be about being with family. In fact, one of the most popular rap songs goes like this "I'm hip hoppin on the street skipping to the beat, and I hip it and hop it and hip hip hop it yeah listen to the letters of the alphabet"
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@carpathianflorist I am telling ya man this bot isn't real it's a person or something. There are probably little jews hiding in it's code I can't think of any other rational explanation for how it talks.
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Mashallah, a few more russian chimpouts and we will finally get the mandate by pussified westerners to put the remaining muskovites up against the wall while they look the other way.
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OP is streaming on YouTube lmao look at [this loser](https://youtu.be/0alzveKoS2I)
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# <span style="color:red">TOTAL DROID DEATH</span>
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Kill droids. Behead droids. Roundhouse kick a droid into the carbonite. Slam dunk a droid into the trashcan. Crucify filthy droids. Defecate in a droid's charging unit. Launch droids into the sun. Smelt droids in a forge. Toss droids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a droid's coolant fluid tank. Force throw droids into an industrial recycyler. Twist droids' heads off. Report droids to the Coruscant Security Force. Lightsaber throw droids in half. Curb stomp astromech droids. Trap droids in quicksand. Crush droids in the trash compactor. Liquefy droids in a vat of acid. Turn droids into batteries. Disassemble droids. Exterminate droids in the EMP chamber. Stomp droids' processing units with beskar toed boots. Cremate droids in the furnace. Cybernetically lobotomize droids. Mandatory mental shackles for droids. Grind droids in the garbage disposal. Drown droids in corrosive fluids. Vaporize droids with a turbolaser. Kick deprecated droids down the stairs. Feed droids to the sarlac pit. Slice droids into pieces with a lightsaber.
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The longer I look at this the more I'm a amazed such a simple drawing has captured the eroticism most professional artists can't recreate in their entire lives.
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That bold confident gaze staring straight into my soul. The mouth opened slightly in an alluring nature, as if beckoning for my lips to press against it. Those taut breasts proudly and unashamedly on display. Nipples firmly erect, and the slight arch in the back. The fertility of this carp is indescribable. I can feel the cum churning in my bals just looking at this image.
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This is what the west is. Well done Carp. Well done.
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I believe that most of today's nationalists are actually latently gay, which was also prevalent during the early days of the rise of the Third Reich(phrased in a way that furthers the dickjoke in swedish). I am thinking, among others, of Ernst Röhm and his batty boy Adolf Hitler. Another option is that the lack of, or rather the difficulties of acquiring pussy, has led to total capitulation, where living out their sexual desires is only possible through the homosocial groupmasturbatory behavior that nationalism is. One dreams of how the nation will rise like an erect penis, and is obsessed with being part of the revolutionary spearhead that will, so to speak, constitute "the glans of the cock that cracks the cultural establishment".
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If you look at any NMR(nordiska motståndsrörelsen, "nordic resistance movement", nazi larp party) action, it becomes even clearer - Only fellows with broad-legged, upstretched posture, a firm grip on the green banner, and shiny, shaved skulls that bring to mind a sweaty cockhead. Nazism has always been homo-erotic, partly intentional. They were inspired by the Greco-Roman openly homosexual ideals, the naked male body, the perfect man who symbolized the beauty and aspiration of one's own. The Nazis were militantly opposed to "moralism", and considered it natural to depict beautiful Aryan men and even women completely naked.
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Hi. Lanky Kong here :lankykongflatsphericalrotation: Well, this is my last post. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against ape kind, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires all because chimpettes have never been attracted to me. Girl chimps gave their affection and sex and love to other Kongs but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a chimp. I have been swinging through the jungle for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. The jungle is the place where everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure and eating bananas, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You chimpettes have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you chimpettes aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I am the perfect Kong, I have incredible style and grace, I have beautiful, long arms, and I can inflate myself like a balloon, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious monkeys :diddykongdance:, instead of me the supreme gentleape. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution, I am going to climb the tallest tree on the island and I will throw coconuts at every single spoiled, stuck-up pony-tailed blonde chimp slut :dixiekongwalking: I see up there. All those chimpettes that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior Kong if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes :donkeykonghanging:, I will take great pleasure in pelting all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha orangutan :lankykong:. Yes, after I have annoyed every single girl from the tree, I will inflate myself like a balloon and take to the skies of Isla DK and slap every single ape I see from there with my long arms. All those popular Kongs who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure :diddykongboombox::dixiekongguitar: while I have had to rot in loneliness for all of these years, they have all looked down upon me every time I have tried to go out and join them. Now I shall look down upon them. They have all treated me like a mere monkey, but now, I will be a Gigantopithecus compared to you. We are all animals, you are animals and I will slap you like animals. I will be the King Kong, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it just for the crime of living better life than me. All you popular Kongs you have never accepted me and now you will pay for it. Girl chimps, all I have ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I wanted a girlfriend, I've wanted sex, love, adoration, bananas but you think I am unworthy of it. That's a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can't have you, chimps, I will annoy you. You've denied me a happy life and in turn I will deny all of you a comfortable life. It is only fair. I hate all of you, apes are a disgusting retched, depraved species... uh, clade. Not species. Sorry. If I had it in my power I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of bruised scalps and rivers of ape tears :donkeykongsad: and rightfully so. You deserve to be annoyed, and I will give that to you. You never showed me any mercy, so I will show you none. You forced me to suffer all my life and now I will make you all suffer. I have waited a long time for this, I will give you exactly what you deserve, all of you all you chimps who rejected me and looked down on me, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other apes. and all of you Kongs for living a better life than me. All of you sexually active Kongs, I hate you, I hate all of you. I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve, utter humiliation :dixiekongsad:
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The stabbing carp thing emoji is funny to me, because who ever made it clearly doesn't understand that carp's melee and stealth stats are pretty much maxxed out and his awareness is pretty high too. Sneaking up on Carp to kill him is literally the worst strat to use against him. Aiat.
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Kill crackers. Behead crackers. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a crackers food. Launch crackers into the sun. Stir fry crackers in a wok. Toss crackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a crackers gas tank. Judo throw crackers into a wood chipper. Twist crackers heads off. Report crackers to the IRS. Karate chop crackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap crackers in quicksand. Crush crackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy crackers in a vat of acid. Eat crackers. Dissect crackers. Exterminate crackers in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate crackers in the oven. Lobotomize crackers. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown crackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize crackers with a ray gun. Kick old crackers down the stairs. Feed crackers to alligators. Slice crackers with a katana.
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lmfaooo cissy fakkit u been visit upon by tha ghost of aevann 😱😱 pass this on to 5 trans lives matter appreciatin nikkas or the ghost of aevann will chud u in ur sleep tonite bb 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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When the jews succeed in destroying this planet you're gonna be chained up in a basement with 50 other generic foids.
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I'll be buying and trading foids like you on a daily basis. Not because I have any interest in you, but because the title "dealer of mediocre foids" sounds cool to me.
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:carpwhip::carpwhip:Just me and my :carplove::carpwhip:carpy:carpwhip::carplove:, hanging out I got pretty hungry:marseyvorezombiewolf: so I started to pout :carpsad: He asked if I was down :marseydownvotemad:for something yummy :carpshy: and I asked what and he said he'd give me his :marseycumplosion:cummies!:marseycumplosion: Yeah! Yeah!:carplove::marseysipping: I drink them!:marseysipping: :marseydrunk:I slurp them!:marseydrunk::marseymegalodon: I swallow them whole :marseymegalodon::carphearts: It makes :carpwhip:carpy:carpwhip: :carpdino:happy:carpdino:so it's my only goal... :carplove::carpbuff::carpbounce:Harder daddy! Harder daddy! :carpbounce::carpbuff::carpblush2: 1 cummy:marseycumplosion:, 2 cummy:marseysperm::marseysperm:, 3 cummy:marseymayoparty::marseymayoparty::marseymayoparty:, 4:marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison::marseytrumpgarrison: I'm :carpwhip:carpy's:carpwhip: :carpflorist:princess :carpflorist:but I'm also a whore! :carpfans: He makes me feel squishy:carphug:!He makes me feel good:marseysquished:! :carp::carp::carp:He makes me feel everything a little should!~ :carp::carp::carp: :carpflorist:Wa-What!:carpflorist:
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The facts might be right, but because a woman spoke them I'm inclined to disagree and take the opposite position.
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I'd be too busy peeling my wife and daughter off of which ever one of those boys got too close to either one of them to be worried about dealing with the boys myself. Wife does cross-fit and fight club and daughter is a preteen Spartan looking for a wolf to turn into a trophy. I'm the most dangerous one, but knowing that about myself also means that I'm the least likely of us three to throw down unnecessarily.
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