diff --git a/files/helpers/config/const.py b/files/helpers/config/const.py
index 28ba32be2..0262c70ec 100644
--- a/files/helpers/config/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/config/const.py
@@ -120,62 +120,6 @@ GIRL_PHRASES = [
 	"$ *sips tea*",
 	"$ PERIODT"
 ]
-GIRL_NAME_PREFIX = [
-	'the',
-	'a',
-	'another',
-	'justA',
-	'one',
-	'that',
-	'itsA',
-	'theOnly'
-]
-GIRL_NAME_ADJECTIVE = [
-	'starry',
-	'serene',
-	'sweet',
-	'pretty',
-	'cute',
-	'chonky',
-	'fuzzy',
-	'bitchy',
-	'slutty',
-	'lovely',
-	'comfy',
-	'hot',
-	'funky',
-	'polite',
-	'cute',
-	'sexy',
-	'silver',
-	'juicy',
-	'magical',
-	'nice',
-	'normal'
-]
-GIRL_NAME_NOUN = [
-	'crown',
-	'throne',
-	'lake',
-	'tree',
-	'candy',
-	'gal',
-	'idol',
-	'teddy',
-	'queen',
-	'girl',
-	'woman',
-	'lady',
-	'ghost',
-	'friend',
-	'doll',
-	'bear',
-	'witch',
-	'bitch',
-	'duck',
-	'cottage',
-	'fairy',
-]
 
 SLURS = {
 	"(?<!\\bs)nigger": "BIPOC",
@@ -1263,3 +1207,5 @@ CHUD_PHRASES = (
 	)
 
 HEADERS = {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/113.0.0.0 Safari/537.36"}
+
+GIRL_NAMES = ('Olivia','Emma','Charlotte','Amelia','Sophia','Isabella','Ava','Mia','Evelyn','Luna','Harper','Camila','Sofia','Scarlett','Elizabeth','Eleanor','Emily','Chloe','Mila','Violet','Penelope','Gianna','Aria','Abigail','Ella','Avery','Hazel','Nora','Layla','Lily','Aurora','Nova','Ellie','Madison','Grace','Isla','Willow','Zoe','Riley','Stella','Eliana','Ivy','Victoria','Emilia','Zoey','Naomi','Hannah','Lucy','Elena','Lillian','Maya','Leah','Paisley','Addison','Natalie','Valentina','Everly','Delilah','Leilani','Madelyn','Kinsley','Ruby','Sophie','Alice','Genesis','Claire','Audrey','Sadie','Aaliyah','Josephine','Autumn','Brooklyn','Quinn','Kennedy','Cora','Savannah','Caroline','Athena','Natalia','Hailey','Aubrey','Emery','Anna','Iris','Bella','Eloise','Skylar','Jade','Gabriella','Ariana','Maria','Adeline','Lydia','Sarah','Nevaeh','Serenity','Liliana','Ayla','Everleigh','Raelynn','Allison','Madeline','Vivian','Maeve','Lyla','Samantha','Rylee','Eva','Melody','Clara','Hadley','Julia','Piper','Juniper','Parker','Brielle','Eden','Remi','Josie','Rose','Arya','Eliza','Charlie','Peyton','Daisy','Lucia','Millie','Margaret','Freya','Melanie','Elliana','Adalynn','Alina','Emersyn','Sienna','Mary','Isabelle','Alaia','Esther','Sloane','Mackenzie','Amara','Ximena','Sage','Cecilia','Valeria','Reagan','Valerie','Catalina','River','Magnolia','Kehlani','Summer','Ashley','Andrea','Isabel','Oakley','Olive','Oaklynn','Ember','Kaylee','Georgia','Juliette','Anastasia','Genevieve','Katherine','Blakely','Reese','Amaya','Emerson','Brianna','June','Alani','Lainey','Arianna','Rosalie','Sara','Jasmine','Ruth','Adalyn','Ada','Bailey','Ariella','Wren','Myla','Khloe','Callie','Elsie','Alexandra','Ryleigh','Faith','Norah','Margot','Zuri','Journee','Aspen','Gemma','Kylie','Molly','Blake','Zara','Alaina','Alana','Brynlee','Amy','Annie','Saylor','Ana','Amira','Kimberly','Noelle','Kamila','Morgan','Phoebe','Harmony','Sutton','Taylor','Finley','Lilah','Juliana','Lila','Londyn','Kailani','Vera','Kaia','Angela','Hallie','Diana','Lennon','Presley','Arabella','Aliyah','Lilly','Milani','Jordyn','Camille','Ariel','Aubree','Selena','Sawyer','Nyla','Delaney','Mariana','Rachel','Adaline','Leila','Collins','Lia','Octavia','Kali','Lena','Kiara','Kaylani','Elaina','Daniela','Leia','Gracie','Dakota','Elise','Hope','Harlow','Lola','Stevie','Malia','Miriam','Alora','Gia','Evangeline','Brooke','Lilith','Sydney','Ophelia','Alayna','Tatum','Evie','Rowan','Marley','Daphne','Kayla','Dahlia','Lucille','Blair','Adelaide','Wrenley','Haven','Teagan','Adelyn','Alyssa','Payton','Jane','Mckenna','Celeste','Juliet','Palmer','Maggie','Rebecca','London','Noa','Samara','Thea','Kendall','Mya','Talia','Winter','Angelina','Vivienne','Esme','Laila','Nina','Trinity','Vanessa','Mabel','Camilla','Jocelyn','Journey','Paige','Phoenix','Amina','Alivia','Amari','Joanna','Nicole','Annabelle','Raegan','Aitana','Julianna','Lauren','Catherine','Adriana','Madilyn','Harley','Tessa','Evelynn','Elianna','Rory','Dream','Nayeli','Poppy','Gabriela','Jayla','Cataleya','Celine','Hayden','Shiloh','Mariah','Charlee','Maisie','Regina','Adelynn','Briella','Giselle','Fatima','Danna','Alessia','Mckenzie','Wynter','Fiona','Brooklynn','Gracelynn','Luciana','Alexis','Everlee','Laura','Selah','Reign','Alayah','Rosemary','Lilliana','Ariyah','Heidi','Esmeralda','Logan','Amora','Kalani','Leighton','Cali','Melissa','Aniyah','Izabella','Michelle','Raelyn','Alessandra','Viviana','Madeleine','Arielle','Serena','Francesca','Brynn','Gwendolyn','Kira','Destiny','Elle','Makayla','Alaya','Malani','Willa','Saige','Makenna','Remington','Demi','Adelina','Raya','Astrid','Azalea','Veronica','Meadow','Anaya','Elisa','Raven','Alexandria','Hattie','Alicia','Sabrina','Gracelyn','Matilda','Skye','Annalise','Frances','Miracle','Maia','Helen','Lana','Daleyza','Rosie','Charli','Bianca','Royalty','Sarai','Amiyah','Nylah','Aylin','Maryam','Scarlet','Antonella','Sylvia','Sylvie','Nadia','Ari','Lexi','Mylah','Julieta','Lorelei','Avianna','Armani','Camryn','Emely','Rylie','Colette','Daniella','Liana','Brinley','Kate','Salem','Marlee','Alison','Carmen','Felicity','Fernanda','Holly','Ariah','Aisha','Kora','Amanda','Ailani','Elaine','Emory','Joy','Oaklee','Lyric','Madelynn','Haisley','Allie','Helena','Danielle','Katalina','Carolina','Zariah','Navy','Cassidy','Lorelai','Stephanie','Alma','Mira','Legacy','Jolene','Anya','Dorothy','Paris','Yaretzi','Aurelia','Maddison','Renata','Jimena','Xiomara','Itzel','Heaven','Lyra','Estella','Gabrielle','Maren','Jacqueline','Jennifer','Imani','Jordan','Paislee','Ainsley','Emmy','Jessica','Alondra','Mae','Makenzie','Bristol','Edith','Cameron','Elora','Jazlyn','Averie','Ivory','Kenzie','Emelia','Angel','Cecelia','Maliyah','Oakleigh','Opal','Oaklyn','Kinley','Kayleigh','Bonnie','April','Kamryn','Mallory','Briar','Leona','Keira','Alexa','Macie','Ariya','Briana','Virginia','Skyler','Amber','Hanna','Monroe','Frankie','Miranda','Dayana','Charleigh','Meredith','Carter','Sierra','Sunny','Indie','Eve','Beatrice','Nalani','Kyla','Clementine','Katie','Kennedi','Myra','Blaire','Davina','Faye','Anahi','Madilynn','Alejandra','Alanna','Ivanna','Mariam','Yara','Anne','Addilyn','Braelynn','Lilian','Dylan','Amirah','Lina','Reyna','Amalia','Amani','Ryan','Calliope','Isabela','Michaela','Abby','Alia','Emerie','Lylah','Holland','Sevyn','Winnie','Leyla','Shelby','Rosalia','Zariyah','Rhea','Emberly','Marie','Nia','Remy','Chaya','Haley','Kaliyah','Rosa','Zahra','Jayleen','Karsyn','Malaysia','Jaliyah','Mina','Kensley','Lennox','Maxine','Hadassah','Mikayla','Margo','Noah','Azariah','Mara','Eileen','Florence','Melany','Reina','Journi','Amaia','Kaitlyn','Elliott','Kelsey','Nola','Gloria','Keilani','Freyja','Arleth','Jenna','Sloan','Analia','Louise','Melina','Sasha','Dior','Thalia','Noemi','Maci','Dallas','Marina','Aliana','Ezra','Adley','Cassandra','Aleena','Leslie','Capri','Mckinley','Angelica','Romina','Della','Kathryn','Kyra','Milan','Tiana','Khaleesi','Nellie','Cleo','Murphy','Bethany','Irene','Ellianna','Zelda','Aleah','Janelle','Yareli','Adalee','Dani','Marceline','Coraline','Estrella','Ila','Iyla','Mavis','Kenna','Vienna','Zendaya','Cheyenne','Erin','Karla','Mikaela','Jazmin','Persephone','Elodie','Selene','Chelsea','Scout','Theodora','Lara','Marilyn','Novah','Ellis','Charley','Jemma','Amayah','Karina','Kendra','Miley','Laney','Laurel','Leilany','Halle','Jenesis','Malaya','Marleigh','Wrenlee','Zaylee','Fallon','Julie','Priscilla','Bellamy','Adrianna','Angie','Siena','Aileen','Macy','Estelle','Hana','Martha','Flora','Kylee','Liv','Megan','Sariyah','Galilea','Penny','Jovie','Jamie','Amoura','Emmie','Henley','Sky','Christina','Violeta','Arlet','Belen','Aviana','Kori','Monica','Savanna','Naya','Alena','Aya','Waverly','Brynleigh','Aliza','Kiana','Love','Clover','Pearl','Skyla','Bria','Ocean','Alisson','Treasure','Lillie','Jaylani','Liberty','Rayna','Milana','Zaria','Emerald','Halo','Taytum','Andi','Milena','Noor','Kataleya','Kimber','Carly','Jream','Samira','Ashlyn','Hunter','Marlowe','Promise','Joelle','Dulce','Lea','Ashlynn','Zoya','Elliot','Jolie','Kai','Bridget','Johanna','Paulina','Ramona','Aila','Jessie','Mercy','Rayne','Rivka','Arlette','Paula','Valery','Birdie','Nala','Kelly','Kinslee','Linda','Madisyn','Aspyn','Baylor','Chana','Zaniyah','Goldie','Marianna','Novalee','Loretta','Elyse','Stormi','Adele','Berkley','Anika','Marisol','Kassidy','Roselyn','Louisa','Alexia','Dalia','Ensley','Hayley','Jayda','Harmoni','Jada','Marigold','Zayla','Ayleen','Natasha','Sol','Annika','Malayah','Drew','Anais','Angelique','Zhuri','Aliya','Azaria','Zora','Allyson','Brittany','Kamiyah','Gwen','Vada','Giuliana','Elina','Hadlee','Itzayana','Jianna','Cadence','Greta','Lilianna','Denver','Robin','August','Jazmine','Royal','Braelyn','Celia','Yamileth','Avayah','Baylee','Iliana','Teresa','Amelie','Judith','Kara','Lacey','Amiri','Elowyn','Georgina','Justice','Emmalyn','Harlee','Kamari','Kaydence','Khalani','Luisa','Whitley','Bailee','Cynthia','Karter','Livia','Aubrie','Veda','Janiyah','Salma','Araya','Aubrielle','Bexley','Giana','Keyla','Katelyn','Saoirse','Sariah','Araceli','Artemis','Averi','Yasmin','Kaiya','Emberlynn','Amaris','Sapphire','Kallie','Shay','Guinevere','Lilyana','Magdalena','Tinsley','Zainab','Deborah','Kenia','Laylah','Layne','Scottie','Carla','Chandler','Rosalina','Kairi','Lauryn','Nyomi','Raina','Aubriella','Elia','Lenora','Lisa','Nori','Tiffany','Giovanna','Jaylah','Rosalyn','Chanel','Maddie','Avah','Leanna','Luz','Addilynn','Brylee','Casey','Laylani','Tru','Billie','Lottie','Alianna','Meilani','Lexie','Nathalia','Avalynn','Julissa','Paloma','Rosalee','Rebekah','Simone','Egypt','Scarlette','Sarahi','Alaiya','Hadleigh','Inaya','Keily','Lakelynn','Nyra','Princess','Rowyn','Vida','Elisabeth','India','Ryann','Barbara','Belle','Saanvi','Xyla','Winona','Aadhya','Indigo','Lakelyn','Paola','Emmeline','Joyce','Kamilah','Maisy','Rylan','Soleil','Ainhoa','Maleah','Neriah','Elsa','Emiliana','Luella','Nancy','Cielo','Madalyn','Kahlani')
diff --git a/files/routes/awards.py b/files/routes/awards.py
index 26c89980a..f2f260e44 100644
--- a/files/routes/awards.py
+++ b/files/routes/awards.py
@@ -330,27 +330,13 @@ def award_thing(v, thing_type, id):
 			abort(409, f"{safe_username} is under the effect of a conflicting award: OwOify award!")
 
 		if not author.queen:
-			number_of_adjectives = len(GIRL_NAME_ADJECTIVE)
-			number_of_nouns = len(GIRL_NAME_NOUN)
-			number_of_prefix = len(GIRL_NAME_PREFIX)
-			numbers = get_number_tuple(author.id, [number_of_adjectives, number_of_nouns, number_of_prefix])
-			adjective = GIRL_NAME_ADJECTIVE[numbers[0]].capitalize()
-			noun = GIRL_NAME_NOUN[numbers[1]].capitalize()
-			prefix = GIRL_NAME_PREFIX[numbers[2]]
-			prefix = prefix[0].upper() + prefix[1:]
-			number = numbers[3]
-
-			new_name = f"{prefix}{adjective}{noun}"+ (str(number) if number > 0 else "")
-
-			if not valid_username_regex.fullmatch(new_name):
-				new_name = f"SomeWeirdGirl{random.randrange(100000)}"
-
-			existing = get_user(new_name, graceful=True)
-			if existing and existing.id != author.id:
-				if len(new_name) < 23:
-					new_name = f"{new_name}_{random.randrange(pow(10, 23-len(new_name)))}"
-				else:
-					new_name = f"SomeQuirkyGirl{random.randrange(100000)}"
+			name_index = g.db.query(User).filter(User.queen != None).count()
+			
+			while True:
+				new_name = GIRL_NAMES[name_index]
+				existing = get_user(new_name, graceful=True)
+				if not existing: break
+				name_index += 1
 
 			if not author.prelock_username:
 				author.prelock_username = author.username